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[MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

I cannot believe you just said that to me.

That was not even fair.

I know.

What kind of a show is this?

[LAUGHTER]

Oh my god.

When did you film this show?

Who showed the show to you?

Oh, my friends.

It's so stupid.

I love this show.

Now ever since you showed me, I love watching it.

Yes.

It's honestly kind of stupid, but you can't not keep paying

attention to it while watching it.

Thanks for the breakfast, mom.

It was really good.

Oh, yeah, thank you so much.

It was--

Welcome, Seamans.

I feel like I ate so much, honestly.

And over here, like--

You did eat everything.

It's very rare.

Listen, we were hungry.

I'm literally--

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, those are stupid stepfathers who can clean this up.

Where is that fucking doofus?

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, lord.

I know I'm not cleaning it up.

Me either.

No, we're not.

That's what you care for.

I want to sort of stop having a stepson.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, there he is.

Oh.

What's taking so long, buddy?

I had to clean the kitchen from y'all making breakfast that

y'all didn't give me.

You were too busy doing something else, I guess.

Look at all this trash that's everywhere.

Yeah.

So this should have been cleaned up probably this morning.

We're going really slow, Parker.

We all have things going on.

The house cannot look like this.

My friends can't come over with it looking like this at all.

We need to start the way before the commercial is over.

I mean, y'all have legs.

Y'all can clean it too.

I don't know why it's always up to me.

We're busy.

We're watching the show, actually,

that her friend put us on to.

Yeah, that's why you're adopted.

That's your job.

We clean up our shit.

I'm not adopted.

My dad met your stupid mom for some reason.

What I mean?

I'm not stupid.

You're adopted.

Don't be so hostile.

Get used to your new role in the family.

Yeah.

The doobitch.

You missed a spot right there.

Yeah, I'm kidding, too, OK?

And actually, honestly, it's still kind of everywhere.

I can't do it yourselves.

Yes.

Also, I'll take a drink.

Don't slam my plates.

And the commercial rigs almost over.

Nobody likes to slowpoke.

What's taking so long?

Hurry up.

There's stuff everywhere.

You've got to get this taken care of.

Literally, and honestly, I have people coming over.

And I cannot have people seeing us live like this.

This is disgusting.

Mhm.

Why do you mess this up so much?

What a badass.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh my god, he's such a fucking nerd.

Literally.

Make sure my kitchen's spick and span, bitch.

Why the fuck did you even marry his dad?

They're so lame.

We wouldn't be living here if I didn't.

True.

True.

Yes, you're right.

Yeah.

I'm trying to teach you girls how to get through life.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, man.

They're so losers.

[INAUDIBLE]

Don't slam my plates.

They're plastic anyway.

That's not what matters.

[SIGHS]

Off of Mary.

This better be a good wish.

Make a wish as you take a bite, for within the sweetness lies

hidden delight.

May our aspirations soar like a kite

and bring you joy that shines ever so bright.

Do you want me to make my own wish?

I guess in that case, wish it never existed.

Oh my god, I fucking hate this.

I hate this.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

This is--

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh my god.

Why is this so hard?

I really hate this.

[SIGHS]

Hey, Chloe, I brought your laundry.

Chloe, I brought your laundry.

You told me to.

Hello?

Chloe?

Where'd you fold it, I guess, yourself?

You really?

Hello?

I know you're mean, but you're not really this rude.

Come on.

Did that wish actually work?

There's no way.

Let's see.

Did that get your attention?

Really?

I'm picking your skirt up.

No?

Really?

Nothing?

[INAUDIBLE]

What the fuck?

There's no actual--

This will work.

No?

Really?

Still?

All the way up.

I have your-- really, nothing?

[INAUDIBLE]

Really?

Oh, she smells like peaches.

[INAUDIBLE]

Did that wish actually, like, make me invisible or something?

[INAUDIBLE]

Hello?

Really?

Does she, like, know I'm doing this right now?

This is awesome.

She doesn't even do anything.

She doesn't even know I'm even doing this.

I gotta try.

(scissors snipping)

(scissors snipping)

(scissors snipping)

(scissors snipping)

(scissors snipping)

(scissors snipping)

Wow.

Yep, that was right, she does.

(phone chimes)

- See, give this girl a call.

(laughs)

Hello?

Hey girl, what are you doing?

Yeah, I'm just studying for this stupid test

that we're gonna have to take soon.

Yeah, yeah, I'll probably be there.

You're gonna go?

You know what?

The weirdest thing just happened.

I feel like randomly horny in the middle of studying.

(laughs)

I know.

It's very weird, huh?

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

Yeah, I'm excited, it's gonna be fun.

I would definitely say come over,

but my fucking loser brother,

I mean, was supposed to clean the house

and took fucking forever and barely even cleaned.

It looks like shit, so just don't even come over.

Yeah, you don't wanna deal with that anyways.

He's such a fucking nerd.

- I'm gonna just fuck her out of the morning.

(indistinct chatter)

Yeah.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'll probably be there later on.

I don't know, maybe like seven o'clock.

I guess we'll see.

Yeah, she might be there, I don't know.

I just have to finish studying and yeah,

I'll see you later I guess.

Yeah, it's gonna be super fun.

(mouse clicking)

I don't know, are you gonna drive or?

I think I'm just gonna drive.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

You know what?

For some reason, it's just, I don't know,

I just got this weird feeling.

I think I just, I have to go take care of something.

I'm like kind of horny for some reason.

Okay, I'm gonna go figure that out.

Okay, bye.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, why am I so horny reading this stupid book?

That doesn't make any sense.

(mouse clicking)

Oh my God, it feels so good, what the heck?

Oh my God, why am I so horny?

That doesn't make any fucking sense.

Oh my God, why am I so horny right now?

(mouse clicking)

Fuck, I gotta fucking focus, I gotta study,

I gotta study, study.

(mouse clicking)

Fuck, what the fuck is going on?

Why can't I focus?

Maybe I just need to rub one out really quick

and I can get back to studying.

(sighing)

Yes, I just make myself come really quick.

And then I can focus on studying, yes.

(sighing)

Wow, this feels so much better than it usually does.

Oh my God.

(sighing)

Fuck.

(sighing)

Oh my God, it feels so good.

Just gonna make myself come and then get back to studying.

(panting)

You seriously don't know I'm doing this?

You gotta be fucking me right now, right?

Come on.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God, yes, just gonna make myself come.

- What the fuck? - And then get back to study,

yeah.

Yes.

(sighing)

Yes.

Oh my God, it's so good.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(sighing)

Oh my God, yeah.

(sighing)

Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh yes, I wanna make myself come right fucking now.

Fuck, yes.

Oh my God, oh my God.

(panting)

Fuck.

Oh my God, that's exactly what I needed.

I just needed to come really quick.

Fuck.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

That's never felt that good before.

Holy shit.

Well, I did that.

Get back to studying, I guess.

Now I can focus.

- Remember how far I can take this?

Where's Tersia?

- JC.

- Hello.

You see me, right?

Yeah, fucking dude laundry.

You're taking some of my fucking job while I do this shit.

I can't believe it.

Look, got your skirt.

Can't even go up here 'cause you can't fucking see.

This is so awesome.

Get down the floor.

And fold some towels, huh?

- My fucking God, you should really be doing this.

This is what he's here for.

- No, you should be doing it.

All right.

You know that.

You know that you're playing with your tits right now.

That fortune cookie was the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

- Really?

- That fortune cookie was the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

- There's so many towels.

Like, what house fucking uses these towels?

I bet it's fucking Parker.

- No, it's actually y'all.

And I wanna decide to take one shower with it

and put it in the laundry.

'Cause you want me to do it.

- Today's the day I get my payback.

Just like that.

Keep pulling those towels, I'm gonna fuck you up.

I'm gonna get this payback.

This is so fucking awesome.

(laughing)

Best day.

Today's amazing.

(laughing)

Keep pulling those blankets and towels.

It's not only my job, it's what it's your job too.

All right, no, my job is just to fuck your pretty little mouth.

(indistinct)

- What's making you clear, Gabriel?

(knocking)

- Nothing.

(door opening)

- Pop that out.

(bubble popping)

(bubble popping)

That's right there.

(bubble popping)

Almost done.

(bubble popping)

(bubble popping)

(exhales)

This is amazing.

(exhales)

(bubble popping)

So happy I found that fortune cookie.

(bubble popping)

(chuckles)

No wonder why you're so popular in school.

(bubble popping)

Oh man.

This is amazing.

(bubble popping)

I never thought we'd be able to do this again.

(bubble popping)

All done, I just gotta pull a little more.

- Mm-hmm.

(exhales)

- So good.

Oh look, you finished the laundry, I'm so proud of you.

(exhales)

Good job, you don't have to put 'em on top.

Look at that.

I didn't even teach you anything, so proud.

(exhales)

This is so sweet.

This should be up.

And ease.

Definitely be down.

I'm moving.

- It's just, isn't it?

- I found that fortune cookie, I'll be able to do this.

(exhales)

- I'm gonna figure this out.

- You're smart, you can do it.

(exhales)

- Ooh, chill.

- Why is one of these supposed to be...

I think I'm getting somewhere.

(mumbles)

I think I've figured it out.

(mumbles)

This is just so confusing.

Looks like a different button and some shutters.

(exhales)

Where is that?

I can't figure this out.

What is going on?

What is that in here, is there something stuck?

How do I turn it on?

- A little deeper.

There we go.

- There's something here.

- Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Look at that.

This is funny, maybe.

- You have to be like, I'm kidding, figure this shit out.

(snickers)

- There we go, oh yeah.

(mumbles)

- I think I had the best day ever.

(exhales)

- This is why you don't need a monitor,

just to tell them how to do it.

(rattling)

- It's not gonna turn on all the doors open

when you're inside it.

(rattling)

(exhales)

- Yes, it worked.

- That was good.

- Oh, got it, all right.

Finally, okay.

There we go.

- It's the money, dinner's ready.

- Coming, mom.

This is fucking great.

Wonder what else I could do.

- I'm starving. - Me too.

- I brought you guys your favorite.

- Oh, yum. - Oh, yum.

- Hi, hi.

- Perfect.

- Mom wants to get served first.

- Oh, me, me, me.

- You want here first. (laughs)

Thank you so much.

Oh, it looks so good.

Thank you, mom. - Yes, you're welcome.

- Thank you.

- Having a nice girl's night in.

- Girl's night in. (laughs)

- We've honestly needed this.

We've been doing way too much with our lives.

- I know.

- All right, we deserve this.

We deserve good food to relax and just chill.

- You guys want the orange juice?

- Yes, sweetie. - Yes, please.

- Aren't we so lucky we belong to an all-girl family?

- Yes.

These make life so much easier

not having to have any fucking men around.

- I'm gonna suck. (laughs)

- I fucking hate you.

- I don't know how households function with men.

- I don't know, unless they're obviously doing chores.

They're only doing one thing. - Spoiling us.

- Not that way. (laughs)

- Being spoiled.

- Yeah, I love how you're such a great girl.

- Could I have a spoon?

- Yes. Yes.

- Do you like the fried chicken?

- Yes.

(indistinct)

- Gentlemen.

Oh my gosh, yay.

- Me too.

- Yeah, I'm guys stuck.

That's why we couldn't meet our family.

How it is for us.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

- Yeah.

Please.

- Man, being invisible is fucking amazing.

I'm gonna do whatever I want. - Yes.

- I want some of that. - No, no, no.

- More broccoli. - Yes, that's good.

- Thank you.

- And then you don't like broccoli,

but you have to eat your broccoli.

- Yeah. - It's healthy.

- I know. - Eat your broccoli.

- You don't feel like arguing with me about that today.

- And here's a sauce if you want some.

- Oh, it's so yummy.

- Thanks, mom.

- You're welcome, sweetie.

- Is this from a place like up the street?

- This is a new place that we've been talking about.

We wanted to try.

So tell me what you think.

I think I got an egg roll for us too.

They only gave us one, in case we're gonna have to split it.

- Mmm.

Mmm.

Wow.

- It is so good.

My goodness.

- Man, being invisible is like the ultimate escape.

No one can bug me or boss me around.

I can do whatever I want and they're clueless.

- I would not like to talk about school right now.

- Check this out.

I'm like a ninja of nonexistence.

I can move around undetected, spy on them

like I'm a secret agent.

I have no idea what's about to hit them.

- So, honey, how come you're telling me you're into girls?

Is that still a thing?

- Who needs food when you can have an invisible feast?

It's like dining in the alternate dimension,

where taste and texture are optional.

I'm the king of the world.

I'm the king of the world!

- But boys are good for two things only, their dick.

And spoiling you.

- Yeah, I just don't wanna look at them.

- This is golden.

I get to be like a fly on the wall,

observing their every move while remaining incognito.

It's like reality TV, but I'm the only viewer.

- Listen, okay?

- I'm just kidding.

- Don't be a little like, don't be rude about it, okay?

- I used to want their attention, their approval.

But now, being invisible, it's like a superpower.

I can be the unsung hero,

free from their judgment and expectations.

- To the invisible rebels, the masters of invisibility,

let's rock this alternate dimension,

and celebrate our unseen existence.

- I know how much you love your broccoli.

- I love my broccoli.

(laughs)

- This one's so fucking awesome.

- And since--

- There's even a lot of sauce in there too.

- Since it keeps spilling away, so it's not as...

Oh, I'll put a sauce on for you.

(laughs)

I'm a messy guy.

- You're a messy girl.

- I know, I'm a dirty little girl.

(laughs)

(clapping)

I'm so proud of my girls.

Thanks for coming home early tonight.

It's so great to enjoy a nice family dinner

with both of you guys.

- I know.

- We really needed it.

- Yeah, seriously.

I love you guys.

- It just makes me feel so special.

You make something for me.

- We're such a cute, happy little family.

- How's work been?

It's really good.

- It's been good? - Mm-hmm.

- That's good.

- Is that pushing the cube next to you,

getting your new hour timer?

Have you handled that?

- Yeah, I got my own space because I--

- You're just a boss like that.

- Mm-hmm.

- Cuddled up to the ceiling.

- Oh. - Oh.

- Nice.

- I think I'm trying to teach you girls to do.

- Okay.

I was about to say,

I don't know how you moved up so quick right then.

Yeah, you just use those titties

for what they're good for.

(laughing)

But you guys are old enough to know.

- You have to know what's going on

if you're wanting to teach us your ways.

- Yeah, maybe I'll utilize that in my school and, you know.

Cuddled up with the principal.

- Oh, that's my girl.

(laughing)

(groaning)

- So anyways, how is your principal?

Is he still being a dickhead to you guys?

- I think that guy is just super weird.

- He's a creep.

- He's got problems for sure.

- I think he's got a, like for almost everybody though.

- Mm-hmm.

- His problem is that he's a pervert

and he wants to fuck you guys.

- Mm-hmm.

Well, if that gets me grade A's, then so be it.

- There's this girl in my class that has just been

like bothering the fuck out of me.

And I don't know what to do about it.

- Well, what do you think she should do?

- I think I should whoop her ass.

- Well, that's what your sister is.

She's vice-reporting. (laughing)

- Honestly, I'm good.

Just let me know.

- Yeah.

- I know, right?

She's asking me to get fucking punched in the face.

- All I know is my girl is gonna do no wrong.

- Hmm, we're good girls.

- Mm-hmm.

She can beat her ass and it's fine.

- Thanks. (laughing)

- Thanks, though. - Yeah.

- Me too.

Don't walk or eat, mom.

- I will do my best. - Honestly, I'm not even--

Do you mind putting some sauce on my plate?

- Yeah, I know you can't be messy.

- She's a messy girl. - Girl.

You insisted earlier.

- Mm-hmm.

- Is that enough sauce for you?

- Um, a little bit more.

We have a lot of sauce, so don't be shy, you want some more?

- Yeah, don't be shy, put some more.

- Don't be shy. - Okay.

- It's alright. (laughing)

Yes, that's a good amount of sauce.

- Yeah.

This food is really good.

I really like this food. (chomping)

(laughing)

- Is that enough rice?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, that's enough.

- Mm-hmm.

Are you done eating, see you're like,

you're gonna get a good sleep.

- Yeah, I'm okay. - Yeah.

(laughing)

That's a lot of sauce. - Wait, yeah.

Well, now I need, I have, could you put a little more rice?

- Maybe.

- Oh my gosh.

- Well, I don't even really have enough,

like, rice in the first place for the sauce.

I should've done it in here. - Yeah, no rice, some more rice.

- Okay.

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Tell me when to stop.

- Well, don't worry if we don't have leftovers for tomorrow.

- I mean, it's all right, honestly, I'll just,

I'll buy dinner tomorrow night.

- What? - Yes.

- You never buy me dinner for us.

I'm always gonna provide for you girls.

- She's a hard-working girl. - Well--

- She can use to save money. - Just like you have

your ways and it taught me, and I have my ways,

and I would like to, you know, throw in.

- I know. - Mm-hmm.

- You know, I won't have it. - Uh-huh.

- More? - I think I want more rice, too.

- Okay.

- I need to save some for you.

- Mmm. - This is so cool.

- Thanks, Mom. - You're welcome.

- Give me more spirit.

Do it all for me. - I don't have any love

for tomorrow. - You want some, though?

- Do you want more rice? - No, just a little.

- And more sauce. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - You gotta drink it.

- And then it's gonna dry it up. - Yeah.

- Dry rice. - Mm-hmm.

- Do you want some sauce on yours, too?

- No, thank you. - Okay. (laughs)

- I'm good on the sauce. - Do you like the little

fried chicken? - I'll take a little sauce,

actually, like right here. - Okay. (laughs)

Mmm. - Yeah, it's perfect.

- Perfect. - Mm-hmm.

- Do you like the little chickens that go with the sauce?

- Yeah, yeah. - Little chicken sauce?

- Chicken sauce. - Let me use your spoon,

'cause I don't want to double-dip it.

Double-dip the sauce. - Cross contaminates. (laughs)

- Yeah, get all that sauce. - Mm-hmm.

- I love the sauce. - Mm-hmm.

- The sauce is my favorite. - Yeah, we put a lot in there.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah, tastes really good, though.

I think we should write a good review for mom.

- Yes. - Yeah, definitely.

- Is it ready or anything? - Definitely a good review.

- Hmm, there's a little bit left.

Do you want the rest? Okay. - Yeah, please. (laughs)

- Mm. - Oh, perfect.

There's one more. - I'll take the last one. (laughs)

- Okay, it's just a little bit hard to grab it.

- I'll take the last one. - Mm-hmm.

- So what are we gonna do tomorrow?

We have fall for this weekend.

- Well, we can split up. - Do you have the day off?

- Actually, I do, with my new position in the office.

- Mm. - I can be off whenever I want.

So I can take you girl shopping.

- Oh, okay. - Okay.

We could go shopping and then maybe

go to the beach or something.

- Mm, mm. - This sausage is really good.

- So yummy. - Mm-hmm. (laughs)

- This is really messy, honestly.

Mom, do you mind pouring me some orange juice, please?

- Here, you have the alcohol. - Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.

- Oh.

- Mm, it's actually good. - I'll show that.

- No, Mom, I'm gonna lose. - Thank you.

- Mm, this is so good. - Mm-hmm.

- This is so good. - Mm-hmm.

- We need to get it again. - Mm.

- Mm. - Oh my gosh, it's so delicious.

- Ah. - Oh my god.

- Wow, I'm so full.

- Are you full or like, I feel like I'm so full.

- Honestly, I'm getting out of here.

- Yeah, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- It's like I didn't eat anything all day. - This is the best idea.

- Hmm? I didn't eat anything all day, so I feel like...

I was extra hungry, I just ate a whole.

- So you're about to sleep-sleep? - Yes.

Had a nice long day.

- Have enough space for some fortune cookies?

- Fortune cookies? - Yes.

- Mm, that sounds really nice. - Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.

- So after we clean up, we can eat, or we can check our fortune.

- Fortune cookies? - Mm-hmm.

- That's exciting. - Mm-hmm.

- It's exciting. - Mm-hmm.

- Ah, man. - Mm-hmm.

- It's a really good meal.

- Ah! - Oh.

- So when you guys stay, we have a family movie night.

- Oh, movie night, that sounds so nice.

- Yeah, we'd like to do that. - Yeah, me too.

- What kind of movie, like a scary movie?

Funny movie? - Mm-hmm.

- Really? - Funny movie.

- Funny? - Yeah.

- What kind of a funny movie? - I don't know.

- I like scary movies.

You guys always get to pick the movies.

- You guys don't do scary when I'm not around.

- What about like those types of movies

that are like scary but funny?

Those are fun. - I could watch those.

- Yeah.

- Well, maybe I'll do a scary movie,

just 'cause you girls came to dinner for me.

- Yes. - Mm-hmm.

- Okay. - Aw, what a good mom.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

(both laughing)

- We can do a comedy, scary movie together.

Like, another night.

- Oh, that sounds like a good idea.

Or maybe a little rom-com.

- Some popcorn?

- Yeah, some popcorn, some candy.

- A little bit full. - A little girls night?

- You're not too full?

- Um, I'm getting there, yeah.

Honestly, I probably should stop eating

before I put on a little bit of,

a little bit on the waist. (laughs)

- Shut up, you're so skinny.

You'll never put on weight.

- No, we're not skipping the popcorn.

Movie's night is not the same without popcorn.

- We're definitely not skipping the popcorn.

- Has no nutritional values, so you won't gain any weight.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm, those fortune cookies.

Those are really good.

- Do the fortune cookie, do the fortune cookie.

- I'm showing you weight, I'm so off the team, like I said.

(laughs)

- Make him do the dishes, 'cause I am so tired

of doing dishes.

- Right?

- That's a funny little maid hat.

(laughs)

- Aw, it would be so cute.

- And let's honestly, I really need to be doing the dishes,

and then you get it all over your clothes,

and it gets all wet on the counter.

- Oh my god, I know.

- Your nails are way too green for that.

- Literally.

I end up breaking it, getting something stuck in the drain.

- That is just not for us beautiful women to be doing.

- I went to that place that you recommended me to.

Did he ask for that lady, or did you just get her in?

- No, she actually had somebody, she had an appointment,

and I honestly just kind of walked in,

'cause I was in a rush that day,

so they gave me a name of somebody,

but honestly, he did a really good job.

- Well, it was a guy?

- Yeah.

- Oh my god.

- He went off.

- And he did good?

- Yeah, have you seen them?

- I have to see, I have to see.

- What?

- They look so good.

- Ah.

- Wow, those are really nice.

A man did that?

- Yeah, oh my god.

That's actually surprising, 'cause men don't do anything,

right?

- All right.

(laughing)

- I am.

- You're dying.

- I think it's real food, but I can have this imaginary food,

you know, like, don't have to worry about taste,

or texture, just anything I want, I can have.

- Yeah, mom, let me do it.

- Right here, you know?

It's amazing.

(hissing)

- Yeah, the guy that said do services for us,

figuring out what we need more of.

- Yes, men doing just work for us.

That's what we need.

(clattering)

- Clean this up.

- Oh, we have a new thing.

- I want to give you some good sauces.

- You want baby gloves?

- Yeah, mine's a little hard.

(mumbling)

(laughing)

- Some notes.

- Yes.

(mumbling)

- Some down here.

(rustling)

- Did nobody open their-- - It's the possum tube.

- Oh.

(rustling)

Did you ever read fortune cookie?

- Mm-hmm.

You want to go see the very first--

- Yeah, let's do it.

- I want to go see the fortune cookie.

- Yeah, let's do it.

- Maybe our fortune cookie will come through.

(laughing)

(rustling)

(laughing)

- I'm talking about this one anyways.

- Aw, man, it's crazy.

Let's do a mine says-- - One is there.

- Mine says, all your hard work will pay off soon.

- Ha, hard work?

- I don't do anything.

- That's funny.

What about yours, what does yours say?

Love is as necessary to human beings as food and shelter.

I agree with that. - Wow.

How sweet is that one?

- I'm gonna keep this, we should put this on the fridge.

(laughing)

That's horrible.

- All right, you'll find true love.

- That's my favorite part.

(laughing)

- Mm.

- Why don't Chinese restaurants have any other desserts?

There's fortune cookies.

- Mm-hmm.

I think they might, they have like the fried dough.

- Fried dough? - Mm-hmm.

- I think that's from Thai food.

- Mm, fried dough.

- Oh, the fried dough with the sugar on it.

- Oh, like a donut?

- Yeah, it's a little ball with powdered sugar or something.

- On it. - Mm, we should have got those.

- They're really good. - So good.

- Did you see those on the menu?

- No, I didn't see any dessert.

- No?

More dessert, more dessert.

Maybe we go get some dessert later on.

- We should go to that place and actually like ask them

like what they specifically have.

Do they like, maybe they don't have it on the menu

or like a secret menu or something.

- Ooh, or we could get ice cream.

- I was gonna say that.

- Ice cream, that would be fun.

- Yeah, I love ice cream.

(laughing)

- Do I stop juicing this? - Yes.

- Do you guys wanna go see that ice cream somewhere

or just buy it and eat it?

- We're always making a mess.

- I say we go and get ice cream and bring it home

and watch a movie.

- Yeah, I like that idea too. - Yeah.

- Are you guys in? - What kind of ice cream?

- Oh, that is where it gets tricky

because the ice cream I like is not the ice cream you guys like.

- I think you like.

- What about Rocky Road?

- Mm, definitely. - I love Rocky Road.

It's so good. - So good.

- So we can agree on the Rocky Road?

- I guess so. - I'm here, we're at,

or Turtle Tracks. - Hmm, Turtle Tracks.

- Yeah. - That sounds good.

- Those are good. - So delicious.

- Oh. - So good, it's a great day.

- Get some cherries and whipped cream and make a sundae.

- Oh, that would be good, whipped cream,

cherries, chocolate sauce, oh my God.

I have to have all the sauce on my ice cream.

- Yes, all the sauce. - Yeah.

- You're a sauce girl, you know that?

- I am, I'm a saucy girl. - You're a saucy girl,

likes your sauce. - Yeah.

- Do you have an, oh, this is all trash here.

I'm also done with this.

Do you still have it? - Yeah.

- Oh yeah, you still have juice. - One more to see left.

- One more cookie. (laughing)

- Maybe you want me to read it for all of us?

- Yeah, that can be like, our special fortune.

- What's the family fortune? - Let's see.

It's a little busted, but it's all right.

(paper rustling)

It says, "Be brave enough to live creatively."

- Oh. - I like that one.

- Yeah, creative. - I like to think of myself

as pretty creative. - I think you're pretty

creative too. - Yeah.

- Here, do you want me to take this to the kitchen?

- Okay, I do not want you. - Okay.

- Here, let's gather some more stuff up.

I think we need to move. Some of this.

- I'm making a mess again. (laughing)

- Yeah, I'm just gonna put it in there.

- I need to waste the cookie. - Here we go.

- Here, I'll take this. - Are you sure you can

carry all that? - Yeah, right here.

- Okay. - Yeah, I see, I'm good.

I'm just gonna move this. (paper rustling)

- Oh my god. - I don't see why to worry.

I got it. I got it. - Oh my gosh.

- Good job, okay. - It's so funny.

- Don't worry, just let me clean it up.

- Yeah, let me go get some towels.

- Yeah, you're good.

- I would definitely clean this up.

- Wow. That's crazy.

- I know.

- There.

- Chloe, how did you manage this one?

- Oh my god.

- Chloe, how did you manage this one?

- You know what, I'm just, I got water fingers.

- Yeah. - You know, I said,

"Here, Mom, let me help you."

- Here, sorry. Let me not just sit here and watch.

This is crazy mess. - Yeah, it's my bad.

- It was actually kind of funny. - My god.

- This is why I can't do anything with it.

- I'm gonna do a lot of nothings.

In the same way.

- We weren't gonna really eat that anyway.

- Yeah, it's fine.

- I'm glad I don't have to clean it up for us.

- You can't even pick rice up with paper towels.

- I know, you're gonna have to lick those bits.

I mean, the floor needed some cleaning anyways, right?

- Oh my god, there's rice all the way over here.

- I know, Chloe's so dumb.

- You got some distance with that, for sure.

- There's a little bit on the bottom.

- That's hurting.

- That's making my fingers all greasy too, when I was so nasty.

- See, if I was here, it would've even made me clean it up.

I'm going next, I'm just kidding.

- That's not gonna happen.

- Almost another mess.

- Ew. - I know.

- Can't just sweep this all up.

- The spoons are literally halfway across the floor.

- I know, it's a giant disaster.

- How do we even do that? - I don't know.

It's a fucking mess.

- I spilled more.

- I know.

- Oh my god.

- I gotta clean this up all night.

- I know.

- You all know how I feel.

- There's still some over here I wanna get out of this.

- The cleaning lady comes tomorrow anyways,

so it's not that big of a deal.

- Since when do we have a cleaning lady?

- I don't even know why we hired a lady,

we should've hired a man to do it.

- Actually, it's all they're fucking good for.

- Yeah, but you know they're not gonna do a good job.

- Maybe a nice new stepdaddy?

- Ooh, he'd be hot though. - Yes he does.

- Something that you all have been looking at.

And at least partially intelligent if we're gonna live with him.

If it was hot. - Yeah, hopefully rich too.

- Rich and dumb.

(laughing)

- Oh, it's still so slippery and slimy.

- I'm trying a little piece.

- Yeah, I'm trying, but it's just not working.

- Don't forget to get the grease out of this little edge.

- Yeah, give me some more paper towels.

- I'll go clean this thing.

Maybe

you Beta

and it may get so much more Dad

ah

(grunting)

- Take a shirt.

- Good.

- You got everything?

So everything under here for you?

- No, I think you got it pretty good.

- Okay.

- I think you did a super good job.

- Good job, babe.

- Good job.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

That was yummy.

(laughing)

- I think it was supposed to be on your face.

(laughing)

- Is that on your chest?

(laughing)

- Yummy.

(laughing)

- I have some more for you.

- Oh man, I'm so thankful that I could watch a good show.

- This is the best day ever.

- I fucking love being invisible.

- Being invisible is the best ever.

(laughing)

- You are such a nerd honestly.

- You really thought we think you're invisible?

- We thought we're there the whole time, nerd.

- Yeah, you fucking won.

- At least we found something you're good at.

- Here, now take care of these dishes.

(laughing)

- God, could you be any more stupider?

Throw those away and just make sure you really wash those.

- The fuck, really?

- Hey, you said I was good at that?

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