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♪ Who's the improbable duo
that you heard about? ♪
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♪ Faster than a scooter,
stronger than metal ♪
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♪ Who's the little girl
and her domesticated rodent? ♪
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♪ Who's still standing when
you see the dust settle? ♪
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♪ It's Hamster,
Hamster, Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ If they can't do it,
then nobody can ♪
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♪ Hamster,
Hamster, Hamster ♪
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ There's also Kevin
in the minivan ♪
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All we know from the aliens is that "a
much greater evil is coming to destroy us all."
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Hmm. It's still
missing something...
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Okay, Now it's a
"much greater evil coming to destroy us all."
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- As I was saying-
- Hi, guys!
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Oh, didn't mean
to startle you.
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Just checking to see
if you kids want to come with us
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to the neighborhood
block party.
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There's going
to be food and...
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what are you trying to hide?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Just an idea for a...
web series!
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About bodybuilders
with big eyebrows.
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- who are...
- Also pirates!
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Yeah.
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It's a whole thing.
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There's an entire subculture
you wouldn't understand.
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Kids, we're not dumb.
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We know exactly
what you're hiding from us.
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That you want us to write
the theme song for your new web series!
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[sighs in relief]
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We'd be happy to!
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- Dave, go get the ukulele!
- And you get us some paper
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- and my lucky writing pen.
- Yes!
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Go do that.
Have fun at the thing.
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Without us!
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Well, that was way too close.
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We need somewhere
where we can discuss intergalactic threats
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without Mom or Dad
or anyone else barging in.
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I bet Bull Man never had
to deal with this
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Bull-loney!
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Wait!
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We need a superhero lair.
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Yes! Just like in the comics
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and the movies and the movies
based on the comics!
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You know,
when Fred and I were little,
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we had a secret fort
in the woods not too far from here.
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It was pretty amazing.
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Oh, yeah. The fort.
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Wonder if it's still there.
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It would be perfect!
We can go and scope it out now.
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Yeah, yeah, you guys do that
while Hamster and I talk decorating themes.
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We'll need
an aromatherapy room.
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Ooh, jot that down!
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Man, I haven't thought
about that fort in years.
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- Remember our secret box?
- Oh, yeah.
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I remember the fort like
it was... like it was just yesterday!
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♪ It had a moat of alligators
that went all the way around ♪
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♪ An indoor-outdoor slide ♪
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♪ And a merry go round ♪
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♪ It had a zip-line,
a ball pit ♪
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♪ A table for ping-pong ♪
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I think perhaps you might be
remembering this wrong.
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♪ We were the envy
of all of our friends ♪
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♪ You may be looking at this
through a nostalgic lens ♪
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♪ Maybe, but I know we had
a fort out here in the woods ♪
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♪ it was not accessible by map
or compass ♪
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♪ A secret place
in our neighborhood ♪
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♪ Where we could get away
from things ♪
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♪ And really cause a rumpus ♪
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♪ With a little bit of work ♪
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♪ It could be our new lair ♪
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♪ Add a computer station
and a comfy chair ♪
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♪ A place we could decide
upon our marching orders ♪
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♪ Could our old fort
be our new headquarters ♪
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♪ I think our old fort could
be our new headquarters ♪
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♪ We're going to have a fort
out here in the woods ♪
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♪ We'll have a hideout,
a homebase ♪
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- ♪ An inner sanctum- ♪
- Oh, wait. Here it is.
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Oh, wow...
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it's much smaller
than I remember.
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Are you sure
about the Swiss mocha?
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What about Adobe Sunrise?
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But that'll clash with
the loveseat I picked out.
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- [sighs]
- [cell phone vibrates]
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"Breaking news!
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Somebody flipped
a house in town..."
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You mean bought it,
fixed it up and sold it for a profit?
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No, they literally flipped it!
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So that's what the bottom
of the house looks like.
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Nice.
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The dirt's all dug up.
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It's like they were
looking for something.
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- Looking for what?
- I don't know.
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But look.
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Let's follow these tracks
and find out what's going on.
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Almost forgot!
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[grunting]
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Uh, sorry about the furniture!
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Good thing
that's not our house.
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The facade
on this building is exquisite!
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Yeah, too bad it's in the way!
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[both] High-five!
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- [straining]
- [laughing maniacally]
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Not so fast you-
wait,
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- the Demo Bros?
- Who?
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You know, they're the brothers
from that home improvement show.
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The one where they show up
unannounced and tear down people's homes
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and renovate them
without asking.
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♪ The house is located ♪
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♪ We've excavated ♪
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♪ We'll be compensated ♪
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♪ We're Demo Bros ♪
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♪ We've renovated ♪
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♪ The price is inflated ♪
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♪ And we're related ♪
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♪ We're Demo Bros ♪
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So what, did you guys move on
to office buildings in your awful show?
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This is ain't about the show!
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It all started
when we were demoing
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this three bedroom condo...
121
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Well, what do we find?
A document!
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Telling us the exact location
of a valuable treasure.
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Look at this! Buried treasure!
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Ten thousand gold doubloons
at 234 Gray something...
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[Luis] We couldn't make out
the entire address,
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but there were
only 12 houses in town
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that fit the description.
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And we were determined
to find that gold.
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Oh, and also some freaky
UFO appeared out of nowhere,
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zapped us with a ray
that gave us powers.
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Feel like
I should mention that.
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As long as we're high fiving,
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we can move stuff
with our minds!
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Like this concrete
or this heavy equipment-
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[Luis] And that building
you got there.
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Couldn't you guys just, like,
rub a bank or something?
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Eh, this appeals to our
childlike sense of whimsy.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
we missed the foundation.
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[both] High-five!
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[laughs]
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- Hamster, look out!
- I'm on it.
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Oh, man,
there's no treasure here!
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- On to the next stop!
- Stop right there!
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As soon as we put down
this very, very heavy building,
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you're going straight to jail!
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Ha! Good luck trying
to reset that with no proper foundation.
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Bow, haha!
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[panting]
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Hamster, we'll reinforce
the foundations so we can set her down.
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[grunting]
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[straining]
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[gulps and burps]
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[Hamster grunts]
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Hamster, I can't hold it up
much longer!
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Building, check.
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People, check.
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Bad guys, in five...
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This is it? This is our fort?
Where's the moat?
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And the dungeon,
and the epic mega slide?
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Where they've always been,
Kev, our imaginations.
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Well, at least our top
secret box is still here.
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- A yo-yo?
- And some cheese sticks.
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[sniffs] Which did not
age well.
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Gretel, about the fort,
some bad news.
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What? Okay,
your news is way worse!
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We're on our way!
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We've got to figure out
where the Demo Bros are going to strike next.
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Well, let's read through
the spots they've hit already.
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234 Grayden Lane.
234 Gray View Drive.
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234 Gray Hair Court.
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I'm sensing a pattern.
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The only other 234
Gray in town is...
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[gasps] Grayburn Street!
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
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S? What's at
234 Grayburn Street?
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[both] That's our house!
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I don't drive.
How would I know that?
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234 Grayburn Street.
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High-five!
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- [straining]
- [laughing maniacally]
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[both singing]
♪ And there's bodybuilding pirates, too ♪
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Oh! Have you thought about
adding a talking dog?
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Kids love talking
animals!
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It's not that kind of show,
Darren.
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[Jeffrey]
Now that's curb appeal!
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[gasps] Our house!
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They're gonna pay for that!
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We found it!
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Those ten thousand
gold doubloons are ours!
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Videotapes?
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What is going on here?
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A video store?
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But where's
the buried treasure?
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There was never any
buried treasure, Demo Bros.
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[Fred] Just a video store
named "Buried Treasure."
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Like the arcade
under the mall.
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It was accidentally covered with cement,
and then they just built on top of it.
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How does that even happen?
199
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We just covered up
the entrance to the video store!
200
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Eh, let's just
build on top of it.
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[both] It's the 80s!
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Oh, man, I miss keytars!
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[Gretel] Everybody does.
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But this document said
that there were 10,000 gold doubloons here!
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And it is,
along with every other cheesy movie from the 80s.
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So we wasted all this time
because of an old video receipt?
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My childlike whimsy
is replaced with adult like rage!
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[both] High five!
209
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Kevin, any ideas?
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We gotta get them
to separate their hands.
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Yo, bros, catch!
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Bruh, a yellow flyer-yo-yo!
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- You know how long it's been
since I've seen one of- - Luis, don't!
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No high-fives,
no powers.
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Demo Bro Punch!
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Well, this will help you keep
your hands and your powers to yourself.
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The tunnel is caving in!
Gretel!
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Hamster, take the Bros
to jail, I'll handle the house.
219
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Hurry!
220
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,271
Mom and dad
will be back any minute!
221
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,024
[upbeat music playing]
222
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And no one's the wiser.
223
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Oh, my stars!
224
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,083
I forgot to pick up juice
at the store.
225
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,919
Well, we took out
the Demo brothers,
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- but we still
don't have a lair. - [knock at door]
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I made you guys something.
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Follow me.
229
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This shelf
wasn't an elevator yesterday.
230
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A lair!
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Our own superhero lair!
232
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And right beneath
our house, too!
233
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Nice!
234
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,278
Whoa!
235
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,613
Yes!
236
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,074
Wow. The wifi signal's great.
237
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When did you do all of this?
238
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,453
Well, I am nocturnal.
239
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,955
All right, team,
we've got a world to defend!
240
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,373
- Let's get to work.
- [clears throat]
241
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,167
I worked all night on this.
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If anyone needs me,
I'll be in my aromatherapy room.
243
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By the way,
it's got an aromatherapy room.
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00:11:14,265 --> 00:11:18,815
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