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Previously, on Family Law...

Just in from the Law Society.

I've been suspended from practicing law.

So he really is a bigamist?

His days on the bench are over.

You are going to be my "homework mole".

It would be an honor, sir.

Sabrina Bass is a top 1% client.

Get inside her head. That's what Harry would do.

Your ex-husband robbed you of a lucrative singing career,

and the bastard needs to repay every cent.

Would you allow me that honor?

She tried to give Sofia this pink-and-white headband,

and Sofia was like,

"Do you think I'm five?"

And you should hear her laugh.

- Ready? - Ready.

Philanthropist and legal eagle Connery Bass

was back in court last week,

facing off against socialite Sabrina Bass, in what will likely be

the most expensive divorce battle

in the city's history.

Reputedly worth over $200 million,

Connery Bass is known as "David"

for his wins against Goliath-like corporations

in dozens of class-action lawsuits...

Oh, poor Connery. He's done so much for our city.

He gave $10 million to the new hospital...

and that huge donation to the art gallery.

Whose pop song "Cristal"

made YouTube's list of "Most Disliked Videos".

♪ Sabrina Bass Champagne glass ♪

♪ All the boys stare at my turnt-up ass ♪

♪ Spending cash Rocking jewels ♪

♪ Top to bottom I'm so cool ♪

In addition to divorce, Sabrina is suing Mr. Bass for defamation

and loss of future earnings,

citing his "intentional sabotage" of her musical career.

- Not exactly fair and balanced. - Ah! Can you blame them?

That pop-tart won't be happy

until she takes Connery for every last cent.

Do I really have to point out the hypocrisy here?

- What? - This! All of this!

Bought with the proceeds of your three divorces.

I was shrewd.

- She's just greedy. - Ah.

What kind of sentence is Chip Crombie facing?

Ah, we shouldn't get our hopes up for more than a fine,

maybe community service.

You don't hate that idea?

Chip in a vest,

picking up garbage on the side of the road...

...that's a very appealing mental image.

Breakfast!

Oh. Thank you, but I should get to work.

Oh, now, before you run off...

I'm having a housewarming party this Wednesday.

Uh, I'll meet you out front.

- Great. Okay. Thank you for the coffee. - Any time.

We've talked about this.

Nico and Sofia are going to be there.

So?

So, just because I had to meet every "uncle" you were dating

doesn't mean I'm gonna do that to my kids.

Oh, please. Frank has introduced them to Isabelle.

I have to check into Hotel Bianchi

and take the kids to school.

I'll see you on Wednesday.

Yeah, well, don't forget... you're coming early to help!

Hello?

Sorry about my mom.

And no offence, but you absolutely cannot come to her housewarming.

Good. Because I was absolutely not planning to.

- Morning, Ralph. - You're Ralph. I'm Sam.

And I'm late. Have a good week.

Are you still okay with picking up the kids

from volleyball and fencing on Wednesday?

Hmm? What?

My mom's housewarming.

I said I'd go over early?

Uh, right. Yeah. Yeah, I'll bring them over.

Everything okay?

Someone arranged Isabelle's garden gnomes into an orgy last night

Who would do that?

Maybe the better question is, why does a grown woman

have garden gnomes?

A kid gave her one a couple years ago, and she pretended to love it.

Word got out, and they've been giving her gnomes ever since.

That's so sweet.

Hope those gnomes get herpes.

- Good morning, Ms. Bianchi. - Morning, Winston. Who's... ?

Oz. Sabrina's music producer.

They were in a recording session yesterday.

Apparently, Sabrina ate a pot gummy

to "release her subconscious,"

- get the creative juices flowing. - As one does.

Then she remembered she had this meeting,

so Oz gave her a ride.

I know it's hard, but don't let 'em get under your skin.

Did you see The Morning Show?

They made me look like some kind of vampire

that's bleeding "Saint Connery" dry.

If they knew what it was like to actually be married to him,

- they would be on my side. - Absolutely.

And all the... stuff they said about what Connery's done for the city?

I'm the one... who made him donate the Warhols to the art gallery!

What can we do for you today, Mrs. Bass?

Get me more spousal support.

I can't live off the pocket change he's paying.

And just so I'm up to speed...

what do you consider "pocket change"?

50,000. Per month!

- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --

We'll file a motion to request an increase

to your monthly support payments.

And just spit-balling here...

in the meantime, maybe you could find some trims to your budget?

I thought she was supposed to be your silent second chair.

Time in the recording studio must be expensive.

Maybe that could wait till after your divorce.

I have put my life...

myself on hold for years!

And we understand that.

My life doesn't start till this album comes out!

I know what you think.

That I'm just some bimbo

who lucked into marrying a rich guy.

But I worked my ass off.

Do you have any idea what it took a poor kid from Manila

to be chair of her own foundation?

I had my jaw broken to fix my teeth!

I had laser eye surgery to ditch the cheap glasses!

And I paid for all of it, working minimum-wage jobs.

So don't tell me that I haven't earned every cent!

I need you on this,

but you need to learn when to keep your mouth shut.

- Are you capable of that? - Her burn rate is unbelievable.

Okay.

Let's say...

Connery made a hundred grand a year.

You wouldn't bat an eye

that Sabrina was entitled to her fair share, right?

Cecil!

Hey.

What's up?

If you're not too busy ratting us out to Harry,

maybe you can get us into court?

- Yeah. Sure thing. - Now, Cecil.

How'd it go last night?

What was last night?

Kelly met Lucy's friends for the first time.

It was so much fun, but then Kelly got a headache,

so we had to leave early.

Was that brought on by watching you

become a "narcissistic supply" to your friends?

See you later, Jerri.

- Why are you tormenting your sister? - It's not her. It's Kelly.

She called me "insensitive"

and "disrespectful of boundaries."

And she said I only talk about myself.

Oh, Kelly sounds very perceptive.

- Well, she's right about him... - And for the record,

never tell someone you don't like their partner.

It always comes back to bite you.

Moral of the story?

Zip it!

Let's revisit this once you've met Kelly.

Danny, my door is open, if you want to talk strategy.

No, I'm good. Thanks.

You've got to get Sabrina's monthly support bumped up.

And the unsuspended lawyers in this law firm are working on it.

I hope I don't need to remind you

- what's riding on this. - Well aware.

- Abigail... - Nope.

She's vain, self-absorbed,

and has absolutely no filter.

- Guess we know where Abby gets it. - But I love her.

Hmm.

She was really good to me when Maggie and I broke up.

Plus, the house is gonna be incredible.

- Joanne has great taste. - I'm in.

- Really? - Yeah. Dying to meet her. And your dad.

I'm so happy.

I... I didn't think you'd want to do a family thing,

after meeting Abby and Daniel.

I don't have anything against them.

I just have the benefit of an outside perspective,

so I'm bound to see patterns you don't.

- So, how was your week with Dad? - Fine.

Highlights? Lowlights?

Oh! Yeah. We made something really cool.

Isabelle taught us how to do pour painting.

Did she?

- It was actually pretty fun. - Neat.

And we made pasta from scratch!

It tastes so much better than...

It was okay.

Well... when you work nine to three and have your weekends off,

it leaves so much more time for painting.

I always had bigger ambitions.

Thank god, your options aren't limited to teaching.

You can be whatever you want to be.

Wow, Mom... thanks for the talk from 1973.

Can I wear pants, too?

- Cordelia. Hi. - Hello, Abigail. Daniel.

How can you be so calm?

I'd be barfing if I had to go up against the Flame-Thrower.

Hey.

You got this.

Don't let Harry get into your head.

Mrs. Bass agreed to the original monthly sum

on the basis that Mr. Bass would

conclude their separation in a timely manner.

But he and his legal team have taken every opportunity

- to drag out these proceedings. - Objection!

- No foundation. - Sustained.

Mr. Svensson, are you really telling the court that your client

can't find a way to make ends meet on $50,000 a month?

Your Honor, Mrs. Bass is entitled to...

Forgive the interruption, Your Honor.

I've just been granted a court order to halt proceedings

in Bass versus Bass...

all assets to be frozen immediately.

Seriously, Mom?

Connery Bass represented 94 victims

in a class-action suit against a construction company.

He argued negligent building practices

led to the collapse of a condo that killed 23 people. And he won!

The claimants were awarded 600,000 each.

They waited over two years for their settlement money.

That's hardly uncommon.

When the checks finally arrived last month,

they were missing a zero.

Mr. Bass's firm told them 68,000

was all that remained after expenses.

I've initiated a forensic audit,

which has already revealed some troubling discrepancies.

Your Honor, with all due respect to my...

Ms. Silva,

this situation has nothing to do with my client.

Yesterday, she posted a picture of herself

with a handbag that costs more than my car.

Well, the court order is clear.

I can see no way to move forward until this issue is resolved.

- Bass versus Bass is adjourned. - Thank you.

How can they do that? Just freeze all the money?

How am I supposed to finish my album?

Obviously, if you knew nothing about the alleged embezzlement...

Of course, I didn't know!

I mean, it's no surprise that Connery is a lying, cheating bastard,

but to steal from those poor victims?

I know it's tempting to bash your ex,

but... try to stay off social media.

Any glimpse of you living the good life...

- it's just bad optics. - I... My associate is right.

Try to keep a low profile

while I fight to get your divorce back on track.

Channel that anger... into another great song.

Daniel.

- That suit looks great on you. - A heads-up would've been nice.

You know that would've been a breach of lawyer-client privilege,

but I was sorry to interrupt you.

I'm sure you were doing brilliantly.

Nice to see you, Abigail.

Do you have time for a quick bite? My treat.

- Uh... - Sure, we'd love to.

- Great. - What're we up for?

Falafel? Maybe a little sushi?

How about a sub on your way back to the office

so you can start pulling precedents?

I'm surprised you would choose to represent

such a plastic person.

I didn't have a choice.

I inherited her from Dad when he was suspended.

- Well... - "Well," what?

She's the firm's biggest client. I'm gonna send her to the competition?

I guess it's just not what I pictured for you.

I always thought you'd defend the disenfranchised.

I help people in my own way.

When he was little,

the kids on our street had a huge water fight.

Planned it for weeks.

Well, Daniel despised guns.

The day came, he tied a white dishcloth to a broom handle

and marched right into the middle of it to broker peace.

- How'd that turn out? - They opened fire.

He ended up with a water-logged wedgie

and spent the afternoon

railing against the injustice of it all.

I can see it so clearly.

My heart almost burst with pride for you that day.

You were so clearly my son.

But it seems your father's influence has overshadowed mine.

Oh! He's nothing like Harry. Mm-mm.

Tons of pro bono work.

Most of the time, he's in mediation or doing collaborative cases...

anything to avoid court. Drives Harry nuts.

Excuse me.

I've been watching your career from afar.

- Impressive rebound. - Thanks.

Not sure why my career would interest you.

Well, once upon a time, I was your "Aunty Zina".

Yeah, when you were my mom's best friend...

before you slept with my father.

I'm not proud of that.

And I was sad to lose you from my life.

You know, Harry and I made every effort to include you,

- but your mother was... - Stop.

Don't you dare blame her for what you and Harry did.

You're right. That was offside.

Truce?

I feel like I understand you so much better now.

Your mom is a lot.

This is why they invented elevator music,

to drown out inane chatter.

Gotta hand it to Harry, though... he marries complicated women.

I just can't picture Harry and your mom.

Why do you always have to... talk?

Winston, as soon as Daniel and Abigail get back...

- They're here, sir. - Send them in.

She couldn't wait until the Bass divorce was finalized?

This is so typical of your mother.

Again, still suspended!

Do we think Connery really was stealing his clients' money?

Oh, probably.

Do any of us actually believe Sabrina didn't know?

- That's irrelevant. - Why would you even ask that?

- Apply to vary Zina's court order. - Obviously.

If she wants Connery's corporate assets frozen, fine.

That should cover the rest of any potential claims.

But the court has to release his personal assets

because our client has substantial claim to them.

- Yes. I've got it. - Good! Danny...

don't let your mother get in your head.

Hey, can I ask you two something?

What kind of crafts did you like doing when you were kids?

Didn't you do any of that stuff with your parents?

The craftiest Joanne ever got was handing me a pair of scissors

to cut Harry out of the family photo.

I did a lot of those "Snap Circuit" kits...

built a computer.

Oh, and my mom and I won a competition with our robot.

Milk-carton birdhouses?

It's not a craft,

but you can never go wrong with charades.

Even when people say they don't like playing...

- ... they do! - Well, I love that,

because I don't have to stop at the store on my way home.

Will we be seeing Ben at breakfast tomorrow?

I'm with Nico and Sofia this week, remember?

Ah. Right.

- See you later, Jerri. - Stop Abigail.

Need I remind you what a bad idea Ben is?

You know... someone gave me advice recently

about voicing opinions on other people's partners.

What was it? Oh, right. Zip it.

Okay, kidlets!

It's time to have some fun.

- I'm officially terrified. - Charades.

So, in this hat are the things you get to act out.

Categories are movies, books, songs.

Oh, come on! It's gonna be great.

I had a really big math test today,

so I kind of just want to relax.

Okay, but the thing about charades is,

even when you think you don't want to play, you do!

Fine... but I don't want to pick out of the hat.

- I've got my own. - Great!

All right!

Go for it.

Two words. First word.

Uh... nice?

Yes?

Nice job? Uh... good?

'Kay, second word.

Sleep?

Nap? Siesta?

Tired?

Night!

Oh! Okay. "Night."

Good... night. "Goodnight!"

She's no fun.

_

So, who knows how long I'll be stuck

with this nightmare client.

Oh, man. I thought camels were the biggest jerks

in the mammal world.

is a really cool guy.

He's not. He's a loser. He's not...

Think she's okay?

They'll figure it out.

No, you're calling my friend a loser!

Can you let go of me, please?

- It looks intense. - You sure you want to do this?

Hey!

Everything okay?

You need to quit mackin' on my girl, dude.

- Oh! - Whoa!

- Piss off, you perv! - Okay.

Just trying to help!

All rise for the Honorable Judge Lee.

My client is in need of support.

She knew nothing of Mr. Bass's alleged crimes

and, therefore, should not be punished.

And I would agree, Your Honor, if that were true.

This... is a list of expenses Connery's firm deducted

from the settlement money owed to the class-action members.

Objection! We haven't seen this.

Fresh from the auditors this morning.

I have copies for you and Ms. Bernstein right here.

Overruled, Mr. Svensson.

- Continue, Ms. Silva. - Thank you.

I'd like to direct the court to line item 12...

$256,000 per year,

over three years, for the services of a paralegal.

And who was this... "paralegal"?

Sabrina Bass.

Objection, this has no relevance on my client's...

- Your Honor. - Divorce proceedings.

I would hope that my esteemed colleagues understand

they can't continue to argue about support payment made...

I will have order in my courtroom!

Ms. Silva, you have given me reason to doubt the Basses kept

personal and corporate income separate.

However, I need time to review this new evidence.

Court is adjourned.

Is that what paralegals make?

'Cause I think I need a raise.

Why didn't you tell us you were being paid from expenses

billed by Connery's class-action case?

I didn't know that's where it was coming from!

Connery put paperwork in front of me all the time...

"Sign here." "Witness there." I didn't read any of it!

- He was my husband! - Okay. Well...

Ms. Silva just lobbed a giant grenade into our case.

You mean your mother.

Sabrina... as a gesture of compassion towards Connery's victims,

you could repay the money you got

for being Connery's "paralegal".

It would give your image a huge boost,

and it might convince Judge Lee to grant the variance,

so you can finally get on with your life.

That's... almost 800 grand.

Where am I supposed to magically come up with that?

Sell a few pieces of jewelry?

Or one of your Riopelles?

No!

He did that to them! Not me!

Why should I be the one to pay for his crimes?

You shouldn't.

Excuse me.

You just couldn't wait until my client was free and clear, could you?

Nice to see you, too.

After all these years, you're still

so bitter, you have to sabotage me.

You got me, Harry.

I put myself through law school and spent the last 20 years

building a human rights practice, biding my time,

till I could mess with your divorce case...

which isn't even your case, because you are suspended.

How can you even look at yourself?

Uh... I'm sorry, do we know each other?

My husband was in that building collapse.

For three days, the kids and I didn't know if he was alive or dead.

He was the greatest dad... their whole world.

I'm sorry for your loss.

I didn't even get time to be there for my kids.

No life insurance.

I had to go back to work.

Bills kept piling up.

I hung on for two years, waiting for that settlement check.

When it finally came in... barely touched all the debt.

That's awful.

I'm choosing between rent and groceries, while the Basses fight

over who gets the houses and who gets the horses.

I have no doubt that Zina Silva

will ensure Connery Bass...

You seriously believe his wife didn't know?

- My client had no knowledge. - Right.

Keep telling yourself that.

I heard you ran into your "Aunty Zina".

Word on the street is she looks tired.

Someone told me she has a wattle.

Okay, she's trying to recover millions for victims.

Oh, yeah. Sounds like her.

Wonder if she got the idea of fighting for the underdog

while she was under my husband.

My Lucy-Goosey has gone through a lot recently,

- I'm sure you know that. - Mm.

It's good to see a smile back on her face.

That is, in no small part, thanks to you.

Oh! Well, thank you for making me feel so welcome,

Mr. Svensson.

Oh, please, call me Harry.

- Oh. - Oh, excuse me.

Of course.

Hi...

looks like you and my dad are hitting it off.

We were... "Lucy-Goosey".

Oh, my god.

He's always called me that.

I guess it's kind of infantilizing.

Mm. Ah, you said it, not me.

She lets us take Lila to her swimming lessons

on Saturdays now. And she invited us

to her preschool art show next month.

Oh, I'm so happy Christina's finally come to her senses.

And speaking of grandkids, where are mine?

- They're 45 minutes late! - All right, I'll text Frank.

- Are you hiding? - I'm avoiding Joanne.

She, uh... grilling you about the Bass case?

- She's got a thing for Connery. - Sort of.

She was more interested in my mom's appearance.

That tracks.

You leaving already?

Kelly's not feeling well. She's waiting for me in the car.

What?

Didn't Kelly have a stomach-ache the other night,

- when you went out? - Headache.

And quit picking on my girlfriend,

just because you both are sad and alone...

I'm not alone. I'm dating Ben Cohen.

- You're dating Ben Cohen? - Mm-hmm. So, really,

he's the only one who's sad and alone.

It's absolutely amazing, Joanne.

Thank you. It's starting to feel like home.

- Do you mind if I have a peek upstairs? - Oh, go ahead.

- Hi! - Oh, there you are!

- Where have you been? - Hi, Uncle Daniel.

We had to make a quick stop.

Hi.

Sorry. Didn't mean to crash the party.

Nico, you forgot your backpack. Again

You must be Isabelle.

- Yeah. - Um, this is Jo-Jo

Um, Uncle Daniel, this is Isabelle.

Hi. It's nice to meet you. Um, it's a beautiful home.

Sorry we're a bit late.

- What's she doing here? - We're going to grab dinner.

You're an hour late because your girlfriend

doesn't have a driver's license yet?

She's older than your fireman.

The difference is you get high-fives and I was a cradle-robber.

I did you a favor.

Sorry picking up your kids for a family event cut into your date.

Oh, my God, Abby, get off your high-horse.

So how long have you and Frank been dating?

You know, I think we're parked in a bad spot, so I should get going.

Sorry for intruding.

Do you want me to run you a bath,

or would you just rather go to sleep?

Actually, I think I'm okay now.

Your stomach's not hurting anymore?

Yeah. I don't know what it was, but I feel fine.

You want to walk down to that new wine bar?

- Are you sure? - Why waste a beautiful night?

Yeah, just gave the kids the 10-minute warning...

- we're gonna head out. - So that was Isabelle?

- Yeah. - Her eyes are too big for her face.

Why is this so hard?

I'm the one who ended the marriage. It's not like I want him back.

You know...

I think Frank traded down.

Joanne...

thank you so much.

You and Harry always did throw the best parties.

He is one lucky guy...

sowing his wild oats before, during, and after you,

only to have you take him back in his golden years.

We better be off.

We both have to work in the morning.

Well, thank you so much for coming.

Cheers to your big heart, Joanne!

Make sure you get this down, Cecil...

so, we'll ask Connery

for a one-time, 500-K, lump-sum payment.

And in exchange,

Sabrina will walk away from all other assets

and future earnings.

Gonna grab a juice box.

Be right back.

Okay. So, the real deal.

We ask Sabrina to choose a few key assets

currently in her name... properties, paintings...

- She'll love that. - And in exchange,

she'll waive all future support from Connery

and any claim to assets in either his name or the firm's.

She'll hate that...

Half a million? Are you out of your minds?

Oh, ho, ho.

Very... very funny.

I hope you have a real strategy to extricate our client.

None we'll be sharing with you.

Go sell it to her.

She'll be at her recording session with Oz.

Armory Studios on First Avenue.

Why me? I thought I was supposed to be the "silent second chair".

Because I'll be busy convincing Cordelia

to sell it to Connery.

So we'll switch. Cordelia loves me.

But does she?

We've both seen the forensic audit.

Connery's ship has hit the iceberg

and it's sinking fast.

Your client's hands were on that wheel, too.

Why should mine give her a lifeboat?

He's gonna be disbarred.

You think Zina's gonna stop digging?

There could be missing settlement monies

from his other class-action cases going back decades.

Do you really want to risk the money running out

before your fees are paid?

Why did your mother have to do this now?

Oh, who am I kidding?

The minute she senses injustice, there's no stopping her.

My parents share a certain stubborn single-mindedness.

What made you want to butt heads with Harry every day,

instead of fighting the good fight with your mother?

♪ So young ♪

♪ So pretty in the big city ♪

♪ You just... ♪

♪ Had to have me ♪

♪ Did you love me? ♪

♪ I gave my best years and you took them from me ♪

♪ From me ♪

♪ You spit me out ♪

♪ You spit me out ♪

♪ And I was your candy-ay-ay ♪

♪ You spit me ou... ♪

Cut.

What the hell, Oz? That was the one!

You think it's easy capturing lightning in a bottle?

Yeah, no, I know, but we're still not hitting those high notes.

So, turn on the auto-tune.

That's not how it works.

Make it work! That's why I'm paying you!

- Okay. From the top. Let's go. - Actually, we're outta time.

Oh, my god!

You didn't book the whole day?

- You are such an amateur! - Obviously!

Because no professional would put up with you!

Okay, this? This is toxic!

I cannot make art like this!

What are you doing here?

Uh, we need to talk strategy.

It can wait till after my float!

Her float?

Yeah, when she gets like this, she goes to a sensory-deprivation spa.

So, if I'm lucky,

they'll lock her in a tank and forget about her.

Rough session?

She said this album would launch our careers.

Like, her single'd hit number one

and then she'd hook me up with her rich and powerful friends.

God. I am so basic.

There were so many red flags from the start.

Like her first video?

"Cristal."

And you know what? I bought into all that crap...

that her ex was trying to tank her career,

but I think he was already going broke,

because the way she's paying me?

How is she paying you?

All those victims from the condo collapse,

they all think they're getting fat stacks? But they never do, right?

The lawyers skim off the top, so they basically get screwed.

Uh, that's what she told you Connery's firm was doing?

Yeah, she said it sucks for those people,

but that's just the way lawyers do it.

I still feel really bad about it, but I just...

Just so we're clear...

Sabrina told you

that the money she was using to pay you

came directly from

the money that was supposed to be going

- to Connery's class-action clients? - Yep. For this.

♪ And I was your candy-ay-ay ♪

♪ And you spit me out ♪

And she convinced Oz it was de rigueur

for lawyers to steal their clients' money.

- Stop! I don't want... - Daniel. She knew.

So now I know.

I can't un-know.

- What am I supposed to do with that? - Dump her.

But Dad...

I'll have your back when you tell Harry.

Dinner will be here in half an hour.

What "fun" will be forced on us tonight?

Freeze tag?

Do whatever you want.

Great. 'Cause I want to finish my new D&D campaign.

You want to watch Celebrity Kiss 'N' Tell with me?

- That's a terrible show. - The worst.

You want in?

Yes, I do.

You'll never guess which hot-blooded C-lister

was caught with a curvaceous B-lister,

who is definitely not...

And this guy's got hands like wrecking balls.

He's yelling at this woman... she's half his size!

She's freaked out.

- Oh, my god. What'd you do? - We walk up to them,

ask her if everything's okay,

but before we even know what's happening,

this massive wall of humanity just takes a swing at Daniel!

Are you serious?

Dan, my man! Good to see you.

I'm just hearing about Tuesday night.

- Yeah. - So, he ducks.

By now, things are getting crazy,

this guy has veins popping in his neck.

I look him dead in the eye and I say,

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

He must've realized he didn't want to take on two of us.

He bailed.

Thank God!

You need a drink, my friend.

You two had a wild night.

Yeah.

- Except... - What?

That's not how it happened.

Some of the words are right, but in the wrong order,

and...

- Never mind. - No, tell me.

He's a...

He's a big talker.

So, he embellished a bit, so what?

He's a writer, not a lawyer.

What are we celebrating?

We're getting married!

Okay.

Get in your spot.

How'd it go with Sabrina?

She's relieved to be moving on with her life.

Really?

I thought she'd spontaneously combust.

Got her a great settlement and out of Connery's mess. She's thrilled.

- What about the victims? - I don't represent them.

- Daniel, you can't... - Nicely done, Danny!

And up against the Flame-Thrower, no less.

- Thanks, Dad. - I hope you're free tonight.

We'll grab a drink at the club, then I'm taking you to Cioppino's.

Then Max rolled a crit-one on stealth

and got digested by a dragon turtle.

Wow. Sounds like quite a high-stakes game.

"Adventure," Mom.

Adventure. Right.

What are you doing?

Will you do me a favour and... pop this in that mailbox, right there?

Oh, no, no.

You can leave that on.

There we go.

_

New evidence has come to light

revealing Sabrina Bass's involvement

- in the alleged embezzlement. - I knew it.

She's probably the one who put him up to it.

I wonder where Zina found the smoking gun.

- Criminal activity... - I have a client in ten.

Got to hand it to her.

When she broke up with me

and she said she was going to law school,

I didn't think she'd follow through.

Look at her now.

A hell of a good lawyer.

She's great on camera.

You b... You better go. You're gonna be late for your Mani-pedi.

See you tonight.

What are you doing here?

I... came to see my son.

Joanne.

I should've said this years ago.

I'm sorry.

For the part that I played in...

everything.

I've got no excuse, other the arrogance and selfishness of youth.

I never should've blown up our friendship for that man.

Well, that man and I are back together,

so I guess everything turned out the way it was meant to.

Oh.

Well, um...

if you're happy,

then I'm happy for you.

Hi!

Hi.

I know you can't say a word

and we never had this conversation,

but I'm proud of you.

For what?

You don't need to worry. I'll take it to my grave.

But never doubt you did the right thing.

Let's grab lunch next week.

Maybe just the two of us this time, okay?

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