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[gasps] Kevin. Look!
Someone's moving in next door!
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Ah! What a perfect place
to begin mi nueva vida!
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[both] The Luchador?
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I can't believe
he got out of jail again!
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I can't believe he's moving in next door.
In this housing market?
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[Gretel] Wait, who's that lady with him?
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Be careful with that meatloaf pan!
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It was a wedding present.
For our wedding.
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I think that might be his wife.
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Kevin, we can't let
an evil villain live next door.
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It's dangerous!
We gotta do something!
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Yeah, you're right.
Let's go before he spots us!
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Dave, we have to impress
the new neighbors!
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You know how hard it is
to make friends as adults.
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Remember Murph and Juline?
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I carried their picture in a locket
every day and they freaked out.
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Sometimes you try too hard.
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You could put those
in the back room.
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Thanks, doll!
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[doorbell ringing]
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[both] Hi!
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Welcome to the neighborhood!
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[Carolina] We live next door.
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Hello!
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Ooh, nice crash test dummies!
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Oh, those are mannequins.
I'm a fashion designer.
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Ooh, I love fashions!
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And I own clothes! [grunts]
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Luchie! Come meet
our new neighbors, uh...
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Carolina and Dave...
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Buenas dias.
It's lovely to meet you.
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[Carolina gasps]
El Luchador! We've met!
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You fought my sister Melissa
in the ring.
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[speaks in Spanish]
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[in English]
She dislocated my left shoulder!
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You two should come over
for dinner tonight.
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I'll make my famous ropa vieja
and we can gossip about my sister!
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[whispers] She sleeps
with her socks on.
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[both] Ooh!
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You can't have a supervillain
living next to a superhero.
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What happens when they drop by
to borrow some sugar?
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Hamster, are you mapping out a plan?
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No, I'm doing a charcoal sketch
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of the Welsh parliament building.
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Well, we've got to get rid of him.
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We can come up with a plan tonight.
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I hope you kids don't have a plan tonight
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because the new neighbors
are coming over for dinner!
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[both] What?
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But the new neighbor is a wrestler,
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and wrestlers are dangerous.
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Your aunt Melissa is a wrestler
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and the only thing
dangerous about her
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is her backhanded compliments.
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But didn't he go to prison?
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He paid his debt to society
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and we need friends!
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Your father and I
and you can't mess this up!
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Oh, come on, a dinner party
on such short notice?
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What am I supposed to wear?
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[Connie] Mmm,
this is delicioso, Carolina.
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I feel like I've been transported
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to a South American timeshare!
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[speaks in Spanish]
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[in English] So much better
than the food in prison.
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Oh, thank you!
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Luchie and I met through
the prison's pen pal program.
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But that's all in the past.
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He's a gentle giant!
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[whispering] Gentle giant?
This lady has no clue
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that her husband is a total fraud!
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I've dated total frauds before,
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but Luchie is the real deal.
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And I don't judge people
based on their past,
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but on their aura!
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Yours is plaid.
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Ooh, my favorite color!
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Connie is a brilliant designer.
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She's even making me a new wrestling suit.
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She's going to turn me
into a fashion lover!
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So, you love fashion
and wrestling, I guess.
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Are there any things you hate enough to,
I dunno, make you relocate?
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- [♪ tense music playing]
- What an unexpected question...
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I have a list.
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Stinky cheese, those inflatable tube men,
green and white balloons,
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glitter, polyester socks--
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Well, enough about things you don't like.
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Whaddaya say we move on over
to the living room for a game of charades?
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- I love charades!
- Que divertido!
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How do you guys
feel about friendship lockets?
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Begin Operation
Luchador-Out-The-Door.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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♪ Don't get comfortable
Don't get too relaxed ♪
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♪ We feel invested
So we're setting the traps! ♪
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♪ There's no room for you here
with your fashion and flex ♪
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♪ It's not complicated ♪
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♪ It's just our apartment complex! ♪
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♪ We'll give you something
to worry about! ♪
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♪ We're in a hurry ♪
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♪ So it's time for you to move out! ♪
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♪ Move out ♪
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♪ You just moved in
But now it's time for you ♪
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♪ To move out! ♪
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♪ Move out! ♪
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♪ You just moved in
But now it's time for you ♪
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♪ To move out! ♪
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[both sobbing]
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The plan worked perfectly, Kevin.
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They'll move out in no time!
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- You!
- [both] Ahhh!
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I know what you did last night!
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Do you know what this is?
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[both] Your special queso con camarones?
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That I buy from an old lady
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that only makes three pieces a year!
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And I buy all three.
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So how did it end up
under Connie and Luchie's couch?
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Hear me out... cheese elves?
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Enough! I had a little chat
with our new neighbors this morning.
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You ruined their day.
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[Luchador] No, it's okay.
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I slept so badly
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I can't go press flowers with orphans
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or donate my kidney like I planned!
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That man is a saint.
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He is doing everything
to turn his life around.
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You need to go over and apologize!
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Now!
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[door slams]
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[sighs]
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Maybe Mom is right.
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Maybe he's a good guy after all.
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Or, hear me out.
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Maybe she and dad
are so desperate for friends
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that they'll hang out
with hardened criminals.
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[scoffs] Pathetic!
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Come on, let's just get this over with.
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[door creaks open]
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Hello? Connie? Luchador?
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[Gretel] We're sorry we made you literally
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face all your deepest,
darkest, weirdest fears.
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[Connie cackling maniacally]
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The Tri State Fashion Institute
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dared to expel me
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just for designing "dangerous clothes."
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I'll show them dangerous!
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- [electrical buzzing]
- Whoa! Connie please!
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What kind of wrestling suit is this?
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Surprise! It's controlled by my loom.
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You know I don't want to fight
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outside the ring!
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I knew my Force-O-Fabric would work,
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I just needed someone
very, very strong to wear it!
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[laughs maniacally]
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[grunting]
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But, Connie, I thought you loved--
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[screaming] Me!
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Don't take it personally, doll.
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I'm just playing to your strengths,
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which in your case
is literally your strength!
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[laughing maniacally]
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Not so fast, Connie!
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Hamster and Gretel!
What are you doing here?
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We're here to stop you!
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And I just wandered in here
to see if you had any milk.
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Just soy. Fridge door, behind the mustard.
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Now leave me alone,
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I have a score to settle!
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Against the fashion institute?
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Yes! 20 years ago...
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I was a brilliant young student designer,
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just days away from graduation.
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My thesis project was a fabric
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that controls the wearer's every move!
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- [electricity buzzing]
- But something went wrong!
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Ahhh!
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[Connie] The school deemed my big idea
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a "threat to society"
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so they kicked me out!
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Also, they said my stitching was terrible.
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So I vowed to one day
perfect my Force-o-Fabric
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and take revenge!
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You'll never get away with this!
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Oh, pish. My plan is already in motion!
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Luchie, be a dear and let's show
our guests what my fabric can do!
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- [electricity buzzing]
- [screaming]
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Connie, no!
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[laughing evilly]
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[Luchador] Ahhh! Make it stop!
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- [laughing maniacally]
- [♪ tense music playing]
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Come along now, Luchie!
To the fashion institute!
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Ahhh!
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Let's go, Hamster!
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Yeah, it's cool.
I'll just follow in the minivan.
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Thanks for asking.
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[camera shutters clicking]
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Wow, how chic.
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Fabulously unwearable.
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[thuds]
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[crowd gasping]
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- [Luchador] Connie!
- [crashing]
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[shouting indistinctly]
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[crowd screaming]
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Sorry, folks!
I am not in control of my appendages!
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Luchador, stop it!
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I can't! It's not my fault!
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[Hamster] I hate to say it,
but he's right.
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- [crowd screaming]
- This is chaos!
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Fashion chaos.
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Oh, okay, now this piece I love!
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[Connie] If I can't express
myself through fashion,
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no one can!
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- [electricity crackling]
- [Luchador screams]
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[speaks in Spanish]
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[in English] I hate to damage
such fine craftsmanship!
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[crashing]
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[Luchador] Whoops! Ay.
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I truly can't apologize enough!
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[Connie laughs maniacally]
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She's gonna make him
destroy the whole place.
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We gotta shut it off at the source!
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[♪ intense music playing]
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- [electricity crackling]
- Ay, ay, ay.
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[speaks in Spanish]
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[screams]
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[both grunting]
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[grunting]
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[Gretel screams]
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I'm sorry!
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[speaks in Spanish]
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Where's Kevin?
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- [horns honking]
- Come on! Lousy fashion show traffic!
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[phone ringing]
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- Kevin, I don't know what to do.
- [Luchador] Sorry!
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Luchador is destroying everything.
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But the stupid Force-o-Fabric
is impenetrable!
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[Luchador screaming]
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[Hamster] The stitching
is a little shoddy, though.
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Wait, didn't she say
that they expelled her
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for her dangerous ideas
and her bad stitching?
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That's it!
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Thanks, Kevin. Got to go!
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Oh, yeah, I gotta go too.
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I'm really busy.
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[Connie] Whose ideas are
"too dangerous" now?
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Still mine! [cackling]
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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Ay, ay, ay!
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Brilliant commentary.
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Less is more.
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My Force-o-Fabric!
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Evil Loom Punch!
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[crashing]
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[groans]
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[Luchador crying] Ay! Oh, Connie!
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How will I ever find
another soulmate again?
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- [crying hysterically]
- I'm so sorry, Luchador.
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You know, I golf with a guy
who's a television producer...
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[announcer] Coming this fall,
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it's I Love Luchie!
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A show where a bunch of single ladies
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compete for the love of one Luchador.
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Sally, you are the one for me.
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Oh, Luchie. But if I'm the one for you,
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who's in that locket?
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[Luchador] Oh,
that's just my neighbor Dave.
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It's a different kind of love. Bromance.
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Yes! He liked the locket!
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Still trying too hard, Dave
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[♪ theme music playing]
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ It's Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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