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ABOUT SASHA

Pauline, come on.

- Having breakfast? - No, we'll be late.

Eat something please.

Any problems, call us, OK?

Like what? We get caught in a gang war?

We get kidnapped by a paedo?

What do we do if the paedo's really fit?

Enjoy your first day.

Since you're unpacking,

will you find the thing I keep asking you for?

Shit! Now I smell like a tart!

It will hide the stink of stale BO!

No one's allowed to know, OK?

Shit

Get lost.

Come on, it's fun.

Are you Sasha Dalca?

Yeah.

I saw your name. We're in the same class.

Pleased to meet you.

- Yes, I'm Sasha. - Cynthia.

It's hard starting in April.

I'd wig out!

I had no choice.

We had to move for my dad's job.

That sucks.

Or maybe it's cool, I don't know.

What are your subjects?

What will you do after the bac?

Maths, Life and Earth sciences and law.

What's your oral on?

Mine is, "Hell is other people"

or "Was life better before language?"

I didn't strain myself!

Gonna share your new friend?

See you in class? I'll save you a seat next to me.

OK.

Forget her.

She won't share your taste in music.

Anna. You're from Paris, right?

Are you the welcome committee?

You wanted to arrive incognito, in stealth mode? Relax, girl!

There are 4 of us here, bored shitless.

Shall we skip the "getting to know you" stage?

That's the science room, the canteen is straight on, to the left.

You've already seen the playground, it's like a prison yard.

There's a nice little sauna and spa

you can use between classes.

Seriously?

Are you stupid?

Press 56# on the coffee machine for a double dose.

It's foul but you get double.

OK, not bad.

Morning, sir.

I hate him.

Hi!

I love her. She gives us all the answers.

- Who's she? - The new girl.

Hi, I'm Meeva. Welcome to the 4th circle of Hell.

You're not in the welcome committee.

You expected a flower garland?

Hello, hyenas!

Hello! Are you Sasha?

It's cool here, we've got the forest,

wild animals, you'll love it.

This is Dora the Explorer, but you can call him Sam.

Here's the Nobel Prize winner.

Hi, I'm Alex.

Hi.

It's funny, we thought you'd be a guy.

This is better!

Isn't Sasha a guy's name too?

Yeah, apparently.

He's Babouche, Dora's minion. He barks but he doesn't bite.

Not like your pussy.

Seriously? It's 8 in the morning!

Well done!

No, it's taken.

I saved you a place.

Come on, we'll sit there.

Hello, sit down. Without too much noise, please.

Hello, Meeva.

- Hello. - Hello, Sam.

Just take my place too!

Stop it, she's new!

She acts tough but she's really a softie!

I'm your worst nightmare.

Alex!

- Sit down. - I heard you the first time.

Go and sit down then.

If you need info on the school, let me know.

- I'm here. - Leave us alone.

Hello...

Everyone have a good Easter?

- Great. - Wonderful.

I'd like you to welcome Sasha Dalca,

who just joined us.

I'm counting on you to show her you're not savages.

Hey, come on!

- Meeva! - That's not very nice.

Sasha, will you come here and introduce yourself?

To the front!

Sasha, come here, please.

Go on.

Come on, introduce yourself...

to your new classmates.

My name's Sasha, I'm a girl...

We thought you were a horse.

Meeva!

I'm a girl with 2 arms, 2 legs, a nose and a mouth.

We moved here because my dad is wanted by the FBI.

Well done...

- Have you finished? - No, not quite...

I wanted to add something. I'm against war

and I can play Kanye West on the recorder.

It's Sasha with an S.

All right. Sit down please, Sasha.

Let's get going.

"Sasha with an S"?

Do you have to be such a pain?

Your marks count towards your bac.

We get it!

I don't care! I've passed my bac.

Shall we start?

Here...

The logarithmic function...

invented by Napier.

So...

Herpes, Herpes, Herpes!

That's enough.

All right, express in terms of ln 2 the following numbers:

A = ln 8,

B = ln 16,

C = ½ ln 16,

D = ½ ln ¼.

You're not writing this down.

Yes... No, it's fine.

It's fine? In that case,

go ahead. Enlighten us with your knowledge.

A = 3...

ln 2,

B = - 4 ln 2,

C = 2

ln 2,

and D = - ln 2

That's right, good.

Well done, Sasha.

You're funny.

So...

So, as Sasha said, when ln 2...

- Yesterday. - Exactly.

Hey!

Want to come to my place? We can do stuff.

What kind of stuff?

I don't know. Stuff.

We're waiting for you!

You've something planned?

No, let's go?

Forget it. I don't want to be with those idiots.

It's a cliche...

Want some?

You were waiting for me?

What? Got something better to do?

This is boring, let's go.

You can run after us. A trot will do you good!

Shut up! Ride with me.

You can pedal.

Hey!

Oh, yeah!

Welcome to the vortex!

The only place where time chills.

Really! One hour here is 7 years on Earth, girl!

- 10. - 15.

- 25. - 150.

- 30. - What?

Yes, 30 in rabbit years.

You're talking shit!

Don't you know about rabbits?

Get down from there.

- Want a beer? - Give me one.

Thanks.

- Can you open it for me? - Yes.

- No. Thanks.

- Your bag is ugly. - That's not allowed.

It's horrible.

Is someone expecting you...?

- Is it Herpes? - Stop it!

It's her boyfriend.

You're really pushy.

You've been dying to know too!

No, I haven't.

So, is it your boyfriend?

Are you serious!

Is it any of your business?

- Yes! - Totally!

Not me,

I'm already in love.

You fall in love every 30 seconds. I can't keep up.

He's obsessed with the baker.

He wants to start a family with her!

She's like Sharon Stone.

And you're Brad Pitt?

- Yes. - She's 30. She's old!

So what?

I prefer you obsessing about her

than that stupid fireman. Where's the fire!

Where's the fire!

You've changed your tune!

You wanted to come to the firemen's ball!

But then I found out they're all as gay as windows!

You can't say that!

- What? - It's homophobic.

- Thanks for your support. - That's enough!

- Homophobe! - Poofter!

You're jealous.

Your lives are empty, but mine is full.

I've got loads going on!

- I'm vibrating! - Vibrating!

Go away!

Have you been fighting your phone?

- Stop it! - Little inspection...

No Snapchat, no Tiktok...

- Do you just call people? - You're a pain.

I'm just having a laugh.

You're a mega pain!

Add her to the WhatsApp group.

Are you serious?

What's your number?

It's 06...

No, it's 07...

28 40...

52 33.

So Einstein, don't you know your number?

New life, new school, new number.

You're all new.

- Attack! - Shit!

I told you, it's disgusting!

I'm going.

We're going to swim. Stay with us.

Even without a swimsuit, you'll be classier than Meeva.

Meeva says piss off, OK?

- Call me. - Okay.

I'm not swimming in there.

Don't be so Parisian! Stay!

Bye.

The old Princess of Darkness, my brother!

Okay, in the water.

In the water.

In the water, come on.

Pretty cool with his customised Autumn/Winter 22 scooter!

He's your boyfriend?

Why didn't you come home with me?

I wanted to come home later. Isn't that allowed?

It's disgusting. You're a bastard. Bitch!

So, how was your first day?

A dream.

No, you won't eat your dinner!

You underestimate me.

Did you call about the ice rink?

I didn't have time. We'll do it later.

It's a pain!

I didn't want to move.

You could hardly stay at your old school, the way you behaved.

Help me set the table.

Ask Sasha! I've done it 3 days in a row!

I'm not discussing it. Set the table.

That's favouritism.

Sasha, come and eat!

Coming!

What's for dinner?

Good evening, to begin with. Yes, what's for dinner?

Chinese.

- Hand it out, please. - Silly me!

It's Thursday, I forgot. It's like being back in Paris!

Great. How was your day?

It's going to be a big job.

The guys are nice...

but there's a lot of drinking.

Yum...

Stop it!

Pauline, eat me!

Stop that! How was school? Did you make any friends?

She's got no friends.

She spent break alone, while I was invited to the neighbour's.

- You should see him! - Do you see this?

Stop!

- Have you got shit for brains? - Language!

Stop annoying your brother!

My medical record book, I keep asking you for it.

I need it for the operation.

We're not there yet, Sasha.

I'll be an adult in 2 months. It's my decision.

Drinking, Bukowski?

Aren't you sick of shirking your responsibilities?

- Sasha has the right to know. - The right to know what?

- I'm sick of being held hostage. - You mean us moving?

- You think we had a choice? - No, but we're a couple!

- We make decisions together. - Stuff your principals!

You piss me off!

I Love You Mom

"Ovotesticular abnormality"

"Ovotesticular abnormality"

"Presence of both ovarian and testicular tissue...

"atypical genitalia... abnormal pubertal development...

"both sexes... abnormal vagina... undescended testicals...

"intersex".

They're a pain! We should call the child abuse helpline.

You OK, ugly bug?

Skating's out. You can't join at the end of the year.

You're going to use your magic power?

Great power, no responsibility.

- Dad or Mum? - Dad.

He'll destroy you!

He'll have to handle Mum first.

Look at that one!

The little brown one isn't bad.

The white one with the big eyes, he's so cute!

- That one please! Please! - OK.

So, 4404

8392 7658

4000...

ordered!

Thank you!

Shall I teach you how to use make up?

You'd be so beautiful.

Not even in your dreams!

You're boring.

Do you think about the attack?

I think about it all the time.

"Unknown number I know where you are, weirdo".