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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,425 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW IT WAS A COMPLETE DISASTER. 4 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,560 WAIT, WHY ARE YOU DRY? 5 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,595 WHY WOULDN'T I BE DRY? 6 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:05,297 WERE YOU JUST IN THE SHOWER? 7 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,099 NO. 8 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,172 - WHO'S IN THE SHOWER? - WHO'S IN THE SHOWER? 9 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,840 FIRST OF THE MONTH, LADIES. 10 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,643 - OH, NO. - MAN. 11 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,680 WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE? 12 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,653 HEY, WE'LL THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SHORT. 13 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,088 I DON'T KNOW. 14 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:30,789 DID YOU GUYS PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL? 15 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,825 UM, I'M SORRY. 16 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,560 WE--WE'RE CHOOSING NOT TO HAVE ELECTRICITY. 17 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,295 IT'S A HOUSING VIOLATION. 18 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,296 WE DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THE PROBLEM, BOB. 19 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,231 YOU HAVE TO PAY IT. 20 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,468 THERE'S NO LAW THAT SAYS YOU HAVE TO BLOW UP MOUNTAINS AND FRACK. 21 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:45,104 THIS IS $500 SHORT. THIS IS THE THIRD MONTH IN A ROW. 22 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:46,672 ALL RIGHT? THAT'S A FULL MONTH'S RENT. 23 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:48,407 I'M TRYING TO TURN A PROFIT HERE. 24 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:50,209 APPARENTLY, I'M YOUR FRIEND. 25 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,244 YOU--YOU HAVEN'T EVEN RETURNED MY LAST FOUR E-VITES. 26 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:55,614 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY, SO... 27 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,282 NOT OKAY. 28 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:59,551 IT'S JUST NOT OKAY. TURN YOUR BACK. 29 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,654 I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH MY ENERGY HEALER, STEVEN, 30 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,623 AND WE HAVE DECIDED 31 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,825 THAT I CAN NO LONGER BE AN ENABLER ANYMORE. 32 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,560 CALL, WE'LL SHOW UP TO YOUR PARTY. 33 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,330 I HAVE CALLED YOU, ALL RIGHT? 34 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:14,633 I'VE LEFT MESSAGES AND YOU HAVE NOT RETURNED MY CALL. 35 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,602 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE INTERESTED 36 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:18,303 IN ILLEGAL SUBLETS, A LOT. 37 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,539 THERE IS A LAWYER AT MY GYM WHO REALLY WANTS THIS. 38 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,608 DO THEY NOT HAVE A SHOWER AT YOUR GYM? 39 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,643 OKAY, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 40 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,844 I CAN'T BE SUPPORTING YOU GIRLS. 41 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,513 WE'RE DONE. WE'RE DONE. 42 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,448 PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME OR YOU'RE OUT 43 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,416 BY THE END OF THE MONTH. 44 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:32,885 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO KNOW? 45 00:02:32,887 --> 00:02:34,753 WHY WAS THIS NEVER AN ISSUE WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER? 46 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,889 - YOU KEEP MOUTHING OFF... - YOU KEEP MOUTHING OFF. 47 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,490 DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 48 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,392 - JUST A LITTLE FA... - HAVE SOME INTEGRITY. 49 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,761 UH, YOU HAVE INTEGRITY, BOB. 50 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:43,862 - THAT'S NOT... - BOB. 51 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:46,565 TWENTY DAYS AND I MEAN IT. 52 00:02:51,871 --> 00:02:54,173 OKAY, YOU'RE GONE. I CAN'T DO THIS. 53 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,440 STEVE TOLD ME. 54 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,775 WHAT DID STEVE TELL YOU? 55 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:59,278 STEVE SAID--HE SAID, CUT. 56 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,446 - NO! - CUT, STOP IT. LET GO. 57 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,681 NO. 58 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,651 RIDICULOUS. I GOTTA CUT THE CORD. 59 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,719 BOB, MORE THAN ONE MONTH. 60 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,289 YOU MOUTH OFF ANY MORE, I'M MAKING IT 15 DAYS. 61 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:20,325 - I'M GOING OUT. - ARE YOU HUNGRY? 62 00:04:20,327 --> 00:04:21,860 NO, I DON'T NEED ANYTHING. 63 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,266 JUST BRING ME AN APPLE. 64 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:53,659 YOU SEE THESE FRUITS? IT'S DISGUSTING. 65 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,762 IN MY COUNTRY, THE FRUIT WAS SMALL. 66 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:59,898 AMERICANS, THEY NEED TO RELAX, BUT THEY CAN'T 67 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,467 BECAUSE THEIR FRUIT IS TOO AGGRESSIVE. 68 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,802 - HUH. - IT'S TRUE. 69 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,092 NICOLE? 70 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:28,727 NICOLE, WE HAVE A NOTICE. 71 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,329 WHAT DO I GOT TO NOTICE? 72 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,330 THIS IS IMPORTANT. 73 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,564 THIS IS IMPORTANT! 74 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,965 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 75 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,667 TAKE THE GAS MASK OFF AND JUST COME UP HERE! 76 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,469 NOT COMING TO YOU, YOU COME TO ME. 77 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:38,704 FINE! I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THE FIRE ESCAPE. 78 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,072 SHUT UP! YOU WOULDN'T. 79 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:42,374 I'M THROWING MYSELF OVER THE RAILING! 80 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,776 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! 81 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:46,545 WE'RE BEING EVICTED! 82 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,547 GOOD! 83 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,729 PLEASE, NO HYDRO FLUOROCARBONS IN THE HOUSE. 84 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,931 WE PAY MOST OF HIS RENT. 85 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:09,634 I TOUCHED THIS DISGUSTING DOORKNOB OUTSIDE AND MY HAND'S GONE GIMPY. 86 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,703 I HAVE TO WASH IT. 87 00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:17,109 THE CAT IS GOING IN MY BEDROOM! 88 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:18,110 NO! 89 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:21,613 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 90 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,148 OH, GOD! 91 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,851 TRY TO SPEAK TO HIM MORE DIPLOMATICALLY. 92 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,554 OH, GOD. 93 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,923 OLIVIA, YOU KNOW HOW ALLERGIC I AM. 94 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:34,726 LOOK HOW HE LOOKS AT ME! 95 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,962 DO YOU SEE THE LOOKS THAT HE GIVES ME? 96 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:39,831 YOU SEE THE WORST IN PEOPLE! 97 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:43,668 YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN CAT! 98 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,571 I TOLD YOU TO JUST KEEP IT OUT OF MY ROOM! 99 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,707 OVER THERE! 100 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,576 - I CAN CONTROL HIM NO MORE THAN I CAN CONTROL THE WIND. - NO! 101 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:55,514 AND THERE'S A VERY LARGE CHANCE I MAY HAVE AN AUDITION TODAY. 102 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:59,084 SO I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD JUST 103 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,485 TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH AND NOT TRY 104 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,920 TO THROW ME OFF MY GAME SO MUCH 105 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,054 'CAUSE I REALLY NEED TO BE CENTERED. 106 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,890 GO! GO! GO! 107 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,659 I'M NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU ANYMORE! 108 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,935 THIS IS NOT AN APPLE. 109 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,837 NO. 110 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,006 I NEED A DRINK. 111 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:27,913 WHAT ARE YOU-- 112 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,518 YOU JUST DRANK MOUTHWASH? 113 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,591 OOH. 114 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,194 WHAT IS THAT? 115 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:43,762 I SPILLED. 116 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,635 IS THIS THING CLICKING? 117 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,905 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THE STOVE. 118 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,575 OLIVIA! 119 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,109 EWW. 120 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,711 WHY WORMS, WHY? 121 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,746 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, WORMS? 122 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,582 WHAT IS UP THERE? 123 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,983 - OH, GOD! - WHAT IS DOWN HERE? 124 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,052 WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE... 125 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:09,855 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T VERMA-COMPOST. 126 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:13,258 OLIVIA, PLEASE STOP WITH THE CHOPSTICKS, HONEY. 127 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,126 STOP--PLEASE STOP FEEDING THEM CHEESE. 128 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,596 THEY'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 129 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,897 WE CAN'T TREAT THEM LIKE THIS. 130 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,098 - THIS IS A-- - LET GO OF THIS. 131 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,233 WE'RE--WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK. 132 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,502 IT'S GONNA BE SO NICE OUT THERE. 133 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,703 COME ON. 134 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,848 THAT LAMP WOULD BE PERFECT. 135 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,183 NO, WE DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY. 136 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,085 YOU'RE DARING ME. 137 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,753 - NO, I'M NOT. - I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS. 138 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,288 I'M NOT DARING YOU. I'M NOT DARING YOU. 139 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:44,756 - OH. - I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DO THIS. 140 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,858 - YES, YOU ARE. - GET OFF THE STEP. 141 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,660 YOU DO NOT TAKE LAMPS FROM PEOPLE'S HOMES. 142 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,895 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 143 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,630 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DOING THINGS LIKE THIS? 144 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:53,532 STOP IT, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK SOMETHING. 145 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:56,268 DO NOT CLIMB OVER THERE. THAT IS DANGEROUS. 146 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:58,870 STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT. 147 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,606 SHH. 148 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,249 - GOT CAUGHT! - WHAT? 149 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,250 OH, GOD. 150 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,106 HEY. 151 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:40,045 HELLO? 152 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,713 OH, HI. 153 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:43,348 YEAH. 154 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,183 OKAY, I CAN DO THAT. 155 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:48,954 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, I'LL BE THERE. 156 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,988 BYE. 157 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,723 GOT AN AUDITION. 158 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,158 WHAT FOR? 159 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,326 LIFE INSURANCE. 160 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,694 OH. 161 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,028 WHAT? 162 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,296 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 163 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,297 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THE PROBLEM. 164 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,632 I'M NOT. 165 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,033 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SUPPORT US. 166 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,002 WE NEED A BENEFACTOR. 167 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,003 WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? 168 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,304 NO. 169 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,839 WHY DON'T YOU SELL ONE OF YOUR PIECES THEN? 170 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,873 I TOLD YOU, THEY'RE NOT DONE YET. 171 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,675 FINE. 172 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,143 I'M GETTING MUFFINS. DO YOU WANT ONE? 173 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,347 THE USUAL, IF THEY HAVE IT, AND IF NOT, BLUEBERRY. 174 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:51,116 WELL, I DIDN'T BOOK THAT JOB, EITHER. 175 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,984 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 176 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,819 I DON'T KNOW. 177 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:58,890 OKAY. HERE'S JUST AN IDEA. 178 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,993 WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR MORE MONEY? 179 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,095 I TOLD YOU I'VE BEEN TOTALLY CUT OFF. 180 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,398 ARE THEY STILL YOUR PARENTS? 181 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,700 WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? 182 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,935 IT'S JUST YOU'RE ADOPTED AND THEY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY... 183 00:11:10,937 --> 00:11:12,937 I KNOW I'M ADOPTED. 184 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,939 AND IF THEY'VE CUT YOU OFF, I--I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY. 185 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,174 LISTEN, THEY'RE ALSO--THEY'RE PETITIONING TO CUT A LOT OF THINGS! 186 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,776 THEY'RE TRYING TO CUT-- 187 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,244 THEY'RE TRYING TO CUT PUBLIC RADIO! IT'S... 188 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:23,314 OKAY, JUST TAKE A-- TAKE A FEW DEEP BREATHS. 189 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,150 I THINK I'M JUST HUNGRY. 190 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,951 WE HAVEN'T EATEN TODAY. 191 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,120 I FORGOT THE MUFFINS. 192 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:33,024 WAIT. OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN. 193 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,393 WE'RE--WE'RE ON A CLEANSE RIGHT NOW. 194 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,862 WE'VE ALREADY BEGUN IT. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? 195 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,130 SORT OF. 196 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,765 OKAY. WE HAVE NOT EATEN TODAY. 197 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,300 THIS IS GOOD. 198 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,036 - WAIT, HOW DOES THIS WORK? - WE'RE CLEANSING. 199 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,306 WE'RE JUST--OUR PORES ARE JUST GONNA START LETTING STUFF GO WHEN WE... 200 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,008 IT SOUNDS VERY AFFORDABLE. 201 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:52,210 I HAVE NO BETTER IDEAS. I THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS. 202 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,113 I'M VERY WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING YOU SUGGEST RIGHT NOW 203 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,381 BECAUSE I'M SO STARVING. 204 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,882 BOB LEFT A JUICER HERE. 205 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,117 I THINK IT'S IN THE HALL CLOSET. 206 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,953 YEAH, SEE IF IT'S STILL THERE. 207 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,128 IT'S HERE! 208 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,745 OH, IT'S HEAVY. 209 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,825 YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOUR PARENTS. 210 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,894 OLIVIA. 211 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,796 WHAT? 212 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,933 IS HE STUCK? 213 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:52,337 SEAGULL, ARE YOU SLEEPING? 214 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,123 NO. OH MY GOD. 215 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,898 I KNOW. 216 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,234 IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 217 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,973 THE JAPANESE, THEY CALL MOMENTS LIKE THIS MONO NO AWARE. 218 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,810 WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JAPANESE PEOPLE? 219 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,113 WELL, IT'S EPHEMERALITY AND THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING. 220 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:39,450 EPHEMERALITY SUCKS. 221 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,452 OH, SEAGULL. 222 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,289 DO YOU SEE THAT? 223 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,125 WHAT? 224 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,395 THERE'S GOLD IN HIS MOUTH. 225 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:54,499 IT'S LIKE ALL THE STUFF ON YOUR HANDS. 226 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,134 WHY IS HE COVERED IN GOLD?! 227 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,468 OLIVIA! 228 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:59,404 I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU WERE SELFISH, 229 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,506 - BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD... - I DIDN'T! 230 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,474 HATE AN ANIMAL AND KILL WITH IT WITH YOUR OWN BARE, GOLDEN HANDS! 231 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,609 I LOVED THE CAT! 232 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,945 YOU LOVED THE CAT?! 233 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,147 I--I DIDN'T HATE THE CAT. I WOULDN'T KILL. 234 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,183 YOU WERE JEALOUS OF THE PURE LOVE THAT HE HAD FOR ME. 235 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,186 SORRY, I DON'T-- IT... 236 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:19,190 HE IS SEAGULL AND HE'S RIGHT HERE. 237 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,261 HE'S RIGHT HERE AND I LOVED HIM. 238 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,538 COULD YOU PLEASE CALL THE VET? 239 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,041 BECAUSE I THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO TELL US WHAT TO DO. 240 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,384 $150 IS ABSURD FOR A CREMATION. 241 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,691 THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 242 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:30,194 YOU'RE JUST SOCIALIZED TO FEEL LIKE THIS. 243 00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,563 WHEN I WAS IN INDIA, 244 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,433 THIS IS HOW THEY HONOR THE DEAD. 245 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,003 YOU FREE HUMAN SOULS ON THE FUNERAL PYRE. 246 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,106 AND IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE... 247 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,170 I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS CITY. 248 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:49,741 I JUST COULD USE A BREAK, YOU KNOW? 249 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,676 I CAN'T BE HERE. 250 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,378 NOT IN THE APARTMENT. 251 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,718 ACTUALLY... 252 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,454 MY DAD HAS A PRIVATE JET, 253 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,592 HIS COMPANY, THAT HE'S NEVER ON. 254 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,396 AND, FRANK THE PILOT, HE LOVES ME. 255 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:15,066 THERE'S A PRIVATE JET WE COULD USE TO GET AWAY? 256 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,568 YEAH. 257 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,806 YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S AN OPTION? 258 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,441 CHECK THIS OUT. 259 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,176 THIS IS CRAZY. 260 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,277 - IT'S A SIGN. - WHAT IS THAT? 261 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,445 THAT'S LITERALLY A SIGN. 262 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,646 "THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING. 263 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,148 DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?" 264 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,250 NO, NO. THIS IS MY AUNT KIMBERLY'S SHOW. 265 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,352 I FOUND THIS TODAY. 266 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,822 IT'S A REALITY TALENT SHOW AND SHE LIVES IN LA 267 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,458 AND SHE'S ALWAYS SAYING TO COME ANYTIME. 268 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,560 LET'S TAKE A VACATION. 269 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,463 I THINK SEAGULL WOULD'VE WANTED THIS. 270 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,073 HELP US HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND IN LOS ANGELES. 271 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:03,448 CAN I WEAR YOUR SHIRT THAT YOU'RE WEARING? 272 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,416 YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS? 273 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,818 IT'S REALLY PRETTY. 274 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,183 SHOWTIME, FOLKS. SHOWTIME, FOLKS. 275 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:42,820 THE TIME IS SHOWTIME. 276 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,289 ONE TIME FOR YOU. 277 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,625 HEY, HEY! 278 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,532 HEY! 279 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,400 YEAH! 280 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,839 WATCH HIM. WATCH HIM! 281 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,584 THAT WAS OUR SHOW. 282 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,353 NEW YORK CITY, WHERE'S THE LOVE? 283 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,466 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 284 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,301 EXCUSE ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 285 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,502 I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE, BUT, UM, 286 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,606 THOSE DANCERS WERE REALLY GREAT 287 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,808 AND I JUST FEEL REALLY INSPIRED RIGHT NOW. 288 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,179 I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE, WELL, 289 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,749 ELEANOR ROOSEVELT SAID, DO SOMETHING EVERY DAY THAT TERRIFIES YOU. 290 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,518 AND, UM, I THINK YOU'RE ALL REALLY BRAVE. 291 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,787 AND A LOT OF YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE COMING HOME 292 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,522 FROM WORK RIGHT NOW. 293 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,258 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB. 294 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,260 AND I DON'T KNOW IF ANYBODY'S TOLD YOU THAT, 295 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:59,263 BUT THEY SHOULD BECAUSE... 296 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:05,536 I JUST LOST SOMEONE REALLY, UM, IMPORTANT TO ME. 297 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,872 HE WAS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS 298 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,908 AND IT MAKES ME REALIZE HOW PRECIOUS EVERYTHING IS. 299 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,712 AND, UM, 300 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,215 DO I SEEM WEIRD RIGHT NOW? 301 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,285 IN CONCLUSION, UM, WELL, I-- 302 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,354 I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I THINK THE WORLD 303 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,622 WANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY. 304 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,624 AND IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING HAPPY, 305 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,693 JUST HOLD YOUR HEART 306 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,762 AND FEEL THAT YOU LOVE YOURSELF. 307 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:36,667 AND, UM, YEAH, THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY. 308 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,502 THANK YOU. 309 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,587 THANK YOU. 310 00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:57,815 OH, I GUESS I LEFT THE PHONE ON DURING THE FLIGHT. 311 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,519 HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO KIMBERLY'S IF WE CAN'T CALL HER? 312 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:04,021 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 313 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,657 JUST FEELING REALLY SAD ABOUT SEAGULL. 314 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,759 UH-HUH. 315 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,461 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WAS ALIVE YESTERDAY. 316 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,462 OLIVIA... 317 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,397 JUST FEELING MY FEELINGS. 318 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,099 I KNOW, BUT YOU CRIED, LIKE, THE ENTIRE FLIGHT. 319 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,636 THAT'S A SIX-HOUR FLIGHT. THAT WAS SIX HOURS. 320 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:19,970 CAN WE FOCUS RIGHT NOW AND JUST FIGURE OUT 321 00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:21,005 HOW TO GET TO KIMBERLY'S? 322 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,673 ISN'T SHE PICKING US UP? 323 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,776 I--I'M SURE SHE WOULD IF WE COULD CALL HER. 324 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,846 DID YOU TELL HER WE'RE COMING? 325 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,550 SHE SAID, LIKE, COME ANYTIME SO I JUST FIGURED WHEN... 326 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,418 DO YOU HAVE MONEY FOR A TAXI? 327 00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:37,021 I HAVE $4. 328 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:41,525 SIR, UH, DO YOU MIND IF WE BORROW YOUR PHONE? 329 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,593 SURE, NO PROBLEM. 330 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,794 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 331 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:44,929 CAN'T GET THE NUMBER OFF THIS PHONE. 332 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:45,930 - SET IT TO... - NEVER MIND. 333 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,632 DO YOU NEED A RIDE? 334 00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,067 THAT'S OKAY. 335 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,802 YOU TWO LOOK LIKE NICE PEOPLE. 336 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,038 I MEAN, IF YOU KNOW THE ADDRESS AND YOU WANT A RIDE, 337 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,040 I'LL JUST DRIVE YOU WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING. 338 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,608 WHERE YOU GOING? 339 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,076 521 WAVERLY. 340 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,579 YEAH, THAT'S FINE. GET IN. 341 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:02,847 IT'S A STRANGER, OLIVIA. 342 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,515 HE WANTS TO HELP US. IT'S A SIGN. 343 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:07,151 NOT EVERYTHING IS A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE. 344 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,887 IT'S ALL WE HAVE LEFT NOW. WE HAVE TO HAVE FAITH. 345 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,690 WE HAVE TO START TRUSTING. 346 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,998 I'LL BRING IT, BUT DEBBIE'S GONNA BRING IT. 347 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,067 THERE ARE GONNA BE TWO FOOTBALLS! 348 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,470 NO, NO, NO, NO! 349 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,773 FINE! 350 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,708 YOU ARE A TURKEY! 351 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:34,044 YOU'RE A FRIGGIN' TURKEY, T-U-R-K-E-Y. 352 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,815 YOU'RE A-- WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, JESUS CHRIST. 353 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,851 OH, WOW. I'M SORRY. THAT WAS MY MOM. 354 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,421 - UGH. - REALLY? 355 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,189 WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM? 356 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,057 NEW YORK CITY. 357 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,959 OH, I LOVE NEW YORK. 358 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:51,495 I LIVE THERE. THAT'S WHERE I LIVE. 359 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:52,863 THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM. 360 00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:53,998 IT'S A REALLY SMALL WORLD. 361 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,634 IT'S TINY. OH, MY GOD. 362 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,602 I DON'T THINK MY MOM IS GONNA LET ME GO BACK, THOUGH. 363 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,670 AND THAT SUCKS. 364 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,871 THAT'S TOO BAD. 365 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,740 - I KNOW. - WHY? 366 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,810 SHE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HER BUTT. 367 00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,211 WELL, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. 368 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,181 I--YEAH, I'M A GROWN MAN, 369 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:13,217 BUT I HAVE A MOMMY STILL AND I LISTEN TO HER. 370 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,019 I LISTEN TO WHAT SHE SAYS. 371 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,687 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF YOU. - YEAH, NO, I KNOW. 372 00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:18,222 - YOU'RE A GOOD SON. - I DO WHAT SHE WANTS. 373 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,525 SHE'S A POWERFUL LADY AND SHE WILL SPANK ME. 374 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:24,528 SHE WILL SPANK ME HARD. 375 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:27,832 SHE'S GETTING OLDER, BUT SHE PACKS IT, YOU KNOW. 376 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,967 - SERIOUS? - WHY? 377 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,203 - WHAT? - I'M JUST KIDDING. 378 00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:36,907 IT'S A FRIGGIN' JOKE! 379 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,477 YOU GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR. 380 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,978 ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 381 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,147 YEAH! ARE YOU OKAY? 382 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,483 ARE YOU OKAY? IS SHE OKAY? 383 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,751 - AM I OKAY? - YEAH. ARE YOU OKAY? 384 00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:49,587 YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY MOM. 385 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:51,489 YOU GOT SOMETHING IN YOUR BUTT 386 00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,724 AND IT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 387 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,563 WHAT IS THAT? 388 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,866 IT'S CHINA. 389 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,601 UM... 390 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:06,737 I'M KIDDING. IT'S A JOKE. 391 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,239 IT'S AN ADDERALL. 392 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:09,740 I TAKE ADDERALL. 393 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,041 - YOU DO? - YEAH, I DO. 394 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:12,576 IT'S GOOD STUFF, RIGHT? 395 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:14,879 IS YOURS, LIKE, PRESCRIBED OR STREET? 396 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:16,247 IT'S PRESCRIBED. 397 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,582 YEAH, I GOT A DOCTOR ON THIS SHIT. 398 00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:19,583 UH, THAT WAS A RED LIGHT. 399 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,552 OH, OH! 400 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,020 I MISSED IT. 401 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:25,589 I'M AN ADULT AND I KNOW WHEN IT'S SAFE 402 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,124 TO GO THROUGH A FRICKIN' RED. 403 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,959 JESUS CHRIST. 404 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,995 SOMETIMES I'LL STOP AT A GREEN, OKAY? 405 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,597 OH, MY GOD. I WANT SOME CANDY. 406 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,032 BUT IS IT TOO LATE FOR CANDY? 407 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,568 IS IT TOO LATE FOR CANDY? 408 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,936 I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION. 409 00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:41,038 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN YOU JUST PULL OVER? 410 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,673 NO, NO, NO, NO. 411 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,141 DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE FOR YOU GUYS. 412 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,676 - IT'S FINE. - SERIOUSLY, WE'RE CLOSE. 413 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,077 I'M EVEN GOING TO CARRY YOUR BAGGAGE. 414 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,879 - UH, IT'S ON... - I'M A GENTLEMAN. 415 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,115 CAN YOU JUST PULL OVER, PLEASE, SIR, JUST HERE? 416 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:54,151 YOU SAID THE ADDRESS WAS 521 WAVERLY 417 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,186 AND THAT IS WHERE THIS CAR IS GOING. 418 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:59,590 I AM YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 419 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:04,194 ONWARD, MILADIES. 420 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:08,966 JESUS, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING PAINS IN THE ASS. 421 00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:13,103 I'M GONNA CLOSE MY EYES FOR ONE SECOND. 422 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:17,107 TELL ME WHEN IT TURNS GREEN. 423 00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:35,659 IMPECCABLE DECISION-MAKING SKILLS, OLIVIA. 424 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,858 HELLO? 425 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,627 KIMBERLY? 426 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:13,664 WHO IN THE--HA--OH. 427 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:16,033 OH, MY GOD. 428 00:27:18,703 --> 00:27:22,640 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 429 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,141 HI. I CAME FOR A VISIT. 430 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,810 WELL, I'M DELIGHTED, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 431 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,113 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE LAKE WITH YOUR FAMILY. 432 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:32,049 LAKE, WHAT? 433 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,150 - HELLO. - HI. 434 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,351 HI. 435 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,919 ARE THEY THERE RIGHT NOW? 436 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:37,788 WELL, I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE GOING THERE. 437 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:39,657 - NO? - WHAT? 438 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:44,662 YES, YOUR MOM AND DAD AND JOAN AND THE KI... 439 00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:48,332 OH. NOW, DON'T GET UPSET ABOUT IT. 440 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,267 I'M SURE IT WAS JUST A LAST MINUTE 441 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,771 KIND OF A NOTHING, WHO CARES, RIGHT? 442 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:55,139 NO, JOAN AND THE KIDS ARE THERE. 443 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,841 WHO CARES? YOU'RE HERE, BOTH OF YOU. 444 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:02,146 AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 445 00:28:02,148 --> 00:28:03,681 - OH. - WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 446 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:07,317 - OLIVIA. - OLIV--WHAT? 447 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:11,055 NO! COME IN HERE, COME IN HERE. 448 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:14,158 OH, WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU WERE 449 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,794 JUST A TINY LITTLE TATER TOT. 450 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,196 YEAH, BACK WHEN WE WERE GIRL SCOUTS. 451 00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,465 - ARE YOU GIRLS HUNGRY? - I'M STARVING. 452 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:24,001 WE'RE NOT EATING. WE'RE ON A CLEANSE. 453 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:27,104 STILL? 454 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:30,841 EVERYONE, THIS IS MY NIECE, NICOLE, 455 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:34,745 AND OUR WONDERFUL FRIEND, OLIVIA. 456 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:38,982 OLIVIA, NICOLE, THESE ARE OUR NEIGHBORS, RAY AND CINDY. 457 00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:43,220 AND, OF COURSE, YOU REMEMBER UNCLE ROBERT. 458 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,724 LET ME GET THESE NICE BIG WINE GLASSES. 459 00:28:46,726 --> 00:28:48,225 SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER. 460 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,227 OH, NO. DON'T BE SILLY. 461 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,463 SIT DOWN HERE. I WANT YOU RIGHT BY ME, OLIVIA. 462 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:53,797 COME ON. 463 00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:55,833 THESE HOLD PLENTY OF WINE, TRUST ME. 464 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,302 THEY CAN NEVER BE BIG ENOUGH, RIGHT, NICOLE? 465 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,505 YOU GIRLS MUST BE STARVED. HAVE SOME DINNER ROLLS. 466 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,408 WE'RE NOT EATING. WE'RE ON A CLEANSE. 467 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,076 NO, THANK YOU, WE'RE FINE. 468 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,946 NICOLE IS AN ARTIST. 469 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:12,082 YOU ARE? WHAT KIND? 470 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:15,986 WELL, I'M WORKING WITH A LOT OF SAND RIGHT NOW 'CAUSE-- 471 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,889 'CAUSE IT'S MOVEMENT REALLY PORTRAYS MEMORIES 472 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:21,058 AND HOW THEY JUST SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS. 473 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,794 AND THE PAST, IT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST ANYMORE. 474 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:25,362 AND WE STAND ON THIS UNSOLID GROUND 475 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:29,066 LIKE A SHORE WAITING TO BE WASHED BACK INTO THE OCEAN. 476 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:32,002 THE TRUTH OF EVERYTHING IS EPHEMERALITY. 477 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:38,041 AND SAND IS GREAT. 478 00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:39,042 IT SOUNDS GREAT. 479 00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:44,314 HER WORK USED TO BE ABOUT BLACK HOLES. 480 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,517 IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT YOU'RE LIGHTENING UP A BIT. 481 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,852 WOULD ANYONE LIKE MORE KALE? 482 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:50,420 WHEN DID THEY PLAN THIS VACATION? 483 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,122 I DON'T KNOW, NICOLE. 484 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,491 I KNOW YOUR MOM REALLY NEEDED TO GET AWAY. 485 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:57,427 SHE WAS HAVING ANOTHER ONE OF HER EPISODES. 486 00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,063 THE LAKE IS LIKE AN ASHRAM FOR HER. 487 00:30:00,065 --> 00:30:01,865 WELL, I'M VERY AWARE THAT THE LAKE IS SUPER RELAXING. 488 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,100 DID YOU TALK TO THEM RECENTLY? 489 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:05,302 IS--HOW IS EVERYONE LIKING THEIR CHICKEN. 490 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,437 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOODNESS! 491 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:08,472 OH, LOOK. 492 00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:09,940 I'M SUCH A KLUTZ. 493 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,842 YOU'RE LITTLE SHORTS ARE COVERED IN WINE. 494 00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,277 OH, GET THOSE OFF. 495 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,878 THANK YOU. 496 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,814 I HAVE SOMETHING YOU COULD CHANGE INTO. 497 00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:19,383 LUPE, PUT HER INTO THE BLUE DRESS! 498 00:30:21,052 --> 00:30:22,419 I LIKE THE OUTFIT. 499 00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:25,055 WHAT--WHAT--WHAT IS THIS, A BLANKET OFF THE PLANE? 500 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,590 WHAT KIND OF OUTFIT IS THIS? 501 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:29,960 SHE IS SO FUNNY. 502 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,863 HEY, KIM. COME ON, TELL US. 503 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:34,231 WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING THE HOST TO THE COUNTRY'S 504 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,899 MOST POPULAR TV SHOW? 505 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:38,335 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU. I JUST LOVE IT. 506 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:42,573 IT'S THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD PROFESSIONALLY. 507 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:45,409 YOU KNOW, JUST FOSTERING ALL OF THIS CREATIVITY 508 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,946 AND ALL OF THIS JUST SO SATISFYING. 509 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,149 OH, OH! 510 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:55,385 DON'T YOU LOOK SO CUTE? 511 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,855 SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU, DOESN'T SHE? 512 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,289 I GUESS SHE DOES. 513 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,525 JUST LIKE ME FIVE YEARS AGO. 514 00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:09,099 SO, MISS OLIVIA, 515 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,035 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOURSELF ALL THIS TIME? 516 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:15,172 WELL, UM, I'VE BEEN AUDITIONING SOME RECENTLY. 517 00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,507 YOU'RE A PERFORMER? WHAT KIND? 518 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,009 I'M AN ACTRESS. 519 00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,010 OH. 520 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:21,545 SHE ALSO SINGS. 521 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,280 - OH, SING FOR US. - NOT REALLY. 522 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:24,948 SHE'S SHY. 523 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,551 WELL, YOU CAN'T BE SHY AND AN ACTRESS. 524 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,887 ROBERT, WHERE'S MY UKULELE? 525 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:31,255 I DON'T KNOW. 526 00:31:31,257 --> 00:31:34,124 WE COULD JUST DO IT ANOTHER TIME. 527 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:36,159 OH, COME ON. HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF RED WINE. 528 00:31:36,161 --> 00:31:38,095 PAST THOSE TONSILS, YOU'LL BE SINGING 529 00:31:38,097 --> 00:31:39,563 LIKE LIZA MINNELLI IN A MINUTE. 530 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,932 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SING? 531 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,267 OKAY. 532 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:54,411 UM, I'LL START. 533 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,246 - BRAVO, BRAVO! - YAY! 534 00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:04,982 OH, FANTASTIC! 535 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,750 WE SHOULD AUDITION FOR MY SHOW. 536 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,619 I'M KIDDING, BUT, WELL, YOU SHOULD. 537 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:12,422 I MEAN, YOU SHOULD AUDITION FOR MY SHOW. 538 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,992 SHE IS NOT INTERESTED IN APPEALING TO THE MASSES. 539 00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:18,095 SHE'S LIKE-- SHE'S AN ARTIST. 540 00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:21,398 LOOK AT THAT PICTURE OF THAT ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL. 541 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,666 OH, YE--OH, YES. - WHO'S THAT? 542 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,068 OH, MY GOODNESS. IS THAT YOU, NICOLE? 543 00:33:25,070 --> 00:33:26,770 - SIMPLY ADORABLE, ISN'T IT? - SURE IS. 544 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,705 JUST ADORABLE LITTLE CHILD, HUH? 545 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:33,377 YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A SWEET LITTLE GIRL. 546 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,679 I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 547 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:49,426 SO CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE HEART TO HEART? 548 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:50,694 SURE. 549 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,696 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 550 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,499 ARE YOU HERE BECAUSE SHE NEEDS HELP? 551 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:59,436 BECAUSE HER FAMILY JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE. 552 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,138 I MEAN, HONESTLY. 553 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:05,742 SHE'S BECOME SO ECCENTRIC AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. 554 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:09,613 YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE'S REALLY UNIQUE. 555 00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,348 SHE'S DOING SOMETHING SPECIAL. 556 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,749 I WISH YOU COULD SEE OUR APARTMENT. 557 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:15,352 IT'S LIKE A GALLERY. 558 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:19,423 WELL, IT'S REALLY NICE AND VERY REASSURING TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 559 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:22,659 BUT I DON'T KNOW. 560 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:25,629 I THINK HER FAMILY ACTUALLY DIDN'T INVITE HER 561 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,798 TO THE LAKE ON PURPOSE. 562 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:32,702 YOU KNOW, HER SISTER DOESN'T WANT HER AROUND THE KIDS. 563 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:35,205 WELL, SHE'S REALLY NOT THE BEST ROLE MODEL, 564 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:36,506 WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT. 565 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:39,142 I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE THAT, 566 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:41,344 YOU KNOW, SHE'S NOT IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE. 567 00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:45,715 AND I WANTED TO BE SURE THAT SHE'S NOT MAKING YOU TAKE CARE OF HER. 568 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:48,518 NO, UM, NO, SHE'S NOT IN ANY TROUBLE. 569 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,554 WHERE IS SHE, ACTUALLY? 570 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:53,156 SHE'S PROBABLY WATCHING TELEVISION 571 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,725 OR--YOU'RE SO TENSE. 572 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,594 COME HERE. LISTEN. 573 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,829 SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY LIKE TELEVISION. 574 00:34:58,831 --> 00:35:01,131 YOU'RE SO SWEET. 575 00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:05,635 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE IS TAKING CARE OF YOU, RIGHT? 576 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:09,206 - SHE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE ANY TIME SOON. - OKAY. 577 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,641 WELL, I'M GONNA GO FIND HER. 578 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,877 - SO THANKS. - THANK YOU. 579 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,115 WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO. 580 00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:06,930 PLEASE HELP NICOLE. 581 00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,202 - WHAT-- - DON'T SCREAM. 582 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:46,970 SHH, SHH. WAKE UP. ARE YOU AWAKE? 583 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:50,340 OKAY. WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE VERY QUIETLY. 584 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,608 SOMEBODY'S BREAKING IN. 585 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,609 I THINK IT'S THE GUY WHO DROVE US HERE. 586 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,477 I WAS SLEEPING. 587 00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,279 SHH, NOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE MURDERED IN YOUR SLEEP. 588 00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:57,547 - YOU'RE GONNA BE MURDERED AWAKE. - WHY? 589 00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:58,815 I TOLD YOU, BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS BREAKING IN. 590 00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:00,417 - OH! - WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 591 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,551 I THINK IT'S THE GUY WHO DROVE US HERE 592 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:02,552 'CAUSE YOU TOLD HIM OUR ADDRESS. 593 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:03,887 - WHO? - OH, GOD! 594 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,888 I HEARD SOMETHING. DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING? 595 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:05,889 NO. 596 00:37:13,331 --> 00:37:14,864 SHH, IT'S REAL. 597 00:37:14,866 --> 00:37:17,267 MY PROJECTS AREN'T FINISHED. 598 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,635 OH, NO! 599 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:19,736 OH, MY GOD! 600 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,641 SAVE THE CHILDREN! 601 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,543 OLIVIA, WHAT IS GOING... 602 00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,612 - KIMBERLY! - IDIOT. 603 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,313 IS NICOLE IN THERE? 604 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:33,316 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?! 605 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:35,752 YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! 606 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,923 WELL, I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE THAT EVERYONE WAS HYDRATED. 607 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:44,261 I WENT TO GET YOU SOME COCONUT WATER. 608 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:45,929 SORRY TO DISTURB YOU. 609 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:49,566 WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED, KIMBERLY. THANK YOU. 610 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,434 YES, THAT SEEMS CLEAR. 611 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,738 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 612 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,507 I DON'T KNOW. 613 00:37:57,509 --> 00:38:00,777 FORGOT MY TOOTHBRUSH. 614 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,946 I FORGOT A TOOTHBRUSH, TOO. 615 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,922 YOU BROUGHT THIS? 616 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:14,424 YEAH. 617 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,661 AND NO TOOTHBRUSH. 618 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:19,562 BUT I DID BRING THE PHONE CHARGER. 619 00:38:19,564 --> 00:38:22,365 YOU SHOULD BE CHARGING IT. 620 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:24,934 EH, LATER. 621 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,936 YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING YOU ARE WORRIED 622 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,905 YOU MIGHT DIE IN RELATIVE OBSCURITY? 623 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,407 MM-HMM. 624 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:34,477 WELL, THERE IS A WAY, I THINK, MAYBE TOMORROW, 625 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,945 WE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 626 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,315 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 627 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:41,951 I'M TALKING ABOUT REACHING THE LARGEST AUDIENCE 628 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,920 IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 629 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:46,723 ON A TELEVISION TALENT REALITY SHOW. 630 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:48,458 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT "THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING?" 631 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:51,828 YEAH. YOUR AUNT SUGGESTED IT. 632 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,963 I THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. 633 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,965 IT'S SO SOULLESS. 634 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,101 OKAY, BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE 635 00:38:58,103 --> 00:39:00,603 AND I THINK IT'S GONNA BE REALLY GOOD FOR YOU AND... 636 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,038 IT'S GONNA BE A NO. 637 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,407 BUT THIS COULD BE A BIG OPPORTUNITY. 638 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,813 COULD WE JUST SPOON? 639 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:14,517 COULD YOU JUST ROLL OVER SO I CAN SPOON WITH YOU? 640 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,586 I'LL JUST BE-- YOU'RE THE BIG SPOON. 641 00:39:16,588 --> 00:39:18,888 YOU JUST ROLL OVER A LITTLE TINY... 642 00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:23,693 JUST DO IT BETTER. 643 00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:24,861 IT'S HOT! 644 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,864 IT'S--IT'S REALLY HOT. 645 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,433 I'M JUST SAD ABOUT SEAGULL. 646 00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:35,972 IT'S OKAY. 647 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,941 I'M HOLDING MY HEART AND FEELING THAT I LOVE MYSELF. 648 00:39:37,943 --> 00:39:39,008 I'M FINE. 649 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:44,481 WELL, ANYONE LIKE SOME BREAKFAST? 650 00:39:44,483 --> 00:39:46,716 HOW DO YOU LIKE BURNT FLAPJACKS? 651 00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,786 NO, WE'RE STILL CLEANSING. 652 00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:51,755 SO... 653 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:56,126 HOW DID EVERYONE SLEEP LAST NIGHT AFTER SO MUCH EXCITEMENT? 654 00:39:56,128 --> 00:39:59,963 KIND OF TOSSED AND TURNED, BUT I DON'T KNOW. 655 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:02,432 MY CAT JUST DIED SO I THINK MAYBE THAT'S WHY. 656 00:40:02,434 --> 00:40:03,833 OH, WHEN? 657 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:05,769 JUST, LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO. 658 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,437 OH, MY GOD! 659 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,938 IT'S JUST WEIGHING ON ME. 660 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,708 OH. WELL, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. 661 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,610 BUT I WAS ALSO UP THINKING ABOUT 662 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:16,012 YOUR SHOW AND MAYBE AUDITIONING? 663 00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,885 WELL, DO IT! DO! 664 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:26,489 NICOLE, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT WITH ME. 665 00:40:26,491 --> 00:40:28,057 YOU DON'T NEED NICOLE. 666 00:40:28,059 --> 00:40:29,926 WE GOTTA GET SOME TOOTHBRUSHES. 667 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:31,628 OH, GOD. 668 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,664 ROBERT, GET OUT YOUR WALLET. 669 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,732 YES, DEAR. 670 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,101 MAY I HAVE A 20, PLEASE? 671 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:40,570 - I GOT A... - A 20. 672 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:42,105 I SEE IT IN THERE. 673 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:23,847 THEY HAVE TAROT READINGS HERE FOR 5 BUCKS. 674 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,782 IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY REASONABLE. 675 00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:30,520 OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT THE CARDS HAVE TO SAY. 676 00:41:32,556 --> 00:41:34,524 YOU LOST SOMEONE RECENTLY? 677 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:36,559 YEAH. 678 00:41:36,561 --> 00:41:40,663 HE'S STILL WITH YOU AND WE WANTS YOU NOT TO WORRY. 679 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,532 IS HE A BIRD? 680 00:41:42,534 --> 00:41:44,167 NO, SORT OF. 681 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:47,504 - HUH. - BUT NO, YEAH. 682 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,539 AND THE MOON. 683 00:41:49,541 --> 00:41:51,007 THIS CARD IS CONNECTED 684 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:55,245 TO DREAMS AND THE UNCONSCIOUS. 685 00:41:55,247 --> 00:41:57,847 THE MOON PROVIDES THE REFLECTION OF THE SUN. 686 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,517 - YEAH. - BUT THE LIGHT IS DIM. 687 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:02,785 IT'S UNCERTAIN. 688 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,687 AH. THE MAGICIAN. 689 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,923 IT HAS TO DO WITH POWER. 690 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:09,959 UNUSED POWER IS NONEXISTENT POWER. 691 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,662 WE DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY IN OUR APARTMENT. 692 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:15,131 I WONDER IF IT COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT, MAYBE? 693 00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:18,034 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY INSIDE. 694 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,169 THE ELECTRICITY INSIDE YOU. 695 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:26,009 EVERYTHING YOU HAVE 696 00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:29,112 HAS TO BE DESTROYED 697 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:31,748 FOR YOU TO GO TO THE NEXT STEP. 698 00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:35,652 THERE'S THE MOON. 699 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:44,193 IT'S TIME TO PUT YOUR ART OUT IN THE WORLD. 700 00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:46,062 IT'S TIME. 701 00:42:48,165 --> 00:42:51,267 THAT WAS CRAZY. WAS YOURS CRAZY? 702 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:53,336 IT WAS LIKE SHE KNEW EVERYTHING. 703 00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,238 LISTEN, IF YOU NEED ME TO AUDITION WITH YOU, 704 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,740 I WILL DO IT. 705 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:59,876 I'M NOT GONNA SING WITH YOU. 706 00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,778 AND I HAVE A PIECE THAT'S NOT FINISHED, 707 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:04,647 BUT MAYBE WE COULD EXPERIMENT WITH IT. 708 00:43:06,817 --> 00:43:08,151 WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU? 709 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:10,019 SHE SAID I HAD TO SHARE. 710 00:44:21,692 --> 00:44:23,393 OH, LET'S GET THESE GUYS. 711 00:44:23,395 --> 00:44:24,961 LADIES, LADIES! 712 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:28,164 I ALREADY SENSE A LITTLE SPECIAL SOMETHING 713 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,732 EMANATING FROM YOU TWO. 714 00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:33,403 WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM YOU GUYS TODAY? 715 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,371 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 716 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:39,742 THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM YOU. 717 00:44:39,744 --> 00:44:42,745 I DON'T THINK PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. 718 00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,083 OKAY. 719 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:50,086 UM, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? 720 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,095 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO ANYBODY BACK HOME? 721 00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:02,198 THANK YOU. 722 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,434 GOOD LUCK. 723 00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,711 HOLY COW. 724 00:45:17,948 --> 00:45:20,149 IS SOMETHING FUNNY OVER THERE? 725 00:45:20,151 --> 00:45:22,952 ARE YOU TAKING THE AUDITION SERIOUSLY? 726 00:45:31,495 --> 00:45:34,731 ARE YOU TAKING THE AUDITION SERIOUSLY? 727 00:45:34,733 --> 00:45:37,967 UH, I'M NOT AUDITIONING, SHE IS. 728 00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:39,769 OH. 729 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:41,104 ARE YOU SINGING? 730 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:42,939 YEAH. 731 00:45:42,941 --> 00:45:47,076 SINGING ABOUT LIP GLOSS AND THE BOYS THAT GO INTO THE YARD? 732 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,511 UH, SHE'S REALLY TALENTED. 733 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:51,047 SHE HAS BEEN MISS TEEN ARIZONA TWICE. 734 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:53,249 YEAH, I'M SINGING "MY HEART WILL GO ON" 735 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,120 AND DEDICATING IT TO MY MOM WHO DIED WHEN I WAS LITTLE. 736 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,459 YOU'RE SAYING THAT BEFORE YOU SING? 737 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,294 YEAH. 738 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:06,829 DO YOU THINK THAT THERE'S A CORRELATION 739 00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,232 BETWEEN WINNING THE PAGEANTS 740 00:46:09,234 --> 00:46:12,168 AND SHARING YOUR PERSONAL TRAGEDY? 741 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,202 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 742 00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:14,871 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 743 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,339 - YOU'RE BEING A BITCH. - YOU'RE BEING A BITCH. 744 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:18,007 WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE A CHEAP IMITATION OF KESHA. 745 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:19,375 OH, MY GOD. SHE'S AN ARTIST. 746 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:20,877 - OH, MY GOD. - WHAT--WHAT?! 747 00:46:20,879 --> 00:46:22,779 - WHAT--GET OFF! - GET HER OFF! 748 00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,814 - SIMMER DOWN! - OLIVIA! 749 00:46:24,816 --> 00:46:27,049 - OLIVIA! - FUCK! 750 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,855 TIGER. 751 00:46:32,857 --> 00:46:37,059 IS THAT THE ADDERALL? 752 00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:38,828 YOU CAN'T BEAT UP GIRLS WITH DEAD MOMS. 753 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,096 THAT WAS THE OTHER GIRL. 754 00:46:40,098 --> 00:46:41,898 IT'S TRUE. 755 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:43,566 THAT WAS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED. 756 00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:46,536 YEAH. THOSE GIRLS SUCKED. 757 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:52,809 WE'RE GONNA CRUSH THEM. 758 00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:55,444 AND IF YOU FELT THAT WAY, I GUESS THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 759 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:59,448 BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY AND, UH, THANKS FOR THE OPPORTUNITY. 760 00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:05,121 HMM. 761 00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:09,125 WELL, THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. HELLO. 762 00:47:09,127 --> 00:47:11,994 UH, WE'LL JUST TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO SET UP 763 00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,464 AND THEN WE'LL BE PERFORMING EXCERPTS FROM 764 00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:16,966 ANTON CHEKOV'S "THE SEAGULL" 765 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:19,402 ALONG WITH SOME STUFF THAT WE WROTE OURSELVES. 766 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:26,209 NOT TO GET EXPECTATIONS UP, BUT I HAVE HEARD THIS ONE SING. 767 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:28,244 AND IT WAS A BIT OF A TREAT. 768 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,545 THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. 769 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,150 THIS IS THE UNIVERSE WE LIVE IN. 770 00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:36,586 I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT HATE ME. 771 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,254 IT CAME INTO BEING WITH A BIG BANG 772 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:40,456 THAT CAUSED THIS UNIVERSE WE CALL HOME TO EXPAND 773 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:42,558 FOR THE PAST 13.7 BILLION YEARS. 774 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,460 DO YOU HEAR THE WIND? 775 00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:46,529 THE EARTH HAS BEEN AROUND FOR 4.5 BILLION YEARS, 776 00:47:46,531 --> 00:47:48,364 GIVE OR TAKE .5 BILLION YEARS. 777 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,634 BLESSED IS HE WHO HAS A ROOF OVER HIS HEAD ON SUCH A NIGHT. 778 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:53,502 SLEEPING IN HIS OWN WARM CORNER. 779 00:47:53,504 --> 00:47:57,874 HUMAN BEINGS HAVE BEEN HERE FOR ABOUT 200,000 YEARS. 780 00:47:57,876 --> 00:48:00,910 MAY THE LORD HELP ALL HOMELESS WANDERERS. 781 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:04,146 THIS CAT WAS BORN ON OCTOBER 25th, 2007. 782 00:48:04,148 --> 00:48:05,982 I AM THE SEAGULL. 783 00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:08,317 HE DIED THIS WEEK. 784 00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,219 NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 785 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,488 THE AVERAGE AMERICAN LIVES TO BE 79. 786 00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:15,558 THAT'S 28,470 DAYS, 787 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,027 683,280 HOURS, 788 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:21,230 40,996,800 MINUTES. 789 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:24,634 EVER SINCE I GOT HERE, I'VE BEEN WALKING AND THINKING. 790 00:48:24,636 --> 00:48:28,004 THINKING AND FEELING MY INNER LIFE GROW STRONGER EVERY DAY. 791 00:48:28,006 --> 00:48:31,908 THE IMPORTANT THING IS NOT FAME OR GLORY. 792 00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:33,476 IT'S NOT WHAT I USED TO DREAM ABOUT. 793 00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:35,678 BUT LEARNING HOW TO ENDURE. 794 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,947 HOW LONG WILL YOU LIVE? 795 00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:40,182 IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1980 AND LIVE AN AVERAGE LIFE, 796 00:48:40,184 --> 00:48:42,084 YOU WILL DIE AROUND 2059. 797 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,352 LIFE IS LIKE A MIST. 798 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:45,421 I MUST BEAR MY COST AND HAVE FAITH. 799 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,291 IF I HAVE FAITH, IT DOESN'T HURT SO MUCH. 800 00:48:48,293 --> 00:48:50,293 AND THE FEELINGS WE HAVE FOR EACH OTHER 801 00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:52,428 ARE LIKE FINE DELICATE FLOWERS. 802 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,697 DO YOU REMEMBER? 803 00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,532 I AM THE SEAGULL. 804 00:48:58,002 --> 00:48:59,035 UM... 805 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,641 NO. THAT'S NOT... 806 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:09,412 - NICOLE? - WHAT? 807 00:49:09,414 --> 00:49:10,947 WHAT ARE MY LINES? 808 00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:12,548 - I DON'T KNOW. - I FORGOT MY LINES. 809 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:15,084 MEN AND LIONS, EAGLES AND PARTRIDGES. 810 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:17,620 MEN AND LIONS, EAGLES AND PARTRIDGES. 811 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:23,693 MEN AND LIONS, EAGLES AND PARTRIDGES. 812 00:49:23,695 --> 00:49:27,563 MEN, LIONS, EAGLES, PARTRIDGES. 813 00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:32,735 MEN AND LIONS, EAGLES AND PARTRIDGES. 814 00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,737 MEN AND LIONS, EAGLES AND PARTRIDGES. 815 00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:35,738 - SHH. - WHAT? 816 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:38,474 NO, NO! 817 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,443 JUST--THAT'S RIDICU... 818 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:43,713 UH, UH, JUST GIVE ME A-- A MOMENT TO FOCUS. 819 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:45,381 STOP IT, STOP IT! 820 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:49,385 OW, OW! 821 00:49:49,387 --> 00:49:51,287 OW! 822 00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:55,157 MEN, LIONS... 823 00:50:05,769 --> 00:50:08,070 HMM. 824 00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:10,606 WHAT WAS THE YEAR OF YOUR DEATH, BOYS? DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 825 00:50:10,608 --> 00:50:12,008 UGH. 826 00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,009 UH, ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO. 827 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,510 MINE IS 2039. 828 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:19,081 I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY 829 00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,417 AND I SEE A CERTAIN BEAUTY IN IT. 830 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:23,652 OF COURSE YOU WOULD. 831 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:25,254 YOU GUYS HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL, 832 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:29,592 BUT IT'S NOT "THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING." 833 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:33,029 IT'S MORE LIKE THAT SPECIAL NOTHING. 834 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:03,793 GIVE IT! 835 00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:08,731 OFF OF IT! 836 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,561 THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT WAY THAT THIS IS GOING DOWN 837 00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:40,129 THAN WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN. 838 00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:50,406 I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT PLAN... 839 00:52:02,185 --> 00:52:04,220 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 840 00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:05,888 BECAUSE YOUR TEENY TINY THERAPIST 841 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:08,190 DIDN'T SEEM TO BE MAKING PROGRESS WITH YOU. 842 00:52:08,192 --> 00:52:12,394 I HUMILIATED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE JUDGES AND BASICALLY ALL OF AMERICA. 843 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:14,597 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CARE WHAT THOSE ASSHOLES THINK. 844 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:18,534 THE JUDGES FOR AMERICA SEE NOTHING SPECIAL IN ME. 845 00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:20,336 THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ME. 846 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:26,442 I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN LIKE ME. 847 00:52:26,444 --> 00:52:28,644 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SABOTAGE ME. 848 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,580 IT'S LIKE THAT THING YOU DID WITH THE FEATHER BOMB. 849 00:52:31,582 --> 00:52:34,850 I WANT YOU TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE. 850 00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:36,619 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS THING. 851 00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:38,554 YOU BEGGED ME TO DO IT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE NEEDY. 852 00:52:38,556 --> 00:52:40,823 YOU'RE JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE DEPTH OF MY FEELINGS. 853 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:41,824 NO, BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, 854 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,559 YOU'RE LIKE RIGHT THERE! 855 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:46,629 YOU'RE CLING--IT'S LIKE, GOD, IF I FEEL YOUR BREATH 856 00:52:46,631 --> 00:52:49,365 ON MY SKIN ANYMORE, I'M GONNA VOMIT. 857 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:53,502 YOU NEED TO, LIKE, GET A BOYFRIEND OR SOMETHING. 858 00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:59,675 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A VACATION. 859 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,845 THIS FEELS LIKE A VACATION TO YOU? 860 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,446 YOU KNOW, I SURE AS SHIT-- 861 00:53:04,448 --> 00:53:06,248 I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M ON VACATION. 862 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:10,719 NOT WHEN I'M AROUND YOU AND THESE FEELINGS OF YOURS. 863 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:14,957 AND I COULD HAVE BEEN ON A VACATION. 864 00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:18,661 I COULD'VE BEEN ON A REAL VACATION ON A LAKE 865 00:53:18,663 --> 00:53:21,497 WITH MY FAMILY ON A FUCKING LAKE. 866 00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:26,202 AND FOR SOME--I DON'T KNOW WHY, THEY DIDN'T WANT ME THERE. 867 00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:30,306 NO, OLIVIA, PLEASE! DON'T TOUCH ME! 868 00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:37,279 YOU KNOW WHAT? 869 00:53:37,281 --> 00:53:38,914 I THINK IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WE'RE BEING EVICTED 870 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:41,483 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN LIVE WITH YOU ANYMORE. 871 00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:43,772 YOU GO FOR A SWIM? 872 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:46,608 I'D LIKE TO GO FOR A SWIM. 873 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:47,576 GO. 874 00:55:50,013 --> 00:55:51,814 IT'S TOO COLD. 875 00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:57,386 I WANT TO GO BACK TO NEW YORK TONIGHT. 876 00:55:57,388 --> 00:55:59,054 THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF TO DEAL WITH THERE. 877 00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:03,625 FLIGHT'S IN THE MORNING. 878 00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:06,495 I'M NOT COMFORTABLE STAYING AT YOUR AUNT KIMBERLY'S AGAIN. 879 00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:08,364 SHE'S MAKING US FOOD. 880 00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:10,432 I THOUGHT WE WERE ON A CLEANSE. 881 00:56:14,070 --> 00:56:15,537 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO. 882 00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,106 YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT ME? 883 00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:48,804 ALL RIGHT. I MIGHT. 884 00:56:48,806 --> 00:56:52,508 I MIGHT HAVE DONE IT ONCE. 885 00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:55,477 I MIGHT HAVE DONE IT ONCE. 886 00:56:58,848 --> 00:57:00,783 YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN. 887 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:03,552 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE EAT SO MUCH. 888 00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:07,523 I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING ONE OF THOSE PIE-EATING CONTESTS OR SOMETHING. 889 00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:09,591 THAT WOULD BE FUN. I'D DO ONE OF THOSE. 890 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,026 PROBABLY, I'D WIN IT. 891 00:57:11,028 --> 00:57:12,127 OH, YOU WOULD-- YOU WOULD NEVER WIN IT. 892 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,662 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LOOK IT UP 893 00:57:13,664 --> 00:57:15,063 AND THEN TELL ME WHAT KIND OF RECORDS THERE ARE. 894 00:57:15,065 --> 00:57:16,432 - OH, MY GOD. - AND I'M GONNA BEAT THEM. 895 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:19,501 HOW WOULD I KNOW IF I WIN IN A PIE... 896 00:57:19,503 --> 00:57:22,905 JUST LOOK IT UP ON YOUR PHONE AND TELL ME WHAT KIND OF LIKE... 897 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:23,906 - YOU'RE AFRAID. - PEOPLE TRAIN... 898 00:57:23,908 --> 00:57:25,507 DARE ME. 899 00:57:25,509 --> 00:57:28,744 ...FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO DO A PIE-EATING CONTEST. 900 00:57:28,746 --> 00:57:30,012 THEY DO? 901 00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:31,079 YES. 902 00:57:31,081 --> 00:57:32,915 WHY, DO THEY WIN A LOT OF MONEY? 903 00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:34,983 - I... - DO THEY? 904 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,452 I'M NOT PAYING YOU ANY MONEY, 905 00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:37,820 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE INSINUATING. 906 00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,221 WAIT A MINUTE. 907 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:40,722 HMM? 908 00:57:40,724 --> 00:57:41,957 HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY ME? 909 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,159 NOTHING. 910 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:46,929 I'LL PAY YOU ZERO MONEY. 911 00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:48,864 ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 912 00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:50,165 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS THE SITUATION. 913 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:53,535 IF I CAN EAT THIS WHOLE THING IN UNDER TEN... 914 00:57:53,537 --> 00:57:54,970 - YOU WILL NEVER... - SHH. 915 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:57,239 IF I CAN EAT THIS IN UNDER TEN SECONDS, 916 00:57:57,241 --> 00:57:59,007 WILL YOU GIVE ME $1,000? 917 00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:00,709 YOU'LL NEVER EAT THAT IN UNDER TEN SECONDS. 918 00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,478 WILL YOU? 919 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,647 WELL, OH, AND WHAT DO I GET WHEN YOU LOSE, I'M WONDERING? 920 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,216 I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF MY PIECES. 921 00:58:07,218 --> 00:58:08,784 OH, REALLY. 922 00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,086 THEY'RE SELLING FOR $1,000 THESE DAYS? 923 00:58:11,088 --> 00:58:12,955 THEY'RE GONNA SELL FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS. 924 00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:14,623 - UH-OH. - PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS. 925 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:17,025 TEN, NINE,--OKAY, BUT START AT TEN. 926 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:20,696 I'M DOING IT. TEN, NINE, EIGHT. 927 00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:24,566 OH, GOD, SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, 928 00:58:24,568 --> 00:58:26,969 FOUR, THREE, 929 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:31,707 TWO, ONE. 930 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:33,275 UGH. 931 00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:35,978 NOT EVEN CLOSE. 932 00:58:38,548 --> 00:58:41,683 UH, YOU WERE COUNTING FASTER THAN SECONDS. 933 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:47,155 YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY HOME. 934 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:48,257 ALL RIGHT. 935 00:58:48,259 --> 00:58:52,661 - THAT IS HALF. - OH, GOD. 936 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:57,065 AND IT'S WORTH 500. 937 00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:00,802 IT'S GONNA COST ME $500 TO GET MY LIVING ROOM CLEANED. 938 00:59:00,804 --> 00:59:04,773 GIVE ME--SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR FACE! 939 00:59:04,775 --> 00:59:07,809 GIVE ME 500 MORE 940 00:59:07,811 --> 00:59:12,014 AND I'M GONNA EAT ANYTHING ON THIS TABLE. 941 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:16,585 YOU TELL ME... 942 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:31,833 SO I TAKE IT YOU GIRLS NEED MONEY? 943 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:32,834 NO. 944 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:36,705 OH, COME ON. YOU CAN TELL ME. 945 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:39,841 I MEAN, I WOULDN'T TRUST THIS ONE WITH ANY MONEY. 946 00:59:41,277 --> 00:59:42,844 I SHOULD GET HER TO BED. 947 00:59:42,846 --> 00:59:44,580 OH, DON'T. 948 00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:46,348 LOOK. 949 00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:48,350 NO, LEAVE HER BE. 950 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,351 SHE'S FINE. 951 00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,753 LISTEN, LISTEN. 952 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:54,222 I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT. 953 00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:57,326 I USED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU 954 00:59:57,328 --> 01:00:02,164 UNTIL I FIGURED OUT WHO I REALLY WAS. 955 01:00:02,166 --> 01:00:05,667 OH, GOSH, THIS HEADACHE OF MINE. 956 01:00:05,669 --> 01:00:06,935 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 957 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:09,104 THIS WAS VERY NICE AND I--GOOD NIGHT. 958 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:11,840 AND THANK YOU. 959 01:01:07,764 --> 01:01:11,333 I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR HEAD. 960 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:15,437 OLIVIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT ON THE LAWN, YOU SILLY? 961 01:01:18,207 --> 01:01:22,110 DARLING OLIVIA. 962 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:25,781 YOU MUST WAKE UP FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 963 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:26,948 - OH, GOD. - OH! 964 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:33,155 OH, MY GOD. 965 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:35,090 JUST LIKE CHILDREN. 966 01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:37,325 OH, WE'RE SO FREE, FINALLY. 967 01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:39,761 FINALLY, DARLING, PLEASE. 968 01:01:39,763 --> 01:01:41,930 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 969 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,732 ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IT? 970 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:47,769 YOU'RE WONDERFUL, BUT I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH NICOLE. 971 01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:50,238 AND WE'RE VERY MUCH IN LOVE. 972 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,842 OLIVIA, I KNOW, ALL RIGHT? 973 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:55,911 I KNOW. 974 01:01:55,913 --> 01:02:00,916 I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WANT HER 975 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:04,820 AND SHE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 976 01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:06,755 YES, DARLING. 977 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,323 SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 978 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:12,360 SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE FELT SORRY FOR YOU. 979 01:02:12,362 --> 01:02:15,030 I'M SORRY, DARLING. I-- 980 01:02:20,136 --> 01:02:23,105 I'M SORRY. 981 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:25,741 YOU KNOW SHE HAD TO SAY THAT TO YOU. 982 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:28,243 - NO. - SHE WAS AFRAID. 983 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,046 SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW THE FAMILY WOULD TAKE IT. 984 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:34,316 BUT SHE AND I HAVE SOMETHING VERY BEAUTIFUL 985 01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:37,152 AND IT ONLY SHOWS IN A ONE-SIDED WAY WITH ME. 986 01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:41,089 BUT REALLY, A TWO-SIDED RELATIONSHIP. 987 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:43,825 I MEAN, WE ARE-- IT'S NOT ONE-SIDED. 988 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:45,360 IT'S TWO-SIDED AND SHE AND I 989 01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:49,231 ARE IN THIS CLOSED LOOP EMBRACE FOREVER. 990 01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:54,169 AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO HURT HER. 991 01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:56,404 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. 992 01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:04,513 OF COURSE, I DO. 993 01:03:04,515 --> 01:03:08,550 OLIVIA, I'M SO SORRY. 994 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:12,020 I NEVER WOULD'VE OPENED MYSELF TO YOU 995 01:03:12,022 --> 01:03:15,157 IN THIS WAY IF I'D KNOWN. 996 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:18,894 OLIVIA, GOODBYE, DARLING. 997 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,204 GOODBYE. 998 01:03:52,261 --> 01:03:54,029 WAKE UP! 999 01:03:54,031 --> 01:03:56,531 YOU MADE ME HAVE TO LIE TO YOUR AUNT KIMBERLY. 1000 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,167 PLEASE, WILL YOU GO GET ME A WATER? THE ROOM IS SPINNING. 1001 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:02,003 I NEED YOU TO HEAR ME. 1002 01:04:02,005 --> 01:04:04,506 YOU'RE TAKING ME TO THE AIRPORT IN A TAXI THAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 1003 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,408 WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME WATER? 1004 01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:09,845 DO YOU WANT WATER? HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME WATER. 1005 01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:11,246 - DO YOU WANT THIS? - YEAH. 1006 01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:12,581 DO YOU WANT THIS WATER? 1007 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:23,892 PACK YOUR SHIT. 1008 01:04:45,214 --> 01:04:46,915 HI. 1009 01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:50,518 REMEMBER ME? 1010 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:55,490 LAST TIME YOU SAW ME, I WAS A LICENSED CAR DRIVER. 1011 01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,459 I'M NOT ANYMORE. 1012 01:04:57,461 --> 01:04:59,094 IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING. 1013 01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:01,229 I'M SO SORRY. 1014 01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:04,900 I MEAN, I MUST'VE TERRIFIED YOU. 1015 01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:07,435 I WAS OUT OF MY MIND. 1016 01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:09,537 WANT A--A PIECE OF LICORICE? 1017 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,306 THAT'S OKAY. 1018 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:15,143 LICORICE? 1019 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,945 YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? 1020 01:05:16,947 --> 01:05:20,582 I--I THINK I TOOK ATIVAN AND LUNESTA WITH MAYBE 1021 01:05:20,584 --> 01:05:23,084 LIKE THREE AIRPLANE BOTTLES OF WHISKEY. 1022 01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:26,054 BUT I'M JUST--I'M-- I'M REALLY AFRAID TO FLY. 1023 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:27,355 YOU ALSO TOOK AN ADDERALL. 1024 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:30,392 YEAH, YEAH. SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO. 1025 01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:35,463 ADDERALL IS PRETTY CRAZY. 1026 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,332 IT'S CRAZY STUFF, RIGHT? 1027 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:39,000 YEAH. 1028 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,169 YEAH, I STARTED BOTTOMING OUT WHEN IT WEARS OFF. 1029 01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:43,171 WHENEVER I TAKE IT, LIKE, IT HELPS ME AT FIRST 1030 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:44,706 AND THEN I COMPLETELY UNRAVEL. 1031 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:47,375 I ALMOST PUNCHED A GIRL. 1032 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:49,277 YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN A LUNESTA. 1033 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:53,982 YEAH, IT REALLY CUTS DOWN ON THE URGE TO CLOCK PEOPLE. 1034 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:55,517 I WAS IN TOWN VISITING MY MOM. 1035 01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:58,086 YOU MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 1036 01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:00,388 I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM 1037 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,658 BEFORE YOU CAN STAND BACK UP. 1038 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:04,693 IF THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? 1039 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,194 YEAH. 1040 01:06:06,196 --> 01:06:08,430 AND MY MOM HAS REALLY HELPED ME TO HIT 1041 01:06:08,432 --> 01:06:10,732 ROCK BOTTOM THE LAST COUPLE DAYS. 1042 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:17,038 HOW WAS LA? WHAT'D YOU DO? 1043 01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,507 I BURIED MY CAT AT SEA. 1044 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:24,212 I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 1045 01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,214 THANK YOU. 1046 01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:29,417 LUCKY CAT TO HAVE SPENT ONE OF HIS NINE LIVES WITH YOU. 1047 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,784 DID WE FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR? 1048 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:04,686 I DON'T KNOW. 1049 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,024 BOB, THAT BETTER BE YOU IN THERE. 1050 01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:14,796 I THINK WE WERE ROBBED. 1051 01:07:14,798 --> 01:07:16,398 OH, MY GOD. 1052 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:21,102 IS THAT ELECTRICITY? 1053 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:34,582 OH, HEY, GUYS. 1054 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,586 IS THIS OUR STUFF? 1055 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,622 YOU DIDN'T GET MY MESSAGE, HUH? 1056 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:44,759 I CALLED YOU GUYS ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES AND TEXTED YOU. 1057 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:47,195 NO, WE DIDN'T GET ANY MESSAGES. 1058 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:49,564 OH, SHIT. 'CAUSE IF YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN MESSAGES, 1059 01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:51,800 YOU WOULD'VE KNOWN WHAT WAS, UH, GOING ON HERE. 1060 01:07:51,802 --> 01:07:53,768 WHAT IS GOING ON? 1061 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,104 UH, I FOUND SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING 1062 01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:59,641 TO PAY THREE TIMES WHAT YOU DO. 1063 01:07:59,643 --> 01:08:01,810 GOD, WE DIDN'T CHARGE THIS. 1064 01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:04,112 OH, MAN, SORRY. I WASN'T HERE. 1065 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:06,481 I GUESS THE, UH, MOVERS THOUGHT YOUR-- 1066 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,650 YOUR STUFF WAS GARBAGE OR SOMETHING. 1067 01:08:08,652 --> 01:08:10,318 I'M SORRY. 1068 01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:28,603 SHE'S LOSING IT. 1069 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,672 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 1070 01:08:30,674 --> 01:08:32,607 WELL, THE NEW TENANTS ARE NOT COMING TILL TUESDAY 1071 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:34,342 SO YOU HAVE TILL TUESDAY. 1072 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:35,844 - THAT'S TOMORROW. - UH-HUH. 1073 01:08:35,846 --> 01:08:37,278 AND YOU SAID WE HAD 28 DAYS. 1074 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,214 YEAH. LOOK, HONESTLY, 1075 01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:42,617 THEY'RE PAYING ME THREE TIMES WHAT YOU'RE PAYING. 1076 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,452 I MEAN, GIVE ME A BREAK, ALL RIGHT? 1077 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,554 I MEAN, I--I HAD TO... 1078 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:48,456 YOU CAN'T DO IT. IT'S ILLEGAL. 1079 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,259 WELL, UH, THIS IS AN ILLEGAL SUBLET, YOU KNOW. 1080 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:53,528 HEY, DON'T BREAK MY BALLS, OKAY. 1081 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:55,430 I NEED TO MAKE A PROFIT HERE. 1082 01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,699 HEY, IT'S BOB. CAN YOU PICK UP YOUR PHONE? 1083 01:08:57,701 --> 01:08:59,200 IT'S URGENT. 1084 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:01,503 GUESS WHO SHOULD BE BETTER CONNECTED? 1085 01:09:01,505 --> 01:09:03,404 NOT MY FAULT. 1086 01:09:03,406 --> 01:09:05,540 HI, OLIVIA. GREAT NEWS. 1087 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:07,575 WE LOVED THE LIFE INSURANCE COMMERCIAL. 1088 01:09:07,577 --> 01:09:09,878 IT'S GONNA SHOOT FOR ABOUT A WEEK IN OHIO 1089 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,479 SO WE HAVE TO ARRANGE YOUR FLIGHT. 1090 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,248 GIVE ME A CALL BACK. 1091 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,783 YOU JUST GOT A COMMERCIAL. 1092 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:18,186 IT'S A NATIONAL COMMERCIAL. 1093 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:20,421 UH-OH, UH-OH! 1094 01:09:20,423 --> 01:09:22,190 WHO'S AN ACTRESS? 1095 01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:23,625 WHO'S GOING TO OHIO? 1096 01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:25,426 WOW. TOLD YOU. 1097 01:09:25,428 --> 01:09:28,363 PLUG IN YOUR FUCKING PHONE! 1098 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:31,299 OHIO. 1099 01:09:33,402 --> 01:09:35,703 WOW. 1100 01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:38,673 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON. SHAKE IT OFF. 1101 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,675 BIG GIRL, COME ON. BIG GIRL. 1102 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,744 THERE YOU GO. 1103 01:09:42,746 --> 01:09:45,480 ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER OPENS, HUH? 1104 01:09:45,482 --> 01:09:47,615 HOW YOU DOING? 1105 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:49,851 HEY, YOU WANT TO CRASH ON MY COUCH? 1106 01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:52,453 YOU SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH. 1107 01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:55,290 ALL RIGHT. YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. 1108 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:57,325 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. 1109 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:59,661 WE'LL BOTH SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. 1110 01:11:17,873 --> 01:11:20,041 I'M SORRY. 1111 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,447 SO... 1112 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,384 I CAN, UH, START LOOKING FOR PLACES, 1113 01:11:29,386 --> 01:11:32,287 I GUESS, FOR WHEN YOU COME BACK. 1114 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:50,865 MEN AND LIONS, EAGLES AND PARTRIDGES. 1115 01:12:56,872 --> 01:13:01,676 ALL LIFE WILL END ITS ALLOTTED ROUND AND BE NO MORE. 1116 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:02,910 AND THEN THE FULL MOON WILL BE LEFT 1117 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,512 LIGHTING HER LAMP IN VAIN. 73513

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