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'One of the most reviewed
and most reviled rock phenomena
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'of recent weeks,
we got a few votes:
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'Sex Pistols.
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'You can hear them warming up
in the background even now.'
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- 'Take it away!'
- ♪ Flowers
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♪ Romance
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♪ Baby
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♪ A Woodstock coming for me ♪
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Get off your arse! ♪
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Francie, are you watching?
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'Oh, Lord, yes,
I am watching.'
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♪ I am an Antichrist
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♪ I am an anarchist
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♪ Don't know what I want,
but I know where to get it
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♪ I want to destroy
your passion, boy
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♪ Cos I...
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♪ I want to be...
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♪ Anarchy ♪
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"Anarchy in the UK"
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is a call to arms
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for all the kids
who feel that rock 'n' roll
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has been taken away from them.
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"Meet Malcolm McLaren.
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"He runs a shop called 'Sex'.
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"He manages a group
called 'The Sex Pistols'.
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"His rockabilly leathers
deconstructed
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"by the effete white scarf
that shrouds his whey face."
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What's a "whey face"?
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I don't know.
There's a picture.
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That face must be "whey".
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Fundamentally,
rock is a young people's music.
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"McLaren declares himself
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"the commissar
of a youth revolution."
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The bus!
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Come on,
I want to get to the back.
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♪ How many ways
to get what you want... ♪
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We have created a brand new...
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"...generation gap," says
McLaren. "16-year-olds..."
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...are telling 18-year-olds
that they're too old.
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Move along, foetus.
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Look at this clown!
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♪ Anarchy... ♪
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All kids are anarchists...
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Malcolm!
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...until they get dragged
into the system.
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All the other bands
that have risen
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out of the wake of the Pistols
are great.
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It's like having
an army behind you.
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We are to the Bay City Rollers
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what the Stones were
to the Beatles.
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See, that's cool, innit?
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It says here they're going
to do a tour up North.
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Are they coming
to Huddersfield?
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It doesn't say.
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- What are you slags wearing?
- Show us your tits.
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Show us your arse.
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Get, you know...
Get lost!
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Ooh!
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- That wasn't very Punk.
- OK.
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I'm just getting used to it.
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♪ Anarchy
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♪ The way to be... ♪
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What do you think?
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That has got "hit"
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- written all over it.
- Cheers.
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When you get
your new recording contract,
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I'd definitely suggest
this is your first single.
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Thank you, Dave!
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Next time I need advice
from a stoned-out hippy,
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I'll know precisely
where to turn.
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In the meantime, please stick
to your assigned role
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as a third-rate sound engineer.
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He's just jealous cos I wrote
the tune and most of the lyrics,
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apart from that rewrite you did
on the 2nd verse
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which admittedly
is an improvement.
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The only thing that makes it
not an ABBA song,
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is that I sing "pretty va-cunt",
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whereas you wanted
"pretty vacant".
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Dave's right. When we present
to potential record companies...
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Shut up, Glen!
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Ugh!
Are we fighting again?
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"Pretty Vacant" does not
represent us as a band.
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Oh, no, not like "Anarchy".
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"I'm an anarchist.
I'm an Antichrist."
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Do you know what a hard time
my mum gets at work
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over those lyrics?
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Because "anarchist"
and "Antichrist" don't rhyme?
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I'm the one
who people notice.
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And I'm the one
who bears the consequences,
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so pardon me, Glen,
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if I don't give a fuck
what your mum thinks!
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Mind out, lads.
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What is this?
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That is a call to arms.
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That is a stream
of unpunctuated hot air
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from a broken hair dryer.
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Oh, please don't allow me
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to interrupt your
very important potato prints.
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Not important enough for you
to mention in your interview.
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Ah! Bruised ego, is it?
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I like the "anarchy" bit.
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What about
the "Bay City Rollers" bit?
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The bit about the shop
and the band sharing a name?
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Well, it's just always good
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to throw some facts in
with the bullshit.
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I'm changing
the name of the shop.
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Well, we can't change
the name of the band now.
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The shop is not there
to service the band.
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The shop is not there
to reinforce your brand.
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Well, what is it there for,
then?
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To expose hypocrisy
and provoke revolution.
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What, with sticky back plastic
and squeezy bottles?
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Do you know the difference
between you and me, Malcolm?
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How do I differ from thee?
Let me count the ways...
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Your idea of ambition
is to be the new George Epstein.
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Brian Epstein.
It's "Brian".
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And my idea of ambition
is to be the new Boudica.
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I want to ride a chariot
down Oxford Street
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and burn this city
to the ground.
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Oh!
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So, what does Boudica want
to call her new boutique, then?
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"Seditionaries".
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There you go.
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♪ Da-da-da, da-da,
da, da-da
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♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪
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You're a fucking great
guitarist.
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- You know that?
- I'm not.
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You're just really shit.
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Mouthy Yank!
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Play with me.
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You might learn something.
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♪ I went down
St. James Infirmary
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♪ I saw my sweetheart there
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♪ Lying on a table
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♪ Oh, so cold, so white,
so fair... ♪
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We do make great music together.
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You talking about the lying-down
kind, or the sitting-up kind?
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Both.
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Well, actually
there's more than two
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cos you can do
the lying-down music...
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standing up and sitting down.
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And you can do
the sitting-down music
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standing up and lying down.
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It's confusing
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speaking in metaphors
all the time, isn't it?
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Ugh, it's a right nause!
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♪ Da-da-da, da-da,
da, da-da... ♪
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What is a metaphor?
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It's a thing
that's like a thing.
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Right.
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Those northern towns
are gonna hate you.
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Might not
make it back alive.
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Might not.
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We'd better make music
one last time...
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...before I leave.
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See, now that...
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is a metaphor.
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♪ Da...
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♪ Da, da, da-da...
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♪ Da-da
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♪ Da-da, da-da,
da-da-da ♪
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Fucking hell!
Go on, Cookie, push!
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- Are you doing anything?
- My foot's all the way down!
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Get in!
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Wait! I'm up front.
I'm the navigator.
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- I'm up front. I'm the star.
- No, you're not.
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♪ There's no point in asking,
you'll get no reply
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♪ Oh, just remember,
I don't decide
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♪ I got no reason,
it's all too much
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♪ You'll always find us
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♪ Out to lunch
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♪ Oh, we're so pretty,
oh, so pretty... ♪
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♪ We're vacant
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♪ Oh, we're so pretty,
oh, so pretty ♪
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You're not special!
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Get here,
you fucking cunt!
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There's gonna be a riot!
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Come on!
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Oh, look, the northern oafs
are snogging.
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I didn't know Barnsley
was this brutal.
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To be honest with you, son, it's
like this most Saturday nights.
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It's Wednesday.
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The ceiling.
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We're going
for a bombed-out look.
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Yeah, just smash
some holes into it.
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It's full of asbestos.
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If you unsettle it,
it'll kill you.
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I can't ask my lads to touch it.
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OK, thank you very much
for coming out!
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Victory!
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You fool!
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I'm starving.
It's obscene.
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well, I've only been
provided with money
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for petrol and accommodation.
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We can't work
if we're starving.
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- Yeah, fill 'er up, will you?
- Yeah.
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♪ We're so pretty,
oh, so pretty
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♪ We're vacant
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♪ We're so pretty,
oh, so pretty...
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- Hey!
- ♪ We're vacant... ♪
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Uh-uh! No, no, no!
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You're the star.
You stay in the front.
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Yeah, go on!
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♪ I got no reason,
it's all too much
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- ♪ You'll always find us
- Nice one, Jonesy.
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♪ Out to lunch... ♪
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We are here.
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♪ We're so pretty,
oh, so pretty... ♪
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They...
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...are here.
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What are we gonna do?
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Fuck off!
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♪ Now
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♪ And we don't care
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♪ There's no point in asking,
you'll get no reply... ♪
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Fucking cunt!
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♪ We're so pretty,
oh, so pretty
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♪ We're vacant... ♪
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Where do you think
you're going?
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♪ We're vacant
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♪ Oh, we're so pretty,
oh, so pretty
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♪ And now
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♪ And we don't care
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♪ We're pretty
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♪ We're pretty vacant
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♪ And we don't care ♪
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Hello.
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Good afternoon.
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Good afternoon, welcome
to the Grand. I'm Bernadette.
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You must be the Sex Pistols.
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Right.
You'll be in the Ballroom.
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If you could just follow me,
gentlemen.
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Our resident DJ...
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Our resident DJ kicks off
the proceedings at 7pm sharp.
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There's a buffet.
You can help yourselves.
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All right.
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Then it's you
from eight till nine.
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Watch the upholstery, John.
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- Don't even know what that is.
- Fucking...
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Through this way.
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And can I just say,
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the North Yorkshire
Hairdressers' Association
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are beside themselves
with excitement.
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Look at that!
Fucking hell!
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Will you stop pushing me
through the fucking walls?
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- Leave it, John!
- Fucking hell!
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Oh, holy shit!
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We open to the general
at 6:30 for 7.
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All yours till then.
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I haven't heard you,
but I've read a lot about you.
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So, good luck.
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Hmm!
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Whoo!
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I think it's time for a drink.
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♪ Boogie nights
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♪ Boogie nights
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♪ Boogie nights
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♪ Ain't no doubt,
we are here to party
260
00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:47,498
♪ Boogie nights
261
00:13:47,598 --> 00:13:50,369
♪ Come on now,
got to get it started
262
00:13:50,469 --> 00:13:54,144
♪ Dance with the boogie,
get down
263
00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:57,985
♪ Cos boogie nights
are always the best in town... ♪
264
00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,622
What's Malcolm playing at,
265
00:13:59,722 --> 00:14:02,427
sending us on this tour
of England's biggest twat-holes?
266
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:04,330
Isn't exactly
our target audience, is it?
267
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,934
We're on.
268
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,403
What?
269
00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:09,642
- Look at the legs on that one.
- Yeah, I've seen 'em.
270
00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:11,178
- In the middle.
- Yeah, I know.
271
00:14:11,278 --> 00:14:12,447
♪ Get that groove
272
00:14:12,548 --> 00:14:14,317
♪ Let it take you higher
273
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,556
- Disgusting!
- ♪ Make it move
274
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,626
♪ Set the place on fire
275
00:14:18,726 --> 00:14:20,129
♪ Dance with the boogie... ♪
276
00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:24,170
Hello, Whitby or Shitby
or wherever we are.
277
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:25,941
Do you want to hear
something real?
278
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:41,639
♪ Too many problems,
oh, why am I here
279
00:14:41,739 --> 00:14:45,179
♪ I need to be me
cos you're all too clear
280
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,518
♪ And I can see
there's something wrong with you
281
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:50,924
♪ But what do you
expect me to do?
282
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,462
♪ At least I gotta know
what I wanna be
283
00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,936
♪ Don't come to me
if you need pity
284
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:59,407
♪ Are you lonely,
you got no one
285
00:14:59,508 --> 00:15:02,346
♪ You get your body
in suspension
286
00:15:02,446 --> 00:15:05,052
♪ That's no problem
287
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,991
♪ Problem
288
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,162
♪ Problem
289
00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,333
♪ The problem is you
290
00:15:19,582 --> 00:15:22,186
♪ Eat your heart out
on a plastic tray
291
00:15:22,286 --> 00:15:23,623
♪ You don't do
what you want... ♪
292
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,128
Could you
turn it down a bit, please?
293
00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:27,498
The sound.
294
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:29,134
Turn it down!
295
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,404
The sound! We've got Bingo on
in the Lesser Ballroom.
296
00:15:31,505 --> 00:15:32,674
They can't hear the numbers.
297
00:15:32,774 --> 00:15:35,179
- Bingo?
- Bingo, yeah.
298
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:36,348
Next door.
299
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:39,655
♪ Two fat ladies,
eighty-eight
300
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,594
♪ Two fat ladies, kind of,
thirty-three
301
00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:45,366
♪ Thirteen, not so unlucky
302
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,405
♪ That curious number,
sixty-nine
303
00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,544
♪ Problem
304
00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,315
♪ Problem
305
00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:55,687
♪ Problem
306
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:58,091
♪ The problem with you
307
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,431
♪ So, what you gonna do
with your problem?
308
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,270
♪ Problem
309
00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:07,644
♪ Problem ♪
310
00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:13,288
Hey, it's Bernadette.
311
00:16:15,359 --> 00:16:16,662
It's Bingo!
312
00:16:18,465 --> 00:16:19,768
Turn it up!
313
00:16:19,868 --> 00:16:22,073
This one goes out
to Bingo and her boyfriends.
314
00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:39,274
♪ Suburban kid,
you got no name
315
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,380
♪ Too dumb, baby,
and you got no brain
316
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,720
♪ I bet you're all so happy
in suburban dreams
317
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,626
♪ But I'm only laughing
cos you ain't in my scheme
318
00:16:48,726 --> 00:16:51,464
♪ Hey, babe
319
00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:54,437
♪ I love you
320
00:16:54,538 --> 00:16:57,410
♪ I love you
321
00:16:57,511 --> 00:17:00,684
♪ I love you ♪
322
00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:08,766
Oi... oi!
323
00:17:09,835 --> 00:17:11,404
What's that noise?
324
00:17:15,614 --> 00:17:17,083
The sea.
325
00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:19,622
That's the sea.
326
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,364
Get out!
327
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,669
You never once got taken
to the seaside?
328
00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:30,309
My childhood wasn't quite the
lap of luxury yours was, Glen.
329
00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:32,413
Even us impoverished
Irish immigrants
330
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,618
had the occasional
seaside holiday.
331
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:37,290
Poor, underprivileged Jonesy.
332
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,296
Fuck off!
333
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:07,483
Ugh!
334
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:09,354
I didn't mean anything.
335
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,565
You're always going on
like I'm some kind of rich kid,
336
00:18:14,665 --> 00:18:16,334
but I grew up the same as you.
337
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:18,773
Oh, right!
338
00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:21,277
That's why you went
to that posh school, is it?
339
00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:24,585
I went to grammar school because
I passed the entrance exam.
340
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,524
Fair enough.
341
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:29,427
I was too thick for all that.
342
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,770
You know why I play bass?
343
00:18:37,878 --> 00:18:39,447
Loneliness.
344
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:41,919
All them grammar school kids
thought I was scum.
345
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:47,430
And all you lot thought I was
a stuck-up posh boy, so, uh...
346
00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:50,135
...I learned music.
347
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,912
But I didn't start a band.
348
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,682
You did.
349
00:18:58,285 --> 00:18:59,688
And, uh...
350
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:04,330
...it's the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
351
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,773
You're not thick, Steve.
352
00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:13,181
Yeah, Rotten's got all that...
353
00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:15,653
...but you're the one
who actually gets things done.
354
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,195
Well, for my money...
355
00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:23,335
...you're smarter
than all of us.
356
00:19:27,477 --> 00:19:29,447
- Come here, you!
- Oi, oi, oi!
357
00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:31,284
Stop it! No! Oh, fuck!
358
00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:32,921
- Hey, Cookie!
- Woo-hoo!
359
00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:35,727
No... Fuck me!
360
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,833
Steve, be nice,
I'm gonna be sick!
361
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:46,347
Raving fucking hell!
362
00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,203
For fuck's sake!
363
00:19:57,303 --> 00:19:58,740
For fuck's sake!
364
00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:23,556
They're perfect tonight!
365
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,025
They play like a band.
366
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,978
♪ There's no point in asking,
you'll get no reply
367
00:20:35,078 --> 00:20:38,418
♪ Oh, just remember,
I don't decide... ♪
368
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,738
I can't bear it any longer,
Francie.
369
00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,944
I'm a prisoner in my own home.
370
00:21:11,552 --> 00:21:14,858
It's time for youth revolution.
371
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,737
Get in!
372
00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:28,886
Welcome to Mission Control.
373
00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:31,659
Well... it's a dump!
374
00:21:32,961 --> 00:21:34,998
Oh, hello. I'm Steve.
375
00:21:35,098 --> 00:21:37,303
I know.
I know who you all are.
376
00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:38,706
And can I just say
377
00:21:38,806 --> 00:21:41,377
that I think what you're doing
is so important.
378
00:21:41,477 --> 00:21:44,450
You could say that,
but would it be true?
379
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,522
Look, don't mind Johnny,
he's a right nause.
380
00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:49,561
Do mind Steve,
he's a sexual maniac.
381
00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:52,968
Yeah, I am. Sorry, there's
nothing I can do about it.
382
00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:55,974
Sophie is my aide-de-camp.
383
00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:58,779
- Aide de what?
- I think he means assistant.
384
00:21:58,879 --> 00:22:01,952
Oh, grammar school
is finally paying off.
385
00:22:02,052 --> 00:22:05,627
Sophie shall be giving you
your weekly wages.
386
00:22:05,727 --> 00:22:07,429
Oh!
How much do we get?
387
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,733
Twenty-five pounds.
388
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:09,835
What?
389
00:22:09,935 --> 00:22:12,373
I used to get more
as an apprentice.
390
00:22:12,473 --> 00:22:15,078
It's just until we start
selling records.
391
00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:17,717
Speaking of which...
392
00:22:17,817 --> 00:22:23,863
Your freshly negotiated
EMI recording contract.
393
00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:26,569
- Give us a look.
- How much is it for?
394
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,810
Forty thousand pounds.
395
00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:33,516
Whoa, fuck!
396
00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:36,454
Wait, hang on, hang on.
Then why only 25 quid a week?
397
00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:41,431
Well, the 40k is to pay for
the recording of your new album.
398
00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:42,601
- Come on!
- Oi!
399
00:22:42,701 --> 00:22:45,472
This is a complex
legal document.
400
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,879
You get 25 percent,
401
00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:51,919
and we pay your expenses?
402
00:22:52,019 --> 00:22:54,725
- All very standard stuff.
- Look, it's all right.
403
00:22:54,825 --> 00:22:56,695
Malcolm knows
if he stitches us up,
404
00:22:56,795 --> 00:22:58,766
I'll break his fucking legs.
Don't you, Malcolm?
405
00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:00,770
Too right, my boy.
406
00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,507
Right, who's first?
407
00:23:02,607 --> 00:23:05,012
Oi! Wait, wait, wait!
408
00:23:06,247 --> 00:23:07,851
Can we see the actual cheque?
409
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:10,122
The actual cheque.
410
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,759
Made out to "Glitterbest"?
411
00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:14,096
What's "Glitterbest",
Malcolm?
412
00:23:16,468 --> 00:23:18,539
Sophie,
will you explain it to him?
413
00:23:18,639 --> 00:23:21,512
Um, Malcolm tells me
414
00:23:21,612 --> 00:23:24,785
"Glitterbest" is
a limited liability company.
415
00:23:24,885 --> 00:23:27,056
The money still belongs to you.
416
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,596
"Glitterbest" merely handles it.
417
00:23:30,696 --> 00:23:33,502
You seem like
a very sensible girl, Sophie.
418
00:23:33,602 --> 00:23:35,707
If there's anything wrong
with this, it's your fault
419
00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:37,476
because you're the only one
what's read it.
420
00:23:37,577 --> 00:23:39,447
- Oi! That it... John!
- Too right!
421
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:41,618
You can all hire
lawyers if you really want to,
422
00:23:41,718 --> 00:23:44,524
but frankly, they are
a bunch of corrupt bastards
423
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,094
who are not worth their pay.
424
00:23:46,194 --> 00:23:48,599
Isn't that right, Sophie?
425
00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:50,903
- Well, I can't say...
- Of course you can't!
426
00:23:51,003 --> 00:23:53,074
Neither can I.
What I'd much rather you do
427
00:23:53,174 --> 00:23:57,550
is go on Thames Television
live tomorrow evening
428
00:23:57,650 --> 00:24:00,556
to discuss the phenomenon
that you are about to become.
429
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,059
Thames Television?
430
00:24:02,159 --> 00:24:03,896
- Which show?
- "Grundy".
431
00:24:03,996 --> 00:24:07,504
"Grundy"?
My mum loves him.
432
00:24:07,604 --> 00:24:11,779
Sign the contract,
then go tell the world.
433
00:24:11,879 --> 00:24:14,718
- You're not joking?
- We've told everyone.
434
00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:17,557
Your aunt Julia
almost had a conniption.
435
00:24:17,657 --> 00:24:19,661
Everyone watches it,
don't they?
436
00:24:19,761 --> 00:24:20,863
It's really quite exciting.
437
00:24:20,963 --> 00:24:22,801
I always knew you'd be famous.
438
00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:25,205
You get it from me.
Charisma.
439
00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:27,644
- Why are you on?
- Because...
440
00:24:27,744 --> 00:24:29,180
You haven't done
anything wrong, have you?
441
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:30,817
Are you on it as well, Steve?
442
00:24:30,917 --> 00:24:32,654
Yeah, were all gonna be on it,
Mrs. C.
443
00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:35,158
Oh...
Should've asked me on.
444
00:24:35,258 --> 00:24:36,962
Is your mum excited, Steve?
445
00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:40,102
Oh... yeah.
446
00:24:40,202 --> 00:24:42,640
- Bound to be.
- We're on cos...
447
00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,276
- You haven't told her, have ya?
- Mum!
448
00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:46,582
We've got a recording contract.
449
00:24:46,682 --> 00:24:48,251
- Oh, lovely.
- That's a big deal.
450
00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:50,957
Go and tell her, Steve.
451
00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,494
She's your mum.
452
00:24:54,565 --> 00:24:55,767
On telly!
453
00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:59,006
That's exciting.
454
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,610
We've got a contract,
Mrs Jones.
455
00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:03,983
- It's a lot of money.
- Oh, Steve!
456
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,054
Yeah,
we're actually on tonight.
457
00:25:06,154 --> 00:25:07,924
On the "Today" show.
458
00:25:08,024 --> 00:25:10,596
That'll be a laugh.
459
00:25:10,696 --> 00:25:13,301
It'll make a change
from keeping it to ourselves,
460
00:25:13,401 --> 00:25:17,209
watching him cock up live on TV.
461
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,246
Well, now the whole world
will get to see
462
00:25:19,346 --> 00:25:22,687
what your poor mum's had
to put up with all these years.
463
00:25:23,388 --> 00:25:25,125
Lazy little sod.
464
00:25:26,261 --> 00:25:28,699
Huh? Honestly...
465
00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,572
What did we do to deserve you?
466
00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:34,210
Ey?
467
00:25:41,224 --> 00:25:42,627
- Don't miss it.
- Yeah.
468
00:25:42,727 --> 00:25:44,230
Ta-ta.
469
00:25:52,379 --> 00:25:54,618
Sexy young assassins!
470
00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:57,089
Your carriage awaits you.
471
00:26:01,632 --> 00:26:03,268
Jones!
472
00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,610
Steve!
473
00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:11,217
Steve!
474
00:26:16,929 --> 00:26:18,799
Are you all right, my boy?
475
00:26:18,899 --> 00:26:22,072
Never better!
476
00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:24,778
Come on.
477
00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:31,057
Oh, no, no, no...
478
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,927
For fuck's sake!
479
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,631
Oi!
480
00:26:44,183 --> 00:26:45,953
I was told
the band was a four-piece.
481
00:26:46,053 --> 00:26:48,324
We're not a band,
we are a movement.
482
00:26:48,424 --> 00:26:50,696
Now, if he talks to you
about violence, remember,
483
00:26:50,796 --> 00:26:53,736
you have to destroy
in order to create.
484
00:26:53,836 --> 00:26:56,808
If he asks you about filth,
just turn it back on him.
485
00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,814
Talk about the filthy conditions
the poor live in or something.
486
00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:02,352
Just turn it back on him
every time.
487
00:27:02,452 --> 00:27:04,824
This is going to be
very confrontational.
488
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,831
Do shut up, Malcolm!
489
00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:10,268
- You all right?
- What?
490
00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:12,406
- It'll be a piece of piss.
- Good!
491
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,343
- Cos I am fucking damn pissed.
- Good.
492
00:27:14,443 --> 00:27:16,815
You know,
there really are a lot of you.
493
00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:18,953
- There's a lot of you.
- Do we get a fee for this?
494
00:27:19,053 --> 00:27:21,859
No, not a fee as such,
but you're welcome to go back
495
00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:23,361
- and finish the crisps.
- Ah!
496
00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:27,436
Just come through
calmly!
497
00:27:27,537 --> 00:27:29,006
Behave yourselves!
498
00:27:32,046 --> 00:27:34,985
I think you'll find that I'm
the king of this establishment.
499
00:27:35,085 --> 00:27:36,855
- And you'll need more chairs.
- Hello!
500
00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:39,961
Please find your seats.
Do not touch anything.
501
00:27:40,061 --> 00:27:41,832
And make your way to the set!
502
00:27:41,932 --> 00:27:43,368
Oh! You are rather cross!
503
00:27:43,468 --> 00:27:45,238
We are live
in three minutes!
504
00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:47,309
Sit down!
505
00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,846
Do not touch the cue cards.
506
00:27:48,946 --> 00:27:50,983
- Are you going on, too?
- Me? No, no.
507
00:27:51,083 --> 00:27:53,756
- I'm the éminence grise.
- Oh. Course you are.
508
00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:54,991
The interviewer's late.
509
00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,262
- What are you doing for a job?
- Fat oaf!
510
00:27:57,362 --> 00:28:00,435
- Hello.
- Better late than never, eh?
511
00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:13,127
'They are punk rockers.'
512
00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:15,866
- Oi, oi!
- 'The new craze, they tell me.
513
00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:19,808
'Their heroes? Not the nice,
clean Rolling Stones.
514
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,444
'You see,
they are as drunk as I am.
515
00:28:21,545 --> 00:28:23,281
'They are clean by comparison.'
516
00:28:23,381 --> 00:28:26,153
There you are.
He said they're drunk.
517
00:28:26,253 --> 00:28:28,424
'And I am surrounded now
by all of them...'
518
00:28:28,525 --> 00:28:31,097
- 'In action!'
- 'Let's see the Sex Pistols...
519
00:28:31,197 --> 00:28:32,800
'...in action.'
520
00:28:34,403 --> 00:28:36,775
We were there.
Why are we watching this?
521
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,177
They're good, they are.
522
00:28:38,277 --> 00:28:40,850
People are gonna be disappointed
we aren't Queen,
523
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,820
ballet dancing like Mr Mercury.
524
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,325
- Is that what I was wearing?
- Oh, look!
525
00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:46,828
Beauty and the beast!
526
00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:48,331
NVC going live...
527
00:28:48,431 --> 00:28:50,435
...in five, four...
528
00:28:51,572 --> 00:28:53,241
'I am told
529
00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:57,316
'that that group have received
£40,000 from a record company.'
530
00:28:57,416 --> 00:28:59,486
Did he just say "40,000"?
531
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:01,057
A load of old bollocks!
532
00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,061
It's hype! You know?
533
00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:04,798
Not real money.
534
00:29:04,898 --> 00:29:07,135
- 'Tell me more about it.'
- 'Fucking spent it, ain't we?'
535
00:29:07,235 --> 00:29:11,110
What did he say?
What did Steven just say?
536
00:29:11,210 --> 00:29:13,949
- Did he just swear?
- 'Good Lord, that's shocking!'
537
00:29:14,049 --> 00:29:16,989
- He's joking, though, isn't he?
- I think that fella's drunk.
538
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,195
Are you serious, or are you
just trying to make me laugh?
539
00:29:20,295 --> 00:29:21,197
Yeah, it's all gone.
540
00:29:21,297 --> 00:29:22,366
- Really?
- Yeah.
541
00:29:22,466 --> 00:29:23,969
- I mean what you're doing.
- Oh, yeah.
542
00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:26,073
- You are serious?
- Mm.
543
00:29:26,173 --> 00:29:28,344
Beethoven, Mozart, Bach...
544
00:29:28,444 --> 00:29:30,983
Yes, well, they're all
heroes of ours, ain't they?
545
00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,219
What did you say, sir?
546
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:34,390
- Yes, they're wonderful people.
- Are they?
547
00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:36,828
Oh, yes,
they really turn us on.
548
00:29:36,928 --> 00:29:38,031
But they're dead.
549
00:29:38,131 --> 00:29:40,301
Well, supposing
they turn other people on?
550
00:29:40,401 --> 00:29:41,838
That's just their tough shit.
551
00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:44,978
- It's what?
- Nothing. A rude word.
552
00:29:45,078 --> 00:29:47,249
- Next question?
- No, no.
553
00:29:47,349 --> 00:29:48,418
What was the rude word?
554
00:29:48,519 --> 00:29:50,923
Oh, what the fuck
did he ask him that for?
555
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,025
'Shit.'
556
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,896
Oh!
557
00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:56,835
There you are! I told you,
didn't I? Here we go.
558
00:29:56,935 --> 00:29:59,841
He's just more or less asked him
to swear live on air!
559
00:29:59,941 --> 00:30:01,978
Are you worried, or are you
just enjoying yourself?
560
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:03,381
- Enjoying myself.
- Are you?
561
00:30:03,481 --> 00:30:04,551
- Yeah.
- That's what I thought!
562
00:30:04,651 --> 00:30:06,454
You know,
I always wanted to meet you.
563
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:07,857
- Did you really?
- Yeah.
564
00:30:07,957 --> 00:30:09,894
We'll meet afterwards,
shall we?
565
00:30:09,994 --> 00:30:11,430
You dirty sod!
566
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,904
- That told him!
- 'You dirty old man.'
567
00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:17,442
Well, keep going, chief,
keep going.
568
00:30:17,543 --> 00:30:20,148
Go on, we got
another five seconds.
569
00:30:20,248 --> 00:30:22,587
- 'You dirty bastard!'
- 'Go on, again!'
570
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,862
'You dirty fucker!
571
00:30:27,931 --> 00:30:31,872
'You dirty, dirty,
dirty fucker!'
572
00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:34,410
- 'What a clever boy!'
- 'What a fucking rotter!'
573
00:30:34,511 --> 00:30:36,013
'Well,
that's it for tonight.
574
00:30:36,113 --> 00:30:37,416
'The other rocker, Eamonn,
575
00:30:37,517 --> 00:30:39,319
'and I'm saying nothing else
about him,
576
00:30:39,419 --> 00:30:42,225
'will be back tomorrow.
I'll be seeing you soon.'
577
00:30:42,325 --> 00:30:44,029
I hope I won't be
seeing you again.
578
00:30:44,129 --> 00:30:46,300
From me, though, good night.
579
00:30:55,653 --> 00:30:57,489
What a disgusting sleaze!
580
00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,359
Shit! I hope
my mum wasn't watching!
581
00:30:59,459 --> 00:31:02,165
Please hold! Please hold!
582
00:31:02,265 --> 00:31:03,502
Right, that...
583
00:31:03,602 --> 00:31:06,040
- That is the complaint line!
- Oh!
584
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:07,476
Oh, just...
Just get in the green room.
585
00:31:07,577 --> 00:31:09,581
I knew he'd be bad, but
I didn't think he'd be that bad.
586
00:31:09,681 --> 00:31:12,587
- Uh, tell me about it!
- You tellin' me!
587
00:31:15,593 --> 00:31:18,532
What... have you done?
588
00:31:18,632 --> 00:31:20,335
What you told us to do.
589
00:31:20,435 --> 00:31:23,609
I did not tell you
to end your entire career,
590
00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,147
to destroy everything
that we have worked for,
591
00:31:26,247 --> 00:31:28,685
by appearing in front
of the British public
592
00:31:28,785 --> 00:31:30,488
on teatime television
593
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,127
as a bunch of sweary toddlers!
594
00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:36,133
Malcolm!
595
00:31:36,233 --> 00:31:39,974
Always the revolutionary
until the barricades go up,
596
00:31:40,074 --> 00:31:42,212
and then he runs home
to Grandma.
597
00:31:42,312 --> 00:31:43,615
Look, the bloke
just wound us up, and...
598
00:31:43,715 --> 00:31:48,090
No one has said the word "fuck"
on British TV
599
00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:50,963
ever before in history.
600
00:31:51,063 --> 00:31:52,633
Brendan Behan.
601
00:31:53,636 --> 00:31:54,671
What?
602
00:31:57,309 --> 00:32:01,116
It's a matter of great pride to
the Irish community in Britain
603
00:32:01,216 --> 00:32:05,559
that the first person to use
the F-word on British TV
604
00:32:05,659 --> 00:32:08,532
was in fact
the poet Brendan Behan.
605
00:32:08,632 --> 00:32:11,638
He said "fuck"
to Malcolm Muggeridge.
606
00:32:11,738 --> 00:32:13,040
Ten times.
607
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,679
So this is just
a storm in a china tea cup
608
00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:20,021
on the table of doilies
of your cowardice.
609
00:32:20,121 --> 00:32:21,190
Who told you to laugh?
610
00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:23,662
No, no, it's just...
doilies are funny.
611
00:32:23,762 --> 00:32:25,733
So funny!
612
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,145
Whoops!
613
00:32:32,245 --> 00:32:33,447
Our work here is done.
614
00:32:33,548 --> 00:32:36,153
Let's go back to the old
hideout, get pissed!
615
00:32:36,253 --> 00:32:37,557
Destroy!
616
00:32:39,494 --> 00:32:42,065
♪ Some people
try to pick up girls
617
00:32:42,165 --> 00:32:44,169
♪ And get called assholes
618
00:32:44,269 --> 00:32:47,442
♪ This never happened
to Pablo Picasso
619
00:32:47,543 --> 00:32:49,146
- ♪ He could walk... ♪
- It's in the bin!
620
00:32:49,246 --> 00:32:51,350
I brought you the papers.
621
00:32:52,553 --> 00:32:54,691
- Cheers!
- Who is she?
622
00:32:55,826 --> 00:32:58,565
- Uh, she's...
- I'm his music teacher.
623
00:32:58,665 --> 00:33:00,736
Yeah. yeah, yeah.
That's right.
624
00:33:00,836 --> 00:33:02,439
You might wanna read
those headlines.
625
00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:06,380
Wait! You can't!
626
00:33:07,784 --> 00:33:10,589
"The Foul-Mouthed Yobs."
627
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:12,527
"Were The Pistols Loaded?"
628
00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:15,331
"The Filth And The Fury."
629
00:33:15,431 --> 00:33:16,635
"Filth And The Fury"
is good.
630
00:33:16,735 --> 00:33:19,607
News of the World!
631
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:22,713
Johnny? Tony says
you're a foul-mouthed...
632
00:33:22,813 --> 00:33:24,049
Fucking hell!
633
00:33:24,651 --> 00:33:26,320
Open up, boys!
634
00:33:28,124 --> 00:33:30,461
How the fuck
did they get up there?
635
00:33:30,562 --> 00:33:32,600
Sid! Sid!
What are you doing?
636
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:34,269
Answering the door.
637
00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:36,473
Is it an orgy, boys?
638
00:33:36,574 --> 00:33:38,210
Let's give 'em
an eyeful of this.
639
00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:40,114
Get your hand
off that knob!
640
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,791
- This is punk!
- Shh!
641
00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,628
We do what we want
where we want!
642
00:33:46,728 --> 00:33:48,732
And we ain't scared
to show the world.
643
00:33:48,832 --> 00:33:51,771
You think I want the world
seeing me like this?
644
00:33:51,871 --> 00:33:54,276
My dear mother might think
I was stupid enough
645
00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:57,215
to exchange bodily fluids
with these harridans.
646
00:33:57,315 --> 00:33:58,552
Oi! Piss off!
647
00:33:58,652 --> 00:33:59,821
I wouldn't exchange
bodily fluids with you
648
00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:01,625
if you were the last body
in London!
649
00:34:01,725 --> 00:34:03,261
- Open, sesame!
- Sid!
650
00:34:03,361 --> 00:34:05,766
I'll tell Mum that you led me
into this depravity,
651
00:34:05,866 --> 00:34:08,104
and she will ban you
from our house forever!
652
00:34:08,204 --> 00:34:10,375
No more cups of tea!
653
00:34:10,475 --> 00:34:12,312
No more iced biscuits!
654
00:34:12,412 --> 00:34:14,116
No more motherly sympathy!
655
00:34:14,216 --> 00:34:17,556
Just cold, hard banishment!
656
00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:22,667
- I do love your mum.
- And she loves you.
657
00:34:22,767 --> 00:34:25,138
Let's keep it that way.
658
00:34:25,238 --> 00:34:27,142
Come on, boys,
let's see you!
659
00:34:28,512 --> 00:34:30,381
Oh, God!
660
00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:33,387
♪ Hey... ♪
661
00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:35,258
And now, music news.
662
00:34:35,358 --> 00:34:37,295
'A huge uproar's broken out
663
00:34:37,395 --> 00:34:40,301
'after members of the punk rock
group The Sex Pistols
664
00:34:40,401 --> 00:34:43,207
'repeatedly swore live
on teatime television.'
665
00:34:43,307 --> 00:34:45,211
♪ Our Father
666
00:34:45,946 --> 00:34:48,184
♪ Which art in heaven... ♪
667
00:34:48,284 --> 00:34:50,455
Oi!
There's Johnny fucking Rotten!
668
00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:51,691
Come here, you fuck!
669
00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:54,262
I'm gonna kick
your head in!
670
00:34:54,362 --> 00:34:56,835
My mum was watching that,
you fuck!
671
00:34:58,204 --> 00:35:01,544
Get in! Lock this door!
Lock the door!
672
00:35:01,644 --> 00:35:03,548
Fuck!
673
00:35:04,884 --> 00:35:07,422
- Drive!
- You fucking cunt, you!
674
00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:12,833
I mean, this I like,
cos this is something different.
675
00:35:12,933 --> 00:35:15,171
You know? This is
what it should be about.
676
00:35:15,271 --> 00:35:17,710
Look at you! You think
you're all right, don't you?
677
00:35:17,810 --> 00:35:20,214
- Or what exactly?
- Ponce! Cunt!
678
00:35:20,314 --> 00:35:21,450
Oh, here we go.
679
00:35:21,551 --> 00:35:23,622
Ding, ding,
next question, please.
680
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,360
♪ For thine is the kingdom
681
00:35:26,460 --> 00:35:28,164
♪ And the power
682
00:35:28,264 --> 00:35:30,301
♪ And the glory
683
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,307
♪ Forever
684
00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:35,879
♪ And ever... ♪
685
00:35:35,979 --> 00:35:37,482
Quick, Julia!
686
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:42,727
♪ And ever ♪
687
00:35:42,827 --> 00:35:44,931
Fucking cunt!
688
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:50,876
They should've kept
an eye on you. You're the face.
689
00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:55,218
And what makes the band
the band.
690
00:35:57,557 --> 00:36:00,763
It's not your fault
everyone wants to talk to you.
691
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,407
They got to appreciate that...
692
00:36:07,944 --> 00:36:09,814
...take care of you.
693
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:14,891
You're my only real mate, Sid.
694
00:36:17,997 --> 00:36:20,569
You'll need another,
for later.
695
00:36:21,738 --> 00:36:23,909
I'll be dead
by the time I'm 21.
696
00:36:24,009 --> 00:36:26,848
Don't say
stupid clichés like that.
697
00:36:30,723 --> 00:36:32,425
No, I mean it.
698
00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:37,302
Do you want a cup of tea?
699
00:36:39,339 --> 00:36:41,811
Yeah, thanks.
700
00:36:41,911 --> 00:36:43,648
I'll make it.
701
00:36:59,747 --> 00:37:01,450
♪ You read me my rights
702
00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:03,420
♪ And then you said...
703
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,826
♪ "Let's go"
and nothing more
704
00:37:05,926 --> 00:37:07,563
♪ I thought of my nights
705
00:37:07,663 --> 00:37:09,667
♪ And how they were
706
00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,303
♪ They were filled with... ♪
707
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,443
No, pet, we did not
spray-paint "Scum" and "Filth"
708
00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:17,850
on the outside of our shop.
Why would we do that?
709
00:37:17,950 --> 00:37:19,687
Yes, I suppose it is
the kind of thing we would do,
710
00:37:19,787 --> 00:37:21,958
but in this instance... no!
711
00:37:22,058 --> 00:37:24,564
Malcolm...
712
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,705
- It's your call, Mal.
- Yeah?
713
00:37:32,479 --> 00:37:34,884
No... I...
Well, couldn't we...?
714
00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:37,756
We couldn't.
715
00:37:40,496 --> 00:37:42,432
Yes, no, I see.
716
00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:43,668
I see.
717
00:37:43,768 --> 00:37:44,937
- What?
- The shop...
718
00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:46,674
Actually, never mind...
719
00:37:46,774 --> 00:37:48,344
What?
720
00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:51,851
- EMI have just dropped us.
- And the shop has been... Oh!
721
00:37:52,954 --> 00:37:55,024
Are they asking
for the money back?
722
00:37:55,124 --> 00:37:58,330
No, no, no, the advance
is not returnable.
723
00:37:58,430 --> 00:38:00,736
So, this is interesting.
724
00:38:02,806 --> 00:38:04,009
Stay down! Stay down!
725
00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,313
What happened?
726
00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:08,017
Watch you mouths,
you filthy scum!
727
00:38:08,117 --> 00:38:10,522
Fucking
fascist arrogant cunts!
728
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:11,791
What's happening?
729
00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:14,329
The fascist bastard
just threw a bloody brick
730
00:38:14,429 --> 00:38:15,833
- through our window.
- Not the window!
731
00:38:15,933 --> 00:38:18,738
I can see what happened
to the bloody window, you fool!
732
00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:19,874
What have you done?
733
00:38:19,974 --> 00:38:22,780
What have you done
to our lives?
734
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,617
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
735
00:38:24,717 --> 00:38:26,053
Look, they've gone.
Are you all right?
736
00:38:26,153 --> 00:38:28,525
- I'm OK, Mum.
- Let me see your hands.
737
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,495
Oh, I know what I've done.
738
00:38:33,434 --> 00:38:35,338
I've made us matter.
739
00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,509
Right,
thanks to my strategy,
740
00:38:37,609 --> 00:38:39,914
we are now poised
to change the world
741
00:38:40,014 --> 00:38:43,020
Your "strategy"?
You were shitting your pants.
742
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,525
You have been banned
from playing
743
00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:49,466
right across the country,
which is wonderful.
744
00:38:49,567 --> 00:38:51,938
- Wonderful, how?
- Society fears you.
745
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:55,913
You... matter.
746
00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:58,919
And to add to the glory of
the day, EMI have dropped you.
747
00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:00,522
- What?
- Shit!
748
00:39:00,622 --> 00:39:02,392
- Which means...
- We're fucked!
749
00:39:02,493 --> 00:39:04,530
It means that we're available.
750
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:06,935
We are available,
and we are infamous!
751
00:39:07,035 --> 00:39:09,807
And we are an instantly
recognisable brand,
752
00:39:09,907 --> 00:39:12,378
which is why Jamie is here.
753
00:39:12,478 --> 00:39:16,386
Jamie is an anarchist,
a Druid, and a genius.
754
00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:17,823
In that order.
755
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:20,762
He is also now
our new Head of Marketing.
756
00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,800
Working under him
will be Julian.
757
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,704
Uh, actually
I'm an independent.
758
00:39:24,804 --> 00:39:27,375
- And Helen.
- Uh, I'm independent, too.
759
00:39:27,475 --> 00:39:28,578
We're a team.
760
00:39:28,678 --> 00:39:31,651
And to build
our world-wide brand,
761
00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:36,093
we must sharpen and focus
our image.
762
00:39:36,193 --> 00:39:38,598
Imagine we're in a movie
763
00:39:38,698 --> 00:39:40,936
by Jean-Luc Godard.
764
00:39:41,036 --> 00:39:43,842
Imagine I punch you
in the face.
765
00:39:43,942 --> 00:39:49,119
You would play
the tortured street poet.
766
00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:55,565
You would play the rough,
yet sensitive criminal.
767
00:39:55,665 --> 00:40:00,074
You would be the street-smart,
loyal friend.
768
00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:01,410
Naturally.
769
00:40:01,511 --> 00:40:04,449
And you... You would be...
770
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:07,155
- Uh...
- The really boring mummy's boy
771
00:40:07,255 --> 00:40:09,125
with bad hair, bad jeans,
772
00:40:09,225 --> 00:40:11,463
and a very annoying,
whiny little voice.
773
00:40:11,564 --> 00:40:13,902
You fucking cunt!
774
00:40:14,002 --> 00:40:16,473
No wonder everyone in this band
fucking hates you!
775
00:40:25,692 --> 00:40:27,428
Sorry.
776
00:40:27,529 --> 00:40:28,598
Not much sleep.
777
00:40:29,634 --> 00:40:31,604
It's all right.
778
00:40:33,508 --> 00:40:34,844
That's anarchy.
779
00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:39,587
- He speaks!
- Only occasionally,
780
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,158
but with great perspicacity.
781
00:40:42,258 --> 00:40:45,464
We need to create
a visual style...
782
00:40:45,565 --> 00:40:47,001
...that supports
the fundamental anarchy
783
00:40:47,101 --> 00:40:50,074
that lives both within
and without the band.
784
00:40:51,978 --> 00:40:53,648
You see, perspicacious.
785
00:40:53,748 --> 00:40:55,952
Incomprehensible!
786
00:40:56,052 --> 00:40:58,057
Jamie's also on with Sophie.
787
00:40:59,694 --> 00:41:02,633
- Thanks, Malcolm!
- Well, it's a matter of fact!
788
00:41:02,733 --> 00:41:04,603
- Prick!
- What I mean is,
789
00:41:04,703 --> 00:41:08,511
we are all one great, big...
790
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:10,916
...unhappy family!
791
00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:13,521
And families yell,
792
00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:15,525
and they scream,
and they fight,
793
00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:17,663
but none of that matters,
794
00:41:17,763 --> 00:41:20,067
as long as we stick together.
795
00:41:25,244 --> 00:41:27,115
Where is it?
It's supposed to be there.
796
00:41:32,025 --> 00:41:33,795
- That's him!
- Stay calm.
797
00:41:33,895 --> 00:41:35,499
Follow him!
798
00:41:35,899 --> 00:41:37,536
Excuse me!
799
00:41:37,636 --> 00:41:39,072
- Nice!
- ♪ Don't stop
800
00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:45,685
♪ Jah! Jah! Bring forth
milk and honey, don't stop
801
00:41:48,023 --> 00:41:51,063
♪ Let the newsmen write
802
00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:54,570
♪ What they wanna write... ♪
803
00:41:54,670 --> 00:41:56,874
I need to see Malcolm.
804
00:41:56,974 --> 00:41:58,110
He's not here, pet.
805
00:41:59,146 --> 00:42:00,882
- Fuck it!
- Come on, then.
806
00:42:03,053 --> 00:42:04,857
Mind out!
807
00:42:07,763 --> 00:42:09,700
Yes?
808
00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:13,975
Um, we...
809
00:42:15,913 --> 00:42:19,152
- We...
- We want to change our lives.
810
00:42:19,252 --> 00:42:21,691
Yes. Completely.
811
00:42:26,634 --> 00:42:27,636
Put this on.
812
00:42:27,736 --> 00:42:29,774
Oh, God!
813
00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:32,278
I couldn't wear that.
Never!
814
00:42:34,049 --> 00:42:35,752
Let me tell you about this.
815
00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:38,625
For hundreds of years,
816
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:41,731
women had to wear stuff
like this under their dresses.
817
00:42:41,831 --> 00:42:45,639
They literally lived in bondage.
818
00:42:45,739 --> 00:42:47,141
Are you asking us
to wear it now, then?
819
00:42:48,110 --> 00:42:49,613
My project
820
00:42:49,713 --> 00:42:52,986
is to summon this darkness
out of its own shadows...
821
00:42:54,089 --> 00:42:56,026
...and into the light of reason.
822
00:42:56,126 --> 00:42:58,030
Is that a song?
823
00:42:58,130 --> 00:43:00,134
It's a creed.
824
00:43:00,234 --> 00:43:02,906
All these means of oppression
were hidden away
825
00:43:03,006 --> 00:43:05,177
behind bustles and crinolines.
826
00:43:05,277 --> 00:43:07,348
And it were no different
when our mothers were young.
827
00:43:07,448 --> 00:43:09,319
The Playtex girdle
was just another corset
828
00:43:09,419 --> 00:43:11,791
destroying your insides.
829
00:43:11,891 --> 00:43:14,897
Wait. Are you saying
you wear this on the outside?
830
00:43:14,997 --> 00:43:16,767
Of course!
I don't make underwear.
831
00:43:16,867 --> 00:43:19,673
What do you take me for?
Marks and Spencer?
832
00:43:19,773 --> 00:43:21,911
I'm not St. Michael, darling.
833
00:43:22,011 --> 00:43:24,683
It's too sexy.
It's way too sexy.
834
00:43:24,783 --> 00:43:27,823
It was designed to be sexy -
835
00:43:27,923 --> 00:43:31,631
to offer women's bodies
up to the gaze of men,
836
00:43:31,731 --> 00:43:35,371
but you wear it on the outside.
837
00:43:37,141 --> 00:43:38,645
And what happens?
838
00:43:38,745 --> 00:43:40,682
You get a lot of funny looks.
839
00:43:40,782 --> 00:43:42,686
But no wolf whistles.
840
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:46,828
Turn the male gaze
back on itself.
841
00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:49,165
It's the opposite of sexy.
842
00:43:49,265 --> 00:43:52,673
It exposes the mystery,
the mechanics.
843
00:43:52,773 --> 00:43:54,309
Do you follow me?
844
00:43:54,409 --> 00:43:57,816
Wait, are you saying
we could wear this stuff?
845
00:43:58,885 --> 00:44:00,789
We can't afford it.
846
00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,358
I'm dressing you.
847
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:05,097
The gig is my show.
848
00:44:05,197 --> 00:44:07,669
And you're going to be
on the catwalk.
849
00:44:10,775 --> 00:44:13,113
Are you ready?
850
00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:19,960
We're from Huddersfield!
851
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:22,365
We love you!
852
00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:26,741
♪ You thought
that we were faking
853
00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:30,882
♪ That we were all just
money making
854
00:44:30,982 --> 00:44:33,855
♪ You do not believe
we're for real
855
00:44:33,955 --> 00:44:37,128
♪ Or you would lose
your cheap appeal
856
00:44:37,228 --> 00:44:40,267
♪ Oh, don't you judge a book
just by the cover
857
00:44:40,367 --> 00:44:43,140
♪ Unless you cover yet another
858
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:46,279
♪ And blind acceptance
is a sign
859
00:44:46,379 --> 00:44:48,718
♪ Of stupid fools
who stand in line
860
00:44:48,818 --> 00:44:51,423
- ♪ No need to cut
- ♪ And there is no reason why
861
00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:54,763
- ♪ No need to cut
- ♪ I tell ya it was all a frame
862
00:44:54,863 --> 00:44:57,134
- ♪ No need to cut
- ♪ They only did it cos of fame
863
00:44:57,234 --> 00:44:58,738
♪ EMI
864
00:44:58,838 --> 00:45:01,877
- ♪ I do not need the pressure
- ♪ EMI
865
00:45:01,977 --> 00:45:03,982
♪ I can't stand
those useless fools
866
00:45:04,082 --> 00:45:05,184
♪ EMI
867
00:45:05,284 --> 00:45:07,756
- ♪ Unlimited supply
- ♪ EMI
868
00:45:07,856 --> 00:45:09,459
♪ Hello, EMI
869
00:45:10,194 --> 00:45:16,139
♪ Goodbye ♪
870
00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,286
Sidney! Sidney!
871
00:45:28,706 --> 00:45:30,301
Good evening, London.
872
00:45:30,401 --> 00:45:33,307
We are the Sex Pistols,
873
00:45:33,407 --> 00:45:36,747
and we are coming
to shoot you down dead!
874
00:45:39,252 --> 00:45:41,924
He's gotta go
to the loo.
875
00:45:42,024 --> 00:45:43,895
- Steve, I want a quick word.
- Where?
876
00:45:43,995 --> 00:45:45,464
I'm grabbing the others.
877
00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:47,536
In private. John. John.
878
00:45:47,636 --> 00:45:49,138
I just want a quick word.
879
00:45:49,238 --> 00:45:51,076
Steve!
880
00:45:51,176 --> 00:45:52,946
What's up?
881
00:45:53,046 --> 00:45:55,050
I just wanted to give you
882
00:45:55,150 --> 00:45:57,956
one last little kiss
for the evening.
883
00:45:58,056 --> 00:46:01,797
A&M would like to offer you
a contract.
884
00:46:01,897 --> 00:46:02,933
How much?
885
00:46:03,033 --> 00:46:07,074
A hundred and twenty-five
thousand pounds.
886
00:46:07,174 --> 00:46:08,811
You're f...
887
00:46:08,911 --> 00:46:10,347
Fucking kidding me!
888
00:46:10,447 --> 00:46:12,451
Have a good evening, boys.
889
00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:16,459
And I suppose the cheque
will be non-returnable?
890
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,831
You know,
so if we get dropped again,
891
00:46:18,931 --> 00:46:22,806
it'll just disappear
under the Glitterbest umbrella?
892
00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:26,246
Well, I mean, I haven't read
the fine print yet,
893
00:46:26,346 --> 00:46:28,483
um...
but if you're concerned,
894
00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:31,857
may I suggest
that you don't get dropped?
895
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,897
Huh?
896
00:46:34,997 --> 00:46:36,934
- Easy enough, innit, I guess?
- Stevie!
897
00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:39,840
Steve!
898
00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:41,209
Uh, back in a sec.
899
00:46:42,178 --> 00:46:44,082
Come, sit. Join me.
900
00:46:46,052 --> 00:46:48,357
- Glen has a point.
- Right.
901
00:46:48,457 --> 00:46:50,094
If this doesn't work...
902
00:46:52,265 --> 00:46:54,536
...we're running out of labels
to sign with.
903
00:46:55,539 --> 00:46:56,607
And?
904
00:46:58,945 --> 00:47:01,149
John has musical differences
with Glen,
905
00:47:01,249 --> 00:47:04,890
and Vivienne has stylistic
differences with Glen.
906
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:07,094
And I know you think
that he's...
907
00:47:07,194 --> 00:47:08,998
Look, he's a nause,
but he's all right.
908
00:47:11,470 --> 00:47:14,008
He doesn't fit the brand,
though.
909
00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:18,985
And John won't work
with him anymore.
910
00:47:21,056 --> 00:47:23,360
He said that?
911
00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:28,370
You should consider
edging Glen out.
912
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:31,911
- I should consider?
- It's your band!
913
00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:35,652
- Yeah, but, I mean...
- Oh, come on, my boy,
914
00:47:35,752 --> 00:47:39,960
you have to do what is right
for the band.
915
00:47:41,631 --> 00:47:44,302
Make me proud!
916
00:47:54,322 --> 00:47:56,326
- You OK?
- Yeah.
917
00:47:57,996 --> 00:48:00,067
What are you having?
918
00:48:00,167 --> 00:48:02,004
I was so disappointed.
919
00:48:02,104 --> 00:48:03,674
Uh...
920
00:48:05,411 --> 00:48:08,283
I'll just, uh...
I'll be with you in a sec.
921
00:48:13,995 --> 00:48:15,130
Oi!
922
00:48:15,230 --> 00:48:17,134
- Hello, Huddersfields.
- Hi.
923
00:48:17,234 --> 00:48:19,038
- I thought I recognised you.
- From the crowd?
924
00:48:19,138 --> 00:48:22,178
I could hear you both screaming
from the stage.
925
00:48:22,278 --> 00:48:24,583
- Be honest, what did you think?
- It was amazing.
926
00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,019
- Did you think?
- Yeah.
927
00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:28,624
- Best thing ever!
- Where are you going?
928
00:48:28,724 --> 00:48:30,360
Oh, well,
we met some people,
929
00:48:30,460 --> 00:48:32,364
and they said we could sleep
on their floor.
930
00:48:32,464 --> 00:48:34,703
- Oh! On their floor?
- Mm-hmm.
931
00:48:34,803 --> 00:48:37,509
I can do better than that.
Look, if...
932
00:48:37,609 --> 00:48:39,613
Oi, oi!
933
00:48:42,385 --> 00:48:44,623
You're both welcome.
There's plenty of room.
934
00:48:44,723 --> 00:48:47,194
I mean, I don't know...
935
00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,568
- So... I wouldn't mind.
- Yeah?
936
00:48:50,668 --> 00:48:53,641
- All right, then.
- All right, then.
937
00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:55,612
So, what was
your favourite tune?
938
00:48:55,712 --> 00:48:58,250
My favourite one would be
"Pretty Vacant".
939
00:48:58,350 --> 00:49:01,524
It's not far from...
Uh... Jordan!
940
00:49:01,624 --> 00:49:03,126
- We..
- I'm taking care of them.
941
00:49:03,226 --> 00:49:04,663
It's all right,
I'm taking care of them.
942
00:49:04,763 --> 00:49:06,399
Oh, crossed wires.
You're talking about the girls.
943
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,236
I'm talking about the clothes.
944
00:49:08,336 --> 00:49:10,642
- Step in, girls.
- Sorry.
945
00:49:10,742 --> 00:49:12,679
430, King's Road, please.
946
00:49:12,779 --> 00:49:14,616
Night, Steve.
947
00:49:23,066 --> 00:49:24,135
Coming through!
948
00:49:24,235 --> 00:49:26,272
Coming through,
make some room.
949
00:49:28,443 --> 00:49:30,013
Hey! That's for you.
950
00:49:31,550 --> 00:49:33,688
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
951
00:49:39,198 --> 00:49:40,635
What's your hurry? Eh?
952
00:49:43,641 --> 00:49:45,310
You got a minute?
953
00:49:45,410 --> 00:49:47,448
Yeah.
954
00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:51,055
Is this about the money
Malcolm gets when we sign?
955
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,428
Cos I think we should be talking
about this to the others, too.
956
00:49:54,529 --> 00:49:56,567
It ain't about the money.
957
00:49:56,667 --> 00:49:58,704
It's about...
958
00:50:01,209 --> 00:50:03,113
...personnel.
959
00:50:05,619 --> 00:50:06,720
You are fucking joking!
960
00:50:06,820 --> 00:50:08,591
- Thing is...
- You are fucking joking!
961
00:50:08,691 --> 00:50:10,294
I was talking to John...
962
00:50:10,394 --> 00:50:11,564
No, you weren't talking
to John.
963
00:50:11,664 --> 00:50:14,736
You were talking to Malcolm.
964
00:50:14,836 --> 00:50:18,443
And you weren't talking to him,
he was talking to you.
965
00:50:18,544 --> 00:50:20,213
Ah, come on,
you know this is mental.
966
00:50:20,313 --> 00:50:23,086
- You know you need me.
- It's my band!
967
00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:24,590
Mine.
968
00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:27,027
And what I'm trying
to say to you...
969
00:50:27,863 --> 00:50:30,267
...is you're sacked.
970
00:50:31,269 --> 00:50:32,572
All right.
971
00:50:38,685 --> 00:50:42,091
Whenever Malcolm
feels like shafting you,
972
00:50:42,191 --> 00:50:44,596
you just bend over,
don't you?
973
00:50:44,696 --> 00:50:46,232
Malcolm's good little boy.
974
00:50:46,332 --> 00:50:48,436
You fucking...
975
00:50:48,537 --> 00:50:50,575
Yeah, come on.
976
00:50:50,675 --> 00:50:52,111
You love that.
977
00:50:52,211 --> 00:50:54,115
- Fuck it!
- Huh?
978
00:50:54,215 --> 00:50:56,520
You'd love to be able to say
that we had a big manly fight...
979
00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:58,356
Yeah?
980
00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:01,497
...so that you wouldn't have to
tell anyone that you bent over.
981
00:51:01,597 --> 00:51:03,601
Boys, boys, b...
982
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,310
We're just going up the Roxy.
983
00:51:09,646 --> 00:51:11,249
Let's go.
984
00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:14,523
Steve, you coming?
985
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,729
Why not, Steve?
986
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,503
Yeah, Steve, why not?
987
00:51:27,415 --> 00:51:28,517
Fuck!
988
00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,636
You look fabulous, ladies,
989
00:51:37,736 --> 00:51:40,675
but I'm afraid we're going
to need those pieces back.
990
00:51:40,775 --> 00:51:42,211
Vivienne said...
991
00:51:42,311 --> 00:51:44,415
Vivienne said
you could exhibit them.
992
00:51:44,516 --> 00:51:46,352
She didn't say
you could own them.
993
00:51:46,452 --> 00:51:48,624
I bet the lads in the band
keep theirs.
994
00:51:48,724 --> 00:51:50,360
They do.
995
00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:54,168
But I imagine Malcolm deducts
the cost from their earnings.
996
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:56,406
He does mine.
997
00:52:11,436 --> 00:52:12,772
A thank-you present.
998
00:52:12,872 --> 00:52:14,543
From Vivienne.
999
00:52:14,643 --> 00:52:17,147
For doing the clothes justice
on the night.
1000
00:52:17,247 --> 00:52:20,320
I'm sure you'll be splashed all
over the New Musical Express.
1001
00:52:20,420 --> 00:52:23,259
These are train tickets.
To Huddersfield.
1002
00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:25,565
- With compliments.
- We've run away from home.
1003
00:52:25,665 --> 00:52:28,871
And now you can run back and
tell everyone what you've seen.
1004
00:52:28,971 --> 00:52:31,209
But, no... We're staying.
1005
00:52:31,309 --> 00:52:34,415
You've got nothing,
you know nothing,
1006
00:52:34,516 --> 00:52:36,720
and if you stay here,
you'll become nothing.
1007
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:40,193
You think we're just stupid
little girls, but we're punks.
1008
00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:41,329
You're just old.
1009
00:52:41,931 --> 00:52:44,201
"Old"? Well...
1010
00:52:44,301 --> 00:52:46,205
We're the new generation gap.
1011
00:52:47,475 --> 00:52:49,311
Good for you.
1012
00:52:49,411 --> 00:52:53,286
And how long before you're
the old, new generation gap?
1013
00:52:53,386 --> 00:52:55,625
What'll you have then
but a très boring story
1014
00:52:55,725 --> 00:52:57,862
about how you were once
the brightest young things
1015
00:52:57,962 --> 00:53:00,467
at some gig
no one even remembers?
1016
00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:04,375
Go home.
Learn things.
1017
00:53:04,910 --> 00:53:06,479
Get clever.
1018
00:53:06,580 --> 00:53:08,450
Make your own destiny.
1019
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,890
We'll be back.
1020
00:53:12,859 --> 00:53:14,629
Yeah.
1021
00:53:14,729 --> 00:53:16,834
You can count on it.
1022
00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:21,209
No one's gonna be fucking
bothered about fucking Glen!
1023
00:53:21,309 --> 00:53:24,248
Fuck! No one's even
gonna know it was me.
1024
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:28,356
I just saw Glen at the Roxy.
1025
00:53:29,726 --> 00:53:31,663
Oh.
1026
00:53:31,763 --> 00:53:33,233
We had musical differences.
1027
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:35,938
He snores in the van.
1028
00:53:36,038 --> 00:53:39,245
He's the best musician
and songwriter in your band.
1029
00:53:39,345 --> 00:53:42,685
He dresses like Paul McCartney,
always washing his feet.
1030
00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:45,558
- His feet?
- He doesn't fit the image.
1031
00:53:49,332 --> 00:53:51,369
What's Malcolm got over you,
Steve?
1032
00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,275
Why can't you ever
stand up to him?
1033
00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:56,513
Cos he...
1034
00:53:56,613 --> 00:53:58,283
Cos...
1035
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,263
Cos he stood up for me.
1036
00:54:07,001 --> 00:54:09,438
In court.
1037
00:54:09,539 --> 00:54:11,910
He said I meant something
to him.
1038
00:54:12,879 --> 00:54:14,683
He gave me a chance.
1039
00:54:14,783 --> 00:54:16,653
And you of all people,
you can...
1040
00:54:16,753 --> 00:54:18,991
You can understand that.
1041
00:54:19,091 --> 00:54:22,532
Can't you?
I mean, it's just like...
1042
00:54:22,632 --> 00:54:24,703
...you with your music.
You...
1043
00:54:26,339 --> 00:54:28,511
You just need someone...
1044
00:54:29,713 --> 00:54:32,785
...to give you a chance.
1045
00:54:35,057 --> 00:54:37,662
And they will.
1046
00:54:37,762 --> 00:54:40,066
I mean, they will -
sooner than you think.
1047
00:54:40,935 --> 00:54:41,870
There he is!
1048
00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:43,874
The man of the hour.
1049
00:54:43,974 --> 00:54:45,978
This calls for celebration,
Chrissie.
1050
00:54:46,078 --> 00:54:48,349
We have a replacement.
1051
00:54:48,449 --> 00:54:51,990
Our man Jonesy is about
to give a very unique individual
1052
00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:53,994
the chance of a lifetime.
1053
00:54:55,865 --> 00:54:57,467
The chance of a...
1054
00:54:58,537 --> 00:55:00,340
Who is the replacement?
1055
00:55:02,077 --> 00:55:03,346
Wait...
1056
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:06,085
Are you going to ask me?
1057
00:55:08,691 --> 00:55:11,329
No
No, it's all sorted.
1058
00:55:17,776 --> 00:55:20,848
Hello, Chrissie.
Guess what...
1059
00:55:20,948 --> 00:55:22,652
I'm a Sex Pistol.
1060
00:55:25,591 --> 00:55:29,499
♪ You make me feel like dirt,
and I'm hurt
1061
00:55:33,641 --> 00:55:36,012
♪ And if I start a commotion
1062
00:55:36,112 --> 00:55:39,920
♪ I run the risk of losing you,
and that's worse
1063
00:55:44,128 --> 00:55:46,465
♪ Ever fallen in love
with someone
1064
00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:49,038
♪ Ever fallen in love,
in love with someone
1065
00:55:49,138 --> 00:55:51,677
♪ Ever fallen in love,
in love with someone
1066
00:55:51,777 --> 00:55:54,081
♪ You shouldn't
have fallen in love with
1067
00:55:55,217 --> 00:55:57,822
♪ I can't see much of a future
1068
00:55:57,922 --> 00:56:00,494
♪ Unless we find out
what's to blame
1069
00:56:00,594 --> 00:56:02,064
♪ What a shame
1070
00:56:06,005 --> 00:56:08,677
♪ And we won't be together
much longer
1071
00:56:08,777 --> 00:56:12,084
♪ Unless we realise
that we are the same
1072
00:56:16,860 --> 00:56:18,764
♪ Ever fallen in love
with someone
1073
00:56:18,864 --> 00:56:20,835
♪ Ever fallen in love,
in love... ♪
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