Original subtitles

[gasps] Kevin. Look! Someone's moving in next door!

Ah! What a perfect place to begin mi nueva vida!

[both] The Luchador?

I can't believe he got out of jail again!

I can't believe he's moving in next door. In this housing market?

[Gretel] Wait, who's that lady with him?

Be careful with that meatloaf pan!

It was a wedding present. For our wedding.

I think that might be his wife.

Kevin, we can't let an evil villain live next door.

It's dangerous! We gotta do something!

Yeah, you're right. Let's go before he spots us!

Dave, we have to impress the new neighbors!

You know how hard it is to make friends as adults.

Remember Murph and Juline?

I carried their picture in a locket every day and they freaked out.

Sometimes you try too hard.

You could put those in the back room.

Thanks, doll!

[doorbell ringing]

[both] Hi!

Welcome to the neighborhood!

[Carolina] We live next door.

Hello!

Ooh, nice crash test dummies!

Oh, those are mannequins. I'm a fashion designer.

Ooh, I love fashions!

And I own clothes! [grunts]

Luchie! Come meet our new neighbors, uh...

Carolina and Dave...

Buenas dias. It's lovely to meet you.

[Carolina gasps] El Luchador! We've met!

You fought my sister Melissa in the ring.

[speaks in Spanish]

[in English] She dislocated my left shoulder!

You two should come over for dinner tonight.

I'll make my famous ropa vieja and we can gossip about my sister!

[whispers] She sleeps with her socks on.

[both] Ooh!

You can't have a supervillain living next to a superhero.

What happens when they drop by to borrow some sugar?

Hamster, are you mapping out a plan?

No, I'm doing a charcoal sketch

of the Welsh parliament building.

Well, we've got to get rid of him.

We can come up with a plan tonight.

I hope you kids don't have a plan tonight

because the new neighbors are coming over for dinner!

[both] What?

But the new neighbor is a wrestler,

and wrestlers are dangerous.

Your aunt Melissa is a wrestler

and the only thing dangerous about her

is her backhanded compliments.

But didn't he go to prison?

He paid his debt to society

and we need friends!

Your father and I and you can't mess this up!

Oh, come on, a dinner party on such short notice?

What am I supposed to wear?

[Connie] Mmm, this is delicioso, Carolina.

I feel like I've been transported

to a South American timeshare!

[speaks in Spanish]

[in English] So much better than the food in prison.

Oh, thank you!

Luchie and I met through the prison's pen pal program.

But that's all in the past.

He's a gentle giant!

[whispering] Gentle giant? This lady has no clue

that her husband is a total fraud!

I've dated total frauds before,

but Luchie is the real deal.

And I don't judge people based on their past,

but on their aura!

Yours is plaid.

Ooh, my favorite color!

Connie is a brilliant designer.

She's even making me a new wrestling suit.

She's going to turn me into a fashion lover!

So, you love fashion and wrestling, I guess.

Are there any things you hate enough to, I dunno, make you relocate?

- [♪ tense music playing] - What an unexpected question...

I have a list.

Stinky cheese, those inflatable tube men, green and white balloons,

glitter, polyester socks--

Well, enough about things you don't like.

Whaddaya say we move on over to the living room for a game of charades?

- I love charades! - Que divertido!

How do you guys feel about friendship lockets?

Begin Operation Luchador-Out-The-Door.

[♪ rock music playing]

♪ Don't get comfortable Don't get too relaxed ♪

♪ We feel invested So we're setting the traps! ♪

♪ There's no room for you here with your fashion and flex ♪

♪ It's not complicated ♪

♪ It's just our apartment complex! ♪

♪ We'll give you something to worry about! ♪

♪ We're in a hurry ♪

♪ So it's time for you to move out! ♪

♪ Move out ♪

♪ You just moved in But now it's time for you ♪

♪ To move out! ♪

♪ Move out! ♪

♪ You just moved in But now it's time for you ♪

♪ To move out! ♪

[both sobbing]

The plan worked perfectly, Kevin.

They'll move out in no time!

- You! - [both] Ahhh!

I know what you did last night!

Do you know what this is?

[both] Your special queso con camarones?

That I buy from an old lady

that only makes three pieces a year!

And I buy all three.

So how did it end up under Connie and Luchie's couch?

Hear me out... cheese elves?

Enough! I had a little chat with our new neighbors this morning.

You ruined their day.

[Luchador] No, it's okay.

I slept so badly

I can't go press flowers with orphans

or donate my kidney like I planned!

That man is a saint.

He is doing everything to turn his life around.

You need to go over and apologize!

Now!

[door slams]

[sighs]

Maybe Mom is right.

Maybe he's a good guy after all.

Or, hear me out.

Maybe she and dad are so desperate for friends

that they'll hang out with hardened criminals.

[scoffs] Pathetic!

Come on, let's just get this over with.

[door creaks open]

Hello? Connie? Luchador?

[Gretel] We're sorry we made you literally

face all your deepest, darkest, weirdest fears.

[Connie cackling maniacally]

The Tri State Fashion Institute

dared to expel me

just for designing "dangerous clothes."

I'll show them dangerous!

- [electrical buzzing] - Whoa! Connie please!

What kind of wrestling suit is this?

Surprise! It's controlled by my loom.

You know I don't want to fight

outside the ring!

I knew my Force-O-Fabric would work,

I just needed someone very, very strong to wear it!

[laughs maniacally]

[grunting]

But, Connie, I thought you loved--

[screaming] Me!

Don't take it personally, doll.

I'm just playing to your strengths,

which in your case is literally your strength!

[laughing maniacally]

Not so fast, Connie!

Hamster and Gretel! What are you doing here?

We're here to stop you!

And I just wandered in here to see if you had any milk.

Just soy. Fridge door, behind the mustard.

Now leave me alone,

I have a score to settle!

Against the fashion institute?

Yes! 20 years ago...

I was a brilliant young student designer,

just days away from graduation.

My thesis project was a fabric

that controls the wearer's every move!

- [electricity buzzing] - But something went wrong!

Ahhh!

[Connie] The school deemed my big idea

a "threat to society"

so they kicked me out!

Also, they said my stitching was terrible.

So I vowed to one day perfect my Force-o-Fabric

and take revenge!

You'll never get away with this!

Oh, pish. My plan is already in motion!

Luchie, be a dear and let's show our guests what my fabric can do!

- [electricity buzzing] - [screaming]

Connie, no!

[laughing evilly]

[Luchador] Ahhh! Make it stop!

- [laughing maniacally] - [♪ tense music playing]

Come along now, Luchie! To the fashion institute!

Ahhh!

Let's go, Hamster!

Yeah, it's cool. I'll just follow in the minivan.

Thanks for asking.

[camera shutters clicking]

Wow, how chic.

Fabulously unwearable.

[thuds]

[crowd gasping]

- [Luchador] Connie! - [crashing]

[shouting indistinctly]

[crowd screaming]

Sorry, folks! I am not in control of my appendages!

Luchador, stop it!

I can't! It's not my fault!

[Hamster] I hate to say it, but he's right.

- [crowd screaming] - This is chaos!

Fashion chaos.

Oh, okay, now this piece I love!

[Connie] If I can't express myself through fashion,

no one can!

- [electricity crackling] - [Luchador screams]

[speaks in Spanish]

[in English] I hate to damage such fine craftsmanship!

[crashing]

[Luchador] Whoops! Ay.

I truly can't apologize enough!

[Connie laughs maniacally]

She's gonna make him destroy the whole place.

We gotta shut it off at the source!

[♪ intense music playing]

- [electricity crackling] - Ay, ay, ay.

[speaks in Spanish]

[screams]

[both grunting]

[grunting]

[Gretel screams]

I'm sorry!

[speaks in Spanish]

Where's Kevin?

- [horns honking] - Come on! Lousy fashion show traffic!

[phone ringing]

- Kevin, I don't know what to do. - [Luchador] Sorry!

Luchador is destroying everything.

But the stupid Force-o-Fabric is impenetrable!

[Luchador screaming]

[Hamster] The stitching is a little shoddy, though.

Wait, didn't she say that they expelled her

for her dangerous ideas and her bad stitching?

That's it!

Thanks, Kevin. Got to go!

Oh, yeah, I gotta go too.

I'm really busy.

[Connie] Whose ideas are "too dangerous" now?

Still mine! [cackling]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Ay, ay, ay!

Brilliant commentary.

Less is more.

My Force-o-Fabric!

Evil Loom Punch!

[crashing]

[groans]

[Luchador crying] Ay! Oh, Connie!

How will I ever find another soulmate again?

- [crying hysterically] - I'm so sorry, Luchador.

You know, I golf with a guy who's a television producer...

[announcer] Coming this fall,

it's I Love Luchie!

A show where a bunch of single ladies

compete for the love of one Luchador.

Sally, you are the one for me.

Oh, Luchie. But if I'm the one for you,

who's in that locket?

[Luchador] Oh, that's just my neighbor Dave.

It's a different kind of love. Bromance.

Yes! He liked the locket!

Still trying too hard, Dave

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

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