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Lamunes...

Knights of Lamune

All over town rumors abound every time we make a move.

Women beware: Men are going insane.

Touch me. My body will burst.

Feel me. I'm flowing out.

Get up. There is no way out but to you.

No, don't touch me, please, baby.

Stop. Don't rush me, please, baby.

I'm afraid I'm so mixed up. I might just drop my guard.

No. Please stop and let me go, baby.

Yes. Please come closer, baby.

I've got the unstoppable urge.

And my heart goes thump-thump-thump.

Stop. Don't stop. Do something, baby.

No, I don't want to... But I can't help it, baby

You know what I really mean to say.

Stop. Don't rush me, please, baby.

Yes. Please come closer, baby.

My curiosity is peaking.

It's been pent up-up-up. Let me free!

That is the ultimate ritual for Cacao, the new holy virgin.

"The Psychic Saturation Version ll"?

Who is that?

Whew! Why must I always suffer like this?

Bloody unbelievable!!

Yahoo!

Hey! That's my hovercraft!

At last! At last! At last!

Master Follower has finally summoned me!

I can now return to the Shrine and join the Holy Virgins...

Oh, I hope!

No way, no how, pal.

The more you expect, the worse the let-down.

What's that supposed to mean?

Your powers are still very immature.

You must brush up to be an adult master like PQ here...

An adult? With that green ass?

Geez, you sure know how to hurt PQ!

I AM perfectly grown up.

Grown up?

I see your breasts are stunted.

Snap!

Why, you just drive me wild!

Parfait, the wheels. The wheel!

What an ordeal...

It's your fault, Parfait.

You just shut up!!

Parfait?

Parfait.

Cacao!

Cacao!!

Parfait. E-easy.

Long time no see! How are ya?

And you? The training mission wear you out?

Me? Not at all. As you can see...

Those biceps are bigger than you know what...

So, I think I'm finally up for a Holy Virgin spot.

I've been summoned by Master Follower,

and I am to return at once.

This is it, right?

Well, oh, it's...

I've been waiting for you, Parfait, my dear candidate.

Master Follower!

The reason why you are here is that I have a favor to ask...

a little assignment.

A what? Assignment?

Parfait, Cacao, you two must fly to outer space immediately,

and search and rescue the Fourth Warrior.

The Fourth... Warrior?

Whew.

Cacao. Don't you wear any undies?

They interfere with Master's praying powers.

I can't wear a thing under the holy garments.

I see. But nobody said anything to me.

Constricting the chest is especially bad, they say.

Oh really...

Damn. There goes my dream.

I thought I made the cut this time for sure.

The hard training mission... and all for naught...

Question: What was it all for anyways?

But look, this suit isn't bad - makes you feel like a warrior.

Cacao...

Well, I guess there's no use moping about it.

I might as well make the most of it!

Holy Spirit, traveling across the infinite Time,

Chase away the darkness and now guide us as a beacon.

Thoughtful earth, praying sea, wishful fire, gather up!

Holy Light, gather up in our hands!

I am counting on you, Parfait, Cacao...

But, why this search mission all of a sudden?

Rescue the Fourth Warrior?

I really don't know the details myself,

except...

We are going to meet him, huh?

The new Knight Lamunes.

Guess so. Together with you again, too.

Cacao.

I bet he'll turn out to be an idiot like all the rest.

PQ? How come you're still following me?

Cacao can take care of herself but you, Parfait, need PQ.

Snap!

You nosy brat!

Ouch. What happened?

Something big seems to have passed through...

What's wrong? Huh?

What is THAT?

Cacao!

Gotcha.

Hey, watch this!

All enemy ships destroyed.

Planet Tea's defense system shut down completely.

Prepare for simultaneous beam-cannon launch.

Armored squad move to safety zone.

All cannons charged. Target: Planet Tea main cities.

Fire!

Is this... a dream?

What is going on?

It's horrible.

Target cities demolished.

Well done, comrades.

Thanks to your efforts, the mythic star has fallen.

We are the orphans of a horrendous past.

But, by the same token,

we are the people chosen by the Universal Will.

Brave soldiers of the Warrior know no defeat.

Restore permanent homeland to Giga Genos!

We are the hands of Justice!

Genos! Genos! Genos!

Brave soldiers of the Warrior?

Giga... Genos...

Would you like dinner?

Or, how about a bath?

Or the bed... no? Commercial break

Nicely done, Tequila.

Naturally.

Get out!

You're next. In there!

Now, out!

Question: Who are these bastards?

They don't behave like heroes.

What do they intend to do with the children?

They look to be from many different planetary systems.

Raiding the planets to kidnap the young?

Do you think our mission to search for the Fourth Warrior -

has to do with this war?

I really can't say.

What are you going to do, Parfait?

I can't just let the children be treated this way.

Come on!

Hey, howdy!

Hi, fellas. Er... l'm... Well, you can call me PQ.

What's this?

A toy?

Damn you.

You did it.

Justice was served.

- Hurrah! - Cool!

She's overacting a bit.

Great! We can use them as escape shuttles.

You can all go back to your home planets now, children!

Thank you, big sister.

Let's go!

We better hurry as well!!

Not so fast.

We must make sure the shuttles leave safely,

and deter any enemy interference, right?

What are you, born-again heroes?

What's wrong?

The main system cut us off.

What?

Oh, well, we just have to move on.

Where to?

What are you doing?

Don't move!

Shit!

Run!!

Halt!

Woooooooow!

Isn't there any place to hide?

What's this?

Sir, we have intruders!

They have let out the hostage and caused partial damage...

to the Big Genoship.

Currently, on the run aboard the ship.

What do you have to say for yourself, Cocktail?

I thought I could depend on you...

I'm sorry, sir.

Giga Genos has no room for failures like you!

Are you the rats that are causing all the racket?

Who the hell are you?

Why, you rude bastard. Who the hell are YOU?

He looks like the typical evil character, you see...

on a wanted poster.

Idiots...

I am the chosen one who leads the Genos tribe to Paradise.

He reigns over this universe as the messenger of justice.

The messenger of justice?

Can't be...

Kidnapping and destruction, you call that justice?

Can you explain that?

I am serving the Universal Will...

And the duty of the "Mythic Knight."

The Mythic...

Knight?

The Myth has unmistakably chosen him as the Warrior...

I am Lamunes!

What?

That's a lie! You can't be Sir Lamunes!

Impossible...

Sir Lamunes can't be behind such atrocities...

They're right here!

What?

That is holy magic!

Gone...

Over there! Get them!!

He's Warrior Lamunes?

Sir Lamunes... How can it be?

Got them!

Over there!

Come on!

You have done enough damage done to our Big Genoship!

This is my thanks!

I'll see what happens... Let's jump!

What?

What?

Ouch... my butt!

My breasts are crushed.

I hit my nose!

You are?

Call me Lemon! Nice to meet you, Sisters.

Well, nice to meet you.

Hey, aren't you one of the refugees?

Why didn't you go with the others?

What now?

What the hell is this?

Bloody unbelievable!!

Silly, going out without the "space pack."

Let this be a lesson, sweetie.

It hurts!

Sister, isn't that like a steering system?

What?

A steering system? For what?

I've got you!

What?

What the hell is happening? It's all happening so fast!

Question! Question!

SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!

Question!

Why is Lamunes the Fourth leading an invasion?

It's bloody unbelievable!!

Lamunes the Third was such a kind man...

And meanwhile, those enemy robots are onto us!

I don't know how I can fight back with this thingy here!

Next on Knights of Lamune, part II...

"Past and Present."

Come join us on our adventure!

Like cherries ripe and ready to burst, I'm jiggling in the wind.

Like strawberries so sweet, I'm waiting to be picked.

Blessed by the harvest rain, I'll be good and ready. OK?

Don't poke me like that. I bruise easy.

Don't be waiting around. It's all in the timing.

Seize the opportunity and kiss me.

Kiss me.

Kiss me.

Kiss me.

Kiss me.

Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me!

Peel the skin and squeeze.

The secret scent will make your lips crave.

Take your time. Don't spill it.

Can you taste the Paradise?

It can't get any better than fresh off the vine.

Lost all the specimen and a latest model of A-26SX?

That's quite a black eye, Rumford Orisis.

Do you realize you are compromising our survival?

No more mishaps.

You must recover them at all costs!

How dare he talk to me that way!

That senile Warrior Nobody talking down to Lamunes!

Sir Lamunes...

Come...

Yes, sir...

Sir Lamunes...

Be a doll... shut up like a good courtesan, huh, Electone?

Y-yes, Sir Lamunes...

Lamunes...

Sir Lamunes!