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Wedding or funeral?

Both could be a blast.

(laughs)

Er... Friends or family?

Family. Family. Every time.

Erm...

Beach or mountain? - Mountain.

Oh. - What? I like to climb.

(both laugh)

Long arms or short legs?

You're making a mockery of this game now.

Erm... Long arms.

Ah. - High cabinets?

It's twenty years on, I'm still cursing the kitchen guy.

Thank you.

Do you get the feeling that they wanna call it a night?

Yeah, didn't this happen last time?

And the time before that.

(both laugh)

Archie...

You get it next time.

Alright.

Heartbreak or heartburn?

Ha...

Well, both are, both are pretty bad.

Heartbreak. Knew it.

Barrister or solicitor?

Solicitor.

Umm... Moved to New York.

Never came back.

Hm. How long ago?

Two years.

I'm told it's about time to give it another try.

Ah.

That's actually two questions by my count.

And that's a flagrant, um, disregard of the rules, so...

Last one?

Yeah, last one.

Your place or mine?

(both laugh)

I'll give you a moment to think about that one.

Excuse me.

(Hannah) Christie...

My life's here in London.

My family's here.

(Christie) I can't do this. Goodbye, Hannah.

(Nathan) How do we do this?

(Hannah) I don't know.

(door opens, closes)...

...(birds squawking)

With less than 24 hours to go until my client's wedding,

this offer is nothing short of an insult,

and until this is rectified, my client will not sign.

I need to pee.

You know we look ridiculous, right?

Yeah. - (Ruth) Without any luggage at all,

because it had gone to a different island.

Stop exaggerating, Ma. It was not two days...

...(Ronnie) It was one day. - (Nina) I think it was Athens.

(Ruth) It was Athens.

(Ronnie) No, it was Rome. - We lost an entire suitcase...

...and golf clubs en route to Nice.

My God, yeah, Nice was... - Amazing.

And annoying. You know the French.

Let's go.

(Hannah) Wow. - (Ruth) You didn't sit next to them.

He's gotta go.

(horn honks)...

...(horn honks)

You know we're the only ones not in a couple this weekend.

Don't think that gives you free reign to try it...

...on with me tonight. - Hilarious.

Kate might have something to say about that.

Has anyone seen Rose?

Loo. - Loo.

So? Keep it brief.

Please try not to waffle this time.

As we know, it's in her favour not to sign...

...before they walk down the aisle. - Mm.

I mean, it wouldn't be so bad...

...if your laptop crashed on the flight.

Had crossed my mind. - Highly unprofessional.

Fundamentally incompetent.

I give it a year.

Oh, this from the man who got divorced, remarried,

and spawned a baby and a toddler in just over, like, two years.

And also got an earring.

At least I'm not lonely,

rattling around an empty house now the kids have gone.

I blame Christie. Bloody Dane.

Dutch. He was Dutch.

And I am fine. - Oh, you are way behind.

Christie's old news. It's the other guy,

the guy she met on Hinge.

Hinge? - Archie.

Mysterious lawyer. - Have you been dating?

Oh, a couple of dates, a few months ago.

Six. Six dates. - Magical, apparently.

Oh, I never used the word 'magical.'

Till they weren't.

How come I didn't know you were dating?

Perhaps because it's none of your business,

and we're not married anymore.

Ended abruptly. No one knows why.

Don't even try.

Dig any deeper, she gets very weird.

(Nathan) Someone could have told me.

It's like I'm not even here.

If they sit you at the kids' table this weekend,

you've only got yourself to blame.

(horn honking)...

...(Nathan) Oh, rally, troops. I think this is us.

Come on, then. Let's be having you.

Er, we are gonna talk about the earring, right?

Oh, yeah. - Hey, glasses.

Buenos dias, señoritas.

(Nathan) Hey. - Hey. Ah.

So good to see you.

I think he's forgotten who's actually getting married.

(all yelling)

Okay. Sorry.

Keep it down, keep it down.

Alright. - She's getting married.

Buzz kill.

Hi.

Dad. Dad.

Hey. Nice to see you.

(Nathan) I'm just loading your 462 bags.

We're in that car. You're in this car.

(Liv) Okay, everyone out.

(Hannah) Oh.

Wow.

Oh, may I...

Oh. (laughs)

Um... gracias.

Oh, sorry.

Hi. I'm Julian. - Lola.

That, that, that, that, and that is Hannah's.

And that's mine.

Holy moly. - Wow.

Close your mouth.

(Gael) Welcome to my happy place.

The estate's been in my mother's family...

...for centuries.

We're famous for Merlot and Muscat.

It's crazy, right?

Yeah. - And...

...this the chapel where we'll be getting married.

(Gael) Like my parents and theirs before them.

Welcome. Welcome to Finca Valldeflors.

(Liv) Valentina, this is my mum.

Hannah. At last. - Oh.

Señora Carrillo, thanks for having us.

Oh, Valentina, please.

And thank you for giving us Olivia.

(Álvaro) The daughter we never had.

And this is Álvaro. - Hannah.

Oh. We're doing this, okay.

Don't crush her.

I'm sorry. He's a ridiculous man.

My father begged me not to marry him, but what can you do?

(Liv) And this is my dad.

Nathan. - Hello.

Wonderful.

What, but where's your wife?

Er, Kate sends her apologies.

But with two under the age of two, it's utter chaos, so...

That's why Gael is an only child.

Yeah, and why we must get that prenup signed.

Mum please, not now.

Forgive my wife.

We wrote our prenup on a napkin.

Right. - (Álvaro) Yes. What can you say?

Love at first sight.

But let us show you around.

(Álvaro) Please, come along. - (Valentina) Guys?

Right, right.

I mean, our contribution to this wedding will cover, at best,

the patatas bravas.

I don't wanna put a damper on the weekend, but any idea...

...when you might put your mind to selling our house?

Yeah, sorry.

Life in the Notting Hill Mews is cramping your style?

Too many yuccas? Clearly as fecund as you are.

Until you release my share of the capital, I can't move.

I mean, you are literally the epitome of an empty-nester.

Why do people insist on using that phrase?

It's insulting.

Not to mention the fact it infers I'm doing nothing,

when I am working more than ever.

And I'm perfectly happy. But if you're really so worried,

they're the boomerang generation.

They'll be back. - Yeah, you tell yourself that.

The hours must whistle by.

It's making so much sense why Kate didn't want to come now.

That earring is ridiculous.

I've put you in the guest house.

It's very bohemian, very romantic,

a retreat away from the main house.

I decorated it myself.

I get my artistic flair from my mother.

(Nathan) Ah, impressive.

I got my mother's chin and a penchant for Scrabble.

(Valentina laughs)

It's my favourite place.

Gael spent so much of his childhood here.

My father wanted his grandson to truly understand the business.

He dreamed Gael would take over one day.

Call it sentimental, but this place is...

Is more than just a house. - Exactly.

But then life is all about letting go and moving on.

It's gorgeous, isn't it?

I hope you'll be comfortable.

Gael, show Ruth and Ronald their room, please.

Guys, follow me. - Nathan, you're straight ahead.

Hannah?

Knock if you feel lonely.

Oddly, I'm pretty sure I won't.

Wow. It's lovely.

The light is beautiful in the morning.

We do yoga on the grass at dawn.

Dawn? - Mm-hmm.

Wow. Is that the amended prenup?

That's a remarkably quick response.

Álvaro asked our lawyer to make the necessary adjustment.

I hope you'll find it a happy compromise.

Marriage is one of the biggest commitments in life.

And we all hope to do it just the one time.

But you know that more than anyone, Hannah.

Do please encourage Olivia to sign.

Drinks, just a few close friends and family,

on the lawn in an hour.

Enjoy.

(door closes)...

...(clears throat)...

...(mobile beeps)...

...(exhales, chuckles)...

...(knock on door)...

Oh, my God, this is nuts. - I know.

It's crazy, honestly.

Ah, goodies. Now, where to begin.

Can I have the olives?

Mm-hmm.

(Rose) You got chocolate. I didn't get chocolate in mine.

(birds chirping)...

...(exhales)...

What a shit-hole. - (laughs) Right?

Where's Glen?

Gone to check out a chapel.

Oh. Yeah?

Chapels are like catnip to vicars.

He's obsessed with chapels.

Who cares? - (chuckles)

Ah, I've got three days.

No bake sales. No funerals. God, I hate the funerals.

Liar, you're missing it already.

Girls. I miss the girls already.

Erm, wow.

Julian's beside himself.

Apparently there's a golf course less than a mile from here.

He's a very nice man.

Ah, he's a very nice, boring man.

He's a very nice, rich, boring man.

He's brilliant with Cora.

And your obsession with money is highly insulting.

Er, you try living on a church stipend.

Don't look at me. I'm practically being evicted.

Christ, have you seen this itinerary?

You got a balcony? How come I didn't get a balcony?

Mother of the bride.

(sighs) Drinks.

And then the stag and the hens divide, and as the stags dine,

the hens promenade through the picturesque town.

And then tomorrow, sunrise yoga.

I mean, we haven't even got to the w... What?

Seriously, what possessed you?

If it's good enough for Springsteen.

Ah, yeah, but he was 'born in the U.S.A.'

Oh, you're good. Very good.

Yeah, alright, screw you, okay?

I'm now gonna go eat my body weight in mini chorizo.

And then, please don't disturb me.

I'm gonna have an hour of uninterrupted bliss,

without tiny, sweaty bodies...

...and multiple pots of face cream by the bed.

(laughs)...

...(Julian) Nina? - (door closes)

Do you know where my goggles are?

(Nina) Erm, next to your nose clip.

(Hannah) Trunks?

I hate you both.

Stop it. - They're just so high.

(door opens)...

...(Archie) For God's sake, what were you thinking?

And you put me right next door.

I just, really don't want to do this anymore.

It's my son's wedding.

We've just got to get through the weekend.

Oh, hi...

Er, this is Archie Moore. He's my friend and lawyer.

(Hannah) Right, don't judge me,

but I'm breaking open the family cava...

...(Archie) Oh, hell.

Archie.

(cork pops) - Ooh.

(Hannah) Oh, shit. Shit.

Hi. - (Hannah) Sorry,

Erm... it's, er, it's er, cava.

Bye.

Wait.

Wait, wait.

Is that? Is that Archie? 'Mysterious Lawyer' Archie?

This is bad. This is bad, bad, bad.

(Rose) He's quite tall.

He's taller than I thought he'd be.

Got a nice voice. - Deep.

(Hannah) Amusing.

(Rose) Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

Did you know he was coming?

No. No. Why would... No.

Why... in what world would I think he'd know these people?

He'd be here? It's been three months.

I haven't seen him since...

Date six. - The date we shall not mention.

What actually happened? - Nothing.

Nothing.

Er, we, we ate. We talked. We laughed.

Sounds... terrible.

(door slams)

Seriously, Hannah, what is wrong with you?

(Hannah) I just couldn't do it again.

It's just opening myself up to a whole heap of pain.

I just wasn't ready.

What, for happiness and hot sex? - Yeah.

Exactly.

He, he, he was just, erm, too nice.

He was too... funny. He was too ho... hot.

And my life is ff... ffffucking ffffabulous.

Yeah. She fucked it. - Your top's on inside out.

Yep... It is.

Oh, Hannah banana.

Get those lucky pants on.

Aah.

Fate just gave you a second chance.

(birds chirping)...

...(knock on door) - Oh.

(gasps)...

Oh, oh, wow. - Don't. It's Valentina's.

She wore it the night before her wedding.

Is that before or after she shagged Bond?

You haven't seen my wedding dress yet.

I'm the fifth generation to walk down the aisle in it.

It's a lot of lace.

I'm sure it's beautiful.

I can see why you've fallen in love with this place.

So, um...

...the guy in the, um, in the room next door?

He's like tallish? Reddish hair?

Mm, Archie.

Yeah, he's the family lawyer.

He's doing the prenup. - Ah, of course.

Honestly, can't keep track.

Valentina and Álvaro have so many friends and endless family,

and suddenly it's a zillion people I barely know...

...and tables on the lawn and... - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...

It's gonna be alright. It's gonna be great.

You hate them? - No. No.

Perhaps not such a fan of yoga at dawn but... sorry.

I feel sick enough as it is.

It's all so important to Gael.

He loves his parents. I mean, loves them.

And to not do it like Valentina and Álvaro did,

I mean, have you seen a couple more in love?

Gael idolises them, and it's not that it's not beautiful.

But if it was up to me, it would be just...

...the people I love and a bucket of beers on the beach.

And suddenly it's speeches and prenups and...

About that.

You can't keep ignoring it.

It's got to be signed.

And there's been some movement.

I will look at it later.

It's a piece of paper.

It's irrelevant unless we give it meaning, which we don't.

Oh.

Mum.

You and Dad never signed one.

Yeah, that's because we were idiots.

Everybody needs a plan 'B,' Liv.

Stop being my lawyer and start being my mother.

Please... just for tonight.

Gael's grandmother's just arrived, and she scares the shit out of me.

(laughs)...

We'll see you down there. - See you down there.

(door opens, closes)...

...(sighs)

You've been weird since we got here.

No, I haven't.

You're super scratchy. - And you're being super annoying.

Can we just have a good time... - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Break it up, kids. - Evening.

It's a beautiful place, isn't it?

(Rose) Don't be jolly. Can't you see she's nervous?

That's a strong lip.

You only do a strong lip when you're...

I'm fine.

(door opens) - (Ruth) Breathe in.

I am breathing in. It's just too tight.

(pants zipping)

Hang on.

And this is why STIs in the over 70s are on the rise.

Can you stop fiddling. Sorry we're late.

My mum was on the phone. Sorry.

(Ronnie) Right. Yes.

There. Well, this is exciting.

Isn't this exciting?

Nina? - My bad.

I have a distant cousin called Archibald.

Nice chap.

And again, thank you, Nina.

Mother, sisters, dear family, I appreciate your excitement,

but can we please try and not go overboard on this?

You have been watching my love life...

...over the last couple of years with, er, a military precision,

and so I can see that even the possibility of, er,

some kind of, erm,

romantic entanglement on the horizon is exciting for us all.

But can we please just try and enjoy tonight like normal people...

...and not forget why we are here?

To celebrate the beautiful union of Liv and Gael.

Liv and Gael. - Liv and Gael.

(Ronnie) Liv and Gael. - Liv and Gael.

Not Hannah getting some. - Go.

Stop it.

(Nina) Sorry. - (Rose) She's really scared.

Stop. - (laughs)...

...(violin playing jazzy tune)

Yeah.

Wow.

Sorry. Sorry, Kate. Yes. I love you, too.

You look amazing.

Amazing... all of you.

Everything alright at home?

Yeah, just been checking in on bedtime.

I've also been known to do the night feeds.

Take out the rubbish. Put down the loo seat.

Oh, wow.

Interestingly, you're both sticklers for that one.

People change.

Talking of which, their lawyer come back?

Er, yes. Revised paperwork in my room when I arrived.

Moved a little.

Thirty percent share of all inherited wealth...

...on dissolution of marriage.

Well, that's something. So, Liv signed?

Nope. She counterargued that we didn't have one.

Well, because there was no other plan.

At least not on my side.

(Hannah) I need wine.

(Nathan) Yeah.

(upbeat guitar music playing)

Thank you.

Hi.

No, thanks.

You met the grandmother yet?

Mnh-mnh. - Takes no prisoners.

She's like a Salma Hayek/Gandalf love child.

Tell me this is the last wedding I ever have to go to.

Nice try.

Julian. Twelve o'clock.

Left trouser pocket. Small box.

Oh, hell.

Why? - I don't know.

I'm thinking twelve carats.

No expense spared. Take out your eye.

Do I detect jealousy?

Well...

Otherwise, why else are you being such a...

Cow? - Mm.

Yes. Thank you.

Ah, no. Gracias. - (waiter) Gracias.

You're pregnant.

What? - Don't...

My God.

Oh, Rose. - Oh, my God.

Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh. - Are you?

How many... - Shh. Five or six weeks.

No, no, no, no, no. It's too early.

Not getting excited.

Got excited last time, and I lost it. So just...

It's barely a nugget. A peanut, at best.

But you're okay? - Dunno. No. Yes.

I feel sick. Should I feel sick all the time?

I-I-I can't remember. I mean, I think I feel alright.

That's good. No, no, no. Not good.

Er, but Glen must be... - No. Okay, okay.

Glen cannot find out, right?

Or I will have the entire congregation...

...and its wife walking me down the aisle.

Babies just fuzz people's brains.

Like, he's already saying we need to talk.

Oh, and that's a bad thing?

From the woman who turned down @manandboy2000.

We may have looked at his socials.

Divorced. One son, around Liv's age, I would say.

Older... 24, 25. - Doesn't post much.

A lot of sunsets. Has friends. Climbs things.

There's a photo of him standing on the top of a mountain.

Mountain. Right.

Mainly though, he just seems to work...

...perfect for a commitmentphobe like you.

Mild penchant for science-fiction.

Might've been a Dune costume, way back.

His house looks nice.

Seriously, Hannah, what's holding you back?

You are standing facing destiny.

Hello, darling.

Yeah.

And he's... brought a friend.

Oh... attractive.

I don't know what you're doing, but whatever it is,

this is not the time or the place.

Come with me.

(Wren) You're so uptight.

She had to meet me eventually.

Archie, I was just saying to Hannah, I had no idea you were 'the' Archie.

Archie Moore subbed for Walters and Water on the Morrison case.

Mildly brilliant.

Next time I want you on our side.

How come we've not met more often?

Well, I've been practising internationally...

...for the past twenty years.

Er, now my son's older, elderly parents, thought I'd come back.

Archie's a friend of the family's.

Yes, Álvaro's an old friend.

Archie.

Apologies. Yes, this is er... - Wren.

Ah. How d'you do?

What a pretty name.

(Ronnie) Like the songbird. - Hi.

You're... - Engaged.

Yes.

(Ruth) Congratulations. - Ha.

Yeah, I used to come to Catalonia all the time as a child.

Our fathers were great friends.

(Ronnie) I spent a summer in Barcelona in the '70s.

Heady days. (chuckles)

Have you been together long?

Not long. - (Wren scoffs)

He is such a liar. I've been around forever.

Ha.

Delicious wine.

(utensil clinking glass)

If I could just gather everyone.

Thank you.

Ah, he's engaged.

Bastard.

Look, it's clearly a rebound.

Yeah, he's not even that hot.

No. And, again, it's fine.

It was three months ago. - Yeah, exactly.

Over it. - (man) Acercaos todos, por favor.

Come on.

I just need to, erm...

...(Álvaro) My beautiful wife, Valentina,

and I would like to welcome you on this...

...most happy of days...

...for the wedding party of our son, Gael, and Olivia.

We hope for you to be as happy...

...as we are after nearly 30 years of marriage.

(man) Oh, you're a winner.

I have a little speech.

Today's not only a wedding.

Today is the merging of two families, two cultures, two languages.

Forgive me if I now use my mother tongue.

You drew up Liv and Gael's prenup.

One of my assistants did.

But I oversaw it.

I handle most of Álvaro's domestic affairs.

Sometimes that strays into the family business.

(Hannah) Right.

(Archie) And when I heard that it was Liv,

I wanted to assure that it was fair.

Fair? Mm.

Surprised you even remembered her name.

And Tilly and Vinnie... how are their travels?

Still going.

It's, erm, Koh Samui. - Great. Beautiful place.

It was a last-minute decision to come.

Really, it's all good. Glad you moved on.

I'm sensing animosity.

Engaged? Wow.

Didn't see that coming. - Who walked out on who?

Or have you forgotten that night?

Can you get me something stronger, darling?

The girl at the bar insists there's only cava...

...or this damned wine.

May we never forget this most special of weekends.

To Olivia and Gael.

(applause)

To Olivia and Gael.

Er, I'd like to hand over now to Olivia's parents.

Nathan. - Whoo.

(applause)

Thank you. Thank you. Gracias, gracias.

Thank you, er, Álvaro, Valentina.

Thank you so much. Er, I don't think I can do this...

...without my better half... my former half,

Olivia's mother, Hannah.

Hannah?

Go on, off you go.

Er, who I know will want to join with me...

...in thanking Gael's wonderful family...

...for such generous hospitality. So, thank you so much,

although we should probably apologise now.

I mean, wh... wh... what happens in Espania stays in Espania...

...because... well, you should also probably just go easy...

...on tomorrow's bottomless brunch.

It's not literally bottomless. Bottoms will be required.

Er, do you want to say something?

Yeah, I think I should. Shall I...

Um, what, what I think your father's trying to say, um...

Liv, Gael, er... well, here are two young people...

...who have properly built, um, to this moment.

Yes, at first you may have thought of rushing...

...into marriage, but then, um, you stopped,

and you truly listened to yourselves, um,

and... and us. - Sometimes.

(Hannah) And you took the time to really get to know one another.

And what I see now...

...is a level of honesty and trust, um,

that is so rare to find, um,

in a world full of cheats and liars, um, um...

It's built on proper commitment,

um, and it gives me real hope for mankind,

womankind, humankind, you know, all... all the kinds.

Erm...

So, I want to thank you both for restoring my faith in love...

...because, honestly, is there anything more beautiful?

Erm, to er... - (both) To Liv and Gael.

(all cheering)...

...(guests clapping rhythmically)

Bye.

Oh, thank you. - That was beautiful.

Thanks very much. Very kind. Thank you.

No, no, thank you.

Okay, ladies. There are cars waiting.

Gentlemen, you may stay behind.

Thank you. I loved your speech. It was very moving.

Thanks.

What was that about?

Well, that's the guy... the mysterious six-date guy.

He's engaged. - What? Really?

Mm. - What a shit.

It can't be serious, though. He was just on bloody Binge.

Hinge. - Okay.

Clearly, he was running her at the same time.

I'll kill him.

Obviously, I won't kill him.

I'll simply toy with him until he breaks.

God, why does it irritate me so much?

Because you still love her.

Okay, ready?

(Glen) Rose? - (Nathan) Resistance is futile.

There's a whisper going around that Álvaro's cracking open a case...

...of the Merlot Gran Reserva 1982.

Julian, that might've been the most interesting thing...

...you've said all day.

Enjoy your night.

Where do you think you're going?

You heard. Hens in the cars. Stags stay behind.

Who are you to tell me how I act tonight?

(birds squawking)...

...(guitar music playing, crowd cheering)

I love a good wedding.

Don't let Julian hear you say that.

Oh, my God, he's gonna ask me, isn't he?

Is he?

I- - (Hannah) I mean, why not?

Everyone seems to be doing it.

Getting engaged. And... and he is, he's...

...you know, he's a very... nice man.

With a hundred million grand.

Another toast to that.

I, I want that...

...feeling, you know, when,

they only need to be in the same space...

...and every part of you is just like... (sighs)...

...(Rose) Like I said...

A hundred million grand. - (Nina) Stop it.

Chupito?

Oh, um, thanks. No, I, I don't drink.

Okay. Okay.

Erm, then perhaps you dance?

Ahh... yes, I could try that.

Okay.

You dance?

Oh... well, well, yes.

(upbeat guitar music playing)

Whoo.

(men laughing)

So, we were a couple bottles down.

More than a couple of bottles down.

More than a couple of bottles down, and Valentina started dancing.

And I knew, I just knew, I wanted her to be my wife.

We told her father the following morning.

This wine we're now drinking, we drank on our wedding night.

Now... mijo.

(Nathan) Yeah. - (Ronnie) Yeah, bravo.

Come on, Gael. Come on.

(Álvaro) Go, Gael.

Liv?

She was in a bar, and she was very drunk.

(Nathan) Oh, and I'm gonna wanna hear this?

(all laugh)

And she made me laugh.

I went home thinking, 'How can I miss someone I've only just met?'

If I have half the happiness my parents have had then...

...(Ronnie) Bravo, bravo.

(Álvaro) Ronnie?

(Ronnie) Oh, right, right um...

Well, long story short.

Er, I was married to my wife, Ann.

We lived next door to Ruth, er, for a good part of our lives.

She was a neighbour and a friend.

Then Ann died and, er, Ruth was there.

I don't know what you call it. Finding love a second time?

But, erm, I, I think I'd always loved Ruth,

for more than half of my life.

It took me far too long to tell her that.

Now you.

Oh. - Whoo.

(Glen) My turn, um... - Whoo.

I actually married Rose.

Yeah, well, no, I didn't actually marry her,

but I took the service when she married James.

So, that's kind of how we met.

And then later we were both grieving, and I can...

I can call only call it lucky... sorry...

...er, that we found love a second time.

My girls love her maybe even more than they love me.

(all laugh)

But enough. Erm, Nathan?

Whoo-hoo-hoo. Nate.

Nate.

No more, none of that. Um...

Er, we went to law school together.

Wait. I thought Kate was a therapist, right?

(all laugh)

Oh, yeah, right.

Foolish. Erm...

Er, yeah, right, the second time.

Well, I'm afraid it's not very exciting.

I met Kate through friends...

...after a couple of ropey encounters online.

The end.

(all laugh)

Okay. Archie?

How did you meet the love of your life?

The love of my life?

The woman you came here with?

Glen's right.

Not everyone's lucky enough to find that a second time.

After my divorce, I raised my son alone.

I think I'm doing okay.

Tried to rebuild as best I could.

I guess... my son is the love of my life.

But then a few months ago, yeah,

I met someone who I... thought was very special.

But that's for another time.

Okay. Enough of the stories. Everyone outside.

(Gael) Vamos.

(Álvaro) Come on.

Follow me, gents.

(Gael) Vamos.

Vamos, vamos.

Come on. it's tradition.

Everyone in the pool. We all swim.

I'm becoming increasingly uncomfortable...

...with this situation.

Calm down. It's a game. Wren does this.

Turning up uninvited to your son's wedding...

...is more than a game.

There are people here this weekend I care about,

not least Valentina and Gael.

Then keep playing your part.

My son is getting married.

Not this weekend. It will kill Valentina.

Let her have this time.

(Gael) Papa? - (Álvaro) Voy.

(upbeat guitar music playing)

We came here the night we got engaged...

...the night we wrote our prenup on a napkin.

June '94. Álvaro and me and Archie.

He'd just qualified.

Ha.

Did you know his first wife?

Yes.

He didn't get over her for a long time.

Archie's been single forever, and then a few months ago,

he starts to talk about this woman he met...

...how funny and brilliant she is.

Somehow, I never picture her quite like... Wren.

And yet, here she is...

Uninvited, doesn't say a word to me all night.

We need another round.

Ladies... another drink?

(waiter) For you. - (Ruth) Salute.

Salute.

Ouf.

(chuckles)...

Urgh. - (laughs)...

...(Hannah) I'm thinking... corporate.

Acquisitions, possibly.

What? - Really, Hannah?

Mm? - She's a businesswoman.

And charming.

There's something about her.

The diamond is real, but the rest...

Whoever she is, my darling, let's be honest.

She's here for something.

And I'm not entirely sure she's Archie's style.

(Valentina) Let's go. Let's go.

Han, we're going to the beach. Are you coming?

Yes. - Mm-mm-mm.

Nina?

Um...

No, I, err, I, I think I'm gonna call it a night.

Oh, right. Oh. Okay.

See you in the morning.

Bye. - Tired.

Oh.

(Rose) Oh, my God, is that tequila?

(Hannah) Yeah.

(Ruth) Teqqqqqquila.

So, I understand you know my wife... ex-wife?

I do.

Pretty shitty to have duped her like that.

I didn't 'dupe' her.

Other than if you call a handful of great dinners,

a memorable lunch, and a walk on the Heath...

...that went far too late into the night...

What, so, the beautiful Wren was just the next swipe right?

I mean, it is beyond me how anyone could be so crass...

...as to turn up at a family wedding with a fiancée

I can only assume you dumped Hannah for.

Would you believe it if I told you that the beautiful Wren...

...and I had only met twice?

Your concern is touching.

But... let me correct your narrative if I may?

I appreciate your concern for Hannah,

not least because, as you quite rightly reminded me,

she is your ex-wife.

What does that mean I shouldn't care?

You should absolutely care.

I'd say that, from what Hannah has told me,

I'd expect nothing less.

And, believe me, as an ex-husband myself,

I share your predicament.

But I didn't dump Hannah.

She dumped me.

Ignored my calls.

Blanked my texts.

Hmm.

(men talking, water splashing in background)...

...(car door closes)

Señora, may I?

Nina's fine.

(man hoots in distance)...

...(Valentina) There's a beautiful exercise my yogi...

...taught me, a way to let go of the past...

...past lovers, past losses.

You stand by the water's edge,

take a stone, and when you're ready,

you release it into the water.

Goodbye forever.

RIP, Oscar.

Miss you, James.

I'll hold on to mine.

You hold on to it tight, my love.

I might need more pebbles.

(Ruth laughs)...

...(Hannah clears throat) Okay.

Okay.

Alright.

(Rose) All right.

(grunts)

Shit.

You alright, Mum? - I'm great.

Thank God Nina didn't come. We'd be here all night.

(Hannah) Let's keep going. I want another drink.

(Rose) Er, you've had enough.

We should get back.

(insects chirping)

Oh, where's Ronnie, Ronnie?.

Ronnieeee.

Eh-hey-hey-hey. My Ruthie.

I hope you enjoyed your night.

I did.

You have a beautiful life, Valentina.

I do. I don't know how you got here,

but I vetted every guest.

How long have you known Archie, Ms Denay?

I don't wish to spoil your night.

I've tolerated you this evening, but who are you?

Valentina, why don't I walk you up to the house?

We can talk about this tomorrow morning.

No. I want to talk about it now. Your... friend is just leaving.

You might want to ask Álvaro about that.

You're not engaged to her, are you?

Valentina, I'm sorry.

Archie... not tonight.

(Archie) No, I'm not.

Then who gave you that ring?

(tense music playing)

Valentina...

Bastard.

Valentina...

...(Gael) Mama?

What's wrong?

Ask your father

Ask your father why he has brought his whore to my house.

Valentina, please

Is it true?

Oh my God, Dad

Really?

How could you do this?

Who are you?

Gael...

I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow

How can we get married when it's all lies?

I'm sorry, Liv.

I'm sorry, but I can't.

Gael... - (Nathan) Liv.

Where are you going, Gael?

(Ruth) Everyone, I think the evening's over.

Liv?

(door opens)...

...(crying) He's gone. Where has he gone?

(weeping)

Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh.

Nina?

Nina?

Did you miss a night.

(Julian snoring)...

...(girl) Let me hold the phone. - (girl #2) No.

(girl) I'm talking, Marnie. Get off.

(girl #2) Pass me the phone.

Send us pictures and videos. Have you asked Rose yet, Daddy?

What did she say? - (girl #2) Did she say yes?

(girl) Did she say yes?

Don't ever let me have to go out there again.

(Hannah sighs)

Liv okay?

No one can find him.

I think he really might be gone.

At least you get one child back.

I'll never get you out of that house now.

I don't know what's worse...

...the idea of you being there with someone else...

...or the idea of you being alone.

Nathan.

It was my home, too.

With you.

And I miss it.

I miss you, too.

(door opens, closes in distance)...

...(Liv) Dad?

Can you walk me back to the house?

Just in case Gael comes back.

It'll look better in the morning.

Your mum's right.

It'll all look better in the morning.

Good night.

How's Valentina?

She won't to talk to me.

I was just, um, getting some water...

Great speech earlier.

It's always good raising a glass to 'mankind,

womankind, humankind... all the kinds.'

(both laugh)

What a mess, huh?

You think?

(Archie) Hmm.

Wren's been threatening to expose her relationship...

...with Álvaro for weeks.

I just thought,

if I could stop her before she destroyed the wedding.

I was just trying to protect my friend...

...both of my friends.

No.

I don't understand you, Hannah.

You walked out on me...

...leaving me with no idea what I did wrong.

It's... it's been a long day.

Let's talk tomorrow.

(Hannah) Night.

(door opens, closes)...

...(sighs)...

...# All the love you gave me.

# I hold in my hands.

# And the words that turn to promises.

# They draw me in like quicksand.

# And I feel like before.

# The first time in a long time.

# I feel like me.

# The first time in a long time. #