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I don't know, they're pouring a

bunch of money into that team

but.

>> Hey, it's paying off, have

you seen the spring training?

>> No.

>> Really, you haven't been

keeping up with it?

>> No, I mean, you tell me.

>> My God, the draft was insane.

They've been bringing up some

players from the double A team,

they're doing amazing.

>> Yeah, they need a new

pitcher though.

>> I mean, yeah, but hey, we're

still building up and we have a

great team.

So we're definitely going over

500 this season.

>> Yeah, well, maybe be 100

game year this season.

>> Yeah, and they're gonna be

great when I play for them one

day.

>> You think so, you think you're

gonna play for them?

>> Hell yeah, have you seen me

out there batting with my homies?

>> Yeah, it's good to have

dreams kid.

>> Our team's over 500, what

are you talking about?

And my batting average is like

a 0.569.

>> That's pretty good.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, is your mom supportive

of your dream?

>> Of course she is, she's my

mom, she loves me to death and

she comes to every one of my

games.

>> That's good.

>> Yeah, I don't know what I

would do without a mom like her,

you know?

>> You know your mom has a

birthday coming up.

>> Yeah, I have a buttload of

ideas for her.

>> What do you think, well,

should we discuss it later?

She's right here.

>> What are you talking about?

She has headphones on, she can't

hear us.

>> Right, well, what do you got?

>> So I was thinking we could

have a plane go up in the sky

and

paint out a message for her.

Or we could have her go on a

hot air balloon.

Or we could take her skydiving.

Or we could take her to a

Hawaiian jungle and have the

monkeys say happy birthday.

>> That sounds great, but

honestly, it sounds a little

stressful.

>> Oh.

>> Well, as your cool uncle, I

feel obligated to give you

advice with girls.

And they like something more

simple, like you could cook her

breakfast in bed,

or like a foot massage and take

her to her favorite movie.

>> Mm-hm.

Well, that would save me a lot

of money.

And that's a great idea.

>> [LAUGH] Hey, what are the

cool uncles for?

>> Yeah, you're right.

So we should definitely go get

her some food to bring her

breakfast in bed.

>> Mm-hm.

>> But I don't know how to cook.

>> Man, I got you.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, because last time I

tried the use of and I almost

burned the house down.

>> [LAUGH] Don't worry, it'll

be fine.

I'll show you what to do.

>> Thanks, you're the best

uncle ever.

>> Of course.

>> And while we're at it, I'm

sorry, I gotta like go super

early.

My friends are at the park

waiting for me to go play

baseball with them.

>> Yeah, hey, get that practice

in.

>> Okay, so I'm gonna get going.

Love you guys.

[SOUND] Love you, mom.

>> Happy birthday.

Surprise.

>> Wow.

Babes, you should have bought

it.

>> Breakfast in bed.

>> Wow.

>> Thank you so much.

>> No problem, mom.

>> This is from me?

>> Yeah, we wanted to do

something special for your

special day.

>> Yeah, really?

Wow.

>> Well, don't take all the

credit.

I helped them cook.

>> Mm, really?

>> Well, I, you know.

I didn't wanna burn down the

house almost again.

>> This is delicious.

>> You like?

>> Yeah.

>> It's your special day.

>> And I wouldn't have been

able to do it without Uncle

Ryan.

>> Hey. >> Yeah.

[LAUGH]

>> You're doing good.

Practice makes perfect.

[SOUND]

So this isn't the only thing we

have planned.

We got a whole day pamper you.

>> Yeah, really?

>> Yeah.

>> What will you do for me?

>> Well, you've been such a

good mother to Josh that we

thought we'd plan a foot

massage.

>> And watch your favorite

movie.

>> My favorite movie, really?

>> Mm. >> Yeah.

>> I'm so happy.

I've been waiting for ages to

share it with you.

>> This is your special day.

>> Mm-hm. >> [LAUGH]

>> Yeah, without all your love

and support, I don't know where

I'd be without you.

>> I know.

[LAUGH]

>> All right, let's follow you,

honey.

[LAUGH]

>> Here, why don't you just

relax and we'll take extra good

care of you.

>> Okay.

[LAUGH]

>> Ready for the foot massage?

>> Oh.

>> But yeah, I'm sure Uncle

Ryan can tell you a little bit

more about today.

>> Mm-hm.

>> You guys can catch up a

little bit, I know you haven't

seen him too much recently.

>> Mm-hm.

[SOUND]

>> Got a big day planned.

>> Mm-hm.

[LAUGH]

>> No, he had all these extra

plans.

I told him women just wanna be

pampered.

>> [SOUND]

>> And Josh is such a sweet,

sweet young man.

>> Mm-hm.

>> He really wanted to make it

special for you.

>> Mm-hm.

>> So we thought we'd go all

out.

>> Mm-hm.

[SOUND]

>> And Josh, he was full of

ideas.

He really wanted to make today

a good day for you.

>> Yeah, oh.

[SOUND]

>> And such a good mom.

>> You deserve it.

>> You're the best mom.

>> And you're very good stepson.

>> [SOUND]

>> Good thing he had his uncle

to show him how to make you a

good breakfast.

>> Mm-hm.

>> [SOUND]

>> And mom, I even was watching

videos on the internet and

I learned how to give you a

foot massage.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Wow, you're doing this so

good.

>> Aren't I?

>> Yeah.

>> You're the best.

I just wanna take care of you.

>> Yes.

Feels so good.

It's relaxed me a lot, dear.

Mm.

>> Yeah, I told them every girl

likes a good foot massage.

>> Yeah.

Yes.

[SOUND]

>> I try my best.

>> Yeah.

[SOUND]

[SOUND]

>> Yeah, who needs a big

stressful day with lots of

plans?

Thought we'd just hang out here.

>> Mm.

>> Yeah, I was really gonna

have an airplane write your

name in the sky and

Happy birthday.

- He's talking about hot air

balloon.

He's sweet, you did a good job

raising him.

- I think it's on coir.

- Just you wait, it's gonna get

even better.

(kissing sounds)

- Okay, well, mom, it was great

seeing you this morning,

but me and uncle Ryan have to

go get the rest of the day

started for you.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Oh, thank you.

- We have so many other things

planned.

- Oh wow, you're making me so

happy.

- Keep it a surprise.

- So we'll see in a few hours.

- Yes?

- Yeah?

- Uh huh.

- All right, love you mom.

Bye.

- Bye.

- Go and get ready.

- Okay.

- Big day.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear mom ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Blow out the candles and make a

wish.

- Thank you.

Wow, it's amazing cake.

- You like it?

- Oh yeah, I love it.

- Good.

- Looks delicious.

- Oh, you made me so, so, so

happy.

- I spent so much time picking

it out

and uncle Ryan gave me money to

get it for you.

- Okay.

- Made it just for you.

- Thank you.

Oh, so nice.

Okay, let's watch a movie.

- Okay, you don't wanna eat

this right now?

- The movie is gonna start now,

so.

- Okay, yeah, I'll set it to

the side.

- This is my favorite movie.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Have you ever watched it before?

- No, I haven't seen this one

before.

I know you've been talking

about it for so long.

- Yes, I really wanted to share

it with you.

- I'm sorry we've never watched

it together.

- So now finally we can watch

it.

Right?

- Yeah.

- Oh.

Wow, this is my favorite part.

- This one?

- Yeah.

- I'll make sure to really pay

attention, mom.

You always pick the best movies.

- Yeah, right?

- My mom knows best.

- Thank you.

- Yeah, she does.

- You're such a good stepson.

- I try.

Has really good actors in it

too.

- Yeah.

- Right.

- Oh, look at him.

He's doing so good.

Right?

- Uh-huh.

Doesn't there are a couple sequels

of this too?

- Yeah, this is the second part.

- Oh, the second one's your

favorite, right?

- Yeah.

It's my favorite, yeah.

- What do you think of the

movie, Uncle Ryan?

- I mean, sequels are never as

good as the first one, right?

- What do you say, mom?

Do you think this is better

than the first one?

- Yeah, I like it.

- Yeah.

- More than the first one, yeah.

- Maybe sometime we can watch

the first one together.

- Yeah.

- That'd be a great idea.

Am I invited?

- Have you seen the first one,

Ryan?

Uncle Ryan?

- Yeah, of course.

- But we never seen it together.

- That's true.

Love watching movies with you,

Brianna.

- I love watching movies with

you too.

It's always so good to spend

some time with your family

watching movies together.

- Quality time. - Yeah.

- Family time's the best time.

- Oh no, look at him.

- Oh no, so suspenseful.

Oh man, is he gonna run away?

- Here, why don't we get you a

little more comfortable?

no. - Yeah, I completely agree.

a little bit of him. (gagging)

- Yeah, I completely agree.

- Poor girl.

(gagging)

- You like this part coming out

too?

- Uh huh.

(gagging)

- This part is so exciting.

- This is a really good part,

mom.

- Yeah.

(gagging)

- Why he does this to her?

(sighing)

- Just pay attention to the

movie, please.

- Yeah, I'm trying.

- Yeah.

- I just like when you tell me

about it.

- Don't get distracted because

now it's one

of my favorite parts.

- It's hard not to get

distracted.

So hard.

You too, Josh, make sure you

pay attention.

- Of course.

It's a really good movie.

(gagging)

- Can't take my eyes off of it.

(gagging)

- That's it.

No way, what are you doing girl?

(sighing)

- I watched this movie so many

times,

but this part is still, makes

me crazy.

- I can't believe that's

happening.

(gagging)

- I hope you are enjoying our

family time.

- Family time, you're the best.

(laughing)

(moaning)

- We should really do this more

often mom.

- Mm-hmm, mm.

- You can make it a regular

thing, you know, like a--

- Yeah, like every weekend,

every--

- It'll be nice.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(gagging)

(tapping)

So, we can do this more often.

- Yeah? - Yes, of course.

I enjoy all the time spent

together.

Yeah, we definitely need to

spend more time together.

Mm-hmm.

And yeah, Uncle Ryan can come

around more, too.

Yes.

Yeah. I like that a lot.

Mm-hmm.

I have some good ideas for next

weekend.

So, I have some really great

movies in mind.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

All right.

Maybe Grandpa Jay can come by

sometime, too.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Count me in.

Mm-hmm.

Since my dad's not here, you

know?

(sighs)

Oh, shit.

This movie just keeps getting

better and better.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it does.

I love all the transitions.

Yeah, it's been so much fun.

There's such good actors.

Yeah.

It's a very big production.

I really like the lighting they

use, too.

Great writing, good lines.

I just can't believe they

filmed out on the ocean like

that.

Mm-hmm.

They have those big old ships,

a bunch of pirates.

Yeah.

Oh, wow, he's so sexy. (laughs)

- Mom? - Mm-hmm? What?

(gasps)

I can't believe you just called

that guy sexy.

Yeah, he's very sexy. (laughs)

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

The job I could think of that'd

be better than that

is being a baseball player.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I'll be with the Dodgers one

day.

Yeah? Yeah.

Your boy's gonna be a baseball

player.

Mm.

I would like to see it.

I mean, that's why I appreciate

when you come to all my games,

Mom.

Yeah, of course. You're my

favorite stepson.

Mm. Yeah.

Everyone's paying attention.

- I am. - I am.

I keep getting so invested in

this movie.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

It's easier when you pick a

good boy.

I always pick the good boys.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you do pick out the best

movies.

Mm-hmm.

You pick up all the other ones

after this one, too?

Yeah.

- Really? - Yes.

Huh. We're gonna have to have a

movie marathon night.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, those will do us.

Make some popcorn and have some

ice cream.

That does.

Get a bunch of snacks. Mm-hmm.

Snacks sound nice.

(lips smacking)

So how many times have you seen

this movie, Brianna?

Mm.

Like five times.

Five.

Mm-hmm.

So this is your sixth time?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

But I really enjoying watching

the video.

To watch it more often.

Mm-hmm.

Would you say this is your best

birthday ever?

Oh, yes, this is my best

birthday ever.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

(lips smacking)

Well, I just wanna make it

extra special for you, Mom.

Oh, yes.

I think we did a good job.

Mm-hmm.

You came in to eat that cake.

Yeah.

I really enjoyed all your

presents.

Mm-hmm. (laughs)

Mm-hmm.

(lips smacking)

Make sure you don't miss the

movie.

Oh, this smoothie's really good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

You can't stop watching it.

Oh, yeah, I keep watching it.

You always make the best

recommendations.

Mm-hmm.

What do you think of the movie,

Ryan?

I think it's great.

Mm.

She really knows how to play.

It's amazing.

Oh.

Oh.

Pretty much anything, Breonna,

that just turns to gold anyways.

True.

Mm-hmm.

My mom's best.

Yeah, she is.

Good thing you got both of us

to teach you.

(laughs)

Mm-hmm.

It's nice when you watch a

movie the second time,

because then you know what the

good parts are.

Yeah. (laughs)

And you can, like, recite the

lines.

Yeah, that's right. (laughs)

Are you paying attention to

them?

Yeah, I'm paying attention.

Really?

Yeah.

Mm, okay. (laughs)

Oh!

There's only a good part still

to come.

Mm.

Yeah, trying to teach Josh here

not to get distracted.

Okay.

It's all a part of being the

best baseball player.

It's not getting distracted.

That's right.

See, you know it's quick.

You taught her well.

Well, if you spend more

weekends with me watching

movies,

I'm sure you will pay more

attention to them.

You got it. (laughs)

Yeah, my dad's over here,

so I need to spend more time

with you, Uncle Ryan.

Hey.

And with me.

And with you, Mom. (laughs)

Oh, of course we need you.

(laughs)

The only thing we needed was

popcorn.

(laughs)

Yeah.

We'll do that next time.

I love popcorn. (laughs)

And all the candy.

Oh, sweet and salty, or

something, too.

Yeah. (laughs)

This movie just keeps getting

better and better.

Yeah, it does.

The special effects.

Mm-hmm.

And this part, when we arrive

to the island,

is my favorite.

When we get to the island?

Mm-hmm.

I wonder what kind of budget

went into this.

Oh, yeah.

I bet it was a lot.

This movie is amazing.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, the main actress is cute,

too.

Nothing else.

(soft music)

How many other ones did they

make?

I don't remember.

I don't know. (laughs)

This was the second one.

Right.

What, there must be like six of

these out now?

Mm-hmm.

(soft music)

It's gonna be more than that

racing movie pretty soon.

And next time we'll have

popcorn and snacks, right?

Yes.

Okay. (laughs)

Well, we get to eat birthday

cake this time.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I can't wait to have cake

after the movie.

Yeah.

After the movie.

Yeah, after the cake.

Mm-hmm. (laughs)

(soft music)

(footsteps)

- It's really gonna be hard to

outdo your birthday next year.

- Yeah, we did a good job, didn't

we?

- Yeah.

- Must be getting close to the

end pretty soon.

- Pretty close.

(footsteps)

- Oh yeah, I remember this part.

This is good.

(Hannah grunting)

- This is a great part.

Wow.

Oh no.

- I'm gonna get so nervous.

- My teeth are chattering.

- You look so real.

- I bet it's cool to be a movie

actor.

- Yeah. I've always wanted to

do that.

- Honestly, baseball players

are better.

Can't wait to be in the MLB.

- Especially when your mom

always come to cheer games.

- Yeah, you're such a good mom

going all your sons games.

- Yeah.

(Hannah chuckling)

- Yes. Pray for it.

- I was not expecting that.

- Oh.

- Good writing.

How cool would it be to just

write movies.

- Mm hmm. - Right?

- Screenplays.

- Especially pirate movies like

this.

- Yeah.

- Oh yeah, I like pirate movies.

(chuckles)

- Yeah, anything historical.

You know, like dressing up in

all the costumes and the sets.

- All the costumes. I love them.

(chuckles)

Look at the dress.

She looks so pretty with this

dress.

- Yeah, she is.

I'd like to take that dress off

her though.

- Uncle Ron. - Oh, just saying.

- Can't say that in front of me.

- Oh no. - You're right.

- I'm sorry, it won't happen

again, Jeff.

- Inappropriate. - Yeah.

- My mom wasn't so distracted

by the movie right now,

she'd slap you upside your head.

- Oh yeah. (chuckles)

I got distracted, it's your

fault.

- Mm.

- So are you gonna come to my

game next week, Uncle Ryan?

- To you, yeah, absolutely. I'll

be there.

- You're actually gonna make it

to this one?

- Well, you know, work gets

busy sometimes,

but I promise I'll make it to

the next one.

- Yeah, you should come with me.

- Well, there we go.

- So we can spend some more

time together.

- Some more quality time. - Mm-hmm.

Wow, this is a final battle

scene.

Look at the special effects. -

So exciting.

- Mm-hmm. - There's ghosts.

- There's a whirlpool? - Mm-hmm.

- What is going on?

- They coming back to life?

- There's skeletons.

Did you see it though, in the

dark?

It's like, like zombies.

- Wow, so scared.

- So can I get the treasure?

- Oh wow, Annie's gonna save

the girl.

- Oh my God, Mom, this is kind

of scary.

- Oh, I'm so scared.

- Moral support.

(scooter clattering)

(Anie grunts)

- Oh, there it is. - Oh, there

it is.

- How are they doing that?

- I don't know. - I just...

This looks so real.

- Yeah, it does.

(Anie laughs)

- Wow, she's gonna cheat, didn't

I guys?

- It's so scary.

I'm happy you're here with me.

- Uh-huh.

- Oh no.

That was like my favorite

character.

- Yeah. - Oh.

- Maybe he'll come back.

- Right, we'll see you in the

next part.

- Do these movies have end

credits?

- Yeah, all movies do.

- Well, not like end credits

with all the writing,

but like the post-credit scenes.

- Oh, those are the best, right?

- Yeah.

I really hope this movie's not

wrapping up on a cliffhanger.

- I still think there's a

little bit more to go.

(Anie laughs)

Oh wow, did you see what that

guy just did?

Oh.

That's not good.

Whoa.

(Anie sighs)

- I didn't know this movie was

kind of scary.

- Yeah, it's nice.

- I mean, oh, it's suspenseful.

- Mm-hmm.

- Suspenseful, that is scary,

Uncle Ryan.

(Anie laughs)

You'll learn.

(Anie whimpers)

- Oh my god, it's getting to

the final part.

- This is the best part.

Yes, he's gonna save her.

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

Oh, this is so beautiful.

They did it.

(Anie gasps)

Yes, they did it.

I like this movie so much.

- Thank you guys for spending

time together.

- Of course.

- This is my best birthday ever.

- I'm glad you liked it so much.

- I liked it a lot.

I hope we can have more family

time soon.

- Definitely.

(Anie laughs)

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