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Hey, look! A "Dungeons and Dragons" enchanted castle!

Wow, great!

Oh, come on!

I don't like this anymore!

Wow, what's happening?

Where are we?

Watch out!

Fear not, wanderer,

barbarian, wizard, thief,

knight and acrobat!

What was that?

That was Venger, the embodiment of evil!

And I am the Adventure Master, your guide,

a Dungeons and Dragons world!

THE POWER AND THE SWAMP MONSTER

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Scroll down! They are coming!

What is it?

Something terrible!

Now!

Greetings!

Adventure Master! What are you doing here?

I'm looking for you!

Nothing soothes the feet better, than a walk on the moors!

Then calm my nerves and tell me, how we can get out of this crazy world!

That's exactly why I'm here, knight!

I have found a way to to get you all home!

Home?

You mean no more dragons and horrible monsters?

Then what are you waiting for, Adventure Master!

Show us the way home!

I think so, it's not that simple!

I knew it! It's not worth it!

It's really not worth it! It's a river!

You need to find the upstream river!

The what?

I think his brain is going in the wrong direction!

Once a year, just for a minute,

the waters of this mystical river flows towards the sky!

It will take you there, wherever you want to go!

But, where can we find this river?

Follow that path! But be careful,

never touch beauty, that breathes the beast towards you!

Beauty that breathes monster?

What the hell is this? Cinderella with bad breath?

It's gone!

I won't move until he comes back and explain this riddle!

You can stand here, Eric, but we're leaving to find the river upstream!

River that flows... upstream...

Look!

Well, that's great! Where do we go now?

Whichever we choose, it will be the wrong way!

Unless, not both!

Good idea, Bobby! I'm going that way with Eric and Presto!

And we are on the other road! Let's go!

Do you think it's still the path, Hank?

The only thing I am sure of is, I'm not sure of anything!

A steel wall!

What is this doing here, in the middle of nowhere?

I don't know!

I don't like the look of it.

Who walk here?

Bobby the Barbarian! And who are you?

Bobby!

Golem to destroy invaders!

Really?

That's how Steve Garvey started, and then look at his nose!

Collapse as like a fly!

Magic bow, don't let me down!

Well done, Hank!

I think you made him angry!

It seems indestructible!

If you can't, then don't go!

All right, Shelia, you can do it!

Hey, tin man!

Here I am!

What was he guarding?

Maybe that weird river! I'll check it out!

- Well? - Well, there's no river here!

But at least we will get a good tan!

Do you think it could be the river upstream?

Well, it's still not flowing upwards.

Stop clowning around, Presto!

Guys! Check this out!

What is it?

The most beautiful flower, I have ever seen!

Do you think it's beautiful? You should see my mother garden at home! It's not even close!

Eric. Listen to me! Did you say "beauty"?

Yes, why?

You do not remember Adventure Master's words?

"Never touch beauty, that breathes the beast upon you!"

Come on! See, nothing happened!

What are you looking at now?

You're a lovely couple!

It's because I'm a bit drunk, is no reason to stare!

I need some water!

Jerks!

A monster!

Terrifying!

Quickly! We have to get out of here!

- Relax, Eric! - Relax? Are you crazy?

Let's get out of here... before he gets us!

Don't worry! He won't catch us! He's already got you!

How? No!

This is not... possible!

I am disgusting!

What do I do now? I can't walk around like this...

- ...look! - Why not?

- Come on, Presto! Eric is really in trouble! - That's not... funny!

You are right... not funny! It's disgusting!

Come on, Presto,

change back!

But I don't know, if I can.

Can you at least... try?

All right!

Snake, frog, satrapy, Eric be himself!

- Now that's something new! - I'll fuck you up, Presto!

I swear I'll kill you!

Relax, it's just just a warm-up!

Chiribi-chiribá, abracadabra a dabra,

let the magic potion grow here, what is the solution to the problem!

- We did it! - Give it to me!

- What was that? - I don't know!

Excuse me! I'll try again!

Take your hat back, before you kill me!

Somehow I just...

I see you weren't listening to the warning!

Adventure Master! How nice... to see you!

Change... back! Please!

I did not cast the spell, knight, so I cannot undo it!

But, all I can say is, if you're short on time you can't undo the spell,

you'll always be a swamp monster... forever!

Forever? Swamp monster?

Is that me? A swamp monster?

Oh, no!

There is a way to reverse the spell

and that comes from, what you hate the most!

We don't have time now for... for puzzles!

Where did it go? I hate looking like this!

And that I have such a voice!

That's it! What you hate the most! That's being a swamp monster!

Yes! Maybe if you we find someone,

uglier than you, the spell is broken!

Only around here water somewhere!

Look! There he is!

Sorry, Uni! It was just a mirage!

Southpaw? If I can't drink soon, I'll be dehydrated and the wind will pick me up!

Hey! What is this?

Maybe he wants to lead you to the water!

I think you're right, Bobby!

I think you're wrong, Bobby.

I do not understand! It has never let me down!

There is always a first time!

Sheila! Help!

Look! We have the water!

All I can see at the moment is, that I am surrounded!

Yes, but who are they?

Who cares? I'll cut through them!

Relax! Let's see what they want!

I do not believe that the our pocket money!

Don't bother! Don't bother!

Don't worry, we don't want to hurt you!

I'm a swamp curtain! Be a friend!

If you are so friendly, why have you surrounded me?

Not to attack, to fish! Ti be in water where you fish!

You are wrong! Kawamung send you guys scare fish!

Kawamung? Who is he?

Being him is bad!

Shut off water, to make fish disappear!

It makes you a swamp monster families hungry!

But why did he do it?

Kawamung wants to get rid of swamp monsters forever!

But, there are so many of you! Why don't you take care of it?

I think that is the answer!

Adventure Master was wrong! No one uglier than you in this world!

Would you... stop?

If we can't find it the... swamp monsters soon,

I will always be like this!

I think I've found something, that's worse than Eric!

Run!

I'm sinking!

There's just something to defeat this Kawamung.

We stop Kawamung, as our guide to get here!

- Who is your leader? - Here's the legend...

Holy roll to write, he be so, like us, but not to be like that!

To write, he comes from heaven, leading us to defeat Kawamung.

Something tells me they are so smart, as they are handsome!

- Diana! - Presto!

- Hi, Hank! - Eric?

Come to our leader!

Leader! Leader! Leader!

They recognise it immediately the born leader!

- What am I talking about! - What do I see?

Eric, is that you?

Yes... it's me!

- You be a leader! - Don't touch me, you nasty monster!

We stand ready! You lead to defeat our Kawamung!

What is he talking about?

They expect you to defeat evil, who has blocked their river!

Forget it! Tell them to call the Water Department!

We cannot let them starve!

Meg, maybe they know where it is the upstream river!

- It's flowing upstream! - This?

Hey! We can help the swamp monsters and we can get home!

I can't go home... looking like this!

Only then will I lead your armies, if you can change... back!

Back? But it's good to be now!

- Oh, Father! - Father!

Oh, no!

Nice little army!

How to beat that guy with a bunch of these... losers?

Take away pendant!

Kawamung is not a force without a medal!

Atya-gatya!

This guy looks pretty evil!

Looks like Kawamung has a factory with the water!

And those dwarf slaves are making him weapons!

Must be the swamp monsters armed against the marmosets!

So now they will surprised, that's for sure!

- Eric, tell your swamp monster friends... - Not my friends! - Okay, okay...!

Tell them to lie low, until we tell them!

- Sheila, you know what you have to do? - Yes!

Sorry, Uni!

Faster!

I need the weapons to drive him away the swamp monsters from the valley!

Think about it, Kawamung!

Who was it?

It was me, Your Lordship!

Thank you, Kawamung!

Now that you don't have a sewing power, you could leave the swamp monsters alone!

Fools!

This is my real magic pendant!

I think so, Hank is in trouble!

Come on!

All right, people... er... monsters! Forward... after me!

What am I doing?

Not an army of swamp monsters will scare Kawamung!

Got it!

And I've got you too!

Hey! Let go of my sister!

Come on! Forward... go!

Forward!

I can't believe it, I'm doing this!

Hey! Stop! Where are you... going?

Wait for me!

Come on, Presto! The marshlands are counting on you!

Don't screw up now!

Hocus-pocus, abracadabra, etcetera... etcetera...

Great! That's all I needed!

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Wow! Did I do that?

Yes, Presto! You've broken the dam!

Hey, look! There he is! There he is!

The river! It flows upstream!

Finally... we're going home!

Help!

Come on! We have to get them out!

What about the river? We only have a minute to get home!

Rebuild the dam, or you will never see your friends again!

Cover me, Hank!

- I'll take that! Thank you! - No!

Look! Kawamung is only one a swamp monster!

But that's not what the slaves see!

That's Eric! If this pendant is a a swamp monster into a Kawamung,

then, maybe you change you back!

It can wait! Hurry up!

We still have 30 seconds to get out of here from this cursed place!

Faster! Faster!

Hang on!

- We did it! - We are home!

- We are home! - We did it!

Eric, the pendant!

I do not understand! I... I...

still... I am a swamp monster!

I cannot live... my life... looking like this!

Wait! The magic vortex is only open for a few seconds!

If you go back, you can't get through again!

What will you do without us?

Well? What shall we do?

How will it be here... living alone?

You are not alone, Father!

No...!

Guys! You're back!

We couldn't leave you here alone!

Eric. Your face!

Please! Don't even remind me!

Most likely will stay like this forever!

I guarantee it! Look!

That's me! I am no longer a swamp monster!

I am handsome again!

Adventure Master! I'm normal again! I am normal again!

- Of course! - What do you mean?

I said that the solution is, what you hate the most!

Of course! Eric more than anything he hates this world more than anything!

Exactly!

And this world gives the power of the medallion.

Listen... sorry I messed up your chance to get home!

It's OK, Eric! We'll get another chance!

- Right, Master Adventurer? - It's gone!

But they don't!

We thank you great leader and regret!

Yes, sorry!

Are you sorry? For not getting home?

No, because you're becoming such an ugly person!

Very funny!

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