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♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about? ♪
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♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal ♪
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♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent? ♪
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♪ Who's still standing
When you see the dust settle? ♪
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♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ If they can't do it
Then nobody can ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪
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[♪ cheerful music playing]
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{\an8}And done! I'm getting
pretty good at these.
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{\an8}[shudders] Is there a reason
why we're always
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sponge-painting
and only sponge-painting?
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There was a clerical mistake.
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Someone moved a decimal point,
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{\an8}and now the school has 15,000
painting sponges.
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{\an8}[Ms. Jamanpour screams]
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{\an8}Ooh, soft.
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{\an8}That's happened
three times already.
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{\an8}I don't know
why she's still surprised.
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{\an8}Gretel! Colleen is headed
this way.
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{\an8}Colleen from
the big kids' table?
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{\an8}[Bailey] Colleen and her
friends are just so cool!
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{\an8}Because they're just
slightly older.
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{\an8}I heard they're so cool,
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{\an8}they even got invited
to be in a focus group for Slamonade.
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Dad, I'm thirsty.
Can I have some juice?
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I got the juice!
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[both] Stan the Slamonade Guy?
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That's right! And I got
the juice right here!
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- [both scream]
- Slamonade! Slam your thirst!
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[groans] Stan
the Slamonade Jug is so played out.
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- Yeah, totally done.
- Yawn.
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Well, Stan the Slamonade Guy
is not gonna be happy.
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{\an8}Man, I wish we had
focus group swagger.
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{\an8}I know! Okay, she's here.
Be chill.
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{\an8}[Colleen] Hey, you guys done
with the black paint?
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{\an8}Oh, are you
sponge-painting too?
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No. Sponge-painting feels so pre-tween.
And I'm more young adult.
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I just need to freshen
my nails.
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{\an8}[both] Whoa!
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The only thing
we use sponges for are metaphors
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in our edgy poetry.
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"Witness me, a sponge,
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absorbing the stupidity
inherent in the system,
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- and expelling resentment."
- [snapping fingers]
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But that might be
too mature for you.
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It's nice you still have
the capacity for childish distractions.
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{\an8}Uh, thanks?
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{\an8}No worries. Okay, children, I gotta
get back to important older-kid things,
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like using a pen.
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A pen? But there's no eraser!
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- She must never make mistakes!
- [both] Wow!
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- You know what? Forget these sponges.
- [kid] Ow!
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If we're ever gonna sit
at the big kids' table,
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we gotta be more like that.
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But they're so dark and broody,
and I'm a bright ray of sunshine.
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{\an8}- I've got an idea.
- [yells]
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All right, we better
get this over with.
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- [beeps]
- Send him in.
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Yeah! I got the juice
right here!
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[♪ rock music playing]
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Stan, come on.
The door's right there.
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Nah, doors are for squares.
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Stan the Slamonade Guy
always gets the party started! [laughs]
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Well, I'm afraid
your party-starting days are at an end.
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{\an8}You're fired.
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{\an8}They said I had to get it
in writing.
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{\an8}You can't fire me!
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{\an8}I've been this company's
mascot for 40 years!
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{\an8}Do you know
what I've sacrificed?
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{\an8}We conducted a focus group.
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{\an8}The local elementary school
and the cool kids all agreed.
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{\an8}Stan the Slamonade Guy is out.
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- What school?
- [♪ sinister music playing]
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[Gretel] Please,
please, please!
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- Teach us how to be cooler older kids.
- Just like you!
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Well, I'm flattered,
guys, but-
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Actually, we were
begging Fred.
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Please show us how to be all dark
and broody like you are.
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Actually, I'm not dark
and brooding.
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I'm stoic with a sardonic wit.
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Teach us your mysterious ways.
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- Not to sound like a Kevin...
- Hey!
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- [splashes]
- Aww.
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But it is always better
to be yourself.
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Yeah, I would actually
say that.
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Other than that,
I'm not sure I can help.
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[both] Please!
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[groans] All right, you two,
it's like this. You just have to...
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not care.
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- I can't do it!
- Bailey, get ahold of yourself!
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- Not care about what?
- Anything.
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How does that work?
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For some people,
it comes naturally.
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But like anything,
it just takes practice.
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- Sunglasses help.
- Oh! Great idea.
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That will hide my deep inner conflict
with this whole exercise.
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Thanks, Fred.
You're the coolest person in this room.
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Ouch.
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Not everyone
is big kids' table material, Kevin.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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♪ Throw away
those childish toys ♪
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♪ We're gonna make
an older choice ♪
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♪ Speak in a raspy voice
to proclaim our attitude ♪
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♪ Replace our
brightly-colored shoes ♪
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♪ With black and gray
to fit the mood ♪
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♪ Who cares if you approve ♪
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♪ Can't you see
we're not like you? ♪
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♪ Then with these shades,
we hide our eyes ♪
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♪ And slip into the dark
where we can't see ♪
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[barking]
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♪ We don't care ♪
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♪ We don't care ♪
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♪ Hope you're all aware ♪
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♪ Check out our hair ♪
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♪ The things we wear ♪
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♪ No, it's not a dare ♪
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♪ Don't care if you stare ♪
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♪ We've got time to spare ♪
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♪ No, we don't care ♪
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[all yelling]
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Come on, Bailey. All of our training
has led to this moment.
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[screams] They got
new spring riders!
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Stay focused!
We want status, not joy.
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Let's flaunt our nonchalant.
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[♪ emo music playing]
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They're watching.
Quick, this way!
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Oh, I wanna ride
that grasshopper so bad!
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I'm losing my resolve!
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No! Just follow my lead.
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[♪ suspenseful music playing]
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- Whoa, so edgy.
- [overlapping chatter]
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Hmm, something about you two
seems different,
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removed, older. Huh.
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Maybe you'd like to join us
at our table.
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- Whatever.
- Yeah, we might be up for that.
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- Oh, wow. So aloof.
- I've never seen such aloofness.
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[both] We're cool!
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I mean... [clearing throat]
We're cool.
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[sighs] I finally got
all those sponges picked up.
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Now to enjoy a nice,
relaxing lunch.
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- [screams]
- I've got the juice!
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And I've come
to take my revenge on all the cool kids.
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Wait a minute.
Where is everybody?
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It's recess!
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Oh, I see. Sorry.
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Uh, here. Have a Slamonade.
It's slammin'!
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[slurps] Ooh! It is slammin'!
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"And while my statement
may be contrary,
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only the tattoo is temporary."
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[snapping fingers]
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[snapping fingers weakly]
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What do you think, girls?
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About my poem?
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Oh, uh, we don't care?
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I mean, I thought it was nice?
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Uh, she meant intense,
Colleen. Intense and arty.
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- Uh...
- Bailey, sunglasses!
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- I dropped them!
- Pick them up.
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I can't!
The bench is too high.
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Is there a problem?
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Abort! Abort!
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What I'm trying to say is,
uh, I...
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thirst! I'm thirsty.
Bailey and I need some water.
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Yes! That! Water doesn't care,
like us. Okay, bye.
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"Water doesn't care"?
[groans] What was I thinking?
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We totally blew it.
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This is the worst thing
in the history of the playground.
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- [rumbling]
- I've got the juice!
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- Whoa, it's Slamonade Stan!
- [all cheering]
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The juice for revenge.
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[yells]
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Now, where are the cool kids?
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Hmm, that's
very flattering, but...
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You and your friends
cost me my job.
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And you're gonna pay.
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Why don't you just, like,
get another job?
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Maybe without
a ridiculous costume?
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This isn't a costume.
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I gave my life to that company
for 40 years!
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It was my sole purpose.
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I was so dedicated,
I transformed myself into living Slamonade
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as a promotional stunt.
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Sure, I'm technically
no longer human,
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and being a sentient liquid comes with
numerous social and physical challenges.
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But with the help of this
unbreakable jug suit,
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I've been helping people
slam their thirst for decades.
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Until you and your friends
took that from me!
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Now, I'm going to take
everything from you!
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[screaming]
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We're sorry.
We didn't mean to!
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[screaming]
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Not so cool now,
are you? [laughs]
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Leave those
slightly older kids alone!
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Stay out of this,
Superhero Gretel.
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This is between a beverage mascot
and these cowering children.
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Slamonade Punch!
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[grunting]
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- Whoa! That jug is hard.
- I told you it was unbreakable!
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Stan the Slamonade Guy
don't lie!
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[grunts]
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[Bailey] Are you guys okay?
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I just wanted
to have influence!
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Get it together, Colleen!
We need to get to safety!
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[laughing] Nobody leaves
the Slamonade party!
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[grunts]
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- [girls screaming]
- Slam-a-lam- Ow!
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This guy won't stay down!
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He's much tougher than I thought
a drink mascot would ever be.
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I mean, he's basically
just liquid in a jug.
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[grunting] I can't wait
to juice those kids!
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- Get down!
- [yelling]
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[all screaming]
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- [gasps] Our sponge art!
- It wasn't even that good, Bailey.
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No! If we get enough sponges,
we can soak him up.
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But where are we gonna get
that many sponges? Oh, wait!
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Oh! It is startling, but soft.
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I got the juice!
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Wow, it is slammin'.
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Thanks, Slamonade Stan!
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What the... A sponge?
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- Where did you get all those?
- There was a clerical mistake.
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- Oh, no! Where's my top?
- Looking for this?
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- Go fetch!
- My top!
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- [screaming]
- Slam dunk!
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Can I use that catchphrase?
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[groaning]
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You can't do this
to Stan the Slamonade Guy!
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I'm an icon!
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I will be back!
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You'll see!
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I have the juice!
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You know what? This is fun.
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Sometimes, it takes an angry
mutant mascot
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to make you appreciate
the simple joys of being a kid.
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Uh, hi, girls!
About earlier...
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You crying in fear
because of the giant juice man?
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Yeah, that.
[chuckles awkwardly]
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If you could
keep that to yourself,
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it would be cool, I guess.
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Your secret's safe with us.
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Oh, thanks.
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And whenever you want,
you're welcome at our table.
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Thanks, Colleen, but we have our whole
lives to sit at the big kids' table,
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which looks pretty busted.
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[creaking]
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That makes sense.
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But you guys are welcome
to sit at our table anytime, as well.
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Cool. Come on, girls!
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- Yeah!
- Oh, yeah.
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Sponge-painting.
Full of holes.
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Like life.
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I didn't think
they would actually take me up on it.
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