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So, you're nervous to meet her?

A little bit.

No, you don't have to be.

Just a little bit nervous. I

mean, I just really hope she

likes me.

Of course she will. There's no

reason she wouldn't.

You think so?

Yes, you're amazing.

Thank you baby.

I brought you here for a reason.

Aww, thank you. Yeah, I am sure

she'll be nice. Everything will

go well.

I think you guys are going to

end up being friends.

Yeah. I feel a lot better now.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I'm excited to meet her. I mean,

you've talked about her so much.

I can't wait to meet her.

Yeah. I've been thinking about

this day for a while now and I

just thought it was right.

Yeah. I wonder when she's going

to get here.

She should be here. She might

take a shower.

Yeah.

Or she's just got off work.

Hey, it's just on our sink that

we can play.

This is my girlfriend, Aria.

Hi, Aria.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Hi. I'm Bobby.

Oh, I'm Aria. Nice to meet you.

Yeah. I'm tired of step mom.

Aww, it's so good to finally

meet you.

Yeah, you too. Well, we were

going to... I thought we could

play a game, but maybe I'll

just let you guys hang out.

No, we've been waiting for you

to come over. We'd love to play

a game with you.

Yeah.

Come on, mom. I'm not

interested in seeing you.

Okay. So, I was thinking we

could play this war pair game

where we just basically would

flip over a card and then

whoever has the higher card, we

can...

They win.

They win and they put it to the

bottom of the stack.

Okay.

Right, Ty? We play this game

all the time.

Yeah, I think she'll like it.

Yeah.

Cool. So, do you want to start?

Yeah, I'll go first.

So... Oh.

I'm sorry, I'm late.

So, how long have you two been

together?

We've been together for like

three months now.

Yeah, I'd say three months.

Okay. Cool.

I can't win.

Wow, you're winning, huh?

No.

Wow, just... Yeah, you're good

at this game.

The cards are just picking

themselves. It's just fake.

It's just fake.

A queen again!

Wow, I guess I didn't shuffle

these cards at all.

I didn't know, it's crazy.

Well, Tyler usually does this,

like, shuffling so I guess you

didn't shuffle the cards.

Well, I didn't think we were

going to play today.

So, what are you studying?

I'm actually going to school as

a psychology major.

Oh, okay.

Nice.

Yeah, it's fun, I really like

it.

Cool.

And she has straight As.

Yes.

Oh wow, good, good. We like a

good studious girl who's also

very good at cards.

I don't know how, this is my

first time playing too.

So, yeah, do you have brothers

and sisters? Are you close with

your parents?

Um, yeah, I have two sisters

and I'm pretty close with my

parents. We get along very well.

Do they know you're here?

Yeah, they do.

Okay, so you tell them

everything.

Yeah, we have a pretty open

relationship.

Okay, that's good. Wow, you're

really just...

Again, I know, this is crazy.

Wow.

Let's get this stuff.

You get a lot of them at least

once.

It's the cards.

Yeah, respect our elders, no I'm

joking.

No, not all.

Yeah, I'm a cool step mom, I

try to be.

Yeah.

Right Tyler?

You're such a cool step mom.

So, do you want kids someday?

What are you thinking with your

future?

I'm not sure.

Have you guys talked about that?

Not really, I mean my sisters

have a lot of kids, so I don't

know if I want any, it's just a

big responsibility.

Yeah, I don't know. We shouldn't

be talking about kids right now.

Maybe they'll be together three

months.

I know, but it's always good to

just make sure that you're on

the same page, you know, you're

not getting any younger and we

don't want to waste time, you

know.

Not that I'm ready to be a

grandma, but I'm just saying I

would like to at some point.

Aww, maybe a few years from now.

Maybe ten years down the line

we'll think about it.

Ten years?

You're right, I think ten years

would be a good time.

Wow, okay. Yeah, so what are

your hobbies and things?

I really like painting, I like

going out in nature, like

hiking.

Okay, that's good, healthy

hobbies.

Yeah.

What else do you do with your

family? Do you hang out a lot?

We go on trips, we hang out, we

have like movie nights and game

nights.

Nice.

Yeah, I love cartoons.

Cool.

Yeah.

What kind of music do you like?

I'm really into like EDM and

indie and the rap music.

Oh wow, it's a bit aggressive

isn't it? It's a bit rowdy.

Right.

Do you like that music, Tyler?

Yeah, I don't mind it, you know,

I like all kinds of music.

Okay, I didn't know that.

Well, she brings out new things

in me.

Oh wow.

This is why I like her so much.

Aww, baby.

Wow.

Well, I guess I'm learning a

lot about Tyler too today.

Right.

Okay, nice. What do you guys do

together? Tyler, do you take

her on some nice dates?

He's taken me to a few cool

places.

Okay. Yeah, we went out to a

nice sushi restaurant the other

day.

Yeah, sushi was so good.

Fleshed a movie after.

Good, I'm glad that you take

her out and, you know, be a

gentleman.

Of course.

We went to the beach the other

day, that was so fun.

Fun.

Do you want to keep playing?

Yeah, we can keep playing. I

think it's your turn.

Oh, it is my turn. Oh, I

finally won.

You finally won.

Wow.

I mean, finally.

You win again.

Again, I'm hitting my street

back.

You are.

I think I better shuffle now.

Yeah.

You should.

So, what other games? Like, do

you guys play cards a lot or

games together?

Oh, like board games, we play

board games, sometimes video

games.

Not too much cards though.

I guess that's like an older

generational thing, right?

A little bit, I think so.

I've never played a video game.

Tyler was meant to teach me but

you haven't yet, have you?

Aww.

I'm not very good at technology

so.

You need a teacher.

I've been spending a lot of

time with Aria so.

We can start spending more time

with you too.

That's very sweet.

That's very sweet but you don't

want to hang out with your stepmom

all the time, do you, Tyler?

I know, you're so fun to be

around.

You're sweet.

Thank you.

So, kids, maybe in ten years,

you know, what are your career

goals?

Well, we just want to like make

money and travel.

What do you want to travel to?

I want to go to like Bali and

Thailand.

Wow, are those places safe?

I think so. I've had friends

that have gone. Some of our

friends have gone.

Okay.

I'm sure they're fine, mom, you

don't have to worry about us.

I do worry, it's my job to

worry, you know?

Yeah, but I mean, we're grown,

we don't really need you, you

know, bossing us around.

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, I wouldn't say it's bossing,

I would say it's just, you know...

He's giving us advice.

Yeah, looking out for you young

kids, you know?

But yeah, you know, if you

travel you've got to check in

with me a lot and be safe, okay?

Oh yeah, definitely.

And do you always wear like skimpy

clothes or is that just like a...

I mean, it's hot outside right

now, so...

Yeah. Yeah.

Mom, let's not ask any more

questions like that, that was

pretty rude.

It's okay.

I mean, I'm just, you know,

looking out for you because you

know what my other people think

when you dress a certain way,

you know?

Well yeah, but I brought her

over here because I really like

her, I don't want her to get

disrespected.

I don't think I'm disrespecting.

Oh, it's okay.

I'm just, you know...

You're just asking.

Yeah, I'm just looking out for

you.

Why?

So Tyler, now that you have

this lovely girlfriend, are you,

you know...

Are you thinking about your

career goals and like how are

you going to take care of her?

Well, you know, I'm in college

right now, so there's not

really much I can do besides

that.

Yeah, I mean, but it's good to

have goals for after college,

right?

Like, you know, what, we've

tried to talk about this before,

but like what line of work do

you want to get into?

I really have no idea, to be

honest with you, Mom, it's just,

but this isn't about me.

I mean, why don't you guys get

to know each other better?

We already know both of you.

Okay, yeah, you're not wrong.

He is doing really good right

now though, he takes good care

of me.

Yeah, okay, good, that's

important.

Right.

He's a good boy.

Yes, he's a very good boy.

Okay, we love him a lot, we

want to make sure that he's

always happy and taken care of.

No, definitely, I'll take care

of him too.

Do you cook?

Mm-hmm, I love cooking.

Yeah? Okay, what do you cook?

I like cooking all different

kinds of meals. My family is

Middle Eastern, so Middle

Eastern food, Thai food.

Okay, nice.

Have you cooked for Tyler yet?

Yeah, I make him meals all the

time.

She's a great cook.

Thank you, baby.

Good, yeah, having a woman who

can cook is important, you know?

Gotta look after your man and

keep his belly happy and

satisfied.

Yes, very important.

A man's way to his heart is

through his stomach.

Exactly, exactly.

Yeah, that's what Tyler's dad

loves so much about me, right?

Oh yeah.

Take care of him.

Do you cook?

Mm-hmm, yeah, I like cooking a

lot of British food, so like toad

in the hole or like some Cornish

pasties.

Tyler's gotten used to my

British cuisine.

That sounds so good, I'll have

to try it sometime.

I will cook for you sometime.

Although it doesn't sound as

exotic or as fun as the cuisine

that you're used to.

It sounds different, it sounds

good.

It's different for sure.

Yeah.

So you cook.

I always clean up the house.

Okay, good.

Yes.

That's important.

So are you like religious?

No, not really.

Oh, really?

Maybe a little more spiritual,

but I don't believe in God or

any of that.

So spiritual like you don't

have any sort of, you don't go

to church, you just, what,

believe in like crystals or

something?

Yeah.

Okay.

Wow.

Pretty much, like the universe.

Oh, okay.

How many people have you slept

with?

Before Tyler.

Probably like 175, 76.

I know.

College.

Wow.

Wow, Tyler, did you know that?

No, I didn't know that, but.

How do you feel about that?

I don't feel anything about it,

mom.

I don't care.

How do you feel about that?

Well, I mean, I wasn't with

Tyler before then and I didn't

have a boyfriend, so.

But I mean, you probably have a

bit of a reputation.

Well, I mean, at my old school,

a little bit.

She transferred and everything's

okay.

It's not, there's nothing wrong

with that, mom.

Wow, that's your opinion.

It's not my opinion.

Well, I'm the one who's dating

her, so.

Yeah.

I don't know, this is getting a

little awkward.

You don't have to go.

I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm going

to leave.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Yeah, maybe she should go.

You see what you did?

You know I actually care about

her, right?

You care about her?

She slept with so many people.

Do you think that's good for

you, Tyler?

Well, I've also been around a

little bit.

You better not have.

Well, it's like she started

college.

[gulping]

Oh, I'm going to go.

[breathing heavily]

I'm going to go try to smooth

things out with you.

Yeah, fine.

Please no more remarks like

that around here.

I'm just looking out for you.

I get it, but I'm not a kid

anymore, I don't need that, mom.

I just want you to be careful

with who you spend your time

with.

I will.

I'm really sorry about what my

mom was saying earlier.

It's okay.

I know this is all new to her.

I would have brought you over

here if I thought she was going

to do that.

It happens.

I just hope she's a lot nicer

today.

I just don't want any conflict

with her.

It'll be fine.

I hope so.

I really want to get along with

her, but some of the things she

was asking me yesterday, it

really wasn't appropriate.

I was just as surprised as you

were, Justin.

Mm-hmm.

You're getting kind of hunkered,

though.

Yeah, me too.

Hi.

Oh, hey.

I was thinking, what, are you

guys cooking?

What are you guys up to?

We're getting pretty hungry.

Yeah.

Well, I was thinking I could

make an apple crumble, and Ari,

you could experience some of my

English cuisine, so would you

want to help me?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm glad you're back

today. I thought we could hang

out and make a crumble and hang

out a bit more.

Yeah, yeah, I can help you.

Okay.

Well, are you going to be nice

this time?

I'm always nice.

I'm always just looking out for

you, Tyler, okay?

Look, I get that. You're my mom,

I love you.

But you can't be saying that

kind of things to my girlfriend.

That's why, you know, we're

just, I'm looking out for you,

but we're going to hang out

today, right, Ari?

We're going to make an apple

crumble, and we're all going to

get along just fine.

Today will be better.

No more questions?

No more questions, although,

you know, I kind of feel like

Ari should tell you more about

Tyler and, you know, I hope you're

good at cooking because he's a

really picky eater.

He's not easy to please, you

know?

Right, Tyler, you're a picky

eater.

I guess, I wouldn't call it

that, but.

Here, why don't I go help you?

Yeah, actually, if you wouldn't

mind grabbing the sugar,

sweetie.

We're going to add sugar, and

we're going to mix the sugar

with the flour for the crumble.

Have you ever made apple

crumble before?

No, I haven't.

It's a real English delicacy.

So I'm going to chop up these

apples, and then you're going

to help me combine the sugar

and the flour.

Okay.

And then we like stew the

apples while we mix the sugar

and flour.

I'll make the pastry base and

then we can kind of put it all

together.

Okay, that sounds so good.

And then, you know, I kind of

feel like I should tell you

other things about Tyler, like

Tyler also still sleeps with

his blankie.

Oh, that's okay.

Is it okay with you sharing the

bed with a blankie, even though

he's too old for a blankie?

That's totally fine. I don't

mind.

You know, he used to wet the

bed all the time too.

So I don't know, I'm just being

honest.

You can never be too old for a

blankie.

No, it's totally fine.

You still sleep with one baby.

I don't mind.

I'm just saying, someone in

college and still sleeping with

a blankie, I just-

It's okay, I think it's cute.

Really.

Okay, but the hygiene thing you're

okay with?

I mean, he takes showers when

he's with me.

He always smells good, so maybe

it was just something in the

past when he was younger.

I don't even remember that, but

okay.

And you know he snores, right?

Tyler, you're a really, really

loud snorer.

It doesn't bother me, though,

baby. You know, I don't care.

Okay, I mean, the hygiene is

the real thing.

There's one thing, showering,

but making sure you're really

cleaning and getting hygienic.

You know, I just want to make

sure that you're keeping

healthy and safe by being hygienic

as possible.

Well, he's super hygienic.

I can also give you back your

mouth guard, Tyler.

So, you know, it helps with

your snoring so that you're not

waking her up all the time.

I'd be willing to try it.

But it really doesn't bother me

much.

Okay.

Yeah, no.

And is he polite? He always

does, he's not the best manners,

right?

No, he's so nice all the time.

He treats me so good.

Okay, good, good. I want to

make sure he's being polite and

respectful because he certainly

doesn't use manners around me,

that's for sure.

And certainly doesn't shower a

lot when he's staying in this

house, so I just want to make

sure that he's, you know.

Yeah, no, I really don't mind.

He's always so clean when he's

around me.

Okay, good.

Because especially when you're

like eating, we want to make

sure that.

Oh, yeah.

You know, you're not like

contaminating everything and,

you know, Tyler's not the best

at washing his hands before mealtime.

Oh, no.

Well, we'll teach him.

Yeah.

I'll be sure.

Okay.

Okay, good.

Good, good, good.

You know, I just want you to

know what you're signing up for

because you seem like a sweet

girl.

And, you know, Tyler's not the

easiest.

So.

Oh, thank you for telling me.

But he's been so great with me.

Okay, good.

Tyler, when was the last time

you got a haircut, too?

You should be, you know,

keeping yourself together for Aria

here and looking clean and

respectful.

I don't know.

She told me she likes it kind

of shaggy.

Yeah, I like his long hair.

I think it looks so good.

Okay.

Yeah, it's not the easiest.

We need to work on the manners

and the hygiene.

But if you're okay with the

blankie and the snoring.

Yeah, no, those don't bother me

at all.

You know, what I think we need

to work on is that dinner.

Yeah, okay.

We're getting to it, you know.

I'm cutting these apples and we've

got lots to do.

They smell so good.

I mean, Tyler, you could be

helpful and work on some other

food to help us out maybe later,

you know.

Maybe you can cook everything

tomorrow, Tyler, because you

didn't...

Never seem to help around the

house.

It would be nice if you did for

Aria here, okay?

Well, yeah, I'll order a pizza

or something.

Order?

You need to cook for your lady,

too, sometimes.

I know, we can teach him how to

cook.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, I'll definitely show him

some recipes.

Okay, good.

Okay, good, yeah.

He needs to help out a little

bit more.

Which he does the dishes after

the cook.

Exactly, yeah, he needs to do

the dishes.

That's a good way to help.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, these apples, these are

cooking apples and they're like

really, really tough to cut

here.

Oh, yeah, they smell so fresh

and good.

Yeah, they are fresh.

Are they from your garden?

They are.

Yeah, they are from my garden.

They smell so good.

Did you find the sugar, honey?

Oh, yeah, he just found the

sugar.

Wonderful, thank you.

Oh, you measured it out, that's

perfect.

Yes.

Perfect, nice.

So, what else can I tell you

about Tyler?

I should show you his baby

photos.

He was not the cutest baby.

I'm sure he was so cute.

Well, he's still got some, you

know, rounding out to do, right?

I think, you know, it's college.

We need to work on the hygiene,

but I think he'll get maybe,

hopefully, a bit better with

age.

Yeah, he's getting there.

He's learning.

It's nice to hear how you

really think about me, mom.

You know, I'm just looking out

for Aria here and also helping

you to become a fine young

gentleman, you know,

with good manners and good

hygiene and...

Yeah.

Okay, that's all we can ask for,

I just wish we could work a bit

quicker, Tyler.

He's getting there.

I'm so excited for this apple

crumble.

I've never had it before.

Yeah, Tyler, you like it, right

Tyler?

Well, I don't know, are we all

being honest here today?

Yes, young man, I don't

appreciate that tone.

I don't appreciate you calling

me unhygienic and this and that

in front of my new girlfriend.

Well, sweetie, I'm just being

honest.

Like, she should know, like,

what she's getting herself into,

and like, you know,

I want to help shape you into,

yeah, an eligible young man

here.

And I'm just saying we have

some ways to go, you know.

You wouldn't let me send you

off to that boarding school to

round you out into a proper

young man,

so now we have more work to do

and make sure that you're, you

know...

Well, I think you've done a

wonderful job raising him, he's

such a good boy.

He's very kind, very kind, but

you know, we have lots of

things to work on.

You know, I went to finishing

school, so like, I'm good at

manners and, you know...

Oh, really?

Well, you're being pretty

disrespectful the last few days.

I don't think that's true.

I think I'm just, you know,

being a mom, looking out for

you all

and making sure that, you know,

we're keeping each other

healthy and happy and safe.

I'm just being, you know, what

moms do.

Well, I don't know, mom.

Do all moms disrespect their

sons' girlfriends?

I'm being nice. I'm not being

disrespectful.

I'm just looking out for you

both.

And I'm being honest with Aria

here about, you know, your

shortcomings.

And I want to make sure that, Aria,

you're aware of some of the

things that,

you know, don't sound too good,

you know, to a mom and that...

Yeah.

You might, you know, want to

think about in terms of your

reputation and stuff.

So...

Yeah, I think we're doing great.

I really appreciate all of your

advice, so...

Okay, good. I'm just looking

out for you guys.

Yes, thank you.

I know I come across as stern,

but...

That's okay. It's okay to be a

little blunt.

Okay.

Okay, I think this is almost

ready to mix with the...

The sugar.

The sugar and the flour that I'm

going to get.

Yeah.

And then maybe we could serve

it with some cream. What do you

got? Like ice cream?

Ice cream. I love vanilla ice

cream.

Okay, good. Although, Tyler,

not for you because, you know,

you get a funny Tommy with

dairy.

I know.

We don't...

Oh, no.

Yeah, that's the other thing.

You know that he's a little bit

funny with dairy and it's just...

It's a really bad... It's a

really bad situation when he's

eating dairy.

I could have the bite.

That's okay. Yeah, he can have

some. It's okay if your stomach

gets a little messed up.

Okay. Well, it just means like

you guys, if you want to eat

pizza and stuff, he just, you

know...

I mean, I know they have vegan

options now, too, so we could

always do that.

That's true.

There's always a way around it.

Okay, that's true.

Yeah.

That's true. But, you know, he

gets real like gassy and he

gets like, you know, a little...

He gets a little... Right,

Tyler? You get gassy and you're

like... You get really whiny

when you're gassy.

So Tyler also like... Yeah, he

isn't the most consistent.

So I just, you know, in terms

of a long term commitment...

Um, right, Tyler? He likes to

give up on things.

I'm just saying...

Well, she's the longest

girlfriend I've ever had.

Okay. Three months is not

exactly a long time, sweetheart.

Well, you're the one who was

asking about babies.

Um, you know, I don't think I

can really take this

conversation anymore, so I'm

just going to leave.

You don't have to go. We can

finish the...

I'm pretty sure.

We can finish the...

No, that's okay. This is just

too much for my head right now.

Okay, well, seems like a quitter

to me, but...

She's not a quitter. You're

just being mean to her.

I'm not being mean, I'm being

nice.

I'm just looking out for both

of you and like, trying to help

you like, get to the... you

know...

Get to the meat and potatoes

and have conversations that we

need to be having.

I like being nice.

Ready for the oven, I think.

Mom, can you please be a little

bit more nicer to my girlfriend?

It's getting ridiculous.

Okay, right, I'm looking out

for you, but I think I've been

a bit too harsh, so I'm sorry.

And I will... I will try harder

next time, okay?

Okay, but please.

Okay, I hear you.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Hey, we were just about to

watch a movie.

Do you mind if I join?

Yeah, go for it.

Sure.

We're gonna watch a rom-com

though, I think.

Yeah.

I kinda wanna watch, I'll just

hang out with you guys if that's

okay.

Okay, yeah, that's fine.

Now that you're both here, I

also wanted to apologize, 'cause

I know I've been, I think,

pretty hard on both of you.

And, you know, I really... It

comes from a good place, I

really care.

And I want you guys to be happy

together and I just know that I

was, you know, a little too

harsh.

So I just wanted to say that I'm

sorry.

Thank you for apologizing.

It's okay, I totally understand

where you're coming from.

It was just a little harsh, but

I appreciate you a lot for

apologizing.

Yeah, I'll be less strict

moving forward.

I'll learn to relax a bit and,

yeah, I just... I care about

you and you're a very sweet

girl.

I'm very happy for you both, so...

Thank you.

I'm sorry, and I'll be better

and more polite.

Thank you.

So, you guys all made up?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's great.

Oh, let's hug it out.

Let's hug it out.

Sweet.

I'm glad we get to hug

everything out.

Yeah, me too, me too.

I really want to have a good

relationship with you.

Likewise.

Since I love your son,

obviously.

Yeah, he's not bad.

No.

He's a good one.

He is a good one.

Well, I want you guys to be

happy, so I'm glad.

I'm glad we can all get along

now, you know?

Yes.

So, maybe we should watch a

movie?

Yeah, no, I was just about to

play it.

What kind of movies do you like?

I like scary movies sometimes.

Oh, really?

Oh my gosh, I can't do scary.

I'm so checking.

Really?

Uh-huh.

I love scary movies.

I like the adrenaline.

Oh, yeah?

Adrenaline junkie.

I was like that when I was

young.

Yeah, now I'm older.

I like just happy, you know,

rom-coms.

Oh, I love funny movies too.

Yeah.

Funny movies are my favorite.

They're fun.

It all depends on the mood too.

Definitely.

And who you're with, yeah.

Right, sometimes it's fun to

get scared a little with your

friends, you know, cuddle.

Cuddle up, yeah.

Yeah.

Ty is a bit of a cuddle bunny

on you.

He likes to cuddle during scary

movies.

I love cuddling.

What's your favorite kind of

movies?

Yeah, I like rom-coms.

I kind of like gory movies

actually.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, a little bit of violence.

Oh, those movies are fun.

Yeah, I like those kind of

movies, sci-fi movies.

Yeah.

Do you like, like, popcorn?

Like, do you ever go to the

cinema?

I love popcorn with lots of

butter on it.

Butter.

Butter is so good.

What are your favorite movies,

Ty?

I know.

What do you love to watch?

I love action, scary movies,

comedies.

Yeah.

I don't think I dislike any

genre.

Well, I remember when you used

to watch cartoons.

I still love watching cartoons.

Yeah.

I still watch his cartoons, mom.

That's true.

Yeah, but you weren't just a

kid.

You were like a little bit

older, but it's okay.

I love cartoons.

I still watch cartoons to this

day.

They're so great.

They're always so funny, too.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I feel like this movie, I

feel like we're gonna like it.

Mm-hmm, no.

Oh my God, I love that actor.

Right?

Yeah, he's my cup of tea.

Yeah.

Right? He's super handsome.

No, mine too.

Totally my type.

Have you seen this one before?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I feel like I have.

But I didn't finish it.

Yeah.

Is it the second one?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

But I feel like the second one's

never as good as the first one.

Right?

The first one's always better.

The first one, yeah, it was so

good.

But you know, we're just here

for the eye candy.

I am at least, you know?

Yeah.

I totally agree.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So how did you guys like the

apple crumble?

It was so good.

Yeah.

You're such a good cook.

I'm glad you liked it, sweetie.

Thank you.

It was amazing.

Wasn't it so good, Tyler?

You know, it did turn out

pretty good.

Good.

This time.

This time?

Tyler, excuse me!

I know!

Honestly though, it does take a

few tries to get good.

It's a bit of a complicated

recipe.

Yeah, practice does make

perfect.

Mm-hmm.

Do you make any desserts?

Mm-hmm.

I love making apple pie, like

pies.

And I love baking cupcakes.

Cupcakes are my favorite.

I like cake.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the sweet, good stuff.

Yes, I always have such a big

sweet tooth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My mom always said to me that

if you can read,

you can make a good dessert,

because it's just about

following the recipe.

The directions, yeah.

Because if you have the sugar

and the flour amount.

Then you've got everything.

Mm-hmm.

It's really easy if you follow

the directions, for sure.

Mm-hmm.

More like cookies.

Cookies are so good.

Yeah, oh my gosh.

Yeah, although I love oatmeal

raisin cookies,

and everyone thinks I'm crazy,

but you can add chocolate chips

to them,

and then they're like, you get

bit of raisin,

you get a bit of chocolate.

Right.

You get a bit of everything.

I love it.

They're so good.

Mm-hmm.

What's your favorite type of

dessert?

I love ice cream with hot fudge

sauce,

or I love salted caramel ice

cream.

Oh, salted caramel ice cream is

so yummy.

Mm-hmm.

I love the sweet with the salty.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Sweet and salty is a good combo.

Actually, and speaking of

watching movie and popcorn,

I love ice cream with popcorn.

Have you ever had that, where

you put popcorn.

I haven't.

And fudge sauce or something on

the ice cream,

so it's a nice popcorn.

I haven't had that.

I've had fries in ice cream.

Fries? No.

Yeah, fries in your milkshake

or with the whipped cream.

Wow.

It's so good.

Wild.

That sounds very American, but

I will give it a go.

Super American.

Yeah, fries.

Just add fries and everything.

Fries and ice cream.

Yeah, it's funny, because they're

called French fries,

but I feel like Americans are

obsessed with fries.

Oh, yeah, it's definitely an

American thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, Tyler loves fries, don't

you, babe?

Who doesn't?

Yeah, who doesn't?

Just depends whether they're

ice cream or not, though,

because that's crazy.

Oh my god, you need to try it.

It's the total, like, perfect

thing for sweet and salty.

Yeah.

OK, well, maybe next time we

all watch a movie,

I'll make some fries,

and we can have some fried ice

cream

with a side of popcorn ice

cream.

Yes, all the weird combinations.

Yeah, all the weird combos,

yeah.

It's so funny.

I'm really not recognizing this,

like, part of the movie.

I feel like I always fall

asleep in movies.

I'm such a mum.

I, like, fall asleep in every

single movie.

I always fall asleep,

especially, like, right at the

beginning.

I'm like, are you snoring?

Yeah, and also right now, when

it's just her on screen,

I'm like, there's no eye candy

here, so it's like...

Right, you don't really care

for her.

Yeah, but her dress is super

cute.

It is super pretty.

Super pretty.

I love long, pretty dresses.

Gorge. Yeah.

Yeah, that green colour, I

would never wear it,

but she looks great.

She does look so good in it.

Yeah, but did you hear all the

drama with that actress lately?

Just, like, I feel like she's

been in and out

with all these court cases, all

this crazy stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know, they're always getting

into something.

Something, yeah.

But, you know what?

She's a good actress and she

looks great in that dress, so...

She does. I'm like...

You can't say too much.

Yeah.

Also, look at her apartment.

So gorgeous.

So gorgeous.

I want a high-rise like that.

It's so pretty.

So much light, it looks amazing.

All the windows.

Just being able to see, like,

the whole city.

Yeah, beautiful.

So pretty.

Beautiful.

I know that all the homes in

movies are always just, like,

so fab.

Yeah, I know.

They're always so nice.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Here, Barbie, my legs are

getting tired.

Oh, really?

Why don't you let Tanya use

your haul?

Okay, sweetie.

You need to rest your legs for

a little bit.

I know.

(laughs)

I get it.

I know, I've been wanting to

get a puppy.

Yeah.

There's just so much work.

Yeah, they are a lot of work.

That's a thing. It's a big

responsibility.

Mm-hm, it's like having a kid.

Mm-hm.

Mm-hm.

Oh, maybe one day we'll have a

puppy together.

Oh, Tyler.

I would love that, actually.

Yeah.

Well, if you guys do get a

puppy, you know,

I can always help look after it,

you know, if you guys want to

travel.

Okay.

Yeah.

That would help out so much.

Yeah, just drop it off with Mom,

you know?

Mm-hm.

I can, like, look after it.

Yeah, I know, definitely.

You're right, it's a lot of

work.

But it's good 'cause it makes

you, like, forces you to go on

a walk.

Right, it makes you go outside.

It makes you, like, healthy 'cause

you have to walk.

Mm-hm.

Um, but only if you guys share

the responsibility, Tyler.

You can't make, you know, Aria

do all the walking.

Right, mm-hm.

You have to help me take care

of it, so...

Yeah.

I'll put water in the bowl, I

don't mind.

Yeah.

And feed it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I used to have dogs, I miss

having them.

Mm-hm, and I have cats.

Oh, you do?

Yeah, we both have a cat.

Aww, what kind of cat?

He's a big old kitty.

Aww, cute.

Yeah, he's our little fur baby.

I kinda want a cat and a dog 'cause

I hear, like, that could be fun.

Oh, yeah.

But I feel like they get on

pretty well from what I hear

for the most part, right?

Mm-hm, they do if you get them

all their little.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, there's our Hocky on screen,

finally.

Oh, my God, he's here.

Oh, my God, he's here.

That's what we're watching the

movie for.

He's so hot.

Oh, he's so hot, oh, my God.

Yeah, any movie he's in, I'll

watch it, you know?

Oh, yes, he's such a good actor.

Oh, I've definitely seen clips

from this scene, I really like

it.

It's funny.

Mm, he's so hot.

So hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh, yes, I'm so glad

he's still around.

I know.

I love seeing him in movies.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Mm-hm.

Oh, that place there, it looks

familiar.

Mm, it does.

Yeah.

I wonder if that's around here

where they shot that.

Right, maybe.

Mm.

Is the lighting in here okay

for watching a movie?

You guys okay?

Yeah, no, it's perfect.

Okay, good, good.

Oh, my God, that outfit he's

wearing.

I know.

Looks so good.

I know, guys are so hot in

suits.

You know, my friends seen him

on the street before and said

that, like, he's even hotter.

Oh, in real life?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh, I have to see it.

I'm ready, I would love that.

Mm-hm.

Oh, he's so hot.

Yeah.

Oh, there goes his shirt.

Oh, my God, yes.

Finally.

Take it off.

Take it off.

So hot.

That's funny, I like that we

both enjoy him.

I know.

Are we sure that this is a

family movie?

Yeah, it's kind of, Tyler.

We're having a good time

watching this movie.

Right, and we haven't even been

watching it, so.

Yeah.

(Laughter)

Mm.

It's been a long day, huh?

It really has been.

Do you guys do anything fun?

We just went outside earlier in

the lock.

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

Yeah.

Mm, fun, good.

I'm glad you got outside and

got some of the good weather.

Yeah.

Made the most of it, you know.

So pretty outside.

Yeah, yeah.

Get that vitamin D.

Right.

Mm-hm.

Get that sun, makes my skin

glow when I'm outside.

Yeah, exactly.

So good for you.

Mm-hm, it really is.

I love it when it's a pretty

day out.

Yeah.

(Laughter)

I mean, Tyler, close your ears,

but I also hear that vitamin D

is really good for your pussy.

Oh, yeah.

So like, I'll spread my legs

and make sure

I'm getting some of that

vitamin D.

Oh, I've done that before.

Right?

It's so good for your kitty.

Right, yeah, she loves it.

Yes.

Sorry, Tyler, girl, talk.

I don't mind, girl.

I'm just glad to see you two

getting along.

Yeah, me too.

I know, I'm so glad we're

getting along now.

I'm glad too.

(Laughter)

Oh, it was such a nice day out

on our walk.

Good.

(Laughter)

See, if you had a dog, you

could just walk, too.

I know.

Right, we could take him with

us.

Uh-huh.

(Laughter)

Yeah, we need to get a pet.

Mm-hm.

We will soon.

We will.

We could get a fish tank, too.

Oh, yeah, fish are good

starters, right?

I think that's so cute.

Uh-huh.

It's so cute.

Uh-huh.

Watching them swim, and they

all have different colors,

and you can decorate their

tanks.

So cute.

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I kinda want to put one in our

bathroom, actually.

Oh, that'd be so cool.

Yeah.

Would you like that, Tyler?

Yeah, we could do that.

Yeah, right in the bathroom, I

feel like it would be really

cool.

It would be.

Yeah.

Gives you something to look at,

too.

Exactly.

It's like sitting on the toilet.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Gives you something to look at.

Right.

I usually read a book, but

looking at fish would be cute,

you know?

Right, just watching them in

their own little world.

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

And that's a good idea.

Also, like, with goldfish,

their poops just stuck.

They just swim around with a

string of poop, you know?

Eww, I know.

Yeah.

But goldfish can be hard to

take care of.

Yeah.

I mean, they're not too hard,

but to clean their tank.

Yeah, but cleaning the tank out

a lot can be.

Yeah, it can be a lot.

Yeah, it can be.

Maybe, Tyler, you'd help me

with the cleaning.

Right?

That could be his job to clean

the tank.

Yeah, exactly.

That's a good job.

I love fishies.

Yeah, me too.

Have you ever been snorkeling?

Yeah.

Oh, how was it?

It was amazing.

It was the coolest experience.

I saw, like, a reef shark.

Oh, really?

Which was crazy.

Yeah, it was really crazy.

That's cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I was with my ex-husband

and he got scared and he just

swam off.

No way.

Unless we did the shark.

No.

I was like, that's one I should

have known.

Right, we did.

That marriage is not gonna last,

you know?

Seriously.

Yeah, but it was so cool seeing

so many beautiful fishies.

Yeah.

And, you know, when you're with

people, you're like, "Oh, you're

gonna be like a shark."

Yeah.

I was like, "Oh, you're gonna

be like a shark."

Yeah, but it was so cool seeing

so many beautiful fishies.

It was like, I felt like, you

know, like a mermaid.

Yeah, it was aw, it was so

pretty.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, fishies are cool.

Once, when I was out, I saw

this guy who had a pet turtle

in his jacket pocket.

No way.

I think a pet turtle would be

really cute.

Aww, turtles are so cute.

Yeah, so cute.

I was in Hawaii one time and we

were snorkeling and there was

two, like, huge sea turtles

that came up to us.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, so you've been snorkeling

and exploring too?

Yeah, it's so fun.

How was Hawaii?

Beautiful.

Yeah, oh my gosh, I've never

been, I really wanna go.

It's so pretty.

Yeah.

And it was like so warm there

when we went.

Yeah, nice.

It was so nice.

It looked so beautiful.

And the water's warm.

Oh my gosh.

The water was warm.

Amazing.

Amazing.

That's why you need to go.

Yeah, you've gotta go.

Have you been anywhere else?

Tropical?

Oh no, not yet.

Yeah, lots of exploring to do.

Yeah, it means I really wanna

start traveling.

Oh yeah, you guys should.

That'll be fun.

Yeah, yeah.

It just costs a lot of money,

that's what sucks.

Yeah.

But it's okay, we'll figure it

out.

Yeah, yeah, and you like, yeah.

I mean, credit cards are good.

Yeah.

I mean, credit cards are good.

Yeah, yeah.

And you like, yeah.

I mean, credit cards are good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, credit cards are good.

I mean, credit cards are good.

And you like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, credit card points for

flights, you know.

You guys could like, you know,

you get like free flights after

a little bit.

Oh, yeah, you build the rewards

up.

Yeah.

I've had so many friends I have

gone.

Yeah, it looks beautiful there.

Yeah, it's really gorgeous and

everything's so cheap there.

Mm-hmm.

So it's really only the ticket

you have to worry about.

Yeah, exactly.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we're super excited to

start travelling. We can go to

some tropical places.

You could also visit London, I

have friends that could take

care of you, you know.

Oh, okay! How does that sound

baby going to London?

That would be amazing.

Right!

And then once you're in London

you can get the train around

Europe too.

Oh, okay! That's such a good

idea.

It takes two hours to get to

Paris on train.

Oh, that's nothing! Going to

Paris would be so beautiful.

It's super romantic. You guys

should definitely do that

together.

Yes! Have a date there!

Eat some croissants.

Yes!

Although the croissants there

are much smaller and tastier

than the ones you have here.

Yeah, oh I bet they're so much

better.

And cheese and red wine.

Yummy. Oh, I bet the wine is

amazing.

Yeah, where else? So then you

could like go from France to

like you could go explore like

Germany, Austria.

Right.

Switzerland.

There are so many places to

explore.

Yeah. Copenhagen looks

beautiful. Yeah, it's like I've

had friends who like you can

get go into railing and go

basically all over Europe on

train and actually that's

pretty affordable for you guys.

Yeah, I've heard backpacking

around it's very cheap like it's

not as expensive as people make

it seem to be. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we're definitely excited

to start doing that.

Where else could you go? I mean

one of the favorite places I've

been is Tacx and Caicos.

I've been to Turks and Caicos.

Really? Gorgeous. I've always

wanted to go. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember I showed you all the

pictures Tyler? Like it was so

beautiful. What strip was it?

To Turks and Caicos. Oh, that's

right. Yeah. Like the water's

so turquoise. Seafood's amazing.

It's beautiful. I bet the food

is so fresh. So fresh. Yeah.

And they have these like, you

have conch shells everywhere

and you eat the like meat from

the conch shells.

Oh really. Oh I didn't know

that they had meat inside the...

Well it's seafood but you know,

yeah. Yeah. It's like meaty

seafood. It's like... Oh okay.

A little chewy. Yeah. Yeah. But

with avocados and corn and

mangoes like it's so fresh and

yummy. Oh the fresh vegetables

and fruits. I love eating

fruits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So

good. Mm hmm. What's your

favorite fruit?

fruit. I love bananas. Do you?

Bananas are yummy! I love

bananas. Qewe's are really

underrated. They

are. Qewe's are so good. They're

so good, but like you didn't

see Qewe's in many places. No.

I love Qewe's. I always buy Qewe's.

Yeah, so good. Yeah, I love a

good fruit salad, maybe some

cantaloupe,

some honeydew. Yes. I love cherries

too. Full of cherries. Yeah.

Yum. And then any of those

fruits

with like cream or ice cream.

So good. Fruit and sugar. I

know. Great combo. Great combo.

Because then you're like, oh, I'm

being healthy, but also, I get

a little sweet. I don't feel

too

bad about eating it. Exactly.

Instead of eating like a bag of

candy. Exactly. Do you like

coconut?

I love coconut. Yeah, because

you can get these really yummy

like coconut sugar like chips.

And then you can like sprinkle

them on fruit because it's like

really, it's like a little

bit sweeter too. Right, but

then it's so healthy. It's so

healthy, yeah. And coconut

water is like.

Coconut water is so good. I

drink so much coconut water.

Yeah, and there's like a few

tips that are

so sweet. Yeah. And like

delicious. Thanks for

everything mom. It really means

a lot to me.

You're welcome honey. I'm just,

I'm glad you guys have each

other and you're such a sweet

girl.

So thank you. Glad you have

each other. I'm so glad we can

get along now. Yeah, me too.

Yay. I'm so happy.

You guys are good together. Oh,

thank you. I'm so happy. I feel

so much better now. Oh, good.

Me too.