All language subtitles for Hamster and Gretel s02e09 The More The Meteor.eng

♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing
When you see The dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it
Then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪

Let me get this straight.

We're surrounded
by the best space tech

and greatest
scientific minds in the world.

But when our space station
is under threat

from some weird
meteor shower,

we turn to a kid
and her gerbil?

I'm a hamster.

General Huxley, these are the superheroes
Hamster and Gretel.

And they're
the only chance we've got.

Do you have any snacks?

[sighs] Well, I suppose
we're out of options.

Everything I'm about
to say is classified,

double-top-super-secret.

- Our space station-
- Are you going to say

that your space station is under threat
from some weird meteor shower?

- And you want us to stop them?
- Pretty much.

Why don't you just move
the station out of the way?

That's the double-top
super-secret part,

the part that would send
the public into total panic.

Every time we move
the station,

the meteor shower
moves with it.

What? Nothing?

I thought that would
blow your minds.

We've seen
a lot of weird stuff.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Can you drag me in
more gently?

General Huxley, we found
this suspicious kid

hanging around
the base perimeter in a van, sir.

So your first thought
was to bring him

right into this double-top
super-secret meeting?

We thought
you'd want to know, sir.

- [dial tone]
- Look at that. The phones work.

Looks like
we've caught a spy.

Throw him in the brig.

No, no, no,
that's our intern.

- Your what?
- Yeah. I'm their intern.

Uh, part of a superhero
internship program.

I don't have
any more questions.

Besides, we're wasting
precious time.

The only good way
for you to take a look

at the approaching
meteor shower

is using the telescope
aboard our space station.

We're sending you to space.

Again, nothing?

Oh, we've been
to space before.

And you don't have
to use your ship.

- We could just fly up there.
- Right.

But your intern can't.
He's going with you.

- What?
- Well, we're not gonna look after you.

Besides, ten billion
in taxpayer dollars

isn't going
to spend itself.

[Kevin screaming]

This is a huge mistake!
I shouldn't be going into space!

Sorry you got dragged into this, Kevin,
but this should be easy.

Says the indestructible girl
who can breathe in space.

I'd like to point out
that I can also breathe in space.

[Kevin] Not helping!

Welcome to space,
superheroes and intern.

Soon you'll reach
Space Station Alpha Seneca

and be greeted by our lone astronaut
on board, Commander Vicky Huxley.

Huxley? Isn't that
your last name?

[sighs] Yes, it is.

Commander Huxley
is my daughter.

Seems like
an important detail to leave out.

My daughter and I
haven't spoken in some time.

I never approved of her choice
to be an astronaut.

Why?

Because I didn't want
to worry about her all the time.

- Space is a dangerous place.
- [shudders]

Sir, don't you think
the time has come-

- Lieutenant.
- I know down deep

you're proud
of your daughter.

- [indistinct]
- At a time like this,

I think you should
let her know.

At least pass a message
along for these guys to-

You can arrest me,
but you can't arrest your feelings.

Best of luck,
heroes and intern.

Look after that station.

And everything in it.

It's true what they say.

Some folks would rather launch children
into space than go to therapy.

Whoa! Check it out!

[Kevin grunting]

Welcome to Space Station
Alpha Seneca,

Hamster and Gretel
and unpaid intern Devin.

Uh, it's Kevin, ma'am.

Paper says Devin.

I'm Commander Vicky Huxley.

- We met your dad, the General.
- I see.

You know, he never approved
of me being an astronaut.

And I just want to say
it doesn't bother me at all.

Where's the telescope? So we can get
a better look at the meteor shower.

- Commander?
- Over there somewhere.

[Kevin grunting wearily]

- What's his problem?
- It's his first time in space.

Yeah, I'm just a bit nervous.

Nothing to worry about,
except for the dangerous meteor shower

- headed for our position.
- [Kevin shudders]

Do you have any idea

why the station
is being targeted by these meteoroids?

No idea.
But in about two minutes,

the first one
will pass the moon,

and you'll be able
to fly out to stop it.

You'll intercept them here.

But if for any reason
you fail...

[screaming]

That's what would
happen to us?

No, there'd be
a lot more screaming.

But luckily we have
two superheroes on board

who will bust
those meteoroids into space dust,

and just maybe
show my father he was wrong.

Not that I care about
that sort of thing.

Uh, okay.

Let's go punch us
a space rock.

- Which way to the airlock?
- Commander?

It's over there somewhere.

[grunts] Ow!

- What? That can't be right.
- [grunts]

If we can't destroy it,
we have to change its course.

[straining] Keep pushing.

Didn't know meteorites
were so stubborn.

- Starting to move.
- Look out!

[Kevin screaming]

Kevin!

Kevin, are you okay?

- I'm definitely not okay.
- We're fine.

[Main Computer]
Life support systems destroyed.

Life support?
We need that to live!

We've just got to
problem solve our way through this.

We got this. You go take care
of the next meteoroid.

We're going to have to rig
something together.

Devin, grab me that fan, toaster oven
and espresso machine.

Here comes the next one.

We've got to try
something else.

Let's grab an old satellite.

- Which one?
- The biggest one!

This ought to do it. [grunts]

Nothing?

What if we use
our heat vision?

Maybe we can blow it up.

Give it more.

It's working.

[Hamster] Eyes hurting.

Don't give up!

That should cover
our life support needs.

Wow. That air it's making
is really nice.

I especially like
the hint of flowers.

It's the little things.

[Gretel] Kevin, we blew up
the second one.

- Nothing left but tiny shrapnel.
- Shrapnel?

[screams] What now?

- [Main Computer] Main power destroyed.
- We got this, Gretel.

Go get the next meteoroid.

We just need to problem solve
our way out of this one.

Devin, grab every device
that contains a battery.

Flashlights, cameras,
alarm clocks.

How about this
talking teddy bear?

No, no. Let's leave
Harold out of this.

Here it come- Whoa!

That one is so much faster.

We have to fly faster.
[grunts]

This one looks different.

Maybe I can punch it.

Uh-oh. There was
a little orb in the center.

That should cover
our power needs for now.

Wow. You're really
great at this.

Maybe space isn't
that scary after all.

I could be wrong. Yeah.

Kevin, another pod
was struck by debris.

- Are you okay?
- Are we okay?

That was
the Main Computer pod.

- Main Computer.
- [Main Computer] Commander Huxley,

I feel cold... er than normal.

No! No, no, no.

Not on my watch!

We can fix this.

We just need to problem solve
our way out of this one.

- Devin, hold the end of this duct tape.
- Oh, man.

I'd give anything
to be at home right now.

I hope Mom and Dad
don't notice we're gone.

Aw. Both of them
are right there, clearly reading.

That's so cute.

[Main Computer]
I feel better.

Superheroes, there's one remaining
meteoroid on its way to the station.

[Gretel gasps]

This one is so much larger
than the other ones.

- Ideas?
- I got nothing.

I'm sorry, but I don't think
we can save the station.

You better get to the shuttle
and evacuate.

I guess she's right.

[machine powering up]

That's the shuttle ignition.

What is going on?

Main Computer!

[Main Computer crying]
I'm so sorry.

Forgive me!
Forgive me!

That was the only way
off the ship.

My father was right.

I'm going to meet
my doom in space.

[Kevin] Hm.

Wait. I've learned
that surviving in space

is all about problem solving.

You tried moving the station
when the meteors were far off,

but they adjusted
their course.

But what if you two moved it super-fast
at the very last second?

I don't know.
It would take

all of our super reflexes
and perfect timing.

I know you can do it.

No pressure,
but you have 15 seconds to get ready.

[both] Ready.

[Vicky] You'll have to wait
until the last second.

Like, right up to when
it'll blow us all into pieces.

But not too late.

Because otherwise
it'll, you know, blow us into pieces.

Yeah, we got it.

Hold. Hold.

- Now!
- [Gretel grunts]

[Kevin shrieks]

Wow! That was close.

I think we'd better
keep an eye on this meteor.

[meteoroid]
Did someone say "eye"?

[Hamster and Gretel gasping]

[meteoroid]
Ah, Hamster and Gretel.

What did you think
of my meteoroids?

Wait, you sent them?

[meteoroid] Indeed I did.

Putting the station in peril
was just a lure.

I was testing you.

Your speed, your stamina,
your strength.

Okay.

But why would a giant talking eyeball
from space do that?

[meteoroid] So I could
learn how to destroy you, of course.

Who are you?

[meteoroid]
I am the terror in the darkness,

the shadow behind the stars.

I am oblivion.

I mean, that's not my name,

but you'll learn it
soon enough.

Bye.

Thank you, Hamster and Gretel,
for saving our butts.

And thank you,
unpaid intern Devin,

for all your help
aboard the station.

It's Kev- [sighs]

Never mind.
Thank you, Commander.

We gotta go. Bye.

- General, good to see you.
- Commander, good to see you.

This is the most emotional
I've ever seen them.

[sniffles] It's beautiful.

Okay, so first time
in space was a zero out of five stars.

But, hey, at least
it's over, right?

- Kevin, it talked.
- What?

The meteoroid, it talked.

It's the big, terrible threat
the aliens warned us about.

Okay, [stutters]
let's not panic.

It called us by name.

Okay, that's not good.

It said it was testing us.

It knows who we are,
and it said it would be back.

[meteoroid laughing
menacingly]

[people cheering]

He's done it.
He's got the town's water flowing again.

He saved the town.

Thank you,
mysterious stranger,

for all you've done
for our desert town.

[crowd chanting]
Stranger, stranger, stranger, stranger!

[Main Computer] No, no.
There's no need to thank me.

When I think about the things
I've done in my past,

this is the least I could do.

- [people shrieking]
- [Main Computer] Ow!

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