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[SOUND] Hello babe.

Yeah, yeah, how are you?

Yeah, I'm okay.

>> She's what?

>> No, bless her.

Mm-hm.

I thought they were doing really well together.

It's really sad that they're broken up.

Yeah.

Okay, okay, well she's gonna be staying here for a little while.

Honey, you know I'm really busy with work and everything.

I really don't, what if she gets in the way?

No, I know she's your sister, okay, I understand that.

Yeah, okay, yeah I'll look after her, of course I will.

Yeah, no, no, no, I'll look after her and I'll make sure that she's fed and

I'll give her whatever she needs, I'll look after her, okay?

All right, okay, great, all right, I'll see you later.

Bye, bye, I love you too.

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Lindsay, babe, come on in.

Come on in, come on in.

Sweetheart, come here.

I'm so, so sorry to hear about what happened.

It's just awful, I'm so sorry.

Are you okay?

I mean, I'm not really okay, but I'll be okay.

I mean, no one ever expects that, you know what I mean?

It's just, you deserve so much more, you know?

Thank you.

Your sister called me and she told me to help you like the best I can.

So, are you okay?

>> I'll be okay, I'm just really thankful that you're letting me stay here and

everything, I don't wanna be a burden to you.

>> No, no, you're not a burden to your family, okay?

You're my sister-in-law, and I respect you, and obviously, we're family, like I said.

So, I'm always here for you, sweetheart, okay?

Come here, come here.

My God, so sorry to hear what has happened.

Are you okay?

>> No, I'll be okay.

I'm just so sad right now.

>> What an asshole, you deserve so much better, okay?

Seriously, you deserve so much better.

I just cannot believe that he's fucking done this to you.

>> I know, I never thought it would happen to me.

>> Listen, you are so beautiful inside and out, okay?

You deserve fucking the best, nothing but the best, yes, yes.

>> You really think so?

>> I know so, okay, sweetheart.

Please, just, I know right now is gonna be very, very hard, because it's so fresh.

It's just happened, but me and your sister, we are there for you, okay?

I promise you, we're there for you, and we love you, okay?

You're family.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay?

>> I really just really appreciate you, thank you so much for letting me stay here.

>> Of course, of course.

>> My sister's gonna be gone all week.

>> Yeah, I believe so, I believe so.

I thought she was coming back late one tonight, but yeah, she just messaged me for the week, so.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah, so would you like to go take a seat for a minute and get comfortable?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Okay, please, after you.

>> Okay, of course.

>> Okay, after you, take a seat.

>> I just cannot believe the balls on this guy.

I mean treating you like that is like, no one does that to my sister and mom, do you know what I mean?

Like, seriously, me and your sister have already said, you know, like, you can do so,

we said it months ago, you could do so much better than this guy.

I mean, seriously, what was you thinking?

>> Like I said, I thought he was the one.

Like, everything else was great until I found out that he's fucking other women behind my back.

I didn't know he was such an asshole.

And he can't even, like, admit to it or anything, like, be a man and just, like, own your behavior.

You totally cheated on me many times.

I forgave him.

I didn't even tell my sister about it.

>> You didn't?

>> No, because I was really trying to make it work.

Like, he's got a great job, he's so handsome, we have amazing sex.

>> Yeah, sex is good.

>> And yeah, I just, I'm just so sad.

>> I wish things could be different.

>> You think that, like, I mean, you can't really take him back after all this.

I mean, surely, you know, he's been caught fucking around, like, how many women has he fucked around with?

>> That I know of?

>> Yeah.

>> Probably way more, but I know of, like, 10 or 12, 10 to 12 women.

>> 10 to 12 women?

>> Yeah.

>> I mean, that's not a small number.

That's quite a big number, you know what I mean?

>> Yeah.

>> Like, you know, if it was just, like, if it happened one time, you know, and he begged for forgiveness,

and he promised it would never happen again, then maybe, you know what I mean?

But I don't think that, like, so me and your sister did say this, like, quite a while ago,

that, you know, that you can do so much better than this fucking guy.

Even, like, you know, your mom, we spoke with your mom, and your mom said that, you know,

you could do so much fucking better, and, you know, let's be honest.

He's not, like, to you, he might be good-looking, but to me and everyone else, I mean, he's really not.

I mean, what do you think?

>> I mean --

>> Yeah, what do you think?

You're a 10 out of 10.

He's a six of best.

>> Mm-hmm.

Is there? No.

>> Oh, you're very welcome.

I mean -- >> Right.

Um, he's really the best that I've ever had.

>> Really? >> Mm-hmm.

>> I can't, um, well, if you just, yeah, down there you go.

Uh, if, so, look at me a second.

Yeah, thank you.

So, I just think that, you know, maybe if you can get over this guy pretty quick, that maybe you could be happy again very, very soon, you know?

>> Soon. >> Sooner rather than later.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> You want to stay here with me and your sister for a while?

>> I don't want to be a burden.

>> You're not going to be a burden, I'm sure.

I'm sure you won't be a burden.

Me and your sister would love to have you.

>> Really? >> Yeah, of course.

I mean, what is family for?

Don't you agree, Lizzie?

What is family for?

>> Well, if you want me to stay in the office.

>> No, I mean, listen, we've got enough.

We've got two other spare bedrooms, you know, that you're more than welcome to have.

And, you know, I just want you to feel comfortable.

I don't want you to feel at any time like, you know, I just don't, again, I just want

you to feel comfortable.

I don't want anything to be forced here.

I don't, you know, I just want you to have a good time, you know, and know that you are

loved and welcomed.

>> That's so sweet of you.

>> You know, we've always got along, haven't we, really, from the start, don't you think?

>> Mm-hmm.

>> I just, you know, I've always adored you, to be honest, you know.

You know, it's just to tell me great things about you from the get-go.

And yeah, I've just always thought that you were great.

You was great at our wedding.

You gave a great speech.

>> I've always liked you too.

>> Thank you, thank you.

>> You do know that I work from home, though, right?

>> Mm-hmm.

>> So, you know, a lot of the time, I might be busy, you know, taking calls, making, you

know, doing the, having meetings, you know, so I'll be on the phone a lot, doing the FaceTimes,

and whatnot.

>> Okay.

>> But yeah, I mean.

>> I know you'll be busy.

I don't expect you to entertain me the whole time I'm here.

>> Oh, I'm going to, I'm definitely going to try, definitely going to try my best to

entertain you and make sure, again, like, you are fucking family, and there's nothing more

important than family.

So I just, I just really want you to, to just know, can you look at me when I'm talking to you?

Thank you, Lindsay.

And I just want you to know that you're loved and you're wanted, and me and your sister,

we're here for you.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> We have, I have a couple of friends, actually, that you might be interested in.

I've got a friend who's recently become single.

He's, he's a lovely, lovely guy, okay?

He does Jiu-Jitsu, okay?

>> Mm-hmm.

>> And his name's Ike.

>> Mm-hmm.

>> Okay, so maybe one day I can introduce you to him.

>> Oh.

>> And yeah, I think that you two would go on like a house on five, you know?

If you just, yeah, like that.

If you just, I think you two would actually hit it off really well.

>> Okay, that was native.

>> Yeah, he is, he's a really, really nice guy.

Right, babe, I would love to stay here and chat with you longer, but sadly, I do actually

have some work to get done.

So, I need to quickly go grab my coffee, and, yeah, I shall, I shall see you in a little

bit, okay?

>> Okay.

Okay.

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Hello.

Yeah, well, no, I've been meaning to talk to you about this.

Well, listen, he's not a team player.

I think we need to get rid of him.

Which it's just, it's not personal, it's business.

And he's just, he's not pulling his weight.

We're losing a lot of gross product just because of him.

That's exactly what I meant.

Listen, if he wanted to share his contacts out there and

we could triple the revenue for the last quarter.

But he didn't, he was selfish.

And this is what I mean when I say he's not a team player.

Yeah, okay, well, just as long as you hear me, then that's, well, no.

Yeah, no, I get that.

Well, I just wanna make sure that we're all on the same page, okay?

Yeah, exactly, I mean, we're here to make money, we're not here for

our health.

Yeah, I'm just at the house now.

No, I have my, I actually have my sister in law staying with me right now.

Yeah, no, she's fucking beautiful, mate.

She's just actually broken up with her boyfriend, so.

She's staying here for the meantime.

Yeah, no, I'm looking after her.

What are you talking about, you dirty dog?

You're married.

No, anyway, listen, I'm setting her up with my mate, Ike.

Yeah, the one that does jiu jitsu.

Well, I think they'd be a good pair, actually.

Yeah, my girl and the double date, them two and the missus.

Okay, all right, but you understand, yeah?

So like I said, he's not a fucking team player.

I really think that we need to look at getting rid of him and putting someone else on.

Okay.

All right, so you're happy with that?

No, I think this has been a very, very constructive conversation.

I needed, I had to tell you what was needed to be said, and yeah, so you're, you understand,

and you're, okay, you're on board.

Okay, good, you tell the other board members.

Yeah, no, I got to, I got to get back to looking after my sister-in-law, I think, for a little

bit.

No, but I will be back online in a few hours, and we can discuss the other meeting.

Okay, all right.

Okay, bye-bye.

Wow, that was fucking a great conversation.

Seriously, is this, is this funny?

Yeah.

Oh, that was really good.

Oh.

That was, thank you.

So yeah, that was, that was one of my work colleagues.

I say business partners, really, and there's someone in the group that just isn't pulling

his weight, you know what I mean, and we need to get rid of him because this is, this isn't

right.

We need to, we need to make more profit.

We need to get rid of him, so.

You're such a hard worker.

I do try, I do try.

Did you, you didn't eat breakfast this morning, did you have any breakfast?

Do you want, are you interested in like, some sausage, some scrambled egg, or, do you like

pancakes?

I do.

You do?

Okay.

So, let me actually, if I go into, like if we go into the kitchen, I can probably, I

could probably get some, get some eggs, and I can make you some breakfast.

What about if we have any sausage?

I'm not sure if we have any sausage, but I'm sure that we could get you a porking, somehow.

That sounds delicious.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Has your sister ever told you about my cooking?

She, yeah, she's mentioned that you do a great job.

Yeah.

I know my sister doesn't cook.

No, she, no, she's, she's, she's not even good at boiling water, to be honest.

But she burns the toast as well.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah.

That sounds like her.

Yeah.

We had a, we had a falling out one time because she, she, we were, was in bed, and she, she

brought some toast actually into the bedroom.

Yeah.

She was on the bed, and I mean, like, listen, I don't, I don't mind if she like, cooked a

bad meal, but I do not like toast in my fucking bed.

You know what I mean?

That's just not on.

Yeah.

All those crumbs.

Yeah, all those crumbs.

Who the fuck likes crumbs in their fucking, you know, that's just not on, is it?

No.

No.

Exactly.

Man, I just can't stop thinking about what a fucking asshole my ex is.

Yeah.

I mean, he is a piece of shit, I mean.

Yeah, it really is.

I can't believe I stayed so long with him.

I wasted so much time.

Are you, are you, I need to ask this.

Was you loyal to him the whole time?

Yeah.

You was, I really, really loyal to him.

I was very loyal.

Oh my God.

Now I know I shouldn't have been.

I could have been out fucking all kinds of guys.

You should have been out fucking getting as much dick as possible.

You think?

I'll have to start doing that.

I just can't believe that he would fucking do that to a woman like, like you.

You know what I mean?

Like, seriously.

The guy like is just, he's fucking dumb.

Yeah.

He's stupid.

Well, it's his loss.

Hopefully I'll have better luck with Ike.

Oh, listen.

He's, he's fucking such a nice guy.

He's, listen, he's what we call back in England a legend.

Okay?

So he's gonna, you're, listen, you two will just hit it off.

Like, dare I say, like, he could be the one.

Oh, he sounds amazing.

Very, very handsome dude.

Listen, the ladies love him.

It's just, in my opinion, he's just never got the right one.

You know what I mean?

Sounds like me.

Well, yeah, but you, you have found out a few times before, right?

You have, you know, it just, it just didn't work out, you know, but, you know, this guy

fucking cheated on you.

What a fucking scumbag.

You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, it's pretty, pretty crazy.

Have you, did your sister tell you about like the bedroom?

Like what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

Like, what you were supposed to do?

No, she didn't tell you about like the bedroom, like that we've redecorated?

No.

She didn't tell you about the bedroom that we've redecorated?

No.

What did you guys do?

Well, we just got like new, new coat paint and we had a like new wardrobe and whatnot.

Oh, nice.

So do you want to, do you want to go see it?

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, after you.

After you.

There you go.

Yeah, just upstairs.

Let's see.

That's great.

So, you know, I mean, we spent like, I don't know, I don't know, like four weeks doing

it up.

So, you know, it was really, it was a nice project.

I mean, me and my sister really had a lot of fun doing it.

I mean, you know, so, it was, probably a lot of fun.

Well, I should say.

Let's just work through here.

Okay.

So, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

It's so beautiful.

Yeah.

What do you think?

It's amazing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you think of the fireplace?

Ooh, I didn't even notice that at first.

It's nice, right?

It is.

Okay.

So, this we had actually had put in just, but like last, this was the last thing to

be put in.

You know what I mean?

And then obviously, the painter came in and did a really good job.

And obviously, the bed is fucking, you know, it's super, super comfortable, California

King.

And yeah, we're just so happy with it.

We call it the white room.

My sister is so lucky.

She is.

Thank you.

She is a bit of a lucky girl.

I wanted to do that with my ex, but he never got around to it.

Yeah.

Well, sorry again to hear about that.

It's just, you know, it's just these things happen in life, you know what I mean?

It's like sometimes people come into your life just as a lesson.

You know what I mean?

Really, you have to take it as a lesson.

So, I mean, they can come at you fucking slow, or sometimes they can come at you really fucking

fast.

We were going to decorate the spare room too in a few months, but I don't know, after doing

this one.

It's like what are we, a spare room?

Yeah, exactly.

It was really just like, you know, if we had people come and do the room for us, I think

that would be better.

You know, cause give us more time to work and to do other goals, you know?

Yeah.

It's such a beautiful house. I'm not gonna wanna leave. Lindsay you can stay here for, honestly, for as long as you like. Me and your sister. Really wear well. I really don't wanna burden you guys. You wont be burdened. Don't worry about that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You'd be um, it'd be a joy to have around because you know, your sister really

- He really, really does love you.

And I know that, you know, obviously now is

a very hard, troubling time for you, so.

I just wanna be a good brother in law

and be there for you.

- Wow, it's nice to have a distraction

and have family here for me.

Able to talk to me through it.

- Like what they say, you know, mi casa su casa.

- Thank you.

Sister is so lucky.

- Yeah, we've been together for like, what,

nearly 10 years now.

I mean, some people did it. - We're great relationships.

- Some people didn't think it would last, you know?

People thought that after a few months it would, well.

But you know, here we are nearly a decade later.

And it's just, you know, it's been emotional so far.

- I'm so happy for you too.

- Yeah, I like that.

Yeah.

Like I said, Lindsay, like seriously,

if you wanna stay here for, well I know we said like a week

or so, but if you wanna stay here for like a month

or a few months, you know, just for like moral support,

you know, because we need, everyone needs their family

when they go through troubled times, don't you think?

- Yeah, it's definitely helping being around you.

I'm sorry we haven't gotten to know each other better.

- Well I think we get-- - I guess we'll get

to know each other now.

- Yeah, I think we are right now, don't you think?

I feel like we're really getting to know each other

a lot better. - Yeah.

- Mm.

Your sister always said nothing but great things about you.

She's literally, I've never heard your sister say a bad word.

- No. - No.

- Oh, that's so sweet of her. - So she loves,

I know that she-- - She's the best.

- She loves you very dearly.

- Ah, I sound like a broken record,

but I just can't stop thinking about my fucking ex.

Such a fucking asshole. - Oh, he is.

- Listen, I know I sound like a broken record,

but he never deserved you in the first place,

because I'm telling you seriously,

you can do so much better.

You are a real woman, you know what I mean?

He is not a real man, you know what I mean?

So I think, I feel like the best thing that you could do

is think of anyone but him right now, you know what I mean?

Just think of, I don't know, is there any--

- It's so hard, 'cause it's so fresh, but you're right.

I do need to get my mind off of him.

- Yeah, exactly.

Well, how do you, so your sister, she's gone,

she's gone for the week, right?

- Yeah, that's right.

Hopefully she'll be able to come back sooner.

- Come back a little sooner, yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Maybe after three or four days, you know what I mean?

- I don't see how she can take a whole week.

- Have you talked to her recently?

- Yeah, I mean she's, I did on the phone here

just before you came around.

And then-- - How's she doing?

- She's doing really good, yeah, she's doing really good.

So she asked me obviously to look after you,

which I feel like I'm doing, don't you think?

- Yeah, you're doing a great job, thank you.

- I know, of course, just want you to be comfortable.

There you go.

(both sighing)

How's your work going?

- It's going good, same old, same old.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Still enjoying it.

- Any new clients? - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

(both sighing)

- Yeah, it has been a bit lonely for me,

that I don't gotta admit when my wife goes away.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I mean,

I am like a man at the peak of my life, you know what I mean?

So like-- - Yes, you are.

- So every now and then, I gotta,

I gotta jerk off every now and then,

'cause she's away, right? - Yeah.

- So it's been, it's kinda like that.

- Well, I'm glad I'm here now.

- Oh yeah, exactly, to help with anything that I need.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- I mean, I do owe you guys for the trouble.

- Yeah, oh no, no, no, let's--

(both sighing)

Yeah, be comfortable. - Thanks.

- Honestly, this is what I said, like--

- I'm not happy here. - When you first turned up,

I just, I really just want you to be comfortable, you know?

- So considerate. - I tried to be, I tried to be.

- Yeah. - I mean, you're,

you're the best sister in all, I mean, 'cause you know,

this is my second marriage, so, you know,

my other sister in law, she was a bit of a bitch.

- Really? - A bit of a--

- Oh, she was such a bitch. - Oh my gosh.

- Whereas like with you, oh my God,

man couldn't ask for a better sister in law.

- Oh, well I couldn't ask for a better brother in law.

- I do try my best, Lindsey, I do try my best.

I hope your sister's having fun.

- I'm not sure she is. - Yeah?

- Yeah, but as much fun as it would be having her here,

just kidding, she's probably dreading coming here

with everything that I'm going through,

having her listen to me.

- Well, you seem to be loosening up

and enjoying yourself, at least.

- Yeah.

(Lindsey mumbling)

- I'm just so glad that we could help, to be honest,

you know what I mean?

I'm just lucky, I feel like, like, very lucky--

- Yeah? - To be in this position,

that you can come around and stay here with us, you know,

'cause some people want this best.

(Lindsey sighing)

Don't you think? - Yes.

I'm so appreciative.

Thank you for letting me come here.

- Of course.

It's just very, very beautiful,

so again, I just can't believe that this piece of shit,

they do that, you know? - Yeah.

- You deserve so much better than you got.

- Yeah.

- And the girls that you cheated on me with,

they're not even pretty. - They're fucking scant.

- Yeah.

- He's a fucking fool. - Yeah.

- He's a fucking fool.

(Lindsey sighing)

I would never have done that to you, Lindsay,

if you were my mom. - No?

- No.

I would never have done that.

(Lindsey sighing)

(Lindsey clapping)

- You said your sex life was good with him, huh?

- It was.

- Do you feel like you're gonna miss him?

- I don't know.

I thought I was, but I'm starting to think I'll be okay.

- Good girl.

You think I'm helping you with that?

- Yeah. - Good.

I really like that.

I really like to hear that, you know?

- Yeah.

- You really are so fucking beautiful and so sexy.

- Thank you. - Yes, you are.

(Lindsey clapping)

Yeah.

You're welcome, Lindsay. - Thank you.

Thank you.

(Lindsey clapping)

(Lindsey grunting)

(Lindsey groaning)

(Lindsey sighing)

- You will be pretty good. - Yes.

- Just so you know you're not in pain.

- Yes.

Oh my God, my sister is the lucky.

- Well, technically, I think your sister's hurt me recently,

but I'm here to look after and service you as well, you know?

- You're just the best, Jimmy.

You know what? - Yeah.

- You're a joy to be around.

You really are.

You always help me.

- You're just such good people.

- Follow my accent, you think?

- I love this new hair. - Yes.

- This looks so good on you. - Thank you.

(Lindsey gasping)

(Lindsey sighing)

(Lindsey sighing)

(Lindsey sighing)

(Lindsey sighing)

(Lindsey sighing)

are you okay?

you can go

I'm sure your sister's having so much fun right now. just like her sister. no it's not as fun as us.

you're really stunning let's be honest that you were stunningly beautiful when you pulled up today. I was just like wow unbelievable. and then to obviously hear about why you're here is just it's fucking ludicrous.

that's so good to hear because I thought you were gonna be like mad that I was here. no really? not at all. no at all. you're family baby. you know you can see a round of applause. thank you. it's very good. just like your sister's. you're a good pussy. we are related.

you are related that is absolutely right. you do look very similar. dare I say who's more beautiful because I will get my game in a lot of trouble.

- I won't tell her. It's me, right?

- You know how feisty she can be.

- Maybe it's good that my ox and I broke up.

- I think it is. I think this is the best thing

that could have possibly happened to you for a little while.

I think around me and your sister,

you'll have more opportunities

and you'll get to meet some like really nice girls,

like guys, girls on your brain.

- Girls, guys.

- I forgot that you swing both ways.

- Yes.

- Mike would love that.

- Oh yeah?

You think Mike is going to like me?

- No, I think any man who doesn't like you is crazy.

And probably really not into women

because you are definitely what I would call beautiful,

sexy, wholesome woman.

And I don't think, apart from your sister,

you two are the best of the best.

- I mean, I wouldn't change anything with your sister

because I mean, I was already kind of successful

beforehand but after meeting her,

she really took me to another level.

- Yeah.

I'm just glad she shares.

- Oh yeah, she's, that's the thing about this household.

We're very good at sharing.

And sharing is caring.

I feel.

I really have to be getting back to work,

so I'm kind of crazy as that sounds.

- You know, I'll work and you'll play,

we'll make you into a boy.

- Absolutely.

This is what they say.

(groaning)

Yes.

Let's go back in.

There we go.

(moaning)

(mumbling)

This is gonna be one of the best times

that we've ever had together.

We did have that little dance at the wedding.

- Let's go.

(mumbling)

- You looked so good in your tux.

(mumbling)

- I really felt like I have to get back to work.

(mumbling)

(mumbling)

- Where did you want to?

- Right in my mouth, I want to taste your thumb.

Oh, you got to be, give me a blow to your cup.

To my throat.

- Oh yeah.

- Yes.

(mumbling)

(heavy breathing)

- Definitely seem to have painted you like a Picasso.

I really have to get back to work, so you just hold tight.

I'll see you in a bit.

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