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Your wedding rings.
Your token of love.

Do you like that?
Yeah, I like that.

That's a W.

Oh, I read it upside down.
Sorry, my bad.

Don't ask.

A ring is like a symbol of love,
isn't it?

And, like, families coming together.

Do you like that?
I like that.

I love that.
No, I like this one.

Our families are very different.

Yeah, well, there aren't many
families like yours out there.

Ancl our upbringings too.
Yeah, definitely.

I'm not entirely sure
how it's gonna work,

our families coming together.
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.

Size difference between my family
and Harley's family is crazy.

Very nervous.
My mum hasn't met Millie's mum.

I've got all my family.

It is really important
that Harley has his mum there.

I've always been a mummy's boy.

I never used to leave her side,
like.

I haven't heard anything
off my mum yet.

She still hasn't messaged.

Another layer of stress added
to the wedding, which we don't need.

Why, what's up? How come?

It's awful.

EXHALES SHARPLY

SALLY LINDSAY: Millie and Harley's
unique love story

began with a leaky roof
and a full bladder.

How did we meet?
Well, I was doing her mum's roof,

and I really, really needed
to go to the toilet.

So I knocked on the door,

and this beautiful woman
answered the door, Millie.

And three years later,
on a trip to Disney World,

Harley popped the question.

Marry me?
Oh, my God.

Since then,
there have been break-ups...

Me do this, me do that.

You're proper stressing me out,
Harley.

...make-ups...

I just appreciate everything
she does for me and the kids.

I love you.
I love you, too.

...and firings.
I have lost my job.

I got a call, and he said, "|t's
obviously not working out for you."

But this young couple
have come through it all.

And just six months
after that proposal,

it's now T-minus 72 hours
until they say "I do".

Yeah, it'll be very busy.
I'll have a few.

I'm not getting...
I'm not getting too drunk, yeah.

To ensure the whole thing
goes off without a hitch,

a final visit
to the wedding venue is crucial.

Let's go all the way back cos you
guys are checking in on the 22nd.

Yeah. So arriving
from about two o'clock, you guys.

Yeah. And then, shall we say
guests arrive from three?

After everything they've overcome,

the wedding they've been dreaming of
is in sight.

Honestly, I can't wait.
I'm so excited.

It's gonna be
a very, very good clay.

The most thing I'm excited for

is obviously to see
Millie walk down the aisle.

For Noel and Sue,

Millie is the second of their brood
to tie the knot.

SUE: 'Millie as a child,

'she's always been very laid back,
happy-go-lucky, up for a laugh.'

That's Millie, isn't it?
Loud.

'Millie, when she was little
and growing up,

'she was really good, lovely.'

Then she got to a teenager,

and she'd become a little bit
more difficult, shall we say?

SHE MUMBLES

Put your hand in it, yeah.
I'm scared to put it in.

From cooking lessons...

It sounds burnt.

SIZZLING

I'm just making sure it's cooked.

Come on, Dad.

"That chicken is going to be
like eating leather sandals."

...to driving lessons...

Oh, Dad! Steer this.
Steer this... Jesus, Millie.

GEARBOX CROAKS

God, the gearbox is gonna come out.

Where is your gearbox?

I think it's about a hundred yards
back there, to be honest.

...and seeing her
have children of her own.

Hello? Hello.
You all right, sweet?

Ah, well clone, Millie.

I'm so glad to be home.
I bet you are.

It's safe to say raising Millie has
been nothing if not an adventure.

SUE: 'We're really proud
of the woman that she's become.'

She's such a good mum.
She's such a lovely person.

'And, yeah, we're very proud
of her.'

Oh.
What's this?

Ophelia! Aww!

For Harley, growing up was
an altogether different experience.

I've had a lot tougher upbringing
than Millie.

My family can be
sort of, like, stubborn

and feel out of place sometimes.

Ancl I just feel like
they're not gonna really talk.

The wedding will be the first time

these two very different families
have met.

And fear of a family fallout
is keeping Harley awake.

'Yeah, it's part of the package,
I guess.'

Two families, yeah, like, obviously,
my mum hasn't met Millie's mum.

None of them have really met.

So I just feel like that's gonna be
on top of me as well.

On the clay, I feel like
I'm just gonna be very, very nervous

about, like, everyone else meeting.

But a family is what you make it.

And for now, Harley and Millie

need to put
those pre-wedding nerves to bed

and get on with the job at hand -
the final preparations.

So, have we got the list of groups
that you need? Yeah, we do.

This is the most unorganised diary
you will ever see.

Yeah. Pages has been ripped out.
Kids have scribbled on it.

Yeah, that's one.

This close to the day,

if it's not already been arranged,
then it won't be happening.

And this couple have got
a reputation.

I wouldn't say
both Millie and Harley

are pretty much organised people,
are they?

They're quite "lapsey-daisy".
They're definitely not.

OPHELIA WHINES

You know how you just said
to the lady 54? Yeah.

Did you count
Max and Daniel Walker in that?

Where's Daniel Walker? There.
So don't snatch.

Well, no,
cos I'm getting confused now.

I'll count again.
Well, you wrote it down.

Oh, they're off again.

There has been quite a bit
of bickering about the wedding.

I think
it's just been quite stressful.

Ancl I think
when something's a bit stressful,

then there's bound to be

a little bit of bickering
going on, isn't there? Yeah.

I love Harley a lot.

But he does do my head in most clays.

What? You.
Don't get stressed.

Yeah, the preparation
has been very, very stressful.

Like, me and Millie have just...
arguing.

We've just been bickering,
haven't we? Yeah.

Cos Harley wants it one way,
and I want it another way.

It's been horrendous,
but it's even more hard work

when Harley tries
to get involved in it.

But then I snap at him
cos he's not getting involved,

but then when he does, it's awful.

SUE: Sometimes, they do clash a bit,
but... yeah, it's been stressful.

OPHELIA CRIES

The merging of two lives... and two
families was never going to be easy.

The majority of the list.
All the guests, pretty much? Yeah.

But there's a few of mine
are coming, but not a lot.

With just three sleeps to go...
Can you remember even who was there?

...the Radford house
has got wedding fever.

Was your dress shiny,
cos it looks like it was?

Yeah, no, it was, it was like silky.
Like a silk, yeah.

32 years ago,
when Noel and Sue got married,

they were just one kid and counting.

Oh, my goodness, look!

There's your brother...

with his flattop haircut.

Oscar, this was our wedding.
What do you think?

Most of the family
have never seen this before.

We've not aged a bit, have we?

Look at that
for a stunning couple, eh?

I forgot they had cameras back then.

Oh, that...
How old do you think we are?

SUE CHUCKLES

It's just the lighting in here,
that's what it is.

I think, when you look back to then,

you'd have never known then
that we were gonna be...

...Britain's biggest family,

or we were gonna go off
and have 22 kids, would you?

No. You wouldn't, would you?

And the addition of Harley means

the Radford family is set to grow
even further.

That is, if everything goes to plan.

My God.

Don't strangle me.
Coming up...

What are your experience?
Zilch. Nah, zero.

Millie and Harley
have a treat in store

for their unsuspecting
wedding guests.

You're gonna smash it, love.
And there's a last-minute panic...

Well, hang on a minute,
who's got the rings?

He's got the rings.
..as the wedding rings go walkies.

I can't remember
what I've clone with them.

Where the BLEEP is my ring?

Oh, my gosh, it's so gorgeous!

Ophelia, what do you think?
Does Mummy look like a princess?

SALLY LINDSAY:
It's time for Millie's

final wedding dress fitting.

It's very pretty, isn't it?
I knew this was the one.

But even where
the dress is concerned,

things haven't exactly gone to plan.

So, the dress that I first tried on
is the dress that I wanted.

Ancl then Harley lost his job,

which meant that we didn't have
a massive amount of expense

to spend on the wedding.

The situation was not ideal,

but luckily, I found another dress
that I loved.

It's really special, isn't it?
When your...

when your daughters get married,
when your children get married.

But, yeah, I can't wait to see
N0el's reaction when he sees it.

It's quite emotional.

It doesn't seem five minutes
since Millie was a baby.

'So, it's been quite a while since
we've had a wedding in this house.'

So, nine years since I saw
Sophie trying her dress on,

and all of the same emotions.

'I think when it's one of your
daughters that's getting married,

'it's very special, isn't it?'

And that parental relationship
is just as significant to Millie

as it is to Noel and Sue.

It's always important to have your
mum's opinion on stuff, isn't it?

Ancl it's always nice
to have your mum with you

for special things like this.

Three miles away, back at home,
Harley is writing his wedding speech

and thinking about
the important people in his life.

Namely his mum.

As a little kid, I've always
wanted to be around my mum.

I've always been a mummy's boy.

I never used to leave her side,
like.

Every time she went shopping,
I'd always want to go shopping.

I'd always want to go
out the house with her.

Before my sister and my clad
passed away,

she'd always do stuff.

She was just, like,
a very... loving mum, I guess.

But such tragic loss
has had a profound impact.

When my sister passed away,
it obviously hurt her.

It'd hurt any parent.

So I feel like when she died,
I didn't have that support as much.

She'd help us.
But, like, I just feel like

I lost my mum as well,
when I lost my sister.

Like anyone who's suffered loss,

it means happy events
can be challenging.

Millie doesn't think
she's gonna come,

but I'm positive
that she will come.

If Harley's mum doesn't come
to the wedding, yeah,

I'm not sure how it's gonna be.

I think
Harley having a perfect wedding

is just as important
as me having a perfect wedding.

I've got all my family there,

so I think it is really important
that Harley has his mum there.

I will do as much as I can
to convince Harley's mum to come.

Yeah, definitely.

But there's also someone else

Harley will be relying on
on his wedding day - his best man.

I'm writing about my best man,

just to say how much I appreciate
what he used to do for us.

When my clad was really poorly, he'd
always help out as much as he could.

He's very supportive. He's funny.

He'd be very good at a speech.
That's what I'm looking forward to.

He's always there if we need
someone to talk to, and that.

I give you my heart.
My heart.

And my love.
Ancl my love.

It's been nearly ten years
since Sophie,

the oldest Radford daughter,
got married.

Very emotional now.

It's just fantastic.
It really is. Brilliant.

I'm proud of them both.

I can't believe they're married.
SHE LAUGHS

Chloe, the Radford's third child,

has been with partnerjake
for four years.

But so far, they've not taken
the marital plunge.

Jake?

Would be nice.

As Millie's older sister,
Chloe could be forgiven

for thinking she should be
the next Radford to get hitched.

I would quite like to get married.

You've got the memories
to look back on for life,

haven't you,
once you've had your wedding?

I think it would be nice
to obviously have a household

where you all have
the same last name.

But not everyone is keen.

I think Chloe sees it
as, like, maybe more important.

I think it's a little bit overrated.

I don't know, it's, like, it's nice,

but I don't think it changes
anything... in a relationship.

And, of course, there's the cost.

I think it is now quite expensive
for, like, one clay.

I think it's a lot of money,
getting married.

It could be spent on other things.

Marriage might not be for everyone,

but Millie and Harley are determined
to kick theirs off with some swing.

It's open.

Hiya, you all right?

I'm hoping you're gonna be
the star of the show.

Cos you're the guy.
We'll see. We'll see.

We are here today cos we've got
a big surprise for everyone

on our wedding clay.

Right, guys.
What are your experience?

Let me know.
Zilch.

Yeah. Zero.

Zero. What about dancing
on the nightclub floors?

Two-stepping.
Two-stepping? just bobbing.

So, I've got my work cut out,
basically, have I?

Yeah.
Yeah.

'So, we've booked some dance lessons
with a local dance teacher

'to practise, like,
a funny dance for the wedding.

'I don't think anyone
will be expecting it.'

No, nobody will be expecting it.
Especially from me and Millie.

Right. Ready? Shall we learn
the dance from the start?

Yeah. Yeah.
Get Millie dancing.

So, you're gonna hold hands
and pull out from each other.

She's then gonna roll in to you.
That's it.

Like that?

Yeah. Try and do it so...
Don't strangle me.

Yeah. Your hand
almost goes round her waist.

So we've got one, two. Bring it in.

Three, four. Face each other.

A-One, two, three, four.
You need to go back.

Corning forward.
Five, six, seven, eight.

Right. Let's go over it
from the top, from the beginning.

OK. Nice.
They will not be expecting it.

From two people
that never danced before,

no-one will expect it. Can we do
this instead of a first dance?

I hate cringey stuff like that.
Yeah, but listen.

But we need a first dance.
We don't.

We do.
We literally don't.

I want a funny wedding dance,

but Harley wants
that, like, slow wedding dance,

and I'm not a fan of that.

I want something,
like, very romantic,

but Millie doesn't like
stuff like that, so...

So, you're just going
a-one, two, three, four...

I like stuff like that.
Really nice, romantic person, I am.

Ancl Millie was like... What?
All right, Harley.

What?!

I still think you can have both.
Yeah. I'll have both.

Cos I reckon this can be your big,
grand, first dance entrance

that no-one's thinking of.

It's a surprise. It's fun.
it just happens out of nowhere.

And then you can just have that
nice, slow song at another time.

Right.

So, again,
it's important for you to count

cos you're gonna have
two counts of eight.

You go that way. Well,
that's what I originally thought.

You could do that if you want.

Yeah, I'd say that.
It looks quite cool.

So, is that it?
No, that's not the whole dance.

That's the...
Oh.

The dance lessons were probably
harder than I was expecting.

It's definitely another layer
of stress added to the wedding,

which we don't need, but what is
a Radford event without stress?

He may not have been keen at first,

but it looks like
Harley has found his feet.

Yeah.
Yeah?

Mate, we're gonna be
the next break-dancers, us.

INSTRUCTOR LAUGHS
I feel we've got this.

We're gonna smash it, love.

Not sure Millie's convinced.

Come on. Come here, look.
This way. Wrong way.

There's now just 24 hours
before Millie and Harley say "I do".

It's been a rocky road so far,
but the end is in sight.

Surely there can't be
any more surprises in store.

Who's here?
All right?

SUE: Ooh! What's that? Oh!

Yay!
Oh, my goodness!

CLAPPING AND WHOOPING

I was wrong!
This is the Radfords, after all.

Oh, my God.
CHLOE: Surprise!

Oh, my God!

It was not long before the wedding
at all,

when we found out we were pregnant.

I did feel like I had to tell them
before the wedding

just because I didn't wanna take
any attention away

from Millie and Harley's clay,

and, obviously,
if I'm not drinking or anything,

they're gonna start asking questions
anyway.

So, I'm gonna need
nine months off again soon, Dad.

LAUGHTER
NOEL: Brilliant (!) Brilliant (!)

I think I'd much rather spend
the money on having a baby

and getting baby stuff ready
and stuff like that,

rather than, like, one big day.

How many grandkids is that now? 11?

We've lost count.

It'll be 12, Sue.
Almost a baker's dozen.

I feel like it's such a sigh of
relief when you just tell everyone,

and it's not, like, this big secret.

It feels good to just have it
out in the open.

Surprise!
Oh, my God!

Are you happy, darling?

Oblivious to Chloe's news,

Millie and Harley are at home,
getting wedding-ready.

Hello? You all right, mate?

# Peppa Pig... #

Erm... Why, what's up?

Really? How come?

Oh, that's not good, that.

All right, mate, I'm gonna go.
See you later.

My brother-in-law
ain't gonna be able to make it.

Harley's best man,

the person he was relying on
for support on the day,

can't make the wedding.

Absolutely gutted.

BABY BABBLES

I was really excited.

Well, hang on a minute.
Who's got the rings?

He's got the rings.

I don't know
if he's actually got them.

BLEEP. I'm not sure.

I can't remember
what I've clone with them.

With less than 24 hours
until the wedding...

Hopefully, they're here.
..and a lot of packing to do,

they need to find the rings,
and fast.

Where the BLEEP is my ring?

Shhhh...

Oh, it's there. Ooh, God!

Oh, God.

No, darl', that's not BLEEP funny.

Losing his best man is a tough blow,

but at least
Harley's found his ring.

Yeah, it's shambles, innit?

And in other good news,

the mirror Millie needs for getting
ready has arrived just in time.

I don't know where to put this.
just hang it up...

Oh, it's nowhere near as big
as what I thought it was.

But it fits on the wall, like...
It's not going on the wall, Harley.

Is it not?
No.

Why is it not going on the wall?

I'll show you when we get there.

You're stressing me out.
Oh, my God, you're stressing ME out.

Come on, guys, nearly there.

Just a small matter
of filling out the paperwork

and practising your wedding vows.

Your first sentence, OK, will be,

"I declare that
I know of no legal reason

"why Millie Radford
may not be joined in..."

I'll forget that.
He's gonna give...

He's gonna say, like, three words,
you say three words.

Say them out your mouth.

Right, that's a full sentence.
I won't remember that.

There's loads more yet. Gotta do...
Yes, but I won't remember it.

Well, it's tough BLEEP.

Right, you can go now cos

you're actually stressing me out
really badly. I can't.

Hard work, you.
You are, Harley.

Back soon. Love you!
BLEEP off.

I'm sure it's just nerves.

Hopefully, things are a bit calmer
in the Radford house.

KIDS SCREAMING

SUE: Oi!
NOEL: Who's behind the window?

Get out! josh?

THEY SCREAM

Flippin' heck. It's just chaos.

We're gonna be late.
Can you hurry up?

Then again, trying to get
a family this size wedding-ready

was always bound to be a challenge.

All the girls' dresses
are still to pack.

No.

Archie.
They should be there.

This is such hard work.
Here we go. Oh! They're here.

They're here. Oh, BLEEP.

So, we're still waiting
for Max and Oscar.

They've only just gone
for their haircut.

I can feel, like,
tempers are gonna go in a minute.

Phoebe! Come on!

Right. Anyway,
I'm gonna start loading the cars.

This is called
the mid-mid-event stress.

Voice note from Sophie. Hang on.
'I've had to come back home.

'I forgot my bloody bridesmaid dress
like a flipping idiot.'

Brilliant.

We should have gone ages ago,
so can you hurry up, please?

KIDS SCREAMING

Finally, Max and Oscar return.

Come on, then. No, the car.
The car. Let's go. We're going.

KIDS SCREECH

Hallie, Phoebe!
Get in a car!

Belts on, everyone!

Coming up...
Right, come on, then.

...it's pure, unadulterated bedlam...
SCREAMING

...as the whole Radford family
descend on the wedding venue.

That, down there, was mayhem.

But will Harley's mum
make his big day?

RINGING TONE

Feel like she will come.

She knows
how much it'd mean for me.

SALLY LINDSAY:
As day turns into night,

the whole Radford clan descend
on the wedding venue.

KIDS SCREECHING

NOEL: Come on, hurry up.
You're too noisy.

SUE: You're too noisy.

KIDS SCREAM

Heidi.

Bonnie.

It's safe to say
this place has never seen

a wedding party quite like this one.

SCREAMING

Phoebe.

A wedding
is when a boy and a girl kiss.

Then you go for a night out.

Then you just party.
Then... Then you have a baby.

Then, if you want,
you can have more babies.

And just live happily ever after.

While the festivities
continue downstairs,

sensibly, the bride-to-be
takes herself away from the chaos

for some peace and quiet.

When we arrived here,
it was absolute mayhem.

Like, for a split second,
I thought in my head, like,

"What would life be
with just, like, three siblings?"

Because that,
down there, was mayhem.

I never want to experience
that level of stress again.

In fact, Chloe stood there,
she went,

"|'m getting really overstimulated."

I was like,
"Move this one along, please."

This is my mum's dressing gown.

And then all the bridesmaids
have dressing gowns.

Ancl then, to make sure
I get some good sleep tonight,

I have my...
"wake me on my wedding clay".

I am gonna get
some good sleep in this. I know it.

For Harley,
it's time for some quiet reflection.

There has been up and downs, like.

Obviously, it's been stressful
along the way, planning the wedding.

Like, it's got to the point

where I didn't want to get married,
and I've told Millie.

But then, obviously,
we sat down, agreed on a few things,

and, yeah, we're here today.

Ancl obviously, tomorrow,
I'll be a married man.

Harley has been so excited
for, like, the last four weeks.

Even after all the stuff
that he's been through.

Ancl I don't know how he's still
so excited and still so happy.

I think
Harley just lets it over his head.

He's got all of my family
to support him.

So I think that's another thing

that's making him feel comfortable
about tomorrow.

Some people might think,
"Oh, it's only a piece of paper."

But, like,
I've always thought to myself,

like, I do actually want
to be married in life and have kids.

Ancl obviously,
when we was in Florida,

it just came to where
I wanted to propose to Millie.

I just feel like it is important

if you feel like you want to be with
that girl for the rest of your life.

And, yeah, that's it, really.

I can't wait,

not to get rid of Millie,
but to walk her down the aisle.

SHE CHUCKLES

It's just a really nice honour
to walk your daughter down the aisle

and... pass her over to Harley,
you know?

"She's now your responsibility,
mate. Not mine.

"You've gotta deal with that."

But there's still one thing hanging
over the whole celebration.

PHONE RINGS

No, I haven't heard anything
off my mum yet.

No, she still hasn't messaged.

RINGING TONE

But I feel like she will come.

I've told a few people
to have a word with her

because she knows
how much it'd mean for me,

for her to be there, so...

I think I'm still hoping and praying
that she does come for Harley.

I really am
because I know he's gonna be upset

if she doesn't come tomorrow.
Yeah, he is, definitely.

RINGING TONE
'This is the voicemail...'

Whatever happens,
Harley knows he won't be on his own.

He's gonna be under
the Radford umbrella, isn't he?

You know, and he'll just be welcome
to the Radford family, and...

Can't wait.

MILLIE:
She's trying to go out. Er, Tittie!

Get them all out my room
because there's biscuits and stuff.

That door needs to stay shut.

At last,
the big day is finally here.

It is the clay. The big clay.
The wedding clay.

Ancl we are all getting ready.

THUNDER,
RAINFALL

But there's yet another problem.

It's actually raining outside,
and I've only just thought...

...where are we gonna get
our big family picture at?

Because there's not enough...
There's nowhere to take it at.

So we're a bit stuck.
WOMAN: Near the Christmas tree.

We don't really get family pictures
often, either.

And it's not just a little rain.

Storm Bert has brought strong winds
and snow across the country.

In fact, it's the wettest day
in over four years.

We'd woke up nearly an hour late,

so everything was mayhem
on the wedding morning.

But when I did look out the window

and I seen
it had been snowing and raining,

I knew instantly
that I was not going outside at all.

ELODIE CRIES

I've got Calpol inside my suitcase.

To make things worse,

Millie's daughter, Elodie,
has come down with a fever.

I don't think she's well.

Has she had Calpol?
Let me have her, let me have her.

ELODIE CRIES

You're struggling,
aren't you, darling?

And she's not the only one.

It's OK.

Has the illness that ripped
through the family last week

finally got Sue?

Yesterday morning,
when I woke up, I thought,

"Oh, I'm starting with a cold."

I was all shivery and just
really didn't feel great at all.

So this morning,
I've closed myself up on Lemsip.

I just hope it's enough
to get me through the clay.

I was a bit annoyed.
I definitely did think

that I had escaped the illness
that everybody else had got.

But when it came to Friday morning,

and I was starting to feel
not quite right, I just thought,

"This is just typical timing,"

but I think
you've just got to grit your teeth

and get on with it, haven't you?

But despite illness and the weather,
the whole family is buzzing.

It is very exciting.

I couldn't sleep last night,
actually.

First comes love,

second comes marriage.

Third comes the baby
and the golden carriage.

Do you want to get married one clay?
No, no.

Why do you not want to get married?
Disgusting.

Disgusting?

I don't want a baby.
Do you not?

Why?
When you have a baby,

you're gonna have to push it out,
and it's hard.

Ahhh!

What would you imagine
that's gonna happen?

SHE STRAINS,
LAUGHTER

Well, you're not wrong, Phoebe.

Oh, aye, yeah.

MILLIE: I wonder
how Harley's feeling.

HARLEY CHUCKLES

It's all real now, in't it?
There's no going back, Harley.

There is. I'll run.
HARLEY CHUCKLES

No, there's no going back now.

I think
Harley's been a bit up and down.

One minute, he seems all right,
and then he's really nervous.

I think he's getting
really nervous now

because it... we're really close,
you know?

It's half an hour, and he's gonna be
walking down the aisle.

Harley was relying on his best man
to have his back

and calm those nerves,

but sadly, it wasn't to be.

I was really gutted
because he is really funny.

I buzz off him.
Like, we're so close,

but people have life issues,

and he couldn't make it...
unfortunately.

Luckily, lifelong friend Elliott
has agreed to step into the breach.

I've knew Harley
since he was a cheeky little kid.

He wasn't as fat as he is today,
and I met Harley through friends.

It was brilliant, actually,

cos then, after that, we all
connected. It was like brothers.

But you don't even believe before

you was ever gonna get married,
did you? No.

From growing up in an estate and...

marrying into, like,
the world's biggest family,

it is crazy, like, yeah.
It's amazing.

A nervous Harley
is dressed and ready.

There's just the small matter

of getting two-year-old Chester
into a suit.

Who put this tie on Chester?
It's massive.

And there's a problem.

That's massive.
I'm cutting some off, me...

Unfortunately, Harley's solution
to this particular issue

is a little unorthodox.

Have you got any scissors? I'm gonna
have to cut my little lad's tie.

Go and get Noel or somebody.
Get another opinion.

Sensible idea, Elliot.

Noel to the rescue!

We've saved the day.

We've turned the tie around
so the...

This is the normally the thin end.
We've done it.

And the fat ends all tucked
in his shirt. Bless him.

Who's a bobby-dazzler?

Yeah. What do you think?

Are you smart?
Yeah. Yeah.

There's now just minutes until
the loving couple say "I do"...

...but there's someone missing.

Harley's mum
has still not turned up...

...and time is running out.

Coming up...

What time is it? Are we late?
Are we on time?

It's quarter to one? BLEEP!

Get those tissues at the ready...

Do you know, when I saw Millie
for the first time on the stairs,

I really had to hold back the tears.

...because it's gonna get emotional.

It's happening, lad.

SALLY LINDSAY: Millie and Harley
are about to get married...

...but as he looks around the room,

Harley realises someone
very important has not made it.

I realise my mum wasn't there
when I seen family friends walk in.

The people
who she'd actually come with,

and she just wasn't there.

Before anyone walked down the aisle,
I cried that much, like,

cos I feel like it got to me
that my mum wasn't actually there.

Yeah, it was heartbreaking,
but I thought to myself,

"Don't let it bother me.
I'm getting married."

I've got to have a smile
on my face.

Ancl I'll always want her to be
a part of our lives in the future.

And with 90 guests waiting to watch
this young couple get hitched...

...there's no time to dwell
on what might have been.

What time is it? Are we late?

Are we on time?
Quarter to one.

It's quarter to one?
Yeah. BLEEP!

Six months of planning have come
down to this one moment.

I'm just waiting for Millie to...
for my cue for

go and get Millie to walk her
down the stairs.

MOUTHS:

Eventually,
and only a few minutes late...

Don't stamp it, Millie.
No, I'll try not to.

You'll know anyways.
You'll hear an elephant.

SHE GIGGLES
I look pretty!

We'll have a cuddle, Dad. Shall we?

Are you excited? Aw!

Don't cry. I'm not gonna cry.
Come on.

What, is she coming in now?

Oh, my God! Ooh!

It's happening, lad.

Big, deep breath. We got this.

I feel like crying.

Well, there you go.

Thank you.
Good luck, Harley.

Aw!
You look beautiful.

Thank you.
Give us a kiss.

Harley, will you take Millie
to be your lawful wedded wife,

and will you love, respect,
and care for her?

I will.

And, Millie, will you take Harley

to be your lawful wedded husband,

and will you love, respect, and care
for him? I will.

Despite setback...

Oh, that's not good, that.

...after setback...

Where the BLEEP is my ring?

Oh, it's there.

...this young couple
have refused to give up.

The most thing I'm excited for is
to see Millie walk down the aisle.

Yeah.

It is now our privilege
and indeed our pleasure

that I may call you now
husband and wife.

Congratulations!

# We've gotta keep this dream
Alive... #

And even though his mum isn't here
to celebrate with him,

Harley is determined
not to let it spoil the party.

Even though she didn't come, like,
I've obviously got to move on.

Like, it's my special clay,

and obviously,
it's Millie's special clay.

Ancl I don't want to be sad.
Do you know what I mean?

Like, obviously, it is sad.
Like, I'm inside feeling sad.

But I'll be all right.

# We've gotta keep this dream alive

# Oh, you and me. #

I'm a married man now.

Obviously, we said "I do's"
and stuff, and...

Yeah. just over the moon.

Obviously, I cried.

I couldn't hold the tears back,
but, yeah, it's amazing.

Do you know, when I saw Millie
for the first time on the stairs,

I really had to hold back the tears.
It was really emotional

just thinking, you know,
how lovely she looked.

Just walking your daughter
down the aisle,

it's one of the proudest things
I think you can do as a dad.

I can't think
of anything else better.

Two down, nine more to go.

So we're gonna be doing this
for a fair few years yet, aren't I?

He may be missing
his mum and his best man,

but for Harley, today marks

a huge, significant moment
in his life...

HARLEY:

...becoming the latest addition
to the Radford ranks.

'Oh, the Radford clan grows
every year, I think, doesn't it?'

If it's not grandkids,
it's new husbands. Yeah.

'New boyfriends.'
'New boyfriends, new girlfriends.'

It's forever changing
and forever growing.

Come on, Heidi. Aw!

And Millie's wedding provides
a rare chance

for a full family get-together.

Clap and cheer
for Mr and Mrs Passmore!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

HARLEY:

The first people
who I'd want to thank in my speech

is obviously my in-laws,

because if it wasn't
for Sue and Noel,

I don't think
the wedding would've happened.

Even just without the wedding,
they do a lot for us.

Yeah, they do a lot.
Definitely.

'If we ever need help, like,

'we'd always go to,
like, Sue and Noel.'

Ancl I couldn't thank 'em enough,
like, honestly.

But that doesn't mean
you don't have to do a speech, Noel.

No.
Get up.

No. Shut up.

Harley was nervous.

He was really nervous
about doing it.

So everyone just sat down,

and Harley just stood up
and started doing his speech.

I thought
"All right, then, carry on."

'It should have been me first.
I just...'

'Not really.
You could have been last.'

I could've done, but I never.

'And I never thought anyone would
ever marry Millie, so I just...'

HE LAUGHS

No-one was ever brave enough.
Good on you, Harley. Well done, lad.

Speeches done...

Cheers, Mill. Cheers, Harley!

...it's time to party -
Radford style.

MAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
the bride and groom.

CHEERING

Harley and Millie have planned

a specially choreographed routine
for their guests,

and now it's time to see

if those dance lessons
have paid off.

I don't think Millie's up for it.

No, I don't want to, no.

Nope. Looks like they've bottled it.

Yeah, she's not afraid at all (!)

I did chicken out. It was my idea.

'But in my head, I could
just picture it going awful.'

Yeah.
So...

it was a big fat no
on the wedding night.

Well, that was money well spent (!)

At least everyone else
is having a go.

Against all the odds,

the first Radford wedding
in a decade has been a triumph,

and now there's just one question
on everyone's lips.

Who do you reckon's next?

Katie.

I think Chloe, probably.

She's been with Jake for a while.

I think Chloe,
but you just never know... No.

...with Katie and Conor, do you?

I'm really hoping
Chloe and Jake will get married.

I'm waiting, guys,
I can't do much else.

I'm throwing hints out there,
left, right, centre.

Whoever it is,
today is all about Millie.

It's been very, very special,
sharing it with my family today,

and times like this,

I really appreciate
and I'm very grateful for,

cos not everyone gets to share

nights like this
with all their family.

So I'm very, very grateful.

Ancl I've loved my whole entire clay.

Yeah, we love our kids to bits,

but there are times
where it is challenging.

You know, they test your patience.

'Harley might not have been an angel
when he was growing up, but...'

That's part of parenting.

'But I don't think Harley needs to
worry about his mum not turning up.

'After all, he's gained
another 24 members of the family.'

Well, it's 35
if you include the grandkids.

Either way, it's a lot,

but most of them would turn up
for the opening of an envelope.

It really has been a clay
to remember. It's been lovely.

The stress, the expense,
and everything

it's been getting to this point.
Yeah.

It's been worth it all, hasn't it?
Yeah, it has, yeah.

It's been lovely.
It's been such a lovely clay.

And, yeah,
we've gained a son-in-law.

He's definitely
one of the family now, isn't he?

Next time...

NOEL: What is that?

My question is, whose is it?

It's a big surprise, is this.

Booked it.
Three weeks before the baby.

We can't go. No, I can't.

'If we fall apart,
the whole family falls apart.'

She'd gone into lab our.

We're cutting it fine.

BABY CRI ES