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♪ Who's the improbable duo That you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl And her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing When you see The dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it Then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin In the minivan ♪

Let me get this straight.

We're surrounded by the best space tech

and greatest scientific minds in the world.

But when our space station is under threat

from some weird meteor shower,

we turn to a kid and her gerbil?

I'm a hamster.

General Huxley, these are the superheroes Hamster and Gretel.

And they're the only chance we've got.

Do you have any snacks?

[sighs] Well, I suppose we're out of options.

Everything I'm about to say is classified,

double-top-super-secret.

- Our space station- - Are you going to say

that your space station is under threat from some weird meteor shower?

- And you want us to stop them? - Pretty much.

Why don't you just move the station out of the way?

That's the double-top super-secret part,

the part that would send the public into total panic.

Every time we move the station,

the meteor shower moves with it.

What? Nothing?

I thought that would blow your minds.

We've seen a lot of weird stuff.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Can you drag me in more gently?

General Huxley, we found this suspicious kid

hanging around the base perimeter in a van, sir.

So your first thought was to bring him

right into this double-top super-secret meeting?

We thought you'd want to know, sir.

- [dial tone] - Look at that. The phones work.

Looks like we've caught a spy.

Throw him in the brig.

No, no, no, that's our intern.

- Your what? - Yeah. I'm their intern.

Uh, part of a superhero internship program.

I don't have any more questions.

Besides, we're wasting precious time.

The only good way for you to take a look

at the approaching meteor shower

is using the telescope aboard our space station.

We're sending you to space.

Again, nothing?

Oh, we've been to space before.

And you don't have to use your ship.

- We could just fly up there. - Right.

But your intern can't. He's going with you.

- What? - Well, we're not gonna look after you.

Besides, ten billion in taxpayer dollars

isn't going to spend itself.

[Kevin screaming]

This is a huge mistake! I shouldn't be going into space!

Sorry you got dragged into this, Kevin, but this should be easy.

Says the indestructible girl who can breathe in space.

I'd like to point out that I can also breathe in space.

[Kevin] Not helping!

Welcome to space, superheroes and intern.

Soon you'll reach Space Station Alpha Seneca

and be greeted by our lone astronaut on board, Commander Vicky Huxley.

Huxley? Isn't that your last name?

[sighs] Yes, it is.

Commander Huxley is my daughter.

Seems like an important detail to leave out.

My daughter and I haven't spoken in some time.

I never approved of her choice to be an astronaut.

Why?

Because I didn't want to worry about her all the time.

- Space is a dangerous place. - [shudders]

Sir, don't you think the time has come-

- Lieutenant. - I know down deep

you're proud of your daughter.

- [indistinct] - At a time like this,

I think you should let her know.

At least pass a message along for these guys to-

You can arrest me, but you can't arrest your feelings.

Best of luck, heroes and intern.

Look after that station.

And everything in it.

It's true what they say.

Some folks would rather launch children into space than go to therapy.

Whoa! Check it out!

[Kevin grunting]

Welcome to Space Station Alpha Seneca,

Hamster and Gretel and unpaid intern Devin.

Uh, it's Kevin, ma'am.

Paper says Devin.

I'm Commander Vicky Huxley.

- We met your dad, the General. - I see.

You know, he never approved of me being an astronaut.

And I just want to say it doesn't bother me at all.

Where's the telescope? So we can get a better look at the meteor shower.

- Commander? - Over there somewhere.

[Kevin grunting wearily]

- What's his problem? - It's his first time in space.

Yeah, I'm just a bit nervous.

Nothing to worry about, except for the dangerous meteor shower

- headed for our position. - [Kevin shudders]

Do you have any idea

why the station is being targeted by these meteoroids?

No idea. But in about two minutes,

the first one will pass the moon,

and you'll be able to fly out to stop it.

You'll intercept them here.

But if for any reason you fail...

[screaming]

That's what would happen to us?

No, there'd be a lot more screaming.

But luckily we have two superheroes on board

who will bust those meteoroids into space dust,

and just maybe show my father he was wrong.

Not that I care about that sort of thing.

Uh, okay.

Let's go punch us a space rock.

- Which way to the airlock? - Commander?

It's over there somewhere.

[grunts] Ow!

- What? That can't be right. - [grunts]

If we can't destroy it, we have to change its course.

[straining] Keep pushing.

Didn't know meteorites were so stubborn.

- Starting to move. - Look out!

[Kevin screaming]

Kevin!

Kevin, are you okay?

- I'm definitely not okay. - We're fine.

[Main Computer] Life support systems destroyed.

Life support? We need that to live!

We've just got to problem solve our way through this.

We got this. You go take care of the next meteoroid.

We're going to have to rig something together.

Devin, grab me that fan, toaster oven and espresso machine.

Here comes the next one.

We've got to try something else.

Let's grab an old satellite.

- Which one? - The biggest one!

This ought to do it. [grunts]

Nothing?

What if we use our heat vision?

Maybe we can blow it up.

Give it more.

It's working.

[Hamster] Eyes hurting.

Don't give up!

That should cover our life support needs.

Wow. That air it's making is really nice.

I especially like the hint of flowers.

It's the little things.

[Gretel] Kevin, we blew up the second one.

- Nothing left but tiny shrapnel. - Shrapnel?

[screams] What now?

- [Main Computer] Main power destroyed. - We got this, Gretel.

Go get the next meteoroid.

We just need to problem solve our way out of this one.

Devin, grab every device that contains a battery.

Flashlights, cameras, alarm clocks.

How about this talking teddy bear?

No, no. Let's leave Harold out of this.

Here it come- Whoa!

That one is so much faster.

We have to fly faster. [grunts]

This one looks different.

Maybe I can punch it.

Uh-oh. There was a little orb in the center.

That should cover our power needs for now.

Wow. You're really great at this.

Maybe space isn't that scary after all.

I could be wrong. Yeah.

Kevin, another pod was struck by debris.

- Are you okay? - Are we okay?

That was the Main Computer pod.

- Main Computer. - [Main Computer] Commander Huxley,

I feel cold... er than normal.

No! No, no, no.

Not on my watch!

We can fix this.

We just need to problem solve our way out of this one.

- Devin, hold the end of this duct tape. - Oh, man.

I'd give anything to be at home right now.

I hope Mom and Dad don't notice we're gone.

Aw. Both of them are right there, clearly reading.

That's so cute.

[Main Computer] I feel better.

Superheroes, there's one remaining meteoroid on its way to the station.

[Gretel gasps]

This one is so much larger than the other ones.

- Ideas? - I got nothing.

I'm sorry, but I don't think we can save the station.

You better get to the shuttle and evacuate.

I guess she's right.

[machine powering up]

That's the shuttle ignition.

What is going on?

Main Computer!

[Main Computer crying] I'm so sorry.

Forgive me! Forgive me!

That was the only way off the ship.

My father was right.

I'm going to meet my doom in space.

[Kevin] Hm.

Wait. I've learned that surviving in space

is all about problem solving.

You tried moving the station when the meteors were far off,

but they adjusted their course.

But what if you two moved it super-fast at the very last second?

I don't know. It would take

all of our super reflexes and perfect timing.

I know you can do it.

No pressure, but you have 15 seconds to get ready.

[both] Ready.

[Vicky] You'll have to wait until the last second.

Like, right up to when it'll blow us all into pieces.

But not too late.

Because otherwise it'll, you know, blow us into pieces.

Yeah, we got it.

Hold. Hold.

- Now! - [Gretel grunts]

[Kevin shrieks]

Wow! That was close.

I think we'd better keep an eye on this meteor.

[meteoroid] Did someone say "eye"?

[Hamster and Gretel gasping]

[meteoroid] Ah, Hamster and Gretel.

What did you think of my meteoroids?

Wait, you sent them?

[meteoroid] Indeed I did.

Putting the station in peril was just a lure.

I was testing you.

Your speed, your stamina, your strength.

Okay.

But why would a giant talking eyeball from space do that?

[meteoroid] So I could learn how to destroy you, of course.

Who are you?

[meteoroid] I am the terror in the darkness,

the shadow behind the stars.

I am oblivion.

I mean, that's not my name,

but you'll learn it soon enough.

Bye.

Thank you, Hamster and Gretel, for saving our butts.

And thank you, unpaid intern Devin,

for all your help aboard the station.

It's Kev- [sighs]

Never mind. Thank you, Commander.

We gotta go. Bye.

- General, good to see you. - Commander, good to see you.

This is the most emotional I've ever seen them.

[sniffles] It's beautiful.

Okay, so first time in space was a zero out of five stars.

But, hey, at least it's over, right?

- Kevin, it talked. - What?

The meteoroid, it talked.

It's the big, terrible threat the aliens warned us about.

Okay, [stutters] let's not panic.

It called us by name.

Okay, that's not good.

It said it was testing us.

It knows who we are, and it said it would be back.

[meteoroid laughing menacingly]

[people cheering]

He's done it. He's got the town's water flowing again.

He saved the town.

Thank you, mysterious stranger,

for all you've done for our desert town.

[crowd chanting] Stranger, stranger, stranger, stranger!

[Main Computer] No, no. There's no need to thank me.

When I think about the things I've done in my past,

this is the least I could do.

- [people shrieking] - [Main Computer] Ow!

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