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>> Pancakes sound good, right?

>> Yeah, absolutely. Do you still have any more in the mix left?

>> Yeah, I think we have some more.

>> Enough for two?

>> Yeah. I even went out and got some extra syrup too, so that's really perfect.

>> Mm-hm.

>> You ran out of chocolate chips though?

>> Yeah, I don't think we have chocolate chips.

Ugh, what a busy day ahead of us.

>> Yeah, you excited?

>> Yeah. Oh my gosh, I can't wait to see all of our friends.

>> How many people did you invite?

>> We're definitely going to have a full house.

>> Okay. Means I'm getting all of us to clean afterwards.

>> Yes, we'll pull our weight, don't worry.

>> Thank you.

>> I'm feeling lost. I'll never let that down.

>> You promise? You promise you're never gonna let it down? You're never gonna let it down?

>> [LAUGH]

>> It's going to be a good day.

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>> Wow, you guys are absolutely amazing.

>> Good morning, sleepyhead.

>> Good morning. >> I was just making breakfast.

I made some sandwiches earlier if you want some.

>> Ooh, that looks delicious.

You guys are the cutest couple.

>> Oh. >> Yeah.

>> She's just working a sandwich on you because you probably don't have enough to make you pancakes.

>> [LAUGH]

>> I knew there was going to be some scratch.

>> When I have to feed this guy, when I have to feed this guy, I swear.

>> It's not my fault that you eat twice as much as you guys.

>> [LAUGH] >> Well, I see why.

You gotta pull twice our weight.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Speaking of, I was just talking to someone about cleaning up after the party tonight.

>> Yeah, you remember her hosting, right?

It's the 1st of July already.

>> Seriously? >> That's so silly.

>> Don't you have a calendar on your wall in that room covered in hearts and bubbles and stuff?

>> Wow, yeah, but I don't look at it.

>> What's the point then?

Damn, time flies.

So, need help setting up?

I was probably going to get started on the decorating in a little bit.

Yeah, we were just talking about the guest list.

>> Yeah, did you invite anyone?

>> I invited a couple people when we first talked about it, but I kind of forgot.

I'm so sorry.

>> I don't know, it's totally fine.

We might have to go to a food room later.

>> Yeah. >> Party.

>> Do you think she can still text in the back or did you invite an entire house of people?

>> Oh, yeah, no. We'll have more than enough room.

>> Okay, so yeah, just shoot in the text today. I'm sure they're all looking for something to do.

>> We just have to get together and clean up after.

>> Weaves. After last time?

>> You really won't live out there, huh?

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> Right.

>> It was fun though, okay? Cops may have showed up, but it was worth it.

>> Yeah, if the cops show up again, you're going to have to work your magic like you did last time.

I don't know if it was flashing or what was it, but that was lucky.

>> Yeah, I don't know if I can pull that off twice so we should probably keep the noise level down.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, you look so cute. Not going to take long to get ready today, huh?

>> No, I have a cute bikini that luckily came in time.

>> Yeah. You look adorable. I love your shirt.

>> Thank you. It's very festive today.

>> I might not even bother with the pancakes then. Just make them in the morning.

>> We're going to do so much for you.

>> You're going to be so hungover.

>> That's a good boy.

>> That's great.

>> Perfect.

>> They're calm before the storm.

>> Can I have some of your coffee, babe?

>> Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

>> Thank you.

>> We have to put all the decorations on.

>> Yeah. You guys got that covered? I can run it in the store.

>> Yeah. Well, probably.

>> Nah, I was about to get started going with it, so I guess we could do the decorations while we go to the store.

>> If you guys want to take a break, we can watch that show later too.

>> Yeah.

>> The episode comes out today.

>> Yeah, that's perfect.

I'm dying to see how this even more starts.

>> I think I'm going to get started decorating the living room.

>> Okay.

I'll see you later.

>> Have a good breakfast.

>> Yeah. I'm going to help you with some of that.

>> Yes. You should.

>> Okay. You should have as much as this as you want.

>> She's not going to make pancakes.

>> No. I know you need your fuel.

>> I should run it in the store for all of you guys.

>> Yeah. Thank you so much for doing that.

>> Of course. No problem.

I'm about to cover it too. Don't worry about it.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah. We were invited mostly her friends, so I got it.

Don't worry about it.

>> You didn't invite any of your friends?

>> I brought two friends that I have of course.

They're coming.

>> Good. I don't want it to be boring for you or anything.

>> It won't be.

>> No.

>> You guys are fun too.

We're hanging out with you.

It was a reason to live here.

>> It was pretty fun to hang out.

>> Right.

>> You guys are the best couple.

>> We'll try. We don't try.

>> Yeah. It seems very effortless.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, you're a great roommate.

>> Thank you. I've been really happy living here.

It's a great house.

>> Honestly, after our last roommate, you're a godsend.

>> I keep on trying.

>> Seriously.

>> It's all about the dishes.

I say that I'll make or break being roommates.

>> Well, just being clean, you know?

Just keeping everything nice and in order,

respecting other people's stuff.

It's crazy how much people don't do that.

>> Yeah.

And having boundaries of people's personal space.

>> Yeah, absolutely.

>> Yeah.

>> What do you guys think is cuter to hang in the outdoor space?

Should I do more of these things or like this one?

>> What's going to be wavy today is those might be gone in a heartbeat.

>> Yeah.

>> Those will look cool.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, those will look great.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, okay, cool.

I'm so excited.

All right.

We can work it out.

I'm excited to see how she decorates it.

>> Yeah, she always -- I mean, you can see she's a great decorator.

So when she goes in, she goes all in.

>> She does.

I've recruited her to help me decorate my room.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm so bad at interior designing.

>> If I didn't have her, you wouldn't want to see it or --

>> Yeah, my room would just be a mattress on the ground, honestly.

>> Yeah.

She taught me how coat hangers work.

The floor was kind of my closet.

>> Yeah.

I understand that.

Usually it's just the hamper or a ball on my bed.

>> Yeah.

The chair in the corner.

>> Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

>> Ends up being a cat bed full of hair.

>> Yeah.

That's the way it goes.

Oh, she took her coffee with her, didn't she?

>> I think she did.

She's always drinking her freshly made coffee.

>> Yeah.

I'm probably going to steal another sip of that before I go.

>> You should.

>> I've never wrapped this early, but we got a lot to do today, so.

>> We have a lot to do today.

>> It's going to be fun, though.

>> Yep.

A good thing we're out early.

>> Yeah.

I should probably get to the store.

You want to start helping her?

>> Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I should get off my ass and start helping her.

>> Yeah, take one more bite of this, actually.

>> Take the rest of it with you.

>> Really?

We don't need it?

>> I'll take one more bite.

>> Perfect.

>> Rest of yours.

>> Thank you so much.

>> I'll see you in a bit.

>> See you in a bit.

>> Drive safe.

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>> Hey, do you need help putting that up?

>> I wish I had more places to put things.

>> It looks so good, though, man.

>> How silly is that?

I love it.

>> It looks like you just want to race, right?

>> It's awesome.

>> Yeah, I wish I could get more places to put things.

>> It's looking about enough decorations, guys.

>> I mean, we're dispersing them so well.

>> I might somewhere else for it.

>> It's looking great, though.

>> Okay, let's see.

I'm just going to add some more up here.

>> Careful.

>> Yeah, for real.

>> Don't need an accident before the party.

At least wait until it gets started.

>> Oh, man.

>> Okay.

>> Right.

Let's see.

Oh, man.

Do you guys have any more ideas for decor?

>> I want to say it looks great right now, babe.

>> Yeah?

>> Okay, cool.

>> You're busting this out.

>> Throw this one.

>> It looks great.

- It looks so good. - In here.

- About there. - You know.

- Guys, guess what it's almost time for?

- What? - Do you want to hear a show babe?

- Yeah. - Oh my god, yes.

- Well, I just know you've been talking about that

for the last week since the cliffhanger.

- Yeah. - So I'm kinda proud

of my gang to watch that. - It was cruel

that they left us on that. - Yeah.

- I love it when my board gets all the details

and things we need. - Mm-hmm.

(laughs)

- Oh man.

This looks straight over here, right?

It's not crooked or anything.

- Yeah, it looks perfect. - Yeah.

- Okay. - That's such a great outfit.

(laughs) - Here we go.

- Yay, I do. (laughs)

- Well, I think I'm done.

I've thought about everything I can do, mind if I come on?

- Perfect timing, it's just about to start.

- Perfect. - Yeah.

(sighs)

- Hello, that looks comfortable.

I might have to join you a little bit.

- Yeah, come bring that over here.

- I do not wanna miss any part of this episode.

(laughs)

- Hello, hello. - Oh, it's perfect.

- The decor is so nice to finally relax.

- It is. - Even working so hard,

something's wrong. - It's like a way better door

than a window. - Oh my god, sorry.

- Oh, sorry. - At least.

- I figured you can move. - Yeah.

- Wow. - They always have this--

- Most intro. - Whoa.

- Yeah, but it's such a good intro song.

- Yeah, it's iconic. - Yeah.

- It's iconic.

Oh, I forgot that happened last episode.

- Yeah. - Oh my gosh, there's so much

build up, so much. - Oh.

- I can't believe they killed that character off though.

- Shhhh.

- That's not fair, you guys read the books before me.

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - You're gonna come back to life,

it's totally fine. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - We just didn't double ruin it.

(laughing)

- Oh my god, you guys are toxic. - They don't die at all,

it's fine. - Okay, maybe this is good,

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Pure confusion. - Yeah.

- Well, I hope this is all worth waiting a week for.

(laughing)

- It always is.

Every season just gets better.

- It does. - It does.

- I'm so happy they introduced Alex, she's so fucking hot.

- You would have a crush on her.

- How can I not, she's a badass.

- You're so horny watching TV.

You have a crush on every character,

no matter what we're watching.

- They have something to add, okay.

They contribute to the narrative.

- Honestly, sometimes stories need that, you know,

they just need to throw in that extra character.

- Yeah. - And it kind of

brings everything together, I get what you mean.

- Spice. - Oh right, oh right, whatever,

just keep staring at her boobs, I gotta.

- Or her ass. (laughing)

Whoa. - Wow.

Like, seriously, no way.

- That's such bullshit.

I didn't see that coming.

- Me either, honestly.

- Wow.

There's so much filler in this show sometimes.

- Hey, you know what, it's so it makes

that suspense even better.

- Yeah, it just builds up for you to wait just another week.

- That's how they make their money.

- Yeah, it's been such a good afternoon with you guys.

- I know.

- Is this your favorite TV show to top it off?

- No, I think the party's gonna top it off.

- That's okay, that's true, that's true.

- I'm on the same page as you, this TV show,

it's kinda the thing for my dad.

- Yeah.

- I mean, same people's good too.

- This is so cool.

- Whoa.

- Okay, fine, you're right, her character's so hot.

Whatever, I'll say it.

- Does both have crushes on her?

I don't even think she's that cute.

- Well, you're blonde. - Oh my goodness.

- Clearly not, this is my girlfriend.

- Yeah, don't talk about his taste in girls.

I guess I can't talk shit.

- My bad, I'm sorry.

- The CGI has gone so advanced.

- Yeah, I mean, since the first season,

you can tell they really upped the budget.

- Absolutely.

- You guys are such film nuts, it's so funny.

- Just 'cause we read the books, you know,

like to uphold that level of awesome,

you need a certain level of awesome in the TV shows, you know?

- Absolutely, absolutely.

There's so many book adaptations to movies I just hate.

- Yeah, they honestly ruin it for me a lot of times.

- I don't care if I would enjoy this show more

if I read the series, I, no motivation to read a book.

- Well, you like the surprise of the show too.

Books don't really hit you with a surprise,

'cause you kinda see it coming,

you read into it, shows just hit you, especially this one.

- Yeah, like "Starving Games" was not the same as the book.

- Yeah, facts.

- Good.

Whoa.

What?

Dude, it's been seasoned since that character was on,

what the, I thought that-- - Yeah, this isn't in the books.

- No, I thought they died.

- Is this a flashback?

- I don't think so, because she has the ring.

- No, it's like all hazy, it's probably a dream.

- Just wait. - Yeah.

Watch, is gonna be a twin or some shit.

- Yeah, no, it's not a telenovela.

- This episode was a bunch of bad--

- Plot twist, plot twist, plot twist.

It's like a live action anime into it.

- You would love a live action anime.

- I would. - You would love that.

- I love anime.

Cartoon titties.

- Is that a hentai? - Yeah.

- That's what I watch on my partner time.

- Really, I didn't know that.

- You're doing your bedroom late at night.

- Shh, this was supposed to be a secret.

- Wait, wait, wait, shh. - Oh.

- What? - Oh, damn.

- Why, I'm confused, what just happened?

- They're going so off script right now,

none of this happens in the book.

- Not in the book. - This has to be a dream.

There's no way.

- It's so weird how they take such free range with books.

- Yeah, it's not as hard to follow sometimes.

- I mean, of this generation there's not many of us left

that read the book, too, so these ones

don't even know what to reference, so.

- Whatever, nerds. (laughing)

- I'm just kidding.

- It really makes you think.

- What the, okay, this has to be a dream.

- That's what I'm saying, there's no way this is actually

what's happening in the storyline.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Leave it to Hollywood to take some weird little side step

in the story and then bring you back like, never mind.

- We're just kidding. - So dumb.

- That's not.

- I'm sure the studio just made them do that,

so they could make an extra book.

- Yeah. - Yeah, maybe it was like

time, like filler time.

- It's just a point of like the other viewers.

- Well, I mean, it's kinda disappointing but, whatever.

- I know.

- So, who's gonna be showing up for this party again?

- Why I'm invited of--

- Everyone on your contacts list?

- Yeah, I mean, I got at least 30 RSVPs,

but I also invited like 30 more. (laughing)

- I should not buy that much food. (laughing)

- How many friends do you have?

- We can order stuff in, like if we need to.

- Yeah, we're gonna order dogs for all the friends.

I don't know what that is. (laughing)

- Both of my friends would not mind that. (laughing)

- That's true. - I wouldn't mind.

- That's true. (laughing)

- I did get a couple party games.

Have you guys played cornhole?

- No. - Yeah. (laughing)

- Okay, so it's us against you then.

- Obviously. (laughing)

- Because one doesn't know. (laughing)

- What?

(laughing)

- So what is cornhole? - Yeah.

I mean, it's when you throw like the bean bag.

- Oh, into the hole? - Yeah.

- Yes, that's right. - It's a little sandbag.

It's like a classic grill party game, you know?

- Okay, I've seen those at bars, but I never played them.

- We'll have to like wager something.

- Yeah, I think we can wager. - Yeah, I think we can get creative.

(laughing)

- Loser cleans up themselves after the party,

like someone did last time.

(laughing)

- Cutie. - Clearly I won't be losing.

- You are so holding onto this.

- I'm sorry, it took me like two hours.

- I think it's gonna be you and me.

- We already told you this morning.

- I know. (laughing)

But if I win, then I don't have to help too.

- All right, fine. - If you win.

- That's your wager. (laughing)

- That's your wager. - I got this.

(laughing)

- That's a huge thank you, buddy.

- But if you have friends that you want to come...

- I am, I have a few, I think.

I think Janice is gonna come, she mentioned it.

And I think Ethan as well.

They heard that Janice was coming,

he was like, "Oh, I have to be there."

Of course, but I did not invite Mary,

'cause she's such a fucking drama queen.

I love her, but she doesn't stop crying.

(laughing)

- Well, we definitely have more than enough room.

So just let them all come over.

We'll deal with all the drama and stuff.

- Absolutely.

I mean, if we have room for a fucking horse,

I think we have room for a couple extra people.

- I'll kick him out, if it means your friends get to come.

- No, that horse is always welcome in this house.

He's not going anywhere. (laughing)

- He's family.

- His name's on the lease, he can't leave.

(laughing)

- And the weather's great today,

so I think we could actually use the pool.

- Yeah.

- Finally. - For the first time all year.

- All year.

- That would be a great place to watch the fireworks.

- You're totally right,

I actually never even thought of that.

- Whoa, that would be so cool.

Yeah, we could put out the floaties and lay back.

- Watch the sky. - Yeah.

- I just ordered sunscreen, and it came in, so.

- You just ordered sunscreen.

- I know, what else you want? - Probably alongside

that bathing suit. - I'm still, what?

- Oh, it's the special kind I like.

You know my skin's sunscreen.

- Oh gosh, okay, fine.

- Do you need help putting it on?

- Of course I do. (laughing)

You can always help me finish it on.

- Yeah, I'll help you.

- Okay, shh, shh, shh, it's back.

It's back. - Oh shit.

(sighing)

- See, I told you it was a dream.

What did they say from the beginning?

- Aw, they really fucked with us. - He loves being right

about everything.

- You just hate it 'cause I'm always right.

(laughing)

- Okay, maybe I do.

- I know, let's not start this again.

(laughing)

- Yeah, there's no way they could've killed them off.

They obviously didn't bring her back either.

Like, it's. - Oh, fuck me.

- But I mean it's cool they gave her

a little bit more screen time, you know?

Good for that actress.

- Yeah.

- I don't think I'm paying the same amount of attention

to this as you guys do. (laughing)

- Mm.

Did we end up getting some fresh fruit?

- Yeah, of course. - For the party.

- Yeah, about a bunch.

I got like three whole watermelons.

- Going through everything in my head now.

I think we did everything.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah, decorations, food, games. - School of the.

- Yeah.

You got tequila, right? - Obviously.

- Okay, perfect. (laughing)

- It's gonna be good. - Did I get the tequila?

(laughing)

Whoa.

Oh, now I can't keep up with any of this anymore.

- Their names are too similar sometimes, too.

- Yeah. - Like, which one's which?

- And it's different when you hear them pronounce it,

especially with the accents and stuff,

but in the books, like, I'm just basically a literate,

so every single one is the same.

- You guys are really such nerds.

- I feel like I didn't really read the names

when I read the book. - Yeah, you just kind of read

the first three letters, and you're like, "That's that person."

You know?

- That's the guy with the knife. (laughing)

I am so excited for this party, though.

- Yeah.

- It's so funny, you're so excited, and you forgot about it.

I can't even mind you this morning, you silly dork.

- I'm so bad. I'm terrible.

If I didn't have my head attached to me, I'd lose it.

- Yeah, don't I know it. It's okay.

That's why you have me as a best friend.

- Exactly. - We complete each other.

- You hold my head down. (laughing)

- Speaking of completing each other, you guys want drinks?

We did get tequila. - We did get tequila.

- Yeah? - Pre-game.

- I'll go make us some drinks. - Please do.

- Pre-game? - Yes.

- Let's do it. It's one of the best Independence Day ever.

(laughing)

- Hopefully the aliens come.

- Oh, this one feels so good. Tell me about it.

It's so fulfilling being outside finally.

You got some color. - Yeah, lucky. I just get red.

But I love it. I still love this one.

- Oh.

- That was the perfect weather.

- Mm-hmm. - Aw.

- Yay, I can't wait.

Everything about today has been so perfect.

- Oh yeah, it's all coming together, the decorations.

I think Lucky got all the food.

- Yeah, I'm going to have to double-check that later.

I don't 100% trust that boy, to remember,

but I know he got watermelon, but yeah,

we'll check it with him on that.

- Yes. - Yeah, I think between all of us,

we have it figured out. - Let's pick up the devil.

- Oh, hey cutie. - Hey, you guys need some oil?

- Oh, you're so good to us. - Of course.

- Nice. - Where do you want it first,

front or back? - Let's get the front going.

I'm already here. - Right.

A little up here, put a little more down here.

- Your pants are so cute, it looks the cutest couple ever.

- Don't give her too big of an ego, okay?

(laughing)

- Her, what about you Mr. Lucky?

- You can boost my ego all you want, you keep it coming.

(laughing)

- So cute. - We're just talking about

how perfect everything about today has been.

- Yeah. - We're out here

with this beautiful weather, like, oh what a day.

- Yeah, you guys stoked for later?

- Yeah. - When did you tell people

to start showing up?

- Wow, like 4.30, five o'clock I figured.

- Okay, let's give it a little time.

- 'Cause like no one's gonna show up on time.

- That's true. - You never, we never show up.

- I will show up on time. - You will.

- I was like, no, I'll show up on time.

(laughing)

- So I figured it's enough time to let us get prepared.

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Get a little relaxation back here first.

- Yeah. - Get a little touched up.

- Calm before the storm. - Yes.

- Yes, give her energy all the time.

- The storm is a brewing.

- Thank you babe, you're so good to us.

- You're welcome.

Do you want me to get your back too?

- Yeah, that'd be terrific.

- I think the thing I'm the most excited for

about this party is the snacks.

- The snacks? - The snacks.

I love-- - I do love party foods.

- It's so good. - Yeah.

(laughing)

- That's the only reason I show up to a party.

(laughing)

- Just for the snacks? - Just for the snacks.

They don't have good snacks, I'm leaving.

- She shows up, she doesn't talk to anyone,

goes straight to the food table.

- Yeah, that or the cat.

- Until she gets a couple of glasses of sake I think.

(laughing)

Then the real Octavia comes out.

- Then maybe I'll talk to you.

(laughing)

(laughing)

- This is so perfect.

- It is.

- Do you want to oil Octavia up too?

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Aww, still knees, we deserve to be pampered today.

- Except for all that water work.

- You guys made it look so good in there.

- Yeah, you made it look amazing.

The way you decorated the horse, it's so cute.

- You guys are the best, I love when you gas me up

with my decorating.

(laughing)

I can't wait until we tackle your bedroom.

- Oh god, yeah, that needs dramatic help.

- I still have not wandered in there yet.

- You shouldn't.

- There's so much room to wander, there's so much stuff.

- I'm trespassing.

(laughing)

- You got it.

I'll stay out until it's been totally revamped by those ones.

(laughing)

- God help me.

- God help me.

- Oh my goodness, I've gotta go through my clothes.

- So hopefully, you know, well, hey,

if you end up hooking up with anyone tonight,

you can use my bedroom.

You can use our bedroom, sorry.

- You're gonna freely offer up our bed.

- Well, thank you.

- Come on, Octavia's come through one too many times

for us not to look out for her.

- Okay, you're not lying.

- Oh my god, yes, that time you snuck in my room.

(laughing)

- Oh my god, oh, your mom nearly murdered me at the door.

(laughing)

Hopefully she doesn't show up to this party.

- Are you kidding?

No, we're-- - Would you mind that?

- No. - Okay, good.

- If that lady's hearing though,

she'll hear us from the neighborhood over.

(laughing)

- You know, you can stop talking about my mom.

(laughing)

- It's hard not to.

(laughing)

- You literally think everyone is so hot.

(laughing)

- I'm just partying, I'm out. - You're falling apart.

(laughing)

- Little, yeah. - You want your back too?

- That oil looks really good on you.

- Thank you.

I was just thinking how your ass shimmers in the sun.

(laughing)

- That's so sweet.

- Yours is about to. - Thank you for boiling us up,

babe. - Yeah.

- Yeah, yours. - Yeah, it feels so nice.

- Thank you guys for decorating.

(laughing)

- We're so good the way we all take care of each other.

- We are.

- Best roommates ever. - Best roommates ever.

(laughing)

- Oh, moving here was the best.

- Speaking of those snacks though,

what else did you get besides watermelon?

- I got three watermelons.

Oops, sorry babe.

(laughing)

- You got a little excited there.

- I got a little excited about the watermelons, I read it.

(laughing)

- Good to know.

- He started talking about melons, he was crazy.

- Can't help it, I love them.

(laughing)

- We got three watermelons and one of those,

whatever that vodka you like is to mix with the watermelon,

so we can plug it into the side.

- Oh my god.

- And then two without alcohol.

- We've just done one of those since college.

- Yeah, I figured this was a good time.

- It's so great. - Right?

- It's down. - Oh my gosh.

- I figured it was a good color.

And don't worry, I got you your tequila too.

- Thank you. - Tequila watermelon.

- Tequila watermelon.

- That would be good.

- I don't know if I've ever tried that.

- Sounds bomb.

- We have three watermelons, so we can get creative.

- Yeah. - A little lime.

- Why not?

Just throw, you know, worst case,

we throw a bunch of lime in there,

throw it in the blender.

- And a coconut. - We don't want our own Mars.

- Yeah, that sounds bomb too.

- Making me thirsty already.

All right, so we're still stuck on watermelon.

What else did you get, mister?

- A bunch of stuff.

I mean, I got hot dogs, I got burgers,

I got all the buns we need for everything.

- He literally got like five too many bags of chips.

- Yeah, I wanted to get every different kind, you know?

- You need every flavor of Doritos though.

- There are so many good flavors, I can't choose just one.

- I disagree with you there, you need every flavor.

- Right? - Every flavor.

- Then I'll have FOMO, I'll buy one and then want the other.

- Or there's a new flavor and you have to try it.

- Absolutely.

- You guys are so silly.

- I love chips.

You got dip, right?

- Yeah, of course. - Okay, cool.

- A couple different kinds, some cheesy

and then some saucy stuff.

- I love onion dip.

- Yeah?

- Oh yeah.

So chips, watermelon, tequila, vodka.

- Yeah, so I figured I would just get a ton of corn

'cause I know you have a bunch of vegan friends and stuff

and I just got burgers and hot dogs.

That's an easy go to. - Oh, this is a great idea.

I didn't even think about that.

Corn will really fill them up.

- Yeah, absolutely.

And it's cheap, easy to cook,

goes right on the grill with everything else.

- Exactly. - Right, it's perfect.

- Yeah, it's like a vegan hot dog.

(laughing)

- A vegan hot dog? - Corn, orange.

- Vegan hot dog. - I think corn has

a new slogan now. - A vegan hot dog.

(laughing)

- Nature's hot dog.

No, I just imagine a carrot on a bun.

(laughing)

- That's perfect. - Oh my God, that'd be amazing.

Just boil the carrot. - Okay, great.

It sounds like we definitely should have enough for that.

- We've got a lot.

If there's anything else we need though,

I have time to run back in. - Yeah, I could like order.

Yeah, or we could just like order it.

- Yeah, just get some delivery. - All the apps.

- Yeah, I'm gonna do that. - Maybe some desserts

or something 'cause everyone's gonna want more

after the fireworks. - That's true.

- And we're gonna have eaten everything by then.

So like maybe ice cream or like popsicles or something.

- Popsicles. - Yeah, it's hot out.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It's a good summer treat, you know?

- That sounds like such a good idea.

- Yeah?

- There's little otter potters.

- Oh, I love otter pops.

Those are some of my favorites.

The blue ones though, fire.

Everything else is okay.

- Yeah, just don't get me grape and we're okay.

- Okay, deal.

- Oh, that's perfect.

- I'm so excited for this.

- Yeah, it's gonna be fucking awesome.

- I don't know the last time I've had like a barbecue.

- Honestly, I don't think I have since I lived with my family.

- Well, I never worked the grill, so.

- What, you've never worked the grill?

- It's only when this guy's around.

- That's my thing, yeah, absolutely.

(laughing)

- Right?

- I have to show you how to work the grill today.

- Oh, absolutely.

Just come hang out by me, babe.

(sighing)

- I do think--

- You can help toast the buns,

it's an intro movie for you.

- Yeah.

- What were you saying?

- I'm always down to help with anything.

- You are, you're so helpful.

- I made breakfast this morning.

- I bet you did.

- So good.

Thank you so much for that.

- Oh, absolutely, I love taking care of you both.

(laughing)

- You're so sweet.

Best roommates ever.

(laughing)

- I can't wait to show you how to cook some buns.

- Yeah?

- It's gonna be amazing, yes.

- Aw, yes, we can all collaborate on our barbecue.

- We should.

- Oh, perfect.

- It depends on the bun though,

obviously burger buns are one way,

hot dog is another way.

- True. - Right.

- True.

And then, I mean you can always put like,

mustard on the buns and then grill them,

that's like a mustard bun.

- I've never tried that.

- That's so good. - Do we have onions and mushrooms?

- Yeah. - We should grill those too.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Other vegans would love it too.

- The vegans, you can't call like,

the bulk of my friends the vegans.

- That's what they are.

(laughing)

- What about the vegetarians?

- I mean, I lump them into the same group.

(laughing)

- Oh my gosh.

- We should generalize it.

- The meat or the no meat group, you know?

- Yeah, no meat group.

- No meat group.

(laughing)

- Sounds a little-

- Yeah, I guess vegan is better termed than that.

- Right, it's less negative.

- The meatless friends.

(laughing)

- Oh, I feel bad for them.

(laughing)

(sighing)

- I can't wait for the vegan hot dogs actually.

- Yeah.

- Well, it sounds like you did a good job shopping, babe.

Thank you so much for taking care of all of that.

(laughing)

I wouldn't be able to have this party

without either of you guys.

- I'd be happy to help shop

if you guys are happy to help decorate.

(laughing)

- And happy to help clean up, so I hear you.

(laughing)

- Thank you for remembering.

(laughing)

- To help clean up, that's right.

That's right.

I figured I'd just call someone in from an app to do that too.

- Oh my god, you and your cats.

(laughing)

You order food, you order a cleaning person.

(laughing)

- It's the age of convenience.

(laughing)

- Oh my god.

(laughing)

- We can get everyone for the party to clean up.

- Yeah?

- That would be a feat.

- Yeah.

- We can get everyone to chip in.

- How do we turn it into like a drunk party game?

- Ooh.

- I'm gonna work on this.

- Say we gotta be smarter then?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Mm-hmm.

- So can you drive this train?

- Yeah.

- You do know how to drive a train.

(laughing)

Should we go jump in the pool?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- I'm down.

- Great idea.

Let's do it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Let's do it.

(laughing)

- Oh, it sucks the water out.

(water splashing)

(laughing)

- You definitely didn't turn the heat on, did you?

- Oh my god.

- It's not that bad, it's not that bad.

(laughing)

- What's Tony doing?

- Can I throw it?

(laughing)

- You guys made planning this whole party so easy, yeah?

- You guys made it easy.

All I did was run to the store.

You invited everyone and then you guys set up everything.

It looks fucking great.

- I mean, all I did was wake up.

(laughing)

- It's only a lot of good teamwork.

- It really is.

Thank you for all your help.

- You're welcome.

- Are you gonna help me on the grill later?

- Absolutely, I'm on the buns.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

Buns patrol.

(laughing)

- Oh, that was my job.

- You got the vegan hot dogs, right?

I mean, the corn.

- Yeah, all of these.

(laughing)

- Even though they're mostly her vegan friends.

- Yeah.

- Oh, you gotta make them feel at home too.

- Yeah.

- I know.

- Oh, they were low on cheese at the store,

most of the cheeseburgers, there's only gonna be like,

four or five of those, so if you guys want a cheeseburger,

I'm telling you now.

(laughing)

- You'll be low on cheese.

- Is this like insider trading?

- Insider trading right now.

(laughing)

- Are you gonna go to jail?

Are you gonna go to cheese jail?

- I wanna go to cheese jail.

What does that entail?

- I'll eat my way out of there.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

- I guess we should go get vegan cheese.

- To put on the not vegan meat?

- The not vegan meat.

(laughing)

- I don't know, what do vegans eat on?

Like, their corn or their mushrooms?

- Ketchup?

(laughing)

- We have ketchup.

- What does vegan mean?

- I don't know.

(laughing)

- Are your friends maybe shooting them a text?

Just let 'em know we have,

so they're not coming into anything blind.

- Yeah, and frankly, they probably each have food at home

that they could bring to.

- Yeah.

- Maybe like a potluck.

- Yeah, see if they wanna bring anything of their own.

That would be perfect.

- Yeah, Aaron did that last time.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, they brought like a vegan chili.

It was really interesting, it was actually really good.

- Yeah, I'll try to send that text

as soon as possible today so people have a heads up.

- Absolutely, yeah.

- I can't lie, I do like vegan food here and there.

- Yeah?

I haven't had enough of it

to really have a good judge of whether or not I like it.

- Hopefully today you will.

- Yeah.

- We haven't gotten cupcakes.

- Well, we're gonna order in desserts later.

- That's true.

- You wanted those otter pops,

but I called dibs on all the blue ones.

- You did say those were fire.

- Yeah, and she says she doesn't like grapes,

so I guess I know what you're feeding.

- I call the red ones.

- Leaving you with all the best flavors.

- Both of you, to assume I even won.

(laughing)

- Maybe the orange one?

- No, I'm just gonna order a cheesecake.

- Ah, son of a--

- I guess you have your otter popsicles.

- Our children's.

(laughing)

- But they're so good.

- Very nostalgic. - Cheesecakes are wonderful.

- You're gonna throw that on the order?

- Yeah, I would say. - Okay.

- I mean, we've got like 60 people coming over.

We should just like get a ton of stuff.

- Might as well.

- And three cheesecakes.

- I love cheesecake.

- So one for each of us?

- I don't want the whole one to myself.

(laughing)

- Did anyone make a soundtrack or play this?

- I was literally just thinking that, that's so funny.

- That's hilarious, great, that's a good one.

- I mean, you have a really good taste in music,

so if you wanna be involved like, be the DJ for the night,

that could be.

- I mean, I might turn it into a mosh play.

- You guys might need to collaborate on that one.

- That's why I'm down.

- Sometimes when she takes the off-score,

things get a little weird. (laughing)

- I'm not opposed to weird, but I know what you mean.

(laughing)

- I love watching you guys piss, looks like you just like.

(laughing)

- We have a hard time staying off each other.

- I saw this as he's so cute.

- It almost makes me wanna date someone, it's adorable.

- You wanna date someone?

- I told you if you find anyone tonight,

our room's open for you.

- Which is quite the offer, but I--

- It is, yeah, we're gonna kick you out when we go to bed,

but.

- Don't worry, I'm still a stray cat,

but we'll only hang around for a couple hours.

- Definitely the calm before the storm.

- Yeah. - Absolutely.

- I cannot wake this up.

- Yeah.

- Did we remind people to bring bathing suits?

- Yeah, I mean, I told my friends and I'm assuming you did,

'cause you sent out that mass text.

- Yeah, it was a pool party.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Did you tell your friends?

- No. (laughing)

- Okay, well we're gonna have some people in jeans,

and some people in bathing suits.

- Yes.

- Oh no.

- I have extra bathing suits if anyone needs, so.

- That's perfect, sounds like we have everything we need.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, nice and good.

(laughing)

- Well, I'm wearing this suit today,

and this is the one day of the year I can wear it,

so I've got a couple backups.

- Smart, very smart, that's using your head.

(laughing)

- I'm surprised you haven't gotten tired of this bathing suit,

you're considering making an appearance every year.

- But for one day! - Yeah!

- You want me to be upset about one out of 365 days?

- Okay, that's fair. (laughing)

- Oh boy.

(laughing)

- So what do you wear on Memorial Day?

- A suit, I have no idea. - A suit!

- Usually not in the pool on Memorial Day.

(laughing)

(laughing)

- I'm dreaming about those problems.

- I know, I'm just thinking about like,

all the party games we still have to put together.

We need to figure out the one with the cleaning.

- One wears corn hole. - Oh yeah.

- Oh, I thought corn hole, we set it up right over there.

- Oh actually, that was perfect. - So smart.

- Yeah. - Yeah, we'll try to keep it

away from the grill too, so you're not like,

burning a beanbag. - Catching 'em.

(laughing)

- Oh, yeah. - Thank you.

- Yeah.

- I can already imagine the smell of those grilled onions.

- I just hope like the neighbors don't complain

about how loud it gets.

- Oh no, we can't talk about noise complaints again.

- Yeah, there was that one night when we all got,

one night, one night. - One, two, one night.

- That's how you make great memories.

- You guys let me know if you think of anything

we need to add to the order before I send it in.

- I'm thinking about it right now,

I feel like I'm forgetting something.

- More sunscreen?

- Yeah, probably, knowing my pacy ass.

- We might be more prepared than we think.

- I think so, I mean we have ketchup, a clustered mayo.

- Do we have any of those like, little fireworks left

from last year? - Oh.

- We had those sparklers, little bonerockicas.

- We'll have to check the garage.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I think we have

stuff in storage, I'm just not sure exactly what.

- Okay, we just gotta wait till really, to set it off.

- I'm not trying to deal with any of those fines.

(laughing)

- Yeah, we'll be smart about it.

- Yeah, Spartan is really fun, I know it's like a really

kiddy thing, but like, I'd love to run around this pool

with some sparklers. - I love sparklers!

- No running around the pool, how many times do I have

to tell you this? - A walk, a walk, very carefully

around the pool. - I live around here.

- Oh my god, oh my god. - So silly.

- I will walk. - Thank you.

(eerie music)

Thank you.

Man, I don't know if I'm socially ready for everyone

to get here. - I don't know, I love you.

- We only have a couple more hours.

- I don't know if I'm done sunbathing and enjoying

this poolside. - Yeah.

- Such a turn on watching you guys make out.

(laughing)

- Oh, he just brings it out of it.

(laughing)

- Oh, I can tell. (laughing)

- It's such a lovely weather. - It's perfect, honestly.

- It could not be better. - Hopefully,

stay super clear skies for tonight.

- Yeah! - Look at the telescope, wow!

- Yeah, I was starting with the fireworks,

but for the stars, I'm super down.

- Duh, right? - I'm not gonna see any stars.

- Well, not until like 1 a.m. - I'm such a little zodiac free.

(laughing)

- We love it about you. (laughing)

- Someone has to tell me what's in my future, baby.

(laughing)

- Oh, a lot of good, big things.

Oh, yeah, I like that. (laughing)

- What would our postman do

without you reading his horoscope to him every single day?

(laughing)

- He'd probably gallop away. (laughing)

- You keep him very informed. (laughing)

- Nay, I keep him enlightened. - Oh my god. (laughing)

- We're big doors. What would we do without you?

- Oh, you won't force a grab at me.

- Oh my god, push her in the pool, push her in the pool.

I think you're stuck. (laughing)

It's so hard, they're just right there.

(laughing)

I keep just dreaming about onion dip and chips.

(laughing) That's all I can think about.

- Ooh.

Speaking of, we should probably get to some of those veggies.

I guess we have a little bit of time.

- Yeah, I guess we have to prep the veggies.

- Yeah. - That's true.

We can at least help with that.

- Yeah, if you guys help, we'll knock that out super fast.

- Yeah.

We know our way around some knives.

- Oh, do you? (laughing)

- That's a scary sentence. (laughing)

- Was scary, I thought it was reassuring.

- Yeah.

- Reassuring coming from someone, from another it's concerning.

(laughing)

- I don't know which one should we cut first?

I think we should cut the onions last.

- Yeah.

- Actually, before we do our makeup, yeah.

I don't want them to cry. - That's a good idea.

(laughing)

- If you need, I can cut the onions.

'Cause I'm not gonna be wearing makeup, so.

- I don't know, I saw you crying last time you cut an onion.

- Yeah, but my makeup doesn't run.

I just look like a cool sad boy. (laughing)

- Sad boy. - Yeah, it's trendy, right?

(laughing)

- Sad boy. (laughing)

- We fixed, we think, the emo ages.

- That's when I was raised in, so.

- Hello, 2010. - Yup.

- You guys are gonna have the best time with the playlist.

(laughing)

- Yeah, you're screwed.

- We're all just gonna be crying in the living room.

- That's gonna be a little... (laughing)

Oh, reality is starting to set in. (laughing)

- Well yeah, maybe we'll mix some of your jams in for the night.

- Thank God.

- I don't wanna torture your friends.

(laughing)

- Thank God. (laughing)

- It might get too dark and weird. (laughing)

- Always here for the dark and weird,

but I guess it's a little much for 4th of July.

(laughing)

Memorial Day, though. (laughing)

- That's gonna be dark and weird. - Dark and weird.

- Yes. (laughing)

- And maybe I'll break this bathing suit back out.

(laughing)

For the dark and weird day. (laughing)

- Add some contrast. - Yeah, it's perfect.

(humming)

- Did you wanna lay down for a second?

- Yeah.

That was so nice. (water splashing)

- Yeah, but you know, it's so cozy over here.

- So relaxed. - Me too.

Ah, the perfect time in the sun.

I don't really have enough of the sun.

(laughing)

- Wow, what a productive evening we've had.

- I know. - Yeah.

- We've got so much done. (laughing)

- So much more to get done. - More than usual, anyway.

- Yeah.

(laughing)

But we still managed to watch that show.

That episode was a fucking nightmare, though.

- Oh my God, I'm going to be mad. - Yeah.

- Hey, when the good dreams like that

in the middle of a story, it's like--

- I hope some of my friends watch this,

so you have something to talk about tonight.

- I know Mike did, so we're definitely going to be talking

shit about it all night, so-- - Oh, yeah, but anytime we wonder

where Lucky is tonight, just need to find Mike. (laughing)

- I'm loving him. (laughing)

- You're probably gonna be right there with us.

(laughing)

- Maybe.

- Oh, he is single. - He's holding a present, I know.

- He is, and he's-- - Do I have a man?

- Yeah, you have, he was here last time.

- Well, you guys just stayed in our room

just about the whole time. - Yeah, he's the same.

- Oh, Mike.

Yeah, I know Mike. (laughing)

- You're too nerd.

- Suddenly, he's a recollection.

- He's the only other friend I have

that's actually read the series, too.

So you guys wanna have something to talk about.

- Yeah, oh perfect, he's nerdy.

- He's super nerdy. - I love being a nerd.

(laughing)

- See, that's how we get along. - Don't I know it.

- Oh yeah, they just know how to fuck right.

(laughing)

- Well yeah, I guess when you're deprived

of something so long.

- Yeah, you get pretty good at it. (laughing)

- There's a reason those anime girls

are hypersexual. (laughing)

- You and the anime girls. (laughing)

- They're so cute. (laughing)

- Yeah, I mean, we've done a lot, we still have a lot to do.

- Yeah. - But, I've got some faith.

I can brew up some more coffee when we get back inside.

- Oh, yes, please. - I think that'd be perfect

for helping us get through everything that we have left to do.

- Yeah. - I agree, Drew.

- I V drip. (laughing)

That's perfect. (laughing)

Yeah, I'll order an RN. (laughing)

- We can order a nurse from the app. (laughing)

- We're going for the morning hangovers.

- There's an app for everything, baby.

How do you think I'm so productive? (laughing)

I outsource. - You do productivity.

- No, I outsource. - Not too tall.

- So you hire people to be productive for you

and then claim the productivity.

- Well, it's just delegating. (laughing)

- I'm just a good manager. - I'm a good manager, am I not?

- You're right. - Yeah, that's right.

(laughing)

Yeah, I definitely would not be able to get as much done

as I do without good people around me.

Don't you guys know it? - That's what we're here for.

- It takes a village. (laughing)

- The only difference is you guys work for free. (laughing)

- I'm just kidding, it's friendship, it's for friendship.

You guys work for friendship. - That's what we're here for.

- We work for friendship. - And love.

- It comes with a cost. - And love.

(laughing)

- Actually, you guys wanna come over here for a sec?

- Yeah. - I have something for you.

- Perfect. - Out.

(laughing)

- This is part of dessert.

- This is the pre-dessert. - Pre-dessert.

(laughing)

- Help us get ready for our party.

- Mhm. - Yeah.

- It's all made up. - Yeah.

- Talk about the sparklers. (laughing)

- Like a fireworks going on. - Yeah, I could use some sparks.

(laughing)

(groaning)

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GASPING]

[GASPING]

[WHISPERING]

[GASPING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GASPING]

Yes, yes, yes, let go, baby, let go.

[GROANING]

Yes, yes.

[GROANING]

Yeah.

[GROANING]

That was a sparkler.

[GROANING]

Exactly.

It's perfect.

[GROANING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Well, we better go get cleaned up and get ready.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get this party started.

[LAUGHTER]

I bet you prep time.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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