Original subtitles

Kind: captions Language: en

(people chattering)

- Welcome to Big Wanda's.

- Hi.

- Would you like to hear the specials?

- No, not really - I'd love to.

- 'cause I kind of already know what I want.

Okay?

- [Waitress] And what would you like?

- A bacon sandwich with cheese.

- [Waitress] Sure.

- Like a lot of cheese. Okay?

Like melted cheese. - [Waitress] Extra cheese.

Like dripping off of it. Yeah.

That's right.

- [Waitress] And for the lady? - [Customer] Can I have...

- She's gonna have the same damn thing.

Aren't ya?

Yeah.

- Two BLTs, extra cheese. Coming up.

Well make it snappy, 'cause I'm late all right?

- Sir, I'm sorry.

Just making sure you get the order right.

- Why won't you go get it?

Please go get it. - Yes, sir.

- [Customer] Thank you. - All right.

- Why do you always have to be so loud?

- I just want a sandwich. All right?

You have a problem with that?

- BLT, extra cheese.

- Thank you. - What the hell is that?

- It's a bacon sandwich with extra cheese.

- Nah, I ain't eating that.

- Cheese.

- [Customer] I ain't eatin' it!

Get it out of here! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Is there a problem over there?

You know what? - Oh, no big problem!

- [Rita] No, there's no problem.

- [Chef] We might have a problem.

- I got a big problem. Let's do this.

- [Customer] No, no, no. - Look at this. Look at this.

- I ain't eatin' this stuff.

- There might be a problem over here at Big Wanda's.

- Oh no there isn't.

- It's all right, I'll handle it.

- What place your runnin' here?

- I said, there's nothing wrong.

- [Chef] Come on down. - I asked for cheese.

I asked for a lot of dripping melted cheese

and none of that. Fix it.

- Excuse me, excuse me.

What did the fox say? Nothing!

Go make him another sandwich.

And put a medium amount of cheese on there.

- Yeah, go do that sweetie. - Shut up.

- You know what? As a matter of fact, listen.

- You shut up. - It's all right.

Tell me to shut up.

- It's all right. Listen.

I have something for you. - [Customer] What's that?

- [Chef] It's called a Wanda Special.

It's a big ol' fish.

- [Customer] I love it. Bring it over.

- [Chef] Juicy. - Excuse me?

- Yes, not like that little sandwich you just had.

- I'm a big man, bring it over.

Bring it over!

- Babe.

- [Chef] Yes. - I'm coming in tomorrow.

How much cheese you want on there?

- A lot, a lot.

- So I know how many slices you want it.

- Like as much as you got back there.

- Oh my god. - I'ma give you all of it.

You know what?

You don't have to pay for anything.

She gonna have to pay for hers though.

- [Customer] She never pay for anything anyway.

(upbeat music)

♪ I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ Until you hate me ♪

♪ And I'm gonna show you ♪

♪ What's really crazy ♪

♪ You should've known better ♪

♪ Than to mess with me harder ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ Gonna love you, gonna love you ♪

♪ Like a black widow, baby ♪

♪ This twisted cat and mouse game, always starts the same ♪

♪ First we're both down to play, then somehow you go astray ♪

♪ We went from nuttin' to somethin', likin' to lovin' ♪

♪ It was us against the world, and now we just fuckin'? ♪

♪ It's like I loved you so much that now I just hate you ♪

♪ Feelin' stupid for all the time that I gave you ♪

♪ I wanted all or nothin' for us, ain't no place in between ♪

♪ Might-might be me believing what you say ♪

♪ That you'll never mean ♪

♪ Like it'll last forever, but now forever ain't as long ♪

♪ If it wasn't for you ♪

♪ I wouldn't be stuck singing this song ♪

♪ You were different from my last ♪

♪ But now, you've got 'em mirrored ♪

♪ And as it all plays out I see it couldn't be clearer ♪

♪ Now sing... ♪

♪ You used to be, thirsty for me ♪

♪ But now you wanna be set free ♪

♪ This is the web, web that you weave ♪

♪ So, baby now rest in peace ♪ ♪ It's all over with now ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ Until you hate me ♪ ♪ Right ♪

♪ And I'm gonna show you ♪

♪ Show 'em what, show 'em what ♪

♪ What's really crazy ♪

♪ You should've known better ♪

♪ Than to mess with me harder ♪

♪ It's all over with now ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ Gonna love you, gonna love you ♪

♪ Like a black widow, baby ♪

(upbeat music continues)

♪ Black, black widow, baby ♪

♪ I'm gonna l-l-l-love you until it hurts ♪

♪ Just to get you I'm doin' whatever works ♪

♪ You had never meet nobody, that'll do ya how I do ya ♪

♪ That'll bring ya to your knees, praise Jesus, hallelujah ♪

♪ That'll make ya beg for it, plead for it ♪

♪ 'Til you feel like you breathe for it ♪

♪ 'Til you'd do any and every thing for it ♪

♪ I want you to fiend for it, wake up and dream for it ♪

♪ 'Til it's got you gaspin' for air, and you lean forward ♪

♪ 'Til you have a CAT scan to check on your mind ♪

♪ And there's nothing but me on it ♪

♪ On it, on it ♪

♪ Now it's me time, believe that ♪

♪ If it's yours when you want it, I want it ♪

♪ Promise I need that ♪

♪ 'Til I'm everywhere that you be at ♪

♪ I can't fall back or quit ♪

♪ 'Cause this here a fatal attraction ♪

♪ So I take it all or I don't want sh- ♪

♪ You used to be, thirsty for me ♪

♪ Right ♪

♪ But now you wanna be set free ♪

♪ This is the web, web that you weave ♪

♪ So, baby now rest in peace ♪

♪ It's all over with now ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ Until you hate me ♪ ♪ Right ♪

♪ And I'm gonna show you ♪

♪ Show 'em what, show 'em what ♪

♪ What's really crazy ♪

♪ You should've known better, than to mess with me harder ♪

♪ I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you ♪

♪ Gonna love you, gonna love you ♪

♪ Like a black widow, baby ♪

♪ Bla-bla-black, black widow, baby ♪

(knife chopping)

- Hey!

- You tryin' to kill my lettuce?

(slow knife chopping)

Huh?!

You need me out there?!

Yeah!

Behind the counter!