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Previously on Family Law...
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- While I house-hunt... -
She's going to move in with me.
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When you break up...
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and I emphasize "when"...
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I will not be forced to choose sides.
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Martina, what are we doing?
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I don't know.
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It's not fair to him or you.
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You must be Daniel.
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Applied Psychology and
Behaviorism Conference?
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Yes. Last May.
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Are you... okay?
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Yeah, I don't
know how to thank you.
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How about you buy the drinks this time?
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Nina texted me back! "How
about coffee before work?"
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Who looks foolish now?
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Moral inventory...
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it's a written assessment of your life,
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including your weaknesses,
character defects...
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Well, that would fit on a Post-it note.
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Would it?
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Is it bad that I'm looking forward
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to this week without my kids?
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When Frank had custody,
I was losing my mind!
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Mm.
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Ah, but now you know
every other week is yours.
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You can look forward to both.
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It's the weirdest feeling.
It's like... being two people.
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Hmm.
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Well, I'm into both of you.
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- What in the holy...
- Bagpipes.
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- Devon joined a Scottish punk band.
- Ah!
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Well... we could stay
at your place this week?
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It's not my place!
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It's Lucy's,
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and she's still getting over Maggie.
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Right. I guess having a happy couple
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- in her guest bedroom...
- Kind of a asshole move.
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I have a shift tonight,
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- but we could stay at a hotel tomorrow.
- Yes!
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Firefighters get a
discount at the Holiday Inn.
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I'll book us a suite at the Pan Pacific.
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So I'm standing there at her front door,
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Quinn's eyes are locked on mine,
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and I'm 100% sure he's
gonna knock me out cold.
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Oh, my god!
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Then he says...
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"Martina's told me all about you."
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- And hauls me inside.
- No!
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Next thing I know, I'm
sitting next to Quinn,
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staring at the rug his girlfriend and I
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had sex on, hearing all about
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how he ran out of air on his night dive.
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I thought he was a food journalist?
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He was in the Australian Outback
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for four months...
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writing the definitive
feature on "bush tucker".
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So where was Martina during all this?
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On the couch beside him.
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Why the hell did you stay?
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I showed up at her door
with her favourite takeout.
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I had to eat with them,
or it would've looked suspicious.
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I got out of there as soon as I could.
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Well, you're lucky
things didn't get ugly...
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but now you're gonna stay
away from Martina, right?
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Actually, she texted me this morning.
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She's waiting for Quinn
to wake up and...
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then they're gonna have a long talk.
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She's going to break up with him?
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I feel bad for him.
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Quinn seems like a cool guy, but...
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what we have is undeniable.
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Uh, Harry!
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Did you hear the news?
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Likely not, Chip. I
don't read the tabloids.
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I've been appointed to the bench.
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You?
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Really?
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Well...
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I, for one, could not
be more pleased for you.
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Well done.
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I very much look forward
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to seeing you and your associates
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in my courtroom.
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My favourite
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was probably the glowing mushrooms
in the Shikoku Forest.
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Nina!
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- Ah!
- Hey! How was your trip?
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Great. Mm!
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I come bearing gifts.
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My dad's meeting me here.
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Do we have to wait? I love presents.
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Every December, I'd get so excited,
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that my parents had to
give me one present a night
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leading up to Christmas or I'd barf.
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Here. You can have yours.
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I remembered you saying
you loved everything spicy.
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That is so thoughtful.
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- Thanks.
- It's the Hiyung chili...
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it's the hottest one
native to Indonesia.
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- Cecil, no!
- Not the whole...
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Hmm.
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Um... Ms. Bianchi?
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I also made a life
decision on my travels.
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After I saw what you did
with the Dr. Doug case,
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well, I'd like to apply to law school.
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- That's great!
- I'd love to pick your brain.
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Can I take you out for lunch this week?
How's tomorrow? 12:30?
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Are you okay, Cecil?
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I'm not sure what's
taking my dad so long.
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Probably spent the night at Michelle's.
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- Your dad's new girlfriend?
- Yup.
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They met online just before we left.
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Texting all the time,
talking every night.
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They couldn't wait to
see each other, so...
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So Michelle showed up
to the beach in Indonesia
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to surprise him.
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Highly romantic.
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- Cecil told us the whole story.
- You don't like her?
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No. No, she's great.
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And I haven't seen my
dad this happy since...
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You miss it being the two of you.
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I'm a terrible person.
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It's an adjustment,
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seeing your dad with
someone other than your mom.
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My dad's dating my mom,
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and I can tell you, that's no picnic.
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Yeah. Kinda the same thing.
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Except our moms are dead.
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Anyway... these travel romances,
they hardly ever survive
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the cold, hard light of daily existence.
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I give it a month.
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There they are... our Svensson family.
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Everyone... this is Michelle!
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Hi, everyone.
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Sorry to keep you waiting, Nina-Beana.
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What has two thumbs and
just popped the big question?
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This guy!
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And...
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what has a ring finger
and just said " yes"?
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This gal!
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Huh?
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- Oh!
- Oh.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Say "Baa-teek!"
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Batik!
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Got it.
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So, Dad...
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how long had you been
planning to propose?
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I wasn't. No, it was
totally spontaneous.
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I know it must seem like
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we're jumping into things kinda quick...
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But life is fleeting.
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You never know
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how long you're gonna have
with the person that you love.
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Yeah.
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You gotta make the most of every moment.
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Mm!
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That is so great.
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There he is... the Grande Nacho himself!
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Bryan! Back from
your travels... so soon?
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This is my beautiful fiancée, Michelle.
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Hi!
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You must be Harry, Bryan's dear friend.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
some of us do have work.
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Abigail, Daniel...
in my office, please? Now.
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Welcome back, Nina.
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I was wondering
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if you had time this week
to help us with a pre-nup?
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Are you sure you need one?
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I know you're happy
with the class-action settlement,
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but $150,000 isn't huge.
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Oh, no, no, no, it's not for me.
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Michelle's about to come
into a chunk of change
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and I just, you know, I want her to know
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that I'm marrying her purely for love.
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How big of a chunk are we talking?
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Her Uncle Lyle passed away.
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Left her his entire estate,
and once it clears probate,
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she thinking maybe 20 million?
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- In that case...
- I can meet with you in 10.
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Yeah!
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"Judge Chip Crombie"?
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Are you kidding?
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His swearing-in ceremony is tomorrow,
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followed by a cocktail reception.
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I shouldn't have to tell
you how essential it is
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to flatter and woo the
arrogant, little weasel.
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No problem. I will be there.
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You won't be required.
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It's we who must make amends
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for some of our more pointed remarks.
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- I have plans.
- She can't go.
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She already has a sketchy reputation.
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She'll only make things worse.
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Harry, I will woo that
weasel into a docile pet
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and hand you his leash
at the end of the party.
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Winston...
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send a congratulatory bottle of scotch
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to Chip Crombie.
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Nice new digs, Ms. Bianchi!
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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I can give you both some idea
of what to consider in a pre-nup,
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but moving forward, I can
only advise one of you.
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So, Michelle, you'll have
to talk to your own lawyer.
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We really don't need to do this.
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Oh, no, no. I don't want
you doubting for a second
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why I'm marrying you.
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I could never, ever doubt you.
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You're the pop to my corn!
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You're the mac to my cheese.
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You're the hot to my tub.
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Okay! Uh...
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given that 50% of
marriages end in divorce...
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Yeah, but then that means that...
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50% of marriages don't end in divorce.
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You'll want to consider things like...
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do you plan on shared
ownership of your property?
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Sweetie.
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You are gonna be my husband.
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What's mine is yours,
till death do us part.
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I'm not gonna keep Uncle
Lyle's ranch all to myself.
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Think about what happens
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if you use your individual
premarital property
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to purchase a home you'll own together.
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Will the paying spouse
need to be reimbursed?
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What if you pay for most of it?
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Do you keep the home and buy Bryan out?
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Or is it a condition of the pre-nup
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that the house be sold
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and you share equally in any profits?
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Have you heard from Martina yet?
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No.
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What's taking so long?
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I know Quinn's jet-lagged,
but it's almost noon.
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Who're you texting?
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A woman I met at my boxing class.
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- Kelly.
- "Kelly"?
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So is Kelly a new friend, or...
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a new friend?
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Oh, honestly? I can't tell.
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I sent out the signals.
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Told her that my ex-wife
took our baby and left.
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- Your flirting needs work.
- Well, Kelly just referred to her ex,
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unhelpfully, as "Alex".
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Let me meet her.
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I'll tell you in two
seconds if she's into you.
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You think your gaydar's
better than mine?
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It can't be any worse!
You're clearly off your game.
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Fine. Come to boxing with me.
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Martina.
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She wants me to meet her right now.
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Good luck.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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How'd it go with Quinn?
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Oh. It's so hard.
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- We were practically kids when we met.
- Ten years is a long time.
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I don't know if I'd even be a chef
261
00:11:09,374 --> 00:11:10,639
if it weren't for him.
262
00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:13,247
He's the one that pushed
me to follow my dream.
263
00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:16,537
Supported me through cooking school...
264
00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,462
he moved here for me.
265
00:11:21,216 --> 00:11:22,616
You didn't tell him about us.
266
00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:26,415
I...
267
00:11:26,809 --> 00:11:28,975
have to try to make
things work with Quinn.
268
00:11:29,878 --> 00:11:31,011
You have to?
269
00:11:32,101 --> 00:11:33,333
I want to.
270
00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:36,378
I love having you in my life, Daniel.
271
00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,238
I don't want to lose our friendship,
272
00:11:38,446 --> 00:11:42,659
- but right now...
- Yeah. No.
273
00:11:43,672 --> 00:11:45,691
Probably better if we just...
274
00:11:45,725 --> 00:11:46,691
Just...
275
00:11:46,716 --> 00:11:49,717
until I figure things out with Quinn.
276
00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:52,277
I'm sorry.
277
00:11:57,946 --> 00:12:00,578
Maybe I can rebook
the hotel for Thursday
278
00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:01,719
Why?
279
00:12:01,751 --> 00:12:03,632
Let's just go to this thing,
280
00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,008
pig out on free hors d'oeuvres,
281
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,499
instead of shelling
out on a fancy dinner.
282
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,289
We still end up in the
same king-sized bed.
283
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:11,711
No bagpipes.
284
00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,055
It's probably better if I go alone.
285
00:12:14,993 --> 00:12:16,893
I embarrassed you that bad last time?
286
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,570
No! Of course not.
287
00:12:20,453 --> 00:12:22,076
Harry will be there.
288
00:12:22,101 --> 00:12:25,084
Uh, you don't want me to meet your dad?
289
00:12:25,109 --> 00:12:27,236
Well, I don't want
anyone to meet my dad.
290
00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:29,438
Seriously, it's different this time.
291
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:31,440
These people are my peers now.
292
00:12:31,475 --> 00:12:33,484
And I can't hold my own in that crowd?
293
00:12:34,563 --> 00:12:36,561
Obviously, you can.
294
00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:38,397
I'm just gonna have to
spend the whole night
295
00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:39,615
working the room.
296
00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:41,117
Okay.
297
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,127
We'll reschedule.
298
00:12:43,870 --> 00:12:45,302
N... You know what?
299
00:12:45,711 --> 00:12:46,966
Forget it.
300
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:48,950
We'll just go.
301
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,060
We'll make an appearance,
302
00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:53,131
I'll suck up to Chip Crombie,
303
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:55,096
and we'll ghost after an hour.
304
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:58,242
We still end up in the same
king-sized bed, no bagpipes.
305
00:12:58,267 --> 00:12:59,477
Mm.
306
00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:12,055
Danny, I am so sorry.
307
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,700
Their relationship obviously has issues
308
00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:16,565
otherwise she wouldn't
have hooked up with you.
309
00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:18,741
That's true.
310
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:21,523
Maybe they'll come to realize
that it's run its natural course.
311
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,158
Yeah.
312
00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:24,859
What Martina and I have...
313
00:13:25,418 --> 00:13:27,751
it doesn't just disappear
because Quinn's back.
314
00:13:29,348 --> 00:13:30,469
What?
315
00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:33,350
Have you two seen Bryan and Michelle?
316
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,370
They were supposed to be here
half an hour ago with her lawyer.
317
00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:37,488
- No.
- Nope.
318
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,750
Huh.
319
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,571
Gah... Mother.
320
00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:44,730
Please tell me he doesn't have
you picking up his dry-cleaning?
321
00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:46,381
I offered.
322
00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:49,022
Your father didn't perform
with his usual vigor this morning.
323
00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:52,432
No, no, no, no. We agreed, you do
not talk to me about him.
324
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,875
He would never admit it,
325
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:57,840
but I think this whole Chip
Crombie thing has really shaken him.
326
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,594
But with me on
his arm tonight...
327
00:13:59,618 --> 00:14:01,799
What? No, no, you're
not coming tonight.
328
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:04,695
Are you kidding? I haven't
seen these people in decades.
329
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,435
I'm dying to see who got
good work done and who didn't.
330
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,882
No! Even I have heard the
infamous martini-in-lap story.
331
00:14:10,907 --> 00:14:14,137
Oh, come on! That was 40 years ago.
332
00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:17,867
Yeah. People are still talking about it.
We can't afford a scene like that.
333
00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:20,978
Well, my scene didn't
make the rounds on YouTube.
334
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,342
That's because YouTube didn't exist.
335
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,733
Chip Crombie is going to be deciding
our cases, Mother.
336
00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,344
Oh, I know what the stakes are.
337
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,287
I'm not sure you do.
338
00:14:31,835 --> 00:14:35,058
- I just told you!
- Then what are you wearing tonight?
339
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:39,362
- Th... This.
- Ha! I rest my case.
340
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,504
What?
341
00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:53,421
I was wondering if
we'd see you today.
342
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,419
How'd it go at the clinic?
343
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:56,835
Well, good news...
344
00:14:56,871 --> 00:14:58,804
spicy foods don't cause hemorrhoids,
345
00:14:58,839 --> 00:15:01,306
but they can irritate anal...
346
00:15:01,341 --> 00:15:02,808
Hi! Hi, Nina.
347
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:03,899
Hi.
348
00:15:04,912 --> 00:15:06,879
I'm really sorry I had
to bail on you yesterday,
349
00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:10,849
- but I had a...
- Fire... to put out.
350
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:14,251
- We still on for coffee Thursday?
- Hey, Nina!
351
00:15:14,286 --> 00:15:15,953
Have you talked to
your dad this morning?
352
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:17,099
He and Michelle missed
their appointment.
353
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,483
Probably 'cause they don't
need a pre-nup anymore.
354
00:15:20,624 --> 00:15:21,903
They got married.
355
00:15:21,928 --> 00:15:23,327
What?
356
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,763
- When?
- Yesterday.
357
00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:28,374
They didn't even give me a
heads up. Just sent me this.
358
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:32,737
Oh... if you want to order a double
vodka at lunch, I'll understand.
359
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:33,738
Ahem!
360
00:15:35,909 --> 00:15:38,042
This has been so great.
361
00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:39,944
I'm gonna sign up for
an LSAT prep course
362
00:15:39,979 --> 00:15:40,979
as soon as I get home.
363
00:15:42,815 --> 00:15:44,381
This is on me.
364
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,083
- You really don't have to.
- Yes, I do.
365
00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:48,519
You've given me so much already.
366
00:15:48,554 --> 00:15:50,421
Plus... you totally took my mind off
367
00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:52,589
my dad getting married
without telling me.
368
00:15:52,614 --> 00:15:54,314
So... yay.
369
00:15:57,439 --> 00:15:58,921
Sorry, it didn't go through.
370
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,846
That's weird.
371
00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:03,004
I know I haven't gone over my limit.
372
00:16:05,971 --> 00:16:07,971
Do you want to try another card?
373
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:11,484
Sure. How's debit?
374
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:14,945
Hey, are you sure you
don't want me to just... ?
375
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,646
I'm sure it's just a mix-up.
376
00:16:20,007 --> 00:16:21,320
This one's declined, too.
377
00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:23,656
But I know there's money in there.
378
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:25,789
Thanks.
379
00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:28,140
My dad and I opened a joint account
380
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:29,931
for our settlement checks. I...
381
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,183
Thank you.
382
00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:33,917
It's empty.
383
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,302
Nina, do you know where
your dad is right now?
384
00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:42,271
First, we miss our appointment with you,
385
00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:43,473
and then I forget
386
00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:45,620
you're taking Ms. Bianchi
out for a professional lunch.
387
00:16:45,898 --> 00:16:47,577
Newlywed brain!
388
00:16:47,613 --> 00:16:48,845
Anyway, everything's fine.
389
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,520
Michelle just needed
to borrow some money.
390
00:16:50,851 --> 00:16:51,983
For what?
391
00:16:52,008 --> 00:16:54,961
15 years of back taxes on
her Uncle Lyle's estate.
392
00:16:54,986 --> 00:16:56,819
Her lawyer says she'll
have her inheritance
393
00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:58,286
by the end of the week...
394
00:16:58,322 --> 00:17:00,856
then she'll pay back
the tiny loan I gave her.
395
00:17:00,891 --> 00:17:01,957
How tiny?
396
00:17:03,029 --> 00:17:04,228
Just 100,000.
397
00:17:05,696 --> 00:17:08,530
Bryan... can we give Michelle a call?
398
00:17:08,565 --> 00:17:10,666
Sure.
399
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:12,834
Call wife!
400
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,002
Calling wife.
401
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:17,382
You have reached a number that
has been disconnected or...
402
00:17:17,406 --> 00:17:18,684
- That's weird.
- No longer in service.
403
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,808
Only got one wife.
404
00:17:25,297 --> 00:17:27,230
How much do you
know about Michelle?
405
00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,053
Everything.
406
00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:31,000
We've been talking nonstop since we met.
407
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,786
Online.
408
00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:34,388
12 weeks ago.
409
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:37,060
But it was an instant, deep connection,
410
00:17:37,085 --> 00:17:38,859
like we've always known each other.
411
00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:42,615
At what point did you mention
the class-action settlement?
412
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,197
I said in my profile
413
00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:45,999
that I was taking the next year off
414
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,468
to... travel the world,
415
00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:48,969
and she's the one who said
416
00:17:49,004 --> 00:17:51,171
"coming into money
really changes your life."
417
00:17:51,252 --> 00:17:52,678
And you said... ?
418
00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:54,241
That I felt the same way,
419
00:17:54,276 --> 00:17:56,788
ever since the
settlement check came in.
420
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:02,549
No! No. Michelle isn't like that.
421
00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:04,851
She'd give you the shirt off her back!
422
00:18:04,887 --> 00:18:07,187
Remember when she
surprised us in Indonesia?
423
00:18:07,222 --> 00:18:08,721
She wouldn't let us pay for a thing!
424
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,763
- Not even the hotel.
- "Hostel," Dad.
425
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,859
She probably spent, like, 300 bucks.
426
00:18:13,106 --> 00:18:14,905
She was reeling you in.
427
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,226
Why would she put the
new car in my name, then?
428
00:18:18,379 --> 00:18:19,679
Did she pay for it?
429
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,956
I mean, I put down the deposit,
430
00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:25,680
but she's gonna make all the payments.
431
00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:29,120
Okay, look.
432
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:31,088
You still have your house.
433
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,613
Real-estate prices have
gone through the roof.
434
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,265
That's a solid nest egg.
435
00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:38,070
Dad?
436
00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:41,453
Uh...
437
00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:44,056
the thing is...
438
00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:46,258
we were so bummed out
by the pre-nup meeting
439
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,693
and I wanted to reassure Michelle
440
00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:51,218
that our love was forever, so I...
441
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:53,382
I suggested matching tattoos...
442
00:18:55,002 --> 00:18:57,210
but she took me to
this notary, and we...
443
00:18:58,105 --> 00:19:00,239
we had her name added on the title,
444
00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:02,786
which was surprisingly easy
'cause I-I don't have a mortgage,
445
00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:05,210
and she perked right up, and then, uh...
446
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:08,679
we got the confirmation
e-mail this morning...
447
00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:11,801
right before she left.
448
00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:23,337
She must've seen him
coming from a mile away.
449
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,264
Con artists play
into emotion, not intelligence.
450
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,933
She probably made him feel like he was
451
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,898
the most interesting
person she'd ever met.
452
00:19:29,923 --> 00:19:31,414
And that should've been his first clue.
453
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,816
She would've picked
up on his loneliness,
454
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,072
reflected it back.
455
00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:35,740
Got him talking about his cash windfall
456
00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:36,776
and how to spend it.
457
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,143
Said she was coming
into a big inheritance,
458
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,820
but hadn't met that
"special someone" yet.
459
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:43,448
Bryan had to have been in
a certain amount of denial
460
00:19:43,484 --> 00:19:44,616
right from the start.
461
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,485
He tells her about his
cash settlement, and...
462
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,586
surprise!
463
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,454
She shows up on the
same Indonesian island?
464
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,590
To be fair, you're
in denial, too, Harry,
465
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,968
if you think your
relationship with my mother
466
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,326
- isn't gonna end in bloodshed.
- Touché.
467
00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:56,568
Have you called the Land Title Office?
468
00:19:56,593 --> 00:19:58,474
Yes. She's already managed
to have the title to the house
469
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,607
- transferred and registered.
- We'll petition the court
470
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,006
first thing to get
the marriage annulled,
471
00:20:02,031 --> 00:20:03,904
and title transferred
back based on the fraud.
472
00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:06,987
Shouldn't be hard, given they've
only been married since yesterday.
473
00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:08,019
Abigail.
474
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,322
We can't be late for Chip's
swearing-in. Go get changed.
475
00:20:11,967 --> 00:20:13,491
What is wrong with what I'm wearing?
476
00:20:13,527 --> 00:20:16,005
Cecil, I know you hate staying
a minute past five, but I need you
477
00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:17,706
to dig up everything you
can on Michelle Fischer.
478
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,430
Yeah. Be here all night, if I have to.
479
00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:21,366
Amazing what the right motivation can do
480
00:20:21,401 --> 00:20:23,169
to light a fire under your butt.
481
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:24,514
Too soon.
482
00:20:24,539 --> 00:20:26,037
You know, we
should probably get moving
483
00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:27,495
if we want to make boxing on time.
484
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,146
I'll meet you at the elevators.
485
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:33,937
Hello?
486
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:37,050
Hi.
487
00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:41,646
Luce?
488
00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:44,834
Sorry. I might have to
meet Kelly another time.
489
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:45,859
Why?
490
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,237
I said I'd meet someone for a drink.
491
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:50,820
- Oh, my god. Daniel!
- Not Martina.
492
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:53,589
- Quinn.
- What?
493
00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:55,825
He called to ask what
local breweries were good
494
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:56,810
and if I wanted to...
495
00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:59,139
And you said, "No. I can't.
I have plans with my sister."
496
00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:02,389
He doesn't know anyone here yet
and Martina's working tonight.
497
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,999
What possible good
498
00:21:04,024 --> 00:21:06,576
can come from you hanging
out with Martina's boyfriend?
499
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:07,592
It's one beer.
500
00:21:10,295 --> 00:21:12,384
How's the house hunt going?
501
00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:16,548
Ugh, nothing inspiring so
far, but I'm not in any rush.
502
00:21:16,573 --> 00:21:19,174
Your father's penthouse
is very comfortable.
503
00:21:21,251 --> 00:21:23,651
Okay, well, you're either
being willfully blind or...
504
00:21:23,687 --> 00:21:25,014
Joanne!
505
00:21:25,489 --> 00:21:29,023
- Oh, you look fabulous.
- Thank you, Veronica.
506
00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:31,990
- I love that pendant.
- Chip got it for me on our 30th.
507
00:21:32,303 --> 00:21:33,528
Can you believe it?
508
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:36,330
Your Chip on the bench?
You must be so proud.
509
00:21:36,366 --> 00:21:37,699
It's a nice validation
510
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:40,426
after all the years of
long hours and hard work.
511
00:21:40,451 --> 00:21:43,605
- He couldn't have done it without you.
- Oh, I was talking about me.
512
00:21:45,509 --> 00:21:48,476
And this must be your
accomplished daughter, Abigail.
513
00:21:48,512 --> 00:21:50,277
Thank you for coming.
514
00:21:50,313 --> 00:21:53,014
I know it means a lot to Chip
to have you and Harry here.
515
00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:55,217
Hmm. Thanks for the invite.
516
00:21:56,029 --> 00:21:59,687
Oh, will you excuse me?
I see someone in need of rescue.
517
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,956
Well, I won't take your time...
518
00:22:02,992 --> 00:22:07,193
So, uh, "fire technology"...
is that a diploma program?
519
00:22:07,229 --> 00:22:10,430
So I just met Veronica
Crombie. She's lovely.
520
00:22:10,465 --> 00:22:12,599
What could she possibly see in Chip?
521
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:15,002
I've asked myself the
same question many times.
522
00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:16,603
Can I get you a cranberry and soda?
523
00:22:16,639 --> 00:22:17,816
Oh, yeah. Sure, that'd be great.
524
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,873
Thanks.
525
00:22:22,443 --> 00:22:23,609
How old is he?
526
00:22:24,278 --> 00:22:26,459
- 30s.
- So, 30.
527
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,048
You wouldn't bat an eye if
the shoe were on the other foot.
528
00:22:29,083 --> 00:22:31,784
- He seems perfectly nice.
- He is nice.
529
00:22:31,819 --> 00:22:35,788
- And fun and...
- And a good palate cleanser for you.
530
00:22:36,027 --> 00:22:37,493
Keep going, Harry.
531
00:22:37,518 --> 00:22:39,786
I'll pour the martini
on your lap this time.
532
00:22:41,128 --> 00:22:42,695
I saw the crocs circling my boat,
533
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,730
but I figured way up on
this rock, I'd be okay,
534
00:22:45,037 --> 00:22:46,699
but then the tide starts coming in,
535
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:47,945
and it's lifting these crocodiles
536
00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:49,778
above the first set of waterfalls,
537
00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:50,903
then the second...
538
00:22:51,353 --> 00:22:53,652
next big wave, I am croc meat.
539
00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:55,856
- Holy shit.
- But then I remember...
540
00:22:55,881 --> 00:22:58,325
I still have kangaroo
meat left in the bag,
541
00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,579
so I start chucking it.
542
00:22:59,604 --> 00:23:01,937
And as soon as they
go for it, man, I jump!
543
00:23:02,428 --> 00:23:05,481
- But you must've been 20 or 30 feet up.
- Oh, at least.
544
00:23:05,506 --> 00:23:07,630
So then I scramble back into the boat,
545
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:11,156
right before this massive
croc almost takes my leg off.
546
00:23:12,381 --> 00:23:14,164
I think I owe you a second
round just for being alive.
547
00:23:14,199 --> 00:23:15,932
Mm!
548
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:18,564
Must be hard, though...
549
00:23:19,498 --> 00:23:20,754
being away for months,
550
00:23:20,779 --> 00:23:23,340
then coming back to an
apartment you've never lived in?
551
00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:26,739
Well, Martina and I, we've
been apart a lot over the years.
552
00:23:26,764 --> 00:23:30,545
We're used to it. The first week
is always exhausting, though.
553
00:23:30,928 --> 00:23:32,810
- Jet lag?
- Sex.
554
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,654
It's like we're trying to make
up for four months in four days.
555
00:23:40,366 --> 00:23:41,920
Maybe I should just get the bill.
556
00:23:41,945 --> 00:23:43,193
No, no, no, no, no. One more round.
557
00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:45,554
What I want to know is,
558
00:23:45,579 --> 00:23:48,547
did the late-night talk
shows try to book you?
559
00:23:48,572 --> 00:23:49,871
What?
560
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,592
"I assure you... I'm
not a pug." Your video!
561
00:23:52,617 --> 00:23:54,717
I must've watched it a hundred times.
562
00:23:56,194 --> 00:23:58,521
- Where did you... ?
- Oh, Martina sent it to me.
563
00:23:58,546 --> 00:24:00,513
It's hilarious!
564
00:24:05,304 --> 00:24:08,428
Cheers.
565
00:24:10,281 --> 00:24:11,477
Excuse us, boys.
566
00:24:12,353 --> 00:24:13,585
All right.
567
00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:17,062
You have managed to chat up
everyone here except Chip.
568
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,210
Just get it over with.
569
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:26,834
Ah. Into the breach!
570
00:24:27,808 --> 00:24:30,043
Chip! Congratulations again.
571
00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:31,267
Oh, hey, Harry.
572
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,283
- I got the scotch you sent over.
- Just a small gesture.
573
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,874
I gave it to the cleaning lady.
574
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,281
Now that I'm on the bench,
575
00:24:37,306 --> 00:24:39,406
I can't risk even a
whiff of impropriety.
576
00:24:39,867 --> 00:24:40,967
Are you insinuating... ?
577
00:24:40,992 --> 00:24:43,359
Oh, my goodness... we didn't even think!
578
00:24:43,401 --> 00:24:45,648
Well... we'll just have to
have you and Veronica
579
00:24:45,673 --> 00:24:47,367
over for dinner instead.
580
00:24:47,392 --> 00:24:50,360
And what a generous way to
pay it forward to your cleaner.
581
00:24:50,770 --> 00:24:53,398
How do you keep getting hotter?
582
00:24:54,448 --> 00:24:56,828
Whatever you're doing...
please tell my wife.
583
00:24:56,853 --> 00:24:59,164
But I gotta ask...
584
00:24:59,189 --> 00:25:01,070
what're you doing back
with this old man, hmm?
585
00:25:01,202 --> 00:25:02,601
Well, you were taken.
586
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,859
Oh!
587
00:25:03,884 --> 00:25:05,150
Great party.
588
00:25:05,269 --> 00:25:07,703
And I'll give Veronica
a call about dinner.
589
00:25:07,728 --> 00:25:09,194
I'll look forward to it.
590
00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:13,660
- You were incredible.
- As always...
591
00:25:13,685 --> 00:25:15,084
As always.
592
00:25:18,446 --> 00:25:20,765
Burritos from TacoFino.
593
00:25:22,163 --> 00:25:23,372
Salsa on the side.
594
00:25:24,031 --> 00:25:26,476
- You're the best, Winston.
- Want some digging up dirt
595
00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:29,504
- on Nina's step-monster?
- I wouldn't say no to that.
596
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,877
Can I just say one thing?
597
00:25:34,919 --> 00:25:37,421
- Nina obviously likes you.
- Right?
598
00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:38,823
As a friend.
599
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:42,976
If she was wanted anything more,
wouldn't she make more of an effort?
600
00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,585
She agreed to a coffee date.
601
00:25:45,767 --> 00:25:49,645
Five days in advance. She invited
Abby out to lunch on a day's notice.
602
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,819
- Yeah, a business lunch.
- Right.
603
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,545
All right, I just
have to play nice to the host,
604
00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:03,161
and then we can get out of here.
605
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:06,273
- I'll grab your coat.
- Okay. Thanks.
606
00:26:07,187 --> 00:26:08,541
Hello.
607
00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,632
He's adorable.
608
00:26:09,766 --> 00:26:11,566
Where'd you find him? Toys 'R Us?
609
00:26:13,796 --> 00:26:16,288
I just wanted to tell
you how pleased I am.
610
00:26:16,323 --> 00:26:17,690
Word of advice, honey.
611
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:19,787
If you want to be taken seriously,
612
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,898
don't bring your boy-toy
to a professional event
613
00:26:21,923 --> 00:26:24,179
just to piss off Daddy.
614
00:26:24,214 --> 00:26:25,214
Mm.
615
00:26:25,444 --> 00:26:27,192
Now... you were saying?
616
00:26:27,217 --> 00:26:28,450
How pleased I am
617
00:26:28,485 --> 00:26:31,162
to see yet another
middle-aged, mediocre white man
618
00:26:31,187 --> 00:26:32,235
ascend the ranks
619
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:34,593
based on cronyism instead of merit.
620
00:26:35,424 --> 00:26:38,493
- Night-night.
- Chip! Come see who's here.
621
00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:40,628
Ms. Bianchi?
622
00:26:40,664 --> 00:26:41,707
Winston? What are you doing here?
623
00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:43,531
Cecil sent me. We've
been trying to call.
624
00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:45,633
We found a blog warning
guys about Michelle Fischer.
625
00:26:45,669 --> 00:26:48,412
Bryan's not the only one she scammed.
626
00:26:48,437 --> 00:26:50,171
Start getting in touch
with her other victims.
627
00:26:50,206 --> 00:26:52,807
I'll meet you at the
office in half an hour.
628
00:27:03,148 --> 00:27:05,687
Bryan, I'm sorry to
put you through this,
629
00:27:05,722 --> 00:27:09,022
but I think you need to
hear what they have to say.
630
00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:22,609
I knew her as "Mimi Fuller".
631
00:27:23,681 --> 00:27:25,314
We met online.
632
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,113
She told me she loved
salsa dancing, too.
633
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,653
Our first date was at
a Cuban supper club...
634
00:27:33,966 --> 00:27:35,131
and I'll tell you,
635
00:27:35,156 --> 00:27:38,624
she made me feel like I was
the only man in the room.
636
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:41,905
The way "Maya" heard me...
637
00:27:42,781 --> 00:27:45,416
it was like we had a
spiritual connection.
638
00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:46,917
She was vegan...
639
00:27:47,171 --> 00:27:49,053
into yoga and Qigong.
640
00:27:49,515 --> 00:27:51,488
We talked about buying a piece of land
641
00:27:51,523 --> 00:27:53,490
and opening a healing center
642
00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:55,782
with the money I got from my mom.
643
00:27:56,491 --> 00:27:58,239
Oh, yeah, she talked a big game.
644
00:27:58,264 --> 00:28:00,530
Huge inheritance from her Aunt Lily.
645
00:28:00,566 --> 00:28:01,640
Just one problem...
646
00:28:01,665 --> 00:28:03,565
she owed a pile of back taxes,
647
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,247
and, of course, she needed
a loan to pay those off.
648
00:28:13,188 --> 00:28:14,720
All rise.
649
00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:26,389
Before we begin,
650
00:28:26,424 --> 00:28:28,302
I would just like to say
congratulations, Your Honor.
651
00:28:28,326 --> 00:28:31,394
Get on with it, Mr. Svensson.
We've got a full docket today.
652
00:28:31,913 --> 00:28:33,196
Absolutely.
653
00:28:33,231 --> 00:28:35,866
I'm here to petition the
court for an annulment
654
00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:38,804
of Mr. Bryan Beasley's marriage
to Ms. Michelle Fischer.
655
00:28:39,638 --> 00:28:42,639
"Michelle Fischer" goes
by a variety of aliases
656
00:28:42,674 --> 00:28:45,726
with the sole intention
of defrauding her victims.
657
00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:48,077
She misrepresented herself to my client
658
00:28:48,113 --> 00:28:51,079
and, as a result, Mr.
Beasley had no idea
659
00:28:51,115 --> 00:28:52,781
who, in fact, he was marrying.
660
00:28:52,817 --> 00:28:54,082
We ask that you grant
661
00:28:54,118 --> 00:28:55,662
an annulment of this
marriage immediately
662
00:28:55,686 --> 00:28:57,152
on the basis of fraud.
663
00:28:57,616 --> 00:28:58,849
Thank you.
664
00:29:00,758 --> 00:29:02,157
Well, Mr. Svensson,
665
00:29:02,192 --> 00:29:04,452
I was hoping that you'd
give a compelling argument,
666
00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:06,403
but the one you gave was,
667
00:29:06,697 --> 00:29:08,077
what's the word...
668
00:29:08,846 --> 00:29:10,312
mediocre?
669
00:29:11,301 --> 00:29:13,937
- Your Honor...
- Petition denied.
670
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:25,694
She said she loved bowling
and Steve Martin movies...
671
00:29:25,893 --> 00:29:27,405
but it was all lies.
672
00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:32,620
I could really use someone
to talk to right now.
673
00:29:33,312 --> 00:29:34,569
Absolutely.
674
00:29:36,765 --> 00:29:38,837
This session's on me.
675
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,628
Come on in, Bryan.
676
00:29:40,664 --> 00:29:42,030
Oh, you're not gonna stay?
677
00:29:43,739 --> 00:29:45,530
When Paula died...
678
00:29:47,628 --> 00:29:48,835
I thought...
679
00:29:49,921 --> 00:29:53,317
that part of my life was over forever.
680
00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:58,178
And then, one day, my
little girl's all grown-up,
681
00:29:58,203 --> 00:29:59,458
and, uh...
682
00:30:00,482 --> 00:30:02,513
I thought, maybe...
683
00:30:03,106 --> 00:30:04,966
that maybe I could find someone.
684
00:30:05,382 --> 00:30:07,549
And getting out there
was really tough, so...
685
00:30:08,325 --> 00:30:10,591
it just made me miss Paula more.
686
00:30:11,325 --> 00:30:13,411
And then I was ready to give up,
687
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,216
and then there she was...
688
00:30:18,032 --> 00:30:19,708
she was smart
689
00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:22,552
and beautiful...
690
00:30:23,759 --> 00:30:25,012
and funny.
691
00:30:25,082 --> 00:30:26,763
Gosh, she used to make me laugh!
692
00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:31,458
And... And the way that
she would laugh at my jokes.
693
00:30:32,142 --> 00:30:33,622
You know, I really thought that I was...
694
00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:39,762
I should've known.
695
00:30:40,349 --> 00:30:41,754
I have no doubt
696
00:30:41,789 --> 00:30:43,923
that you really did make her laugh.
697
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,194
- Yeah, 'cause I'm a joke.
- No!
698
00:30:47,608 --> 00:30:50,709
Because people love
being around you, Bryan.
699
00:30:51,689 --> 00:30:53,322
Your positive attitude.
700
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:57,153
You have such a generous spirit.
701
00:30:57,910 --> 00:30:59,448
You know what really sucks?
702
00:31:00,623 --> 00:31:03,557
Is that I'm never gonna be
able to trust anyone ever again.
703
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:09,309
Opening yourself up to love
after you've been hurt...
704
00:31:10,126 --> 00:31:11,316
it's hard.
705
00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:13,161
It's gonna take some time.
706
00:31:14,112 --> 00:31:15,144
But right now,
707
00:31:15,802 --> 00:31:18,790
focus on what you can do.
708
00:31:18,825 --> 00:31:20,177
Forgive yourself.
709
00:31:20,971 --> 00:31:22,437
It will get better.
710
00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:27,169
For now, just... take things day by day.
711
00:31:32,885 --> 00:31:34,572
It should've been a slam dunk,
712
00:31:34,607 --> 00:31:36,541
but the whole thing
felt weirdly punitive.
713
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,022
He put this very specific emphasis
714
00:31:40,047 --> 00:31:41,780
on the word "mediocre".
715
00:31:43,306 --> 00:31:45,620
- What happened at Chip's party?
- Nothing!
716
00:31:45,645 --> 00:31:47,729
My better half stepped in to save me.
717
00:31:48,136 --> 00:31:50,823
Maybe he ruled against you
'cause you're a crap lawyer.
718
00:31:51,853 --> 00:31:54,143
Well, it means there's nothing
more we can do for Bryan.
719
00:31:54,168 --> 00:31:55,862
We can file for divorce
720
00:31:55,887 --> 00:31:58,588
and ask that all assets
be restrained pending trial.
721
00:31:58,613 --> 00:32:01,963
Not for a year. And by then, who
knows how much more damage she'll do?
722
00:32:05,902 --> 00:32:07,705
This is fraud!
723
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:09,731
We have to find a way
to get Bryan out of this.
724
00:32:09,756 --> 00:32:11,004
Talk to a criminal lawyer.
725
00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:14,222
Uh... Ben Cohen. He's
the best in the city.
726
00:32:14,247 --> 00:32:15,676
Okay. Thanks.
727
00:32:16,453 --> 00:32:17,535
Abigail.
728
00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:20,598
I don't know what you said to Chip,
729
00:32:20,623 --> 00:32:22,090
but it must've been bad.
730
00:32:22,115 --> 00:32:24,215
Don't bother denying it.
731
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,949
That face you make...
trying not to look guilty?
732
00:32:26,974 --> 00:32:28,306
That one!
733
00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:30,571
You've been making
it since you were two.
734
00:32:40,972 --> 00:32:43,607
- Ben Cohen?
- Yes.
735
00:32:43,642 --> 00:32:45,942
Abigail Bianchi from
Svensson and Svensson.
736
00:32:45,977 --> 00:32:47,244
We have a meeting.
737
00:32:47,279 --> 00:32:49,479
Right! Uh, we're gonna
have to push that.
738
00:32:49,514 --> 00:32:51,214
I have an emergency bail hearing.
739
00:32:51,707 --> 00:32:54,117
Well, you could've called
and saved me the trip over.
740
00:32:54,504 --> 00:32:57,254
Check your voicemail.
My assistant probably called.
741
00:32:57,613 --> 00:33:00,456
If I hadn't Googled your picture,
I would've walked right past you,
742
00:33:00,491 --> 00:33:03,091
gone up there, and
waited for you like an idiot.
743
00:33:03,127 --> 00:33:04,738
You shouldn't talk
about yourself like that.
744
00:33:04,762 --> 00:33:06,293
I'm sure you're reasonably intelligent.
745
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,660
I told you this was urgent!
You agreed to make time.
746
00:33:08,685 --> 00:33:10,285
I would've called someone else.
747
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,334
I'll give you till the courthouse.
748
00:33:12,370 --> 00:33:13,435
Great.
749
00:33:13,471 --> 00:33:14,970
If you can keep up.
750
00:33:19,877 --> 00:33:21,520
You've got no case.
751
00:33:21,950 --> 00:33:24,851
But this woman has multiple aliases,
752
00:33:24,876 --> 00:33:27,643
she uses this inheritance
scam to defraud her victims.
753
00:33:27,668 --> 00:33:29,067
There's a criminal pattern here.
754
00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:30,959
Your client is criminally gullible.
755
00:33:31,131 --> 00:33:33,465
Maybe you could walk
just a tiny bit slower?
756
00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:34,871
Maybe you could speed up.
757
00:33:38,228 --> 00:33:39,861
I know, it's not fair.
758
00:33:39,897 --> 00:33:41,474
She should have to pay
back everything she's stolen
759
00:33:41,498 --> 00:33:42,463
and go to jail.
760
00:33:42,499 --> 00:33:43,932
- Yes!
- It's never gonna happen.
761
00:33:45,002 --> 00:33:47,168
We have affidavits from seven men!
762
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,815
Doesn't matter. Even if
you do track her down,
763
00:33:48,839 --> 00:33:51,043
good luck finding a
prosecutor to take the case.
764
00:33:51,068 --> 00:33:53,641
Judges don't take
romance scams seriously.
765
00:33:53,677 --> 00:33:56,699
Okay, you might be a
cynic and a quitter...
766
00:33:56,724 --> 00:33:59,199
but I'm not gonna let
her get away with this.
767
00:33:59,555 --> 00:34:02,106
Okay. I'm gonna give you
two pieces of advice...
768
00:34:02,131 --> 00:34:05,766
one, tell your client to cut his losses.
769
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:06,890
Two...
770
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,621
get yourself some flatter shoes.
771
00:34:16,937 --> 00:34:18,970
So she can just lie and steal
772
00:34:18,995 --> 00:34:20,640
and take advantage of
sweet guys like my dad,
773
00:34:20,664 --> 00:34:22,830
and there's nothing
anyone can do about it?
774
00:34:22,865 --> 00:34:24,565
This is... I'm sorry...
775
00:34:24,882 --> 00:34:26,114
bull-poop!
776
00:34:27,036 --> 00:34:29,737
We got the title to your
house transferred back,
777
00:34:29,773 --> 00:34:30,970
but unfortunately,
778
00:34:31,006 --> 00:34:33,507
the-the line of credit
she racked up against it...
779
00:34:36,278 --> 00:34:37,577
My dad always said,
780
00:34:37,613 --> 00:34:39,457
"a fool and his money are soon parted."
781
00:34:40,235 --> 00:34:42,387
I just wish it wasn't your money, too.
782
00:34:43,536 --> 00:34:46,320
I wonder if Dr. Svensson
has time to talk to me.
783
00:34:46,770 --> 00:34:49,012
- I'll walk you over?
- Yeah.
784
00:34:53,332 --> 00:34:55,796
One of Michelle's
aliases is "Mimi Fuller".
785
00:34:55,831 --> 00:34:58,038
There's an outstanding warrant for her
under that name in Oregon.
786
00:34:58,066 --> 00:34:58,998
If we can find her,
787
00:34:59,034 --> 00:35:00,364
maybe we can get her arrested on that.
788
00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:01,501
If her pattern holds,
789
00:35:01,537 --> 00:35:03,737
she'll be looking for her next victim.
790
00:35:08,325 --> 00:35:10,676
Oh. She's pulled her profile.
791
00:35:11,011 --> 00:35:12,011
Here she is.
792
00:35:12,036 --> 00:35:13,353
She moved to a new dating site.
793
00:35:13,378 --> 00:35:14,995
"Symmetry".
794
00:35:15,350 --> 00:35:16,350
Huh!
795
00:35:16,879 --> 00:35:18,584
We need to create an online profile.
796
00:35:18,619 --> 00:35:19,685
Draw her out.
797
00:35:20,059 --> 00:35:21,026
But we'll need a photo
798
00:35:21,051 --> 00:35:22,455
of someone she's never met before.
799
00:35:22,693 --> 00:35:25,027
Ah, she's met everybody here.
800
00:35:25,101 --> 00:35:26,411
Not everyone...
801
00:35:28,856 --> 00:35:30,315
We'd have to do a makeover.
802
00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:32,598
I can take him shopping for
a suit that actually fits,
803
00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:33,699
maybe a haircut?
804
00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:35,012
Yeah, good idea.
805
00:35:35,348 --> 00:35:36,669
Wait. Are we talking about me?
806
00:35:36,694 --> 00:35:38,161
It's just a photo.
807
00:35:39,549 --> 00:35:40,760
Can I get a couple different outfits?
808
00:35:42,176 --> 00:35:45,010
Maybe a formal courtroom look,
809
00:35:45,075 --> 00:35:46,708
more of a "weekend casual"?
810
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,391
One decent suit.
811
00:35:49,416 --> 00:35:51,516
Bring him back as soon as you can.
812
00:35:53,787 --> 00:35:55,187
And how was your date with Quinn?
813
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:56,654
He tells the best stories!
814
00:35:56,981 --> 00:35:59,358
His motorcycle broke
down in the Outback...
815
00:35:59,393 --> 00:36:01,994
Yeah, you have a man-crush
on Martina's boyfriend.
816
00:36:02,863 --> 00:36:04,075
Yes.
817
00:36:04,425 --> 00:36:07,126
I see why she chose
him. He's way cooler.
818
00:36:07,151 --> 00:36:09,477
So you've made your
peace with her decision,
819
00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:11,080
and now you're going to
leave them alone, right?
820
00:36:11,416 --> 00:36:12,519
Yes.
821
00:36:13,528 --> 00:36:16,340
Except... he roped me into
hiking with them on Saturday.
822
00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:18,109
- Danny!
- I know!
823
00:36:18,144 --> 00:36:20,177
You don't have to say it. Thanks.
824
00:36:20,424 --> 00:36:21,879
Thank you.
825
00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:24,215
Uh, what's up with you and Kelly?
826
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:27,618
Well, we went for a walk
last night after boxing.
827
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,186
Sounds promising.
828
00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:30,621
I think she's into women...
829
00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,189
doesn't mean she's into me.
830
00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:34,025
But I-I don't know.
831
00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,551
When's your next class?
832
00:36:36,649 --> 00:36:39,250
I won't bail this time. I swear.
833
00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:41,597
"I'm looking for
834
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,567
that special someone to share
the rest of my life with."
835
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:47,437
- Looking sharp, Cecile.
- Thank you, sir!
836
00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:49,072
Can I be an astronaut?
837
00:36:49,107 --> 00:36:50,640
We'll say you made
838
00:36:50,675 --> 00:36:53,643
some early investments
in Bitcoin that paid off.
839
00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:54,644
Now he's ready
840
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:56,879
to "make a long-term
investment in love"!
841
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:57,880
Nice.
842
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:58,993
All right, let's give him some hobbies.
843
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:01,784
Ooh! How about I drive Formula One cars?
844
00:37:01,809 --> 00:37:03,486
Michelle tends to target a more...
845
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,612
"Model trains and cinnamon buns".
846
00:37:05,637 --> 00:37:07,157
Irresistible.
847
00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:08,569
She's already heard the name "Cecil",
848
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:10,160
so let's give him a new one, to be safe.
849
00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,761
Can I be "Ace"?
850
00:37:16,093 --> 00:37:18,098
She'd be crazy to risk another scam!
851
00:37:18,269 --> 00:37:20,269
She's probably on a flight
to the Caymans by now.
852
00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:22,872
It's only been a few hours,
and we know she's compulsive.
853
00:37:23,192 --> 00:37:24,340
She took the bait.
854
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,475
- See?
- Oh, my gosh!
855
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,809
This is happening!
856
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,110
She wants to meet tomorrow,
857
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:29,512
but obviously, I can't meet her.
858
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:30,691
Well, of course, you're gonna meet her.
859
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:32,181
You said it was just a photo!
860
00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:34,350
- You knew what you were getting into.
- I'm not her type!
861
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:35,751
Her type is "lonely with money".
862
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:38,855
- No way! Absolutely not!
- Please... Cecil?
863
00:37:55,171 --> 00:37:56,137
Lloyd?
864
00:37:56,172 --> 00:37:57,672
Monica!
865
00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:59,508
- Oh!
- Sorry.
866
00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:03,455
Wow. It's really you.
867
00:38:03,911 --> 00:38:05,647
Not a disappointment, I hope?
868
00:38:05,682 --> 00:38:07,516
Oh, not at all. No.
869
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,253
You're just so...
different than I imagined.
870
00:38:12,709 --> 00:38:14,747
In a good way, of course.
871
00:38:15,893 --> 00:38:17,325
You can do this, Cecil.
872
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,227
Just keep her talking.
873
00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:21,396
That's a great tie.
874
00:38:21,431 --> 00:38:23,966
Cost more than my old suit
and shoes put together.
875
00:38:25,997 --> 00:38:27,068
I mean...
876
00:38:27,669 --> 00:38:30,838
before I made all that
money in cryptocurrency...
877
00:38:30,873 --> 00:38:32,172
I was broke.
878
00:38:32,207 --> 00:38:33,741
Now I'm just...
879
00:38:33,776 --> 00:38:35,075
whoo!
880
00:38:35,110 --> 00:38:37,747
Wondering what to do with all
this newfound wealth, you know?
881
00:38:41,950 --> 00:38:44,718
What is good here?
882
00:38:44,911 --> 00:38:46,620
I have no idea.
883
00:38:46,656 --> 00:38:48,872
You were the one who
suggested the place.
884
00:38:50,101 --> 00:38:51,567
Right.
885
00:39:01,497 --> 00:39:02,996
So...
886
00:39:04,226 --> 00:39:05,880
model trains.
887
00:39:07,650 --> 00:39:09,516
Where do you go to get good track?
888
00:39:10,677 --> 00:39:12,112
Oh, where are the cops?
889
00:39:12,147 --> 00:39:13,980
Come on, Cecil. You're losing her.
890
00:39:14,015 --> 00:39:16,249
It has been
really great meeting you...
891
00:39:16,285 --> 00:39:17,784
She's getting away!
892
00:39:17,819 --> 00:39:19,619
I'm just not feeling the spark.
893
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:22,456
Come on. Just give love a chance!
894
00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:23,923
Michelle!
895
00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:25,725
Oh, of course. I should've known.
896
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,106
- Give me Bryan's car keys.
- The car was a wedding present.
897
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:29,629
It's in his name!
898
00:39:29,654 --> 00:39:32,122
And I'm the primary
driver on the insurance.
899
00:39:35,670 --> 00:39:36,736
Out of my way.
900
00:39:37,513 --> 00:39:38,770
You think you can hurt my dad?
901
00:39:38,806 --> 00:39:40,506
Grow up, little Daddy's girl.
902
00:39:42,009 --> 00:39:43,742
Hey! Get off me!
903
00:39:49,984 --> 00:39:51,650
Ahh! Let me up!
904
00:39:51,685 --> 00:39:52,974
Mimi Fuller,
905
00:39:53,593 --> 00:39:56,073
we're placing you under arrest
on an outstanding bench warrant.
906
00:39:58,326 --> 00:39:59,935
Nicely done!
907
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,630
But when you just took
her down like that?
908
00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:12,754
It was so bad-ass.
909
00:40:12,779 --> 00:40:13,744
Thanks!
910
00:40:13,771 --> 00:40:15,436
We make an awesome team.
911
00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:17,244
That's exactly what I was gonna say.
912
00:40:17,941 --> 00:40:19,138
So...
913
00:40:19,392 --> 00:40:21,058
I was wondering...
914
00:40:21,444 --> 00:40:22,756
Do you mind if I use that photo you took
915
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,345
for my dating profile?
916
00:40:24,607 --> 00:40:25,639
I'm gonna leave it up.
917
00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:27,149
Sure...
918
00:40:27,450 --> 00:40:28,416
"Lloyd".
919
00:40:29,998 --> 00:40:31,978
But seriously, you're gonna
change the text, right?
920
00:40:32,003 --> 00:40:33,603
'Cause you did not
make smart investments
921
00:40:33,628 --> 00:40:35,295
in cryptocurrency.
922
00:40:35,581 --> 00:40:36,581
"Yet".
923
00:40:37,795 --> 00:40:39,740
We got her, Dad!
924
00:40:39,765 --> 00:40:41,832
Oh!
925
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,356
I don't know how
to thank you, Ms. Bianchi.
926
00:40:44,381 --> 00:40:47,513
Very impressive... not
putting Nina on the spot.
927
00:40:47,538 --> 00:40:49,605
I know you were dying to ask her out.
928
00:40:49,630 --> 00:40:50,829
Yeah, well,
929
00:40:50,854 --> 00:40:52,998
after hearing all those guys'
stories about Michelle...
930
00:40:53,023 --> 00:40:55,690
they just wanted her
to love them so bad.
931
00:40:56,115 --> 00:40:58,318
And suddenly, I had this thought...
932
00:40:59,015 --> 00:41:00,714
what if I have blinders on, too?
933
00:41:00,983 --> 00:41:04,052
What if Nina's just not as
into me as I want her to be?
934
00:41:05,781 --> 00:41:08,505
Besides... three women
have already pinged me.
935
00:41:09,692 --> 00:41:11,425
Three besides Michelle?
936
00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:13,093
A ping is a ping.
937
00:41:15,068 --> 00:41:17,761
- Heading out?
- Yeah.
938
00:41:17,786 --> 00:41:19,332
I've got a quick stop to make,
939
00:41:19,367 --> 00:41:22,268
and then Aidan and I are
checking into our hotel.
940
00:41:23,185 --> 00:41:25,151
How's the moral inventory coming?
941
00:41:25,991 --> 00:41:27,123
Good.
942
00:41:27,370 --> 00:41:29,352
Mm-hmm! Everything's...
943
00:41:29,802 --> 00:41:30,944
percolating.
944
00:41:30,979 --> 00:41:34,247
- You haven't started it yet.
- These things can't be rushed.
945
00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:37,567
Maybe this will help inspire you.
946
00:41:40,090 --> 00:41:41,856
Oh, you really didn't need to...
947
00:41:41,881 --> 00:41:44,048
I really did.
948
00:41:52,495 --> 00:41:54,261
Ooh...
949
00:41:54,286 --> 00:41:56,090
not as fiery as before, huh?
950
00:41:59,111 --> 00:42:00,343
Good job.
951
00:42:03,131 --> 00:42:04,964
You're so cute.
952
00:42:06,381 --> 00:42:08,681
All right! Time, guys. Switch it up!
953
00:42:08,716 --> 00:42:09,882
Okay.
954
00:42:13,554 --> 00:42:14,520
So?
955
00:42:14,555 --> 00:42:17,022
Is it my imagination or what?
956
00:42:17,057 --> 00:42:18,423
Oh, it's real.
957
00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:20,292
Really?
958
00:42:20,327 --> 00:42:21,627
Yeah.
959
00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:24,930
- Okay. Come on!
- Okay.
960
00:42:26,954 --> 00:42:28,621
If it isn't Jimmy Choo.
961
00:42:29,603 --> 00:42:31,135
These are the affidavits we collected
962
00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:33,004
from Michelle Fischer's victims.
963
00:42:33,039 --> 00:42:34,138
The seven we met.
964
00:42:34,173 --> 00:42:35,239
I'm sure there are more.
965
00:42:35,275 --> 00:42:37,174
I told you, there's nothing I can do.
966
00:42:37,210 --> 00:42:38,543
We got her arrested today
967
00:42:38,578 --> 00:42:40,211
on an outstanding warrant.
968
00:42:40,246 --> 00:42:41,279
She's in custody,
969
00:42:41,314 --> 00:42:43,080
awaiting extradition to the States
970
00:42:43,116 --> 00:42:44,416
to face other charges.
971
00:42:44,451 --> 00:42:45,983
Wow!
972
00:42:46,274 --> 00:42:48,319
You're the first family
lawyer I've ever met
973
00:42:48,354 --> 00:42:49,805
to catch a fugitive.
974
00:42:52,459 --> 00:42:54,492
Uh, so, I was hoping...
975
00:42:54,782 --> 00:42:57,429
you might be able to work
with your American colleagues
976
00:42:57,464 --> 00:43:00,264
to pursue justice for all her victims.
977
00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:02,523
Mm. Seems like the least I could do.
978
00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,146
Can I take you out to dinner?
979
00:43:05,743 --> 00:43:07,871
You can tell me how
you managed to find her,
980
00:43:07,907 --> 00:43:09,273
let alone get her arrested.
981
00:43:09,309 --> 00:43:10,408
Wow.
982
00:43:10,443 --> 00:43:11,909
Uh...
983
00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:13,377
thanks,
984
00:43:13,413 --> 00:43:14,878
but I'm meeting my boyfriend.
985
00:43:14,914 --> 00:43:16,380
Oh.
986
00:43:16,416 --> 00:43:17,614
He's a firefighter
987
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:19,272
a-and not just a palate cleanser.
988
00:43:21,491 --> 00:43:23,118
You could've just said no.
989
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,833
- I should go.
- See you around.
990
00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:38,009
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