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So why are we looking at this old stuff?
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- Is the TV broken?
- Is it?
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Calm down. Your beloved is TV is fine.
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Hijos, today is very important.
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It's the day I teach Kevin
how to clean la vajilla.
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La vajilla are plates and silverware,
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and other things that have been
in our family for generations.
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- Cool. Can I touch them?
- No.
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You never touch la vajilla.
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These are important to our family legacy.
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We cherish
and look after them, but never touch.
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[speaking Spanish]
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So we just have
these things to clean them?
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Yes. Our family has passed down
powerful cleaning techniques
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that fight dust and dirt,
and I will pass them to you, Kevin,
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as you have reached
the age of responsibility.
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Wow! I can't wait to learn how to clean.
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Good. Because if you
don't take care of la vajilla,
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you will bring doom to our family.
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- Doom?
- Doom!
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Hello?
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Oh, yes, I am interested
in changing my cellular plan.
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I have to take this. Don't touch anything.
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Sorry. I was teaching
my grandson how to clean la vajilla.
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Yes, I told him about the doom.
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Well, I guess it's not going to be
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a particularly interesting-
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[gasps] Gretel! What are you doing?
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Kevin, relax. I just want
to take a closer look.
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- What if you drop it?
- I'm not gonna drop it.
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I'm a superhero.
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- My reflex-
- Gretel!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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- [all sighing in relief]
- [gasping]
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What have you done!
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- She did it.
- I'm sorry!
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Our family is doomed!
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I'm sure we're not doomed, abuelita.
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You don't understand.
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It's the sugar bowl all over again.
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Sugar bowl?
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I grew up on my family's farm.
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My grandmother, abuelita Julita,
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got a sugar bowl for her wedding.
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It was one of her most prized possessions.
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And one day when I was five years old,
abuelita was cleaning it.
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She warned me not to touch anything.
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And I thought, what could be the harm?
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No!
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We are doomed!
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[abuelita] And she wasn't kidding.
The doom started right away.
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The sugar bowl was ruined,
and the horses dragged my grandfather
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into a rock-filled desert.
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He was dragged to his death?
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No, the many cactuses
protected him from the rocks.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow...
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[abuelita] But when the horse reached
the ravine, he was thrown off a cliff.
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[gasps] To his death?
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No, not to his death.
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To a river filled
with giant pointed rocks!
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And that's how he died?
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No, he was a very strong swimmer.
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Unfortunately, he didn't do so well
with the giant waterfall.
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[screaming]
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- Surely that was the end-
- No.
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For his fall was broken
by a pond of piranhas.
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So he was eaten by piranhas?
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No, that is a made-up belief from movies.
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He simply waded out and set out for home
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across the treacherous jungle
without supplies.
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Where he finally succumbed to thirst?
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No, He was actually quite close to home.
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Fifteen- minute walk, maybe.
He came back safe and sound.
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Abuelita, I don't understand.
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He was fine. Where was the doom?
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Two days later, we lost the farm
because of a clerical accounting error.
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That's very sad,
but I'm not seeing the connection.
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My abuelita Julita never forgave me,
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and I know it was my fault.
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Well, you know what they say.
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Sometimes when you can't do anything else,
you've just got to laugh.
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[laughing]
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[Gretel] Why are we outside now?
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- Doom!
- I believe the word was "banished."
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Ah. I feel terrible now.
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How are we going to un-doom the family?
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Look, I don't think
the doom was real, but her upset is real.
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So we got to fix this teapot.
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Hey, Grant-Gomez family. Got your mail.
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Why the long faces?
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I broke my grandma's teapot.
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Ooh, 18th-century
South American terracotta.
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Oh. That's a shame.
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But you know, there's an antique fair
today at Cliffside Park.
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They've probably got
someone who can fix it.
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That's a great idea. Thanks, Rosie.
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[drill whirring]
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Is that your grandmother
changing the locks?
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Yeah. We better get down to that fair.
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Uh, hi. We desperately
need this teapot fixed.
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Hmm. 18th-century
South American terracotta.
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Not too bad. I'll have this like new.
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Not like new. Like old.
[chuckles] You get it?
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Awesome. See, I told you there's no doom.
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Hey, maybe abuelita's over it by now.
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Doom!
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Here you go. Teapot perfectly fixed.
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Just don't use it for a few days.
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Oh, don't worry. It never gets used.
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Doom averted.
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Step away from the vintage teapot.
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Ah, 18th-century
South American terracotta.
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Don't see a lot of those.
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- And I'll take that.
- Hey!
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Who do you think you are?
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I am the Dust Mite,
collector of antiquities, big and small.
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And by collector, I mean I steal them.
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Okay, but what do dust
or mites have to do with it?
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[Dust Mite] So glad you asked.
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♪ For me, collectible antiquities
are hard to resist ♪
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♪ But my particular affinities
were always dismissed ♪
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♪ It didn't matter
what was on my vintage shopping list ♪
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♪ Because my parents were
postmodern minimalists ♪
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♪ I wanted older stuff,
but my folks said no ♪
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♪ I'm a bit anachronistic
and they told me so ♪
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♪ I always want to fix it
if it ain't broke ♪
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♪ Victorian or Renaissance
or Art Nouveau ♪
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♪ So I did the only sensible thing to do ♪
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♪ Developed nanodust and a power suit ♪
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♪ And two giant dust mites
to do my bidding ♪
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I mean,
look at that Chippendale. Are you kidding?
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♪ Who on Earth would do such a thing? ♪
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♪ Well, a dust mite might ♪
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♪ A dust mite might ♪
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♪ If I had my way, I'd take everything ♪
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♪ I'd take every antique in sight ♪
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♪ Like a dust mite might ♪
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♪ A dust mite might ♪
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♪ A dust mite might ♪
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Oh, okay. That's pretty clear.
You use dust to take antiques.
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Not on our watch.
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I've never been so ready
to clean up a mess.
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[Dust Mite] Well, I hope you
like cleaning up dust.
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[groans] I can't see anything.
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Dust is the worst!
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[groaning and coughing]
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[both groaning]
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[Hamster] Second-worst.
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[grunting]
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Get your priceless antique-
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- [screams]
- Ow!
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Shards! Priceless antique shards.
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Whoa! Is that...
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[Dust Mite] Capoeira,
the Brazilian martial art.
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It's mesmerizing- [groans]
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Ow! But also wow.
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- Kevin? Hamster?
- No, no, no, no!
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She got away with our teapot!
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Doom!
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So the dust field she creates makes
it almost impossible for us to fight her.
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She also knows capoeira.
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The Brazilian martial art?
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Yes, she kicked me,
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and it was the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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We've lost the teapot forever,
and now we're doomed.
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Abuelita was right.
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Wait, that's it! Abuelita.
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She's expert at fighting dust.
We could ask her to help.
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[abuelita screaming] Doom!
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On second thought, maybe not.
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The Dust Mite is attacking downtown.
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Well, I started this mess.
It's on me to clean it up.
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You go ahead. I'm gonna talk to abuelita.
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- We've got to get those techniques.
- Let's go.
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It'll be painful, but beautiful.
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[Dust Mite] Another one bites the dust.
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But now the dust fights back.
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Stop right there, you filthy criminal.
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We're here to retrieve a teapot
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that means a lot to someone's grandma.
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I mean, a lot, a lot.
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Some would say too much.
But it doesn't matter.
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Because when something
means something to someone you love-
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- All right, pump the brakes.
- This teapot? You want it?
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Come and get it!
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The duster isn't working. [coughing]
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Same with the window cleaner.
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I told you she didn't have windows.
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It says it's an all-purpose cleaner.
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Are you okay?
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It's poetry in motion.
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Doom!
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Abuelita... Um...
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I know you're upset.
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But do you think you could teach me
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those cleaning techniques
you talked about?
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Ay, I guess so.
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It's not like we can get more doom.
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Please, abuelita. It's really important.
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Oh, no. Not the sugar bowl.
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Abuelita, we need your help to-
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"Carmen, I know you chipped my sugar bowl
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and blamed yourself
for dooming our family.
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But I want you to know
that there never was any doom.
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No family that stick together
is ever doomed.
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Love, Abuelita Julita."
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Aw. That's sweet.
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I mean, it would've been
better if she just told you,
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instead of sticking it in your sugar bowl
for you to find 70 years later.
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But the sentiment is there.
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My abuelita wasn't that upset.
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We were not doomed!
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We interrupt Cosas Tristes y Terribles
with real cosas terribles.
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I'm here downtown, where a dust villain
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is really aggravating my spring allergies,
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and also kicking
Hamster and Gretel's butts.
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Hey, superhero Gretel.
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It's looking pretty bad out there.
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- Why don't you just give up?
- I can't give up.
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I let someone down who I love very much,
and I have to make it right.
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Is there nobody out there
who can dust this dust villain?
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Take me to Gretel!
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Get away from her.
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Abuelita!
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Looks like you need a steam clean.
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Gretel! Ataque!
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- [Dust Mite] Uh...
- She's all yours, raton.
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- [Dust Mite] Capoeira.
- I learned from the best.
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I've got just the mixture
to deal with dust mites, big or small.
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Two parts vinegar, one part apple cider.
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- Zero parts dust mites.
- [police siren wailing]
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Rosie, our mail carrier?
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Yeah, you got me. [chuckles]
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Wait. What does being a mail carrier
have to do with all this?
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Nothing. A person can have
a passion outside their job, you know.
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Abuelita. I thought
you were still angry at me about the doom.
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No, not anymore.
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I realized that the only real doom
is if something happened to you.
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[coughs] What about me?
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You too, Kevin.
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Hey, I found the teapot.
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- [crashes]
- [gasps]
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[all sighing]
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[♪ theme music playing]
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ It's Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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