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, - They're forcing her out way

too much. - You showed me some

point there. - I know.

- Nick. - What? - Amber, come

in here. - Just sit down. - I

know you guys are adopted

children and you're not related,

but you still have to do what

we say. That means getting good

grades. You guys are horsing

around way too much. - What are

you even doing? - Were you just

partying out there?

- Are you even going to classes?

- Cs, Ds, Fs? - School is so

boring. You can't actually

expect me to pay attention to

get good grades. Have you sat

in on any of my lectures before?

Do you have any idea how

anonymous and boring it is? -

It doesn't matter. They're

still your grades. You have to

get them. You have to get them

right. I mean we expect at

least Bs. Cs are the very worst.

And that's not asking that much.

- It really isn't.

- Yeah, I don't know. I don't

think it is. You know my goal

is to be a professional athlete.

Grades don't matter to

professional athletes. We just

have pass/fail classes. - You

still have to pass your grade

and go to your classes and

actually learn something and

then ... - It's so

inappropriate for you to be

studying. What do you think we're

paying college for? I don't

think anything more

inappropriate than that. - So

boring though. But if you want

to go to college, you're going

to have to pass.

And they're going to want to

see that you're doing well. I

mean what's more exciting than

learning about, you know,

American history? - Manda Maddox.

- And then you get to go do

your sports after. I mean, you're

like the luckiest kids in the

world. You don't even know it.

- No. If you sat in all my

classes you wouldn't say that.

Oh my gosh. You should have

heard the professor the other

day. I swear it was like a

robot.

Just all mono tone the whole

time. It was practically a

little bit. I was going to

sleep.

- So it was just like too

boring so you had to get Fs? -

All I remember him saying was

according to the molecular

transfusion of alkaline ... I

fell right to bed. Yeah. Are

you kidding me? - I mean alkaline

water is the most important

thing you should be learning

about right now.

- How did I make you fail gym?

I had never even been to a gym.

- Because all the cool kids

ditch gym. Besides like, you

know, I don't want to show off

for everybody. - But you're an

athlete. - I know exactly. So

why am I in gym class with all

the normal kids?

- I just don't know how he

raised you like this. - You

know, you have to stick hard to

get into it. You need to get a

scholarship. We can't afford

that much, you know. - I'll

just plug my financial aid.

- What you're gonna have like a

hundred thousand dollars of

debt every day until the end of

your life? You're never gonna

pay that off. - I'll also just

stay in school my whole life. I'll

never have to pay back.

- If you're gonna stay in

school your whole life, then

you're going to have to get

good grades. Oh my gosh. - It's

a huge disappointment, Nick.

Really disappointed. - We gave

you everything and you're just

throwing your life away.

- I don't think boring is the

appropriate word here. I just,

maybe if I paid attention I

would have the right word in my

vocabulary, but it's just so

horrible.

- What could I have added to

the design? What are you gonna

do with your life? Are you

gonna be like an employee bum

with a hundred thousand dollars

in debt? - Hell yeah.

- I don't even have a word for

that. Do you have a word for

that? - Stupid. - American. -

What would you know about

America? You don't even learn

about it. - You failed history.

- It was world history, okay? -

It was American history too.

You failed American history 101.

- How hard can American history

be? It's only like what? - Who

was the second president of the

United States? - Who cares? I

just knew Benjamin Franklin was...

- He was then the president.

- But he's only a hundred

dollar bill. Isn't that what's

important? - The only thing

that I think is most important

is you should be learning math

so you know exactly how to

calculate yourself out of a

negative situation. - And you

get fucking debt. - A hundred

thousand dollars is even still

not... - Amber, do you have

anything to say about this? -

You're actually failing too. -

You're a mumbler. What the hell

do you mean? What? - Come on,

Amber. Tell him how you really

feel.

I don't know. I don't want to

go. I don't want to go to class.

So you don't want to go to

class, but you still want to

graduate? Mm-hmm. Okay let me

hear that when you get possible.

Don't tell about your secret

plan. Your secret plan? The

only way to pass is not just by

studying. There's other ways of

getting good grades you don't

just have to study.

There's other ways of getting

good grades. You don't just

have to study.

Amber, how are you getting

better grades? Tell me how.

Are you doing your D in a

purple or a yellow? What's the

problem?

You know, sometimes I help the

professors out a bit.

What do you mean, help them out

a little bit?

I stay after class for a bit

and just help them with

whatever they need help with.

Yeah and you still fail every

class. Well I mean I do the

same thing but-

I mean it's D is it's not

failing but it's still almost

failing.

So can you guys explain that?

Because we know that you've

been sneaking out at night.

How do you know that? Because

the door, you leave it open.

And I sure as heck don't leave

it open. And when I go to sleep,

I lock it.

So tell me how I felt then. You

were doing close up last night.

And I wake up in the middle of

the night all the time. You're

in your fucking room.

Where the fuck are you? Not

studying. Are you guys drinking?

I'm not saying anything. I don't

know snitch. What does it look

like?

The Cosmocene 6.9? What? I

think it doesn't matter. Yeah.

How did you learn how to

disrespect people? I don't know.

What did you teach them?

I didn't teach them that. Well

I couldn't teach them either.

Okay so you guys must be

learning this somewhere else.

Who are you hanging out with

outside of school?

Who are you sneaking out with

at night? Why are you getting

bad grades? Why are you guys

such bad kids?

I'm not saying anything. I ain't

no snitch. Amber you can say

almost anything.

I'm not snitching either. Yeah

we're real ones here.

You don't have anything to say

to yourself huh? Nothing? Why

are you being so inappropriate

now huh? Why?

It's that girl she's been

hanging out with at school. I

know it. She has her older

brother.

They all get along. They all go

out all night. Every night.

Sorry I like to have fun.

You can have fun when you've

made all of your

responsibilities and that's all

I want to say about that.

It's fucking getting a B.

Getting a B is not fucking hard.

Just get some B's and continue

this behavior. I dare you. It's

gonna be really hard.

When I went to college many

years ago, getting a B was a

fucking failure. Wasn't that

for you too? Yeah A's are-

maybe- A's are none.

Didn't you tell me you went to

college at the same time you

got hit a drive and that was on

a dinosaur? Jesus. Are you

trying to get grounded? What

the hell?

I'm just saying it's different

times. You're definitely

grounded. A whole month! No, no

don't talk back. You're fucking

grounded. Both of you. A's and

B's are next- next quarter.

Whatever you say.

Grounded until your midterms

are A's okay? Grounded! Fucking

grounded. We put up with this

long enough. It's over. Yeah I'm

done with it. You're not gonna

get any money for us anymore.

A whole month! Get a fucking

job! Or unless your midterms

are A's and B's okay? Yeah I'm

done. Go to your room. Fine.

What's up sis? Hey. Are you

studying without me? Yeah I'm

trying to get the grades back.

I told you it's not fair to

study without me. So unfair.

You know we both got reprimanded.

Not just me. Not just you. Yeah

well I need to focus. What are

you studying? Psychology. Oh

dude. What a boring topic. I

know. I hate it. You need to at

least get a passing grade. Yeah.

That's why I need to focus

though. You're distracting me.

No, I'm not letting you study

without me, so unfair.

Read some of this out loud for

me.

So, right now they're talking

about normative social

influence.

Which means, like, let me see.

Oh, it's to avoid rejection.

Yeah.

Or to gain social approval and

such. Yeah.

Ugh, man.

There's no way to just cheat.

Mom and dad only care, as long

as we pass and get an A.

I know, maybe I could find

someone.

Get them to take the test for

us.

It would be so boring.

So much easier.

Can you just give me the

answers and just write the

answers down

so I can just use them to cheat

on a test?

I'm really not trying to study

here.

This is just so boring.

Well, we have to do it the real

way.

If we get caught, we're screwed.

And then they'll ground us for

life.

It doesn't really matter.

It does.

No.

I like going out.

I don't want to be grounded for

the rest of my life.

Let's see.

Come on, what if I pay you or

something?

There has to be some way you

just write the answers for me.

I'm really not trying to study.

You need to study.

Let's see.

Okay, well, at least just read

things out loud

so I don't have to pay full

attention.

So, right now they're talking

about attitudes and actions.

It says attitudes are feelings

based on our beliefs

that predispose our reactions

to objects, people, and events.

Can you remember that?

Yeah.

Boring.

It is very boring, but we have

to.

No, you're gonna have to study

with me if you really want to

pass.

Fine, fine.

You're so annoying.

What's an in-group bias?

In-group bias is favoring, is a

favoring of your own group.

What the fuck does that mean?

Basically, you prefer your own

group over any other group

and prejudice around other

different groups.

This is gonna help me so much.

I'm like, biochemical

influences.

Yeah.

We got to, we just need a pass,

that's it.

Do you remember what self-disclosure

is?

I have no fucking idea.

What does that mean?

It's basically just intimate

details about ourselves,

like our likes and dislikes,

and our dreams and worries.

Or equity is both partners

receiving in portion to what

they give.

Do you know what obsessive compulsion

disorder is?

What's that? You mean like, OCD?

Yeah.

Basically, it's a generalized

anxiety disorder.

I never heard of it.

Yeah.

Can you read about it a little

bit maybe?

With generalized anxiety and phobia,

we can see aspects of our own

behavior.

We may at times be obsessed

with senseless or offensive

thoughts that will not go away.

Obsessive thoughts and compulsive

behaviors cross the fine line

between normality and disorder

when they become so persistent

that they have to interfere

with everyday living

and cause the person distress.

So like always washing your

hands?

Yeah.

Or always touching your dick?

Yeah, that's how.

Or agoraphobia is the fear or

events of situations

which escape might be difficult

or help unavailable when panic

strikes.

Agoraphobia?

Mm-hmm.

I thought that would mean you're

scared of like war or something.

No, it's just mainly scared of

like the outside world.

Or just phobias, focus anxiety

on a specific object, activity,

or situation.

Because a lot of people have

like social phobia.

They're scared of being like

criticized.

Do you have that phobia?

Sometimes.

Sometimes I struggle with what

other people may think.

That was just being like a

human.

Do you care what I think?

Yeah, of course I know.

Oh yeah.

You are my sister so of course

you care.

Yeah.

You care about me a lot.

Yeah, of course I care.

Why don't you read some more?

Conformity is adjusting our

behavior or thinking towards

some group standard.

Polarization occurs when people

within a group discuss an idea

that most of them either favor

or oppose.

So that's polarization?

Yes.

Hmm.

I'm trying to remember all the

terms.

Yeah, you can keep reading.

Read some more terms.

This is really good review.

I think this is actually going

to help you.

I know, remember.

In-group bias is the, oh wait,

we went over that one.

Favoring one group.

Frustration, aggression

principle.

Frustration creates anger,

which may in some people

generate aggression,

especially in the presence of

an aggressive cue.

Did you keep going?

Hmm.

Oh good, you guys are finally

studying.

Yeah.

Oh, this makes me so proud.

So what are you learning?

Psychology.

Psychology?

Yeah.

I didn't know they taught that.

Yeah, we took a class in it but

we'll show up this time.

I'm going to go.

That's nice.

Hmm.

Do you guys think you need

something?

I'm just so glad to see you

guys with some books in here.

We really want to impress you.

We want to, you know, like, we

really want to show you that we

care.

And we listen to what you guys

talk.

You are doing a great job with

that.

I bet your next grades, your

next tests are going to be like

B's, I hope.

Yeah, well, I feel like I was a

little too harsh on you guys,

but it does look like sometimes

tough love is what you need.

That's what they eat.

Right?

Yeah.

So let's see what actually

happened.

I mean, they listen, so.

We get a lot of deep love stuff.

Like with the car, I'm

definitely not buying you a

fucking car.

Maybe I was going to say, maybe

we should go get ice cream

later.

Just, you know, as a reward.

For your hard work.

Yeah, that'd be great.

You want some ice cream?

What kind of ice cream do you

like?

World class chocolate.

I like peanut butter chocolate.

Do we get a shake too?

Because they add more.

Always want more.

I want a shake.

Want a chocolate shake?

Okay, you can get ice creams,

but after your tests come in

and you get A's, then you can

get shakes too.

Yeah. I think that's reasonable.

Can you see how hard we're

studying?

We should just get a medal just

for participating.

Again, free shit.

Do we want a participation

medal too?

Yes! Of course!

They already give those at

school.

Want some cookies?

Only peanut butter chocolate

and thorough gaming and gluten

free.

You got the job.

All right, so why don't you

boys finish?

We can go get the ice cream.

Okay, fine.

Ah! Yeah, yeah.

All done.

Let's put on some ice cream.

Oh yeah, all done here too.

Peanut butter chocolate ice

cream time.

Surprise!

Wow! Dinner is so exciting!

We finally got the B minus, so

we have to do something for you.

You deserve it!

A's, B's. Oh my gosh!

I never thought I'd see the day.

I totally did.

This looks delicious.

This looks fantastic.

Yeah, thank you so much for

finally getting good grades.

We were waiting for that.

What are you doing?

Were you writing a professor?

No, we saw them studying and it

was actually working.

We studied so hard, didn't we?

Yeah. It was so hard.

Very hard, yeah.

We studied for a long time.

So tell me what else is going

on at school.

It's still very boring, but now

I got the grade.

That's really mad, I don't care

if they do anything.

Just get the fucking grade and

graduate and get out of my home.

That's what I'm going to look

at.

Just know that you'll keep

getting rewarded every time you

do something good in this house.

Well, if we get rewards like

this every time, I think we're

going to be straight A students.

Definitely.

Guys, if you work hard,

everything's going to turn out

the same.

Yeah, and we're already

experiencing that now.

Yeah.

No?

Work hard.

Work hard and then you can play

a little bit.

Yeah, I'm not the sport of this

generation.

I'll leave you fuck around.

Right. Fuck around and find out.

I'm just guessing you're not a

party girl.

I was still a party girl, but I

got my grades.

Wow. How did your party and get

your grades?

Because I went to G like that.

I just worked out and I studied

hard and yeah, of course I went

to some parties, but it's all

about balance, guys.

Yeah, I have to learn how to

balance. Otherwise, it's a fall.

Balance is key to success.

Yep.

It is.

Speaking of, I volunteered to

start working at a farm.

What kind of farm?

Yeah. It's just like, you know,

there's lots of hay and you

clean up a lot and stuff like

that.

I feel like being in nature is

part of why I did so well too.

You guys should try it more

often. You guys are hanging out

in the house way too much.

Well, I think they offer an equestrian

class in the school.

So, you know, why don't you

take the class? Will you come

visit us on the barn?

Maybe.

I'd rather you just get your

grades, though. I don't care

about anything else.

Yeah, right away you get the

scholarship.

You're not a degree.

And I'm glad you finally

stopped sneaking out too.

Thank you.

I can sleep at night.

Well, if we're being really

honest, I just got better at it

so you never caught me.

But if I'm going to do grades,

does it really matter?

Well, it could be better.

I didn't mean to know that.

Let's pretend we didn't hear

you.

Okay, fine. Nothing was said.

No more ice cream.

I was thinking the same thing.

No more ice cream.

I think they have their hands

full already.

True. True.

Amber, how did you base

American history? I was really

surprised.

I studied a lot.

And very intensely.

And for a long time.

I thought you hated history.

I know. I thought you hated it.

I don't know how you came up so

fast.

Well, we found a way... Oh, go

ahead. You can tell them.

My legs love it.

A lot of study sessions.

Some of those things that you

have to get used to doing.

We found a way to make it

really enjoyable.

Guys, this food is so good.

You know, some of the best

classes I've ever had, are the

ones that I created in the

beginning.

And you just found a way to

love it, right?

You know, something you really

don't like doing.

And then you do it enough, you

enjoy it a lot.

But like you said, it's

important to study hard.

So what are you guys doing this

weekend?

Yeah, what are you guys doing?

Studying and maybe partying a

little bit more.

Is it that girl at your school

I don't like you hanging out

with?

She's really fun.

I know she's really fun, but

you just kind of lose your mind

when you hang out with her too

much.

Why don't you like her?

I mean, I don't know, I just

think she's a bad influence on

you.

Yeah, I do think she's a bad

influence.

But you know, her grades are

okay.

Yeah, as long as her grades are

good, what does it matter?

I can only be better, I guess.

You know, it matters what kind

of person you are to someone

else.

It's not all about the grades.

Yeah, but integrity, right?

Yes, who you hang out with,

very important.

I don't want to hang out with

boring people.

Is that why you stay home so

much?

So it's just your brother and

the bad influence.

Okay.

They're very fun though.

What about you honey, where are

all your friends?

I don't know, the professor has

been talking to me a lot lately.

Which one?

The one in the history.

Oh, is that why you aced the

class?

No comment on that.

Honey, don't encourage this

behavior, this is ridiculous.

It's just fucking wrong, you

know?

Fucking gorgeous, they're

having me respect for my

daughter.

She's a compulsive liar too, so.

Yeah?

You heard us.

I don't know what you're

talking about.

I don't know what to believe

anymore, you're hanging out

with this girl, she's

influencing you, you haven't

been yourself.

But at least you pulled your

grades up, so.

See, the grades are there.

Yeah, however you did it, it is.

I still studied a lot.

That's true.

Don't help me study after class.

Maybe you only like to have

that one set?

So this girl wants to have sex

with you already?

Yeah.

I know, right? I don't know why

she was taking it so fast, I

met her like a week ago.

A week ago? These girls these

days, it's supposed to be at

least a month, I mean a week?

Fucking hoes, right?

Yeah.

I'm thinking.

This is generation, I just don't

understand that parents always

want their research.

Well, maybe you should, like I

said, go out into nature and

maybe you'll meet someone there.

In nature?

I don't know, like I said, like

a farm, go volunteer somewhere.

There are many hoes that want

to fucking, I mean, you're so

fucking young, man, you really

don't want to do that.

Listen to your father, he knows

what's up.

Sex is such a private, such an

important thing, especially

your first time, you know, like.

You don't want to rush those

things, you just don't want to

fucking invite this fucker of

yours.

Yeah.

They should save it for

something special, right?

Yeah.

You know, have some family

values, man. Act like you're

raised in a family of a bunch

of hoes.

Yeah.

You could ask her maybe if she

wants to go to the movies and

then just like, don't even kiss

her.

Yeah.

What about a hug?

You think that's like.

You could hug her, of course.

But maybe you should show her

how a real guy treats a real

woman.

Yeah.

No, also like a side hug.

No, you don't have to side hug

her.

You can just hug her.

But don't go farther than that.

Yeah, not until like a month or

so.

She tries to suck your dick in

the movie theater, tell her no.

Yeah.

Do not let her suck your dick.

She'll not let her suck your

dick, almost fucking pour her

suck your dick like dynamite.

Yeah.

Definitely like no low jobs

allowed.

Yeah, it's true.

Sucking dick in front of other

people.

What kind of fucking perverts

are you talking about, huh?

Just tell her she has to earn

it.

That's all.

Yeah.

Fucking hell.

If you can please tell me your

sister's pussy.

No problem.

Yeah, here we go.

Yeah, so you have any boyfriend

right now?

No, but I definitely don't keep

seeing them for the last time.

Someone else is new.

Yeah, definitely shouldn't do

that.

Well, you know, I'm really

worried about that girl.

I don't know, she's such a nice

person.

I have to break up with her,

like over sex, like we have a

lot of the same horrible weeks.

We come from the same kind of

air.

You know she's raised by two

really good parents, we care

about grades.

He's just said that she lives

downtown.

Yeah, but that's only recently.

She just moved there because of

school.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, no, this girl just doesn't

like me.

She looks like, sounds like bad

news.

She's pressuring you to have

sex after the first week.

I mean, what does that say

about her core values?

Maybe she's just really warning

you or trying to get to me.

Oh, don't kid yourself.

She's just a fucking whore.

Honey, you're very attractive.

It's just, it's just too much

too soon.

Guys like that, it doesn't, I

mean, don't have to do that.

Yeah, you have to value

yourself even more than she

values herself.

In this family, that's how

things go.

By not having sex with her?

Exactly.

So what would you guys like for

the next dinner?

Ooh, pasta.

Definitely pasta, like, fettuccine

Alfredo.

Oh yeah.

That's okay.

So bomb.

If both of you get A's on your

finals, I will make pasta.

We'll make it just as good as

today.

Just as good as today.

That kids can get pasta if you

get A's.

Ooh, I have to now.

No, wow, I feel so motivated.

Definitely. Maybe you'll study

instead of playing all those

video games.

The tournament is tonight, it's

the cash cup.

The cash cup? Would you rather

have...

Yeah, it's like a thousand

dollars for first place.

Oh my God, my team, oh my God.

They pay you for video games?

Yeah, you don't know about MLG,

yes, there's millionaires.

Oh shit.

What? Oh shit.

There's no way.

There's no fucking way.

No, I'm serious. MLG, Major

League Gaming.

Major League Gaming, like Major

League Baseball?

Yeah.

Seriously?

The hand-eye coordination, you

have to have, wow.

Did you ever win anything?

I've won a couple thousand

dollars, but I haven't really

heard the word.

So, where's the rent you owe me

from all this money that you're

making?

Oh, hold on. Could I have

really fast? My sister's busy,

please.

Oh, sure.

I mean, next year I really

think they should start paying

rent.

Yeah, it's a great idea.

Especially with the people that

are staying.

Alright, but it's not making

shit, but we can get a job with

a fast food joint.

The fast food joint?

Yeah, you're right. It's not

global.

You said you were making a

couple thousand dollars.

No, that was like my total

prize range.

So, I'm going to go to the

bathroom.

Oh, that was your whole--? No,

that was like my total prize

range.

Oh, shit.

I have some ideas. I've been

making money. It's not a

fucking video game.

Do you watch him play video

games?

Yeah, he's really good. I've

seen him play it.

Really?

No one makes one-time video

games.

Except those ads that make

money playing Solitary on

computers and phones.

Yeah.

That's fake money, honey.

Yeah. Did you get credits or

did you get a cap with a cash?

No, it was cash. I even had to

pay taxes on it.

Yeah. So don't file me as a

dependent this year, okay?

Because I have to make my own

money.

Well, then you owe me money

because that's your whole tax

system.

Definitely paying rent next

year.

Yeah, yeah. How about $500,000

a month each?

Huh? No.

Play more video games.

I don't want to hear it.

Play more video games.

Hell no.

There's no one seeking out. I

can just go and go whenever I

want.

Yeah, just don't come back down

to the face of the month.

You know, I think no rent.

I mean, don't you want me to

just go in and get a good job?

How am I going to do that if

you're charging me rent?

How are you going to learn

responsibility if we don't?

Yeah, you just have to get

proper.

Just start doing what you're

doing your life.

Start to think about it.

Anyway, what ice cream should

you have after dinner?

I don't have any peanut butter,

but I do have chocolate.

Oh, yeah.

I love chocolate.

And strawberry.

Yeah.

Honey, you got to order some

vanilla too.

New policies!

We have whipped cream, right?

I think we have some.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes.

Whipped cream on your ice cream.

So should I order it or do you

guys want to go out?

We can go out.

Or we can go out.

All right, I just don't know if

they have Neapolitan out.

I know we can make it here

though.

All right. Yeah, I do want to

make Sundays, but I guess we

can go out.

Yeah, Sunday sounds like a lot

of fun.

Oh, yeah.

I like to make the ice cream

free, guys, but if your dad

really wants to go out, we can

go out.

I'm going to go check either.

Okay.

I'll make it here.

So this weekend, we're having a

family beach outing on Sunday.

I'm excited.

Me too.

Yay!

So keep your damn grades up,

okay?

Keep the grades up.

And we're going to go to the

beach, and we're going to have

a great time, all right?

Okay.

Yeah, and the whole song,

family fun, all that dirty shit

that we have here in school.

Yeah, make sure that you blow

up the volleyball before we go.

Definitely blow up the

volleyball.

Okay, yeah.

And then if you want to dessert,

I know it's been a while, but...

Will you pass my sister's pussy

if you have a chance?

Yeah, go ahead.

Honey, I know you like to swim.

Oh, yeah, I love swimming.

Yeah, I love swimming.

Just so glad my family is all

together, that's all.

Yeah.

Yeah, it will be a lot of fun.

I'm excited.

Me too.

Can't wait, you guys.

And we'll get the pasta

afterwards?

Really? We're never doing

anything interesting as a

family, you know?

It's so boring.

I know, it's true.

Maybe we can have pasta after.

Maybe.

If I feel like cooking.

Yeah, I'm sure we'll be really

hungry.

Honey, will you help me cook if

I'm too tired?

Yeah, I can do it.

I know, sometimes it's nice to

hang out with the four of us,

right?

Yeah, we could hold some.

So nice.

Well, I'm looking forward to

some of this.

Wow.

Can't wait.

Mmm.

Delicious.

I know, right?

What kind of spices are these?

Are these turmeric?

There is, yes.

Exactly, I found this recipe

and it's just like bomb.

Wow, on the bomb level I would

definitely grade it like Hiroshima.

Yeah.

It's so good.

Yeah, not like an al-qaeda

level bomb, but definitely like

Hiroshima level.

You have been doing

intentionally in school.

Oh man, don't even let me talk

to you about the economic

progression of the United

States of America,

I watched it a little.

And how you should all be

switching to a certain currency,

like your transmission of

alcohol by metals, and what it

takes days.

It's a lot of learning, alright?

Did you know like most of the

bones in your body are located

in your feet?

You know that?

Life is just so crazy, such an

enigma the world is.

Were you just pretending not to

learn?

No, no, no, I don't think

before I speak I don't pretend

a lot.

I just can't, I'm too impulsive

you know.

That is true, you are very impulsive.

In a way there are more bones

in your foot than in your mouth.

That's what you got from that.

No, they're really good, I'm

telling you your tuition

dollars are going to good

places.

Oh yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah, I appreciate you slaving

your life away so I can get an

education.

Oh yeah, there's bones in your

feet.

Yeah, bones in your feet, no.

Microbiome?

I do know a little bit about

microbiome.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, I mean there's so many

probiotics in this food.

What about kombucha? Kombucha's

bomb.

It has a lot of sugar in it

though.

Oh yeah?

Sugar's bad for you?

You know what? Some people

would say it's not that bad for

you.

I get the sugar, it has organic

GMOs in it, it's so good.

Organic GMOs, I know.

It's not like GMOs in good food

though.

No, but the organic ones are

really good for you.

Or GMOs.

They're very kosher, halal.

Gen Z is just fucking suck.

What's going to be the

generation after Gen Z?

Is it just going to be like

they're going to do a new

alphabet, like...

Guys are going to blow up right

away.

Whoa, blowing up.

I didn't even think about that.

You know the guy who made TNT

was actually the guy with

Albert Nobel?

Yes, he just got done.

And he only made it, you know

what happened?

You know the reason why he made

the Nobel Peace Prize?

Because his brother died and

the obituary was like, mass

murderer dies.

And he was like, I don't even

remember it as that.

Let's talk about some lighter

things.

I think that's inspirational,

don't you?

Yeah honey, it's inspirational,

but it's just a little bit too

much for the dinner table.

[swallowing]

[grunting]

It's great food sweetie.

Delicious, just fantastic,

really.

It is really good.

But you thought pasta couldn't

be even better.

Oh dank.

So dank.

Just make sure to study hard.

Yes, get good grades like your

dad said.

Yeah, only the best, because

our family, we are the best.

Alright, now sit down and eat

the rest of your dinner.

Listen to your mother.

And who wants to say grace?

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