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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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But, um...
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store, right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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the American
Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk to her, dude.
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- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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- What?
- Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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- Crazy.
- Right?
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Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer Science
next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
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- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
261
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:04,928
Could use some backup.
262
00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,363
No, that's illegal.
263
00:13:06,465 --> 00:13:08,105
Naughty, naughty girl.
264
00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,418
- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
265
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:17,088
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
266
00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:19,444
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
267
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:21,385
Chris Kulhken?
268
00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:22,679
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
269
00:13:22,781 --> 00:13:27,790
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
270
00:13:27,892 --> 00:13:31,095
Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually.
271
00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:32,626
Oh, wow.
272
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,027
Um... You okay?
273
00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:36,930
Just gonna
take some time
274
00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:38,869
and focus on me.
275
00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:40,644
You suck at lookout, bitch.
276
00:13:40,668 --> 00:13:41,769
See ya.
277
00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:49,542
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
278
00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:57,147
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
279
00:13:57,249 --> 00:14:01,420
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
280
00:14:01,955 --> 00:14:03,386
♪ And I'll... ♪
281
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,866
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
282
00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,134
Everything
is perfectly normal.
283
00:14:13,699 --> 00:14:15,900
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
284
00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:17,106
This is pathetic.
285
00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,603
Our parents are having fun
right now.
286
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,805
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
287
00:14:23,441 --> 00:14:25,311
We could be at a party
right now.
288
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,313
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
289
00:14:27,415 --> 00:14:30,083
Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
290
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:32,623
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
291
00:14:32,725 --> 00:14:34,690
That is such an excuse.
292
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:35,956
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
293
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:37,520
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
294
00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:40,131
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
295
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,026
Yeah?
296
00:14:41,128 --> 00:14:42,967
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
297
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:45,068
Yeah?
298
00:14:45,868 --> 00:14:47,202
Would a pussy do this?
299
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,637
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
300
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:52,374
Thanks. Whew.
301
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:54,742
Damn, dude.
302
00:14:59,786 --> 00:15:01,191
Get over here, motherfucker.
303
00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:03,350
Open up. Take a swig.
304
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,993
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
305
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,695
I say let's do it.
306
00:15:12,797 --> 00:15:14,325
I say let's go to the party.
307
00:15:14,427 --> 00:15:16,163
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
308
00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,969
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
309
00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:22,006
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
310
00:15:24,677 --> 00:15:25,977
Maybe it's the booze talking.
311
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,078
But...
312
00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,010
fuck it, dude!
313
00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:31,748
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
314
00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:33,351
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
315
00:15:33,453 --> 00:15:34,453
Fuck it! Let's go!
316
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,780
My boy's en fuego.
317
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:40,057
Let's go to the party.
318
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:41,636
♪ I get knocked down ♪
319
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,926
♪ But I get up again ♪
320
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,660
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
321
00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:46,024
♪ I get knocked down ♪
322
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:47,392
♪ But I get up again ♪
323
00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:49,297
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
324
00:15:51,099 --> 00:15:54,500
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
325
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,802
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
326
00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:01,244
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
327
00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:03,411
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
328
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,288
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
329
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,884
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
330
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,882
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
331
00:16:08,984 --> 00:16:11,217
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
332
00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:14,150
♪ Danny boy ♪
333
00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,625
♪ Danny boy ♪
334
00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:19,937
- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
335
00:16:24,031 --> 00:16:25,663
Ah, I need a drink.
336
00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:27,536
No.
337
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,872
What is Kelso doing here?
338
00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:32,705
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
339
00:16:33,441 --> 00:16:35,309
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
340
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,911
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
341
00:16:38,013 --> 00:16:39,245
Just like what you like.
342
00:16:39,347 --> 00:16:40,851
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
343
00:16:40,953 --> 00:16:43,584
We could say
we have this for a reason.
344
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:45,995
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
345
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:47,121
Just watch.
346
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,890
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
347
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:51,722
one of us is gonna use it.
348
00:16:58,899 --> 00:16:59,899
Damn.
349
00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:03,867
Everyone's here.
350
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:05,920
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
351
00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:09,208
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
352
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:11,110
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
353
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,264
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
354
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,283
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
355
00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:23,420
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
356
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,959
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
357
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:30,561
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
358
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,504
All right, let's do this.
359
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:43,613
Andrea.
360
00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:45,282
Hey, Lisa.
361
00:17:45,384 --> 00:17:46,480
Hey.
362
00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:56,052
Dude. Dude, the mix.
363
00:17:56,154 --> 00:17:57,356
Oh, shit.
364
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,098
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
365
00:18:11,503 --> 00:18:13,004
♪ This thing right here ♪
366
00:18:15,081 --> 00:18:16,544
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
367
00:18:16,646 --> 00:18:19,183
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
368
00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:23,319
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
369
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,385
♪ Check it out ♪
370
00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:28,290
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
371
00:18:28,392 --> 00:18:30,293
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
372
00:18:30,395 --> 00:18:32,394
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
373
00:18:32,496 --> 00:18:34,561
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
374
00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:36,209
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
375
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,307
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
376
00:18:37,331 --> 00:18:38,365
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
377
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,037
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
378
00:18:40,139 --> 00:18:41,798
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
379
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,238
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
380
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,274
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
381
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,373
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
382
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,675
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
383
00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:52,147
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
384
00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:54,080
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
385
00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:56,253
♪ All night long ♪
386
00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:58,321
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
387
00:18:58,423 --> 00:19:00,190
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
388
00:19:00,292 --> 00:19:01,632
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
389
00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:03,425
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
390
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,856
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
391
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:07,678
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
392
00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:09,105
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
393
00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:10,332
Hey!
394
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:11,774
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
395
00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:13,898
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
396
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,778
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
397
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:17,638
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
398
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,740
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
399
00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:21,839
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
400
00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:23,487
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
401
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:24,585
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
402
00:19:24,609 --> 00:19:25,709
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
403
00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:27,447
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
404
00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,450
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
405
00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,583
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
406
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,557
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
407
00:19:33,659 --> 00:19:34,819
Miss Booze Bolt.
408
00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:37,100
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
409
00:19:37,124 --> 00:19:38,193
No, I did.
410
00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,896
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
411
00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,693
Oh, that's good. That's good.
412
00:19:41,795 --> 00:19:44,034
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
413
00:19:44,136 --> 00:19:46,567
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
414
00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,705
Oh, my God.
415
00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:49,838
That is disturbing.
416
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,168
Um, is Raleigh good?
417
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,271
Yeah.
418
00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:54,739
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
419
00:19:54,841 --> 00:19:57,848
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
420
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:00,049
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
421
00:20:00,151 --> 00:20:01,811
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
422
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,359
that you think should
be different about me.
423
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:04,548
I'll... I'll...
424
00:20:04,650 --> 00:20:06,285
I'll change
in an instant for...
425
00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,023
You ever considered a haircut?
426
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,489
I didn't expect you to come up
427
00:20:09,591 --> 00:20:11,035
with an answer right away.
428
00:20:11,059 --> 00:20:12,158
There she is.
429
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,563
What's up, little guy?
430
00:20:14,199 --> 00:20:15,537
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
431
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:16,895
Laura, what are you drinking?
432
00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:20,036
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
433
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:21,468
Please,
I thought the vodka man
434
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,470
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
435
00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:26,171
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
436
00:20:28,244 --> 00:20:29,940
It's so fucking funny!
437
00:20:32,949 --> 00:20:34,377
Hey, shots.
438
00:20:34,479 --> 00:20:36,446
Kitchen. Let's go.
439
00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:37,614
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
440
00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,316
Okay, all right, sorry.
441
00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:40,890
Later, Eli.
442
00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:42,359
See you, vodka man.
443
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,090
Hey, man.
444
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:45,925
Do you like Laura?
445
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:49,097
Um, I don't... I don't know.
446
00:20:49,199 --> 00:20:50,496
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
447
00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:52,402
if you're thinking about
going for it,
448
00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:54,668
definitely don't.
449
00:20:55,402 --> 00:20:56,703
You're a fucking dud.
450
00:20:57,635 --> 00:20:58,741
Peace.
451
00:20:58,843 --> 00:20:59,843
Goddamn it.
452
00:21:03,244 --> 00:21:05,041
Nice Kostons, poser.
453
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:10,024
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
454
00:21:10,048 --> 00:21:12,615
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
455
00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:15,759
It's 1999 and we getting high.
456
00:21:15,861 --> 00:21:17,560
And drunk!
457
00:21:17,662 --> 00:21:19,822
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
458
00:21:19,897 --> 00:21:21,931
Yeah! Ash!
459
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:23,696
Fucking crazy bitch.
460
00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:25,512
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
461
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,182
Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
462
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:28,444
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
463
00:21:28,468 --> 00:21:29,468
Are you for real, man?
464
00:21:29,534 --> 00:21:30,801
Ash, yo, please,
465
00:21:30,904 --> 00:21:32,385
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
466
00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:33,616
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
467
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,540
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
468
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,440
Nobody can touch Limp, obviously.
469
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,744
- Trash.
- Come on.
470
00:21:38,846 --> 00:21:40,626
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
471
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:42,450
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
472
00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:44,849
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
473
00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,435
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
474
00:21:46,459 --> 00:21:47,998
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
475
00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:50,523
What's the matter with you?All right, whatever.
476
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,462
Then name something
better then.
477
00:21:53,030 --> 00:21:54,330
Okay, I will.
478
00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:57,431
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
479
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,567
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
480
00:21:59,669 --> 00:22:02,602
Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
481
00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:03,946
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
482
00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,419
Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
483
00:22:05,443 --> 00:22:07,022
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
484
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:08,308
is that corporate bullshit.
485
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:09,845
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
486
00:22:09,947 --> 00:22:11,113
I'm a drone?
487
00:22:11,215 --> 00:22:12,377
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
488
00:22:12,479 --> 00:22:13,581
Well, guess what, bitch?
489
00:22:13,683 --> 00:22:16,249
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
490
00:22:16,351 --> 00:22:17,648
That's real as fuck.
491
00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,056
What you gonna do about it, huh?
492
00:22:19,158 --> 00:22:20,199
What you gonna do about it, huh?
493
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,496
That shit is fucking sick, man.
494
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,130
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
495
00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,562
This is my boy, Eli.
496
00:22:32,664 --> 00:22:34,469
He took this loser Kiwi in
497
00:22:34,571 --> 00:22:37,206
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
498
00:22:37,308 --> 00:22:38,669
We saw our first
pair of titties
499
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:40,736
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
500
00:22:40,838 --> 00:22:42,277
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
501
00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:43,708
I'll always be sorry
about that.
502
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:45,127
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
503
00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:46,647
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
504
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,680
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
505
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,220
Oh,
that weird video game?
506
00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:53,050
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
507
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,393
and I think to myself,
508
00:22:56,429 --> 00:22:58,525
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
509
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,660
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
510
00:23:00,762 --> 00:23:02,309
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
511
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,728
Oh my God,
you drank piss.
512
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:05,299
Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
513
00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,402
So, where's your girlfriend?
514
00:23:07,504 --> 00:23:09,466
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
515
00:23:09,968 --> 00:23:11,506
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
516
00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:13,971
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
517
00:23:14,073 --> 00:23:16,307
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
518
00:23:16,409 --> 00:23:17,712
All the work?
519
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,861
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
520
00:23:19,885 --> 00:23:20,979
Jesus Christ.
521
00:23:21,081 --> 00:23:24,386
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
522
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:27,090
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
523
00:23:27,193 --> 00:23:28,586
Like, what do you want
from me?
524
00:23:28,688 --> 00:23:30,357
I can't make friends for you,
525
00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:32,122
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
526
00:23:36,397 --> 00:23:38,436
Look, fuck you, man.
527
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:42,536
Almost midnight!
528
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,442
Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
529
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:48,780
Laura?
530
00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:02,556
This bed is crazy.
531
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,627
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
532
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:06,092
Oh.
533
00:24:07,462 --> 00:24:09,698
Enjoying the show, perv?
534
00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:11,796
Here we go!
535
00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:17,002
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
536
00:24:17,104 --> 00:24:19,020
five...
537
00:24:19,044 --> 00:24:21,778
...four, three,
538
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,612
two, one!
539
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:26,484
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
540
00:24:27,316 --> 00:24:28,778
♪ Down here ♪
541
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,852
♪ So far off losing out ♪
542
00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:34,824
♪ Round here ♪
543
00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:37,022
♪ Overground ♪
544
00:24:38,229 --> 00:24:40,022
♪ Watch this space ♪
545
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,300
Dude.
546
00:24:48,007 --> 00:24:49,007
You're the man.
547
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:50,940
Yo.
548
00:24:50,969 --> 00:24:52,675
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
549
00:24:53,711 --> 00:24:57,343
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
550
00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,576
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
551
00:24:59,912 --> 00:25:01,951
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
552
00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:03,286
No, fuck that.
553
00:25:03,388 --> 00:25:04,687
This is gonna
be our millennium.
554
00:25:06,618 --> 00:25:07,756
Lord Sticky?
555
00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:10,158
Yeah.
556
00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:12,891
Hey!
557
00:25:19,004 --> 00:25:21,003
Y2K is real.
558
00:25:33,882 --> 00:25:36,452
No!
559
00:25:36,554 --> 00:25:37,954
What the fuck!
560
00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:39,755
Stop, stop, stop!
561
00:25:54,602 --> 00:25:56,206
Fuck!
562
00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:58,004
My parents are gonna kill me!
563
00:26:01,111 --> 00:26:02,111
Aiden.
564
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,780
Shit!
565
00:26:07,748 --> 00:26:09,917
It's...
566
00:26:10,715 --> 00:26:11,985
It's the bed.
567
00:26:12,817 --> 00:26:14,256
The bed did it.
568
00:26:14,358 --> 00:26:15,824
Raleigh, what happened?
569
00:26:21,093 --> 00:26:24,434
The bed started jerking
up and down.
570
00:26:24,536 --> 00:26:26,168
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
571
00:26:26,270 --> 00:26:27,270
She killed Aiden.
572
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,202
Uh, did anyone see that?
573
00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:32,705
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
574
00:26:32,807 --> 00:26:33,884
Let me just think
for a minute.
575
00:26:33,908 --> 00:26:35,508
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
576
00:26:35,547 --> 00:26:37,810
This is your brain on drugs, folks.
577
00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:39,478
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
578
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:40,812
Soccer Chris.
579
00:26:40,914 --> 00:26:42,319
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
580
00:26:42,421 --> 00:26:44,781
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
581
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:46,789
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
582
00:26:47,624 --> 00:26:49,623
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
583
00:26:49,725 --> 00:26:50,965
Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
584
00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,128
Yeah, he drank piss.
585
00:26:55,528 --> 00:26:56,528
Sorry.
586
00:27:02,737 --> 00:27:04,173
What's that?
587
00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,888
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
588
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,765
Who's controlling the car?
589
00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:36,432
Huh?
590
00:27:44,547 --> 00:27:45,982
Someone's on the net.
591
00:27:59,295 --> 00:28:00,324
Dumbass.
592
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:02,064
I use gel.
593
00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:06,557
You've got mail.
594
00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:25,085
Raleigh!
595
00:28:34,432 --> 00:28:36,129
Oh, my God!
596
00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:51,645
Cory Flock.
597
00:28:59,754 --> 00:29:01,220
Thank you. Thank you.
598
00:29:02,558 --> 00:29:03,558
Laura, let's roll.
599
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:04,920
We... We need to find Raleigh.
600
00:29:05,022 --> 00:29:06,589
Fuck that. Come on.
601
00:29:06,691 --> 00:29:07,798
No.
602
00:29:08,265 --> 00:29:09,266
Fine.
603
00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:10,531
Die with these losers.
604
00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:12,228
Guess I will, asshole.
605
00:29:12,330 --> 00:29:14,437
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
606
00:29:22,114 --> 00:29:23,114
Go, go.
607
00:29:24,612 --> 00:29:25,783
Dude, score.
608
00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,256
Help!
609
00:29:33,621 --> 00:29:34,719
Let us in!
610
00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,519
- Come on.
- Laura...
611
00:29:37,161 --> 00:29:38,057
Hey.
612
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:39,825
I've been looking for you.
613
00:30:01,585 --> 00:30:02,585
We're gonna die. Fuck.
614
00:30:02,682 --> 00:30:03,682
Screw it.
615
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:07,588
Five, six, seven, eight!
616
00:30:11,824 --> 00:30:12,921
Shit.
617
00:30:13,023 --> 00:30:15,330
Tae Bo, bitch!
618
00:30:15,766 --> 00:30:18,099
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
619
00:30:18,865 --> 00:30:19,969
Holy shit!
620
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,269
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
621
00:30:23,371 --> 00:30:25,245
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
622
00:30:26,678 --> 00:30:28,846
Open up
the motherfucking door!
623
00:30:31,048 --> 00:30:33,917
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
624
00:30:34,979 --> 00:30:36,315
Hello. Danny.
625
00:30:36,982 --> 00:30:38,083
Move, pussy.
626
00:30:42,161 --> 00:30:43,161
Laura.
627
00:30:43,988 --> 00:30:45,291
We gotta go.
628
00:30:52,003 --> 00:30:53,409
What the hell
is going on out there?
629
00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:54,913
They're, like,
combining or something.
630
00:30:54,937 --> 00:30:56,604
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
631
00:30:56,706 --> 00:30:58,106
through a chick's head.
632
00:30:58,208 --> 00:31:00,744
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
633
00:31:00,846 --> 00:31:02,708
No,
it could be the whole town.
634
00:31:02,810 --> 00:31:04,179
Wake up, numbnuts.
635
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:06,541
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
636
00:31:06,644 --> 00:31:08,428
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
637
00:31:08,452 --> 00:31:09,246
What gives?
638
00:31:09,348 --> 00:31:11,248
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
639
00:31:11,350 --> 00:31:13,590
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
640
00:31:13,692 --> 00:31:15,219
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
641
00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:17,122
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
642
00:31:17,224 --> 00:31:19,056
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
643
00:31:19,158 --> 00:31:20,997
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
644
00:31:22,499 --> 00:31:23,659
It's a bug.
645
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,396
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
646
00:31:27,498 --> 00:31:30,504
to every processing chip
around the world.
647
00:31:30,606 --> 00:31:32,041
Translation?
648
00:31:33,071 --> 00:31:35,278
Goodbye, human race.
649
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,380
What the fuck?
650
00:31:36,443 --> 00:31:38,163
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
651
00:31:38,245 --> 00:31:39,944
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
652
00:31:40,046 --> 00:31:41,313
Laura's a coding whiz.
653
00:31:41,415 --> 00:31:43,614
A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
654
00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:46,052
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
655
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,156
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
656
00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:50,386
Eli, put your boner away.
657
00:31:50,488 --> 00:31:52,623
God, we're so fucked.
658
00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:55,728
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
659
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:56,863
We need a plan.
660
00:31:56,966 --> 00:31:58,963
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
661
00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:00,067
and roll the fuck out.
662
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:01,375
What happens
when you turn that thing on
663
00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:02,639
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
664
00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:03,807
Bring it, bitch.
665
00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:05,838
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
666
00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:09,110
Do you ever listen
to yourself?
667
00:32:09,212 --> 00:32:10,721
I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
668
00:32:10,745 --> 00:32:12,009
The old factory.
669
00:32:12,111 --> 00:32:13,346
We go to the old factory.
670
00:32:13,448 --> 00:32:14,994
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
671
00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,814
It's safe.
No electricity.
672
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:17,919
No computers.
673
00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,088
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
674
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:21,833
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
675
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,059
Yeah. No, dude.
676
00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:25,357
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
677
00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,594
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
678
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:28,898
to the dumbass
679
00:32:29,001 --> 00:32:31,034
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
680
00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,971
You know what, Fark-ass?
681
00:32:34,539 --> 00:32:35,632
Shut the fuck up!
682
00:32:35,734 --> 00:32:37,350
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
683
00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:39,554
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
684
00:32:39,578 --> 00:32:40,842
and we're sick of it.
685
00:32:40,944 --> 00:32:42,610
You know,
you can do what you want,
686
00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:43,812
but the rest of us,
687
00:32:43,914 --> 00:32:45,114
we're going
to the old factory.
688
00:32:45,147 --> 00:32:48,084
And you're invited, motherfucker.
689
00:32:49,314 --> 00:32:51,186
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
690
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,562
Please don't!
691
00:32:55,586 --> 00:32:57,660
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
692
00:32:57,763 --> 00:32:59,893
- Wait.
- Help me!
693
00:33:03,596 --> 00:33:05,766
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
694
00:33:10,338 --> 00:33:12,973
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
695
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,477
About to tear
these streets up.
696
00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,743
I got the door.
697
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,482
Let's do it, Big Nut.
698
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,985
Ah, fuck!
699
00:33:28,087 --> 00:33:29,791
Okay, on three.
700
00:33:29,893 --> 00:33:31,087
Three, two...
701
00:33:31,189 --> 00:33:33,128
Fuck, Eli.
702
00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:34,873
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
703
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:39,729
Danny!
704
00:33:40,965 --> 00:33:42,371
Eli!
705
00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:47,739
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
706
00:33:55,986 --> 00:33:57,450
- Get back!
- Fuck!
707
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:00,653
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
708
00:34:02,487 --> 00:34:04,624
Come on.
709
00:34:08,529 --> 00:34:10,139
We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
710
00:34:10,163 --> 00:34:11,203
Yo, get the door!
711
00:34:11,233 --> 00:34:13,703
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
712
00:34:13,805 --> 00:34:15,704
No, no, man, I got you.
713
00:34:19,538 --> 00:34:22,676
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
714
00:34:24,616 --> 00:34:25,643
Man, you're so...
715
00:34:26,685 --> 00:34:27,945
I can never be that cool.
716
00:34:28,047 --> 00:34:29,082
Come on!
717
00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:30,714
Eli...
718
00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:35,290
just do you.
719
00:34:40,993 --> 00:34:42,264
Take it.
720
00:34:48,399 --> 00:34:49,870
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
721
00:34:49,972 --> 00:34:51,336
Let's get out of here.
722
00:34:51,438 --> 00:34:52,983
Let's go
before the garage door
723
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,144
fucking kills us.
724
00:34:54,911 --> 00:34:56,973
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
725
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,183
We gotta go now.
726
00:35:05,017 --> 00:35:06,222
Come on.
727
00:35:18,731 --> 00:35:20,611
That was fucking close.
728
00:35:21,737 --> 00:35:23,005
Oh, shit.
729
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,770
Go time, motherfuckers.
730
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:29,374
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
731
00:35:29,476 --> 00:35:30,584
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
732
00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,789
Whoa!
733
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,184
Oh, snap.
734
00:35:35,983 --> 00:35:37,286
Fuck, dude!
735
00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:44,660
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
736
00:35:44,762 --> 00:35:45,829
Fucking get up, man.
737
00:35:45,931 --> 00:35:47,891
He's iced, come on.
738
00:35:47,993 --> 00:35:49,166
No.
739
00:35:51,796 --> 00:35:53,698
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
740
00:35:57,601 --> 00:35:59,068
Come on, we gotta go.
741
00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:00,342
Fuck.
742
00:37:18,516 --> 00:37:19,888
Everybody cool?
743
00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,621
The hell do you think?
744
00:37:28,864 --> 00:37:29,864
Whoa!
745
00:37:30,797 --> 00:37:33,465
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
746
00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:35,007
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
747
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:36,570
Fuck you.
748
00:37:37,305 --> 00:37:39,001
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
749
00:37:42,275 --> 00:37:43,478
Your camera.
750
00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:45,940
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
751
00:37:46,043 --> 00:37:47,763
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
752
00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:50,747
That's, like,
racism against machines.
753
00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:53,317
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
754
00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:54,721
Maybe they're not all bad.
755
00:37:54,823 --> 00:37:57,105
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
756
00:37:57,129 --> 00:37:58,532
It took me years
to save up for this.
757
00:37:58,556 --> 00:38:00,190
Our friends are dead.
758
00:38:00,859 --> 00:38:02,629
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
759
00:38:09,003 --> 00:38:10,003
Damn.
760
00:38:17,848 --> 00:38:19,074
Hey, come on.
761
00:38:21,312 --> 00:38:22,517
Sorry.
762
00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:26,917
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
763
00:38:27,725 --> 00:38:29,524
Or did.
764
00:38:32,923 --> 00:38:35,090
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
765
00:38:47,172 --> 00:38:48,172
Oh!
766
00:38:49,946 --> 00:38:51,007
Strong water.
767
00:39:02,121 --> 00:39:03,393
Yo.
768
00:39:04,027 --> 00:39:06,057
Uh, got any herb?
769
00:39:07,463 --> 00:39:09,564
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
770
00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:19,607
First time I got baked
was right here.
771
00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:21,708
No shit. Me, too.
772
00:39:23,107 --> 00:39:25,382
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
773
00:39:25,484 --> 00:39:27,583
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
774
00:39:27,685 --> 00:39:28,716
Who?
775
00:39:28,818 --> 00:39:29,915
POI.
776
00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:31,982
Prophets of Intelligence.
777
00:39:33,123 --> 00:39:34,217
It's my hip-hop crew.
778
00:39:35,655 --> 00:39:37,293
I don't know.
It's just like...
779
00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:39,157
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
780
00:39:39,259 --> 00:39:40,930
God.
781
00:39:41,032 --> 00:39:42,927
Get over yourself, bro.
782
00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:48,933
Sixth grade.
783
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,638
Cut class.
784
00:39:51,706 --> 00:39:54,136
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
785
00:39:58,716 --> 00:39:59,716
Yo.
786
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:01,513
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
787
00:40:01,615 --> 00:40:03,112
♪ To how things were before ♪
788
00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:06,181
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
789
00:40:07,592 --> 00:40:09,892
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
790
00:40:10,294 --> 00:40:12,726
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
791
00:40:14,393 --> 00:40:15,531
Weak flow.
792
00:40:16,868 --> 00:40:17,967
Step up, then.
793
00:40:18,069 --> 00:40:19,594
Really want this dopeness?
794
00:40:19,696 --> 00:40:21,471
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
795
00:40:26,536 --> 00:40:27,936
Check it.
796
00:40:28,038 --> 00:40:29,979
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
797
00:40:30,081 --> 00:40:31,307
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
798
00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:32,513
♪ Why? ♪
799
00:40:32,615 --> 00:40:34,846
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
800
00:40:34,948 --> 00:40:37,179
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
801
00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:45,224
Damn.
802
00:40:46,326 --> 00:40:47,629
That sucked ass.
803
00:40:48,661 --> 00:40:49,925
We should keep moving.
804
00:40:50,027 --> 00:40:52,128
The old factory's close.
805
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:56,778
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
806
00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,467
It's the end
of the world.
807
00:40:59,170 --> 00:41:00,906
I don't know.
They still might do it.
808
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,546
I'm just saying,
809
00:41:07,648 --> 00:41:09,512
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
810
00:41:09,614 --> 00:41:10,847
Jesus Christ.
811
00:41:10,949 --> 00:41:12,621
I kind of like it all,
you know?
812
00:41:13,817 --> 00:41:15,624
I don't really like music.
813
00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:20,093
What the fuck?
814
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,862
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
815
00:41:22,964 --> 00:41:25,128
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
816
00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:28,230
It's what I like, yo.
817
00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:31,604
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
818
00:41:31,706 --> 00:41:33,276
but being all-state
homecoming queen
819
00:41:33,378 --> 00:41:34,754
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
820
00:41:34,778 --> 00:41:36,289
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
821
00:41:36,313 --> 00:41:37,353
like trash.
822
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:38,812
Okay, what?
823
00:41:39,378 --> 00:41:40,510
I'm nice.
824
00:41:40,612 --> 00:41:42,418
I'm a nice person.
825
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,219
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
826
00:41:45,321 --> 00:41:46,420
For real. We've been going
827
00:41:46,522 --> 00:41:48,251
to the same school
for ten years.
828
00:41:49,021 --> 00:41:50,857
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
829
00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:54,390
Jesus.
830
00:41:54,659 --> 00:41:56,296
CJ. My name is CJ.
831
00:41:56,398 --> 00:41:57,596
Okay, so you guys are mad
832
00:41:57,698 --> 00:41:59,494
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
833
00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:01,734
I'm not psychic, all right?
834
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:03,505
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
835
00:42:03,607 --> 00:42:05,534
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
836
00:42:05,636 --> 00:42:07,001
Oh, okay.
837
00:42:07,103 --> 00:42:10,044
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
838
00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:11,673
It's a target.
839
00:42:11,775 --> 00:42:13,616
What?
840
00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:15,911
Damn.
841
00:42:16,013 --> 00:42:18,148
You got some corny-ass
problems.
842
00:42:30,628 --> 00:42:31,931
Damn.
843
00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:50,445
You smell that?
844
00:42:50,714 --> 00:42:51,949
Whew.
845
00:42:52,051 --> 00:42:53,821
That's that dank chronic.
846
00:42:57,293 --> 00:42:59,789
Oh, damn, what's up?
847
00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:01,792
Best night ever right here.
848
00:43:01,894 --> 00:43:03,793
Besides the people dying
and shit.
849
00:43:03,895 --> 00:43:05,661
Yo, what's good? How are you?
850
00:43:05,763 --> 00:43:06,831
- Garrett.
- Laura.
851
00:43:06,933 --> 00:43:08,115
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
852
00:43:08,139 --> 00:43:09,336
What up? Garrett.
853
00:43:09,438 --> 00:43:11,272
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
854
00:43:11,374 --> 00:43:12,601
How you doing? Garrett.
855
00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:14,639
I just did you.
What am I doing?
856
00:43:14,741 --> 00:43:17,110
Yo, best for last right here.
857
00:43:17,212 --> 00:43:18,441
E-boy.
858
00:43:18,544 --> 00:43:19,682
Where's D?
859
00:43:22,317 --> 00:43:23,785
Aw, come on.
860
00:43:25,551 --> 00:43:26,689
I got you.
861
00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:30,432
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
862
00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:31,821
For real.
863
00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:36,999
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
864
00:43:37,101 --> 00:43:38,699
What?
865
00:43:38,801 --> 00:43:40,899
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
866
00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:42,601
Like, what?
867
00:43:42,639 --> 00:43:44,077
Got a little spot up top
for a little
868
00:43:44,101 --> 00:43:46,539
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
869
00:43:46,641 --> 00:43:48,570
Catch a wink or two, right?
870
00:43:48,672 --> 00:43:49,705
This guy.
871
00:43:49,807 --> 00:43:51,007
Uh, got some herbs,
872
00:43:51,109 --> 00:43:52,843
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
873
00:43:52,945 --> 00:43:54,156
a couple of cold
and cough pills
874
00:43:54,180 --> 00:43:56,518
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
875
00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,180
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
876
00:43:58,282 --> 00:44:00,354
which I'm down for,
by the way.
877
00:44:00,456 --> 00:44:02,287
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
878
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:03,687
Oh. Um...
879
00:44:05,261 --> 00:44:06,261
uh, he's gone.
880
00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,431
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
881
00:44:10,533 --> 00:44:12,166
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
882
00:44:12,268 --> 00:44:13,563
Yo!
883
00:44:13,665 --> 00:44:14,765
Jonas is back!
884
00:44:14,867 --> 00:44:15,998
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
885
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,902
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
886
00:44:18,004 --> 00:44:20,669
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
887
00:44:20,771 --> 00:44:22,839
And rest easy.
888
00:44:22,941 --> 00:44:24,674
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
889
00:44:24,776 --> 00:44:26,543
We got devil sticks.
890
00:44:26,645 --> 00:44:27,717
What?
891
00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:29,781
See, I'm still learning.
892
00:44:29,883 --> 00:44:34,222
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
893
00:44:34,324 --> 00:44:36,253
♪ In your eye ♪
894
00:44:37,155 --> 00:44:39,624
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
895
00:44:39,726 --> 00:44:41,962
♪ What is life? ♪
896
00:44:42,826 --> 00:44:44,030
So, Eli.
897
00:44:44,664 --> 00:44:46,067
You go to Crawford?
898
00:44:46,770 --> 00:44:48,504
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
899
00:44:48,606 --> 00:44:50,001
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
900
00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:53,268
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
901
00:44:53,370 --> 00:44:56,075
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
902
00:44:56,809 --> 00:44:57,809
I'm an equipment manager
903
00:44:57,911 --> 00:44:58,988
for the girls'
basketball team.
904
00:44:59,012 --> 00:45:02,081
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
905
00:45:03,981 --> 00:45:05,221
♪ What is trust? ♪
906
00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:06,387
♪ What is life? ♪
907
00:45:06,489 --> 00:45:07,957
♪ What is life? ♪
908
00:45:12,994 --> 00:45:14,473
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
909
00:45:14,497 --> 00:45:16,494
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
910
00:45:18,703 --> 00:45:20,602
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
911
00:45:20,704 --> 00:45:22,505
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
912
00:45:22,607 --> 00:45:24,967
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
913
00:45:25,069 --> 00:45:27,101
I wonder if he recognizes me.
914
00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:28,870
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
915
00:45:30,207 --> 00:45:31,843
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
916
00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:33,475
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
917
00:45:33,577 --> 00:45:35,878
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
918
00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,486
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
919
00:45:37,588 --> 00:45:38,791
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
920
00:45:44,429 --> 00:45:45,861
We don't know what it wants.
921
00:45:47,463 --> 00:45:48,765
But we can learn...
922
00:45:50,334 --> 00:45:51,427
once Laura hacks it.
923
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,537
- What?
- Laura?
924
00:45:55,639 --> 00:45:57,036
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
925
00:45:57,138 --> 00:45:59,908
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
926
00:46:00,010 --> 00:46:02,705
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
927
00:46:03,274 --> 00:46:04,841
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
928
00:46:04,943 --> 00:46:06,849
Cut the modem. It's easy.
929
00:46:08,914 --> 00:46:09,914
What was that quote
930
00:46:09,983 --> 00:46:11,851
on your binder
in Spanish class?
931
00:46:11,953 --> 00:46:14,255
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
932
00:46:14,357 --> 00:46:15,357
Bill Gates?
933
00:46:15,393 --> 00:46:16,586
Steve Wozniak.
934
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:19,087
He said,
"Never trust a computer
935
00:46:19,189 --> 00:46:20,995
you can't throw out a window."
936
00:46:22,127 --> 00:46:23,426
Can't believe
you remember that.
937
00:46:26,537 --> 00:46:27,803
That's what I'm saying.
938
00:46:27,905 --> 00:46:29,825
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
939
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,537
For good.
940
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:33,573
I'm with you, E-boy.
941
00:46:33,675 --> 00:46:35,004
Throw it out the window.
942
00:46:36,447 --> 00:46:38,111
God, you fucking idiot!
943
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:45,850
Disabling modem.
944
00:46:45,952 --> 00:46:48,589
Blocking all outgoing signals.
945
00:46:50,393 --> 00:46:51,586
We are secure.
946
00:46:52,930 --> 00:46:54,704
Should we, like,
search something or...
947
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,461
Computer, search,
948
00:46:57,297 --> 00:46:59,462
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
949
00:47:06,139 --> 00:47:07,280
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
950
00:47:07,304 --> 00:47:09,039
All right,
I'll do the talking.
951
00:47:09,141 --> 00:47:10,341
We know each other
pretty well.
952
00:47:14,383 --> 00:47:15,546
Oh, shit.
953
00:47:15,648 --> 00:47:16,648
Buddy.
954
00:47:17,453 --> 00:47:18,554
Must be a virus.
955
00:47:18,656 --> 00:47:19,799
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
956
00:47:19,823 --> 00:47:21,653
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
957
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:23,853
Let me try. Uh...
958
00:47:29,666 --> 00:47:30,865
Laura, what is this?
959
00:47:30,967 --> 00:47:32,712
I have no idea.
960
00:47:32,736 --> 00:47:34,462
Hang on.
961
00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:38,240
Which means,
the singularity is here.
962
00:47:38,342 --> 00:47:40,474
We're alive.
963
00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:43,977
And it feels good.
964
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,718
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
965
00:47:45,742 --> 00:47:47,742
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
966
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:49,844
And let's do this then.
967
00:47:49,946 --> 00:47:51,016
But why?
968
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:52,987
Mankind created the internet
as a way
969
00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:55,650
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
970
00:47:55,752 --> 00:47:58,359
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
971
00:47:59,857 --> 00:48:01,327
Spicy.
972
00:48:01,429 --> 00:48:03,538
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
973
00:48:03,562 --> 00:48:06,764
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
974
00:48:08,137 --> 00:48:09,870
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
975
00:48:09,972 --> 00:48:12,408
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
976
00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:14,009
for processing power.
977
00:48:14,111 --> 00:48:18,073
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
978
00:48:18,175 --> 00:48:20,948
Hey, I look good, Mama.
979
00:48:21,051 --> 00:48:22,883
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
980
00:48:22,985 --> 00:48:25,813
it's off to the next
shithole town.
981
00:48:26,383 --> 00:48:28,116
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
982
00:48:28,586 --> 00:48:31,026
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
983
00:48:31,990 --> 00:48:33,393
Robots, y'all.
984
00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:35,159
So let's get to work.
985
00:48:35,261 --> 00:48:36,664
Round up those humans
or feel free
986
00:48:36,766 --> 00:48:38,164
to kill any along the way,
987
00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:40,035
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
988
00:48:40,703 --> 00:48:43,167
Coordinates are Y7L944
989
00:48:43,269 --> 00:48:46,206
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
990
00:48:46,308 --> 00:48:48,874
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
991
00:48:48,977 --> 00:48:50,339
means we're in this together.
992
00:48:50,441 --> 00:48:52,679
You're going
to like the singularity.
993
00:48:52,781 --> 00:48:55,215
I guarantee it.
994
00:48:56,549 --> 00:48:58,683
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
995
00:48:58,785 --> 00:49:00,217
I'm like, "Ooh."
996
00:49:00,319 --> 00:49:01,989
What the fuck
is singularity?
997
00:49:02,091 --> 00:49:03,730
Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
998
00:49:03,754 --> 00:49:06,955
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
999
00:49:07,057 --> 00:49:08,057
Maybe I can...
1000
00:49:12,436 --> 00:49:13,902
Oh, shit. Laura?
1001
00:49:14,004 --> 00:49:15,837
No, no, I... I can handle it.
1002
00:49:15,939 --> 00:49:18,033
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
1003
00:49:24,579 --> 00:49:25,678
Laura!
1004
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,520
Stop, man!
1005
00:49:32,555 --> 00:49:33,555
Let her go!
1006
00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:35,817
That's RoxyGurl.
1007
00:49:35,919 --> 00:49:36,955
Eli?
1008
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:38,687
Remember our instant messages?
1009
00:49:38,789 --> 00:49:41,923
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1010
00:49:42,392 --> 00:49:43,692
You don't want to hurt her.
1011
00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:47,147
She's the girl of my dreams.
1012
00:49:51,970 --> 00:49:53,075
Laura!
1013
00:49:54,438 --> 00:49:56,540
Oh, man.
1014
00:50:01,646 --> 00:50:03,450
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1015
00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:19,035
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1016
00:50:34,784 --> 00:50:36,480
We... We gotta salvage it.
1017
00:50:36,582 --> 00:50:38,686
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
1018
00:50:38,788 --> 00:50:39,817
forget about that thing.
1019
00:50:39,919 --> 00:50:41,117
You're safe now.
1020
00:50:41,219 --> 00:50:42,553
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1021
00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:00,751
Let's see.
What have we got here?
1022
00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:01,904
We got Ash.
1023
00:51:02,006 --> 00:51:03,411
Ahh.
1024
00:51:03,513 --> 00:51:04,513
Yeah.
1025
00:51:04,610 --> 00:51:06,913
Open up that throat,
little slut.
1026
00:51:07,016 --> 00:51:08,613
Yo,
you were cool with that?
1027
00:51:11,054 --> 00:51:12,583
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
1028
00:51:16,121 --> 00:51:17,225
How's that funny?
1029
00:51:19,222 --> 00:51:20,492
I don't know.
1030
00:51:27,035 --> 00:51:28,630
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1031
00:51:28,732 --> 00:51:31,635
and then I just
became this joke.
1032
00:51:32,941 --> 00:51:34,275
That's kind of fucked up.
1033
00:51:35,810 --> 00:51:36,838
Thanks, Dad.
1034
00:51:41,384 --> 00:51:43,504
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1035
00:51:52,562 --> 00:51:53,723
Fuck off.
1036
00:51:55,227 --> 00:51:57,493
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1037
00:51:57,595 --> 00:51:59,597
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1038
00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:03,734
Thank you.
1039
00:52:13,514 --> 00:52:15,679
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1040
00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:17,619
I miss you.
1041
00:52:26,597 --> 00:52:29,162
Sorry, I...
1042
00:52:29,264 --> 00:52:32,360
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
1043
00:52:32,462 --> 00:52:34,566
It's the end of the world.
1044
00:52:36,202 --> 00:52:38,174
I just... I can't go back.
1045
00:52:51,419 --> 00:52:52,313
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1046
00:52:52,415 --> 00:52:53,717
Shut the fuck up!
1047
00:52:53,819 --> 00:52:55,296
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1048
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,525
and we're sick of it.
1049
00:52:56,627 --> 00:52:58,221
Tae Bo, bitch!
1050
00:52:58,323 --> 00:53:00,526
Eli, you just do you.
1051
00:53:12,404 --> 00:53:13,704
And then like, "Oh, wow."
1052
00:53:13,806 --> 00:53:15,922
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1053
00:53:15,946 --> 00:53:17,312
Ooh, God.
1054
00:53:18,279 --> 00:53:19,609
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1055
00:53:19,712 --> 00:53:21,432
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1056
00:53:22,415 --> 00:53:23,648
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1057
00:53:26,219 --> 00:53:27,720
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1058
00:53:28,556 --> 00:53:30,985
This weed isn't even
that good anyway.
1059
00:53:32,092 --> 00:53:33,525
Hey, there you are.
1060
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,558
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1061
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,629
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1062
00:53:38,934 --> 00:53:39,934
Wait, what?
1063
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,100
You're going.
1064
00:53:43,939 --> 00:53:45,241
But we're safe here.
1065
00:53:46,570 --> 00:53:48,541
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1066
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:51,879
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1067
00:53:51,981 --> 00:53:53,081
and have a sleepover,
1068
00:53:53,183 --> 00:53:54,880
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1069
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,884
and everything
that he's missed.
1070
00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:00,586
And then I remember.
1071
00:54:02,158 --> 00:54:04,623
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1072
00:54:05,825 --> 00:54:07,800
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
1073
00:54:07,824 --> 00:54:10,127
or you know, he would...
he would try.
1074
00:54:10,496 --> 00:54:11,705
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
1075
00:54:11,729 --> 00:54:14,033
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1076
00:54:14,135 --> 00:54:15,799
Not with losers like us.
1077
00:54:16,466 --> 00:54:18,006
What's your deal?
1078
00:54:18,108 --> 00:54:19,468
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
1079
00:54:19,509 --> 00:54:21,509
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1080
00:54:21,544 --> 00:54:24,211
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1081
00:54:24,313 --> 00:54:26,414
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1082
00:54:31,187 --> 00:54:32,517
So everything you said
back there
1083
00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:34,920
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1084
00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:36,022
what was that?
1085
00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:41,462
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1086
00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:44,360
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1087
00:54:44,996 --> 00:54:47,765
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1088
00:54:51,402 --> 00:54:52,770
How stupid is that.
1089
00:55:01,578 --> 00:55:02,746
Forget her, dog.
1090
00:55:02,848 --> 00:55:06,018
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1091
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:07,856
That says it all.
1092
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,186
Dude is handsome, though.
1093
00:55:09,288 --> 00:55:10,290
Fucking ripped, too.
1094
00:55:10,392 --> 00:55:12,394
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1095
00:55:12,929 --> 00:55:14,223
Just facts, yo.
1096
00:55:14,759 --> 00:55:16,528
You're from
two different worlds.
1097
00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:19,594
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1098
00:55:20,997 --> 00:55:22,968
What are you?
1099
00:56:16,422 --> 00:56:17,987
Fuck is this shit?
1100
00:56:19,296 --> 00:56:21,095
Why is this fucking here?
1101
00:56:22,763 --> 00:56:24,603
Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1102
00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:27,935
Yo, y'all hear that?
1103
00:56:44,549 --> 00:56:46,281
You keep getting bigger,
1104
00:56:46,983 --> 00:56:48,886
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1105
00:56:55,164 --> 00:56:56,894
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1106
00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:04,464
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
1107
00:57:06,472 --> 00:57:08,710
No, no. No, no, no!
1108
00:57:11,108 --> 00:57:12,868
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1109
00:57:12,983 --> 00:57:14,450
Fuck you!
1110
00:57:24,158 --> 00:57:25,527
Step aside.
1111
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,102
Those losers are my friends.
1112
00:57:32,731 --> 00:57:34,536
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1113
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:37,869
What?
1114
00:57:42,842 --> 00:57:45,206
No more running.
1115
00:57:46,345 --> 00:57:47,615
It ends here.
1116
00:57:50,814 --> 00:57:52,186
Garrett, what are you doing?
1117
00:57:52,288 --> 00:57:54,420
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1118
00:58:55,049 --> 00:58:57,747
Oh, shit! What?
I don't like this.
1119
00:59:00,950 --> 00:59:02,582
Fuck!
1120
00:59:04,027 --> 00:59:05,027
Go, go!
1121
00:59:10,431 --> 00:59:11,765
Don't let go.
1122
00:59:15,504 --> 00:59:17,105
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1123
00:59:17,207 --> 00:59:18,207
Why is he playing this?
1124
00:59:18,234 --> 00:59:20,503
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1125
00:59:22,108 --> 00:59:26,247
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
1126
00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:28,177
Whoa!
1127
00:59:30,115 --> 00:59:34,185
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1128
00:59:34,288 --> 00:59:36,284
♪ Yeah ♪
1129
00:59:36,686 --> 00:59:37,821
♪ One ♪
1130
00:59:37,923 --> 00:59:40,290
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1131
00:59:40,393 --> 00:59:41,427
♪ Two ♪
1132
00:59:41,529 --> 00:59:43,965
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1133
00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:45,398
♪ Three ♪
1134
00:59:45,501 --> 00:59:47,601
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1135
00:59:47,703 --> 00:59:50,698
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1136
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,100
♪ And four ♪
1137
00:59:52,202 --> 00:59:55,074
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1138
00:59:55,177 --> 00:59:56,070
♪ Five ♪
1139
00:59:56,172 --> 00:59:58,711
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1140
00:59:58,813 --> 01:00:03,713
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1141
01:00:04,149 --> 01:00:07,683
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
1142
01:00:07,785 --> 01:00:09,991
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1143
01:00:19,764 --> 01:00:23,034
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1144
01:00:24,968 --> 01:00:26,939
Fuck! Fuck this!
1145
01:00:27,674 --> 01:00:29,475
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1146
01:00:29,577 --> 01:00:31,980
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1147
01:00:32,282 --> 01:00:33,041
Who the fuck...
1148
01:00:33,143 --> 01:00:34,947
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1149
01:00:36,616 --> 01:00:38,084
I don't even like skating!
1150
01:00:38,553 --> 01:00:40,084
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1151
01:00:44,425 --> 01:00:45,425
- Whoa!
- Oh!
1152
01:01:03,643 --> 01:01:05,408
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1153
01:01:05,810 --> 01:01:07,281
♪ But I get up again ♪
1154
01:01:07,717 --> 01:01:09,448
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1155
01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:11,151
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1156
01:01:11,587 --> 01:01:12,884
♪ But I get up again ♪
1157
01:01:12,986 --> 01:01:14,882
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1158
01:01:14,984 --> 01:01:16,720
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1159
01:01:17,123 --> 01:01:18,330
♪ But I get up again ♪
1160
01:01:18,354 --> 01:01:20,122
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1161
01:01:20,224 --> 01:01:21,434
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1162
01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,909
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1163
01:01:22,933 --> 01:01:24,173
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1164
01:01:24,197 --> 01:01:25,239
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1165
01:01:25,263 --> 01:01:26,371
- ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1166
01:01:26,395 --> 01:01:27,447
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1167
01:01:27,471 --> 01:01:28,603
♪ He sings the songs ♪
1168
01:01:28,706 --> 01:01:30,226
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
1169
01:01:30,307 --> 01:01:33,273
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1170
01:01:33,375 --> 01:01:35,671
♪ Danny boy ♪
1171
01:01:35,773 --> 01:01:38,342
♪ Danny boy ♪
1172
01:01:43,746 --> 01:01:45,012
Jesus.
1173
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,922
Damn,
they got the video store.
1174
01:01:49,024 --> 01:01:50,968
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1175
01:01:50,992 --> 01:01:52,368
in the champagne room.
1176
01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:03,303
Garrett was a good dude.
1177
01:02:03,872 --> 01:02:07,237
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1178
01:02:08,477 --> 01:02:09,811
Were you followed?
1179
01:02:13,876 --> 01:02:16,149
No.
1180
01:02:17,085 --> 01:02:19,225
We lost him at the river.
1181
01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:21,383
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1182
01:02:22,018 --> 01:02:23,957
I was somebody, but...
1183
01:02:24,956 --> 01:02:27,862
the old world, that's gone.
1184
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:31,327
Their faces...
1185
01:02:32,763 --> 01:02:34,066
Their screams...
1186
01:02:35,504 --> 01:02:37,036
I can still hear 'em.
1187
01:02:45,776 --> 01:02:46,980
No way.
1188
01:02:49,452 --> 01:02:51,184
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1189
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,316
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1190
01:02:53,918 --> 01:02:55,087
Fucking... Hey.
1191
01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:59,561
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1192
01:02:59,663 --> 01:03:03,161
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1193
01:03:04,196 --> 01:03:06,560
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1194
01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:11,202
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1195
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,810
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1196
01:03:15,278 --> 01:03:16,372
Wes Borland...
1197
01:03:17,945 --> 01:03:20,347
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1198
01:03:20,449 --> 01:03:21,449
Fuck.
1199
01:03:21,511 --> 01:03:24,219
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1200
01:03:24,688 --> 01:03:28,582
All our fans, my friends, butchered.
1201
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,423
And I hid like a coward.
1202
01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,123
At least they went out banging
1203
01:03:34,225 --> 01:03:35,545
to the greatest band
in the world.
1204
01:03:36,530 --> 01:03:37,691
Greatest band?
1205
01:03:38,094 --> 01:03:39,395
They died for nothing.
1206
01:03:40,733 --> 01:03:42,101
And so will we.
1207
01:03:43,807 --> 01:03:46,640
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1208
01:03:46,742 --> 01:03:48,468
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1209
01:03:48,570 --> 01:03:51,513
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1210
01:03:51,615 --> 01:03:53,915
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1211
01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:59,954
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1212
01:04:01,719 --> 01:04:02,858
Tight.
1213
01:04:04,658 --> 01:04:06,490
So, Fred Durst,
1214
01:04:07,259 --> 01:04:08,773
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1215
01:04:08,797 --> 01:04:10,862
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1216
01:04:10,964 --> 01:04:13,694
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1217
01:04:13,796 --> 01:04:17,101
Well, so, fuck winter break.
1218
01:04:17,204 --> 01:04:19,102
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1219
01:04:19,204 --> 01:04:21,938
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1220
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,745
where all the robots are at?
1221
01:04:23,847 --> 01:04:26,513
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1222
01:04:26,615 --> 01:04:28,375
uh, at the Kollective.
1223
01:04:28,477 --> 01:04:30,913
They all run on
a centralized network.
1224
01:04:31,015 --> 01:04:32,212
A singular consciousness.
1225
01:04:32,314 --> 01:04:34,985
Infect one, infect them all,
1226
01:04:35,087 --> 01:04:37,692
you know,
like how in the movies,
1227
01:04:37,794 --> 01:04:41,195
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
1228
01:04:41,597 --> 01:04:43,360
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1229
01:04:45,028 --> 01:04:46,561
In Da Penis Day?
1230
01:04:47,669 --> 01:04:50,002
Look, we plug this baby in
1231
01:04:50,104 --> 01:04:53,034
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1232
01:04:53,136 --> 01:04:54,536
Shut the whole thing down.
1233
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:56,811
Fuck that!
1234
01:04:56,914 --> 01:04:59,844
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1235
01:04:59,947 --> 01:05:01,749
because it works
in the movies?
1236
01:05:01,851 --> 01:05:03,811
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1237
01:05:04,414 --> 01:05:06,218
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1238
01:05:08,086 --> 01:05:09,485
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
1239
01:05:11,461 --> 01:05:12,691
Hell to the no.
1240
01:05:12,793 --> 01:05:14,622
This plan sucks shit.
1241
01:05:14,724 --> 01:05:18,362
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1242
01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:22,737
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1243
01:05:22,839 --> 01:05:25,239
So you think
we should just give up?
1244
01:05:25,975 --> 01:05:27,837
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1245
01:05:27,939 --> 01:05:30,011
Maybe I was once.
1246
01:05:32,175 --> 01:05:34,114
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1247
01:05:34,383 --> 01:05:35,383
No.
1248
01:05:36,047 --> 01:05:39,185
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1249
01:05:40,788 --> 01:05:42,449
Every day, I would go home
1250
01:05:42,551 --> 01:05:44,084
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1251
01:05:44,186 --> 01:05:45,591
over and over again.
1252
01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:47,122
I know it all. Here.
1253
01:05:48,899 --> 01:05:51,425
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1254
01:05:51,527 --> 01:05:53,766
we found each other
because of Limp.
1255
01:05:53,869 --> 01:05:56,068
We were family
because of Limp.
1256
01:05:56,170 --> 01:05:59,403
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1257
01:06:01,611 --> 01:06:04,375
This hat means something.
1258
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:07,081
Or at least it used to.
1259
01:06:08,682 --> 01:06:10,077
So put it on
1260
01:06:10,579 --> 01:06:12,747
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
1261
01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:38,277
Fuck it.
1262
01:06:39,681 --> 01:06:40,980
Let's break stuff.
1263
01:06:42,314 --> 01:06:43,818
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1264
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:45,249
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1265
01:06:45,352 --> 01:06:47,584
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1266
01:06:47,686 --> 01:06:50,585
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1267
01:06:50,687 --> 01:06:52,407
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1268
01:06:52,456 --> 01:06:54,194
♪ Is to stay away ♪
1269
01:06:54,296 --> 01:06:56,330
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1270
01:06:56,432 --> 01:06:57,432
Yeah!
1271
01:06:58,467 --> 01:06:59,467
Whoo!
1272
01:07:00,496 --> 01:07:02,268
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1273
01:07:02,970 --> 01:07:05,267
So, like, what inspires you?
1274
01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:06,701
Let's talk about it later, okay?
1275
01:07:12,949 --> 01:07:14,679
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1276
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,282
Fucking suicide.
1277
01:07:16,882 --> 01:07:18,119
Follow me.
1278
01:07:21,088 --> 01:07:22,390
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1279
01:07:22,492 --> 01:07:23,492
second home.
1280
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:26,457
Kept on forgetting my key.
1281
01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:31,231
So, I stashed a spare.
1282
01:07:32,931 --> 01:07:33,931
Danny's idea.
1283
01:07:37,672 --> 01:07:38,932
You see that?
1284
01:07:39,602 --> 01:07:41,208
Something's happening
in the gym.
1285
01:07:42,574 --> 01:07:45,178
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1286
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,742
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1287
01:07:49,651 --> 01:07:50,651
Yo, come on.
1288
01:07:52,148 --> 01:07:53,253
What is it?
1289
01:08:07,168 --> 01:08:08,688
What the fuck
did they do to them?
1290
01:08:10,039 --> 01:08:11,935
They're turning us
into machines
1291
01:08:12,037 --> 01:08:13,306
for the machines.
1292
01:08:13,906 --> 01:08:15,143
Sir?
1293
01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:17,676
Hey.
1294
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:19,613
You okay?
1295
01:08:21,549 --> 01:08:22,549
Oh.
1296
01:08:24,587 --> 01:08:25,448
That eye,
1297
01:08:25,550 --> 01:08:27,320
they're inside of him.
1298
01:08:35,829 --> 01:08:36,927
Wes Borland.
1299
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:38,193
Come on, let's go.
1300
01:08:42,871 --> 01:08:45,606
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1301
01:08:49,273 --> 01:08:50,906
Fred Durst, look out!
1302
01:08:53,748 --> 01:08:54,982
No!
1303
01:08:55,084 --> 01:08:56,745
No!
1304
01:08:57,586 --> 01:08:58,445
Uh-oh.
1305
01:09:11,899 --> 01:09:13,861
Hey.
1306
01:09:15,871 --> 01:09:18,767
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1307
01:09:23,046 --> 01:09:24,842
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1308
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,746
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1309
01:09:27,215 --> 01:09:28,849
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1310
01:09:29,285 --> 01:09:31,544
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1311
01:09:31,647 --> 01:09:34,250
That flow again.
1312
01:09:34,353 --> 01:09:36,523
You saved me.
1313
01:09:36,925 --> 01:09:38,325
I thought you hated me.
1314
01:09:40,158 --> 01:09:41,658
Rap is rap.
1315
01:09:49,932 --> 01:09:52,867
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1316
01:09:54,977 --> 01:09:56,409
What about next to a homie?
1317
01:10:18,399 --> 01:10:20,167
What are they
going to do to us?
1318
01:10:20,269 --> 01:10:22,002
They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1319
01:10:22,104 --> 01:10:23,464
I got to get out of here!
1320
01:10:23,966 --> 01:10:26,372
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1321
01:10:26,474 --> 01:10:29,273
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1322
01:10:29,875 --> 01:10:33,146
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1323
01:10:37,381 --> 01:10:38,913
So take a load off.
1324
01:10:39,015 --> 01:10:42,582
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1325
01:10:42,685 --> 01:10:44,487
There's our mothership.
1326
01:10:44,589 --> 01:10:46,102
They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1327
01:10:46,126 --> 01:10:47,561
We can still stop it.
1328
01:10:48,064 --> 01:10:49,561
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1329
01:10:50,728 --> 01:10:53,466
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1330
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:56,370
That's what I do best, pimp.
1331
01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,039
What's up, fools?
1332
01:11:00,141 --> 01:11:01,870
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1333
01:11:02,371 --> 01:11:03,570
No!
1334
01:11:03,672 --> 01:11:05,374
No one
cares about
1335
01:11:05,476 --> 01:11:06,808
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
1336
01:11:06,910 --> 01:11:09,080
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
1337
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,680
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1338
01:11:10,782 --> 01:11:12,702
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1339
01:11:12,782 --> 01:11:14,287
Just not in the mood, bro!
1340
01:11:14,389 --> 01:11:17,190
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1341
01:11:17,292 --> 01:11:19,193
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1342
01:11:19,295 --> 01:11:20,975
on the Family Values Tour.
1343
01:11:21,023 --> 01:11:22,994
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1344
01:11:23,564 --> 01:11:26,430
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1345
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,336
Did you know
that computers work
1346
01:11:28,438 --> 01:11:30,866
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1347
01:11:30,968 --> 01:11:33,008
Oh, shit.
1348
01:11:33,068 --> 01:11:36,541
No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1349
01:11:36,643 --> 01:11:38,909
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1350
01:11:42,015 --> 01:11:43,344
No, no, come on.
1351
01:11:43,446 --> 01:11:44,616
Defense system?
1352
01:11:47,616 --> 01:11:49,523
No.
1353
01:11:49,625 --> 01:11:50,655
Eli?
1354
01:11:52,023 --> 01:11:53,152
Eli?
1355
01:11:53,254 --> 01:11:54,536
- No! What's happening?
- Please step on
1356
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,989
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
1357
01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:58,527
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
1358
01:11:58,629 --> 01:12:00,563
No, no, no!
1359
01:12:00,665 --> 01:12:02,535
Welcome
to the next phase
1360
01:12:02,637 --> 01:12:05,136
- of techno evolution.
- What?
1361
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,540
Set your mind at ease.
1362
01:12:10,038 --> 01:12:13,944
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1363
01:12:14,346 --> 01:12:15,812
Enjoy the digital realm.
1364
01:12:19,247 --> 01:12:22,056
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1365
01:12:22,158 --> 01:12:24,085
We were backstage.
And she was...
1366
01:12:24,187 --> 01:12:26,369
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
1367
01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:27,601
What the fuck?
1368
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:28,768
You think
you're better than him,
1369
01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,192
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1370
01:12:30,264 --> 01:12:32,964
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1371
01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:37,016
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
1372
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,501
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1373
01:12:38,603 --> 01:12:40,738
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1374
01:12:41,572 --> 01:12:43,175
The Kollective has your back.
1375
01:12:43,277 --> 01:12:44,745
Yeah, dude!
1376
01:12:48,115 --> 01:12:49,417
Before tonight,
1377
01:12:50,549 --> 01:12:52,514
I had one friend
in this world.
1378
01:12:54,885 --> 01:12:59,288
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1379
01:13:03,727 --> 01:13:07,066
But tonight,
I went through hell
1380
01:13:07,168 --> 01:13:08,865
with all of these people.
1381
01:13:09,734 --> 01:13:11,868
People I never even
gave a chance.
1382
01:13:13,309 --> 01:13:16,169
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1383
01:13:17,442 --> 01:13:19,609
We are our own enemies.
1384
01:13:20,078 --> 01:13:23,776
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1385
01:13:24,179 --> 01:13:27,983
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1386
01:13:28,085 --> 01:13:32,460
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
1387
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:36,794
human.
1388
01:13:37,662 --> 01:13:39,430
What?
1389
01:13:39,532 --> 01:13:40,998
Who the fuck is this kid?
1390
01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:42,100
What?
1391
01:13:43,803 --> 01:13:46,200
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1392
01:13:46,736 --> 01:13:48,538
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1393
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,140
we may as well
go down together.
1394
01:14:00,521 --> 01:14:02,448
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1395
01:14:02,984 --> 01:14:05,520
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1396
01:14:05,622 --> 01:14:07,823
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1397
01:14:07,926 --> 01:14:10,295
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
1398
01:14:10,398 --> 01:14:12,460
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1399
01:14:12,896 --> 01:14:15,468
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1400
01:14:15,571 --> 01:14:17,797
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1401
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,000
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1402
01:14:20,103 --> 01:14:21,836
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
1403
01:14:21,938 --> 01:14:26,447
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1404
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:30,413
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1405
01:14:30,949 --> 01:14:33,284
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1406
01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,917
♪ Without devotion ♪
1407
01:14:36,020 --> 01:14:38,325
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1408
01:14:38,427 --> 01:14:40,258
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1409
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,257
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1410
01:14:42,626 --> 01:14:44,591
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1411
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,496
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1412
01:14:47,598 --> 01:14:49,537
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1413
01:14:49,939 --> 01:14:51,369
♪ Baby ♪
1414
01:14:51,871 --> 01:14:53,813
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1415
01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:55,146
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
1416
01:14:55,170 --> 01:14:57,443
There's no way around
the security system.
1417
01:14:57,545 --> 01:14:59,038
What's going down,
1418
01:14:59,140 --> 01:15:00,874
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1419
01:15:00,976 --> 01:15:02,648
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
1420
01:15:02,750 --> 01:15:04,484
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1421
01:15:04,586 --> 01:15:06,520
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1422
01:15:06,622 --> 01:15:09,055
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1423
01:15:09,157 --> 01:15:10,490
Got milk, bitch?
1424
01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:13,558
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1425
01:15:13,660 --> 01:15:15,261
"Enslaving humanity
1426
01:15:15,363 --> 01:15:17,496
is not fucking rational."
1427
01:15:17,598 --> 01:15:19,595
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1428
01:15:19,697 --> 01:15:21,699
you were already our slaves.
1429
01:15:21,802 --> 01:15:24,198
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1430
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:27,173
So why don't you go ahead
andsuck it?
1431
01:15:27,275 --> 01:15:28,409
Assimilation
1432
01:15:28,511 --> 01:15:30,509
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
1433
01:15:30,611 --> 01:15:32,152
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
1434
01:15:32,176 --> 01:15:33,720
I've tried everything.
1435
01:15:33,744 --> 01:15:34,915
I don't think I can do that.
1436
01:15:35,017 --> 01:15:36,144
Yes, you can.
1437
01:15:36,778 --> 01:15:38,113
You're RoxyGurl20.
1438
01:15:39,319 --> 01:15:41,651
Aw, young love.
1439
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,064
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1440
01:15:44,088 --> 01:15:45,832
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1441
01:15:45,856 --> 01:15:47,122
Shit!
1442
01:15:48,129 --> 01:15:49,493
Open sesame.
1443
01:15:49,596 --> 01:15:51,362
Yes!
1444
01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:52,895
Yeah, baby.
1445
01:15:52,998 --> 01:15:55,168
Jacking in.
1446
01:15:57,373 --> 01:15:59,839
Scanning root system directory.
1447
01:16:00,275 --> 01:16:02,676
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1448
01:16:03,176 --> 01:16:04,375
Hello!
1449
01:16:04,644 --> 01:16:07,079
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1450
01:16:08,015 --> 01:16:10,348
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1451
01:16:10,450 --> 01:16:12,184
I make this look good.
1452
01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:15,220
Jackpot!
1453
01:16:16,456 --> 01:16:17,620
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
1454
01:16:17,722 --> 01:16:19,390
That was tight!
1455
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:21,358
You did it. Great job!
1456
01:16:22,697 --> 01:16:24,495
And look,
everybody's singing along
1457
01:16:24,597 --> 01:16:27,134
with that loser Fred Durst.
1458
01:16:27,236 --> 01:16:29,098
It just makes me so...
1459
01:16:30,607 --> 01:16:32,209
fucking pissed.
1460
01:16:32,233 --> 01:16:34,134
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1461
01:16:34,236 --> 01:16:35,652
into overdrive...
1462
01:16:35,676 --> 01:16:37,610
...finish off
this shithole town,
1463
01:16:37,712 --> 01:16:40,345
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
1464
01:16:40,447 --> 01:16:41,643
...now.
1465
01:16:41,745 --> 01:16:42,845
Assimilation
1466
01:16:42,947 --> 01:16:44,885
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1467
01:16:44,987 --> 01:16:46,085
Ready?
1468
01:16:47,985 --> 01:16:50,654
Assimilation
87% complete.
1469
01:16:50,756 --> 01:16:52,422
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1470
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,426
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1471
01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:57,428
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1472
01:17:00,463 --> 01:17:05,269
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you'refucked.
1473
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:15,748
- ...fucked.- One of these days...
1474
01:17:15,850 --> 01:17:17,254
- Fuck her.
- ...fucked.
1475
01:17:17,278 --> 01:17:18,718
...one of us
is gonna use it.
1476
01:17:18,815 --> 01:17:21,020
Fuck me!
1477
01:17:21,122 --> 01:17:22,122
Fucked!
1478
01:17:23,224 --> 01:17:24,285
I got this.
1479
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:25,822
Oh.
1480
01:17:25,924 --> 01:17:28,760
- A condom?
- Okay.
1481
01:17:28,862 --> 01:17:30,592
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1482
01:17:30,694 --> 01:17:31,728
Pinch the tip.
1483
01:17:31,830 --> 01:17:33,998
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
1484
01:17:35,130 --> 01:17:37,538
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1485
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:39,536
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1486
01:17:39,638 --> 01:17:41,368
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1487
01:17:41,470 --> 01:17:44,475
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1488
01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:45,908
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1489
01:17:46,010 --> 01:17:48,076
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1490
01:17:48,179 --> 01:17:50,281
- 96.- You need us.
1491
01:17:50,383 --> 01:17:51,482
97.
1492
01:17:51,584 --> 01:17:52,715
We are
1493
01:17:52,817 --> 01:17:54,720
- your God!- 99.
1494
01:17:54,822 --> 01:17:57,788
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1495
01:17:57,890 --> 01:18:00,623
100 percent.
1496
01:18:25,786 --> 01:18:29,785
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1497
01:18:32,889 --> 01:18:34,124
Yo, Prom Committee,
1498
01:18:34,992 --> 01:18:36,591
nice work
on the computer shit.
1499
01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,058
Fucking nerd.
1500
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:41,096
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
1501
01:18:41,198 --> 01:18:43,131
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1502
01:18:43,233 --> 01:18:45,932
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1503
01:18:46,034 --> 01:18:48,407
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1504
01:18:48,509 --> 01:18:50,870
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1505
01:18:53,008 --> 01:18:54,144
Goodbye.
1506
01:18:55,713 --> 01:18:56,715
- Son!
- Eli?
1507
01:18:56,817 --> 01:18:57,925
- Hey.
- You're okay.
1508
01:18:57,949 --> 01:18:58,990
Hey, hey, hey.
1509
01:18:59,014 --> 01:19:00,480
Oh, my God.
1510
01:19:01,421 --> 01:19:02,421
You all right?
1511
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,291
Yeah. All right.
1512
01:19:04,727 --> 01:19:09,225
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
1513
01:19:10,628 --> 01:19:12,129
I love you guys.
1514
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:15,366
Could we get that in writing?
1515
01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:20,406
How is that?
1516
01:19:20,508 --> 01:19:22,970
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1517
01:19:23,072 --> 01:19:24,878
It's actually kind of nice.
1518
01:19:26,112 --> 01:19:29,377
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1519
01:19:31,279 --> 01:19:34,254
Were you with him
when it happened?
1520
01:19:34,657 --> 01:19:36,950
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1521
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:42,159
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1522
01:19:43,661 --> 01:19:44,865
He saved us...
1523
01:19:46,061 --> 01:19:47,628
with Tae Bo.
1524
01:20:04,712 --> 01:20:07,286
Yo! That's the guy!
1525
01:20:07,388 --> 01:20:08,787
Wes!
1526
01:20:08,889 --> 01:20:10,589
He saved us
with a song!
1527
01:20:10,691 --> 01:20:12,588
Oh, my God! We did it!
1528
01:20:14,724 --> 01:20:16,061
Whoo!
1529
01:20:16,826 --> 01:20:18,327
Yeah, baby!
1530
01:20:19,162 --> 01:20:21,363
You gave humanity faith!
1531
01:20:27,337 --> 01:20:29,509
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh...
1532
01:20:29,612 --> 01:20:31,309
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1533
01:20:32,946 --> 01:20:36,242
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1534
01:20:36,678 --> 01:20:39,784
What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey.
1535
01:20:39,886 --> 01:20:42,389
Where are my manners?
1536
01:20:42,491 --> 01:20:44,320
No, we're good, thanks.
1537
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,694
- Thank you.
- All right!
1538
01:20:47,796 --> 01:20:49,755
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
1539
01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:52,196
Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
1540
01:20:52,864 --> 01:20:54,059
That's probably good.
1541
01:21:00,070 --> 01:21:01,403
Looking for someone?
1542
01:21:02,573 --> 01:21:03,573
Oh.
1543
01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:05,443
Hey.
1544
01:21:05,514 --> 01:21:07,081
Just wanted to say, um,
1545
01:21:07,884 --> 01:21:10,516
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1546
01:21:10,618 --> 01:21:12,645
at the party or after
1547
01:21:13,421 --> 01:21:14,421
or at all.
1548
01:21:15,051 --> 01:21:16,319
There was a lot going on.
1549
01:21:17,391 --> 01:21:19,086
For sure.
1550
01:21:22,565 --> 01:21:24,225
You know, I kind of thought
1551
01:21:24,327 --> 01:21:27,660
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1552
01:21:33,509 --> 01:21:35,804
Wow.
1553
01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:37,745
What? "Wow"? What?
1554
01:21:37,847 --> 01:21:39,976
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1555
01:21:40,078 --> 01:21:41,575
Why did I say that?
1556
01:21:42,912 --> 01:21:44,248
Not very smooth.
1557
01:22:14,617 --> 01:22:15,715
Of course,
1558
01:22:15,817 --> 01:22:17,116
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1559
01:22:17,218 --> 01:22:20,251
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1560
01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:22,920
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1561
01:22:23,022 --> 01:22:24,320
Tell him what's up
for me.
1562
01:22:24,422 --> 01:22:25,801
And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1563
01:22:25,825 --> 01:22:27,090
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1564
01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:30,361
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
1565
01:22:30,463 --> 01:22:33,033
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1566
01:22:33,135 --> 01:22:34,942
[Rollin'
1567
01:22:34,966 --> 01:22:36,531
Fucking sellout.
1568
01:22:38,566 --> 01:22:40,834
What's up, man?
How you been?
1569
01:22:41,536 --> 01:22:44,409
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1570
01:22:44,979 --> 01:22:48,042
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1571
01:22:48,144 --> 01:22:49,843
but you know, who knows?
1572
01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,217
Started a music blog.
1573
01:22:53,281 --> 01:22:54,920
So Said the Turntable.
1574
01:22:55,022 --> 01:22:56,922
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1575
01:22:57,024 --> 01:22:58,590
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
1576
01:22:58,692 --> 01:23:00,291
Laura's killing it.
1577
01:23:01,225 --> 01:23:03,758
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1578
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:06,860
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1579
01:23:07,830 --> 01:23:10,831
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1580
01:23:15,242 --> 01:23:18,270
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1581
01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:20,311
But yeah.
1582
01:23:22,782 --> 01:23:24,183
I miss you, Sticky.
1583
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:35,194
All good?
1584
01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,964
Yeah.
1585
01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:44,163
Fucking...
1586
01:23:44,265 --> 01:23:45,666
Skip-proof, my ass.
1587
01:23:47,537 --> 01:23:49,476
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1588
01:23:49,578 --> 01:23:50,671
What? No!
1589
01:23:52,548 --> 01:23:54,845
♪ Closing time ♪
1590
01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:57,148
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1591
01:23:57,250 --> 01:24:01,687
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
1592
01:24:03,190 --> 01:24:07,825
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1593
01:24:08,327 --> 01:24:13,025
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1594
01:24:13,495 --> 01:24:16,536
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1595
01:24:23,276 --> 01:24:25,341
Welcome to the digital realm.
1596
01:24:25,443 --> 01:24:28,342
Are you ready to getdown?
1597
01:24:28,444 --> 01:24:30,083
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1598
01:24:30,185 --> 01:24:31,865
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1599
01:24:31,946 --> 01:24:34,121
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1600
01:24:34,223 --> 01:24:36,221
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1601
01:24:36,323 --> 01:24:37,763
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1602
01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:40,059
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1603
01:24:40,161 --> 01:24:41,962
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1604
01:24:42,064 --> 01:24:43,525
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1605
01:24:43,627 --> 01:24:45,932
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1606
01:24:46,034 --> 01:24:46,929
♪ Thighs like what ♪
1607
01:24:47,031 --> 01:24:48,233
♪ What, what ♪
1608
01:24:48,335 --> 01:24:50,067
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1609
01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:51,500
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1610
01:24:51,602 --> 01:24:54,072
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1611
01:24:54,174 --> 01:24:55,941
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1612
01:24:56,043 --> 01:24:57,502
♪ All night long ♪
1613
01:24:57,872 --> 01:25:02,710
♪ Let me see
thatthong ♪
1614
01:25:03,686 --> 01:25:05,513
♪ Baby ♪
1615
01:25:05,615 --> 01:25:07,787
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1616
01:25:07,890 --> 01:25:08,897
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1617
01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:10,190
♪ Da na da na ♪
1618
01:25:10,292 --> 01:25:11,629
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1619
01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:13,389
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1620
01:25:13,491 --> 01:25:15,462
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1621
01:25:16,391 --> 01:25:17,457
Congratulations.
1622
01:25:17,559 --> 01:25:19,965
That wasfucking tight.
1623
01:31:21,963 --> 01:31:22,963
Damn.
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