Original subtitles

♪ Who's the improbable duo that you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter, stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl and her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing when you see the dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it, then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin in the minivan ♪

All we know from the aliens is that "a much greater evil is coming to destroy us all."

Hmm. It's still missing something...

Okay, Now it's a "much greater evil coming to destroy us all."

- As I was saying- - Hi, guys!

Oh, didn't mean to startle you.

Just checking to see if you kids want to come with us

to the neighborhood block party.

There's going to be food and...

what are you trying to hide?

Oh, it's nothing.

Just an idea for a... web series!

About bodybuilders with big eyebrows.

- who are... - Also pirates!

Yeah.

It's a whole thing.

There's an entire subculture you wouldn't understand.

Kids, we're not dumb.

We know exactly what you're hiding from us.

That you want us to write the theme song for your new web series!

[sighs in relief]

We'd be happy to!

- Dave, go get the ukulele! - And you get us some paper

- and my lucky writing pen. - Yes!

Go do that. Have fun at the thing.

Without us!

Well, that was way too close.

We need somewhere where we can discuss intergalactic threats

without Mom or Dad or anyone else barging in.

I bet Bull Man never had to deal with this

Bull-loney!

Wait!

We need a superhero lair.

Yes! Just like in the comics

and the movies and the movies based on the comics!

You know, when Fred and I were little,

we had a secret fort in the woods not too far from here.

It was pretty amazing.

Oh, yeah. The fort.

Wonder if it's still there.

It would be perfect! We can go and scope it out now.

Yeah, yeah, you guys do that while Hamster and I talk decorating themes.

We'll need an aromatherapy room.

Ooh, jot that down!

Man, I haven't thought about that fort in years.

- Remember our secret box? - Oh, yeah.

I remember the fort like it was... like it was just yesterday!

♪ It had a moat of alligators that went all the way around ♪

♪ An indoor-outdoor slide ♪

♪ And a merry go round ♪

♪ It had a zip-line, a ball pit ♪

♪ A table for ping-pong ♪

I think perhaps you might be remembering this wrong.

♪ We were the envy of all of our friends ♪

♪ You may be looking at this through a nostalgic lens ♪

♪ Maybe, but I know we had a fort out here in the woods ♪

♪ it was not accessible by map or compass ♪

♪ A secret place in our neighborhood ♪

♪ Where we could get away from things ♪

♪ And really cause a rumpus ♪

♪ With a little bit of work ♪

♪ It could be our new lair ♪

♪ Add a computer station and a comfy chair ♪

♪ A place we could decide upon our marching orders ♪

♪ Could our old fort be our new headquarters ♪

♪ I think our old fort could be our new headquarters ♪

♪ We're going to have a fort out here in the woods ♪

♪ We'll have a hideout, a homebase ♪

- ♪ An inner sanctum- ♪ - Oh, wait. Here it is.

Oh, wow...

it's much smaller than I remember.

Are you sure about the Swiss mocha?

What about Adobe Sunrise?

But that'll clash with the loveseat I picked out.

- [sighs] - [cell phone vibrates]

"Breaking news!

Somebody flipped a house in town..."

You mean bought it, fixed it up and sold it for a profit?

No, they literally flipped it!

So that's what the bottom of the house looks like.

Nice.

The dirt's all dug up.

It's like they were looking for something.

- Looking for what? - I don't know.

But look.

Let's follow these tracks and find out what's going on.

Almost forgot!

[grunting]

Uh, sorry about the furniture!

Good thing that's not our house.

The facade on this building is exquisite!

Yeah, too bad it's in the way!

[both] High-five!

- [straining] - [laughing maniacally]

Not so fast you- wait,

- the Demo Bros? - Who?

You know, they're the brothers from that home improvement show.

The one where they show up unannounced and tear down people's homes

and renovate them without asking.

♪ The house is located ♪

♪ We've excavated ♪

♪ We'll be compensated ♪

♪ We're Demo Bros ♪

♪ We've renovated ♪

♪ The price is inflated ♪

♪ And we're related ♪

♪ We're Demo Bros ♪

So what, did you guys move on to office buildings in your awful show?

This is ain't about the show!

It all started when we were demoing

this three bedroom condo...

Well, what do we find? A document!

Telling us the exact location of a valuable treasure.

Look at this! Buried treasure!

Ten thousand gold doubloons at 234 Gray something...

[Luis] We couldn't make out the entire address,

but there were only 12 houses in town

that fit the description.

And we were determined to find that gold.

Oh, and also some freaky UFO appeared out of nowhere,

zapped us with a ray that gave us powers.

Feel like I should mention that.

As long as we're high fiving,

we can move stuff with our minds!

Like this concrete or this heavy equipment-

[Luis] And that building you got there.

Couldn't you guys just, like, rub a bank or something?

Eh, this appeals to our childlike sense of whimsy.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we missed the foundation.

[both] High-five!

[laughs]

- Hamster, look out! - I'm on it.

Oh, man, there's no treasure here!

- On to the next stop! - Stop right there!

As soon as we put down this very, very heavy building,

you're going straight to jail!

Ha! Good luck trying to reset that with no proper foundation.

Bow, haha!

[panting]

Hamster, we'll reinforce the foundations so we can set her down.

[grunting]

[straining]

[gulps and burps]

[Hamster grunts]

Hamster, I can't hold it up much longer!

Building, check.

People, check.

Bad guys, in five...

This is it? This is our fort? Where's the moat?

And the dungeon, and the epic mega slide?

Where they've always been, Kev, our imaginations.

Well, at least our top secret box is still here.

- A yo-yo? - And some cheese sticks.

[sniffs] Which did not age well.

Gretel, about the fort, some bad news.

What? Okay, your news is way worse!

We're on our way!

We've got to figure out where the Demo Bros are going to strike next.

Well, let's read through the spots they've hit already.

234 Grayden Lane. 234 Gray View Drive.

234 Gray Hair Court.

I'm sensing a pattern.

The only other 234 Gray in town is...

[gasps] Grayburn Street!

- Oh, no! - Oh, no!

S? What's at 234 Grayburn Street?

[both] That's our house!

I don't drive. How would I know that?

234 Grayburn Street.

High-five!

- [straining] - [laughing maniacally]

[both singing] ♪ And there's bodybuilding pirates, too ♪

Oh! Have you thought about adding a talking dog?

Kids love talking animals!

It's not that kind of show, Darren.

[Jeffrey] Now that's curb appeal!

[gasps] Our house!

They're gonna pay for that!

We found it!

Those ten thousand gold doubloons are ours!

Videotapes?

What is going on here?

A video store?

But where's the buried treasure?

There was never any buried treasure, Demo Bros.

[Fred] Just a video store named "Buried Treasure."

Like the arcade under the mall.

It was accidentally covered with cement, and then they just built on top of it.

How does that even happen?

We just covered up the entrance to the video store!

Eh, let's just build on top of it.

[both] It's the 80s!

Oh, man, I miss keytars!

[Gretel] Everybody does.

But this document said that there were 10,000 gold doubloons here!

And it is, along with every other cheesy movie from the 80s.

So we wasted all this time because of an old video receipt?

My childlike whimsy is replaced with adult like rage!

[both] High five!

Kevin, any ideas?

We gotta get them to separate their hands.

Yo, bros, catch!

Bruh, a yellow flyer-yo-yo!

- You know how long it's been since I've seen one of- - Luis, don't!

No high-fives, no powers.

Demo Bro Punch!

Well, this will help you keep your hands and your powers to yourself.

The tunnel is caving in! Gretel!

Hamster, take the Bros to jail, I'll handle the house.

Hurry!

Mom and dad will be back any minute!

[upbeat music playing]

And no one's the wiser.

Oh, my stars!

I forgot to pick up juice at the store.

Well, we took out the Demo brothers,

- but we still don't have a lair. - [knock at door]

I made you guys something.

Follow me.

This shelf wasn't an elevator yesterday.

A lair!

Our own superhero lair!

And right beneath our house, too!

Nice!

Whoa!

Yes!

Wow. The wifi signal's great.

When did you do all of this?

Well, I am nocturnal.

All right, team, we've got a world to defend!

- Let's get to work. - [clears throat]

I worked all night on this.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my aromatherapy room.

By the way, it's got an aromatherapy room.

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