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Welcome to tig's
musical story hour.
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My grandmother, Mildred,
up in Jackson
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owned a gift shop
that my brother and I
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spent all of our time in as
kids when we would visit her.
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She could never say no
to any of my requests
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for yet another
stuffed animal off her shelf,
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and my collection eventually
grew to somewhere between
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20 to 30 furry whales,
tigers, puppies,
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you name it.
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Once I was back home,
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I'd line the hallways
of our house
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with all of my
acquired little creatures,
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and pretend that they were
each patiently awaiting
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their reservation at the
world class restaurant
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that I owned and operated.
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To be fair, the restaurant,
we served mainly, um,
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nothing.
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I'd poke my head out of
my bedroom door,
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and call in parties of
two elephants,
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a multi-species
birthday party of six.
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Sometimes even a solo party
of one fuzzy armadillo
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would show up for a bite to eat.
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Whatever the assortment,
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some, if not most,
found themselves
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waiting up to four hours
just to be seated.
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It was, honestly, that good.
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No feet, no hands, no problem.
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I did not discriminate.
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Sadly,
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my establishment mysteriously
went out of business
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once I turned 11.
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My stepfather considered
my old pals a fire hazard,
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but my mother saved them
in an old trunk.
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If my story/dj career
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does not pan out,
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I can always just pull
the old stuffed animals out,
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and get the restaurant
started again.
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That is my story for this week.
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♪ ♪
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♪ jambalaya and a crawfish pie ♪
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♪ and a fillet gumbo ♪
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♪ 'cause tonight I'm gonna see ♪
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♪ ma Cher amio ♪
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♪ pick guitar,
fill a fruit jar ♪
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♪ and be gay-o ♪
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♪ son of a gun
we'll have big fun ♪
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♪ on the bayou ♪
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♪ son of a gun
we'll have big fun ♪
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♪ on the bayou ♪
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man:
Welcome to Los Angeles
international airport.
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All baggage claim carousels
are located on the lower...
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Man:
Last call, flight 4017
to New Orleans.
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Last call, flight 4017
to New Orleans.
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Tig, what the hell?
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Oh, my god, you look like shit.
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Thank you, Remy.
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- Oh, my god.
- I told you on the phone,
I'm just... I'm not...
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You told me you were sick.
You told me you're not
feeling well.
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I know, but i... i...
Well, yeah.
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Is this the...
The chemo?
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No, this is the
intestinal disease,
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the thing c. Diff.
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Like the runs?
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I mean, if you want to
dress it up.
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Announcer:
Welcome to New Orleans
international airport...
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How's mom?
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She's still on life support.
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We're gonna take her
off life support.
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That's why you came here.
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Thanks, bill.
And hello.
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Hello, tig.
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It's just not her.
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It most certainly is her, tig.
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Look at the ID on the bed.
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Bill, come on.
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I know it's her, I'm just...
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Never mind.
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So, the nurse is gonna
go ahead and disconnect
the respirator.
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Any questions?
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About death?
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About the process.
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Is she gonna die right away?
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Possibly.
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But it could take hours,
even days.
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Are we ready?
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Yeah, she wouldn't
want to be like this.
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- I agree.
- Yeah.
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Would you mind
stepping this way, please.
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Doctor:
I'm here if you need me.
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It's 4:30.
I have to go home,
feed the cat.
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Bonkers eats
at 5:00 sharp.
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Can't you call someone?
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Bonkers is a senior cat.
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She takes a precise portion.
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Uh, okay.
I'll drive ya.
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Tig, you'll stay here?
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Are you sure we don't
all three need to go home
and feed bonkers?
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Yeah, of course,
I'm gonna stay here.
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We'll be back.
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Man:
Steve to icu, please.
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Steve, icu.
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Did someone hit the call button?
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Yeah, I did, from in here.
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Ma'am, what can I help you with?
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My mother stops breathing
for, like, 10 seconds,
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and I keep thinking it's
gonna be her last breath.
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Is... is that gonna
happen soon?
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And this is your mother,
Caroline?
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Tig: Yeah.
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Having fun?
Time to get cleaned up.
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Woo!
Come here, baby.
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Come back here.
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Woo!
I'm gonna get you! Ha ha!
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You pushed the call button?
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Yeah, could you do
that thing again
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where you clear out
her throat or lungs
or something?
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She can't breathe.
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That's kind of the point, hon.
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I thought when somebody was
taken off life support
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that they just
went to sleep or, uh...
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Like a candle just went out.
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I... I feel like I'm just
sitting here listening
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to my mother drown.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did you need something?
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I think...
I think my mother...
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Yes.
I'm sorry, she's gone.
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What... what happens now?
Do I just leave?
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Do you just leave?
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No.
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You can't just
leave your mother.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't know.
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Oh, my gosh,
that'd be just
straight up nuts.
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Yeah.
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I'm realizing that now.
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Bye, Caroline.
Take care.
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- Bye.
- Thanks, everybody.
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Best wishes.
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- Thank you.
- Be good.
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- Woman: Bye, Caroline.
- Man: Love you.
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- Man: Bye, Caroline.
- Woman: It's been a pleasure.
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Pardon me?
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I said, what do I do now?
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Oh, honey, you can go on home.
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We'll take care of everything.
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- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm?
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I don't know how to leave.
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Oh, I'll take you.
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We're gonna go
right around the corner.
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- All right?
- Thank you.
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Hey, sugar,
did you have fun tonight?
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No. Not tonight.
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You died.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Hey, I'm real sorry that
we didn't make it back
last night.
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You know, bill and I,
from here on out,
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we can handle things.
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I mean, you...
You should probably just
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get some rest. I mean,
you still look pretty bad.
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You should probably just
take a nap or something.
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Thanks.
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Did mom pick these?
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Yeah.
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Couple of days ago.
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We should probably
toss them soon.
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Don't want bees in here.
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Maybe let a bee in
from time to time, bill.
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Bonkers. Move.
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Move, bonkers.
Move, kitty.
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Oh, it's Brooke.
Hold on a second.
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Hello?
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- How ya holdin' up?
- I don't know.
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Well, don't worry.
I'm here.
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I know you said
you didn't need me,
but I wanted to come.
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- Where are you?
- I'm at the airport.
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Everything at the
l'oreal party was set,
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so the other publicist
said I could go.
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-Wait, what?
- I think I did
a pretty good job,
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although, you just never know
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with these, like,
passive-aggressive
corporate types.
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Anyway, the good news is,
I'm free now.
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You're in New Orleans.
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Yeah. I'm just about to
get in a cab.
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Just... I'll come get you.
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I need, like, 12 beignets.
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There's been a death.
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This is mom's new car?
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Was.
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I think you should
take it back to Los Angeles.
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I could use the space.
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Jeez, pull it together.
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You don't want to be
too sentimental.
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What?
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What are you lookin' at?
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I'm sorry.
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I was looking at the results
of your procedure.
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You sure you can drive?
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No, I'm good.
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I'm great.
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Hey.
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How are you?
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Oh, I'm...
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What is it?
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I just, um...
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I didn't think you were
just gonna show up.
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Of course I'm gonna show up.
I'm your girlfriend.
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Are you not happy to see me?
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It's not that I'm
not happy to see you,
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it's just that
I'm just not happy.
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It's just so hard not knowing
where I stand with you.
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I'm sure that
can be devastating.
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- Come on, let's...
- Okay.
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I can't help with that,
by the way.
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Did you bring everything
from Los Angeles?
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I don't know how long
I'm gonna be here.
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Whose this car?
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Just a reminder,
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my stepfather bill
is not the warmest guy,
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so you'll find him
somewhere between
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room temperature and sleet.
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Well, he's probably
just in shock,
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or denial, like in
the keebler-Ross
stages of grief.
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Uh, kübler.
Keebler is the tiny elves
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that live in the
hollowed out tree,
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and they make the, uh, cookies.
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Regular size cookies.
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Right.
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So they were just watching TV,
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and she fell down
and hit her head?
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I can't imagine
what he's going through.
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They also make
the, uh, crackers.
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They make, uh...
Keebler makes crackers.
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- Okay.
- It's kübler,
not keebler.
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- Thank you.
- Hey, guys.
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So, uh, this is
my girlfriend Brooke.
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Hey, what's up?
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Those beignets?
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Awesome.
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Brooke.
Bill flannigan.
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Hi.
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- Ahh.
- Uh, just a second.
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I'm cataloging Caroline's
personal affects.
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Getting rid of all this stuff
is gonna be a big job,
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but I'm confident
we can pull this off
in a couple of days.
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A couple of days.
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Are...
You're kidding, right?
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Are you joking?
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Is that your first joke ever?
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Why would I be joking?
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I'm your stepfather,
so technically,
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we're not related anymore.
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Wait a minute.
You're not our daddy?
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Technically, we have
no legal connection
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now that your mother is gone.
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In her will,
she stated that
you and Remy
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would take possession
of all of her things.
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Her furniture is now yours.
259
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,470
I can't keep it in my home.
260
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:47,510
- Oh.
- That literally
makes no sense.
261
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:51,280
I'm not gonna sue you
for keeping mom's stuff
in the house.
262
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:56,380
I'm sick. I mean,
I can't move this.
263
00:16:56,410 --> 00:16:59,320
Can't we just be a family
for five minutes?
264
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,690
Not legally.
265
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,760
So, where am I gonna
put all this stuff?
266
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,200
They have storage facilities.
267
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,700
Have you guys talked to
a grief counselor?
268
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,070
'Cause I actually have
a friend in L.A.
269
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,270
Who's a death doula.
270
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:19,300
Bill, how does that grab ya?
271
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,220
Brooke.
272
00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:42,490
Here I come.
273
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,800
Where do you think
your boobs are?
274
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,580
What?
275
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:57,250
Like, where did
the doctors put 'em
when they took 'em off?
276
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,120
Did they just
throw 'em in a trashcan?
277
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:03,020
I hope so. Recycling
was out of the question.
278
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:05,550
Isn't it weird to
think about, though?
279
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:09,960
Picturing your tits
in a dumpster in some
back alley in Hollywood.
280
00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:13,660
Would you please stop
flirting with me right now?
281
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:15,960
When are you gonna let me see?
282
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,300
I haven't even looked down yet.
283
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,000
Come on.
It's no big deal.
284
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,400
I have seen some crazy shit.
285
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,370
Just let me look and
I'll tell you how bad it is.
286
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400
No.
287
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,380
Okay.
288
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,710
Well, you need to
get some sleep,
289
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,780
tomorrow is a big day.
290
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,080
Tomorrow's actually
a very small day
291
00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:35,650
because my mother's not in it.
292
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:40,720
Every day from now on
will be smaller.
293
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,960
The town's smaller.
I'm smaller.
294
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,260
Goodnight.
295
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,300
Bad night.
296
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:51,500
Bad night.
297
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,180
Remember all the
strawberries we used to pick
298
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,370
out on these tracks?
299
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,140
Yeah, that was safe.
300
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,520
You got your eulogy ready?
301
00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,690
No, I thought I'd
do something off the cuff.
302
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,190
Of course, I have it ready.
303
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,060
It's the last thing
I'll ever say to her.
304
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:54,930
Well, it's really not
the last thing you'll
say to her.
305
00:19:55,030 --> 00:19:57,600
Because she can't hear you.
306
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,430
Obviously.
307
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,740
The last thing you said to her
308
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,570
was probably something like
309
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,140
okay or... bye.
310
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,440
Thanks, bill.
Thanks for that.
311
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:11,280
Brooke: No, I know what
bill's trying to say.
312
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,350
Sometimes reality,
even when it's imperfect,
313
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:19,250
is more beautiful
than anything we could
ever imagine or write.
314
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:23,460
Do you really think
that's what bill was saying?
315
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:28,200
We ask that the lord Jesus
draw Caroline to his bosom,
316
00:20:28,230 --> 00:20:30,130
and to bless her and to keep her
317
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,070
for all eternity in paradise.
318
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,370
Tig.
319
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,520
I always thought I would
kind of know
320
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,390
what it would feel like
when she died.
321
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:59,260
Getting the call and...
322
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,760
What the funeral would be like.
323
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,330
I was way, way off.
324
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,910
My mother always encouraged
me to be true to myself.
325
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:20,320
If I ever had a problem with
anybody at school or in life,
326
00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:24,590
she would always tell me
to tell them to go to hell.
327
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:27,620
I wanted to
talk about that today.
328
00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:30,990
But then I was concerned
that maybe
329
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:34,930
it wouldn't be appropriate
330
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,130
in the presence of a priest.
331
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,640
And then, all I could hear
in my head was...
332
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:46,410
My mother telling me,
333
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,910
"well, sweetie, if the priest has
a problem with you saying that,
334
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,540
then he can
go to hell, too."
335
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,550
The last time I heard from her
was on my birthday.
336
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:08,230
It was last week,
and i... I missed her call,
337
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:12,370
and I haven't
been able to listen...
338
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:16,170
I haven't been able to
listen to the voicemail yet.
339
00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:20,410
Brooke: That's your
biological father, right?
340
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,340
Tig:
Yep, that's Mick.
341
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:24,680
He never got over mom.
342
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,050
And that's girlie, his wife,
343
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,020
and their son Dominic.
344
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:30,320
But they call him ding dong.
345
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,080
No, girlie...
Girlie calls him ding dong.
346
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,090
It's this whole thing
in the Philippines,
347
00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,620
call them doorbell nicknames.
348
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:36,990
Doorbell nicknames.
349
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:40,030
I can't believe
that's your father.
350
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:43,060
Well, I mean,
he pretty much took off
351
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,730
when we were still in diapers.
352
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,770
So he's kind of just a
guy we know at this point.
353
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,270
A guy with an unmarked Van
and a knife in his boot.
354
00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,300
And ding dong.
355
00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:57,410
- Tig.
- Hey.
356
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:01,110
You can keep your mother's
possessions in the house.
357
00:23:01,210 --> 00:23:03,590
For now.
358
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:08,820
So, you're not concerned that
I'll sue you over bonker's couch?
359
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:13,730
Okay, so I could
stay for a while.
360
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,130
Remy and I could
sort through everything,
361
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:20,570
divide it up and we could start
pricing storage units or...
362
00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,440
I feel like I need to be here.
363
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,380
I don't know why.
364
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:32,110
You're gonna stay at the house?
365
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:35,110
Sure, I mean, if...
If that's okay.
366
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:38,390
I know we're not
technically related anymore,
367
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:40,260
- but...
- Stay.
368
00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,320
As long as you need.
369
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,890
Thank you.
370
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,520
Go to hell!
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