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Cover your eyes! 9 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:47,437 ♪ Please when I go out with you 10 00:00:47,538 --> 00:00:50,277 ♪ Don't put me on display... ♪ 11 00:00:50,377 --> 00:00:51,813 Would you like an upgrade, young lady? 12 00:00:51,913 --> 00:00:54,118 I've an empty First Class carriage. 13 00:00:54,218 --> 00:00:56,255 And why would you be so kind? 14 00:00:56,355 --> 00:00:57,792 Well... 15 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,330 You're making these people uncomfortable. 16 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,067 Why would they be uncomfortable? 17 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:04,171 I'm perfectly comfortable. 18 00:01:04,271 --> 00:01:05,641 Why would you dress like that? 19 00:01:05,741 --> 00:01:08,313 There are children present. 20 00:01:08,413 --> 00:01:10,417 What are you grinning at? 21 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:12,154 You're just like your father. 22 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:14,726 First Class has tea and toast. 23 00:01:14,826 --> 00:01:17,765 Nice bit of strawberry jam. 24 00:01:17,865 --> 00:01:20,403 Provocateuring does make one quite hungry. 25 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,246 ♪ That's all I ask of you 26 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:29,121 ♪ I'm young, and I love to be young 27 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:31,092 ♪ I'm free, and I... ♪ 28 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:36,570 ♪ ...live my life the way I want 29 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:40,578 ♪ To say and do whatever I please ♪ 30 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:53,269 Oh, he's back. 31 00:01:53,369 --> 00:01:55,608 At least he waited outside this time. 32 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,244 Hey! 33 00:01:57,344 --> 00:01:59,883 - Hey, you alive? - I don't think so. 34 00:01:59,983 --> 00:02:01,586 We were taking bets 35 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,624 on how long before they found you floating in the Thames. 36 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:06,863 - OK, move! We gotta open. - I'll give you a hand. 37 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,614 "Singer walking off stage before he's sung" is a novel approach. 38 00:02:15,714 --> 00:02:17,351 - Yeah. - It was cool. 39 00:02:17,451 --> 00:02:18,453 Was it? 40 00:02:18,554 --> 00:02:19,856 We didn't know what was happening. 41 00:02:21,092 --> 00:02:22,562 Your band just kept playing, and the music was really hard. 42 00:02:22,662 --> 00:02:24,933 You could feel their anger. 43 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:27,204 But then they stopped, which was shit, 44 00:02:27,304 --> 00:02:29,308 cos I'd spent two hours getting ready. 45 00:02:31,379 --> 00:02:33,282 Where do you get changed for work? 46 00:02:34,619 --> 00:02:36,590 I come like this from home. 47 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:41,733 - On the train? - Being seen is a political act. 48 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,438 Shoving it in their stuck-up faces, bunch of hypocrites. 49 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,941 Supposed to be a free country. 50 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,578 Where do you get the balls? 51 00:02:47,678 --> 00:02:51,218 As you can see... I don't have any. 52 00:02:51,318 --> 00:02:53,557 This is a vulva-powered revolution. 53 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,895 Why take the train if you've got a Volvo? 54 00:02:59,669 --> 00:03:02,240 You're funny... Kutie Jones. 55 00:03:03,409 --> 00:03:05,881 Tea? 56 00:03:05,981 --> 00:03:08,286 I can't understand her half the time... 57 00:03:08,386 --> 00:03:10,290 - ...but she has got guts. - Yeah. 58 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,360 As opposed to some. 59 00:03:14,499 --> 00:03:16,335 Why didn't you sing? 60 00:03:17,839 --> 00:03:19,843 Uhm... 61 00:03:19,943 --> 00:03:21,913 I guess the new improved cloak of invisibility 62 00:03:22,013 --> 00:03:23,684 didn't live up to expectations. 63 00:03:23,784 --> 00:03:26,957 Being seen is generally part of being on stage, Steve. 64 00:03:29,796 --> 00:03:31,800 Do you think Viv and Malcolm would give me another chance? 65 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:34,438 Better hurry. 66 00:03:34,539 --> 00:03:36,342 They've been looking for a new singer. 67 00:03:54,913 --> 00:03:56,783 Oh, uh... S... 68 00:03:57,886 --> 00:03:59,856 Uh... 69 00:04:00,858 --> 00:04:01,893 Mum! 70 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:05,701 We've been looking for you. 71 00:04:09,441 --> 00:04:13,015 Give me another shot, I promise I won't fuck it up. 72 00:04:13,115 --> 00:04:15,821 Sorry... to swear in front of the kids. 73 00:04:15,921 --> 00:04:18,025 - I don't care. - I do. 74 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,698 I'm always getting into trouble for swearing at school. 75 00:04:20,798 --> 00:04:22,969 Can't fucking help it now. 76 00:04:25,373 --> 00:04:28,881 Don't you worry about them smelly old fascists, darling. 77 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:30,918 What's 'other man's child' doing here? 78 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:34,626 Don't be a prick, Malcolm. He hasn't stayed in months. 79 00:04:34,726 --> 00:04:36,730 Malcolm, I was just saying how I... 80 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:38,500 Stop. Stop. 81 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,706 Turn around. Face the wall. 82 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:44,311 - What? - Face the wall! 83 00:04:45,046 --> 00:04:46,983 There. Stay. 84 00:04:48,052 --> 00:04:49,656 'Real son', 85 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:52,394 could you go get Daddy's sword? 86 00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:59,709 One must die so that another may rise. 87 00:04:59,809 --> 00:05:01,445 When I managed The New York Dolls, 88 00:05:01,546 --> 00:05:04,418 I devised a provocative Situationist ploy. 89 00:05:04,519 --> 00:05:06,088 I thought very long and very hard 90 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:09,562 about what would piss America off the most. 91 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:12,367 And in a stroke of genius, 92 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:15,841 I dressed them up as Chinese Communists. 93 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,379 They looked devastating. 94 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:20,751 And it was testament to the brilliance of my idea 95 00:05:20,851 --> 00:05:24,024 that one month later the Dolls had broken up. 96 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,362 - Your sword, Sire. - Thank you very much. 97 00:05:26,462 --> 00:05:28,767 But on parting, 98 00:05:28,867 --> 00:05:30,804 Sylvain Sylvain 99 00:05:30,904 --> 00:05:34,979 entrusted something sacred into my safekeeping. 100 00:05:35,079 --> 00:05:41,358 Like Merlin giving Arthur Excalibur. 101 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:43,830 Actually, it was The Lady of the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur. 102 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,636 Please, do you mind, I'm trying to create a situation here. 103 00:05:46,736 --> 00:05:48,674 Please stop. 104 00:05:48,774 --> 00:05:50,443 What's going on? 105 00:05:50,544 --> 00:05:52,414 You're very damaged, 106 00:05:52,515 --> 00:05:54,586 which is a very good thing. 107 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:56,556 It's just you're too damaged to be up front. 108 00:05:56,656 --> 00:06:01,499 And so you must plough that damage into the music. 109 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:05,841 From now on, you shall be guitar. 110 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:07,545 Wh... What about Wally? 111 00:06:07,645 --> 00:06:09,414 Well, it's absolutely forbidden 112 00:06:09,515 --> 00:06:12,555 for any rock star to wear spectacles. 113 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,424 - That's a bit harsh. - Well, don't blame me! 114 00:06:14,525 --> 00:06:15,928 I don't make the rules. 115 00:06:16,028 --> 00:06:17,163 You must sack him. 116 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,771 I assume you can play? 117 00:06:20,871 --> 00:06:22,173 - Um... - Good! 118 00:06:22,273 --> 00:06:25,581 Well, it can't be that hard! Everyone does these days. 119 00:06:25,681 --> 00:06:27,050 Mm! 120 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,187 And I think we've found our new singer. 121 00:06:29,287 --> 00:06:30,658 That was quick. 122 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,664 Well, I spotted him in the shop. His name's John. 123 00:06:33,764 --> 00:06:35,634 Yes, and when he came back 124 00:06:35,734 --> 00:06:38,406 looking for a pair of brothel creepers in white suede, 125 00:06:38,507 --> 00:06:40,644 I said that I might consider giving them to him 126 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:42,648 if he auditioned for us. 127 00:06:42,748 --> 00:06:45,654 He wears his clothes in a very interesting way. 128 00:06:45,754 --> 00:06:47,892 Got very interesting teeth, too. 129 00:06:49,729 --> 00:06:51,633 I didn't notice his teeth. 130 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:54,438 Ooh, naughty, naughty. 131 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:57,878 This will do very nicely for me and the missus. 132 00:06:57,978 --> 00:07:01,185 But what'll the kiddies wear? 133 00:07:01,285 --> 00:07:02,688 Microphone. 134 00:07:02,788 --> 00:07:04,759 I only sing out of tune. 135 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,028 Fucking hell! 136 00:07:06,863 --> 00:07:08,466 Pillock! 137 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:11,138 Ladies! Pretend you're on stage, 138 00:07:11,238 --> 00:07:13,009 and just sing along. 139 00:07:13,109 --> 00:07:15,079 Otherwise Steve Jones here's 140 00:07:15,179 --> 00:07:17,150 gonna beat the bloody daylights out of you. 141 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,754 I don't think so. 142 00:07:19,823 --> 00:07:20,991 We'll see. 143 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:28,039 Oh, Alice. 144 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:30,778 My mum loves him. 145 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:42,233 ♪ Lines form on my face and hands 146 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:48,479 ♪ Lines form from the ups and downs 147 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:53,222 ♪ I'm in the middle without any plans 148 00:07:53,322 --> 00:07:57,030 - ♪ I'm a boy and I'm a man... ♪ - Are you gonna sing? 149 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,134 ♪ I'm eighteen 150 00:07:59,234 --> 00:08:02,173 ♪ Have sex in the grass 151 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,946 ♪ Eighteen 152 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:06,916 ♪ What a farce 153 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:11,593 ♪ Get sex, we never stop 154 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:14,665 ♪ Weird sex 155 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:17,203 ♪ Now it's a shop ♪ 156 00:08:17,303 --> 00:08:18,874 ♪ I'll go runnin' 157 00:08:18,974 --> 00:08:22,681 ♪ In outer space, oh yeah... ♪ 158 00:08:26,155 --> 00:08:28,727 ♪ I got a baby's brain 159 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:31,633 ♪ And an old geezer's heart... ♪ 160 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,670 ♪ Took eighteen years 161 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,273 ♪ To get this far... ♪ 162 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:41,920 ♪ All I wanted was a pair of dirty shoes 163 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:44,992 ♪ Now you're gettin' me all confused 164 00:08:46,362 --> 00:08:48,099 ♪ Eighteen 165 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,838 ♪ I've got vile breath 166 00:08:51,305 --> 00:08:53,008 ♪ Eighteen 167 00:08:53,108 --> 00:08:54,812 ♪ Are you fuckin' deaf? 168 00:08:56,215 --> 00:08:58,252 ♪ Eighteen 169 00:08:58,352 --> 00:09:00,223 ♪ Shop till you drop ♪ 170 00:09:02,027 --> 00:09:05,133 What is it? Bunch of morons or what? 171 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:07,972 No future for John, is it? 172 00:09:08,072 --> 00:09:11,679 Uh, God save Johnny, Humpty Dumpty Johnny. 173 00:09:11,779 --> 00:09:14,084 We all fall down left and right. 174 00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:16,756 Blue suede, white suede... 175 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,994 ...brothel creeping bastards! 176 00:09:19,094 --> 00:09:22,233 I'm a boy. No, I'm a man. 177 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,072 I'm eighteen, and I hate it! 178 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:28,613 I hate it! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 179 00:09:28,713 --> 00:09:29,949 Nothing but a lowlife! 180 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,655 I hate it! Fuck it! 181 00:09:32,755 --> 00:09:35,126 Hate it! Suck it! 182 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:39,100 Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 183 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,906 Eighteen, and I hate it! 184 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,038 Where's me shoes? 185 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:00,978 Well, let's set up a rehearsal first, 186 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,213 and then we can talk about your shoes. 187 00:10:02,313 --> 00:10:03,884 Fuck that! 188 00:10:03,984 --> 00:10:06,321 He's right. I don't think this is gonna work. 189 00:10:06,421 --> 00:10:07,858 I thought it was interesting. 190 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:10,631 Maybe for a Christmas panto. 191 00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:12,735 Why are you wasting my time? 192 00:10:16,843 --> 00:10:19,181 Open the door, please. 193 00:10:19,281 --> 00:10:24,057 Do any of you imbeciles realise what's happening here? 194 00:10:25,728 --> 00:10:29,234 He is one of the greatest guitarists in all of England. 195 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:33,677 And you are an untutored genius 196 00:10:33,777 --> 00:10:38,018 that, with the right guidance, could change the world. 197 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:44,097 You're a tosser. 198 00:10:44,197 --> 00:10:45,399 Yes, I am. 199 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:50,109 And I'm going to toss this boring, grey country 200 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:52,146 with its corrupt Establishment 201 00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:56,121 right on to its inbred, self-important arse. 202 00:10:56,221 --> 00:10:58,693 Now, who wants to toss with me? 203 00:10:58,793 --> 00:11:00,964 One rehearsal. 204 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,939 I'm game. 205 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:09,749 It will be a chance to hear England's greatest guitarist. 206 00:11:11,853 --> 00:11:13,022 May as well join the tossers. 207 00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:16,128 Excellent. I'll set it up. 208 00:11:16,228 --> 00:11:17,765 And get me those shoes. 209 00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:41,178 I don't think it's right just not turning up. 210 00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,082 Ten to one he doesn't turn up himself. 211 00:11:43,182 --> 00:11:45,954 But he might, and that would be really rude. 212 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:47,958 Oh, fuck off, Florence Nightingale. 213 00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:50,029 You haven't even met him. He was just taking the piss. 214 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:52,133 - All right. - I thought he had potential. 215 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,037 Then why didn't you go to the bleedin' rehearsal? 216 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,439 No point going on me own. 217 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,943 We should've told Malcolm. 218 00:11:57,043 --> 00:11:58,178 Malcolm doesn't care. 219 00:11:58,278 --> 00:11:59,815 He's probably found a dozen others by now. 220 00:11:59,915 --> 00:12:01,285 What the fuck! 221 00:12:01,385 --> 00:12:02,788 - Hello, Malcolm. - Hello. 222 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,892 Why didn't you go to rehearsal? 223 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,965 - What rehearsal? - John and his mates 224 00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:11,138 came to my shop wanting to kick my bloody head in. 225 00:12:11,238 --> 00:12:14,444 - I must've forgot. - You forgot? 226 00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:16,481 You're going to apologise to John tomorrow. 227 00:12:16,582 --> 00:12:19,855 And, if you can't get him to come to a rehearsal, 228 00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:23,329 I will reconsider my managerial position. 229 00:12:25,934 --> 00:12:27,437 - You've been told, son. - Shut up! 230 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,221 My, my! 231 00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:37,825 It's Kutie Jones. 232 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:44,004 What you want? 233 00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:45,172 About the rehearsals. 234 00:12:47,343 --> 00:12:50,249 Sorry, it was a... bit of a misunderstanding. 235 00:12:50,349 --> 00:12:52,554 - We forgot. - Oh, yeah? 236 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,261 Malcolm's organising another, and we'll be there. 237 00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:57,498 I won't. 238 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,034 The place was a shithole. 239 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,073 The rats were so noisy, 240 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:05,046 we wouldn't have been able to hear each other. 241 00:13:05,146 --> 00:13:07,216 - I'll tell Malcolm. - I already have. 242 00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:09,187 Good. 243 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,532 - Not really. - What? 244 00:13:14,632 --> 00:13:16,435 I don't think I can be in a band 245 00:13:16,536 --> 00:13:20,309 called "Kutie Jones And His Sex Pistols". 246 00:13:20,409 --> 00:13:23,082 The name's disgusting. 247 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:28,560 I might come to a rehearsal of a band called "Sex Pistols". 248 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,396 I told Malcolm that, too. 249 00:13:35,072 --> 00:13:36,843 Great. 250 00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:41,017 Bye-bye, Kutie. 251 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:43,088 ♪ You're so sweet 252 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,527 ♪ You're so fine 253 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:50,403 ♪ I want you all and everything just to be mine 254 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,106 - ♪ Cos you're my baby... ♪ - Nice guitar. 255 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,977 Where'd you steal it? 256 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,883 Malcolm gave it to me. 257 00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:59,320 It was Sylvain Sylvain's. 258 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,628 - Of the New York Dolls? - Yeah. 259 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,132 Why'd he give it to you? 260 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:08,138 I'm gonna be our new guitarist. 261 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,911 - What happened to Wally? - Uh... 262 00:14:11,011 --> 00:14:12,480 You fucking prick! 263 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:14,250 Well, don't blame me, I don't make the rules. 264 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,090 You sacked Wally? Seriously? 265 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,463 Malcolm has been promising for months to put me in a band. 266 00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:22,333 And I can sing and play, 267 00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:27,511 but, no, he gives you, a meathead, druggie, felon... 268 00:14:27,611 --> 00:14:30,182 Feel free. Everyone's piling it on today. 269 00:14:30,282 --> 00:14:33,021 ...this incredible instrument and a place in a band 270 00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:36,361 that you are completely unqualified for, because... 271 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:37,664 because, Jonesy, 272 00:14:37,764 --> 00:14:40,504 one thing that British and American music share 273 00:14:40,604 --> 00:14:45,279 is huge, steaming piles of sexism. 274 00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:49,655 Sexism has nothing to do with it, Chrissie. 275 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,425 I am well aware of your talent, 276 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,563 but my vision for the Sex Pistols 277 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:56,969 is one of dirt, danger and desire. 278 00:14:57,069 --> 00:15:01,211 A band of sexy, young assassins 279 00:15:01,311 --> 00:15:06,121 whose instruments could just as easily be pickaxes, 280 00:15:06,221 --> 00:15:10,162 or shovels, or machine-guns. 281 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,634 You're far too... 282 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,005 accomplished for them. 283 00:15:15,105 --> 00:15:19,447 However, I do want you to meet with a man 284 00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:21,652 by the name of Mick Jones. 285 00:15:21,752 --> 00:15:24,023 Any relation? 286 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:30,302 Now, Mick Jones is a very interesting young guitarist 287 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:34,077 who is looking for a collaborator. 288 00:15:36,716 --> 00:15:38,218 OK. 289 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:42,494 - Thanks. - What about John? 290 00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,063 Sorted. 291 00:15:44,163 --> 00:15:45,734 But with Wally gone we've got nowhere to rehearse. 292 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,109 Come with me to Denmark... Street. 293 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,246 London's answer to Tin Pan Alley. 294 00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:54,317 It's the epicentre of the music scene. 295 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,190 Our Tin Pan Alley was really encompassed 296 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,660 by the length of a street, 297 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,597 which is still there, of course, Denmark Street. 298 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:03,435 Today it's a sad place because, uh... 299 00:16:03,536 --> 00:16:05,406 the action has gone from there pretty well, 300 00:16:05,507 --> 00:16:07,678 and it's not the same kind of business. 301 00:16:07,778 --> 00:16:10,216 In those days, there were characters, 302 00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,053 there was tremendous colour. 303 00:16:12,153 --> 00:16:15,192 I've taken out a twelve-month lease. 304 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:18,600 Places like this, they don't come cheap, you know. 305 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,574 But I said, I told them, "I don't care how much it costs, 306 00:16:22,674 --> 00:16:24,578 "because this... 307 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:29,254 "...is the perfect hideout 308 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:32,661 "for my sexy, young assassins." 309 00:16:41,846 --> 00:16:45,654 Thanks, Malcolm. 310 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,290 It's brilliant. 311 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:50,229 John comes by on Friday for rehearsals. 312 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:53,770 How are you and Excalibur getting along? 313 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:56,509 Good. 314 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,215 Great. 315 00:17:00,315 --> 00:17:01,619 Ready to do battle. 316 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,523 Mm, good. 317 00:17:07,698 --> 00:17:09,400 Don't let me down. 318 00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:12,273 I won't. 319 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:14,444 Good boy. 320 00:17:16,181 --> 00:17:18,118 ♪ Little baby 321 00:17:18,218 --> 00:17:20,289 ♪ Don't you cry 322 00:17:24,532 --> 00:17:28,105 ♪ You know your daddy's... 323 00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:32,581 ♪ ...bound to die 324 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:44,270 ♪ But all my trials, Lord... 325 00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:50,149 ♪ ...soon be over 326 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:39,147 ♪ Glory, glory 327 00:18:39,247 --> 00:18:44,858 ♪ Hallelujah 328 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:55,847 ♪ His truth is marching on 329 00:18:55,947 --> 00:19:02,259 ♪ His truth is marching... ♪ 330 00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:13,783 Ugh! 331 00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:14,952 Fuck! 332 00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,315 ♪ I'm not content to be with you 333 00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:31,852 ♪ In the daytime... ♪ 334 00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,457 Ah-hah! This is the one I was telling you about. 335 00:19:34,558 --> 00:19:37,430 "Singer who walks off stage before he's sung." 336 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:38,966 No, that... That was last week. 337 00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:41,639 Currently, I'm doing "guitarist who can't play". 338 00:19:41,739 --> 00:19:43,375 - Oh, I love that. - Mm. 339 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:44,611 - Can anyone do it? - Mm-hmm. 340 00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:46,515 Sioux, we're all doing it. 341 00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:48,586 I'm currently doing "painter who can't paint". 342 00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:50,890 Last week, I was doing "actress who cannot act". 343 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,359 And tonight I'm doing 344 00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,263 "drag queen who can't drag her arse around Soho 345 00:19:54,363 --> 00:19:56,902 "in these hideous high heels". 346 00:19:57,002 --> 00:19:59,608 Hey, do you... you got any speed, love? 347 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,612 Oh, God, it's freezing. 348 00:20:01,712 --> 00:20:03,248 Cheeky! 349 00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,419 Black Beauty diet pills. 350 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,856 If I take too many of these, 351 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,626 I'm up all night scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush. 352 00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:11,264 - Oh, that'll do. - Come and club with us. 353 00:20:11,364 --> 00:20:13,870 Uh, no, I... I can't. 354 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,673 I got something on. 355 00:20:15,773 --> 00:20:17,577 - Jordan. - Bye, love. 356 00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:20,850 Oi! 357 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,854 Phoebe... got a light? 358 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,304 o Fun"] 359 00:20:38,753 --> 00:20:40,557 ♪ No fun 360 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,326 ♪ My babe 361 00:20:42,426 --> 00:20:44,297 ♪ No fun 362 00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,708 ♪ No fun to hang around 363 00:20:49,808 --> 00:20:52,313 ♪ Freaked out 364 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:56,321 ♪ For another day 365 00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,559 ♪ Well, maybe go out 366 00:20:58,659 --> 00:21:00,497 ♪ Or maybe stay home 367 00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:03,503 ♪ Or maybe I call Mum on the telephone 368 00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:05,640 ♪ Well, come on... ♪ 369 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,623 - What you doing here? - We've come for the rehearsal. 370 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:33,361 - What rehearsal? - With John. 371 00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,936 - That's not till Friday. - It's Friday. 372 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,873 Yeah, that's what I said, it's Friday. 373 00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:41,077 - We know that. - Then what are you doing here? 374 00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:43,749 Well, today's Friday. 375 00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:49,561 - Can't be. - What are you on? 376 00:21:49,661 --> 00:21:51,364 Black Beauties. 377 00:21:51,464 --> 00:21:53,903 Well, if Mum had given me these when I was a kid, 378 00:21:54,003 --> 00:21:55,640 I might've learned something at school. 379 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,677 Oh, fuck it, where'd they all go? 380 00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,815 How long have you been up? 381 00:21:59,915 --> 00:22:01,417 Since Monday. 382 00:22:01,518 --> 00:22:04,423 - Jesus! - Why? 383 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,363 Learning guitar. Pretty much got it down. 384 00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:10,970 No, you don't learn guitar in four days! 385 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,707 It's five, isn't it? 386 00:22:12,807 --> 00:22:15,078 Right. So, first we had "the singer who can't sing", 387 00:22:15,178 --> 00:22:16,982 and now we have "the guitarist who's a drug addict". 388 00:22:17,082 --> 00:22:19,387 I'm a real musician, yeah? 389 00:22:19,487 --> 00:22:21,725 Plenty of other bands wanna play with me, actually. 390 00:22:21,825 --> 00:22:23,963 I'm gone. Goodbye. 391 00:22:33,816 --> 00:22:35,485 Woo-hoo! 392 00:22:35,586 --> 00:22:36,956 Fuck! 393 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,401 Did you just play that? 394 00:22:44,003 --> 00:22:45,873 Yeah. 395 00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:48,078 Well, show me what else you got. 396 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,950 Sure. 397 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:54,558 Let me just take a kip first, though, so... 398 00:22:57,831 --> 00:22:59,568 It's all right. Happens a lot. 399 00:22:59,668 --> 00:23:01,437 He'll be fine. 400 00:23:01,538 --> 00:23:02,741 Right, let's set up. 401 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:09,120 He's not coming. 402 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,725 Nah, give it another hour. I bet he turns up. 403 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:13,963 But why would he wanna join the Fucked Four? 404 00:23:14,063 --> 00:23:15,833 My legendary musicianship. 405 00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:18,639 A Stooges riff does not make you Keith Richards. 406 00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:20,877 John's got cigarette stubs for teeth, right? 407 00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:23,014 He can't sing. 408 00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:25,052 He's cracked in the head. 409 00:23:25,152 --> 00:23:27,724 He hasn't exactly got a lot going for him either. 410 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,895 - Hey. - I really am leaving. 411 00:23:29,995 --> 00:23:31,865 We've gotta audition him for Malcolm. 412 00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:36,007 He'll be shit, and then we'll give him the boot, right? 413 00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:38,612 - He is funny, though. - Who's funny? 414 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,522 - We was just talking about ya. - That's not very polite, is it? 415 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:46,027 There's nothing else to do seeing as you're 4 hours late. 416 00:23:46,127 --> 00:23:50,002 - Better late than never. - I don't think that it is. 417 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:51,905 John. 418 00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:54,878 John, this is Glen. 419 00:23:56,682 --> 00:23:59,487 - Hi. I'm Glen. - I know that. 420 00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:02,159 I play bass. 421 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:17,791 Nice place. 422 00:24:17,891 --> 00:24:19,761 Yeah, Malcolm's paying a fortune for it. 423 00:24:19,861 --> 00:24:23,068 The lead singer from Badfinger hung his-self here a week ago. 424 00:24:23,168 --> 00:24:25,506 He probably got it for tuppence. 425 00:24:25,606 --> 00:24:27,076 - Really? - Poor bastard. 426 00:24:28,111 --> 00:24:31,785 It's still... nice. 427 00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:34,791 - Well, we should rehearse. - I can't sing. 428 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,695 - We can't play. - Actually, I'm pretty good. 429 00:24:36,795 --> 00:24:38,566 - Huh. Are ya? - Yeah. 430 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,268 Who are your influences? 431 00:24:40,804 --> 00:24:41,705 Um... 432 00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:42,807 The Beatles. 433 00:24:42,907 --> 00:24:44,811 - Ooh... - No. 434 00:24:44,911 --> 00:24:46,214 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 435 00:24:46,314 --> 00:24:48,251 Actually, they are really good, but loads of others. 436 00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:51,023 Just tell me a song you like. I can pretty much play anything. 437 00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,263 - "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart. - Great, I know that. 438 00:24:54,363 --> 00:24:56,835 Pathetic! 439 00:24:56,935 --> 00:24:58,104 If you don't like what you see, 440 00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:00,676 John, you're welcome to fuck off. 441 00:25:00,776 --> 00:25:01,879 I probably should do that. 442 00:25:01,979 --> 00:25:04,951 Between The Beatles and Rod Stewart, 443 00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,590 - it is a bit disappointing. - I'll tell Malcolm. 444 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,963 How are my sexy young assassins? 445 00:25:11,063 --> 00:25:12,299 John was just leaving. 446 00:25:12,399 --> 00:25:14,638 "Leaving"? No, come on, show me what you've done. 447 00:25:14,738 --> 00:25:17,977 Nothing! All's they know is Beatles and Rod Stewart. 448 00:25:18,077 --> 00:25:20,248 - Could do a Small Faces song. - Do you have any idea 449 00:25:20,348 --> 00:25:23,722 how much I've already personally invested in you? 450 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:25,693 The lead singer of Badfinger hung himself here. 451 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:28,699 Yes, I know that. That's why I got it half price. 452 00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,839 You see, that's what a good manager does. Gets a good deal. 453 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:34,911 But the lease did cost me a thousand pounds. 454 00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:38,853 And not to mention the fact you have been living here rent free. 455 00:25:38,953 --> 00:25:41,324 - How did you know? - I visited two days ago. 456 00:25:41,424 --> 00:25:43,763 - Did you? - Yeah. 457 00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,735 Here's some more Black Beauties. 458 00:25:46,835 --> 00:25:50,142 I don't even get bus fare and he gets amphetamines and free rent? 459 00:25:50,242 --> 00:25:51,879 Shut the fuck up, John! 460 00:25:51,979 --> 00:25:54,183 - That's it, go on, go at him! - I'll go at you. 461 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:55,920 Tear into each other 462 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,592 like the seditionary sewer rats that you are. 463 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,128 - What? - Oh, bloody hell! 464 00:26:00,228 --> 00:26:01,799 For fuck's sake! 465 00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:06,775 I want to hear the fury of the forgotten generation. 466 00:26:08,813 --> 00:26:11,819 - Play the riff. - What? What riff? 467 00:26:11,919 --> 00:26:15,091 The only one you know, you berk! Go on. 468 00:26:15,191 --> 00:26:18,031 A generation with no future. 469 00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:23,308 A generation with no other aim but to destroy. 470 00:26:29,486 --> 00:26:31,926 Yes, that's it, my boy. 471 00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:37,804 England's greatest guitarist. 472 00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:40,175 Just the two chords, is it? 473 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:43,248 More like England's greatest moron. 474 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,320 Sing, John. 475 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,393 Show me that rancid brilliance that you have. 476 00:26:53,936 --> 00:26:56,808 - He can't fucking sing. - I don't know the words, Steve. 477 00:26:56,908 --> 00:26:59,346 - Just make them up. - I'm not a wind-up doll! 478 00:26:59,446 --> 00:27:02,085 Who looks like a moron now, John? 479 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,689 Eh? 480 00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:11,839 Bye-bye, Johnny. 481 00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:13,074 Bye-bye. 482 00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,746 Ooh, Jimi Hendrix knows a Stooges riff. 483 00:27:15,846 --> 00:27:17,684 Stooges! 484 00:27:17,784 --> 00:27:20,222 You do know the song. You just can't sing. 485 00:27:20,322 --> 00:27:22,226 ♪ No fun 486 00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,396 ♪ No fun... ♪ 487 00:27:24,497 --> 00:27:26,835 - That's it, my boy. Sing! - Shut the fuck up! 488 00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:34,851 ♪ No fun 489 00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:36,755 ♪ My babe 490 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,826 ♪ No fun 491 00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:43,234 ♪ Fun to be alone 492 00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:47,242 ♪ Something up your arse 493 00:27:48,378 --> 00:27:50,850 ♪ Fun to be alone 494 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,189 ♪ Something... 495 00:27:54,289 --> 00:27:57,764 ♪ Something, whatever the fuck 496 00:28:02,941 --> 00:28:04,878 ♪ I may be going out 497 00:28:04,978 --> 00:28:07,082 ♪ And I may be staying at home 498 00:28:07,182 --> 00:28:09,053 ♪ Maybe... ♪ 499 00:28:09,153 --> 00:28:11,157 Fuck! What's... What happened there? 500 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,127 England's greatest guitarist. 501 00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:15,198 You were completely out of tune. 502 00:28:15,298 --> 00:28:17,737 - What's your chord? - It goes to 'E' there. 503 00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:23,047 Right. From the top. 504 00:28:23,147 --> 00:28:24,784 One, two, three... 505 00:28:24,884 --> 00:28:26,354 Here, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 506 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:28,892 In, in, in, in, in, this is us, this is us, this is us. 507 00:28:28,992 --> 00:28:32,032 ♪ Road Runner, Road Runner 508 00:28:32,132 --> 00:28:33,936 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour... ♪ 509 00:28:34,036 --> 00:28:36,173 Jordan, make sure they let us in. 510 00:28:36,273 --> 00:28:38,344 Keep going, keep going. Just down here... 511 00:28:38,444 --> 00:28:40,983 ♪ ...Runner, Road Runner 512 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,956 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour 513 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,927 ♪ I fell in love with the modern world... ♪ 514 00:28:46,027 --> 00:28:47,195 We heard there was a party. 515 00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,033 No, no party. 516 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,970 Well, then we better make one. 517 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:53,776 - Get lively, boys. - Jordan. 518 00:28:57,015 --> 00:28:59,521 I never let the shop dictate my style, it's about how I feel. 519 00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:02,326 If anything, I've seen Vivienne take inspiration 520 00:29:02,426 --> 00:29:04,363 from the things that I wear from home. 521 00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:07,369 Loads of people are on the game. Prostitution isn't that bad. 522 00:29:07,469 --> 00:29:09,941 I mean, I've had a few offers, I've thought about it. 523 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,814 Do it if I were you. It's a couple of quid. 524 00:29:12,914 --> 00:29:15,953 Music is fundamentally young people's music, right? 525 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:18,391 Ganja, Rasta, reggae, 526 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:20,496 they're all part of the same social movement. 527 00:29:20,596 --> 00:29:22,265 It's a pretty good movement. 528 00:29:22,365 --> 00:29:24,938 Mm. 529 00:29:25,038 --> 00:29:27,944 I thought you was doing "painter who couldn't paint"? 530 00:29:28,044 --> 00:29:29,413 It's actually pretty good. 531 00:29:29,514 --> 00:29:31,017 Malcolm. 532 00:29:31,117 --> 00:29:33,856 Please don't tell. 533 00:29:34,958 --> 00:29:36,027 I didn't catch your name. 534 00:29:36,127 --> 00:29:38,832 Helen of Troy. 535 00:29:38,932 --> 00:29:42,573 The face that launched a thousand hips. 536 00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:43,976 Oh, I like you. 537 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:45,846 Mm. 538 00:29:45,946 --> 00:29:47,850 Stand in line, pet. 539 00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:49,453 Don't worry, I will. 540 00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:53,829 Oi, give us one of those, would ya? 541 00:29:53,929 --> 00:29:56,167 Jordan? Have you seen Chrissie lately? 542 00:29:56,267 --> 00:29:59,507 She's not around much. Maybe she's got a fella on the side. 543 00:29:59,607 --> 00:30:03,114 Oi! Bromley is so boring, I feel like blowing it up 544 00:30:03,214 --> 00:30:06,020 just to see if anyone notices it's gone. 545 00:30:17,209 --> 00:30:19,413 You finding your way around the fretboard OK? 546 00:30:19,514 --> 00:30:21,450 Would be if I knew what a fretboard was. 547 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,291 How are you getting on with the other Jones? 548 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:30,001 Oh, he's charming, talented, funny. 549 00:30:30,101 --> 00:30:31,872 Nothing like you. 550 00:30:31,972 --> 00:30:33,474 Sounds like your boyfriend should be worried. 551 00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:38,351 No, my relationship with Mick Jones is completely platonic. 552 00:30:38,451 --> 00:30:41,023 I'm glad it's platonic with that Jones. 553 00:30:41,123 --> 00:30:42,927 Me, too. 554 00:30:43,027 --> 00:30:46,367 Listen, I'm not taking the piss. Can we go upstairs? 555 00:30:51,979 --> 00:30:53,481 Welcome to me palace. 556 00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:56,187 Here dwelleth the Prince of Denmark Street. 557 00:30:56,287 --> 00:31:00,295 With his noble sword, Excalibur. 558 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:05,105 You're right... Makes no sense 559 00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:08,211 that Malcolm would give me this amazing guitar. 560 00:31:08,311 --> 00:31:10,916 Probably just thought it'd look good on stage. 561 00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:19,466 The thing is... 562 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:21,337 I never learnt nothing at school, 563 00:31:21,437 --> 00:31:22,472 I couldn't concentrate. 564 00:31:22,573 --> 00:31:24,476 They call you a moron... 565 00:31:24,577 --> 00:31:27,249 and it just gets worse. 566 00:31:27,349 --> 00:31:28,952 But I always understood music. 567 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:32,627 And now I got this chance, and I don't wanna fuck it up. 568 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:35,331 And I know that you get it. 569 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,106 I really need the help. 570 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:43,682 So, I was wondering, would you teach me how to play properly? 571 00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:47,523 I have no interest in being your guitar teacher, Jonesy. 572 00:31:49,426 --> 00:31:51,498 I got too many problems of my own. 573 00:32:02,052 --> 00:32:03,989 Suppose a fuck's out of the question? 574 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:06,227 Yes, it pretty much is. 575 00:32:06,327 --> 00:32:07,997 "Pretty much"? 576 00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:09,399 Very much. 577 00:32:11,337 --> 00:32:13,040 Scale of one to a hundred, 578 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,679 where one is "I just need to brush me teeth", 579 00:32:15,779 --> 00:32:17,517 and a hundred is 580 00:32:17,617 --> 00:32:20,656 "not if you was the last man on earth", where's it sitting? 581 00:32:20,756 --> 00:32:21,992 Ninety-eight. 582 00:32:22,727 --> 00:32:24,263 "Ninety-eight"? Not bad. 583 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,204 Good night, Jonesy. 584 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,475 Ninety-eight. 585 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:31,545 ♪ Hey! 586 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,181 ♪ Hey! 587 00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:36,688 ♪ We sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 588 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,261 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 589 00:32:40,361 --> 00:32:43,569 ♪ We were all in the news With our blue suede shoes 590 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:47,275 ♪ And our dancin' the night away 591 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:51,083 ♪ Yeah, we sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 592 00:32:51,183 --> 00:32:54,624 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 593 00:32:54,724 --> 00:32:58,565 ♪ With the jukebox playin' and everybody sayin' 594 00:32:58,665 --> 00:33:01,738 ♪ That music like ours couldn't die... ♪ 595 00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,078 Let me hear you! 596 00:33:06,113 --> 00:33:07,617 Whoo-hoo! 597 00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,762 Tonight a new movement is born. 598 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,039 To a Bay City Rollers soundtrack? 599 00:33:19,139 --> 00:33:23,247 Never underestimate the power of Tartan, my boy. 600 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:28,357 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music 601 00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,328 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music... ♪ 602 00:33:30,428 --> 00:33:33,067 You fucking wanker! 603 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:37,208 ♪ Hey, hey 604 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:40,348 ♪ We sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 605 00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:44,089 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i ♪ 606 00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:47,128 Destroy. 607 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:11,143 ♪ As I was lying in a hospital bed 608 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:14,751 ♪ A rock 'n' roll nurse going to my head... ♪ 609 00:34:14,851 --> 00:34:16,655 - Oh, hello, John. - What's going on, Viv? 610 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,391 You said I could be in the band. 611 00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:20,228 - You are in the band. - Am I? 612 00:34:20,328 --> 00:34:22,767 No, you're not. Who are you? 613 00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:26,140 This is the John I was telling you about, with the cheekbones. 614 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,512 I've already got the John with the cheekbones. 615 00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:31,651 No, you got John with the teeth. He's my mate. 616 00:34:31,751 --> 00:34:35,358 - You got the wrong John? - I wanna be in the band. 617 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,697 - Well, we don't need you. - Malcolm! 618 00:34:40,335 --> 00:34:41,805 How could you be so daft? 619 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:44,376 How was I supposed to know there were two Johns 620 00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:49,152 with impeccable cheekbones and a penchant for safety pins? 621 00:34:49,252 --> 00:34:51,858 Look at him. He's perfect. 622 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:54,129 There's a lot more to a great rock and roll group 623 00:34:54,229 --> 00:34:55,398 than just looks. 624 00:34:55,499 --> 00:34:57,268 You said it had nothing to do with the music. 625 00:34:57,368 --> 00:35:00,408 It doesn't. It has everything to do with chemistry, 626 00:35:00,509 --> 00:35:01,845 and I've got that perfect. 627 00:35:01,945 --> 00:35:04,684 - Have you, Malc? - They hate each other already. 628 00:35:04,784 --> 00:35:06,521 What if it all gets too much for Steve? 629 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,859 What if he crumbles again? 630 00:35:13,201 --> 00:35:17,475 Well, if he does, we now have a replacement. 631 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,845 - Put that back. - Huh? 632 00:35:18,945 --> 00:35:20,549 - Put that back. - Put what back? 633 00:35:20,649 --> 00:35:22,687 Give it to me. 634 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,728 Get out. 635 00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,865 "Give the dog a bone"? 636 00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:31,571 What does that mean? 637 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,675 When you're seventeen, all you want to do is shag. 638 00:35:33,775 --> 00:35:36,715 - Do ya? - Yeah. 639 00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:38,819 - Just sing it. - I'm not singing that. 640 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,891 It sounds like it's written by a moron. 641 00:35:41,991 --> 00:35:43,461 Just sing it. 642 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,499 How old's Malcolm? 643 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:46,735 - Don't know. - Twenty-nine. 644 00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:55,451 You're only twenty-nine... 645 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:58,491 Got a lot to learn... 646 00:35:58,592 --> 00:36:00,496 You're only twenty-nine... 647 00:36:00,596 --> 00:36:02,633 Give the git a... 648 00:36:02,733 --> 00:36:04,837 Make my stomach... 649 00:36:04,937 --> 00:36:06,608 Nah! 650 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:09,914 You're only twenty-nine... 651 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:12,753 Got a lot to learn... 652 00:36:12,853 --> 00:36:16,761 But when your mummy dies, she will not return! 653 00:36:16,861 --> 00:36:18,364 That's more like it! 654 00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:20,234 - It's a little bit weird. - You're welcome. 655 00:36:20,334 --> 00:36:23,374 We like noise, it's our choice... 656 00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,211 It's good. We're keeping that. 657 00:36:25,311 --> 00:36:27,482 Easy and simple. Good. 658 00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:30,622 And "I don't work, I just speed, that's all I need". 659 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:35,364 Yeah, some of it's all right, Steve, if I could read it. 660 00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:37,770 Honestly, did you even go to school? 661 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,778 No, not really. 662 00:36:41,878 --> 00:36:44,917 Don't worry, I'll work it out. 663 00:36:45,017 --> 00:36:46,755 I need the bog. 664 00:36:49,994 --> 00:36:51,765 John. 665 00:36:51,865 --> 00:36:53,535 I know what we should call ya. 666 00:36:54,871 --> 00:36:57,676 Rotten. On account of your teeth. 667 00:36:58,846 --> 00:37:00,849 Johnny fucking Rotten. 668 00:37:02,587 --> 00:37:04,791 That's brilliant! 669 00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:06,494 I love it. 670 00:37:11,738 --> 00:37:13,374 Who's he think he is? 671 00:37:13,474 --> 00:37:18,317 - He is a bit of a prick. - He's just... weird. 672 00:37:18,417 --> 00:37:19,821 Little fucker. 673 00:37:19,921 --> 00:37:21,658 If you are going to be in the band, 674 00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,829 you can't carry on being called John, 675 00:37:23,929 --> 00:37:25,298 because that's my name. 676 00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:26,935 Malcolm won't let me in the band. 677 00:37:27,035 --> 00:37:29,272 Steve's hopeless and Glen's a ponce. 678 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,441 One of 'em has to go. 679 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,312 Besides, I need a mate. 680 00:37:32,412 --> 00:37:34,316 They're really mean most of the time. 681 00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:36,855 My mum calls me Sime. 682 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:40,461 - Slime is good. - "Sime", not "Slime". 683 00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,332 It's short for "Simon". 684 00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:43,969 John Simon Ritchie. 685 00:37:44,069 --> 00:37:46,574 You can't be called Simon either, it's a shit name. 686 00:37:46,674 --> 00:37:47,943 Hence why I prefer John. 687 00:37:48,043 --> 00:37:50,749 I don't see why we can't both be called John. 688 00:37:50,849 --> 00:37:52,452 Confusion is good. 689 00:37:52,553 --> 00:37:54,891 I've only just noticed your teeth. 690 00:37:54,991 --> 00:37:58,464 You look like my fucking hamster. 691 00:37:58,565 --> 00:38:00,468 Hello, Sid. 692 00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:04,342 We'll call you Sid. After the hamster. 693 00:38:04,442 --> 00:38:07,516 - What's his second name? - Hamsters don't have surnames. 694 00:38:07,616 --> 00:38:09,386 Well, I'm gonna need a second name. 695 00:38:09,486 --> 00:38:10,756 For legal purposes. 696 00:38:11,691 --> 00:38:13,628 Sid Ritchie sounds OK. 697 00:38:13,728 --> 00:38:15,599 Argh! 698 00:38:15,699 --> 00:38:17,636 Sid's really vicious. 699 00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:35,404 Rick Wakeman. 700 00:38:36,841 --> 00:38:40,949 This is what rock 'n' roll music has become. 701 00:38:41,049 --> 00:38:43,420 A mind-numbing sedative for the masses 702 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,926 and another means of control. 703 00:38:46,928 --> 00:38:48,632 But I... 704 00:38:48,732 --> 00:38:52,640 have managed to secure you your very first gig, 705 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:56,915 supporting Bazooka Joe at the Saint Martin Art College. 706 00:38:57,015 --> 00:38:59,620 Actually, I got us the gig. 707 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,958 I am a student there. 708 00:39:02,058 --> 00:39:03,628 Details, Glen. 709 00:39:03,728 --> 00:39:07,368 The point is... is that this is it, boys. 710 00:39:07,468 --> 00:39:09,540 This is your big break. 711 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,678 Tomorrow night, 712 00:39:11,778 --> 00:39:15,418 we launch our mission of destruction. 713 00:39:32,887 --> 00:39:35,559 - Oh, you're awake. - What are you doing? 714 00:39:35,659 --> 00:39:37,696 We like noise, it's our choice. 715 00:39:39,734 --> 00:39:41,470 We gotta be loud tomorrow. 716 00:39:41,571 --> 00:39:43,541 Yeah, I know. 717 00:39:43,641 --> 00:39:45,746 We don't have a proper amp. 718 00:39:45,846 --> 00:39:47,482 Just use Bazooka Joe's. 719 00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,754 The main bands always turn the support down 720 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:51,724 so they don't sound as good as 'em. 721 00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:53,460 It's the oldest trick in the book. 722 00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:54,864 Come on, I know where to get one. 723 00:39:54,964 --> 00:39:57,703 - No, I'm working tomorrow. - Tomorrow's the gig. 724 00:39:57,803 --> 00:39:59,974 Yeah, I've gotta work first, you pillock. 725 00:40:00,074 --> 00:40:01,878 Not everyone gets to live the life of Riley. 726 00:40:01,978 --> 00:40:03,882 Oh, pardon me for being so fortunate. 727 00:40:03,982 --> 00:40:07,021 Is everything all right...? Oh, hello, Steve. 728 00:40:07,121 --> 00:40:08,692 - Hello, Mrs C. - Sorry, Mum. 729 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,961 Steve was just leaving. 730 00:40:10,061 --> 00:40:12,131 You can use the front door, Steve. 731 00:40:12,231 --> 00:40:14,737 Oh, no, it's no trouble. This is just as easy. 732 00:40:14,837 --> 00:40:17,475 Sorry to wake you, Mrs C. 733 00:40:17,576 --> 00:40:19,580 - Night, love. - Night, Mum. 734 00:40:25,091 --> 00:40:26,193 It's important! 735 00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:30,769 Can't say your old mate Jonesy don't show you a good time. 736 00:40:30,869 --> 00:40:33,742 Yeah, or nearly get me arrested on a weekly basis. 737 00:40:33,842 --> 00:40:35,879 Let's fire it up. 738 00:40:35,979 --> 00:40:37,750 I gotta be at work in two hours. 739 00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:39,452 Oh, fuck! 740 00:40:39,553 --> 00:40:40,889 That apprenticeship, 741 00:40:40,989 --> 00:40:42,793 it's getting in the way of your real job. 742 00:40:42,893 --> 00:40:44,930 - Yeah, my real job don't pay. - It will. 743 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,201 The Pistols are gonna be bigger than The Stones. 744 00:40:47,301 --> 00:40:49,740 Do you know how many shit bands there are in London right now 745 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,045 - saying that? - We ain't shit. 746 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,517 Or we won't be soon. 747 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:58,925 Get some sleep. 748 00:41:16,861 --> 00:41:18,197 - Oi, John! - John, John, wait. It's just up there. 749 00:41:22,005 --> 00:41:23,508 Fucking hell! 750 00:41:24,276 --> 00:41:26,547 Through those doors there. 751 00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:31,824 Look at all these stupid hippies. 752 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:34,062 - Gonna hate us. - I hope so. 753 00:41:34,162 --> 00:41:36,768 No wonder you're a student here, Glen, you fit right in. 754 00:41:36,868 --> 00:41:40,642 You should be playing medieval mandolin with Rick Fakeman. 755 00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:42,011 Yeah? Piss off! 756 00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,517 Excuse me, mate. Could you tell me 757 00:41:44,617 --> 00:41:46,687 where the abstract expressionism lecture is this evening? 758 00:41:46,787 --> 00:41:48,090 What? 759 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:50,294 It's on that notice-board. I can't read it from here. 760 00:41:52,132 --> 00:41:54,202 I'm running late. 761 00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:57,843 - Oh, fuck off, you dumb hippie. - That's the boy! 762 00:41:57,943 --> 00:42:00,081 Fuck abstract expressionism. 763 00:42:00,181 --> 00:42:05,826 Steve plays guitar, very badly, and he doesn't like to read. 764 00:42:05,926 --> 00:42:09,232 - Come see us play, we're awful. - Guys, come on, one more time, 765 00:42:09,332 --> 00:42:11,103 one more time... two, three. 766 00:42:11,203 --> 00:42:13,575 ♪ Went to the dance... 767 00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:21,323 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 768 00:42:22,993 --> 00:42:24,830 You're not using that. 769 00:42:25,799 --> 00:42:27,603 Actually, mate, we are. 770 00:42:27,703 --> 00:42:30,575 Feeling a bit inadequate, are we? 771 00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:32,946 I've already sorted this with your manager. 772 00:42:33,046 --> 00:42:34,950 We don't give a shit! 773 00:42:36,086 --> 00:42:38,625 It's our amp or you don't play. 774 00:42:39,894 --> 00:42:42,833 I bet it's fucking stolen anyway. 775 00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,269 Steve? 776 00:42:46,808 --> 00:42:48,711 It's all right. 777 00:42:48,811 --> 00:42:49,880 Leave it. 778 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,951 Right. Two, three, four. 779 00:43:01,203 --> 00:43:03,006 Yeah, OK, Mick. 780 00:43:05,779 --> 00:43:07,281 An all-guy line-up? 781 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:14,028 Yeah, but I mean, I... I could just come along and jam. 782 00:43:17,202 --> 00:43:19,005 Shit! Sorry, can you hear me? 783 00:43:19,105 --> 00:43:20,241 Hello? 784 00:43:50,101 --> 00:43:52,138 - Are you all right? - Never better. 785 00:43:53,975 --> 00:43:55,745 Problem solved. 786 00:43:55,845 --> 00:43:57,950 I'm now Sid. Sid Vicious. 787 00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,954 That is an excellent name. 788 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:03,293 John christened me... after his hamster. 789 00:44:03,393 --> 00:44:05,932 John is a clever boy. 790 00:44:06,032 --> 00:44:08,103 Careful, loves. Hippie alert. 791 00:44:13,013 --> 00:44:14,984 Not always, Vivienne. 792 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:18,958 See, he's perfect. 793 00:44:19,058 --> 00:44:21,831 Whoever votes to sack Glen, raise their hand. 794 00:44:21,931 --> 00:44:23,701 Piss off, John. 795 00:44:23,801 --> 00:44:26,239 Cookie, your government needs you. 796 00:44:26,339 --> 00:44:29,445 We've nearly got the numbers for a simple majority. 797 00:44:29,546 --> 00:44:35,190 Steve, being the culpable moron he is, will probably abstain. 798 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:37,796 - Oh, no, where are you going? - For a piss, all right? 799 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,291 It's not time for another runner, Jonesy. 800 00:44:54,062 --> 00:44:57,468 I'm just some moron with a white guitar... 801 00:44:57,569 --> 00:44:59,005 who can barely play. 802 00:45:06,353 --> 00:45:09,760 I came to London because I thought America was over. 803 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:12,899 It turns out England is asleep. 804 00:45:12,999 --> 00:45:16,306 It needs a good kick up its tight little limey ass. 805 00:45:16,406 --> 00:45:19,379 You and Rotten might just be the ones to do it. 806 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:25,424 Suppose a fuck's still out of the question? 807 00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:28,965 Go fuck the music. 808 00:45:40,254 --> 00:45:42,458 What are you doing? 809 00:45:45,866 --> 00:45:48,437 We like noise. 810 00:45:51,076 --> 00:45:53,915 You touch that plug... 811 00:45:54,015 --> 00:45:56,554 we will destroy you. 812 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,137 We're the Fucked Four. 813 00:46:06,507 --> 00:46:10,280 We're gonna kick this country awake if it kills us. 814 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:13,186 Yes, that's more like it. 815 00:46:13,286 --> 00:46:16,359 We are going to the toppermost of the poppermost. 816 00:46:17,295 --> 00:46:18,564 - What? - What? 817 00:46:18,664 --> 00:46:20,067 That's what The Beatles used to say 818 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,504 when they were in shitty dressing-rooms like this. 819 00:46:21,604 --> 00:46:23,841 - You know, thinking they'd... - Beatles! 820 00:46:23,941 --> 00:46:24,977 Oh, you've bloody jinxed us. 821 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:26,479 We're gonna need our own saying. 822 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,518 - How about... - No more Beatles shit! 823 00:46:28,618 --> 00:46:31,356 I've got it. "Get pissed... 824 00:46:34,563 --> 00:46:36,466 "Destroy!" 825 00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:39,506 Bloody brilliant. 826 00:46:40,241 --> 00:46:42,211 Yeah. Oh. 827 00:47:02,151 --> 00:47:05,357 ♪ You're only twenty-nine 828 00:47:05,457 --> 00:47:07,529 ♪ Got a lot to learn 829 00:47:08,898 --> 00:47:11,604 ♪ Cos when your mummy dies 830 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,941 ♪ She will not return 831 00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:16,346 ♪ We like noise 832 00:47:16,446 --> 00:47:18,016 ♪ It's our choice 833 00:47:18,116 --> 00:47:20,287 ♪ It's what we wanna do 834 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:24,997 ♪ We don't care about long hair 835 00:47:25,097 --> 00:47:28,103 ♪ I don't wear flares 836 00:47:28,203 --> 00:47:31,577 ♪ See my face, not a trace 837 00:47:31,677 --> 00:47:33,313 ♪ No reality 838 00:47:34,984 --> 00:47:38,190 ♪ I don't work, I just speed 839 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,294 ♪ That's all I need... ♪ 840 00:47:40,394 --> 00:47:41,429 This is it! 841 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:43,968 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 842 00:47:44,503 --> 00:47:47,041 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 843 00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:51,316 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 844 00:47:51,416 --> 00:47:55,290 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 845 00:48:03,073 --> 00:48:06,346 - They're terrible. - Yeah. 846 00:48:06,446 --> 00:48:07,582 Fucking great. 847 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,360 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 848 00:48:14,362 --> 00:48:17,536 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 849 00:48:17,636 --> 00:48:20,542 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 850 00:48:21,276 --> 00:48:23,447 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 851 00:48:23,548 --> 00:48:25,417 How are we gonna follow this? 852 00:48:25,518 --> 00:48:28,457 ♪ Unbelievably... ♪ 853 00:48:34,269 --> 00:48:35,437 Sid! 56688

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