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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:29,237 ♪ [ Punk ] 2 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:29,237 [ Crowd Cheering ] 3 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:34,326 ♪ 4 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:42,793 [ Man ] 5 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:42,793 ♪ Darling, you got 6 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:42,793 to let me know ♪ 7 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:46,421 ♪ Should I stay or should I go♪ 8 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,633 ♪ If you say that you are mine♪ 9 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,051 ♪ I'll be here 10 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,051 till the end of time ♪ 11 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:55,973 ♪ Come on and let me know ♪ 12 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,769 ♪ Should I stay or should I go♪ 13 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,438 ♪ Should I stay 14 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,438 or should I go ♪ 15 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,858 ♪ [ Indistinct ] 16 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,819 ♪ Should I stay or should I go♪ 17 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:12,907 ♪ If I go 18 00:01:08,819 --> 00:01:12,907 there will be trouble ♪ 19 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:16,535 ♪ But if I stay 20 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:16,535 it will be double ♪ 21 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:21,498 ♪ So you got to let me know ♪ 22 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,919 ♪ Should I stay or should I go♪ 23 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:28,839 ♪ Should I stay 24 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:28,839 or should I go now ♪ 25 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:32,467 ♪ If I go 26 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:32,467 there will be trouble ♪ 27 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:36,931 ♪ And if I stay 28 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:36,931 it will be double ♪ 29 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:40,935 ♪ So you got to let me know ♪ 30 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:43,854 ♪ Should I stay 31 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:43,854 or should I go ♪ 32 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,566 [ Woman ] 33 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ One, two, one, two, one, two 34 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:47,566 ♪ 35 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,736 ♪ Three, four, one, two ♪ 36 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:56,533 Ow! 37 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,581 Aah! Oh, God! 38 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,581 [ Laughs ] 39 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,667 Fire! Aah! Fire! 40 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,920 [ Laughing ] 41 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:17,846 [ Jackhammering Continues ] 42 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:17,846 A jackhammer? 43 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,558 It's Saturday. 44 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:21,558 He should be castrated. 45 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,521 [ Whispers ] 46 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,521 Saturday. 47 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,232 Sat-- God. Oh, God. 48 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,232 It's Saturday. 49 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,777 Get up. Get up! 50 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:35,489 Get up. Get up. 51 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:35,489 Get up. Get up. 52 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,993 [ Groans ] 53 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,993 My sister's gonna kill me. 54 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,203 Oh, my God, what 55 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,203 did we do last night? 56 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:44,331 Oh, the usual. 57 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:48,209 Collected money for 58 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:48,209 the poor little homeless 59 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:48,209 children at the church bazaar. 60 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,754 I think the vicar 61 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,754 must have spiked the Kool-Aid. 62 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:53,090 Aah! We are way late. 63 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,968 What am I going 64 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:55,968 to tell my sister? 65 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,345 Is this yours or mine? 66 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,683 [ Laughs ] 67 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,683 Oh, my God. 68 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:02,683 How did that happen? 69 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,019 Haven't a clue. 70 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,019 Well, there's my excuse. 71 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,228 I'm late because 72 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,228 my tits caught on fire. 73 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,106 Come on! 74 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,449 Find a cab! 75 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,449 Taxi! Taxi! 76 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,870 Hey, cab! 77 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,870 Over here! 78 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,870 Get it. Get him. 79 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,246 [ Woman ] 80 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,246 Can you go a little 81 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,246 faster, please? 82 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,086 Fast and alive. 83 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,086 Alive, all right? 84 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,755 Jesus. The alive part 85 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,755 is incredibly important 86 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:33,755 in this case. 87 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,341 Ooh. 88 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,927 You all right, darling? 89 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,930 Oh, God, I could care less. 90 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,930 Well, that's the whole 91 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,930 point, isn't it? 92 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,724 Right, to care less. 93 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,724 Care less. 94 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,061 [ Grunts ] 95 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,061 Oh! Hey! 96 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,480 This is tasting 97 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,480 like cherry brandy. 98 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,357 I haven't bought her 99 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,357 a gift. 100 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,357 [ Laughs ] 101 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:56,236 [ Woman ] 102 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:56,236 Thank God for bar cars. 103 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,279 [ Both Laughing ] 104 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:04,203 [ Bell Tolling ] 105 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,248 You're late! 106 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:13,378 Jasper, this is, uh, 107 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:13,378 uh, a bridesmaid with 108 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:13,378 makeup and a dress. 109 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,881 Really late, 110 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,881 like 45 minutes. 111 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,551 She has no sense of humor, 112 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,551 but she's really good 113 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,551 at telling time. 114 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:25,348 I am so sorry. 115 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:25,348 There was a water main break, 116 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:25,348 and the train got stuck in Rye. 117 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,227 A little electrical 118 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,227 thingy, you know, 119 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:28,227 and just explosion-- 120 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,021 - Gwen. 121 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:31,021 - Yeah? 122 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:34,775 ♪ [ Organ ] 123 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,612 You make it impossible 124 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,612 to love you. 125 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,624 [ Whispering ] 126 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,624 Shit! 127 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:50,624 [ Sighs ] 128 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:55,462 ♪ [ Organ Plays 129 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:55,462 Wedding Processional ] 130 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,092 [ Pills Clattering In Bottle ] 131 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:10,518 [ Man ] 132 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:10,518 May we present 133 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:10,518 Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Topton? 134 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,437 [ Applause ] 135 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,856 Would you like one? 136 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,856 Ooh. Ooh. 137 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,526 Didn't you think it was 138 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,526 a pretty wedding? I thought 139 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:18,526 it was a pretty wedding. 140 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:23,198 Yeah, but no one 141 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:23,198 wants pretty anymore 142 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:23,198 from a wedding. 143 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,784 They want a scandal. 144 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,784 They want to take 145 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,784 home a story. 146 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:29,746 Ohh! Try these. 147 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,500 Come on. This is a party. 148 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,500 Let's have some fun, 149 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:33,500 for God's sake. 150 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,087 [ Mutters ] 151 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,087 [ Applause ] 152 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,714 Ohh! 153 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:42,884 Oh, my God! 154 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:45,304 Oh, what happened? 155 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,515 Can you crank it up a little? 156 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,515 Liven everything up? 157 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,515 Yeah. 158 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,477 There's a ladies' room. 159 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,477 ♪ Well, it's Saturday night 160 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:52,477 and I just got paid ♪ 161 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,771 ♪ Fool about my money 162 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,771 Don't try to save ♪ 163 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,565 ♪ My heart says, go, go 164 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,565 Have a time ♪ 165 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,901 ♪ 'Cause it's Saturday night 166 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,901 and I feel fine ♪ 167 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,446 ♪ Gonna rock it up 168 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,446 Gonna rip it up ♪ 169 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:08,994 ♪ Gonna shake it up 170 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:08,994 Gonna ball it up ♪ 171 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:13,707 ♪ Gonna rock it up 172 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:13,707 Have a ball tonight ♪ 173 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,501 ♪ Got me a date 174 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,501 and I won't be late ♪ 175 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,754 ♪ Pick her up in my'88 ♪ 176 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,754 Whoa, whoa. Hey, 177 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,754 settle down, buddy. 178 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:21,673 Sorry. 179 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:25,426 ♪ We'll have a ball 180 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:25,426 Gonna rock it up ♪ 181 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:28,055 ♪ Gonna rip it up ♪ 182 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:31,599 ♪ Gonna shake it up 183 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:31,599 Gonna ball it up ♪ 184 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:37,314 [ Distorted ] 185 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:37,314 ♪ Gonna rock it up 186 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:37,314 Have a ball tonight ♪ 187 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,485 Aah! 188 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,485 [ Laughing ] 189 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,031 [ Jasper Laughing ] 190 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,908 What-- 191 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:01,713 Don't worry. 192 00:06:56,875 --> 00:07:01,713 I'll replace it, okay? 193 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,007 I'll be right back. 194 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:07,219 [ Chattering ] 195 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,637 [ Zipper Unzipping ] 196 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:20,648 [ Engine Starts ] 197 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:20,648 Hey. Hey! 198 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,277 [ Tires Screeching ] 199 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:23,277 Hey! Hey, lady! 200 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,237 Hey, lady, 201 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,237 what are you doin'? 202 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,452 Cake store. Cake store. 203 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:32,452 Cake store. 204 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,289 ♪ [ Hums ] 205 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,586 ♪ [ Hums ] 206 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,586 [ Beeping ] 207 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:44,339 [ Horn Honking ] 208 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,800 Hmph. Hmm. 209 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:58,061 This is Helga. 210 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:58,061 What city, please? 211 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:58,061 Yes, Bedford, a cake store. 212 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:06,569 Lady, if I knew 213 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:06,569 the name, I wouldn't have 214 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:06,569 called you, okay? I-- 215 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,488 [ Horn Honking ] 216 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:08,488 [ Gasps ] 217 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,452 Aah! Ooh! Ooh! Aah! 218 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:16,579 Oh, God! Oh, God! 219 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,710 [ Dog Barking ] 220 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,758 [ Barking Continues ] 221 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:42,563 [ Sirens Wailing ] 222 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:59,247 [ Gwen Scoffs ] 223 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:59,247 Oh, this is perfect. 224 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,375 [ Groans ] 225 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:05,420 [ Woman ] 226 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:05,420 All right, everybody. 227 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:05,420 Now circle up. That's it. 228 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:09,841 Come on. 229 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:09,841 [ Group ] 230 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:09,841 Together we're better. 231 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:14,846 We're better together. 232 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:14,846 No drugs! 233 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,932 [ Phone Ringing ] 234 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:17,932 I need a cigarette. 235 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,643 - Hello? 236 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,643 - That judge totally screwed me. 237 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,896 Hey, good morning. 238 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,896 This place is horrible. 239 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,982 I should have 240 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,982 picked that rehab center 241 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,982 in the city. People chant. 242 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,568 - They do what? 243 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,568 - They chant here. They chant. 244 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,862 They think I'm chanting, 245 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,862 they have a whole 246 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,862 another thing coming. 247 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:35,200 It could be worse. 248 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:35,200 It could be prison. 249 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:35,200 Oh, that's worse? 250 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,078 You never hear 251 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,078 of anyone being raped 252 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,078 with a plunger in rehab. 253 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,121 You don't hear about it, 254 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,121 because they cover it up. 255 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,874 - [ Laughs ] 256 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,874 - It's not funny. 257 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,960 Excuse me. Talking. 258 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,960 Uh, no cell phones. 259 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,881 Gwen C., I'm Betty. 260 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,881 Follow me. 261 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,967 We carry our own bags here. 262 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,967 This isn't the Sheraton. 263 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,639 Oh, glass, in case 264 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:58,639 I slit my wrists. I get it 265 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,935 An eyelash curler. 266 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,935 What am I going 267 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:01,935 to do with that? 268 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,687 Stab myself? 269 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,687 Curl my tongue to death? 270 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,687 [ Mutters ] 271 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,567 All right. Betty, was it? 272 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,567 Betty. While you're going 273 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:08,567 through my stuff, 274 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,151 let's say we see 275 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,151 what Betty's got 276 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,151 in her drawers. 277 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,154 Oh, my God. Betty 278 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,154 has locked her drawers. 279 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,407 Why would she-- 280 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,912 What? It's for my back pain. 281 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:24,332 All these things 282 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:24,332 will be returned to you 283 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:24,332 when you check out. 284 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,544 Except for the "Vickodin," 285 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,544 which will be flushed. 286 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,880 - Smile. 287 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,880 - It's Vicodin. 288 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,133 No phone calls except 289 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,133 during posted phone time, 290 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,968 and then only 291 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,968 for ten minutes. 292 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,347 No fraternization. 293 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,347 That's romance and/or 294 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,347 sex between patients. 295 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,434 Oh, and we chant here. 296 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,434 Don't be put off by it. 297 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,894 It's just some people prefer it 298 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,894 to the serenity prayer. 299 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,855 ♪ I'll be your friend ♪ 300 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:52,569 ♪ I'll help you carry on ♪ 301 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:57,365 [ Sobbing ] 302 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:57,365 ♪ Oh, it won't be long ♪ 303 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:01,035 ♪ Till I'm gonna need 304 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:01,035 somebody-- ♪ 305 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,706 Your room. 306 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,706 You're responsible 307 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,706 for keeping it clean. 308 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,960 Andrea, this is Gwen. 309 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:08,960 Settle her in. 310 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,008 - Do you watch Santa Cruz ? 311 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,008 - Pardon me? 312 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,093 Santa Cruz. 313 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,093 It's my soap. 314 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,721 They only let us watch TV 315 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,721 at night, so I've missed 316 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:20,721 the last two weeks. 317 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,099 Hey, an intellectual. 318 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,603 Like the stuff you were 319 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,603 doing to get you in here 320 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,603 was real brain food. 321 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,898 [ Chattering ] 322 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,527 Everyone, uh, Parker House 323 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,527 people, this is Gwen. 324 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,612 Gwen, this is 325 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,612 everybody. 326 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,612 Hello, Gwen. 327 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,905 Hey, Gwen. 328 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,905 I'm thinking booze. 329 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,905 Hi. 330 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,368 Cocaine. 331 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,368 Painkillers. 332 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,786 This is not a nice game. 333 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,786 Well? 334 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:48,833 Well what? 335 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:48,833 Oh, uh, what's 336 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:48,833 your drug of choice? 337 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,879 Alcohol, cocaine, 338 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,879 Percodan, heroin, glue? 339 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,132 - I have to pick just one? 340 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,132 - Your gateway drug, 341 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,132 what you go for first. 342 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,051 I guess I drink. 343 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,136 Yes, come to Papa. 344 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,136 Ooh! 345 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,181 Hand them over. I know people. 346 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,181 You got to admit that about me. 347 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:07,060 Get your thumb out of that one. 348 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,565 What's the matter? 349 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,565 Haven't you ever seen 350 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:11,565 a trach scar before? 351 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,818 It's a tracheostomy, okay? 352 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,818 It's not a growth. 353 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:15,818 It's not a deformity. 354 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,530 It's a scar, so you 355 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:18,530 can stop staring at it. 356 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,533 Okay, good. Thank you. 357 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,410 I don't think 358 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,410 she was staring, Daniel. 359 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,662 Oh? And how would 360 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,662 you know, faggot? 361 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,374 - Geez. 362 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,374 - You're about as 363 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,374 perceptive as Helen Keller. 364 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,960 Actually, Danny boy, 365 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,960 when you think about it, Helen 366 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:32,960 Keller was pretty perceptive. 367 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,004 Oh, shut up. 368 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,508 Oh, look at him walk away. 369 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,508 Run away. Run away. 370 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:43,137 ♪ We were up in heaven 371 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:43,137 Now we're in the mud ♪ 372 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:47,642 ♪ We fell off the wagon 373 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:47,642 You should have 374 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:47,642 heard the thud ♪ 375 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,143 I like your coat. 376 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,143 Thank you. 377 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,520 That leather? 378 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,520 Yes. 379 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,731 Not vinyl? 380 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,731 Nope. 381 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,148 You believe in 382 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,148 killing animals? 383 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,148 Yes. 384 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,400 For clothing? 385 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,400 Absolutely. 386 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,530 - So do I. 387 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:00,530 -♪ For 28 boring days ♪ 388 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,534 Don't worry about Daniel. 389 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,534 He's just self-conscious 390 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,534 about that neck thing, 391 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,953 because he did it 392 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,953 to himself. 393 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:11,583 He had this thing at night 394 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:11,583 where he'd pump his own stomach 395 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:11,583 so he won't get a hangover. 396 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,920 I guess he knew how, 397 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,920 'cause, you know, 398 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,920 he's a doctor... or was. 399 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,798 He lost his license after 400 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,798 he killed that patient. 401 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:24,803 But anyway, I guess one 402 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:24,803 night while he was scraping 403 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:24,803 that tube down to his stomach, 404 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,307 somehow he screwed up 405 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,307 and he couldn't breathe. 406 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,436 He had to actually-- 407 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:31,436 [ Panting ] 408 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:36,483 poke a hole in his throat 409 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:36,483 with a pen or something. 410 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,818 [ Gwen Thinking ] 411 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,818 Jasper, see if you can dig up 412 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,818 more Vicodin before you come. 413 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,196 The gestapo 414 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,196 found my first batch. 415 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,907 That whole here-but-not-here 416 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,907 illusion will be 417 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,907 much easier... 418 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,201 to sustain with 419 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,201 a little chemical help. 420 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:49,412 Love, Gwennie. 421 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,748 Good night. 422 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,748 Good night. 423 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,765 [ Bag Rustling ] 424 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,726 [ Plastic Rustling ] 425 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,566 Chocolate. Heroin addict. 426 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,943 What are you, 427 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,943 like, 12 or something? 428 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:25,699 - Seventeen. 429 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:25,699 - Okay. Loving this. 430 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,784 Good night. 431 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,591 [ Bag Rustling ] 432 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,468 [ Plastic Rustling ] 433 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,477 [ Coughing ] 434 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,116 [ Woman ] 435 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:09,116 ♪ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ♪ 436 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,078 [ Man ] 437 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:12,078 ♪ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ♪ 438 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,122 ♪ And a good friend of mine ♪ 439 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:19,377 ♪ I never understood 440 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:19,377 a single word he said ♪ 441 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,629 ♪ But I helped him 442 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,629 drink his wine ♪ 443 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,258 ♪ And he always had 444 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:25,258 some mighty fine wine ♪ 445 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,348 ♪ Singing joy to the world ♪ 446 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,812 You girls are a lot of fun, 447 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,812 and that's the most 448 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,812 important thing. 449 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,899 Because if you're not 450 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:40,899 having fun, peanuts-- 451 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,317 [ Together ] 452 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,317 What's the friggin' point? 453 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,195 [ Door Creaking ] 454 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,364 [ Whispers ] 455 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,364 Oh, God. 456 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:54,412 ♪ Nothing could be finer 457 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:54,412 than to be in Carolina in-- 458 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:54,412 ♪ 459 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,916 [ Group ] 460 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,916 You can keep your drugs 461 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,916 and whiskey sours. 462 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:03,671 We got us a higher power. 463 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:03,671 Yea, God! 464 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:06,841 ♪ Everything is beautiful ♪ 465 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,469 [ Betty On P.A. ] 466 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,469 Don't forget tonight's 467 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:09,469 lecture at 8:30: 468 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:14,766 "How Many Brain Cells 469 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:14,766 Did I Kill Last Night?" 470 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:19,312 Decaf. 471 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:19,312 Yeah, there's no caffeine. 472 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:19,312 It's mood-altering. 473 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,857 ♪ Ah, sing it to me ♪ 474 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,857 ♪ Everything is beautiful ♪ 475 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:27,069 Hi. There was a nice 476 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:27,069 little moment there. 477 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:27,069 Where you goin'? 478 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,114 You don't 479 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,114 have cigarettes? 480 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:30,114 You got to have cigarettes. 481 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,116 I'm sorry, 482 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,116 but we're fresh out. 483 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,161 Lady, people out there 484 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,161 are addicts. They need 485 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,161 cigarettes like they need air. 486 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:39,332 Well, I guess that 487 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:39,332 explains it then. Gum? 488 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,169 ♪ Happy days are here again ♪ 489 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298 ♪ The skies above 490 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:47,298 are clear again ♪ 491 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:52,637 It wasn't a problem 492 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:52,637 until Emmett-- 493 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,597 He took up with that girl. 494 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,601 Those nights that 495 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,601 he was out with her, 496 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,646 and I was home with the TV. 497 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:06,192 See, I figured 498 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:06,192 we could see it through. 499 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:10,780 So when he said 500 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:10,780 he was movin' her in with us... 501 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,742 and that 502 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:14,742 I could stay or leave, 503 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:18,872 I see now I should have left. 504 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,792 I've got something-- 505 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:22,792 [ Pants ] 506 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,211 When you-- 507 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,382 [ Sobs, Stammers ] 508 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:34,345 [ Stammers, Sighs ] 509 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:34,345 I-- 510 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,806 Maybe later? 511 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,806 Want to do it later? 512 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,806 I think, yeah. 513 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,933 Oh, okay. 514 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,933 Why did you-- 515 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:43,730 [ Sobbing ] 516 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:43,730 Can you-- 517 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:43,730 Some feeling words in there? 518 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,148 [ Pants, Stammers ] 519 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,568 I-- 520 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,073 [ Stammers ] 521 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:54,073 Okay. All right. Okay. 522 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,202 That's a good start. 523 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,202 It's a good start. We'll do it 524 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,202 another time. It's all right. 525 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:03,666 Okay, so let's finish up today 526 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:03,666 with a prayer, all right? 527 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,045 Let's all hold hands. 528 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,673 God-- 529 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:15,428 [ Group ] 530 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:15,428 Grant me the serenity to accept 531 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:15,428 the things I cannot change, 532 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:20,016 the courage to change 533 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:20,016 the things I can... 534 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,310 and the wisdom 535 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,310 to know the difference. 536 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:28,816 It works if you work it. 537 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:28,816 It's worth it! 538 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,651 All right! 539 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,651 All right. 540 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,651 Yeah! 541 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:34,655 Take on the day. 542 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:34,655 Go ahead. 543 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:34,655 [ Sighs ] 544 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:38,576 A B-minus. 545 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:38,576 Hey, Gwen C.! 546 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,955 Your bed was not made up. 547 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,955 Your clothes were 548 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,955 all over the place. 549 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,583 I'm giving you an "F" 550 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,583 for daily inspection 551 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:45,583 and fining you a dollar. 552 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,045 So pay up. 553 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,045 Tell you what. 554 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,715 Here's $5. 555 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,715 I don't plan on 556 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,715 cleaning all week. 557 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,135 Bitch. 558 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,248 Hey. 559 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:26,248 Hey. 560 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,794 - How ya doin'? 561 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:29,794 - Good. 562 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,131 Uh, look, I don't know how much 563 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,131 money I have in my bank 564 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,131 account, 565 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,467 but it's all yours 566 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,467 if I could just bum 567 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,467 one of those cigarettes. 568 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,804 Sure. They're Reds. 569 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,390 Thank you. 570 00:19:54,694 --> 00:20:00,992 Been here long? 571 00:19:54,694 --> 00:20:00,992 Yeah. 572 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,244 So what's the deal here 573 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,244 if somebody was looking for 574 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:04,244 something with a little more... 575 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,622 kick than nicotine, I mean? 576 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,542 Do people actually get stuff 577 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,542 here or is it, you know? 578 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,170 - It happens. 579 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,170 - Mmm. 580 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,589 How does it work? 581 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,589 How can you get stuff? 582 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,967 I mean, can you get stuff 583 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,967 or is it like-- 584 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,178 If your counselor 585 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,178 catches you using, you can 586 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,178 get kicked out of here. 587 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:23,723 I don't plan on 588 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:23,723 discussing it with him. 589 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,892 Too late. 590 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,605 Generally people come to rehab 591 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,605 not to get loaded. 592 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,775 Yeah, well, I try not 593 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,775 to run with the pack. 594 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,736 You're a real individual. 595 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,447 You're the only person 596 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,447 in the world who does 597 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,447 drugs and alcohol. 598 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:42,783 I meant what I said out there. 599 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,703 You get caught using you run 600 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,703 the risk of getting kicked out. 601 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,247 Fair enough. 602 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,247 We done? 603 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,126 Believe me. 604 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,126 I'll know if you're using. 605 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:52,126 You always this charming? 606 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,546 Do you always use humor 607 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,546 to deflect things when 608 00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,546 you're uncomfortable? 609 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,966 Do you always use insight 610 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:58,966 to disarm your new recruits? 611 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,888 What's that? 612 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,888 It's literature 613 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,888 about your disease. 614 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,474 Oh. 615 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,474 A.A. Big Book, 616 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:07,474 some work sheets. 617 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,894 That's a journal I want you 618 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,894 to write in every day. 619 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,397 Suppose I have to do this. 620 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,397 You got better things 621 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:13,397 to do with your time? 622 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,983 Nope. 623 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:20,113 Hey, listen. This isn't 624 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:20,113 the last lousy day you're 625 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:20,113 going to have around here. 626 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:23,866 Just remember. 627 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:23,866 God never dumps more 628 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:23,866 on us than we can handle. 629 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:28,037 Is that available stitched 630 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:28,037 on a pillow somewhere? 631 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,457 [ Betty On P.A. ] 632 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,457 Tonight's lecture: 633 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:31,457 "Are You A Blackout Drunk... 634 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,418 Or Don't You Remember?" 635 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,378 Okay. 636 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,380 Goin' down? 637 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,380 Uh-uh. 638 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,426 My problem is my father just 639 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,426 happened to watch Dateline... 640 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:46,055 the night they're 641 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:46,055 doing some expose on, 642 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,308 you know, 643 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:49,308 Park Avenue drug users... 644 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,936 the night he caught me 645 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,936 doing some blow in the bathroom. 646 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,939 But I don't have a problem. 647 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,939 I don't have health 648 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,939 problems either. 649 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,108 I play Ultimate Frisbee 650 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:57,108 two times a week. 651 00:21:57,108 --> 00:22:01,821 And I'm a patron 652 00:21:57,108 --> 00:22:01,821 of the arts and diseases 653 00:21:57,108 --> 00:22:01,821 and cures and stuff. 654 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,697 That's what 655 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,697 I'm spending my money on. 656 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,866 So I like to have 657 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,866 a little bit of fun. 658 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,495 [ Betty On P.A. ] 659 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,495 Adult children of alcoholics 660 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,495 is moved to 9:00 in room eight. 661 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,539 Co-deps starts at 8:00 662 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,539 in "B." 663 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:17,586 C.A.s and N.A.s meet tomorrow, 664 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:17,586 and overeaters, sexual 665 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:17,586 addicts-- 666 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:21,966 Who the hell do you have to know 667 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:21,966 to get a drink around here? 668 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:21,966 [ Laughs ] 669 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,343 [ Both Laughing ] 670 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,930 [ Jasper Laughing ] 671 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:32,310 This is for you. 672 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:32,310 Oh, my God, 673 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:32,310 I love you so much. 674 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:35,646 [ Grunting ] 675 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,524 Where are all the celebrities? 676 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,524 There are none. 677 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:38,524 Can you believe it? 678 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:43,612 What? Don't they know 679 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:43,612 all anyone wants from rehab is 680 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:43,612 a good coked-out star story? 681 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,324 Elizabeth Taylor 682 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,324 weeping in group... 683 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,784 about how she never 684 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,784 felt beautiful. 685 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,953 Never. Not one single day. 686 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,164 Now, that's 687 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,164 the story they want. 688 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,959 Come here. I'm gonna 689 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,959 get you out of here. 690 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:56,959 I'm not supposed to leave. 691 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,712 You're not supposed 692 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,712 to have mommy's little helper 693 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,712 in your pocket either. 694 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,089 Hold on. Hold on. 695 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,089 [ Laughs ] 696 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,382 Okay, go. 697 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,803 [ Betty On P.A. ] 698 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,803 There's a green Isuzu 699 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,803 parked in a therapist's spot. 700 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,724 Please move your Isuzu. 701 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,724 Shh. I'm hiding. 702 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:11,724 Be very, very quiet. 703 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,894 [ Laughing ] 704 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,894 [ Tires Screeching ] 705 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:18,314 [ Man ] 706 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:18,314 ♪ Drunk men stagger 707 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:18,314 Drunk men fall ♪ 708 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,317 ♪ Drunk men swear 709 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,317 and that's not all ♪ 710 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:25,363 ♪ Quite often they will 711 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:25,363 urinate outdoors ♪ 712 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,573 ♪ Like widowed women 713 00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,573 drunk men weep ♪ 714 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,408 ♪ Like children curled up 715 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:30,408 drunk men sleep ♪ 716 00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:34,997 ♪ Like a dog a drunk will 717 00:23:30,408 --> 00:23:34,997 crawl around on all fours ♪ 718 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,958 ♪ If you're a broke bum 719 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:37,958 and a rich rake ♪ 720 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,086 ♪ His dinner 721 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,086 be it bread or cake ♪ 722 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:44,924 ♪ His beverage be the worst 723 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:44,924 of whiskey, finest wine ♪ 724 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,801 ♪ Puke it stinks 725 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,801 and so it seems ♪ 726 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,721 ♪ That drunkards 727 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,721 go to great extremes ♪ 728 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,225 ♪ But there's yet to be 729 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:54,225 a perfectly straight line ♪ 730 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,518 Hi, everybody. 731 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:03,401 [ Papers Rustling ] 732 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:03,401 So what's the deal? 733 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:03,401 I'm out? 734 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:06,820 It will take me a day 735 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:06,820 to arrange your transfer. 736 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:06,820 I have to make some calls. 737 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,531 I know where I wanna go. 738 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,531 There's this place in the city-- 739 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,201 I'm not referring you 740 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,201 to a treatment facility. 741 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,537 I get to go home? 742 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,207 Nope. 743 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,626 Well, where am I going then? 744 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,380 Your sentence was for 28 days 745 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,380 of rehab or jail time. 746 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,384 You don't honestly think 747 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:28,384 I'm goin' to jail, do you? 748 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,344 No? For driving drunk, 749 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,344 crashing into a house, 750 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,055 knocking over a lawn jockey 751 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,055 that could have been 752 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:33,055 a four-year-old child? 753 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:37,017 Yeah, but it wasn't. 754 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:37,017 It was a four-year-old 755 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:37,017 lawn jockey. 756 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,520 That's fine if 757 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,520 this is a joke to you, 758 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:40,520 but in here we have rules. 759 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,607 I warned you about them. 760 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,607 Have your bags packed 761 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,607 by tomorrow morning. 762 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:47,278 No, I'm not, 'cause 763 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:47,278 I don't belong in jail. 764 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:50,781 I don't even 765 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:50,781 belong in here. 766 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,533 Yeah, I know I drink a lot. 767 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,869 I do because I'm a writer, 768 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,869 and that's what I do. 769 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,869 Hi. 770 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,122 We drink. 771 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,122 Cornell Shaw 772 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,122 for Clancy, please. 773 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,707 I'm not like those people out 774 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,707 there. I can control myself. 775 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,500 I'll hold. 776 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:06,880 I can! 777 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:06,880 If I wanted to, I could, 778 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:06,880 if that's what I wanted I could. 779 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,301 - I can! 780 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,301 - [ Sighs ] 781 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,219 I can! 782 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,933 You know what? 783 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,933 Forget that, Mr. Rogers, 784 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,768 you 12-steppin' geek. 785 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,896 What do you know 786 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,896 about me? Nothing! 787 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,896 You don't know-- 788 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,816 You don't know 789 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,816 a goddamn thing about me. 790 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,816 You know that? 791 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:31,697 ♪ Always tomorrow 792 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:31,697 Lean on me ♪ 793 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:31,697 Excuse me. 794 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,532 ♪ When you're not strong ♪ 795 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,532 Excuse me. 796 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:38,620 ♪ And I'll be your friend 797 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:38,620 I'll help you carry-- ♪ 798 00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:38,620 Excuse me! Excuse me! 799 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:42,166 We're better together! 800 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:42,166 No drugs! 801 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,585 Grant me the serenity 802 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,585 to accept... 803 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,545 the things I cannot change. 804 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,545 Excuse me! 805 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,632 [ Group ] 806 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,632 It works if-- 807 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,943 [ Coughs ] 808 00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,987 [ Grunts ] 809 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,330 [ Clock Ticking ] 810 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,367 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 811 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,367 Are you coming? 812 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,620 Uh, no. 813 00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:44,580 Okay. 814 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:50,544 Hi. My name is Cornell. 815 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:50,544 I am a drug addict, alcoholic, 816 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,630 compulsive gambler/liar. 817 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:55,257 [ Group ] 818 00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:55,257 Hi, Cornell. 819 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,345 For those of you 820 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:59,345 who are new tonight, 821 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,806 I know that 822 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,806 this is not your year. 823 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,559 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 824 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,559 [ Grunts ] 825 00:28:05,559 --> 00:28:08,521 ♪ [ Punk ] 826 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:12,690 ♪ There will be trouble ♪ 827 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:15,486 ♪ If I stay 828 00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:15,486 it will be double ♪ 829 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,238 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, 830 00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:18,238 oh, yeah, oh, yeah. 831 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:22,951 ♪ [ Continues, Indistinct ] 832 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:29,416 ♪ 833 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,587 ♪ If I stay 834 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:33,587 there will be trouble ♪ 835 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:38,967 ♪ If I stay 836 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:38,967 it will be double ♪ 837 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,680 If that will make you happy, 838 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:42,680 I will stop drinking. 839 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,642 And then I would 840 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,642 tell myself, 841 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:46,642 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 842 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,645 "Tonight I will not 843 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:49,645 get wasted." 844 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:56,151 And then something 845 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:56,151 would happen... 846 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,612 or nothing would happen. 847 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,948 And, uh, 848 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:01,948 I'd get that feeling. 849 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:06,036 [ Cornell ] 850 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:06,036 You all know 851 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:06,036 what that feeling is... 852 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,873 when your skin is screaming 853 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,873 and your hands are shaking. 854 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:15,337 Uh, and your stomach feels 855 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:15,337 like it wants to jump... 856 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,549 through your throat. 857 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:21,468 And you know 858 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:21,468 if anyone had a clue... 859 00:29:21,468 --> 00:29:24,054 how wrong it felt to be sober, 860 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:27,099 they wouldn't dream of 861 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:27,099 asking you to stay that way. 862 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:32,104 They would say, "Oh, geez. 863 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:32,104 I didn't know. Here. 864 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,941 "It's okay for you. 865 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,941 Do that mound of cocaine. 866 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:39,528 "Have a drink. 867 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:39,528 Have 20 drinks. 868 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:45,492 Whatever you need to do to feel 869 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:45,492 like a normal human being, 870 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:45,492 you do it." 871 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,120 And, boy, I did it. 872 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,120 Oh! 873 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,664 I drank and I snorted, 874 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:54,793 and I drank and snorted 875 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:54,793 and drank and snorted. 876 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:54,793 [ Grunts ] 877 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,964 I did this day after day 878 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:58,964 after night after night. 879 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:03,009 I didn't care about the 880 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:03,009 consequences, because I knew 881 00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:03,009 they couldn't be half as bad... 882 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:07,389 as not using. 883 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:07,389 Shit! 884 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,016 Oh, God! 885 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:13,479 And then one night 886 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:13,479 something happened. 887 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,773 [ Gwen's Voice ] 888 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,773 You know you're screwed. 889 00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:17,650 Mm-hmm. 890 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:22,738 Oh! 891 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,823 [ Screams ] 892 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:31,789 [ Cornell ] 893 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:31,789 I woke up. 894 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:31,789 I woke up on a sidewalk. 895 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:34,291 And I had no idea 896 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:34,291 where I was. 897 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,418 I couldn't have told you 898 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,418 the city I was in. 899 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:41,965 My head was pounding, 900 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:41,965 and I looked down and my shirt 901 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:41,965 is covered in blood. 902 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:47,554 As I'm lying there, 903 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:47,554 wondering what happens next, 904 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:51,600 I heard a voice, and it said, 905 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,771 "Man, this is 906 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,771 not a way to live. 907 00:30:56,938 --> 00:31:00,651 This is a way to die." 908 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:10,828 [ Groans ] 909 00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:13,205 Can I help you? 910 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,081 Eddie Boone, checking in. 911 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:18,001 You can't bring 912 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:18,001 a girl into treatment 913 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:18,001 with you, Eddie. 914 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:20,962 Oh. 915 00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:20,962 I wasn't gonna keep her. 916 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,591 You know what? 917 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,591 You were really lucky 918 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:24,591 you didn't break anything. 919 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,260 That'll be tender 920 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,260 and swollen for a while. 921 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,849 Unfortunately you're gonna have 922 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,849 to live with the pain, because 923 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,849 I can't give you anything. 924 00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:36,854 So take these. 925 00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:36,854 Take these. Good. 926 00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:41,692 Listen, rest. 927 00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:41,692 Alternate heat and cold. 928 00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:41,692 Elevate-- 929 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,974 You know, 930 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,974 your carpet is filthy. 931 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:20,773 I only bring that up because 932 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:20,773 carpet grit's responsible for 933 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:20,773 a lot of major health problems. 934 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:25,068 That's the last thing 935 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:25,068 you need around here 936 00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:25,068 is a major health problem. 937 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:30,657 Uh, hey, um, 938 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:30,657 listen about the, um, 939 00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:32,743 about that, uh, jail thing. 940 00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:36,496 I-I-I-- I can't. 941 00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:36,496 I-I-- I can't go. 942 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:40,584 Um, uh, well, not 943 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:40,584 because I don't wanna go, 944 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:43,962 but, um, it, uh-- 945 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,591 Oh, God, my hands. 946 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,591 You know, they just 947 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:47,591 keep doing that. 948 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,385 That's not normal. 949 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,385 I just-- There's something 950 00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:50,385 wrong with my hands-- 951 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,221 um, well, with me. 952 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,475 'Cause, uh, what kind of person 953 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,475 just jumps out of a-- 954 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,936 What kind of person 955 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,936 jumps out of a window... 956 00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:01,855 because she can't 957 00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:01,855 sit still, you know? 958 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:05,442 And be alone and, you know, 959 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:05,442 in a room without-- 960 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,737 You know, a person 961 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,737 should be able to 962 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,737 just be alone, right? 963 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:13,909 You know, human beings 964 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:13,909 should be able to just breathe. 965 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:16,578 I can't breathe. 966 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,789 And I feel that 967 00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,789 I think I know-- 968 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:22,876 I think I know that 969 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:22,876 if I go to jail... 970 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:28,423 like this, you know, 971 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:28,423 I'll die, and, uh-- 972 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,968 I don't wanna die. 973 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:39,142 I don't like what's 974 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:39,142 happening here. 975 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,561 Wait a minute. 976 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,561 Let's try to use 977 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,561 a feeling word. 978 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,814 Um, I'm pissed. 979 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:47,567 - Okay, pissed. Why? 980 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:47,567 - Because no way 981 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:47,567 should she be here. 982 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,444 All right, tell her. 983 00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:52,197 No way should you be here. 984 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:56,034 That's right. 985 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:56,034 There's a rule. No using. 986 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:56,034 You broke it. 987 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,411 - I'm sorry. 988 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,411 - Sorry, my ass. 989 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:03,500 All you've done since you got 990 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:03,500 here is sit around while the 991 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:03,500 rest of us work our butts off. 992 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,211 - I realize that-- 993 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,211 - Now you expect us to be glad 994 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:06,211 they let you stay? 995 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,754 I'm not expecting anything. 996 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,924 Gwen, just listening. 997 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,924 Everybody, feeling words. 998 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:16,429 I don't think you are giving. 999 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:16,429 I don't feel that 1000 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:16,429 you are giving person. 1001 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,891 - I'm trying! 1002 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,891 - I don't think 1003 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,891 you have niceness. 1004 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,976 I don't feel niceness 1005 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,976 coming from you. 1006 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,728 Should I just go 1007 00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:22,728 to another group? 1008 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,312 That would be a great idea. 1009 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,147 You can spread your negativity 1010 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,147 even further. 1011 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,441 - Daniel-- 1012 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,441 - If you really tried-- 1013 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,694 -Daniel-- 1014 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,694 -You could ruin the experience-- 1015 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,696 - Hey, Daniel! 1016 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,696 - for the patient population! 1017 00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,155 I am having a bad day! 1018 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:35,615 I am having the worst damn day 1019 00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:37,617 of my whole damn life! 1020 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,912 So if it is not too much 1021 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,912 to ask of you people, 1022 00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:42,664 will you just back the fuck off? 1023 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,089 Excellent work. 1024 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:51,089 Really excellent work. 1025 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,968 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1026 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,968 Good sharing, everybody. 1027 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,436 Oh, I'm sorry. 1028 00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,436 I'm sorry. 1029 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:50,816 Oh, hey, hi. 1030 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:50,816 Hey. Oh. 1031 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,859 I actually wanted to talk 1032 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:52,859 to you about last night. 1033 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:56,905 I don't normally do that, 1034 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:56,905 but you were great. 1035 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,783 Oh, my Lord. 1036 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,783 You gotta be kiddin' me. 1037 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,786 What? 1038 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,786 Promise me we were safe. 1039 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,871 We were what? 1040 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:04,871 Safe. 1041 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,957 Safe? 1042 00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:09,459 You're not one of them 1043 00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:09,459 paternity suit kind of gals? 1044 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:13,005 What are you talking about? 1045 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:13,005 What are you talking about? 1046 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:18,093 I'm talking 1047 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:18,093 about last night. 1048 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:18,093 Well, yeah. 1049 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,137 You don't remember 1050 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:20,137 last night, do you? 1051 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:24,766 I got a little drunk 1052 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:24,766 on the airplane. 1053 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:24,766 Of course you did. 1054 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:27,019 Um, you know what? 1055 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:30,605 It was, uh, nothing. 1056 00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:30,605 Just don't worry about it. 1057 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,191 We didn't? 1058 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,191 Nope. 1059 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,528 Thank God, 1060 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,528 boy, I mean-- 1061 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,865 You know what? 1062 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,865 That's more than enough. 1063 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,865 Thank you. 1064 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,826 Nothing personal. 1065 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,826 I just made myself 1066 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,826 a promise... 1067 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,871 no more endin' up naked 1068 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,871 with some girl I don't 1069 00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:45,871 know what her name is. 1070 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,791 That's a noble goal, 1071 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,791 and I wish you the very best 1072 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:49,791 of luck with it. 1073 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:55,797 [ Woman ] Cirrhosis 1074 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:55,797 is the ninth leading cause 1075 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:55,797 of death in the United States. 1076 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:59,009 Forty-five percent of the time 1077 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:59,009 that is alcohol induced. 1078 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,095 Let's take a look 1079 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:02,095 at the first slide. 1080 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:06,808 - This could be 1081 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:06,808 your liver right now. 1082 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:06,808 - Do you have plans for dinner? 1083 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:11,479 This is not a test about you and 1084 00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:11,479 how you act in relationships. 1085 00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:14,191 It's called equine therapy. 1086 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:17,235 Tennessee doesn't 1087 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:17,235 lie and manipulate. 1088 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,656 He's just gonna 1089 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,656 respond to how you feel. 1090 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,656 Your job is to clean his hoof. 1091 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,993 This is how 1092 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,993 one gets sober? 1093 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:24,993 It's character revealing. 1094 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:28,329 The way we approach the horse 1095 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:28,329 is supposed to be the way 1096 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:28,329 we approach the world. 1097 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:32,918 We gotta try 1098 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:32,918 to match our insides 1099 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:32,918 with our outsides. Be real. 1100 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:37,797 So our therapist today 1101 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:37,797 is a very large, smelly 1102 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:37,797 beast of burden. 1103 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,799 We're totally in sync. 1104 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:42,719 Step in. You breathe. 1105 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:42,719 [ Inhales ] 1106 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,471 Couldn't stink more 1107 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,471 if he were dead. 1108 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:48,850 You reach down, 1109 00:37:45,471 --> 00:37:48,850 pinch the tendon. 1110 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,186 Trust yourself, 1111 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:51,186 and let the horse do the rest. 1112 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:54,522 Who's gonna be first? 1113 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:54,522 Gwen? 1114 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,442 Think you might 1115 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,442 need some help? 1116 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:57,442 Nope. I'm fine. 1117 00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,319 Let yourself go. 1118 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:02,864 All right, Mister Ed, 1119 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:02,864 just pick up your stupid foot. 1120 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,285 Can't force it. 1121 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:11,039 Are you sure 1122 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:11,039 you don't need some help? 1123 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:11,039 No. I'm fine. 1124 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,875 All right, look, Cornell. 1125 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,875 Just give me a pill. 1126 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,837 Give me a shot. 1127 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,837 Give me a-- I don't know. 1128 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,837 Give me a lobotomy? 1129 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:21,674 Right because 1130 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:21,674 instant gratification worked 1131 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:21,674 so well for you in the past. 1132 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,761 Just take it easy 1133 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,761 and keep it simple. 1134 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:29,307 I am so tired by the way 1135 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:29,307 you people talk. I mean, 1136 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:29,307 "One day at a time." 1137 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,060 What is that? 1138 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,060 Like two, three days 1139 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,060 at a time is an option? 1140 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:36,189 I don't need the Romper Room 1141 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:36,189 bullshit. I just need-- 1142 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:36,189 What are you doing? 1143 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,776 Therapeutic tool. 1144 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:39,776 You leave me no choice. 1145 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:42,195 [ Pen Scratching On Paper ] 1146 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,824 Betty, you gotta get me 1147 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,824 a new roommate. 1148 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,824 This guy stinks. 1149 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:50,745 I don't know if he's 1150 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:50,745 eatin' beef and secreting 1151 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:50,745 ketones out of every pore. 1152 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,872 We're gonna come back 1153 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,872 to this, Betty. 1154 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,084 I'm gonna be back. 1155 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,084 We're in each other's 1156 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,084 lives, okay? 1157 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,336 Hey, Gwen, Gwen. 1158 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:58,336 Did you get a sign? 1159 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,422 "Confront me 1160 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,422 if I don't ask for help." 1161 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,633 What kind of help you 1162 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,633 lookin' for exactly? 1163 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:07,929 [ Button Clicks ] 1164 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:07,929 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1165 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:11,474 Okay, Traci, I want you 1166 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:11,474 to tell your mom, 1167 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:16,604 "When you do drugs, 1168 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:16,604 this is what happens," okay? 1169 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:23,402 When you do drugs, you don't do 1170 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:23,402 any fun stuff like you used to. 1171 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,739 Be specific, Traci. 1172 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,739 What was fun? 1173 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:31,744 When you play games with us 1174 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:31,744 and do puzzles. That was fun. 1175 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:38,960 I have an idea. 1176 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,631 [ Girls Laughing, 1177 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:43,631 Mom Screaming ] 1178 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,675 [ Car Horn Honking ] 1179 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,675 [ Screaming ] 1180 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:48,678 You want to tell your mom 1181 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:48,678 about the drawing, Darnell? 1182 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:52,849 It's of me and Traci 1183 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:52,849 home late at night, 1184 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:52,849 and Mom's not there. 1185 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:56,144 Tell your mom 1186 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:56,144 how that makes you feel 1187 00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:56,144 when she's not there. 1188 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,896 [ Darnell ] 1189 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,896 Worried. 1190 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,981 Wait, Lily. 1191 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,981 Beat ya again. 1192 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,233 [ Darnell ] 1193 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,233 Scared. 1194 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:04,777 Great. 1195 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:04,777 Oh, man! Not again. 1196 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,154 I don't know. 1197 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,154 Wake up. 1198 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,241 Mom? 1199 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,241 [ Blowing ] 1200 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:11,326 Hello? Wake up. 1201 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,286 Sad, I guess. 1202 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:14,829 [ Laughing ] 1203 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:17,165 Lonely. 1204 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,875 Hello? 1205 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,875 No reaction. 1206 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,793 Scared. Worried. 1207 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,628 I have an idea. 1208 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,673 [ Darnell ] 1209 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,673 Worried. Scared. 1210 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,673 Oh! 1211 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,718 She's fine. 1212 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:28,718 She's up. Bye! 1213 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,346 [ Screen Door Closes ] 1214 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:36,851 Hey, hey, what do you know? 1215 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:36,851 Pills and booze have got to go! 1216 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:42,774 Hey, hey, what do you say? 1217 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:42,774 Sober is the only way! 1218 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,985 All right. 1219 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,985 Whoo! 1220 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:48,405 Whoo! 1221 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:52,325 Good night, Eddie. 1222 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:58,164 [ Screen Door Opening ] 1223 00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:01,042 Wait for me! 1224 00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:01,042 Beat ya. [ Woman ] 1225 00:40:58,164 --> 00:41:01,042 Girls! 1226 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,669 - What? 1227 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,669 - Aunt Helen, what 1228 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,669 are you doing here? 1229 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:06,464 - Where's Mom? 1230 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:06,464 - I'm going to be 1231 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:06,464 straight with you. 1232 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,300 [ Helen ] 1233 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,300 Your mother has passed. 1234 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,968 That's okay. Just slap her 1235 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:09,968 real hard, 1236 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,344 and she'll wake up. 1237 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,181 Girls, this will only 1238 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,181 be for a while 1239 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:19,060 until we figure out 1240 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:19,060 something more permanent. 1241 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:21,271 [ Line Ringing, Clicks ] 1242 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:25,024 [ Woman ] 1243 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:25,024 Hello? 1244 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:25,024 Hey, it's me. Gwen. 1245 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:28,611 I know which "me" it is. 1246 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:28,611 What is it? 1247 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,696 Oh, no, let me guess. 1248 00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,696 You need money. 1249 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:33,325 I'm not going to give you 1250 00:41:30,696 --> 00:41:33,325 any more money, Gwen. 1251 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:36,328 Lil, I don't need money. 1252 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:36,328 It's different this time. 1253 00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:38,496 Great. I'm glad 1254 00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:38,496 to hear it, Gwen. 1255 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,458 Whatever happened to 1256 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,458 our fun-and-friendly-sister 1257 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,458 rapport? 1258 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:44,336 I don't know. 1259 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:44,336 Why don't you tell me? 1260 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:53,011 Um, look, they make you-- 1261 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,014 They're having 1262 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,014 a family week. 1263 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,014 What? 1264 00:41:56,014 --> 00:42:00,685 A-- Family sessions. 1265 00:41:56,014 --> 00:42:00,685 They, um, work with us 1266 00:41:56,014 --> 00:42:00,685 a couple of days. 1267 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,728 They teach us 1268 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,728 how to talk to each other, 1269 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,815 and then they supervise 1270 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:05,815 an actual conversation. 1271 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,859 You want me to come there? 1272 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,859 That what you're saying? 1273 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:11,737 They make you ask somebody, so 1274 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:11,737 it's either you or Aunt Helen. 1275 00:42:11,737 --> 00:42:14,449 So let me get this straight. 1276 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:19,078 You screw up 1277 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:19,078 and then I'm supposed to drop 1278 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:19,078 everything in my life and just-- 1279 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,415 They can schedule it 1280 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,415 around what's good for you, so-- 1281 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,713 Hello? 1282 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,882 No, it's just-- 1283 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,760 You know, 1284 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,760 I'm cooking here, okay? 1285 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,972 You know, I've got people 1286 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,972 coming over. I can't just-- 1287 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,972 I'm sorry. 1288 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,558 I didn't mean, you know-- 1289 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,558 No, I mean, you never do. 1290 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,102 Gwen, you never mean anything. 1291 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:49,025 [ Stammers ] 1292 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:49,025 I have to-- I have to go. 1293 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:53,112 Lil, look, I bet 1294 00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:53,112 this one's really fast. 1295 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,990 It's just a table, stupid. 1296 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,990 Leave it alone. 1297 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,742 No, it's a sled. 1298 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,370 [ Line Humming ] 1299 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,370 Oh. 1300 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:10,088 Well, I'm not a fan 1301 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:10,088 of all soap operas, 1302 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:10,088 just Santa Cruz. 1303 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:12,298 It's just an incredible show. 1304 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:15,801 I saw it the first time, um, 1305 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:19,680 when I was in the hospital 1306 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:19,680 a while ago after I got out 1307 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:19,680 of my first rehab center. 1308 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,517 There was this girl on the show 1309 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,517 who's Darian. 1310 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:27,146 She was also hospitalized, 1311 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:27,146 and it was like I was 1312 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:27,146 staring at myself. 1313 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:30,608 I mean, not physically 1314 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:30,608 because I don't have 1315 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:30,608 the curly hair and stuff. 1316 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,985 This whole thing 1317 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,985 had happened with her. 1318 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:35,238 She had actually been 1319 00:43:32,985 --> 00:43:35,238 impregnated by her brother, 1320 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:39,867 but she obviously didn't know 1321 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:39,867 it was her brother at the time. 1322 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:44,581 I don't have a brother, 1323 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:44,581 but I have sisters. 1324 00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:47,833 So it's really sort of, um, 1325 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:51,421 been an inspiration... for me. 1326 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:55,716 It's really sort of 1327 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:55,716 helped me stay sober... 1328 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,718 off and on. 1329 00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:02,515 Mom, everything's okay. 1330 00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:02,515 Hi! 1331 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,601 [ Man ] 1332 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,601 ♪ Mother liked her white wine ♪ 1333 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:08,020 Hey, Andrea. 1334 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:08,020 ♪ Have a glass or two ♪ 1335 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:12,442 ♪ Almost every single night 1336 00:44:08,020 --> 00:44:12,442 after her day was through ♪ 1337 00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:15,903 ♪ Some say 1338 00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:15,903 chardonnay Chablis ♪ 1339 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:19,282 Hey, Daniel. Daniel. 1340 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,493 Want to give me 1341 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,493 one of those? 1342 00:44:21,493 --> 00:44:23,744 Get your own. 1343 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,788 [ Whispers ] 1344 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,788 All right then. 1345 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:29,250 ♪ You've got to take the edge 1346 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:29,250 off if you want to get there 1347 00:44:25,788 --> 00:44:29,250 ♪ 1348 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,963 Hey, can I bum a cig? 1349 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,509 ♪ Have a glass or two 1350 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,509 Sit out on the screen porch ♪ 1351 00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:40,303 ♪ White winos, Mom and me ♪ 1352 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:43,097 ♪ And talk about her childhood♪ 1353 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:45,766 ♪ Recap my career ♪ 1354 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:50,687 ♪ When we got to my father that 1355 00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:50,687 was when I switched to beer ♪ 1356 00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:52,982 There she is. 1357 00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:52,982 Hello, darling. 1358 00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:52,982 How are ya? 1359 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:56,027 Mmm! Mmm! 1360 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:56,027 Ow. Ow. Ow! 1361 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,154 What? 1362 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,154 Christ! 1363 00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,490 My God! What's that? 1364 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,492 Ah, nothing. 1365 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,492 You poor little thing. 1366 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,743 What are they doing 1367 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,743 to you here? 1368 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,743 I fell. 1369 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:08,581 Is that part of the therapy? 1370 00:45:04,743 --> 00:45:08,581 Oh, you poor baby. Oh. 1371 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,083 I'll get you home, 1372 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,083 darlin'. 1373 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,083 Okay. 1374 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,545 Everyone's 1375 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,545 asking after you. 1376 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,545 Like who? 1377 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,713 Like Mrs. Lefkowitz 1378 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,713 from downstairs. 1379 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:16,713 Remember her? 1380 00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,841 The non-talker? 1381 00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,841 Right. Five years, 1382 00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,841 not a peep. 1383 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,178 I'm crossing the lobby 1384 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,178 yesterday. She stops 1385 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,178 in her tracks and says, 1386 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:28,518 "Thanks God you 1387 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:28,518 got rid of that girl. 1388 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:28,518 She's nothin' but bad news." 1389 00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:30,936 It's not funny. 1390 00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:30,936 Of course it's funny. 1391 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:34,524 No, Jasper, it's not. 1392 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:34,524 Anonymous strangers thinking 1393 00:45:30,936 --> 00:45:34,524 I'm bad news. That's not funny. 1394 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:37,360 It is funny. Believe me. 1395 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:37,360 Everyone I've told 1396 00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:37,360 has laughed really hard. 1397 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,655 That's great. 1398 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,655 You need cheering up. 1399 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,655 I'm taking you away. 1400 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,700 This will cheer you up a bit. 1401 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,700 Get away from 1402 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:43,700 these freaky people. 1403 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:47,537 You don't wanna be here-- 1404 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:47,537 Ow! God! 1405 00:45:47,537 --> 00:45:49,830 Who was that? 1406 00:45:47,537 --> 00:45:49,830 Anyway-- 1407 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:52,208 Here. Have some cheese. 1408 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:57,171 Have it on a roll. 1409 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:57,171 No, no bread. 1410 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:57,171 I'm getting fat. 1411 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,756 Come on. 1412 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,756 It's better with bread. 1413 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,756 I said I don't want bread. 1414 00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:04,011 All right, I'll have 1415 00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:04,011 the bread. Just break it 1416 00:45:59,756 --> 00:46:04,011 open for me, will you? 1417 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,472 No, what is your problem? 1418 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:06,472 Just break open the bread. 1419 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,937 This is a ring. 1420 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,606 Yep. 1421 00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:17,400 What are you, proposing or-- 1422 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,277 Yeah, I am. 1423 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,738 At rehab? 1424 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:26,075 No, I'm 1425 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:26,075 proposing to you now. 1426 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:26,075 You happen to be here. 1427 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:31,205 Yeah, but-- 1428 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:31,205 I don't know. I mean-- 1429 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:31,205 "How did he ask?" 1430 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,374 "He came down 1431 00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,374 to visit me in rehab--" 1432 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,209 So it's not 1433 00:46:33,374 --> 00:46:35,209 moonlight in Maui. 1434 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,587 Where did you think 1435 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,587 we were gonna get married? 1436 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,587 McSorley's Pub? 1437 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:40,923 - Why not? Make a good story. 1438 00:46:37,587 --> 00:46:40,923 - I don't need any more stories. 1439 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:44,093 I have enough stories. 1440 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:44,093 I would like a life. 1441 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:48,723 Well, I guess that's what 1442 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:48,723 I thought I was offering. 1443 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,103 [ Sighs ] 1444 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,775 What is that? 1445 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:58,775 Champagne. 1446 00:46:58,775 --> 00:47:00,735 I brought it to go 1447 00:46:58,775 --> 00:47:00,735 with the proposal, 1448 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:04,989 thinking wrongly this might 1449 00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:04,989 be quite a romantic moment. 1450 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:09,160 This is so not how I saw 1451 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:09,160 this whole thing playing out. 1452 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,746 I'm sorry. I'm just not taking 1453 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,746 this as lightly as I used to. 1454 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,999 - Taking what? 1455 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,999 - This-- this-- this, this-- 1456 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:18,085 Straighten-up and 1457 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:18,085 fly-right thing. This-- 1458 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:21,005 I don't know. 1459 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:21,005 I mean, maybe there is 1460 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:21,005 something wrong with me. 1461 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:25,468 -That what they're telling you? 1462 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:25,468 -No! No-- Yeah. It is. 1463 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:25,468 I think they're right. 1464 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:29,472 They're not. Trust me. 1465 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:29,472 You're just in a rut. 1466 00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:29,472 It happens to everyone. 1467 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:33,267 No, there's an entire world 1468 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:33,267 of people out there 1469 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:33,267 who do everything right. 1470 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:36,187 They live right. 1471 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:36,187 They don't drink. 1472 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:36,187 They don't do drugs. 1473 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,772 - That's shit. 1474 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,772 - They are happy. 1475 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,608 They're not happy. 1476 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,608 No adult human being is happy. 1477 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:45,154 People are born. They have 1478 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:45,154 a limited amount of time going 1479 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:45,154 around thinking life is dandy. 1480 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:49,701 But then inevitably 1481 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:49,701 tragedy strikes, and they 1482 00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:49,701 realize life equals loss. 1483 00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:53,870 The whole point of the game 1484 00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:53,870 is to minimize the pain 1485 00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:53,870 caused by that equation. 1486 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:58,125 Some people do it by 1487 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:58,125 having kids or making money 1488 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:58,125 or taking up coin collecting. 1489 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:01,546 Others do it 1490 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:01,546 by getting wasted. 1491 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:05,341 Letting that little switch 1492 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:05,341 in the head turn the hot light 1493 00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:05,341 off and the cool light on. 1494 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,009 Nobody gets hurt 1495 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,009 collecting coins. 1496 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:11,222 Everybody hurts everybody. 1497 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:11,222 It's the human condition. 1498 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,600 Oh, come on, Gwennie. 1499 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,600 Don't let them tell you there's 1500 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,600 something wrong with you. 1501 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,186 There isn't! You're fine! 1502 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,186 I don't feel fine. 1503 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:22,817 Of course you don't feel fine. 1504 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:22,817 You're in Deliverance country 1505 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:22,817 surrounded by sober freaks. 1506 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:27,613 And you're not with me. 1507 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:27,613 Come on. I don't feel fine 1508 00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:27,613 these days either. 1509 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:32,660 I think that's 1510 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:32,660 because we're apart. 1511 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:32,660 You're mine. I'm yours. 1512 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,911 I love you. 1513 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:40,752 Why do you want me, Jasper? 1514 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:40,752 I am such a mess. 1515 00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:43,920 Maybe I like mess. 1516 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,217 There's a time when 1517 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:48,217 you can share and hold hands... 1518 00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:50,803 and be on the same path. 1519 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:55,140 But there's always 1520 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:55,140 a fork in the road... 1521 00:48:55,140 --> 00:48:58,352 at some point. 1522 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,564 Sometimes you have to go 1523 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,564 on one part of the fork, 1524 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:04,734 and they got to go 1525 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:04,734 on the other part of the fork. 1526 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:11,115 Or just down the back part of 1527 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:11,115 the fork while you go forward. 1528 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:14,951 And they're like-- 1529 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:14,951 [ Sighs ] 1530 00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:18,539 Or they got a salad fork, 1531 00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:18,539 and you have one of 1532 00:49:14,951 --> 00:49:18,539 the big dinner forks, 1533 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,459 and you have longer to go, 1534 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,459 but they're, like, done, 1535 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,459 because that's it. 1536 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:25,797 They're stuck on 1537 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:25,797 a piece of food that they-- 1538 00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:25,797 [ Sighs ] 1539 00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:29,091 Their dessert fork or 1540 00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:29,091 like one of those, you know, 1541 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:32,595 small little shrimp forks 1542 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:32,595 or the crab forks and you're 1543 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:32,595 trying to get out a crab. 1544 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:36,808 They're like that, 1545 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:36,808 and you're over here jumping 1546 00:49:32,595 --> 00:49:36,808 to the huge serving fork... 1547 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:40,394 or something like that 1548 00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:40,394 or ladle, you know. 1549 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,438 [ Sighs ] 1550 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:52,072 Hey, And? Guess what. 1551 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:54,158 [ Ring Clatters On Table ] 1552 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:57,954 Hey, goober. What, you're 1553 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:57,954 not talking to me right now? 1554 00:49:57,954 --> 00:49:59,872 I only had, like, five pieces. 1555 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,794 What are you doing? 1556 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:08,547 Here. Okay, give me that. 1557 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:08,547 She didn't come. 1558 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:13,552 Your mom? 1559 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:13,552 I waited all day for her. 1560 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:13,552 I did my hair. 1561 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,514 Yeah, well, honey, she probably 1562 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,514 had to work or something. 1563 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,475 No, she just hates me. 1564 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:19,475 I make her embarrassed. 1565 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,644 She doesn't hate you. 1566 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,644 Hold this. I'm gonna 1567 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,644 get someone-- 1568 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,729 No, no! 1569 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,729 Don't tell anybody! 1570 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,729 It's okay. 1571 00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,898 We have to. 1572 00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,898 It's serious. 1573 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:28,693 They'll take me to psychiatric. 1574 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:28,693 They won't let me stay here. 1575 00:50:25,898 --> 00:50:28,693 Okay, okay. 1576 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,487 I can't get 1577 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,487 kicked out again. 1578 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,487 Okay, okay. 1579 00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:35,700 Okay. Okay. 1580 00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:35,700 We're not gonna go 1581 00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:35,700 anywhere, all right? 1582 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:40,162 All right, come on. 1583 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:40,162 Why don't we-- Why don't 1584 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:40,162 we go in the other room? 1585 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,456 Okay? 1586 00:50:40,162 --> 00:50:42,456 Mm-hmm. 1587 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:46,460 How did you do that? 1588 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:46,460 What? That? 1589 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,129 Mm-hmm. 1590 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,129 It's pretty easy. 1591 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:53,049 You just take one of these. 1592 00:50:57,262 --> 00:50:59,640 Tear it in half. 1593 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,852 Just so you know, 1594 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,852 I wasn't... 1595 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,856 trying to off myself 1596 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,856 or anything. 1597 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,856 Okay. 1598 00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:11,527 It's just something 1599 00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:11,527 I do sometimes. 1600 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:14,154 Doesn't it hurt? 1601 00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:17,115 It feels better. 1602 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:20,118 - Than what? 1603 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:20,118 - Everything else. 1604 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:30,337 See, like that. 1605 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:34,508 Then you try and slip them 1606 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:34,508 into the cracks like that. 1607 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,970 [ Whispers ] 1608 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,970 Right there. 1609 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:45,352 Is he a drunk? 1610 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:45,352 I don't know. Maybe. 1611 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,354 Then you have to say no. 1612 00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:52,651 It's just like 1613 00:51:49,857 --> 00:51:52,651 Darian and Falcon. 1614 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:56,781 He was addicted to gambling 1615 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:56,781 and though she completely 1616 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:56,781 and completely... 1617 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:59,199 loved him, 1618 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:59,199 she had to walk away. 1619 00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,285 Am I supposed 1620 00:51:59,199 --> 00:52:01,285 to know these people? 1621 00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:03,079 From Santa Cruz. 1622 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,164 Ah. 1623 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,164 It was more complicated 1624 00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:06,164 for them though. 1625 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:08,918 It turned out 1626 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:08,918 that they were actually 1627 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:08,918 half-brother, half-sister, 1628 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:11,587 but Darian didn't know that 1629 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:11,587 when she found out 1630 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:11,587 about the gambling. 1631 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:16,092 Uh-huh. Can't believe 1632 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:16,092 this is the advice I'm getting. 1633 00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:20,220 Yeah, well, sure doesn't stay 1634 00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:20,220 on the air for 18 years 1635 00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:20,220 for being stupid. 1636 00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:32,566 [ Betty On P.A. ] 1637 00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:32,566 Tonight's lecture: 1638 00:52:29,187 --> 00:52:32,566 "I've Worked All 12 Steps. 1639 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:34,652 Can I Go Home Now?" 1640 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,487 [ Woman Giggling ] 1641 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,487 [ Thudding ] 1642 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,615 [ Man Giggling ] 1643 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,615 Oh. 1644 00:52:39,615 --> 00:52:41,909 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1645 00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:44,495 Bus is here. 1646 00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:44,495 Thanks. 1647 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,413 [ Giggling ] 1648 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,413 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1649 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,499 Oh, my God. 1650 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,499 [ Woman ] 1651 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,499 Ooh! 1652 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:52,628 Let's go, team. 1653 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:52,628 It's all about trust today. 1654 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:57,049 Whoa. 1655 00:52:54,546 --> 00:52:57,049 [ Laughs ] 1656 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,221 Ooh. Come here. 1657 00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:06,684 Listen, um, uh, 1658 00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:06,684 about last night, 1659 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,520 I really think 1660 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,520 you should tell somebody. 1661 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,149 Oh, yeah, I already did. 1662 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:13,149 Yeah? When? 1663 00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:16,234 This morning I found 1664 00:53:13,149 --> 00:53:16,234 my counselor and I told her. 1665 00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:18,362 We talked about it. 1666 00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:18,362 She's gonna help me out. 1667 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:23,241 You really talked to her? 1668 00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:23,241 No, I'm making it up. 1669 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,995 We don't really have 1670 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,995 to climb this thing, do we? 1671 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:31,291 We don't know the whole story. 1672 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:31,291 We ought to hear her side 1673 00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:31,291 before we go saying what's what. 1674 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:35,253 Yeah. Guzzling Gwen! 1675 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:35,253 What's up with the ring 1676 00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:35,253 and the roll guy? 1677 00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:37,422 Who? 1678 00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:37,422 Your boyfriend. 1679 00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:39,466 Andrea, does "in confidence" 1680 00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:40,718 mean anything to you? 1681 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,512 You never said 1682 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,512 not to tell. 1683 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,512 Oh, okay. 1684 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:47,933 Gwen, I know better 1685 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:47,933 than anyone how important 1686 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:47,933 it is who you marry. 1687 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:51,436 But, honey, just because 1688 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:51,436 somebody proposes, that don't 1689 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:51,436 mean you have to say yes. 1690 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:54,356 Did someone 1691 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:54,356 propose to Gwen? 1692 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:54,356 Her boyfriend. 1693 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:57,317 - I thought Gwen was a lesbian. 1694 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:57,317 - I'm not a lesbian! 1695 00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,529 - It'd be okay if you were. 1696 00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,529 - Can we talk about 1697 00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,529 something else, please? 1698 00:54:00,529 --> 00:54:03,991 - When did all this happen? 1699 00:54:00,529 --> 00:54:03,991 - Yesterday on the lake. 1700 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:08,453 Was it sunset? 1701 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:08,453 Sunset by the lake 1702 00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:08,453 is very romantic. 1703 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:12,666 It was lunchtime, and he 1704 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:12,666 brought 1705 00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:12,666 a picnic with champagne. 1706 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,086 - He brought champagne? 1707 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,086 - Oh, come on! 1708 00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:17,129 We didn't drink it. 1709 00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:17,129 I threw it overboard. 1710 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,464 It's not a very cool guy 1711 00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,464 to bring you booze in rehab. 1712 00:54:19,464 --> 00:54:22,218 It's not his fault. 1713 00:54:19,464 --> 00:54:22,218 He just doesn't understand 1714 00:54:19,464 --> 00:54:22,218 what I'm doing here. 1715 00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:25,554 If you were serious 1716 00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:25,554 about getting sober, 1717 00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:25,554 your love partner would know. 1718 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:28,015 You must not be very committed 1719 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:28,015 to your recovery. 1720 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,101 - Aah! Oh, my God! 1721 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,101 - Sorry! 1722 00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:32,268 Aren't you supposed to be 1723 00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:32,268 doing something right now? 1724 00:54:32,268 --> 00:54:35,106 - I got ya. 1725 00:54:32,268 --> 00:54:35,106 - I say you dump that guy. 1726 00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:39,359 Believe it or not, I can make 1727 00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:39,359 this decision on my own, okay? 1728 00:54:35,106 --> 00:54:39,359 I don't need your help. 1729 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,446 - That's not what 1730 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,446 your neck sign says. 1731 00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:42,446 - Forget what my neck sign says. 1732 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,657 He doesn't know 1733 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,657 the first thing about me. 1734 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,657 Neither do you people. 1735 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:47,659 You don't have to live 1736 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:47,659 my shitty little life. 1737 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,913 Until you do, do not tell me 1738 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,913 to give up the one person 1739 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,913 that matters to me. 1740 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,415 I know he's not perfect. 1741 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:57,962 But he's the one person that'll 1742 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:57,962 show up on my birthday and say, 1743 00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:57,962 "I'm glad you were born!" 1744 00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:00,256 Aah! What is 1745 00:54:57,962 --> 00:55:00,256 the matter with you? 1746 00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:02,424 Just let go. Trust it. 1747 00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:02,424 Yeah, trust it. 1748 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:03,634 Aah! 1749 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,263 Oh, my God. 1750 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,263 Look at my package. 1751 00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:11,349 [ Group ] 1752 00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:11,349 ♪ No matter where I roam ♪ 1753 00:55:11,349 --> 00:55:15,562 ♪ From land or sea or foam ♪ 1754 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:19,566 ♪ You can always hear me 1755 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:19,566 singin' this song ♪ 1756 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:22,360 ♪ Show me the way 1757 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:22,360 to go home ♪ 1758 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,321 Here we go. 1759 00:55:25,321 --> 00:55:28,867 Oh, my God. Is there a key 1760 00:55:25,321 --> 00:55:28,867 to the ladies' room, please? 1761 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,953 Thank you. 1762 00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,585 Excuse me, sir. 1763 00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,585 Can I please have the key 1764 00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,585 to the men's room? 1765 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,965 What? 1766 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:46,844 What? 1767 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:46,844 Eddie Boone. 1768 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:46,844 Eddie Boone. 1769 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:51,640 Come on, come on, come on. 1770 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,102 I need some paper, 1771 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,102 some pen. 1772 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,354 Dad, we just need 1773 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,354 a napkin or something. 1774 00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:58,354 Okay, hold on. 1775 00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,941 Hold on. Let me look. 1776 00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,941 This is all I got. 1777 00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,941 That's it. 1778 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,277 Thanks, thanks. 1779 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,277 Um, there. 1780 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:05,403 All right then. 1781 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:05,403 What's your names? 1782 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:08,073 My name's Adam. 1783 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:08,073 I'm Dan. 1784 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:08,073 Adam and Dan. 1785 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:11,451 You pitched a no-hitter 1786 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:11,451 against the Braves on August 4. 1787 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:11,451 That right? 1788 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,370 August 4? 1789 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,370 Hey, Eddie, 1790 00:56:11,451 --> 00:56:14,370 where's your car, man? 1791 00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:17,291 - I bet it's really cool. 1792 00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:17,291 - My car? 1793 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,960 Oh, yeah? 1794 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,297 You know what, guys? 1795 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,297 We gotta get home. 1796 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,297 Say good-bye now. 1797 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,923 [ Eddie ] 1798 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,923 Nice to meet you. 1799 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,759 Yeah, nice to meet you. 1800 00:56:31,138 --> 00:56:32,472 [ Door Closes ] 1801 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,895 Have a great season, Eddie. 1802 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,693 [ Mutters ] 1803 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,693 Hi. 1804 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,244 Mail call! 1805 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:03,087 Oh, charm blossom, 1806 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:03,087 you know this really 1807 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:03,087 isn't necessary, 1808 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:05,297 lining up the mail 1809 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:05,297 like some sort of bar graph... 1810 00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,216 to show the relative fullness 1811 00:57:05,297 --> 00:57:07,216 of everyone's life. 1812 00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:10,677 -I know my life is empty, okay? 1813 00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:10,677 -For you. 1814 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,435 [ Rustling ] 1815 00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,435 ♪ [ Organ On TV ] 1816 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:25,692 Hey. 1817 00:57:23,607 --> 00:57:25,692 Hey. 1818 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:30,655 - Watching game tapes? 1819 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:30,655 - Yep. 1820 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:33,867 Hmm. They're 1821 00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:33,867 out of ginger snaps. 1822 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,997 Aha! 1823 00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,997 [ Laughs ] 1824 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,627 That looks like your mail's 1825 00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,627 more fun than mine. 1826 00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:45,587 Do you want 'em? 1827 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,298 - You don't want 'em? 1828 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,298 - Nope. 1829 00:57:47,298 --> 00:57:50,634 What'd you get? 1830 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,636 From my sister. 1831 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,636 She's coming to family sessions. 1832 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,889 - That's good. 1833 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,889 - No. 1834 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:59,351 I'd pay very good money 1835 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:59,351 not to hear what she has to say. 1836 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:05,441 So, what's wrong 1837 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:05,441 with your balls? 1838 00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:05,441 So to speak. 1839 00:58:05,441 --> 00:58:09,569 [ Laughs ] 1840 00:58:05,441 --> 00:58:09,569 So to speak, nothin'. 1841 00:58:05,441 --> 00:58:09,569 I just don't want 'em. 1842 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:11,488 - Why not? 1843 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:11,488 - 'Cause I don't. 1844 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,698 In philosophy 1845 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,698 that's called a tautology. 1846 00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:15,451 Something is what it is 1847 00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:15,451 because it is what it is. 1848 00:58:15,451 --> 00:58:17,453 Why is the sky blue? 1849 00:58:15,451 --> 00:58:17,453 It reflects the ocean. 1850 00:58:17,453 --> 00:58:19,246 Why is the ocean blue? 1851 00:58:17,453 --> 00:58:19,246 It reflects the sky. 1852 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:21,873 Who are you talking to? 1853 00:58:23,167 --> 00:58:25,210 I have no idea. 1854 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:30,882 I bet you can't sit still and 1855 00:58:27,879 --> 00:58:30,882 be quiet for even one minute. 1856 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,760 I can. 1857 00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,760 Yeah? 1858 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,347 Is this what we're doing now? 1859 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:39,724 A little quiet 1860 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:39,724 contest? Okay. 1861 00:58:39,724 --> 00:58:41,768 [ Sighs ] 1862 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:47,774 [ Clicks ] 1863 00:58:45,730 --> 00:58:47,774 ♪ [ Organ ] 1864 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,901 -♪ [ Continues ] 1865 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,901 - Wait a minute! 1866 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:52,654 These are not game tapes. 1867 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:52,654 Wait. 1868 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,656 Oh, my God! 1869 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:54,656 Let me have that. 1870 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,533 I know what this is. 1871 00:58:54,656 --> 00:58:56,533 Darian? 1872 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:59,077 I can't believe 1873 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:59,077 you watch this. 1874 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:59,077 I wasn't watch-- 1875 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:02,998 Santa Cruz watcher. 1876 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:02,998 [ Laughs ] 1877 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:07,252 [ Woman ] 1878 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:07,252 Don't make me do this. Can't 1879 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:07,252 you see this is torture for me? 1880 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:11,048 [ Man ] 1881 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:11,048 Don't you know every moment 1882 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:11,048 away from your bed... 1883 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,008 is another moment 1884 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,008 of hell for me? 1885 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,093 Um-- 1886 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,093 I'm sorry. 1887 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,095 No, it's fine. 1888 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:17,095 No, I'm sorry. 1889 00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:19,223 It's totally fine. 1890 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:25,354 I always do that. 1891 00:59:22,226 --> 00:59:25,354 I always do that. 1892 00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:27,731 You always do what? 1893 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:31,402 Women-- Drugs, women. 1894 00:59:31,402 --> 00:59:34,738 I mean, just leap 1895 00:59:31,402 --> 00:59:34,738 before you think. 1896 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,614 So-- 1897 00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,614 Not you. I mean-- 1898 00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:41,619 What are you saying? 1899 00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:41,619 What, you were trying 1900 00:59:36,614 --> 00:59:41,619 to snort me? 1901 00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:43,872 [ Woman On TV ] 1902 00:59:41,619 --> 00:59:43,872 Turn it off, Darian. 1903 00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:46,583 Yeah, maybe. 1904 00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:46,583 Mmm. 1905 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,295 What a perfect opportunity 1906 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,295 to thank him 1907 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,295 for curing your cancer. 1908 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:55,175 If I'd known he was 1909 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:55,175 going to save your life 1910 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:55,175 just to join it with his, 1911 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:57,719 I'd would have 1912 00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:57,719 preferred you died! 1913 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:01,681 [ Eddie ] 1914 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:01,681 Pretty good show once you 1915 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:01,681 get to know everybody in it. 1916 01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:04,476 So who sent you 1917 01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:04,476 all those balls? 1918 01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:09,731 My agent. 1919 01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:09,731 Yeah? 1920 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:13,485 He's trying 1921 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:13,485 to psyche me up. 1922 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:13,485 Oh, for next season? 1923 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:16,988 Well, for there to be 1924 01:00:13,485 --> 01:00:16,988 a next season, yeah. 1925 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,699 Why, you thinking 1926 01:00:16,988 --> 01:00:19,699 about retiring? 1927 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:24,121 I don't know. 1928 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:24,121 Might have to. 1929 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:24,121 Got to quit 1930 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:24,121 sometime. 1931 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,706 I'm not 22 anymore. 1932 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:29,751 Plus, you know, 1933 01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:29,751 maybe a more normal life. 1934 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:35,006 Might be a lot 1935 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:35,006 less pressure. 1936 01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:35,006 I understand. 1937 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:39,136 Marry a cute girl, 1938 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:39,136 move to the suburbs, 1939 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:39,136 spend your weekends mowing. 1940 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,971 You'll never want 1941 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,971 to do coke again. 1942 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,474 - [ Woman ] Are you okay? 1943 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:43,474 - [ Man ] These headaches. 1944 01:00:43,474 --> 01:00:45,559 [ Groans ] 1945 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:49,729 [ Screaming ] 1946 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:49,729 Oh, God! 1947 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:49,729 Darian? Darian? 1948 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:54,318 What the hell is he 1949 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:54,318 doing here? What? 1950 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:57,862 Get an ambulance. 1951 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:57,862 He has meningioma astrocytoma. 1952 01:00:57,862 --> 01:01:01,783 - What is it? 1953 01:00:57,862 --> 01:01:01,783 - [ Sighs ] 1954 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:04,328 A tiny little cluster 1955 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:04,328 of brain tumors. 1956 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,414 - Tiny clusters? 1957 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:07,414 - He's very sick. 1958 01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:10,626 - [ Darian Crying ] 1959 01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:10,626 - [ Groaning ] 1960 01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:13,170 [ Groaning Continues ] 1961 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,797 [ Betty On P.A. ] 1962 01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,797 Attention all patients. 1963 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:20,552 Tonight's lecture is 1964 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:20,552 "What's Wrong With Celebrating 1965 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:20,552 Sobriety By Getting Drunk." 1966 01:01:20,552 --> 01:01:23,221 Hey. Give it to her. 1967 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:26,558 - Just give it to her. 1968 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:26,558 - [ Shrieks ] 1969 01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:32,022 Oh, my God. 1970 01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:32,022 Where did you get this? Guys, 1971 01:01:26,558 --> 01:01:32,022 this is the soap opera I watch. 1972 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,441 You watch my soap? 1973 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,441 Yeah. 1974 01:01:34,441 --> 01:01:36,568 Eddie, you surprise me. 1975 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:39,571 I only work every fifth day. 1976 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:39,571 How else am I supposed 1977 01:01:36,568 --> 01:01:39,571 to do with my time? 1978 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:42,324 Well, thank you very much. 1979 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:46,161 Sometimes I like to read, 1980 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:46,161 you know, literature, 1981 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:46,161 stuff like that. 1982 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:49,039 Your betting is what lost you 1983 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:49,039 your money and my respect. 1984 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,791 [ Grunts ] 1985 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,791 I love you. 1986 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,793 [ Mutters ] 1987 01:01:55,629 --> 01:02:01,301 Mom? Dr. Griffin? 1988 01:01:55,629 --> 01:02:01,301 What are you doing here? 1989 01:02:01,301 --> 01:02:05,763 Darian, we've come to tell you 1990 01:02:01,301 --> 01:02:05,763 something about... Falcon. 1991 01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:10,477 Darian, it looks like I may be 1992 01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:10,477 carrying Falcon's child. 1993 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:15,065 What do you want to bet 1994 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:15,065 that child turns out to 1995 01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:15,065 have a gambling problem? 1996 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,735 [ Groans ] 1997 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,735 Oh, no! 1998 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,154 It's just another 1999 01:02:18,735 --> 01:02:21,154 tiny cluster. 2000 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,989 Do something! 2001 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:26,117 It's just a little tiny cluster. 2002 01:02:22,989 --> 01:02:26,117 It'll be over in a minute. 2003 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,079 He'll get over it. 2004 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,079 Falcon will be back 2005 01:02:26,117 --> 01:02:29,079 better than ever. 2006 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:32,624 No, Falcon's 2007 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:32,624 leaving the show. 2008 01:02:29,079 --> 01:02:32,624 He's having brain clusters. 2009 01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:34,376 Maybe it's more than 2010 01:02:32,624 --> 01:02:34,376 a little cluster. 2011 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:38,129 - [ Eddie ] I hate that mother. 2012 01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:38,129 - [ Andrea ] I love her. 2013 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,465 You do? 2014 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,465 I think she's hilarious. 2015 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:44,428 Okay, I want you to talk 2016 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:44,428 to Gwen and be specific. 2017 01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:47,723 Pick one incident. 2018 01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:51,435 You ruined my wedding. 2019 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:54,312 And when that happened, 2020 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:54,312 how did you feel? 2021 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:57,608 How do you think 2022 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:57,608 it made me feel? 2023 01:02:57,608 --> 01:03:00,193 Tell her. 2024 01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:05,574 I-I'm trying to explain here, 2025 01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:05,574 okay? I mean, you asked me, 2026 01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:05,574 so I'm just-- 2027 01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:08,577 She shows up drunk, 2028 01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:12,163 stumbles through 2029 01:03:08,577 --> 01:03:12,163 the entire ceremony, 2030 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,291 and after, at the reception, 2031 01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,291 she gets up... 2032 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:19,588 and in front of my friends, 2033 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:19,588 my new in-laws, 2034 01:03:19,588 --> 01:03:21,757 she gives this toast that was-- 2035 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,509 What toast? 2036 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,509 Gwen, let your sister talk. 2037 01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:28,096 What toast? 2038 01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:30,390 "Well, not everybody 2039 01:03:28,096 --> 01:03:30,390 can be perfect, 2040 01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,809 [ Gwen's Voice Overlapping ] 2041 01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,809 but at least 2042 01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,809 some of us can try." 2043 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:35,437 [ Clears Throat ] 2044 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:39,983 We all know that grown-ups 2045 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:39,983 have to make compromises, 2046 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:43,987 and Lily is very, 2047 01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:43,987 very grown up, 2048 01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:47,157 so that's what she did. 2049 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:51,328 She said, "Is Andrew... 2050 01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:55,540 "the very best man for me... 2051 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,834 "on this earth? 2052 01:03:58,794 --> 01:04:03,548 No! And I mean, no!" 2053 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:08,052 She says, "I'm not getting 2054 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:08,052 any younger. He makes 2055 01:04:03,548 --> 01:04:08,052 a hell of a lot of money, 2056 01:04:08,052 --> 01:04:11,306 so I'll marry 2057 01:04:08,052 --> 01:04:11,306 the little sucker." 2058 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:14,142 [ Laughs ] 2059 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:14,142 To Lily! 2060 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,520 And her little... sucker! 2061 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,605 That's not what happened. 2062 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:23,485 Oh, and you think 2063 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:23,485 your memory of that day 2064 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:23,485 is somehow better than mine? 2065 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,987 I don't think so. 2066 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,987 Let's try to stick 2067 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,987 with the format. 2068 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:30,784 I'm sticking to the format. 2069 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:30,784 I'm just trying to give you 2070 01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:30,784 a picture here. 2071 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:35,872 And she walks around 2072 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:35,872 like some victim. 2073 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:40,210 Like life just handed her 2074 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:40,210 this raw deal. 2075 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,587 Well, you know, 2076 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:42,587 my father left, too, 2077 01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:45,298 and my mother died 2078 01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:45,298 when I was little too. 2079 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:49,594 You don't see me using 2080 01:04:45,298 --> 01:04:49,594 that as some excuse... 2081 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:53,515 to completely abandon 2082 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:53,515 all self-control 2083 01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:53,515 and indulge myself-- 2084 01:04:53,515 --> 01:04:56,184 Indulge? 2085 01:04:53,515 --> 01:04:56,184 You think I like this? 2086 01:04:56,184 --> 01:05:00,188 We've gotten off track here. 2087 01:04:56,184 --> 01:05:00,188 Lily. Lily. 2088 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:04,984 Think about Gwen's 2089 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:04,984 behavior at your wedding and 2090 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:04,984 tell her now how you feel. 2091 01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:07,987 Yeah, Lily, 2092 01:05:04,984 --> 01:05:07,987 how does it make you feel? 2093 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:14,911 This is just-- This is-- 2094 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,207 I don't need this. 2095 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,207 [ Paper Rustles ] 2096 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:21,877 I have a life. 2097 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,881 [ Screen Door Opens ] 2098 01:05:25,881 --> 01:05:28,007 Lily, wait for me! 2099 01:05:28,007 --> 01:05:30,051 Beat ya. 2100 01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:32,846 [ Scoffs ] 2101 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,433 [ Person Grunts ] 2102 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,433 [ Thudding ] 2103 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,622 What are you doing? 2104 01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:13,720 Great. Another 2105 01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:13,720 thing I suck at. 2106 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:17,891 Hold on. Gwen, hey, please. 2107 01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,477 Come here a second. 2108 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,396 What? 2109 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,396 What were you 2110 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,396 thinking about? 2111 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:27,609 When you threw the ball, 2112 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:27,609 what were you thinking about? 2113 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:31,070 I don't know. 2114 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:31,070 The mating habits 2115 01:06:27,609 --> 01:06:31,070 of African ants. 2116 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,490 I don't know. 2117 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,490 The striped thing. 2118 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,784 You were thinking about 2119 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,784 hitting the mattress. 2120 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,784 Yeah. 2121 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:40,079 It might sound funny to you, 2122 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:40,079 but that's all wrong. 2123 01:06:35,784 --> 01:06:40,079 Oh, good. 2124 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:44,375 You get locked in on the strike 2125 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:44,375 zone, next thing you know, it's 2126 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:44,375 looking the size of a peanut. 2127 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:49,547 You're thinking, "Damn. I gotta 2128 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:49,547 get that little ball in there?" 2129 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,800 You've psyched yourself 2130 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,800 right out of the game. 2131 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:56,638 Strike zone, the call, 2132 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:56,638 the count, the batter, 2133 01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:56,638 forget all that. 2134 01:06:56,638 --> 01:07:01,309 You got to think 2135 01:06:56,638 --> 01:07:01,309 about the little things, 2136 01:06:56,638 --> 01:07:01,309 the things you can control. 2137 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:06,147 You can control your stance, 2138 01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:06,147 your balance, your release, 2139 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:08,525 your follow-through. 2140 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:12,737 When I think about 2141 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:12,737 those little things 2142 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:12,737 and only those little things-- 2143 01:07:15,991 --> 01:07:20,578 You know, I mean, 2144 01:07:15,991 --> 01:07:20,578 'cause when you-- 2145 01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:24,415 When you let go 2146 01:07:20,578 --> 01:07:24,415 of the ball, it's over. 2147 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:28,044 You don't have any say 2148 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:28,044 in what happens down there. 2149 01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:28,044 That's somebody else's job. 2150 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,590 I want you to try this. 2151 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,590 I don't want to try it. 2152 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,468 - I'm just curious. 2153 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,468 - I don't want to do it. 2154 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,221 I just want to see 2155 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,221 how you hold it. 2156 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,221 Just hold it. Don't grab it. 2157 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,682 Don't grab it. 2158 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,682 Look at it. Look at it. 2159 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:45,603 Hold it like an egg. 2160 01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:45,603 Loose. Easy. All right? 2161 01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:49,065 Let me just get a look at it 2162 01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:49,065 from over here. 2163 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:52,527 Let me just get a look 2164 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:52,527 at it from over here. 2165 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:57,824 All right now, I want you 2166 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:57,824 to throw it over here 2167 01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:57,824 nice and easy. 2168 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,326 Point at me 2169 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:00,326 with your left hand. 2170 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:03,413 I want you to throw it 2171 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:03,413 where you're pointin' at. 2172 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:05,874 That was better. 2173 01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:09,794 You nutted the batter, and the 2174 01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:09,794 other team's rushin' the mound 2175 01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:09,794 to beat the crap out of you. 2176 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:13,548 Try it again. Heads up. 2177 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:13,548 Do it again. 2178 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:17,260 - This time, shut your eyes. 2179 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:17,260 - What? 2180 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,512 - Just shut your eyes. 2181 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,512 - So weird. 2182 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:21,222 Fire away. 2183 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:24,768 Right there. 2184 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:24,768 That is a strike in any country. 2185 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:27,062 Yeah? 2186 01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:27,062 You're a natural. 2187 01:08:27,062 --> 01:08:29,105 [ Chuckles ] 2188 01:08:30,941 --> 01:08:34,069 [ Coughing ] 2189 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:49,042 Come on. Come on. 2190 01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:59,636 Folks, the definition 2191 01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:59,636 of insanity... 2192 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:02,263 is repeating the same behavior 2193 01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:02,263 over and over again, 2194 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:04,390 expecting different results. 2195 01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,643 Thank you. 2196 01:09:04,390 --> 01:09:06,643 [ Horse Blows Raspberry ] 2197 01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,730 I have a question. 2198 01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,730 [ Cornell ] 2199 01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:10,730 Yeah? 2200 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:13,691 Once we all leave, 2201 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:13,691 we have needs... 2202 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:19,530 that are going to need 2203 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:19,530 to be filled by people 2204 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:19,530 physically at times. 2205 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:25,328 How and when can we do that? 2206 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:25,328 Not how, just when? 2207 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:25,328 I know. 2208 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:30,291 Lots of people in recovery 2209 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:30,291 want to know when's 2210 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:30,291 a good time to start dating. 2211 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:35,672 My rule of thumb is, when you 2212 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:35,672 get home, get yourself a plant. 2213 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:38,716 I like those spider plants, 2214 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:38,716 but whatever turns you on. 2215 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:41,678 Then in about a year, 2216 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:41,678 get a pet. 2217 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:44,931 If in, say, two years, 2218 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:48,392 the plant and the pet 2219 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:48,392 are still alive, 2220 01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:51,021 then you can start to think 2221 01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:51,021 about having a relationship. 2222 01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:54,607 Thanks. 2223 01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:54,607 [ Group Laughing ] 2224 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,152 I'll be fine. 2225 01:09:54,607 --> 01:09:57,152 I know what to do. 2226 01:09:57,152 --> 01:10:01,531 Don't drink. Go to meetings. 2227 01:09:57,152 --> 01:10:01,531 Find a sponsor. Ask for help. 2228 01:09:57,152 --> 01:10:01,531 Right. 2229 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:07,120 Don't drink. Go to meetings. 2230 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:07,120 Find a sponsor. Ask for help. 2231 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,622 [ Group ] 2232 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,622 ♪ Happy trails to you ♪ 2233 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:12,709 ♪ Keep smiling until then ♪ 2234 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:16,796 ♪ Who cares about the clouds 2235 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:16,796 if we're together ♪ 2236 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:21,092 [ Woman ] 2237 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:21,092 ♪ Just sing a song 2238 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:21,092 and bring the sunny-- ♪ 2239 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:23,594 I hope he makes it. 2240 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:26,389 Well, only statistically 2241 01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:26,389 three out of ten of us will. 2242 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:31,769 In a way, it's good for us 2243 01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:31,769 if he goes back to using. 2244 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:35,815 [ Scoffs ] 2245 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:35,815 God. 2246 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:35,815 Oddswise. 2247 01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:40,653 [ Horse Whinnies ] 2248 01:10:35,815 --> 01:10:40,653 [ Chickens Clucking ] 2249 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:45,658 [ Sighs ] 2250 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:45,658 God, I love afternoons 2251 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:45,658 like this. 2252 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:47,911 Do you know what's missing 2253 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:47,911 from this afternoon? 2254 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,415 That I don't have a very dry 2255 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,415 vodka martini with two olives 2256 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,415 in a chilled glass. 2257 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,709 I miss that. 2258 01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:57,378 Lately I've been 2259 01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:57,378 lying awake at night... 2260 01:10:57,378 --> 01:11:01,174 thinking of the dumb-ass things 2261 01:10:57,378 --> 01:11:01,174 I've done when I was messed up. 2262 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:03,760 One night last year at dinner, 2263 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,636 I threw up 2264 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,636 all over my glazed ham. 2265 01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:08,681 Then I was thinkin' 2266 01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:08,681 maybe nobody noticed. 2267 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,101 I don't think of it 2268 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,101 as a garnish. 2269 01:11:11,101 --> 01:11:14,395 I'm a winner. Oh, God. 2270 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,814 You know what 2271 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,814 the worst one was for me? 2272 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:20,735 My best friend 2273 01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:20,735 in the whole world-- 2274 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:24,697 Grew up playing ball, 2275 01:11:20,735 --> 01:11:24,697 huntin' and fishin'. 2276 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:28,659 One Sunday morning he walks in 2277 01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:28,659 on me and his wife in bed. 2278 01:11:30,327 --> 01:11:33,123 You never live 2279 01:11:30,327 --> 01:11:33,123 that one down. 2280 01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:36,292 Tell me one of yours. 2281 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,586 Excuse me? 2282 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:41,464 What's the worst thing 2283 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:41,464 you ever did when 2284 01:11:38,586 --> 01:11:41,464 you were messed up? 2285 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:45,176 Oh, uh, I don't know. 2286 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:48,304 Come on. Give me a couple. 2287 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:48,304 I'll pick one. 2288 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,389 I don't really remember-- 2289 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,642 I just told you 2290 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,642 stuff that's-- 2291 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:57,188 Hey, I'm a drunk. 2292 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:57,188 Drunks forget everything. 2293 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:57,188 Come on. 2294 01:11:57,188 --> 01:12:02,026 Why? So I can recount the last 2295 01:11:57,188 --> 01:12:02,026 15 disgusting years of my life 2296 01:11:57,188 --> 01:12:02,026 to humiliate myself? 2297 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:04,112 No, thanks. 2298 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:04,112 Yeah, why not? 2299 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:06,614 Because I don't feel like it. 2300 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:06,614 I don't feel like 2301 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:06,614 talking about it. 2302 01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:08,658 You too good for me? 2303 01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:08,658 Are you dense? 2304 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,702 Did your mother 2305 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,702 drop you on your head? 2306 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:11,702 What? I said no! 2307 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,997 I don't wanna talk about it. 2308 01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:13,997 Just drop it. 2309 01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:31,806 God, it's so hard. 2310 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:35,726 Oh, you're a doctor. 2311 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:35,726 That's the way 2312 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:35,726 it's supposed to be. 2313 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,895 There's something 2314 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,895 I want-- 2315 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,895 Shh! 2316 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,940 We carry our own bags here. 2317 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,940 This isn't the Sheraton. 2318 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,940 Your chores are posted. 2319 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:46,696 We will take the stairs. 2320 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:46,696 I pay you a shitload of money. 2321 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:46,696 I am not doing chores. 2322 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:50,200 Pills. 2323 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:50,200 Booze. 2324 01:12:46,696 --> 01:12:50,200 Coke and sex. 2325 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,494 [ Griffin ] 2326 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,494 We're not going 2327 01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,494 to need any champagne. 2328 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:57,207 It's our daughter Darian, 2329 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:57,207 Deirdre. 2330 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:57,207 Don't worry about Darian. 2331 01:12:57,207 --> 01:13:00,168 I tucked her 2332 01:12:57,207 --> 01:13:00,168 into bed hours ago. 2333 01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:02,920 So did I. 2334 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,173 No. 2335 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,385 No. 2336 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,637 No! 2337 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:14,265 Oh, God! 2338 01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:17,185 It was the most 2339 01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:17,185 unbelievable episode. 2340 01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:17,185 I wish you'd seen it. 2341 01:13:17,185 --> 01:13:21,147 Everyone was 2342 01:13:17,185 --> 01:13:21,147 losing their mind. 2343 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:26,361 What are you doing? 2344 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:26,361 Packing. 2345 01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:26,361 What does it look like? 2346 01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:31,532 Why? You're not leaving 2347 01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:31,532 for another couple of days. 2348 01:13:26,361 --> 01:13:31,532 So? I am leaving. 2349 01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:33,951 Might as well get ready. 2350 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:38,414 There's no point in making 2351 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:38,414 this room homey when I'm only 2352 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:38,414 going to be here 42 more hours. 2353 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,792 There's 20 minutes 2354 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,792 left of curfew. 2355 01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,792 Let's get some ice cream. 2356 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:44,337 Satisfy that sugar craving 2357 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:44,337 of yours. 2358 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:46,422 No, thanks. 2359 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,969 You don't have 2360 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,969 to do this, you know. 2361 01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:54,097 Do what? 2362 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,602 How do you know 2363 01:13:57,308 --> 01:13:59,602 what I have to do? 2364 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:02,355 Have you ever 2365 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:02,355 left rehab before? 2366 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:02,355 No, but I-- 2367 01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,565 "But" nothing. 2368 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:06,483 You've never left rehab 2369 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:06,483 before, so you don't know 2370 01:14:04,565 --> 01:14:06,483 what you're talking about. 2371 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:09,779 True, but I have been a part of 2372 01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:09,779 some very emotional sing-outs-- 2373 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,907 That's right. You sang 2374 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:12,907 "Lean On Me," a few times. 2375 01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:14,992 It's the stupidest 2376 01:14:12,907 --> 01:14:14,992 freaking cheesy song ever. 2377 01:14:14,992 --> 01:14:18,495 My mistake then. 2378 01:14:14,992 --> 01:14:18,495 You must know about leaving 2379 01:14:14,992 --> 01:14:18,495 rehab better than anyone. 2380 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:36,639 Oh! I got an eyelash. 2381 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:40,393 Make a wish. 2382 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:40,393 Custody of my kids. 2383 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:43,104 [ Man ] 2384 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:43,104 Sobriety. 2385 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:48,818 Oh, come on, baby. 2386 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:48,818 We all want that. 2387 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:48,818 Think of something else. 2388 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:52,322 My foreskin back. 2389 01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:56,951 No one asked me 2390 01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:56,951 before they took it. 2391 01:14:52,322 --> 01:14:56,951 They just took it. 2392 01:14:56,951 --> 01:15:02,665 [ Man ] 2393 01:14:56,951 --> 01:15:02,665 Way to share, Gerhardt. 2394 01:14:56,951 --> 01:15:02,665 Way to share. 2395 01:15:02,665 --> 01:15:06,585 [ Woman ] 2396 01:15:02,665 --> 01:15:06,585 Okay, here we go. 2397 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:11,424 [ Woman ] 2398 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:11,424 All gone. 2399 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:47,001 [ Machine Whirring ] 2400 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,086 Hey! Read the sign. 2401 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:52,756 Oh, Betty, 2402 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:52,756 where is the love, huh? 2403 01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:57,970 Daniel, wow. 2404 01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:57,970 Guzzling Gwen. 2405 01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,431 Hey, what happened? 2406 01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:04,018 This? 2407 01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:04,018 I honest to God don't know. 2408 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:08,898 Well, um, 2409 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:08,898 it's really nice to see you. 2410 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:13,069 Hey, get a room. 2411 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:13,069 Ah! Oh, my God! 2412 01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:13,069 It's a joke! 2413 01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:15,821 It's a miracle. 2414 01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:15,821 Ooh, you know what. 2415 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,991 I could really use 2416 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,991 your medical expertise. 2417 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:18,991 You got a second? 2418 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:21,952 I got a second. 2419 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:25,789 Use a condom. 2420 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:25,789 Ah! Two! 2421 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:25,789 Two in one day! 2422 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:33,506 Gerhardt? Gerhardt. 2423 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:38,094 Hey, um, I wrote this 2424 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:38,094 for Andrea's going away, 2425 01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:38,094 and that is for you. 2426 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,304 Am I the lead? 2427 01:16:38,094 --> 01:16:40,304 Yes. 2428 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:42,598 If you could do 2429 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:42,598 that right there, 2430 01:16:40,304 --> 01:16:42,598 that would be great. 2431 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,767 I should direct this. 2432 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,395 You don't want me. 2433 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,395 I do want you. 2434 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,395 You're gonna be great. 2435 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:50,647 Gwen, I'll ruin it. 2436 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:50,647 Bobbie Jean, 2437 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:50,647 you get to wear lipstick. 2438 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:55,152 Really? 2439 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:55,152 Yeah, yeah, so just think, 2440 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:55,152 uh, think Meryl Streep. 2441 01:16:55,152 --> 01:17:00,241 Think Cry In The Dark. 2442 01:16:55,152 --> 01:17:00,241 Remember? 2443 01:16:55,152 --> 01:17:00,241 "A dingo stole my baby." 2444 01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:04,120 Andrea D., mail pickup 2445 01:17:00,241 --> 01:17:04,120 at the Parker cabin, main room. 2446 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,540 Okay, go. Go, go, go. 2447 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,540 Come on. 2448 01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:15,923 Gerhardt, come on! 2449 01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:15,923 Oh, all right. Okay. 2450 01:17:12,211 --> 01:17:15,923 [ Grunts ] 2451 01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:23,473 Watch the phone. 2452 01:17:20,303 --> 01:17:23,473 [ Grunts ] 2453 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:26,267 Somebody sent you 2454 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:26,267 a cute little monkey. 2455 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:29,145 We used to make those here. 2456 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:29,145 They're real easy. 2457 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:33,649 You just take a string, 2458 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:33,649 tie it around the toes. 2459 01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:33,649 Becomes the head. 2460 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:37,153 Hey! Come here. 2461 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:37,153 And the arms-- 2462 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:40,990 Okay, so sit down. 2463 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:47,204 Hello, everybody. 2464 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:47,204 My name's Gwen. 2465 01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:51,041 Uh, I'm an alcoholic 2466 01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:51,041 and an addict, 2467 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:53,127 but I guess 2468 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:53,127 you already know that. 2469 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:58,508 In honor of Andrea's departure, 2470 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:58,508 instead of singing 2471 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:58,508 "Lean On Me" yet again, 2472 01:17:58,508 --> 01:18:04,180 uh, we have our own version 2473 01:17:58,508 --> 01:18:04,180 of Santa Cruz, Andrea. 2474 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:07,933 I hope you like it. 2475 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:12,563 [ Daniel ] 2476 01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:12,563 And now, Santa Booze. 2477 01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:14,940 ♪ [ Santa Cruz Theme ] 2478 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:25,993 ♪ [ Stops ] 2479 01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:30,373 "Oh, Falcon, I am so afraid. 2480 01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:30,373 When they find I have taken 2481 01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:30,373 you out of the hospital, 2482 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:33,459 Mother and Dr. Griffin Hartley 2483 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:33,459 are sure to come here. 2484 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:35,670 What will we do? 2485 01:18:35,670 --> 01:18:39,131 "If I can't be without--" 2486 01:18:35,670 --> 01:18:39,131 "With you--" 2487 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:43,886 "If I can't be with you, 2488 01:18:39,131 --> 01:18:43,886 I would rather be dead." 2489 01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:46,263 [ Crowd Murmurs ] 2490 01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:46,263 Oh! 2491 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:49,975 "But, dear God, 2492 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:49,975 the tiny clusters of tumors 2493 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:49,975 in my brain." 2494 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:54,355 "Oh, God, the tiny 2495 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:54,355 little clusters of tumors in 2496 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:54,355 his brain! Somebody help! 2497 01:18:54,355 --> 01:18:56,566 Oh, God!" 2498 01:18:56,566 --> 01:18:58,901 "Wait. I have some pills that-- 2499 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:02,446 Mmm! I'm okay. 2500 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:02,446 It's okay. I'm okay!" 2501 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:05,533 "Oh, Falcon. Hold me." 2502 01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:07,784 [ Laughing ] 2503 01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:10,538 "Hey, Falcon. 2504 01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:10,538 I knew we'd find 2505 01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:10,538 you two together." 2506 01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:13,749 My arm. 2507 01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:13,749 [ Bobbie Jean ] 2508 01:19:10,538 --> 01:19:13,749 "Falcon, Darian. 2509 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:17,336 Your lover 2510 01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:17,336 is also your sister." 2511 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:20,089 [ Gasps ] 2512 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:20,089 "No!" 2513 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:22,592 - "It's not possible." 2514 01:19:20,089 --> 01:19:22,592 - "It is not possible." 2515 01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:27,846 "Deirdre, darling, 2516 01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:27,846 I have some bad news. 2517 01:19:22,592 --> 01:19:27,846 Your daughter Darian, 2518 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:33,310 Falcon's lover and sister, 2519 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:33,310 is also carrying my baby." 2520 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,020 - "No!" 2521 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:35,020 - "No!" 2522 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:39,316 "Oh, God! Get outta here! 2523 01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:39,316 Get outta here!" 2524 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:41,944 "All right. I got no problem 2525 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:41,944 gettin' out of here." 2526 01:19:39,316 --> 01:19:41,944 "Go!" 2527 01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:44,196 I'll do this. 2528 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:47,032 What are you doing? 2529 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:47,032 I'm just improvising. 2530 01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:47,032 They do that on soaps. 2531 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,492 Ow. 2532 01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:48,492 Sorry. 2533 01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:50,453 What are you doing? 2534 01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:50,453 Improvising. 2535 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:54,457 Go with it. 2536 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:54,457 "Oh, but, no, my tumors!" 2537 01:19:54,457 --> 01:19:56,833 "It's the, uh, melio-- meli--" 2538 01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:59,211 "Melagioma nestocytroma." 2539 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:02,839 Well, whatever. 2540 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:02,839 "Look, I'm sorry. 2541 01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:02,839 There's nothing I can do." 2542 01:20:02,839 --> 01:20:05,342 What are you doing? 2543 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:08,929 It says in the script 2544 01:20:05,342 --> 01:20:08,929 that we're supposed to kiss. 2545 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:13,684 Uh, Andrea, 2546 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:13,684 I like ya. Bon voyage. 2547 01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:13,684 I'm not kissing Gerhardt. 2548 01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:17,104 "Okay, everybody, excellent 2549 01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:17,104 work. Excellent work. 2550 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,315 "That was really good sharing. 2551 01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,315 I really enjoyed that. 2552 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:22,318 Good use of feeling words 2553 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:22,318 and all that. Give me more." 2554 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,738 - "Who are you?" 2555 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,738 - "I'm Evelyn. Don't 2556 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:25,738 you recognize the hat? 2557 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,907 "Okay, but seeing 2558 01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,907 as you're all addicts-- 2559 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:33,370 "drugs, sex, the same 2560 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:33,370 story line for 16 years-- 2561 01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:37,040 "here are some therapeutic tools 2562 01:20:33,370 --> 01:20:37,040 to keep you going. 2563 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:42,588 Sometimes you gotta kiss ass 2564 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:42,588 before you can kick it." 2565 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:46,383 "It's the engine that kills ya, 2566 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:46,383 not the caboose." 2567 01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:50,846 "Make love, not war." 2568 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,891 "Don't ever be someone's slogan, 2569 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,891 'cause you are poetry." 2570 01:20:56,727 --> 01:20:59,021 Thank you. 2571 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:00,815 You're welcome. 2572 01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:05,902 [ Gwen ] 2573 01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:05,902 Hey! 2574 01:21:05,902 --> 01:21:10,574 Missed a damn fine show. 2575 01:21:05,902 --> 01:21:10,574 All your favorite characters 2576 01:21:05,902 --> 01:21:10,574 were there. 2577 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,868 I'm happy for ya. 2578 01:21:18,332 --> 01:21:20,584 You can't still 2579 01:21:18,332 --> 01:21:20,584 be mad at me. 2580 01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:24,380 Listen, I'm sorry 2581 01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:24,380 I said that. 2582 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:28,843 You're not dense. 2583 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:28,843 You're great. 2584 01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:34,431 That's why I didn't want 2585 01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:34,431 to rehash my entire disgusting 2586 01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:34,431 history in front of you, 2587 01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:38,644 because-- because... 2588 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,604 it-- 2589 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:48,612 And what you're think-- 2590 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:48,612 You'll just-- 2591 01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:52,449 I know people's perceptions 2592 01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:52,449 of girls who screw 2593 01:21:48,612 --> 01:21:52,449 other girls' boyfriends. 2594 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:56,912 I know what the world's 2595 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:56,912 perception is on somebody 2596 01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:56,912 who goes into a bar... 2597 01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:00,708 and realizes five hours later 2598 01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:00,708 that I've left my three-year-old 2599 01:21:56,912 --> 01:22:00,708 godson in the back of the car. 2600 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:04,628 People don't like 2601 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:04,628 people like that. 2602 01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:04,628 I don't like people like that. 2603 01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:07,882 Those are just things you've 2604 01:22:04,628 --> 01:22:07,882 done, not who you are. 2605 01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:10,509 People make mistakes, 2606 01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:10,509 you know? 2607 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:14,764 Who you are is just fine, 2608 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:14,764 more than fine. 2609 01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:22,897 Hey! 2610 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:27,568 Hey, Jasper? 2611 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:27,568 What are you doing here? 2612 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:27,568 I was looking for you. 2613 01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:30,446 Successfully 2614 01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:30,446 as it turns out. 2615 01:22:27,568 --> 01:22:30,446 Yeah. 2616 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,574 I meant, why aren't you 2617 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,574 at your parents' house? 2618 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:33,574 Oh, that. 2619 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:35,492 I realized what with them 2620 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:35,492 both completely senile... 2621 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,369 I could call them in a week, 2622 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,369 thank them for the great time. 2623 01:22:37,369 --> 01:22:39,622 They'll probably think 2624 01:22:37,369 --> 01:22:39,622 I made the trip. 2625 01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:42,750 I thought you 2626 01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:42,750 might be lonely. 2627 01:22:39,622 --> 01:22:42,750 Oh, this is Eddie. 2628 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:47,296 He's a patient here, 2629 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:47,296 and he's from Oklahoma. 2630 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,757 How do you do, Eddie 2631 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,757 from Oklahoma? I'm Jasper. 2632 01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:54,177 Well, I'll leave 2633 01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:54,177 you guys to it then. 2634 01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:57,139 I don't know about that. 2635 01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:57,139 Let's think this through. 2636 01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:00,267 The way I see it 2637 01:22:57,139 --> 01:23:00,267 we got two options here. 2638 01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:03,228 Scenario number one. 2639 01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:03,228 We let Eddie from Oklahoma 2640 01:23:00,267 --> 01:23:03,228 head off to the showers, 2641 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:07,149 wash off all that very manly 2642 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:07,149 sweat, and you and I bullshit 2643 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:07,149 our way through the afternoon. 2644 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:11,612 Or, we could acknowledge 2645 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:11,612 the awkward situation 2646 01:23:07,149 --> 01:23:11,612 in which we find ourselves. 2647 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,156 I have no idea 2648 01:23:11,612 --> 01:23:14,156 what you're talking about. 2649 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,827 Gwen's a clear vote 2650 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,827 for scenario number one. 2651 01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:17,827 How about you? 2652 01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:21,705 Care to weigh in? 2653 01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:21,705 Abstaining? Interesting. 2654 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:25,083 I guess that leaves 2655 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:25,083 only me in favor of 2656 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:25,083 calling a spade a spade... 2657 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:29,254 and saying, "Pardon me, 2658 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:29,254 but I'd prefer it if you 2659 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:29,254 wouldn't sleep with my fiancée." 2660 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:30,589 Jasper! 2661 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:33,383 You got the wrong idea 2662 01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:33,383 here, pal. 2663 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:37,471 Don't call me pal. 2664 01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:37,471 I'm not your pal. 2665 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:41,475 Don't treat me like an idiot. 2666 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:41,475 Do me that one courtesy, please, 2667 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:41,475 'cause I'm not that either. 2668 01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:44,854 In fact, I've got 2669 01:23:41,475 --> 01:23:44,854 more brain cells... 2670 01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:47,731 than your entire redneck 2671 01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:47,731 family put together. 2672 01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:49,525 - Jasper, don't be a jerk. 2673 01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:49,525 - Gwen, don't be a slut. 2674 01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:51,861 Hey-- 2675 01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:51,861 Back off, pal. 2676 01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:56,239 - [ Groans ] 2677 01:23:51,861 --> 01:23:56,239 - Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie! 2678 01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:59,368 Go. Go. 2679 01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:04,707 Let me see it. 2680 01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:04,707 Get off! 2681 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:15,843 Come on. 2682 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:15,843 Let's put some ice on it. 2683 01:24:11,046 --> 01:24:15,843 Come on! 2684 01:24:15,843 --> 01:24:18,178 This way. 2685 01:24:45,831 --> 01:24:47,958 Honey, wake up! Andrea! 2686 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:51,086 Somebody! Somebody! 2687 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:51,086 Come! Come! 2688 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:54,590 Gwen? What is it? 2689 01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,800 Go back in your rooms! 2690 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,678 Oh, what did you do? 2691 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,678 Oh, your hands are so cold. 2692 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:02,222 - Somebody! Hurry up! 2693 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:02,222 - What happened? 2694 01:25:02,222 --> 01:25:04,016 She took that. 2695 01:25:02,222 --> 01:25:04,016 Well, what? 2696 01:25:04,016 --> 01:25:06,268 I don't know what this is! 2697 01:25:04,016 --> 01:25:06,268 Get somebody! Hurry! 2698 01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:08,729 We have a medical emergency. 2699 01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:08,729 Send an ambulance right away. 2700 01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:12,148 - Let me in. 2701 01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:12,148 - Get back in your rooms now! 2702 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:24,036 Come on. Jesus. 2703 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:35,756 [ Man ] 2704 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:35,756 ♪ I'd rather be dreaming 2705 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:35,756 than living ♪ 2706 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:38,968 ♪ Living's just too hard to do♪ 2707 01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:44,098 ♪ It's chances, not choices ♪ 2708 01:25:44,098 --> 01:25:47,142 ♪ Noises, not voices ♪ 2709 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:52,481 ♪ A day's just a thing 2710 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:52,481 to get through ♪ 2711 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:56,652 ♪ Living's just 2712 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:56,652 too hard to do ♪ 2713 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:01,406 ♪ Dreams might be pretend ♪ 2714 01:26:01,406 --> 01:26:03,951 ♪ But at least dreams end ♪ 2715 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:09,123 ♪ And I just can't 2716 01:26:03,951 --> 01:26:09,123 stop thinking, you see ♪ 2717 01:26:09,123 --> 01:26:15,004 ♪ Thoughts are 2718 01:26:09,123 --> 01:26:15,004 small comfort to me ♪ 2719 01:26:15,004 --> 01:26:19,549 [ Woman ] 2720 01:26:15,004 --> 01:26:19,549 We as a community have all been 2721 01:26:15,004 --> 01:26:19,549 deeply affected by our loss. 2722 01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:24,513 I'd like to begin 2723 01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:24,513 with how I feel, 2724 01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:24,513 and that's scared, 2725 01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:28,600 because I've heard 2726 01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:28,600 so many people here say, 2727 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:32,938 "I just want to use 2728 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:32,938 one more time." 2729 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:37,860 Andrea's one more time 2730 01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:37,860 was what killed her. 2731 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:41,030 [ Cornell ] 2732 01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:41,030 She didn't kill herself. 2733 01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:43,699 She used. 2734 01:26:41,030 --> 01:26:43,699 She overdosed. 2735 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:49,872 ♪ There's nothing 2736 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:49,872 to hear or to say ♪ 2737 01:26:49,872 --> 01:26:54,334 ♪ With ears covered 2738 01:26:49,872 --> 01:26:54,334 Mouth closed 2739 01:26:49,872 --> 01:26:54,334 The world is opposed ♪ 2740 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:58,547 You or I or anybody 2741 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:58,547 could have done that. 2742 01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:02,134 It's important. 2743 01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:02,134 You need to understand this. 2744 01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:07,014 ♪ There's nothing 2745 01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:07,014 to hear or say ♪ 2746 01:27:10,266 --> 01:27:14,146 [ Phone Ringing ] 2747 01:27:14,146 --> 01:27:16,190 Hello? 2748 01:27:16,190 --> 01:27:20,903 [ Breathing Heavily ] 2749 01:27:16,190 --> 01:27:20,903 Hello? 2750 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:23,363 It's me. 2751 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:23,363 Gwen? 2752 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:26,742 - What happened? 2753 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:26,742 - Lil-- 2754 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:30,120 Are you all right? 2755 01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:30,120 Um-- 2756 01:27:32,789 --> 01:27:34,833 [ Clears Throat ] 2757 01:27:42,298 --> 01:27:44,426 [ Door Opens ] 2758 01:27:42,298 --> 01:27:44,426 [ Metal Jingling ] 2759 01:27:52,101 --> 01:27:54,186 [ Whispers ] 2760 01:28:12,704 --> 01:28:15,124 Gwennie? 2761 01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:17,251 I'm sorry. 2762 01:28:19,669 --> 01:28:22,505 I don't know. It-- 2763 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:28,178 You wanna know 2764 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:28,178 how I feel, Gwen? 2765 01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:31,723 How I always felt around you. 2766 01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:34,935 Small. 2767 01:28:34,935 --> 01:28:38,730 You have this... 2768 01:28:38,730 --> 01:28:40,941 way. 2769 01:28:40,941 --> 01:28:43,693 You know, it's that Mom thing, 2770 01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:46,238 that amazing 2771 01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:46,238 gravitational force. 2772 01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:50,867 Even when she was a mess, 2773 01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:50,867 the world noticed her. 2774 01:28:50,867 --> 01:28:52,995 You have that. 2775 01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:57,916 And I guess... I figured... 2776 01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:00,210 that you always knew that. 2777 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:06,591 I don't know. 2778 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:06,591 When I went back home, 2779 01:29:06,591 --> 01:29:09,845 I started thinking, 2780 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:14,390 and maybe you 2781 01:29:09,845 --> 01:29:14,390 don't know that... 2782 01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:19,188 about yourself, I mean. 2783 01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:23,150 I mean, who would have told you, 2784 01:29:19,188 --> 01:29:23,150 you know? Not me. 2785 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:28,530 The only thing 2786 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:28,530 I ever told you was 2787 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:28,530 what a pain in the ass you were. 2788 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:34,119 Well, I am 2789 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:34,119 a pain in the ass. 2790 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:34,119 Well-- 2791 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:39,833 Even a pain in the ass 2792 01:29:34,119 --> 01:29:39,833 needs someone... 2793 01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:42,627 to take care of them. 2794 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:47,257 I didn't do that. 2795 01:29:48,342 --> 01:29:53,847 I didn't, 2796 01:29:48,342 --> 01:29:53,847 and I should have. 2797 01:29:57,100 --> 01:30:01,271 I should have helped you 2798 01:29:57,100 --> 01:30:01,271 with your homework. 2799 01:30:01,271 --> 01:30:06,109 I should have walked you home 2800 01:30:01,271 --> 01:30:06,109 after school. 2801 01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:10,906 Sometimes I'd be walking with 2802 01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:10,906 my friends, and I'd see you... 2803 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:15,285 half a block ahead, 2804 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:15,285 all alone. 2805 01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:17,746 You were so little. 2806 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:23,417 Well, so were you. 2807 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:23,417 Yeah. 2808 01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:31,301 Well, I never asked 2809 01:30:27,297 --> 01:30:31,301 for help, so-- 2810 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:36,973 But you needed it, 2811 01:30:32,677 --> 01:30:36,973 didn't you? 2812 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:39,684 I mean, everybody does. 2813 01:30:41,395 --> 01:30:43,397 Yep. 2814 01:31:00,247 --> 01:31:03,541 I'm sorry I make it 2815 01:31:00,247 --> 01:31:03,541 so impossible to love me. 2816 01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:08,213 You make it impossible 2817 01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:08,213 for me not to love you, Gwen. 2818 01:31:08,213 --> 01:31:10,257 Oh. 2819 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:35,115 Ninety meetings in 90 days, 2820 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:35,115 and ask for help. 2821 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:35,115 It's always there. 2822 01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:37,951 Anything else? 2823 01:31:35,115 --> 01:31:37,951 Just good-bye. 2824 01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:41,246 It's time! 2825 01:31:41,246 --> 01:31:43,873 ♪ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ♪ 2826 01:31:43,873 --> 01:31:46,793 Oh, my God! 2827 01:31:43,873 --> 01:31:46,793 ♪ Was a good friend of mine ♪ 2828 01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:50,964 ♪ I never understood 2829 01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:50,964 a single word he said ♪ 2830 01:31:50,964 --> 01:31:54,217 ♪ But I helped him 2831 01:31:50,964 --> 01:31:54,217 drink his wine ♪ 2832 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:56,970 ♪ And he always had 2833 01:31:54,217 --> 01:31:56,970 some mighty fine wine ♪ 2834 01:31:56,970 --> 01:31:58,888 Take care, sweetie. 2835 01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:02,184 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 2836 01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:04,560 ♪ All the boys and girls ♪ 2837 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:09,523 ♪ Joy to the fishes 2838 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:09,523 in the deep blue sea ♪ 2839 01:32:09,523 --> 01:32:13,611 ♪ Joy to you and me ♪ 2840 01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:17,449 ♪ If I were the king 2841 01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:17,449 of the world ♪ 2842 01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:21,161 ♪ I'll tell you what I'd do ♪ 2843 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:24,873 ♪ I'd throw away the cars 2844 01:32:21,161 --> 01:32:24,873 and the bars and the wars ♪ 2845 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:28,710 ♪ And I'd make 2846 01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:28,710 sweet love to you ♪ 2847 01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:38,136 Look, I messed up. 2848 01:32:38,136 --> 01:32:42,598 I got riled up, 2849 01:32:38,136 --> 01:32:42,598 and there isn't a lot 2850 01:32:38,136 --> 01:32:42,598 I can do about it right now, 2851 01:32:42,598 --> 01:32:45,310 except I just want 2852 01:32:42,598 --> 01:32:45,310 to say I'm sorry, 2853 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:50,148 and, uh, you know, 2854 01:32:45,310 --> 01:32:50,148 people make mistakes. 2855 01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:53,735 If you can't handle that-- 2856 01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:53,735 If you-- 2857 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:57,739 If you want to decide 2858 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:57,739 that, uh, my messin' up means 2859 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:57,739 I'm not worth bein' your friend, 2860 01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,742 then you're not half as smart 2861 01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,742 as you think you are. 2862 01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:08,500 That guy Jasper-- 2863 01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:08,500 I don't know him, 2864 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:13,587 but I do know that 2865 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:13,587 he is dangerous for you. 2866 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:21,304 ♪ Joy to you and me 2867 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:21,304 Ah, yeah ♪ 2868 01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:25,225 ♪ Joy to the world 2869 01:33:21,304 --> 01:33:25,225 Yeah, yeah ♪ 2870 01:33:25,225 --> 01:33:28,644 ♪ All the boys and girls ♪ 2871 01:33:28,644 --> 01:33:32,148 ♪ Joy to the fishes 2872 01:33:28,644 --> 01:33:32,148 in the deep blue sea ♪ 2873 01:33:32,148 --> 01:33:34,568 ♪ Joy to you and me ♪ 2874 01:33:34,568 --> 01:33:39,906 ♪ Joy to the world 2875 01:33:34,568 --> 01:33:39,906 Yeah, yeah ♪ 2876 01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:43,617 ♪ To all the boys and girls ♪ 2877 01:33:43,617 --> 01:33:47,163 ♪ Joy to the fishes 2878 01:33:43,617 --> 01:33:47,163 in the deep blue sea ♪ 2879 01:33:47,163 --> 01:33:51,585 ♪ Joy to you and me ♪ 2880 01:33:51,585 --> 01:33:54,712 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 2881 01:33:54,712 --> 01:33:57,966 ♪ To all the boys and girls ♪ 2882 01:33:57,966 --> 01:34:01,511 ♪ Joy to the fishes in-- ♪ 2883 01:34:12,606 --> 01:34:15,609 ♪ [ Rock, Faint ] 2884 01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:31,207 Hey. 2885 01:34:35,128 --> 01:34:38,507 Wait. Turkey. 2886 01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:42,385 Meant to be symbolic 2887 01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:42,385 of my behavior last time 2888 01:34:38,507 --> 01:34:42,385 we saw each other. 2889 01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:44,596 I tried to track down 2890 01:34:42,385 --> 01:34:44,596 some roasted asshole, but-- 2891 01:34:46,014 --> 01:34:49,142 Listen, all right? 2892 01:34:46,014 --> 01:34:49,142 I've been thinking about us. 2893 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:51,769 Just to say, I can change, 2894 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:51,769 if you want me to. 2895 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:54,314 We can have a totally 2896 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:54,314 different life together, 2897 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:54,314 all right? 2898 01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:58,360 I'll buy running shoes, 2899 01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:58,360 and we'll take up yoga 2900 01:34:54,314 --> 01:34:58,360 or jogging or-- 2901 01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:01,446 We'll be organized. 2902 01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:01,446 Pay our bills. 2903 01:34:58,360 --> 01:35:01,446 We'll floss our teeth. 2904 01:35:01,446 --> 01:35:04,032 We won't set fire 2905 01:35:01,446 --> 01:35:04,032 to the apartment anymore. 2906 01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:07,076 I'll buy a goldfish. 2907 01:35:04,032 --> 01:35:07,076 We'll be like normal people. 2908 01:35:07,076 --> 01:35:08,995 You hate normal people. 2909 01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:12,081 No, what I hate 2910 01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:12,081 is being without you. 2911 01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:19,214 Oh, come on. 2912 01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:19,214 You don't want to do this 2913 01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:19,214 on your own, do you? 2914 01:35:21,591 --> 01:35:27,180 We have to go. Ten people die, 2915 01:35:21,591 --> 01:35:27,180 but 500 people have an amazing 2916 01:35:21,591 --> 01:35:27,180 time chasing this cheese... 2917 01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:30,099 down this one and two 2918 01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:30,099 gradient in the middle 2919 01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:30,099 of the Cotswolds. 2920 01:35:30,099 --> 01:35:33,311 It's hilarious. 2921 01:35:30,099 --> 01:35:33,311 The only person who died-- died 2922 01:35:30,099 --> 01:35:33,311 last year-- was this old woman. 2923 01:35:33,311 --> 01:35:35,771 Jasper, do you ever shut up? 2924 01:35:35,771 --> 01:35:38,191 I'm sorry. 2925 01:35:38,191 --> 01:35:42,070 But it's just that 2926 01:35:38,191 --> 01:35:42,070 if I'm gonna do this, 2927 01:35:38,191 --> 01:35:42,070 if I'm gonna really-- 2928 01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:44,072 Stay clean and sober, 2929 01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:44,072 as they say in the program. 2930 01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:48,159 Yeah, but 2931 01:35:44,072 --> 01:35:48,159 it's not that simple. 2932 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,871 Everything has to be different, 2933 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,871 just everything. 2934 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,871 Absolutely. 2935 01:35:51,871 --> 01:35:54,999 And that includes us. 2936 01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:59,128 I'm trying to 2937 01:35:54,999 --> 01:35:59,128 change things in me. 2938 01:35:59,128 --> 01:36:01,715 [ Group Laughing ] 2939 01:35:59,128 --> 01:36:01,715 Look who's here. 2940 01:36:01,715 --> 01:36:05,677 - Hey, Marty. 2941 01:36:01,715 --> 01:36:05,677 - Elaine, look. 2942 01:36:05,677 --> 01:36:08,804 Yeah, I was hopin' 2943 01:36:05,677 --> 01:36:08,804 I would find you here! 2944 01:36:08,804 --> 01:36:12,141 My God, she's alive! 2945 01:36:08,804 --> 01:36:12,141 Gwennie's back in action. 2946 01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:15,353 Celebrate with us. 2947 01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:15,353 We got a monster table 2948 01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:15,353 in the back. It'll be fun. 2949 01:36:15,353 --> 01:36:19,232 Excellent idea. 2950 01:36:15,353 --> 01:36:19,232 We're actually in the middle 2951 01:36:15,353 --> 01:36:19,232 of something right now. 2952 01:36:19,232 --> 01:36:21,859 Come on, Gwennie. 2953 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:26,322 Give us a couple of minutes. 2954 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:26,322 We'll be over. 2955 01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:26,322 All right. 2956 01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:31,411 That was 2957 01:36:28,658 --> 01:36:31,411 really embarrassing. 2958 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:50,472 Hey, Gwen. Gwen, 2959 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:50,472 where are you going? 2960 01:36:45,216 --> 01:36:50,472 They're waiting for us. 2961 01:36:50,472 --> 01:36:54,267 Come on, Gwennie. 2962 01:36:50,472 --> 01:36:54,267 We're just going to the back 2963 01:36:50,472 --> 01:36:54,267 bar, have a quick soda water. 2964 01:36:54,267 --> 01:36:58,521 Then we'll go. 2965 01:36:54,267 --> 01:36:58,521 They just want to say 2966 01:36:54,267 --> 01:36:58,521 welcome home. Come on. 2967 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,069 What the hell 2968 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,069 are you doing? 2969 01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:09,658 I don't know. 2970 01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:09,658 I'm just trying to make 2971 01:37:05,069 --> 01:37:09,658 my outsides match my insides. 2972 01:37:09,658 --> 01:37:13,202 Gwen, would you leave 2973 01:37:09,658 --> 01:37:13,202 the horse alone? 2974 01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:16,331 Oh, come on. 2975 01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:16,331 [ Grunts ] 2976 01:37:17,957 --> 01:37:21,419 [ Grunts ] 2977 01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:26,382 [ Sighs ] 2978 01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:26,382 I just need help! 2979 01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:26,382 Right now! 2980 01:37:26,382 --> 01:37:28,842 [ Nickers ] 2981 01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:45,568 I can control 2982 01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:45,568 the little things, 2983 01:37:45,568 --> 01:37:49,030 then I just have to let go, 2984 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:51,658 and it's up 2985 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:51,658 to somebody else. 2986 01:37:56,538 --> 01:38:00,792 [ Nickers ] 2987 01:37:56,538 --> 01:38:00,792 [ Laughs ] 2988 01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:03,795 Well, the hoof's 2989 01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:03,795 looking pretty good, Gwen. 2990 01:38:03,795 --> 01:38:07,131 Yeah. Yeah, it does, 2991 01:38:03,795 --> 01:38:07,131 doesn't it? 2992 01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:08,633 Are we fixed now? 2993 01:38:08,633 --> 01:38:13,555 Oh, not yet, but... 2994 01:38:08,633 --> 01:38:13,555 I'm gettin' there. 2995 01:38:13,555 --> 01:38:15,889 What else are you 2996 01:38:13,555 --> 01:38:15,889 going to do, check his teeth? 2997 01:38:25,525 --> 01:38:28,695 Mmm. Bye, Jasper. 2998 01:38:48,882 --> 01:38:51,008 [ Door Bell Dinging ] 2999 01:38:56,514 --> 01:39:01,269 [ Man ] 3000 01:38:56,514 --> 01:39:01,269 Sir, I can't replace the plant 3001 01:38:56,514 --> 01:39:01,269 just because you killed it. 3002 01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:05,774 I did not kill this plant. 3003 01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:05,774 It was sick or something. 3004 01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:05,774 I gave it everything. 3005 01:39:05,774 --> 01:39:08,443 I was talking to it, 3006 01:39:05,774 --> 01:39:08,443 telling it stories. 3007 01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:10,986 I drew a sketch of it 3008 01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:10,986 and put it on my refrigerator. 3009 01:39:10,986 --> 01:39:14,323 You water it? 3010 01:39:10,986 --> 01:39:14,323 I-- 3011 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:19,370 I have-- It's important 3012 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:19,370 that I did not kill 3013 01:39:14,323 --> 01:39:19,370 this plant, understand? 3014 01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:22,540 If you're saying 3015 01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:22,540 that because that's how 3016 01:39:19,370 --> 01:39:22,540 you're making your excuse, 3017 01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:25,293 you have to understand-- 3018 01:39:25,293 --> 01:39:28,504 You can't mess with-- 3019 01:39:25,293 --> 01:39:28,504 I'm never gonna get laid. 3020 01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:34,968 You obviously don't care, 3021 01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:34,968 and that's one thing 3022 01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:34,968 I do is care. 3023 01:39:34,968 --> 01:39:37,931 I feel sorry for 3024 01:39:34,968 --> 01:39:37,931 all the plants in here. 3025 01:39:37,931 --> 01:39:39,849 I'm going home. 3026 01:39:43,102 --> 01:39:48,023 Oh. I killed the plant. 3027 01:39:48,023 --> 01:39:52,027 It's okay. It's okay. 3028 01:39:48,023 --> 01:39:52,027 I killed the plant. 3029 01:39:52,027 --> 01:39:56,115 It's okay. 3030 01:39:52,027 --> 01:39:56,115 You still have your dog. 3031 01:39:56,115 --> 01:39:58,868 I don't even think 3032 01:39:56,115 --> 01:39:58,868 he likes me. 3033 01:39:58,868 --> 01:40:02,789 I don't wanna-- 3034 01:39:58,868 --> 01:40:02,789 I just-- 3035 01:40:04,373 --> 01:40:08,043 What are you doing here? 3036 01:40:04,373 --> 01:40:08,043 It's so good to see you! 3037 01:40:53,589 --> 01:40:55,424 [ Man ] 3038 01:40:53,589 --> 01:40:55,424 I have no idea. 3039 01:40:57,426 --> 01:40:59,762 It looks like... 3040 01:40:59,762 --> 01:41:03,056 somewhere out in 3041 01:40:59,762 --> 01:41:03,056 the middle of nowhere. 3042 01:41:03,056 --> 01:41:05,267 All I see are trees-- 3043 01:41:03,056 --> 01:41:05,267 No cell phones. 3044 01:41:05,267 --> 01:41:08,938 We carry our own bags here. 3045 01:41:05,267 --> 01:41:08,938 This isn't the Sheraton. 3046 01:41:05,267 --> 01:41:08,938 [ Laughs ] 3047 01:41:12,065 --> 01:41:15,152 Hey, Falcon. 3048 01:41:12,065 --> 01:41:15,152 What? 3049 01:41:15,152 --> 01:41:19,323 Uh, I don't mean 3050 01:41:15,152 --> 01:41:19,323 to bother you, but-- 3051 01:41:15,152 --> 01:41:19,323 Oh! Sheesh! 3052 01:41:19,323 --> 01:41:21,492 [ Betty On P.A. ] 3053 01:41:19,323 --> 01:41:21,492 Don't miss tonight's lecture. 3054 01:41:21,492 --> 01:41:24,662 "Is God An Alcoholic?" 3055 01:41:28,958 --> 01:41:33,671 [ Man ] 3056 01:41:28,958 --> 01:41:33,671 ♪ Sometimes in our lives ♪ 3057 01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:36,632 ♪ We all have pain ♪ 3058 01:41:36,632 --> 01:41:41,637 ♪ We all have sorrow ♪ 3059 01:41:41,637 --> 01:41:46,059 ♪ But if we are wise ♪ 3060 01:41:46,059 --> 01:41:49,270 ♪ We know that there's ♪ 3061 01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:52,565 ♪ Always tomorrow ♪ 3062 01:41:52,565 --> 01:41:55,443 ♪ Lean on me ♪ 3063 01:41:55,443 --> 01:41:58,571 ♪ When you're not strong ♪ 3064 01:41:58,571 --> 01:42:01,616 ♪ And I'll be your friend ♪ 3065 01:42:01,616 --> 01:42:06,454 ♪ I'll help you carry on ♪ 3066 01:42:06,454 --> 01:42:10,833 ♪ For it won't be long ♪ 3067 01:42:10,833 --> 01:42:13,461 ♪ Till I'm gonna need ♪ 3068 01:42:13,461 --> 01:42:18,466 ♪ Somebody to lean on ♪ 3069 01:42:18,466 --> 01:42:21,636 ♪ You just call on me, brother♪ 3070 01:42:18,466 --> 01:42:21,636 ♪ Call, call me, brother ♪ 3071 01:42:21,636 --> 01:42:24,263 ♪ When you need a hand ♪ 3072 01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:27,391 ♪ We all need somebody ♪ 3073 01:42:27,391 --> 01:42:30,185 ♪ To lean on ♪ 3074 01:42:30,185 --> 01:42:33,898 ♪ And I just might 3075 01:42:30,185 --> 01:42:33,898 have a problem ♪ 3076 01:42:30,185 --> 01:42:33,898 ♪ Might have a problem ♪ 3077 01:42:33,898 --> 01:42:36,358 ♪ That you might understand ♪ 3078 01:42:36,358 --> 01:42:39,612 ♪ But we all need somebody ♪ 3079 01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:42,155 ♪ To lean on ♪ 3080 01:42:42,155 --> 01:42:44,784 ♪ Lean on me ♪ 3081 01:42:44,784 --> 01:42:47,829 ♪ When you're not strong ♪ 3082 01:42:47,829 --> 01:42:50,873 ♪ And I'll be your friend ♪ 3083 01:42:50,873 --> 01:42:55,753 ♪ I'll help you carry on ♪ 3084 01:42:55,753 --> 01:42:59,966 ♪ For it won't be long ♪ 3085 01:42:59,966 --> 01:43:03,928 ♪ Till I'm gonna need somebody♪ 3086 01:43:03,928 --> 01:43:06,973 ♪ To lean on ♪ 3087 01:43:06,973 --> 01:43:10,643 ♪ Now, you just call on me 3088 01:43:06,973 --> 01:43:10,643 brother ♪ 3089 01:43:06,973 --> 01:43:10,643 ♪ Call, call me, brother ♪ 3090 01:43:10,643 --> 01:43:13,186 ♪ When you need a hand ♪ 3091 01:43:13,186 --> 01:43:16,732 ♪ We all need somebody 3092 01:43:13,186 --> 01:43:16,732 Yes, we do ♪ 3093 01:43:16,732 --> 01:43:19,110 ♪ To lean on ♪ 3094 01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:23,114 ♪ And I just might have 3095 01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:23,114 a little problem ♪ 3096 01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:23,114 ♪ Might have a problem ♪ 3097 01:43:23,114 --> 01:43:25,658 ♪ That you'd understand ♪ 3098 01:43:25,658 --> 01:43:28,703 ♪ We all need somebody ♪ 3099 01:43:28,703 --> 01:43:32,373 ♪ To lean on ♪ 3100 01:43:32,373 --> 01:43:34,709 ♪ Call me ♪ 3101 01:43:32,373 --> 01:43:34,709 ♪ That's all you've got to do 3102 01:43:32,373 --> 01:43:34,709 is just call me, woman ♪ 3103 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:38,587 ♪ Come on and call me ♪ 3104 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:38,587 ♪ I wanna hear it 3105 01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:38,587 just one more time ♪ 3106 01:43:38,587 --> 01:43:41,590 ♪ Won't you call me ♪ 3107 01:43:38,587 --> 01:43:41,590 ♪ A little louder this time 3108 01:43:38,587 --> 01:43:41,590 children ♪ 3109 01:43:41,590 --> 01:43:44,468 ♪ Call me ♪ 3110 01:43:41,590 --> 01:43:44,468 ♪ Yes, if you ever need 3111 01:43:41,590 --> 01:43:44,468 somebody to love ♪ 3112 01:43:44,468 --> 01:43:47,805 ♪ Come on and call me ♪ 3113 01:43:44,468 --> 01:43:47,805 ♪ If you ever need 3114 01:43:44,468 --> 01:43:47,805 somebody to ♪ 3115 01:43:47,805 --> 01:43:52,643 ♪ Love ♪ 3116 01:43:47,805 --> 01:43:52,643 ♪ Call me 3117 01:43:47,805 --> 01:43:52,643 Won't you just call me ♪ 186204

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