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# Love, please say your truth... #

How did we meet?
Well, I was doing her mum's roof,

and I really, really needed
to go to the toilet.

So I knocked on the door,
and, obviously,

this beautiful woman answered
the door, Millie.

I sort of knew, like,
after, like, two weeks.

You just know
when someone's the one.

MILLIE: 'Definitely had a bit
of Harley in the proposal.

'He dropped the ring.'

I love how dopey you are.

# For the meaning is so clear... #

Honestly, I can't wait.
I'm so excited.

It's gonna be a very, very good day.

# Lips are close to mine... #

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NOEL: What's Millie's expectations?

SUE: I think she wants somewhere
really nice.

She picked out pretty much
the most expensive one in the shop.

1,650, I cannot afford that.

Does that price shock you?

It's more than what
we were hoping for. OK.

"I want this, I want that."

You think it's gonna be like
some fairy tale ending.

We're trying to do everything,
and we can't.

You haven't done anything.
Kids running about day in, day out.

I've literally had enough.

So, so, so rude.
That was you!

No!

We are finished.
The wedding's off.

NOEL: Here we are. The bride's here.

Right, have we all got a drink
in our hands?

SALLY LINDSAY: The Radford's house
is awash with excitement.

The engagement of daughter Millie
to partner Harley

is a cause for celebration.

Let's just all raise a toast

to Millie and Harley
for getting engaged.

ALL: Yay!

Go have prosperous lives.

Cheers.

Cheers, Harley.

Despite having a family this large,

the Radfords have had fewer weddings
than you would think.

SUE: It's been a long time

since there's been
a Radford wedding, isn't there?

Yeah. Nine years since Sophie
and Joe got married.

I know, it's mad to think, innit?

We've got, like, the last
30-odd years, all these kids,

and yet we've only had one wedding.

I think in our day,
it was the thing to do.

But now I just don't think
the young ones are into it.

See, I think it is important.
I'm more of a traditionalist.

A wedding is still
a day to be cherished.

It's one of the key moments
in your life.

It's not that common
for the Radfords to have weddings,

so do the young ones even know
what they are?

A wedding is where people
get married,

and then they buy a house.

Kissing is disgusting.
Yeah.

LAUGHTER

I definitely didn't know Harley
was gonna propose.

You was very quiet.

Cos I was really nervous,
but I'm glad you said yeah.

We've got lots of planning to do,
which is really exciting.

I mean, that's like the main
exciting bit, as well, isn't it?

Obviously, the most important part
is, like,

to see you walk down the aisle.

SALLY LINDSAY: Getting to the aisle
won't be easy.

HARLEY: Oi. No!

Not with the pressure
these two are under.

Millie, try and keep him quiet.

A wedding won't provide
a sticking plaster

if you're at each other's throats.

I just...
Harley, what a mess.

I think it's creating
a lot of tension

between us both, trying to organise
a wedding and be parents.

I'm excited.

CHILD: Ooh!
When you have kids,

no matter how many you've got,

it does test
your relationship, anyway.

When it's me, Millie and the kids
in the house all together

and the kids scream and cry,
it's crazy.

I wish I could just...
be at work every day.

The stresses of planning
a wedding are a big test

on whether or not
you're gonna get through that.

Millie!
I say this to you all time -

you butt in when I'm speaking.

NOEL: Getting to the altar
isn't gonna be easy.

There's a lot of pressure on them,
isn't there?

HE SIGHS
I want this to be over with already.

SALLY LINDSAY: In getting married,

Millie and Harley are breaking
with Radford family tradition.

I don't know what
I'm looking for in here.

I don't know why
you've given me a magazine.

Noel's worried they'll end up
breaking the bank, as well.

And what's Millie's expectations?
Are we talking the golf club,

or are we going here, the Maldives?

I think she wants somewhere
really nice, doesn't she?

So I don't think a wedding
has to be all glitzy, expensive.

To me, it's more...
just family and friends

all celebrating the wedding.
I think Harley is just more,

"Let's just get married,
it doesn't matter."

For me, and I think for any woman,

there's one day, isn't there,

where you can have
the most amazing dress,

the most amazing venue,
and just the most amazing day?

So, for me,
it's definitely worth it.

Well, isn't it normally
the bride's family

that pay for the wedding?

Like, the father of the bride.

And this is old traditional, right?

I don't really do
old and traditional.

Can't we just hand it over
to Harley and Millie?

Say, "There you are, you want
to get married? Deal with it."

You can't do that.

Well, I can.

You want it to be a lovely day,
don't you?

Why did we not just have boys?
It'd have been so much easier.

Perfect wedding venue would be...
obviously, massive.

And we've got to have, like,
a big evening room.

And I don't want anywhere
with really old carpet.

No.

Millie's expectations
are quite high, I must admit.

Well, that's the thing, isn't it?
All young people,

they all look on Instagram,
all the rest of these platforms

to see the perfect dress,
the perfect cake,

all the rest of it,
and that's what they want.

Let's go.

SALLY LINDSAY: Sue has arranged
a viewing at a venue

that Millie has fallen in love with.

I have high expectations.

But will bridezilla be satisfied?

How would you describe a bridezilla?

It's like a spoilt brat, is it not?

"I want this for my wedding.
I want that for my wedding."

Is that a bridezilla?
I think so.

INTERVIEWER: Have you ever used
the term jokingly to her

during the planning?

We actually have said,

"Millie, please don't turn into
a bridezilla."

And she just laughed it off.
She's like, "Nah."

Nah, she's not one of them.

Ooh, I think we could be here.

Ooh, this is nice, isn't it?
This is stunning, isn't it?

Beautiful.
This is lovely.

SALLY LINDSAY: Wow, look at that.

Millie's starting
as she means to go on.

Yeah, fairly biggish.
Close friends and family.

Because it's a big wedding,
even if it's just family, isn't it?

Wow, this place is amazing,
isn't it?

Florida?

Yeah, Florida.
Disney.

Yeah. Yeah.

INTERVIEWER:
Can you imagine being married?

'I can imagine myself married.'

Look at that view, Millie.

But I'm not sure when
I see myself being married.

SALLY LINDSAY: Wait, what?
Seriously?

What a view. Like, you can't get
a better view than that, can you?

It doesn't matter
what kind of wedding you have,

it can be the perfect location,
the perfect dress,

the perfect everything.

But if you've not got
the relationship working,

it's not gonna work, is it?
It's not gonna work.

Beautiful.

It's beautiful,
but there's a problem.

I really, really love this place,

but all we get is the venue,

and we have to organise
everything else ourselves.

I think that's just too much
for us to take on. Yeah.

The hunt for the perfect venue
goes on.

Coming up...

Have you been dress shopping at all?
No.

..the wedding planning
gets serious...

Dad won't like this one.

..seriously expensive, that is.

All of the dresses in here
are absolutely stunning.

And trouble at home...

Stressful.
You ready?

..increases the pressure.

"Can't be that stressful."

What is one thing
I always say to you?

That I don't have the kids
by myself.

You've never done a day
with three kids by yourself, ever.

SALLY LINDSAY: Noel may be panicking
about the cost of the wedding,

but luckily for him, Harley believes
in paying his fair share

and being a traditional breadwinner.

It's the right blade, yeah?
Yeah, it'll do.

So he started a new job.

Me and Jamie
are working late tonight.

You can tell the difference -
he's a lot faster than me.

For Harley,
this is not just any job.

This is the first time
I've ever had a full-time job, yeah.

I need to get some pennies in
for mine and Millie's wedding.

Right, these are the inches we had.

I've got to pay for the wedding,
as well, not just them.

And nothing comes free in life.
So, obviously,

I do like Sue and Noel,
and, obviously,

I won't let them pay for it all.

So how's Harley doing?

Nice young lad to help me work.

Can never normally get the staff.

He's getting there.
Third week this week, innit?

A busy work schedule has meant that
four weeks on from his proposal,

Harley has not been involved
in the planning at all.

'Has she got big plans?'
'Millie's been doing it all.

'I still haven't looked anywhere,
to be honest.'

Well, Lee's going with roll two.

'We haven't really talked about it

'cos, obviously, I'm working
from half-ten till seven at night.

'And the rest, yeah.'

If Harley thought he had it hard...

We'll probably be home
at about ten o'clock.

..spare a thought
for bride-to-be Millie...

Chester, don't even think about it.
Don't throw.

..alone at home
with three troublesome kids.

There were some days where you both
don't actually speak to each other,

because your day is that hectic,
and by the time it's calmed down,

it's like, um,
daft o'clock at night

and you're both worn out from
the day and you wanna go to bed.

That was very delayed, Chester.

Say, "Thank you."

HARLEY:

After 12 hours at work...

..Harley's home.

Oi!
SHE GIGGLES

Are you pulling my pants?

But a hard day at work
is followed by a hard night at home.

Harley doesn't often
have time off work.

He quite likes to be
out of the house

and away from the mayhem at home.

I always say to you when you go,
"It can't be that stressful."

What is one thing I always say
to you?

That I don't have the kids
by myself.

You've never done a day
with three kids by yourself, ever.

You probably wouldn't trust me,
anyways.

Harley may be fulfilling
his breadwinner role,

but that's at the expense
of the housework.

You didn't clean it, Harley.

Harley, I'm sorry, you didn't.

I hate mess.

But I can do the washing.

I know how to work
the washing machine.

'You like toys everywhere
and, like, washing everywhere

'and pots, which I hate.'

She'll tell me to do something,
and I'll just say,

"Give me five minutes."
We'll bicker over that.

Another thing I hate is probably...
Hm.

One... two... three!

..the bath time debate -

one of us has to dry hair,

one of us baths,
but nine times out of ten,

I bath and dry the hair,
which is another thing I hate.

If their traditional roles
don't work for them,

what hope is there
for their traditional wedding?

That was really rude, actually.
I don't even care.

NOEL: Hiya, Joe. I'm just seeing
if you're coming to the wedding.

With Millie and Harley
locking horns,

organising the wedding
has fallen to Noel.

Are you bringing them, as well?

So how many's that, each of you?

But he's insisting
on a cap on numbers.

Kids AND grandkids? Oh, my God.

Five, right.

Yeah, I know.
It is a long way, isn't it?

Good three hours, I would think,
yeah.

Two down.

The invite list
is looking a bit slimmer.

There was almost 200 people
on the list,

and it just started
to get ridiculous.

So I'm putting my foot down.

How long has she not been well for?

Oh, well, that's a shame.

Dot plus-one is off.

Undeterred,
Sue is back out with Millie,

visiting another potential venue.

I just can't wait to actually see
what it looks like.

I feel like it's gonna be nice.
Do you? Yeah.

I know that Harley would just
be happy with whatever I like.

I know that if I like it, I know
that Harley will like it, yeah.

I like a traditional relationship
where Harley is the breadwinner.

He thinks he makes
the big decisions,

but I tell him what to do.

'I definitely wear the trousers
in our relationship.'

This drive is taking longer
than expected.

We can't find it.
I think we're struggling, aren't we?

Sat nav!
Or is it just really bad drivers?

Are we here?

Oh, gosh. What a mess.

No, this is not it.
This cannot be it.

He's lost.
I don't think I'd get out my car.

That sounds a bit bridezilla.
Just saying.

Oh, God!

There's Radford time,

and then there's the time
you should be there.

And we are always Radford time.

Never on time for anything.
Never on time.

And we always get lost.
We do.

But across town...

Where's this flipping shop?

..Harley's finished work in time
to do something important to him.

I am looking for another ring,

because, obviously, the other one
was just a memory kind of thing.

So, she needs a proper ring.

INTERVIEWER:
Have you got a budget in mind?

£550.

Do you know what she wants?

I know exactly what ring.

We came and had a look a while back,
and she did point one out.

NOEL: See, you'd never do that
with me.

I'm supposed to be a mind reader
with buying new things.

I have no idea. You never say
anything that you want.

Yeah, but I'm easy to buy for.
You're not.

SALLY LINDSAY: Harley's been told
what to buy...

Is that it?

..but there's a problem.

No. Maybe that one.

Actually, it wasn't 350, it's 550.

I can't remember which one it was.

With his mind gone blank,

Harley's forced to make
a best guess.

I like this one here.

The 549 one there.
Let's have a look.

There you go.

But on closer inspection...

Nah, I feel like that's too big.

..it's not the one.

And Harley's desperate
to get it right.

'To be honest,
I do have to watch what I spend.

'I'm very far from a rich man.'

INTERVIEWER: Did you have money
when you were growing up?

Um... I wouldn't say I had money.

Sometimes, hate speaking
about the holidays

or, like,
memories that I had growing up.

Because I hate making
Harley sit there

and think about how he didn't have
all them memories.

'My dad was an electrician, yeah.'

He used to work on
Blackpool Pleasure Beach.

Test all the rides out, yeah.

But when I was a teenager, like,

he was, like, really poorly.

And obviously, he didn't have
a job or anything,

so, like, we couldn't go out
and do, like, all these nice things,

go on holidays and stuff.

I feel like if he was all right,

that would have made, like,
my family a lot happier in life.

That's really nice.

It's probably the best one
that I like.

I think Millie
would absolutely love it.

SALLY LINDSAY:
Harley's made a decision...

..but at what cost?

INTERVIEWER: Is that anywhere near
what you could afford? No.

But Harley has a plan.

If I get paid monthly,
can I put a deposit down?

Absolutely. If you put about £160...

then you've got six months
to pay it off. Yeah.

So, my budget has gone from 550

to the 1,650.

I hope you know what you're doing.

'I cannot afford that.

'It's a lot of money,
thinking about it.'

Thank you. See ya.

Meanwhile...

SUE: Oh, this is gorgeous.

This has the vibe.

MILLIE: Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

..Sue and Millie have finally found
the venue of their dreams.

This is really, really nice, Millie.

I love these chairs.
I love all this.

This is so nice, Millie.

I think it's just perfect.
Yeah, I love it.

I mean, as soon as we walked into
that venue,

you just knew that that was the one,
didn't you? Yeah.

Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.

For me, princess wedding,
that would have been

the perfect place
when I was a little girl. Yeah.

SUE GASPS
Millie, that is so nice.

I love this place.

Everything about this is beautiful.

I don't think I'd change
anything about this.

Just one slight hurdle to overcome.

Does that price shock you,
or is that roughly what you thought?

It's more than what
we were hoping for. OK.

Well, we could take that off,
we don't need that.

We can take that off,
we don't need that.

I don't know about this one.
This is a lot of money.

Yeah. I'll pop that date on hold
for you for the week.

Brilliant, yeah.

I think Harley might have to put
a few extra shifts in at work.

A few extra and more.

To date, there's only been
one Junior Radford...

SOPHIE: Let's have a little look.
..to tie the knot.

Aw, look at that.

You look so young there.
JOE: I know.

Can you believe
that was ten years ago?

But when you're already a couple,

does getting married
really make it any better?

Look at Daisy and Oscar, though.

They're, like,
in high school now. Aw.

Eldest daughter Sophie and
husband Joe are the people to ask.

Is that my speech?
That is you doing your speech, yep.

I look like I'm gonna cry.

You actually do look like
you're gonna cry.

I'm sorry
that I put you through that.

What a lovely day it was, as well.

It was so nice and hot, as well,
wasn't it? Yeah.

Aw, I love that picture
of me and my dad. Yeah.

Aw.
Your dad was so happy, as well.

He was. He started crying.
Yeah.

My God, everyone's grown up
so much since then.

And there she is -
the one that's getting married.

I think it'd be really nice
for Millie and Harley to be married,

cos they've got three kids now,
like what me and Joe did.

I think they're definitely ready
for it.

I feel like getting married

is showing your commitment
to one another, isn't it?

I would say
it can be quite challenging.

Obviously, running a house,
you know, day-to-day life.

You do feel like there's
something there to fight for.

Whereas if you're just
boyfriend and girlfriend,

you can go your separate ways.

I suppose getting married is just
celebrating your love, isn't it?

Just be there for each other.

Like, if you've got a problem,
share it with your other half,

because you can guarantee
it'll get sorted.

Yeah, so it is all about
two becoming one, isn't it?

You know, and just being one family.

You do look gorgeous like that.

Oh, thank you. So do you.
I know.

Jesus, you head butted me
with your massive head!

Millie has already spent
a lot of money on venues and rings,

and today,
she's going to spend some more.

SUE: What a beautiful day
it is today.

I mean, why not?
It's not her cash.

Wedding dress shopping entails
all of us girls going.

We will help Millie,
letting her know

if it's a nice dress
or if it's not really a nice dress.

Have you been dress shopping at all?

No.
No, it's the first one.

Are you excited? Oh, I can't wait.

Everyone pick one.

Budget-wise, are you bothered
too much about budget,

or are you...?
My dad is.

But he's not here,
so we're all right.

Budgets have risen
in the last 32 years

since Sue bought hers.

My dress was £80.
It was in the sale in, um,

I think it was British Home Store.

An ex-display one. Yeah. £80.

My wedding dress was 1,850.

I think it's gonna be
a really, really hard choice,

cos all of the dresses in here
are absolutely stunning.

Dad won't like this one.

2,650.
I don't think that's bad.

I actually don't think they're,
like, massively, like, expensive.

I know.

You're not gonna get
an £80 wedding dress in here.

This is really, really exciting.

Like, the dresses are amazing.

I think I might ask Noel to
marry me again, what do you think?

Might as well.

SALLY LINDSAY: Whilst Millie
has a posse of family

to help her choose...

..across town...

Yeah, I'll try it on, yeah.

..Harley hasn't.

Yeah, I do wish my dad was here
for my special day, yeah.

Even though he will be
looking down, like,

yeah, I do really wish he was here.

WOMAN: This is the one that matches.

No, I think you go for
the opposite colour.

With Noel being here,
like, it helps me out a lot.

INTERVIEWER: He'll help you get
the right suit?

Yeah, he'll help me
if I'll get the right suit, yeah.

I'm sure it won't make me look daft.

It must be a little bit sad,
you know, for Harley.

His dad's not gonna see him
walking down the aisle

and getting married
and all the rest of it.

So if Harley needs to know anything
or any advice, I'm here for him.

I feel like I'd want something,
like, a bit more tighter on my legs.

Do you think?
I think you should try it

with a different colour waistcoat.
It's got to be more timeless.

Yeah, yeah. Can I try that one?
Yeah, definitely.

Harley, he's had a tough life,
hasn't he?

His dad died when he was young.

I mean, losing his sister, as well.
Yeah.

Two of the closest people to you
in the world, aren't they?

'And it's obviously put a lot
of pressure on just his mum.'

I think Harley says from,
like, the age of 11, he just...

he just went downhill.
He found it really hard to cope.

Look, this goes better with the tie.
Yeah.

To have Noel as my father-in-law,
it'd be really nice.

He says to me all the time,
you know, how grateful he is

that, you know, he's gonna become
part of the family and, um...

and how much he loves us all.

Oh, actually, I do quite like it.

SALLY LINDSAY: Back with the girls,
the decision's getting nearer.

It's a lot longer at the back.

Oh, wow, I love that!

I actually prefer that one
to the first one.

Ooh.
I like that.

We are getting nearer.

Oh, that is stunning.

Millie, I absolutely love that.
I love that.

Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Yeah, this is my favourite.

If you don't get that,

I'm gonna get remarried
and have that.

Millie's actually found THE ONE
that she loves.

And it is beautiful, isn't it?
It is an absolutely stunning dress.

'She's made
a really, really good choice.'

She picked out pretty much
the most expensive one in the shop.

Coming up...
Who's going down next?

..illness rips through the house.

Just heard a door slam open
and someone straight to the toilet.

NOEL: Without going
too graphic detail,

luckily, it's not a lumpy one.

For God's sake.

And the wedding hits
a major obstacle.

SUE: 'That's a nightmare.'

'I really didn't wanna tell
Mum and Dad,

'because I didn't wanna add
more stress onto them.'

SALLY LINDSAY: In Morecambe,

preparations for the wedding
are on hold.

COUGHING

The area has been hit
by a seasonal sickness bug.

HARLEY: You need a drink
or anything?

Among those affected is Millie.

Millie's really poorly,
and I can't afford being ill.

I've had a few days off work,
and, obviously, it's not ideal.

Harley has had to stay home
and look after the kids.

CHILD BABBLES

Staying at home's really hard,

I've never had the kids
before all by myself,

so honestly, it's so, so hard work.

Oops. I'm sorry.

CHILD CRIES

They're not the only ones affected.

LUKE: There's a sickness
going around.

Do what you will
to quarantine yourself.

Emergency restrictions are in place

after the bug hit
the Radford house hard.

AIMEE: When someone gets sick,
it spreads really fast.

Heidie had it.

And then by about five o'clock,

Casper and Oscar
were both throwing up.

Midway through the night,

just heard a door slam open and
someone straight to the toilet.

And Casper's knocking
on the door trying to get in.

And Katie goes, "I'm in here.
You can't come in."

Casper's like, "No!"
HOOVER WHIRRS

So, Casper's been sick
all over here.

Luckily, it's not a lumpy one.

Be grateful for small mercies, eh?

But at least Noel
gets to try his new toy.

Like the best buy we've ever had,
it really is.

Moving away. And that's it.
It's done.

Somebody's got the grim job.
That'll be me.

INTERVIEWER: How do you manage it?

If it's the little ones,
they're Heidie or Bonnie,

you want them sat with you,
especially with the being sick.

If they're a bit older,
you can just say to them,

"Go and stay in your room."

But that creates
a different problem.

Are you quarantined
to this room, then?

We can only be in rooms
where no-one's at,

and that's our room.

Well, yes, it is, Casper, because
we're in a room with nothing to do.

Poor old Oscar, he's still
traumatised from last night.

Oh, Casper is off to the loo again.

RETCHING

And whilst half the house
are now ill,

there are two notable exceptions.

I don't understand how Mum and Dad
don't get it either, you know.

Maybe they're just, like,
superhuman,

so they've just gone through it
so much, they're now immune to it.

Soon as one or two of them
start being sick,

you start thinking, "Oh, what's
that? Oh, I don't feel too good."

Yeah, yeah. You know
if you start to feel like...

You start convincing yourself.

Like, I got up this morning,
I was like, "Mm, I don't know,

"I hope I'm not starting with it."

With half the house to protect,
Noel gets to work.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Phoebe.
Wash them properly.

And wash your hands.
Wash them for longer

than what
you'd normally wash them for.

Don't want that tummy bug, do you?
It's nasty.

Well, I'm just gonna go
around the house,

making sure
all the windows are open,

just getting fresh air
blowing through.

Any lurgies in the air. Leave that
there, ready for the next one.

Well, we've done
as much as we possibly can.

Let's hope so.

White weddings don't stay white for
long when there's vomit everywhere.

INTERVIEWER: Who's going down next?

Fingers crossed
no-one else has succumbed.

NOEL: Oh, I don't feel well.
I really don't feel well.

Oh, no. Don't say that.
It's round two.

In Millie's house,
the illness has gone.

But it's been replaced
by a bigger problem.

INTERVIEWER: What's happened?
HARLEY: I have lost my job.

Basically, I got a call,

and they said, "It's obviously
not working out for you."

A lot of stuff went on
with Millie and stuff,

so I had to stay at home
with the kids,

and obviously,
we couldn't get a baby-sitter,

so... that's why they said
it's not working out for me,

which is understandable cos
everyone needs a reliable person.

So it is going to be
very, very hard,

because, obviously,
I've got no income whatsoever now.

Like, what are we actually gonna
do about the wedding? Mm.

"Just let you guys know,
don't need me to tell you,

"but I've lost my job."
For God's sake.

That's a nightmare.
That's a nightmare,

because the bit
that they were gonna chip in,

somebody else is gonna have to find.
As in us.

I think the idea was, you know,

obviously, Sue and I...
take the bulk of the cost, don't we?

But...
But not all.

..it's only right that Harley
should chip in, shouldn't he?

And make an effort
to pay for something.

My mum and dad are feeling
like their heads are gonna blow off.

'I really didn't want to tell
Mum and Dad

'because I didn't wanna add
more stress onto them.'

They can't expect us two
to pay for everything.

No, definitely not, no.

They want this wedding to happen,

they'll have to start
cutting corners, won't they?

On dresses, anything.

SHE EXHALES DEEPLY,
GROANS

First to go is the purchase of the
dress Millie had set her heart on.

'She is gonna be gutted.
It really was a princess dress.

'But she's gonna have to just go for
something a bit cheaper.'

Next, the engagement ring that
Harley stretched himself to afford.

But the turmoil
has left Millie and Harley

scrambling to salvage
their wedding...

and their relationship.

It is quite hard to be happy
and put a smile on today.

'There's still arguments
at the minute.'

Just little things that don't need
to be such a big fuss over

about the wedding...
is a major fuss.

I really want yellow themed.

No. I don't really like yellow.

I like this.
I don't want stuff like that.

When I lost my job,
obviously, like, we was both upset.

It's not for me. No!

STRONGLY: What do you want?

INTERVIEWER: Were you angry
with Harley?

I was really angry with Harley.

Nothing like that.
That's disgusting. Yeah, that, yeah.

'I felt like Millie
was, like, blaming it all...

'Like it was all my fault.'

When things go wrong,
do you ever turn on each other?

I feel like, yeah,
we do turn on each other,

I can turn on her.

You think it's gonna be,
like, some fairy tale ending.

Like, "I want this. I want that."

Well, it's not happening.

She can be the same with me.

Don't like it.

It just looks so scatty.
I'm not talking a colour like that!

I always blame Harley.

But it's Harley, nine times out
of ten, that causes the argument.

As if the Radfords
didn't have enough to deal with...

INDISTINCT

..they still have a houseful of kids

still not quite over
their tummy bug.

They're all getting
a bit fractious with one another.

It is difficult
to keep them all happy,

especially when
kids are getting bored.

So, you've got a houseful
of ill, short-tempered,

screen-addicted under-12s
to entertain.

Sue's solution better be a good one.

My mum absolutely loves
charity shops,

and when I went round the other day,
she went, "Hey, look what I've got.

"These are gonna help you."

Are they what I think they are?

So, we're gonna get the kids
off their devices,

and we're gonna go
and play some games.

'Have a return
to good old traditions.

'The old ways are the best.'

Seriously?
Board games for bored children?

I'm not really that big of a fan
of board games.

I know they were quite a big thing
in the '90s or 2000s.

I don't really enjoy board games.

Sue's on a hiding to nothing here.

Come on,
who wants to play some games?

Me!
No, I wanna play this first.

I will beat anyone at this.

You want to play that
with Oscar, then?

Yeah.
Yeah?

Ooh, look at these!

I won! I won the elephant!

See?
I won another game.

This is the sort of things

that me and Dad used to do
when we were younger.

I mean, some of these games
are donkey's years old.

That was mine.

My mum's definitely not got that
from the charity shop.

It's really nice
seeing them playing like this

instead of being stuck
to a blooming computer screen.

I'm definitely a firm believer
that having fun 50 years ago

is definitely the same
as having fun now.

It's not really what you play.
It's the way that you play it.

If you make it fun, the kids'll
enjoy it regardless of the game.

For boys who don't like board games,
they certainly get stuck in.

Even the older kids are rising out
of their sick beds to have a go.

Oh, I used to play that as a kid.

I'm playing!
I'm the best at that.

ELLIE: No, you're not. I am.

Oh, I remember playing this,
as well.

I suppose what makes it so much fun
for the kids, as well,

is that there's a lot of siblings
to play with,

and they are loving it.

But I think there might be
a bit of cheating going on there.

Maybe.
SUE LAUGHS

Cheating! Not allowed!

SALLY LINDSAY: Playing Sue's
traditional board games

have ensured that everyone
now feels that little bit better.

So Nana did good,
getting some board games.

That's cheating! Not allowed!

The pressure of a wedding Millie and
Harley can't afford is hitting hard.

HARLEY: 'That pressure
affects me really bad.'

Like, I go to sleep at night till...

I couldn't sleep till,
like, two o'clock in the morning.

Even with no TV on.

I just sit there,
and my mind is on overtime.

It's just going and going and going.

The stress levels for this wedding
have been pretty high up there.

We'd forgotten
just how stressful it was in...

Just from Sophie's wedding,
nine years ago.

From planning a wedding,
paying for a wedding, organising...

Just... Just all of it.

Harley now being at home all day
every day is also creating tension.

MILLIE: Lazy. Sits on Xbox all day.

Snappy, out of routine

and doesn't help
around the house at all.

So rude. So, so rude.
Where you going?!

Taking Elodie to my mum's.
Oh, whatever.

Honestly. Just leave me alone.

Feel like I can't do anything right.

I've had enough of him.

I might just get my shoes on
and go right now.

I won't come back.

I've had enough of it.

I'm not sure
I could go through with this.

All talk of the wedding
is now on hold.

SHE CRIES

SHE SOBS
All right, all right.

Millie and Harley are in crisis.

SHE CRIES

Coming up...
'Last night, it just erupted.'

I was not staying there with him.

Is it finally curtains
for Millie and Harley?

She keeps saying it's over,
and we just bicker all the time,

so this ain't going on any more.

Or can Noel
bring them back together?

You've only got
a certain amount of time.

But it does seem
like, sometimes, you think,

"I can't see my way out of this."

SALLY LINDSAY:
Millie and Harley's wedding is off.

HARLEY: 'Me and Millie fell out
yesterday.'

She ended up going
to her mum's house.

She keeps saying it's over,

and we just bicker
all the time, so...

I don't really know what's going on.

It got to the point
where we was like,

"No, this ain't going on any more.
We can't do it."

Yeah, that was really sad.
I feel like...

I feel lost.

MILLIE:
'Last night, it just erupted.

'Didn't go great.'

I was not staying there with him.

INTERVIEWER:
Did the argument make you wonder

whether getting married
is the right thing?

Absolutely no way.

Yeah, no.

Harley doesn't have a traditional
father figure in his life,

so Noel's going
to step into the breach.

When I lost my job, she's like,
"Oh, what are you gonna do now?"

And I thought, "This is
a lot of pressure on me, like."

But it's,
"I'm not doing this and that."

It's just so stressful.

I think
a lot of Harley's issues are,

they just stem from frustration.

Millie can come home,
bend her mum's ear,

talk to one of her sisters,
and Harley just hasn't got that.

Like, how do you pick yourself up?
So, you're up against the clock.

But it does seem like,
sometimes, you think,

"I can't see my way
out of this stuff."

But just don't dwell on the past
and what's happened.

I think, if it was my son,
it'd just be,

"Look, get helping around the house
and just get motivated again."

'Simple as that.
There's nothing else you can do.'

Obviously, I didn't have my dad.

I feel like my dad would have said,

"Come on, you've got this",
kind of thing.

Like, he'd be supportive.

He'd be like,
"Don't give up", kind of thing.

And that's how I imagine
my dad to be.

All that matters is you
just get married and you're happy.

That's it.
Yeah. Yeah.

You'll think, "Why the hell
was I worrying all that time?"

To try and save the wedding,
Noel and Sue have hatched a plan.

I think, sometimes, when, you know,
they're as stressed as they are,

constantly at each other's throats,

maybe just a little bit
of time away.

In a relationship, sometimes, you do
need to just take that time out,

go and do something on your own.

So, what have Noel and Sue
got in mind?

I think Millie just needs to relax.
Harley needs to blow off some steam.

Go, go, go!

Noel's invited
a dozen Radfords along...

..as, for centuries
it's been a tradition,

when men don't really know
what to do,

they dress up
and pretend to shoot things.

Watch your back, Harley!

No, I'm dead!

I can't do this by myself!

What Harley needs
is to see he'll never be alone.

Come on, Harley.
Man down.

Come on, faster. Faster!

I don't think mine's working.

'If he marries Millie...'

Behind you!
Push forward!

..he knows he'll always have
a Radford that has his back.

Right, come on, boys! Get together.

I've got him. I'm seeing him.
He's going to the box!

Good shot, Harley.
Well done, boys!

I'm back in!
Harley's catching on.

Boys!

I got Josh out. Man down.
Whoa!

No!
VOICE FROM BOX: 'Blue team win.'

WHISTLE BLOWS
Proper team spirit, isn't it?

It all looks a bit
Jean-Claude Van Damme to me.

Oh, this is beautiful!

THEY LAUGH

For Millie's healing day,

the girls have opted for
a far more serene solution.

The girls are definitely having
a more relaxing day than the men.

I can assure you of that.
Take a seat for me.

MILLIE: Definitely need this.

It's nice
just to take a bit of time away.

Every time I've spoke to Mum
about it and how stressful it is,

she's like,
"It's always all worth it."

The reason for
taking Harley and Millie away

was to help them overcome
their relationship problems.

WOMAN: Cold, innit?

Just goes to show
how much I wanted a drink.

I don't even like Buck's Fizz.
SHE LAUGHS

Whoo!
Whoo!

If me and Harley were to split up,
I'd be very upset,

and I'd feel really...
disappointed in myself.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

LAUGHTER

I feel like I should maybe listen
to Harley a bit more

and maybe understand
where he's coming from, so...

I think it is really important
that we communicate,

and I know that we will fix it.

MAN: We've got
three burgers ready here.

In the male camp,
Harley's mood has also changed.

Oh, Harley's on...
He's absolutely loving it.

And I reckon, if you asked him now,

he'd just think,
"Oh, yeah, completely gone."

Just enjoying life,
and that's the way it should be.

Coming out today with everyone and,
like, my mates and Millie's family,

like, I've really enjoyed myself.

LAUGHTER

So I'm gonna go home
to Millie and the kids,

and, obviously,
I'm gonna speak to her,

saying I do want
the wedding to go ahead.

It's like that bit of closure,
isn't it, on a relationship? Yeah.

It feels, like, official,
when you're married, doesn't it?

Noel gave me a bit of advice,

saying, "Today's a different day
than tomorrow."

Wise words, Noel, and very true.

Because, the very next week...

..Harley's back in work!

That's half a bag right there,
innit? Yep. Perfect.

We're doing landscaping.

So, obviously,
he wants all the tiling done.

He wants grass.
He wants plants, pond.

'Yeah, it's gonna look good
when it's done.'

I love the kid.
He's an absolute belter.

Earning his shekels for the wedding,
I believe.

Make them dreams happen.

His job means that the wedding
of their dreams is back on track.

Is that all right?

Perfect, Harley.
Thank you very much.

Fireworks!
FIREWORKS SCREECH

Millie and Harley
have had a difficult time.

Their relationship
and their proposed wedding

have been pushed to the very edge.

But now all of that is behind them.

The wedding is back on.

I love you.
I love you, too.

The big day is now only weeks away.

Nothing in this world is perfect,

but there's always time
for tradition.

Yeah, in, like, 1802.

And weddings
would've been cheaper then.

HARLEY SHOUTS: Millie!

MILLIE: Did you genuinely have
to shout like that?

Next time...

SUE: It's really special, isn't it,
when your daughters get married?

HARLEY: Oh, that's not good, that.
Right, you can go now

cos you're actually
stressing me out really badly.

'I love Harley,
but he does do my head in.'

Where the BLEEP is my ring?

NOEL: 'When I saw Millie
on the stairs,

'I really had to hold back
the tears.'

Our families are very different.

I'm not entirely sure
how it's gonna work out.

SHE SCREAMS

HARLEY: 'She just wasn't there.

'I cried that much.
I'd feel heartbreaking.'