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>> All these turned out so cute.

They're gonna love it. [LAUGH] I did a pretty good job.

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Perfect, okay, let's go get the popcorn.

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Nice buttery popcorn, that'll be good.

We're not gonna be snacking that much anyway.

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Okay, so she'll be here.

>> She'll be here.

>> Perfect, I'm so excited.

>> Okay, let me see where they're at.

>> So Holly will be here in five minutes.

Yay, Nia's here.

Okay, there she is.

>> Hey. >> Hey, you look great.

>> Good, it's so good to see you.

>> You too. >> You look so good.

>> Thank you. >> I'm so excited for this little girl thing, we're having.

>> Me too.

>> I spent all morning making these cupcakes and popcorns.

>> You made these?

>> Yeah. >> Wow, they're so pretty.

>> Thank you.

>> Wow. >> My god, so what's up?

How have you been?

>> I've been good.

>> Yeah?

>> Yeah, I'm happy to have a day without boys though, because-

>> Yeah. >> My boyfriend's been giving me a lot of trouble.

>> My god, what's he doing now?

>> He cheated on me, girl.

>> Yeah. >> Girl.

>> Fuck him. >> With his co-worker.

>> Fuck him, you don't need him.

>> Yeah, no. >> No, let's get you away from that.

>> Here, let me grab you the remote.

>> Thank you, babe.

>> And we can decide what movie we're gonna watch.

>> Sure thing.

>> I was kind of thinking like spooky season.

>> Yeah, definitely wanna watch a scary movie.

>> Yeah. >> That'll get you to forget about him.

>> Yeah.

>> Fuck men, honestly, like- >> Speaking of men, where's your brother?

>> What about him?

He's doing the same old thing he was always doing, up in his bedroom playing video games.

>> Wow. >> Deadbeat.

>> He's so hot though.

>> You don't need that, girl.

I could tell you plenty of things that would give you the ick.

>> Really? >> Yeah.

>> My gosh. >> He's a fucking delivery guy.

>> Yeah, and he still lives with his parents.

>> Yeah, exactly, 35 years old, no job.

Just sits and plays Xbox all day. >> So funny.

>> Ew.

>> Okay, so when's Holly getting here?

>> That's a good question. >> Me too.

>> Her ride's pulling up now. >> Yeah, my God, it's been so long since I've seen her.

>> I know, you've seen her already. >> My God, she's here.

>> I'm so excited.

>> Hey. >> My God.

>> Hi, bestie. >> How are you?

>> Good. >> It's been so long.

>> I know, what have you been up to?

>> No, I'm not. >> She's hanging out.

>> Thank you, it's warm out, hey. >> Yeah.

>> Hi, babe. >> Hi, how are you?

>> It's so good to see you. >> So good to see you.

>> You look sexy. >> Thank you, so do you.

>> You look perfect, thank you. >> Everyone's here.

What did you host? >> My God.

>> Thank you, I've been practicing. >> Did you make those?

>> I did, shan. >> You made them?

>> Yeah. >> She did such a good job.

>> They look so good, I would have thought you bought them.

>> Very impressive, thank you. >> Super impressive.

>> What do you guys think you're gonna watch?

>> A scary movie for sure. >> Yeah, I think something scary.

>> Okay. >> It's just the seasoning.

>> Yeah, spooky season. >> All right, that's great.

>> So you got the remote? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah, my God, this is so cute. >> I love it.

>> She takes such good care of us. >> I know.

>> Every time.

>> What have you been up to, girl? >> I just started a new job, so

that's been going well. >> Yeah.

>> Broke up with my boyfriend. >> Good for you.

>> I mean, yeah, he was a dead baby. >> [LAUGH]

>> Boy.

>> Speaking of which- >> Who needs boys?

>> Speaking of boys, what's up with your brother?

>> What about him?

>> He popped up in my suggested friends, and I was thinking about him on the way over here,

he still lives here, yeah? >> Yeah.

>> We just stuck it in. >> He still lives here.

>> [LAUGH] >> You dated him back in school, didn't you?

>> Yeah, I did. It was good, it was pretty good.

>> It was good? >> You guys are gross.

>> [LAUGH] >> He was a dealer back then, wasn't he?

What is it with your girls and my brother? You guys keep bringing him up.

She brought him up, now you brought him up. We're here to watch movies, no boys.

>> He ain't got a, he's cute. >> If he wasn't your brother,

you'd probably think he was cute too. >> No, I wouldn't, he's a deadbeat.

He doesn't have a job. >> Okay.

>> All he does is sit around and play video games.

>> Let's not open that can of whelks. >> He can't even do his own laundry.

>> No. >> Blame.

All right, fine. >> I don't think you want that.

>> No more brother talk to scary baby girls. >> Yeah, yes.

All right, please don't bring up my stepbrother anymore.

He's my stepbrother and I don't want to do a little move, I don't want to.

He's my blood brother. >> What happened?

>> Anyway, what are you working at now? >> Stripping again.

>> Yeah. >> You have the perfect body for it.

>> Oh my god, thanks. >> You're one to talk.

>> Get that money girl. >> I don't know, it's a new one that just opened.

But money's good, the guys are kinda cute so. >> Yeah.

>> Can't complain. >> Makes me wanna get my boobs down there.

>> Yeah. >> You look a dick crazy.

>> I mean, what else am I supposed to think about?

>> [LAUGH] >> My god.

>> [LAUGH] >> Speaking of boobs, you just look nice.

>> Thank you so much. >> Yeah.

>> Give me some, my god. >> Yeah, I would if I could.

>> Thank you. >> That's so sweet of you.

>> But can I feel them? >> Sure.

>> Can I do that? >> Mm-hm.

>> My god, okay, boo. >> They feel so nice.

>> Thank you. >> Feel it.

>> They do. >> Yeah.

>> Fuck, I'm jealous. >> [LAUGH]

>> I need your mic, too. >> So good.

>> Thank you, boo. >> Yeah.

>> [LAUGH] >> Meanwhile, you're not.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's fine.

>> All sizes matter, okay. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah, I make up for it in the back, but that's not important.

>> Yeah. >> Okay, what are you gonna watch?

>> Do you want funny scary or boring scary?

>> I want a slasher. >> Yeah, okay.

>> Yeah, I want this one. >> Yeah, that looks good.

I saw a trailer for that one for you. >> Okay.

>> Pretty scary. >> Is that girl hot?

>> Yeah, I'm gonna put on a dress. >> I love a hot girl in a horror movie.

>> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> My god.

>> What the fuck is going on? >> My god, I'm losing my fucking mind.

>> My god, these are so cute. >> Thank you.

I spent all morning picking them. >> Yeah, I can't wait to try them.

>> This fucking house is good. >> I love these.

>> Me too. >> What the fuck?

>> My god. >> What the fuck is going on?

>> So I can bring you both of those. >> What the fuck?

>> Yeah, a little weird. >> He might even be a virgin for all I know.

>> No, he's not. >> No way is he a virgin.

You dated him. >> Yeah, I fucked with him.

>> My god, I don't wanna hear about that. >> You fucked your brother.

>> That's gross. >> Yeah.

>> They're good? >> Yeah, they're good.

>> I can't believe you guys are talking about this stuff.

>> Sorry. >> Sorry.

>> Would you come over to hang out with me? >> Obviously, I'd hang out with you.

Your brother would be a plaster. >> Yeah, maybe a little boat.

>> Well, I think he's too busy playing video games, so that's all he does.

>> Same. >> Yeah.

>> You should come join girls' night. >> It's not girls' night anymore.

It's enjoyance. >> That's true.

I just like to keep it in the family. >> [LAUGH]

>> Don't be off.

>> Girl. >> What do you guys think of the movie so far?

>> It's good. >> Really gory.

>> It's making me. >> Girl.

>> It's a lot going on. >> Girl.

>> She's hot though. >> Yeah.

>> I love a sexy blonde girl who I find. >> I know, they always put the best ones in

there. >> Yeah.

>> So good. >> Out wherever you are.

>> Makes me wanna go blonde, right? >> No, but that's perfect for blonde.

>> You should. >> You think blonde?

>> Yeah. >> I don't know.

Only if I was in a scary movie would I go blonde. >> Girl.

>> [LAUGH] >> I always killed my half-brothers.

>> Yeah. >> Or the person wearing red.

That's like a horror movie thing, isn't it? >> Really?

>> Yeah, I think the person who wears red or the hot bitch is the best one.

>> I don't know how I feel about this movie. >> Yeah.

>> A little too gory. >> I know.

They really love a chainsaw, eh? >> Mm-hm.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah, it's like we got a, it's bloody. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah, yeah. >> Give me a jump scare.

>> Okay. >> My god.

I'm so fucking sorry, I have no idea what's going on.

My god, I'm losing my fucking mind. >> You could have cut off four heads.

>> Fuck my mouth. >> I know.

>> I'll be like. >> How many more body parts can we cut off?

>> Right. >> It's getting a bit repetitive.

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>> Maybe let's put on something funny. >> Yeah.

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>> What do you guys think of this one? >> I've heard a lot of good things.

>> Yeah, I haven't seen that yet. >> Yeah.

>> Okay. >> Hopefully it's not the last one.

>> I'm getting it. >> [LAUGH]

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>> Okay.

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>> It's properly done. >> I know, right?

>> I made it from scratch. >> I can like take the kernels and like,

on the stove. >> You did that?

>> Yeah. >> I'm like, crap.

>> Are you? >> Is that artisan popcorn?

>> No. >> Yeah?

>> You're so domestic. >> [LAUGH]

>> I'd buy water if I put it on the stove. >> My god.

>> Terrible.

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>> [LAUGH]

>> They love to put the hot girls in their companies as well.

>> Yeah. >> Just hot girls in any video.

>> Yeah, I know so. >> I was like, hot girl, nerdy guy.

>> Mm-hm. >> I feel bad for the actress.

>> [LAUGH] >> I'm sure they're not that.

>> No, they probably got a killer personality behind the scenes.

>> Mm-hm.

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>> How do you remember the last time we all had a girls day?

>> Yeah, I think it was last year, right?

>> Yeah, it's been forever. >> Mm-hm.

>> I guess we're all in different schedules. >> But I'm so glad we got together.

>> I know, me too. >> It's the point.

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>> This is definitely better than the slasher movie.

>> Yeah, it's so funny, you know? >> [LAUGH]

>> I know how sick looking at it.

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>> My god, what the fuck? >> That was wrong.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's a raunchy one.

>> Yeah, [LAUGH] I like that.

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>> So fucking quiet. >> Yeah.

>> Turn the volume up a little. >> Yeah.

>> There we go, that's better.

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>> I almost went and saw this at a cinema. >> Really?

>> Yeah. >> I don't have time.

>> It's good that now we all get to watch it together.

>> Yeah, movies are always better than that.

>> I know. >> And I like that you get to have the whole popcorn experience,

but she's kinda made her out the best. >> Yeah, popcorn experience for you.

>> Yeah, so sweet.

>> She went above and beyond.

>> [LAUGH] >> Best host.

>> [LAUGH]

>> Thanks guys, sorry, I don't know what happened.

I was kinda choked up there for a second. >> That's alright.

[LAUGH] >> You're always the best host.

>> Yeah. >> Thank you.

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>> Are you supposed to be dating or what?

>> I guess. >> It's like his token hot girlfriend.

>> Yeah. >> [LAUGH]

>> He feels a big dick.

>> He looks like he knows you. >> Yeah.

[LAUGH] >> He's a pretty good-looking guy.

>> He's always having a dick. >> It's always with the nerdy guys.

>> Yeah. >> Right?

>> It's like they are like sleepers. >> Yeah.

>> I guess they have to make up for it somewhere.

>> [LAUGH] >> And then the really hot ones,

they usually, yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> And they're just like,

I'm so hot. >> Would you rather a nerdy guy with

a huge dick or a hot guy with a small dick? >> A nerdy guy with a huge dick.

>> Of course. >> Yeah, I think I would too.

>> He has some dick antics. >> Although I do like a bit of eye candy,

I can't lie. >> I like my metal little ugly dick.

>> I like my metal little ugly dick. >> Yeah.

>> No, I like them like disgustingly attractive. >> Really?

>> Where I don't even want them outdoors cuz I know the other girls want them.

>> [LAUGH] >> It's more about knowing.

>> I feel like I'd be scared they were gonna cheat on me.

>> I mean they're gonna cheat regardless.

>> [LAUGH] >> Right?

>> Yeah. >> That's what our separate did to you,

isn't it? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Asshole.

>> What an asshole for real. >> Well, you guys are fucking

about it. >> Like you still live at home and

you're gonna cheat on him. >> He's 35 and lives at home.

>> Yeah. >> So crazy.

>> Thank you. >> Thank you.

>> Yeah, got you girl.

>> You have 35 little little pizza. >> These are so good.

>> The cupcakes, my god, she's trying your delicacy.

>> Yeah, you like it? >> Mm-hm.

>> It's like cream frosting. >> So good.

It looks really good. >> Mm-hm.

>> They're all organic. >> Really?

>> Yeah. >> So healthy of you.

>> Look how cute. >> My god.

>> You accessorized in everything. >> Yeah.

>> You're so thoughtful. >> Yeah, I thought you guys would

like to have a little souvenir. >> Remind of the girls night,

although we can't wait. >> Memorial day.

>> Literally, but we can't wait this long to have another one

that was way too long. >> Yeah.

So glad. >> We should try and do it at least

monthly. >> I would love that.

>> I was willing to make time in my schedule, but I guess not.

>> You said once a year? >> Twice a year.

>> Generous of you, oh my god. >> She's posted this, I guess.

>> You guys hear that? >> What?

>> Sounds like, I don't know, like the smoke detector battery.

>> Oh, really? >> Yeah.

>> We need a battery. >> For sure.

>> Do you have a step ladder? We can check it after.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Look at your happy ass face. >> And I feel like all the good ones

have already been done, you know? >> Yeah.

>> Like whenever they recreate the classic. >> They've made so many

remakes lately, right? >> Yeah.

>> They're out of ideas. >> I love the butt cup.

>> Yeah, she's singing the same tune. I wonder how much they got

ahead of this movie? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> There's a sequel, isn't there?

>> I have to try them. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god, I've been trying

to watch what I've been eating. >> I know you said they were

organic, girl. >> No. >> No. >> No, I never thought it would be a thing.

>> I know. >> Oh, I shot the popcorn.

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- Hmm.

- I think it's good.

The tips are really solid.

- Yeah.

- Good hours.

And I can take off whenever I want,

that's why I was really concerned about it.

- Yeah.

- It's like, I don't feel like knowing it.

- I've always wanted to try shipping.

- Yeah?

- If we could be good at it.

- Maybe.

- Yeah.

- Where does that thing where people sell pictures

and they could eat from the internet.

- Yeah I've done that before.

- You did that?

Oh my God.

- Oh my.

- Did you get a little money for it?

- Yeah.

- 500 bucks.

- Oh my God.

- What are you being--

- Are you on a flight?

- Yeah.

- I'd be sending that shit out for free.

(laughs)

- I don't know.

- No, that's not good.

- Gotta monetize.

- Yeah.

- For sure.

- In this stroke problem, I ask for all sorts of weird shit

for money.

- Like what?

- Like there's this one guy who just cries

and wants me to tell him it's all gonna be okay.

- Really?

- Aw, that's so lovely.

- It's like, that's sad but I also kinda feel like

I'm a therapist without a degree, you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- It's a good job.

I feel fulfilled.

- That's good.

Yeah, it's like you're helping people.

- Yeah, right?

I guess if they're not getting what they need at home,

like they may as well get into a stroke well.

- Yeah.

- I'm sure getting paid.

- Yeah.

And I don't fuck on the job really.

Only if they're hot.

- Yeah, only if they're hot.

- Yeah, yeah.

The price is high.

- Yeah.

(laughs)

- I hope it should be.

- I know.

- You haven't stroke before, have you?

- I did a little bit.

- Oh, okay.

(laughs)

- Oh my God, I missed that sequel.

- Was that while you were still in school, too?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I met some guys at the strip club,

and now I just see them like consistently.

Like we have a relation of, yeah.

- Oh, like daddy kinda?

- Yeah.

(laughs)

- Oh, okay, this arrangement.

So good.

As long as it pays for those.

- Yeah.

- Takes some stress off with the job at school.

- Yeah.

- Are they cute?

They're fine.

- They're old.

- They're only old.

- Cool.

- I'm gonna look for them inside.

- Looks like the guy in the movie.

- Yeah.

- You've really tempted me with that cupcake.

- I'm hot to try it.

- I'll have a little icing.

I'm not going crazy.

I know you really did.

You're gonna have to start handing them out

to your neighbors this week.

- Yeah, sell them, do like a bake sale or something.

- Yeah.

- It's so good, right?

- Oh my gosh.

- I'm glad you guys baked it.

- It's so good.

You should quit school and be a baker, what the fuck.

- God, I loved you.

- I'm glad you guys liked that.

It means so much.

I worked so hard on them.

- Yeah.

Is it your recipe or did you find it online?

- I found it online.

- I mean, still good.

- Yeah.

- No, super good.

- I'm sure you tweaked it to what you thought would be best.

- Yeah.

God, I wish I could bake.

Maybe then I would have a boyfriend.

- I mean, I don't have one.

- True.

- Oh yeah.

- Yeah, no problem.

- You don't need a boyfriend, girl.

To make your own money.

- I know.

Well, I don't even want one for money.

I feel like it would just be nice.

- Well, yeah, it's a distraction.

- A little something at home.

- It's true.

- I don't even trust them at work.

- They're dogs.

- Yeah.

- But I want one so bad.

- You want a dog.

(laughing)

- No, a man.

- They're Frenchy.

(laughing)

- Just gotta go to the tree branch then.

- Yeah.

- They're loyal.

- Oh my God.

- From old high school.

- Yeah, yeah, I loved it when I was a little boy.

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- Even if you pay for the subscription, like,

what's the point?

- Yeah.

- I know, that was so well, yeah.

- Jesus.

- Do you watch movies like over and over again

when you really like it?

- Usually. - Yeah.

- I find like a comfort movie.

- I can't do that. - No?

- No.

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- There's like an applauding track in the back of the movie.

I think I hear it at clubbing, you know?

- Oh yeah, they used to do that in sitcoms too.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- So, darling.

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You did such a good job setting that up.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- I'm just happy to have you guys over again.

- Yeah, it's been so long.

- Oh, you're so sweet.

I don't know if I can resist these cupcakes much longer.

- Oh my God, try one.

I haven't even tried one yet.

- I've just been eating a one at this roasting.

- Try it.

- Oh my God, yeah, it's good.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, I kind of want you guys to take it away from me though.

(laughing)

- I mean, a little bit. - I love it, it's so cute.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- This would be a cute purse. - Yeah.

- Okay, I only took a pic.

- Yeah.

I'll send it to my new club page.

- Yeah. - Cute.

- Yeah.

I know, now I just need big boobs like yours

and then I can really wrap it around the company.

(laughing)

Oh my God.

- I love the compliments, thank you.

- Of course, I mean, they sit so perfectly.

Look at that. - Yeah.

- I'm gonna try to put it in the colors.

- It's so pretty, I think. (laughs)

- Yeah, they look gorgeous.

- Are you gonna try the cookie?

- It looks so good. - I'm gonna try.

- I don't know, I've been really trying

to watch what I eat.

Do you guys want it?

- Yeah, I'll try it. - Yeah?

- Well, it's yummy. - It does look good.

I can tell you really put a lot of effort into the frosting.

- Okay, I haven't even tried it yet.

That's so bad, I made it.

- You didn't taste them yet? - Yeah, I may try a little.

- You were waiting for us. - I may try it.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- Oh my God. - That's pretty good.

- It's so good, right? - Mm-hmm.

- I can taste that it's organic.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- Beautiful work. - Thank you. (laughs)

- I would definitely shop if you had a bakery.

- Oh my God, maybe I should do that.

- Yeah. - You've got a little.

- Oh, thanks guys. (laughs)

All right.

- What should we watch now?

- Cartoons? - Yeah, cartoons for sure.

- Yeah. (laughs)

- Little classic. (laughs)

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