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[Hamster] ...so we got
a villain tracker over here,
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a smoothie machine over there.
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Whoa! You really outdid
yourself with this lair, Hamster.
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You haven't
even seen the best part.
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I present...
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the sparring room.
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Great. But who are you
gonna spar with?
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With me! I'm pretty tough!
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Ow!
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- That hurt.
- I wasn't even using my powers.
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That wasn't even
hamster strength.
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That was like gerbil strength.
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If we're going
to defeat the Big Evil,
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you guys need to practice
with someone who's as tough as you are.
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Someone who could
take a beating for hours.
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- And doesn't get tired.
- And doesn't feel pain.
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Ooh, I know someone like that.
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[Tobor singing] ♪ Making
breakfast for my boy ♪
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♪ Cause humans got to eat ♪
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♪ He doesn't care for soy ♪
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♪ So these eggs
I gotta beat ♪
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[Nordle] Tobor!
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Where are my gardening
sandals?
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They're between your
birdwatching moccasins
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- and your
stargazing clogs, sir. - [doorbell rings]
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And get the door,
for Pete's sake!
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What do I pay you for?
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You do not pay me.
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Is it my delivery
of tulip bulbs?
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Superhero Hamster and Gretel?
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Why are you here?
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You're the vile Philistines
who incarcerated my father!
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You mean
Professor Megalomaniac with the dumb hat?
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- Guilty.
- I think we're starting off on the wrong foot.
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We're really sorry
about your evil dad,
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but we have urgent matters
to discuss with you,
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citizen we've never
met before.
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Are you releasing
my father from jail?
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Yeah, and we're also freeing
all the hyenas at the zoo.
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Are you calling
my father a hyena?
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- Kind of
- How dare you?
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All right, All right.
Listen, Nordle,
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I mean, citizen Nordle.
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We know you're mad at us,
but there's a Big Evil coming to earth,
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and Tober could help us train.
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And why would I ever help you?
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For the greater good?
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What has the greater good
ever done for me?
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I would be happy
to provide my services, sir.
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I am usually free
after your sauna.
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You know, that's when my pores
are open and I need you around!
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Besides, I would never
let you help these parents pillagers!
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So unless you have either
my father
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or a Duchess da Parma
tulip behind your back,
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I must say fair thee well.
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- But-
- I said fair thee well!
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[sighs]
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Slamming doors on people
takes a lot out of me.
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I'm going to take a nap.
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[Gretel]
Nordle is so stubborn. Ugh!
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The entire world is in danger!
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Yeah. What are you gonna do?
Anyone hungry?
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You seem pretty chill about
this whole "greater evil" thing.
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I'm assuming this
"greater evil" is going after big things
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like humans and farm animals.
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They won't even notice me.
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I mean, I'll miss you guys
and everything.
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[doorbell rings]
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Greetings, adolescent human.
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Uhm, Gretel, large robot.
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Tobor?
What are you doing here?
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I have come to help you
prepare for the Big Evil you mentioned.
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[chuckles nervously]
Uhm, You must have me confused with someone else.
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- I don't know-
- I think we can drop the charade.
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You are clearly Gretel,
the superhero.
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You are both named Gretel.
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You both have
a hamster named Hamster.
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You both interrupt people
when they are-
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Okay. Okay. You're right.
I am Gretel, the superhero.
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But you can't tell anyone, please?
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My lips are sealed.
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Just kidding.
My mouth does not contain a locking mechanism.
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Or a mouth.
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But Nordle told you
not to help us.
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How can you
disobey his orders?
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When Professor Exclamation left,
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Nordle programmed me
to protect him at all costs.
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Oh, so since
the Big Evil will harm Nordle,
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you're obeying him
by disobeying him.
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You are pretty smart
for a human,
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except for your awful disguise,
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which resembles
a cheap princess costume for a small dog.
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I'm sorry.
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My politeness setting
is set too low.
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Your disguise resembles
a delightful princess costume for a small dog.
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Now let's start
trying to hurt each other.
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ We're gonna be
fighting a foe ♪
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♪ That we just don't know ♪
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♪ We have no idea
how they're gonna fight ♪
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♪ We don't know
who will face us ♪
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♪ So we'll cover all bases ♪
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♪ Gonna try
to prepare tonight ♪
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♪ We'll try boxing, jousting,
kicking, poking ♪
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♪ Martial arts, fencing,
dodging, throwing pies ♪
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♪ And throwing darts,
judo slapping ♪
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♪ Tae kwon do, tiddly winks
and hammer throw ♪
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♪ We'll try it out ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're just not
familiar with our counterparts ♪
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♪ Don't even know how many
of them there are ♪
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♪ Is it an army
or is it just one big guy? ♪
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♪ So we have to enact ♪
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♪ This kind
of scattergun practice ♪
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♪ In a vain attempt
to fortify ♪
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♪ Against a foe
we don't know ♪
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You're home awfully late.
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We said we'd reorganize
my Lithuanian stamp collection.
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Oh, sorry,
I was playing cards...
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with the boys.
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Don't lie to me!
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[gasps] Are those...
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scuff marks?
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Wait a minute.
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Were you training
with someone else behind my back?
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No, I was just hit by a bus.
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I thought you were
playing cards with the boys!
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The boys were on the bus.
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And I have a headache.
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I'm going to bed.
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Robots don't sleep!
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Your lies
are tearing me apart, Tobor!
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Hit me again, Sam!
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That's your third strawberry
milkshake, Nordle. I think that's enough.
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Just give me what I asked for.
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I'm sorry, Sam.
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You didn't deserve that.
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So, trouble at home?
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Well, it's Tobor.
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I think he's been spending
time with other people.
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Well, even robots
need attention.
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You ever thought
of buying him a gift?
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You know his favorite color?
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I don't actually.
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It's gray, and you kind
of just proved my point.
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Well, I don't need to listen
to a ice cream man
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tell me what to feel!
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I'm sorry, Sam.
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It's the sprinkles talking.
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Maybe Sam is right.
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Maybe I do need to appreciate
Tobor more.
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[gasps]
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Help, help! Some metal guy
stole one of my wigs and a dress!
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Tobor, I know it's you!
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Tobor!
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[gasps]
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[woman] Ow! My hair!
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- What are you-
- Ahh!
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This is no way
to run a business!
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- Free samples.
- Free samples.
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Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
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It's not a buffet, lady!
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Half priced pizza
in the freezer section!
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Free samples.
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You stop it! I am not buying
a 40-pound bag of radishes!
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It's 45 pounds.
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That is actually a good deal.
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Tobor, are you hurt?
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- Tobor!
- Sorry.
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I was just thinking
about my boy.
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I do not like deceiving him
this way.
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Aww, Tobor,
that's so sweet.
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Well, I am a sweet
and delightful robot!
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Tobor?
Tobor, are you okay?
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And now I must destroy you.
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Tobor, what are you doing?
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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Evasive maneuver alpha!
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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- Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat! - Defensive maneuver Beta!
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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Run away like cowards delta!
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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Okay, that solves dinner
for the next two weeks.
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But how am I gonna find
my robot slash servant slash father figure?
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Oh, there he is!
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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Aha! So you were training
with someone behind my back.
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Citizen Nordle,
Tobor's gone haywire!
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Yeah, sometimes he starts
randomly attacking people
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when he gets hit
on the head with a wrench!
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How do I snap him
out of it?
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With a secret code phrase
that only I know.
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But why should I help you
when you all deceived me?
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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You've got it all wrong.
He's trying to save you!
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What are you talking about?
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Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat!
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- Gretel!
- Gretel beans!
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- Annihilate! Crush!
Destroy! Repeat! - Nordle,
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Annihilate! Crush!
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the only reason he could disobey you
is that he knew it might save your life.
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You're the thing
he cares about most!
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Tobor, stop.
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That's your
secret code phrase? "Stop?"
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Well, you didn't guess it,
did you?
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Oh, no! Did I get hit
in the head with the wrench again?
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How embarrassing.
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This is going to take hours
to clean up.
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So what finally
changed your mind?
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I didn't want my petty squabbles to
get in the way of doing the right thing.
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I am so sorry I deceived you.
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But it was only
to protect you.
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I hope you still think
I am a good robot.
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It's not all about you, Tobor.
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Uh, maybe a little.
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[clears throat]
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For me?
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Gray. My favorite color.
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I didn't know you cared.
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00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,613
Hey, you know how I feel
about public displays of affection.
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I didn't say stop.
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Why don't we go home and work
on your Lithuanian stamp collection?
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I guess
that might be acceptable.
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[Kevin] Well, that was
a good practice session.
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Besides, Tobor being hit
in the head with the wrench,
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and then, you know,
attacking everyone.
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I think we should keep
training with him.
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I mean, how often do wrenches
fall out of the sky?
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Are you sure dropping wrenches from the
sky to promote Wrench World is a good idea?
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Who doesn't like
a free wrench?
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Hey, when you're right,
you're right.
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[people screaming]
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ It's Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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