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Your wedding rings. Your token of love.
Do you like that? Yeah, I like that.
That's a W.
Oh, I read it upside down. Sorry, my bad.
Don't ask.
A ring is like a symbol of love, isn't it?
And, like, families coming together.
Do you like that? I like that.
I love that. No, I like this one.
Our families are very different.
Yeah, well, there aren't many families like yours out there.
Ancl our upbringings too. Yeah, definitely.
I'm not entirely sure how it's gonna work,
our families coming together. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
Size difference between my family and Harley's family is crazy.
Very nervous. My mum hasn't met Millie's mum.
I've got all my family.
It is really important that Harley has his mum there.
I've always been a mummy's boy.
I never used to leave her side, like.
I haven't heard anything off my mum yet.
She still hasn't messaged.
Another layer of stress added to the wedding, which we don't need.
Why, what's up? How come?
It's awful.
EXHALES SHARPLY
SALLY LINDSAY: Millie and Harley's unique love story
began with a leaky roof and a full bladder.
How did we meet? Well, I was doing her mum's roof,
and I really, really needed to go to the toilet.
So I knocked on the door,
and this beautiful woman answered the door, Millie.
And three years later, on a trip to Disney World,
Harley popped the question.
Marry me? Oh, my God.
Since then, there have been break-ups...
Me do this, me do that.
You're proper stressing me out, Harley.
...make-ups...
I just appreciate everything she does for me and the kids.
I love you. I love you, too.
...and firings. I have lost my job.
I got a call, and he said, "|t's obviously not working out for you."
But this young couple have come through it all.
And just six months after that proposal,
it's now T-minus 72 hours until they say "I do".
Yeah, it'll be very busy. I'll have a few.
I'm not getting... I'm not getting too drunk, yeah.
To ensure the whole thing goes off without a hitch,
a final visit to the wedding venue is crucial.
Let's go all the way back cos you guys are checking in on the 22nd.
Yeah. So arriving from about two o'clock, you guys.
Yeah. And then, shall we say guests arrive from three?
After everything they've overcome,
the wedding they've been dreaming of is in sight.
Honestly, I can't wait. I'm so excited.
It's gonna be a very, very good clay.
The most thing I'm excited for
is obviously to see Millie walk down the aisle.
For Noel and Sue,
Millie is the second of their brood to tie the knot.
SUE: 'Millie as a child,
'she's always been very laid back, happy-go-lucky, up for a laugh.'
That's Millie, isn't it? Loud.
'Millie, when she was little and growing up,
'she was really good, lovely.'
Then she got to a teenager,
and she'd become a little bit more difficult, shall we say?
SHE MUMBLES
Put your hand in it, yeah. I'm scared to put it in.
From cooking lessons...
It sounds burnt.
SIZZLING
I'm just making sure it's cooked.
Come on, Dad.
"That chicken is going to be like eating leather sandals."
...to driving lessons...
Oh, Dad! Steer this. Steer this... Jesus, Millie.
GEARBOX CROAKS
God, the gearbox is gonna come out.
Where is your gearbox?
I think it's about a hundred yards back there, to be honest.
...and seeing her have children of her own.
Hello? Hello. You all right, sweet?
Ah, well clone, Millie.
I'm so glad to be home. I bet you are.
It's safe to say raising Millie has been nothing if not an adventure.
SUE: 'We're really proud of the woman that she's become.'
She's such a good mum. She's such a lovely person.
'And, yeah, we're very proud of her.'
Oh. What's this?
Ophelia! Aww!
For Harley, growing up was an altogether different experience.
I've had a lot tougher upbringing than Millie.
My family can be sort of, like, stubborn
and feel out of place sometimes.
Ancl I just feel like they're not gonna really talk.
The wedding will be the first time
these two very different families have met.
And fear of a family fallout is keeping Harley awake.
'Yeah, it's part of the package, I guess.'
Two families, yeah, like, obviously, my mum hasn't met Millie's mum.
None of them have really met.
So I just feel like that's gonna be on top of me as well.
On the clay, I feel like I'm just gonna be very, very nervous
about, like, everyone else meeting.
But a family is what you make it.
And for now, Harley and Millie
need to put those pre-wedding nerves to bed
and get on with the job at hand - the final preparations.
So, have we got the list of groups that you need? Yeah, we do.
This is the most unorganised diary you will ever see.
Yeah. Pages has been ripped out. Kids have scribbled on it.
Yeah, that's one.
This close to the day,
if it's not already been arranged, then it won't be happening.
And this couple have got a reputation.
I wouldn't say both Millie and Harley
are pretty much organised people, are they?
They're quite "lapsey-daisy". They're definitely not.
OPHELIA WHINES
You know how you just said to the lady 54? Yeah.
Did you count Max and Daniel Walker in that?
Where's Daniel Walker? There. So don't snatch.
Well, no, cos I'm getting confused now.
I'll count again. Well, you wrote it down.
Oh, they're off again.
There has been quite a bit of bickering about the wedding.
I think it's just been quite stressful.
Ancl I think when something's a bit stressful,
then there's bound to be
a little bit of bickering going on, isn't there? Yeah.
I love Harley a lot.
But he does do my head in most clays.
What? You. Don't get stressed.
Yeah, the preparation has been very, very stressful.
Like, me and Millie have just... arguing.
We've just been bickering, haven't we? Yeah.
Cos Harley wants it one way, and I want it another way.
It's been horrendous, but it's even more hard work
when Harley tries to get involved in it.
But then I snap at him cos he's not getting involved,
but then when he does, it's awful.
SUE: Sometimes, they do clash a bit, but... yeah, it's been stressful.
OPHELIA CRIES
The merging of two lives... and two families was never going to be easy.
The majority of the list. All the guests, pretty much? Yeah.
But there's a few of mine are coming, but not a lot.
With just three sleeps to go... Can you remember even who was there?
...the Radford house has got wedding fever.
Was your dress shiny, cos it looks like it was?
Yeah, no, it was, it was like silky. Like a silk, yeah.
32 years ago, when Noel and Sue got married,
they were just one kid and counting.
Oh, my goodness, look!
There's your brother...
with his flattop haircut.
Oscar, this was our wedding. What do you think?
Most of the family have never seen this before.
We've not aged a bit, have we?
Look at that for a stunning couple, eh?
I forgot they had cameras back then.
Oh, that... How old do you think we are?
SUE CHUCKLES
It's just the lighting in here, that's what it is.
I think, when you look back to then,
you'd have never known then that we were gonna be...
...Britain's biggest family,
or we were gonna go off and have 22 kids, would you?
No. You wouldn't, would you?
And the addition of Harley means
the Radford family is set to grow even further.
That is, if everything goes to plan.
My God.
Don't strangle me. Coming up...
What are your experience? Zilch. Nah, zero.
Millie and Harley have a treat in store
for their unsuspecting wedding guests.
You're gonna smash it, love. And there's a last-minute panic...
Well, hang on a minute, who's got the rings?
He's got the rings. ..as the wedding rings go walkies.
I can't remember what I've clone with them.
Where the BLEEP is my ring?
Oh, my gosh, it's so gorgeous!
Ophelia, what do you think? Does Mummy look like a princess?
SALLY LINDSAY: It's time for Millie's
final wedding dress fitting.
It's very pretty, isn't it? I knew this was the one.
But even where the dress is concerned,
things haven't exactly gone to plan.
So, the dress that I first tried on is the dress that I wanted.
Ancl then Harley lost his job,
which meant that we didn't have a massive amount of expense
to spend on the wedding.
The situation was not ideal,
but luckily, I found another dress that I loved.
It's really special, isn't it? When your...
when your daughters get married, when your children get married.
But, yeah, I can't wait to see N0el's reaction when he sees it.
It's quite emotional.
It doesn't seem five minutes since Millie was a baby.
'So, it's been quite a while since we've had a wedding in this house.'
So, nine years since I saw Sophie trying her dress on,
and all of the same emotions.
'I think when it's one of your daughters that's getting married,
'it's very special, isn't it?'
And that parental relationship is just as significant to Millie
as it is to Noel and Sue.
It's always important to have your mum's opinion on stuff, isn't it?
Ancl it's always nice to have your mum with you
for special things like this.
Three miles away, back at home, Harley is writing his wedding speech
and thinking about the important people in his life.
Namely his mum.
As a little kid, I've always wanted to be around my mum.
I've always been a mummy's boy.
I never used to leave her side, like.
Every time she went shopping, I'd always want to go shopping.
I'd always want to go out the house with her.
Before my sister and my clad passed away,
she'd always do stuff.
She was just, like, a very... loving mum, I guess.
But such tragic loss has had a profound impact.
When my sister passed away, it obviously hurt her.
It'd hurt any parent.
So I feel like when she died, I didn't have that support as much.
She'd help us. But, like, I just feel like
I lost my mum as well, when I lost my sister.
Like anyone who's suffered loss,
it means happy events can be challenging.
Millie doesn't think she's gonna come,
but I'm positive that she will come.
If Harley's mum doesn't come to the wedding, yeah,
I'm not sure how it's gonna be.
I think Harley having a perfect wedding
is just as important as me having a perfect wedding.
I've got all my family there,
so I think it is really important that Harley has his mum there.
I will do as much as I can to convince Harley's mum to come.
Yeah, definitely.
But there's also someone else
Harley will be relying on on his wedding day - his best man.
I'm writing about my best man,
just to say how much I appreciate what he used to do for us.
When my clad was really poorly, he'd always help out as much as he could.
He's very supportive. He's funny.
He'd be very good at a speech. That's what I'm looking forward to.
He's always there if we need someone to talk to, and that.
I give you my heart. My heart.
And my love. Ancl my love.
It's been nearly ten years since Sophie,
the oldest Radford daughter, got married.
Very emotional now.
It's just fantastic. It really is. Brilliant.
I'm proud of them both.
I can't believe they're married. SHE LAUGHS
Chloe, the Radford's third child,
has been with partnerjake for four years.
But so far, they've not taken the marital plunge.
Jake?
Would be nice.
As Millie's older sister, Chloe could be forgiven
for thinking she should be the next Radford to get hitched.
I would quite like to get married.
You've got the memories to look back on for life,
haven't you, once you've had your wedding?
I think it would be nice to obviously have a household
where you all have the same last name.
But not everyone is keen.
I think Chloe sees it as, like, maybe more important.
I think it's a little bit overrated.
I don't know, it's, like, it's nice,
but I don't think it changes anything... in a relationship.
And, of course, there's the cost.
I think it is now quite expensive for, like, one clay.
I think it's a lot of money, getting married.
It could be spent on other things.
Marriage might not be for everyone,
but Millie and Harley are determined to kick theirs off with some swing.
It's open.
Hiya, you all right?
I'm hoping you're gonna be the star of the show.
Cos you're the guy. We'll see. We'll see.
We are here today cos we've got a big surprise for everyone
on our wedding clay.
Right, guys. What are your experience?
Let me know. Zilch.
Yeah. Zero.
Zero. What about dancing on the nightclub floors?
Two-stepping. Two-stepping? just bobbing.
So, I've got my work cut out, basically, have I?
Yeah. Yeah.
'So, we've booked some dance lessons with a local dance teacher
'to practise, like, a funny dance for the wedding.
'I don't think anyone will be expecting it.'
No, nobody will be expecting it. Especially from me and Millie.
Right. Ready? Shall we learn the dance from the start?
Yeah. Yeah. Get Millie dancing.
So, you're gonna hold hands and pull out from each other.
She's then gonna roll in to you. That's it.
Like that?
Yeah. Try and do it so... Don't strangle me.
Yeah. Your hand almost goes round her waist.
So we've got one, two. Bring it in.
Three, four. Face each other.
A-One, two, three, four. You need to go back.
Corning forward. Five, six, seven, eight.
Right. Let's go over it from the top, from the beginning.
OK. Nice. They will not be expecting it.
From two people that never danced before,
no-one will expect it. Can we do this instead of a first dance?
I hate cringey stuff like that. Yeah, but listen.
But we need a first dance. We don't.
We do. We literally don't.
I want a funny wedding dance,
but Harley wants that, like, slow wedding dance,
and I'm not a fan of that.
I want something, like, very romantic,
but Millie doesn't like stuff like that, so...
So, you're just going a-one, two, three, four...
I like stuff like that. Really nice, romantic person, I am.
Ancl Millie was like... What? All right, Harley.
What?!
I still think you can have both. Yeah. I'll have both.
Cos I reckon this can be your big, grand, first dance entrance
that no-one's thinking of.
It's a surprise. It's fun. it just happens out of nowhere.
And then you can just have that nice, slow song at another time.
Right.
So, again, it's important for you to count
cos you're gonna have two counts of eight.
You go that way. Well, that's what I originally thought.
You could do that if you want.
Yeah, I'd say that. It looks quite cool.
So, is that it? No, that's not the whole dance.
That's the... Oh.
The dance lessons were probably harder than I was expecting.
It's definitely another layer of stress added to the wedding,
which we don't need, but what is a Radford event without stress?
He may not have been keen at first,
but it looks like Harley has found his feet.
Yeah. Yeah?
Mate, we're gonna be the next break-dancers, us.
INSTRUCTOR LAUGHS I feel we've got this.
We're gonna smash it, love.
Not sure Millie's convinced.
Come on. Come here, look. This way. Wrong way.
There's now just 24 hours before Millie and Harley say "I do".
It's been a rocky road so far, but the end is in sight.
Surely there can't be any more surprises in store.
Who's here? All right?
SUE: Ooh! What's that? Oh!
Yay! Oh, my goodness!
CLAPPING AND WHOOPING
I was wrong! This is the Radfords, after all.
Oh, my God. CHLOE: Surprise!
Oh, my God!
It was not long before the wedding at all,
when we found out we were pregnant.
I did feel like I had to tell them before the wedding
just because I didn't wanna take any attention away
from Millie and Harley's clay,
and, obviously, if I'm not drinking or anything,
they're gonna start asking questions anyway.
So, I'm gonna need nine months off again soon, Dad.
LAUGHTER NOEL: Brilliant (!) Brilliant (!)
I think I'd much rather spend the money on having a baby
and getting baby stuff ready and stuff like that,
rather than, like, one big day.
How many grandkids is that now? 11?
We've lost count.
It'll be 12, Sue. Almost a baker's dozen.
I feel like it's such a sigh of relief when you just tell everyone,
and it's not, like, this big secret.
It feels good to just have it out in the open.
Surprise! Oh, my God!
Are you happy, darling?
Oblivious to Chloe's news,
Millie and Harley are at home, getting wedding-ready.
Hello? You all right, mate?
# Peppa Pig... #
Erm... Why, what's up?
Really? How come?
Oh, that's not good, that.
All right, mate, I'm gonna go. See you later.
My brother-in-law ain't gonna be able to make it.
Harley's best man,
the person he was relying on for support on the day,
can't make the wedding.
Absolutely gutted.
BABY BABBLES
I was really excited.
Well, hang on a minute. Who's got the rings?
He's got the rings.
I don't know if he's actually got them.
BLEEP. I'm not sure.
I can't remember what I've clone with them.
With less than 24 hours until the wedding...
Hopefully, they're here. ..and a lot of packing to do,
they need to find the rings, and fast.
Where the BLEEP is my ring?
Shhhh...
Oh, it's there. Ooh, God!
Oh, God.
No, darl', that's not BLEEP funny.
Losing his best man is a tough blow,
but at least Harley's found his ring.
Yeah, it's shambles, innit?
And in other good news,
the mirror Millie needs for getting ready has arrived just in time.
I don't know where to put this. just hang it up...
Oh, it's nowhere near as big as what I thought it was.
But it fits on the wall, like... It's not going on the wall, Harley.
Is it not? No.
Why is it not going on the wall?
I'll show you when we get there.
You're stressing me out. Oh, my God, you're stressing ME out.
Come on, guys, nearly there.
Just a small matter of filling out the paperwork
and practising your wedding vows.
Your first sentence, OK, will be,
"I declare that I know of no legal reason
"why Millie Radford may not be joined in..."
I'll forget that. He's gonna give...
He's gonna say, like, three words, you say three words.
Say them out your mouth.
Right, that's a full sentence. I won't remember that.
There's loads more yet. Gotta do... Yes, but I won't remember it.
Well, it's tough BLEEP.
Right, you can go now cos
you're actually stressing me out really badly. I can't.
Hard work, you. You are, Harley.
Back soon. Love you! BLEEP off.
I'm sure it's just nerves.
Hopefully, things are a bit calmer in the Radford house.
KIDS SCREAMING
SUE: Oi! NOEL: Who's behind the window?
Get out! josh?
THEY SCREAM
Flippin' heck. It's just chaos.
We're gonna be late. Can you hurry up?
Then again, trying to get a family this size wedding-ready
was always bound to be a challenge.
All the girls' dresses are still to pack.
No.
Archie. They should be there.
This is such hard work. Here we go. Oh! They're here.
They're here. Oh, BLEEP.
So, we're still waiting for Max and Oscar.
They've only just gone for their haircut.
I can feel, like, tempers are gonna go in a minute.
Phoebe! Come on!
Right. Anyway, I'm gonna start loading the cars.
This is called the mid-mid-event stress.
Voice note from Sophie. Hang on. 'I've had to come back home.
'I forgot my bloody bridesmaid dress like a flipping idiot.'
Brilliant.
We should have gone ages ago, so can you hurry up, please?
KIDS SCREAMING
Finally, Max and Oscar return.
Come on, then. No, the car. The car. Let's go. We're going.
KIDS SCREECH
Hallie, Phoebe! Get in a car!
Belts on, everyone!
Coming up... Right, come on, then.
...it's pure, unadulterated bedlam... SCREAMING
...as the whole Radford family descend on the wedding venue.
That, down there, was mayhem.
But will Harley's mum make his big day?
RINGING TONE
Feel like she will come.
She knows how much it'd mean for me.
SALLY LINDSAY: As day turns into night,
the whole Radford clan descend on the wedding venue.
KIDS SCREECHING
NOEL: Come on, hurry up. You're too noisy.
SUE: You're too noisy.
KIDS SCREAM
Heidi.
Bonnie.
It's safe to say this place has never seen
a wedding party quite like this one.
SCREAMING
Phoebe.
A wedding is when a boy and a girl kiss.
Then you go for a night out.
Then you just party. Then... Then you have a baby.
Then, if you want, you can have more babies.
And just live happily ever after.
While the festivities continue downstairs,
sensibly, the bride-to-be takes herself away from the chaos
for some peace and quiet.
When we arrived here, it was absolute mayhem.
Like, for a split second, I thought in my head, like,
"What would life be with just, like, three siblings?"
Because that, down there, was mayhem.
I never want to experience that level of stress again.
In fact, Chloe stood there, she went,
"|'m getting really overstimulated."
I was like, "Move this one along, please."
This is my mum's dressing gown.
And then all the bridesmaids have dressing gowns.
Ancl then, to make sure I get some good sleep tonight,
I have my... "wake me on my wedding clay".
I am gonna get some good sleep in this. I know it.
For Harley, it's time for some quiet reflection.
There has been up and downs, like.
Obviously, it's been stressful along the way, planning the wedding.
Like, it's got to the point
where I didn't want to get married, and I've told Millie.
But then, obviously, we sat down, agreed on a few things,
and, yeah, we're here today.
Ancl obviously, tomorrow, I'll be a married man.
Harley has been so excited for, like, the last four weeks.
Even after all the stuff that he's been through.
Ancl I don't know how he's still so excited and still so happy.
I think Harley just lets it over his head.
He's got all of my family to support him.
So I think that's another thing
that's making him feel comfortable about tomorrow.
Some people might think, "Oh, it's only a piece of paper."
But, like, I've always thought to myself,
like, I do actually want to be married in life and have kids.
Ancl obviously, when we was in Florida,
it just came to where I wanted to propose to Millie.
I just feel like it is important
if you feel like you want to be with that girl for the rest of your life.
And, yeah, that's it, really.
I can't wait,
not to get rid of Millie, but to walk her down the aisle.
SHE CHUCKLES
It's just a really nice honour to walk your daughter down the aisle
and... pass her over to Harley, you know?
"She's now your responsibility, mate. Not mine.
"You've gotta deal with that."
But there's still one thing hanging over the whole celebration.
PHONE RINGS
No, I haven't heard anything off my mum yet.
No, she still hasn't messaged.
RINGING TONE
But I feel like she will come.
I've told a few people to have a word with her
because she knows how much it'd mean for me,
for her to be there, so...
I think I'm still hoping and praying that she does come for Harley.
I really am because I know he's gonna be upset
if she doesn't come tomorrow. Yeah, he is, definitely.
RINGING TONE 'This is the voicemail...'
Whatever happens, Harley knows he won't be on his own.
He's gonna be under the Radford umbrella, isn't he?
You know, and he'll just be welcome to the Radford family, and...
Can't wait.
MILLIE: She's trying to go out. Er, Tittie!
Get them all out my room because there's biscuits and stuff.
That door needs to stay shut.
At last, the big day is finally here.
It is the clay. The big clay. The wedding clay.
Ancl we are all getting ready.
THUNDER, RAINFALL
But there's yet another problem.
It's actually raining outside, and I've only just thought...
...where are we gonna get our big family picture at?
Because there's not enough... There's nowhere to take it at.
So we're a bit stuck. WOMAN: Near the Christmas tree.
We don't really get family pictures often, either.
And it's not just a little rain.
Storm Bert has brought strong winds and snow across the country.
In fact, it's the wettest day in over four years.
We'd woke up nearly an hour late,
so everything was mayhem on the wedding morning.
But when I did look out the window
and I seen it had been snowing and raining,
I knew instantly that I was not going outside at all.
ELODIE CRIES
I've got Calpol inside my suitcase.
To make things worse,
Millie's daughter, Elodie, has come down with a fever.
I don't think she's well.
Has she had Calpol? Let me have her, let me have her.
ELODIE CRIES
You're struggling, aren't you, darling?
And she's not the only one.
It's OK.
Has the illness that ripped through the family last week
finally got Sue?
Yesterday morning, when I woke up, I thought,
"Oh, I'm starting with a cold."
I was all shivery and just really didn't feel great at all.
So this morning, I've closed myself up on Lemsip.
I just hope it's enough to get me through the clay.
I was a bit annoyed. I definitely did think
that I had escaped the illness that everybody else had got.
But when it came to Friday morning,
and I was starting to feel not quite right, I just thought,
"This is just typical timing,"
but I think you've just got to grit your teeth
and get on with it, haven't you?
But despite illness and the weather, the whole family is buzzing.
It is very exciting.
I couldn't sleep last night, actually.
First comes love,
second comes marriage.
Third comes the baby and the golden carriage.
Do you want to get married one clay? No, no.
Why do you not want to get married? Disgusting.
Disgusting?
I don't want a baby. Do you not?
Why? When you have a baby,
you're gonna have to push it out, and it's hard.
Ahhh!
What would you imagine that's gonna happen?
SHE STRAINS, LAUGHTER
Well, you're not wrong, Phoebe.
Oh, aye, yeah.
MILLIE: I wonder how Harley's feeling.
HARLEY CHUCKLES
It's all real now, in't it? There's no going back, Harley.
There is. I'll run. HARLEY CHUCKLES
No, there's no going back now.
I think Harley's been a bit up and down.
One minute, he seems all right, and then he's really nervous.
I think he's getting really nervous now
because it... we're really close, you know?
It's half an hour, and he's gonna be walking down the aisle.
Harley was relying on his best man to have his back
and calm those nerves,
but sadly, it wasn't to be.
I was really gutted because he is really funny.
I buzz off him. Like, we're so close,
but people have life issues,
and he couldn't make it... unfortunately.
Luckily, lifelong friend Elliott has agreed to step into the breach.
I've knew Harley since he was a cheeky little kid.
He wasn't as fat as he is today, and I met Harley through friends.
It was brilliant, actually,
cos then, after that, we all connected. It was like brothers.
But you don't even believe before
you was ever gonna get married, did you? No.
From growing up in an estate and...
marrying into, like, the world's biggest family,
it is crazy, like, yeah. It's amazing.
A nervous Harley is dressed and ready.
There's just the small matter
of getting two-year-old Chester into a suit.
Who put this tie on Chester? It's massive.
And there's a problem.
That's massive. I'm cutting some off, me...
Unfortunately, Harley's solution to this particular issue
is a little unorthodox.
Have you got any scissors? I'm gonna have to cut my little lad's tie.
Go and get Noel or somebody. Get another opinion.
Sensible idea, Elliot.
Noel to the rescue!
We've saved the day.
We've turned the tie around so the...
This is the normally the thin end. We've done it.
And the fat ends all tucked in his shirt. Bless him.
Who's a bobby-dazzler?
Yeah. What do you think?
Are you smart? Yeah. Yeah.
There's now just minutes until the loving couple say "I do"...
...but there's someone missing.
Harley's mum has still not turned up...
...and time is running out.
Coming up...
What time is it? Are we late? Are we on time?
It's quarter to one? BLEEP!
Get those tissues at the ready...
Do you know, when I saw Millie for the first time on the stairs,
I really had to hold back the tears.
...because it's gonna get emotional.
It's happening, lad.
SALLY LINDSAY: Millie and Harley are about to get married...
...but as he looks around the room,
Harley realises someone very important has not made it.
I realise my mum wasn't there when I seen family friends walk in.
The people who she'd actually come with,
and she just wasn't there.
Before anyone walked down the aisle, I cried that much, like,
cos I feel like it got to me that my mum wasn't actually there.
Yeah, it was heartbreaking, but I thought to myself,
"Don't let it bother me. I'm getting married."
I've got to have a smile on my face.
Ancl I'll always want her to be a part of our lives in the future.
And with 90 guests waiting to watch this young couple get hitched...
...there's no time to dwell on what might have been.
What time is it? Are we late?
Are we on time? Quarter to one.
It's quarter to one? Yeah. BLEEP!
Six months of planning have come down to this one moment.
I'm just waiting for Millie to... for my cue for
go and get Millie to walk her down the stairs.
MOUTHS:
Eventually, and only a few minutes late...
Don't stamp it, Millie. No, I'll try not to.
You'll know anyways. You'll hear an elephant.
SHE GIGGLES I look pretty!
We'll have a cuddle, Dad. Shall we?
Are you excited? Aw!
Don't cry. I'm not gonna cry. Come on.
What, is she coming in now?
Oh, my God! Ooh!
It's happening, lad.
Big, deep breath. We got this.
I feel like crying.
Well, there you go.
Thank you. Good luck, Harley.
Aw! You look beautiful.
Thank you. Give us a kiss.
Harley, will you take Millie to be your lawful wedded wife,
and will you love, respect, and care for her?
I will.
And, Millie, will you take Harley
to be your lawful wedded husband,
and will you love, respect, and care for him? I will.
Despite setback...
Oh, that's not good, that.
...after setback...
Where the BLEEP is my ring?
Oh, it's there.
...this young couple have refused to give up.
The most thing I'm excited for is to see Millie walk down the aisle.
Yeah.
It is now our privilege and indeed our pleasure
that I may call you now husband and wife.
Congratulations!
# We've gotta keep this dream Alive... #
And even though his mum isn't here to celebrate with him,
Harley is determined not to let it spoil the party.
Even though she didn't come, like, I've obviously got to move on.
Like, it's my special clay,
and obviously, it's Millie's special clay.
Ancl I don't want to be sad. Do you know what I mean?
Like, obviously, it is sad. Like, I'm inside feeling sad.
But I'll be all right.
# We've gotta keep this dream alive
# Oh, you and me. #
I'm a married man now.
Obviously, we said "I do's" and stuff, and...
Yeah. just over the moon.
Obviously, I cried.
I couldn't hold the tears back, but, yeah, it's amazing.
Do you know, when I saw Millie for the first time on the stairs,
I really had to hold back the tears. It was really emotional
just thinking, you know, how lovely she looked.
Just walking your daughter down the aisle,
it's one of the proudest things I think you can do as a dad.
I can't think of anything else better.
Two down, nine more to go.
So we're gonna be doing this for a fair few years yet, aren't I?
He may be missing his mum and his best man,
but for Harley, today marks
a huge, significant moment in his life...
HARLEY:
...becoming the latest addition to the Radford ranks.
'Oh, the Radford clan grows every year, I think, doesn't it?'
If it's not grandkids, it's new husbands. Yeah.
'New boyfriends.' 'New boyfriends, new girlfriends.'
It's forever changing and forever growing.
Come on, Heidi. Aw!
And Millie's wedding provides a rare chance
for a full family get-together.
Clap and cheer for Mr and Mrs Passmore!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
HARLEY:
The first people who I'd want to thank in my speech
is obviously my in-laws,
because if it wasn't for Sue and Noel,
I don't think the wedding would've happened.
Even just without the wedding, they do a lot for us.
Yeah, they do a lot. Definitely.
'If we ever need help, like,
'we'd always go to, like, Sue and Noel.'
Ancl I couldn't thank 'em enough, like, honestly.
But that doesn't mean you don't have to do a speech, Noel.
No. Get up.
No. Shut up.
Harley was nervous.
He was really nervous about doing it.
So everyone just sat down,
and Harley just stood up and started doing his speech.
I thought "All right, then, carry on."
'It should have been me first. I just...'
'Not really. You could have been last.'
I could've done, but I never.
'And I never thought anyone would ever marry Millie, so I just...'
HE LAUGHS
No-one was ever brave enough. Good on you, Harley. Well done, lad.
Speeches done...
Cheers, Mill. Cheers, Harley!
...it's time to party - Radford style.
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom.
CHEERING
Harley and Millie have planned
a specially choreographed routine for their guests,
and now it's time to see
if those dance lessons have paid off.
I don't think Millie's up for it.
No, I don't want to, no.
Nope. Looks like they've bottled it.
Yeah, she's not afraid at all (!)
I did chicken out. It was my idea.
'But in my head, I could just picture it going awful.'
Yeah. So...
it was a big fat no on the wedding night.
Well, that was money well spent (!)
At least everyone else is having a go.
Against all the odds,
the first Radford wedding in a decade has been a triumph,
and now there's just one question on everyone's lips.
Who do you reckon's next?
Katie.
I think Chloe, probably.
She's been with Jake for a while.
I think Chloe, but you just never know... No.
...with Katie and Conor, do you?
I'm really hoping Chloe and Jake will get married.
I'm waiting, guys, I can't do much else.
I'm throwing hints out there, left, right, centre.
Whoever it is, today is all about Millie.
It's been very, very special, sharing it with my family today,
and times like this,
I really appreciate and I'm very grateful for,
cos not everyone gets to share
nights like this with all their family.
So I'm very, very grateful.
Ancl I've loved my whole entire clay.
Yeah, we love our kids to bits,
but there are times where it is challenging.
You know, they test your patience.
'Harley might not have been an angel when he was growing up, but...'
That's part of parenting.
'But I don't think Harley needs to worry about his mum not turning up.
'After all, he's gained another 24 members of the family.'
Well, it's 35 if you include the grandkids.
Either way, it's a lot,
but most of them would turn up for the opening of an envelope.
It really has been a clay to remember. It's been lovely.
The stress, the expense, and everything
it's been getting to this point. Yeah.
It's been worth it all, hasn't it? Yeah, it has, yeah.
It's been lovely. It's been such a lovely clay.
And, yeah, we've gained a son-in-law.
He's definitely one of the family now, isn't he?
Next time...
NOEL: What is that?
My question is, whose is it?
It's a big surprise, is this.
Booked it. Three weeks before the baby.
We can't go. No, I can't.
'If we fall apart, the whole family falls apart.'
She'd gone into lab our.
We're cutting it fine.
BABY CRI ES
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