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Boy: 'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
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AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE,
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NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING,
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NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
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[CHILD SCREAMS]
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THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE...
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IN HOPES THAT SAINT NICHOLAS
SOON WOULD BE THERE.
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AND HE WAS. RIGHT THERE.
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IN MY HOUSE.
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THE REAL SANTA. ALIVE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, THE BEARDED ONE
REALLY EXISTS.
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BUT I'M GETTING A LITTLE
AHEAD OF MY STORY HERE.
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LET'S GO BACK
A LITTLE EARLIER.
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'TWAS THE DAY
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
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AND ALL THROUGH THE PAD,
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EVERYONE WAS AT HOME,
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EVEN WORKAHOLIC OL' DAD.
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AND MOM IN THE KITCHEN
COOKING STILL LIKE A ROOKIE,
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SCORCHING THE BACKS
OF THE GINGERBREAD COOKIES.
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AND THEN, THERE'S MY SISTER,
A PARENTS' DELIGHT.
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ANNOYING, BAD-TEMPERED,
AND OBNOXIOUSLY BRIGHT.
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AND PRECIOUS LITTLE PETER,
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THE FAMILY LOVES HIM
THE MOST.
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IF HE COMES INTO MY ROOM
ONE MORE TIME,
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HE'LL BE TOAST.
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THEN THERE IS ME,
HANDSOME AND TRUE.
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THE BEST AT EVERYTHING
THAT ANYONE CAN DO.
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INTELLIGENT, WITTY,
THERE IS NO DOUBT.
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KIND, COMPASSIONATE.
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PETER, GET OUT.
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BUT, DANNY--
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WHAT'S THE RULE
ABOUT COMING IN MY ROOM?
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NEVER COME
IN YOUR ROOM.
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BUT DAD
WANTS TO KNOW
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WHEN YOU WANT
TO DECORATE
THE TREE.
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I WANT TO
DECORATE THE TREE
ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
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LIKE
EVERY OTHER YEAR
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WE'VE EVER DECORATED
CHRISTMAS TREES
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IN THIS FAMILY.
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BUT IT IS
CHRISTMAS EVE.
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IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS EVE,
DOOFUS.
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THAT'S TOMORROW.
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NOW CLOSE THE DOOR.
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OK, WHATEVER
YOU SAY.
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CHRISTMAS EVE.
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[EXPLOSION]
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CHRISTMAS EVE?
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OOPS.
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Danny: THERE'S A PROBLEM
WITH CHRISTMAS,
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WHEN YOUR WALLET IS LIGHT.
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YOU CAN'T STAND YOUR FATHER,
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AND YOUR SISTER IS JUST...
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A LITTLE TOO BRIGHT.
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YOU MUST TURN TO THE ONE
WHO GETS YOU OUT OF YOUR FUNK,
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JUST SELL YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
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A WHOLE BUNCH OF...JUNK.
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HEY, SWEETIE.
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WHAT'S ALL THAT STUFF?
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I'VE BEEN
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
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SHOPPING? WHERE?
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DANNY'S ROOM.
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DANIEL FRANCIS WRIGLEY,
GET OUT HERE NOW!
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UH-OH.
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[TICKING]
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WHAT ABOUT MY
NO-RETURNS POLICY?
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DANNY,
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
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TO SHAKE DOWN
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
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HE WASN'T SHAKING ME.
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HE WAS BEING NICE.
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PETE, HE WAS TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF YOU,
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AND HE OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF HIMSELF.
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DON'T HOLD
YOUR BREATH.
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STICK A SOCK
IN IT, KATY.
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DANNY.
WHAT?
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OK. PLEASE
STICK A SOCK IN IT.
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BUT, MOM, I WANT
ALL THAT STUFF.
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SEE?
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WHO'S THE VICTIM
HERE?
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HE'S NOT
COMPLAINING.
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COME ON.
IT'S JUST LIKE
UNCLE NICK SAYS.
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I'M JUST HELPING HIM
SHARE THE WEALTH.
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UNCLE NICK, HUH?
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IT'S TOO BAD IT'S ALWAYS
SOMEONE ELSE'S WEALTH
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THAT UNCLE NICK
IS SO EAGER TO SHARE.
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NO. UNCLE NICK
IS THE BOMB.
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HE IS, OK?
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YOU JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND HIM.
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Mom: DANNY, NICK'S GOT
A LOT OF GOOD QUALITIES,
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YES, BUT HE'S NOT EXACTLY
A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
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Dad:
HE'S A CON ARTIST.
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Danny: HE'S
AN ENTREPRENEUR.
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RIGHT. OK.
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HE'S A CON ARTIST
WITH A LAPTOP.
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IT'S NOT A MATTER
OF THE PRESENTS.
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IT'S A MATTER OF
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF
YOUR LITTLE BROTHER.
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HE LOOKS UP TO YOU
THE SAME WAY YOU
LOOK UP TO NICK.
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Peter: AAH!
[CRASH]
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OH, PETER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU SAID
IT WAS FAMILY MONEY.
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HO HO, OH, BUDDY.
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DANNY'S OUR FAMILY,
AND HE NEEDS IT.
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I WAS JUST
SHARING THE WEALTH.
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OK, THAT'S WEIRD.
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I CAN SEE
HIS LIPS MOVING,
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BUT I CAN HEAR
DANNY TALKING.
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IT'S OK, DANNY.
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YOU CAN SHAKE ME DOWN
IF YOU WANT TO.
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I LIKE IT.
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DO ME A FAVOR, PETE.
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JUST DON'T,
LIKE, UH,
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SAY THAT IN
FRONT OF ANYONE...
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EVER AGAIN.
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OK?
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UNCLE NICK IS BY FAR
THE COOLEST PERSON
IN THIS FAMILY.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW HE AND DAD
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COULD BE
FROM THE SAME PARENTS.
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YOU'RE THE COOLEST,
DANNY.
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I APPRECIATE THAT,
LITTLE DUDE,
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BUT, UM...
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I GOT A LONG WAY TO GO
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TO MEASURE UP
TO UNCLE NICK.
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I BET HE'S SOMEPLACE
RIGHT THIS MINUTE
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MAKING A MAJOR
BIG-BUCKS BUSINESS DEAL.
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HE PROBABLY HAS 'EM
BEGGING FOR MERCY.
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I'M BEGGING YOU,
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
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Man: ALL RIGHT, NICK.
WHERE'S YOUR OFFICE?
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BUT THIS IS MY OFFICE.
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Second man: WELL, THEN,
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WHERE ARE ALL
YOUR HIGHLY-SKILLED
EMPLOYEES, NICK?
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OUT TO LUNCH?
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[MAN GRUMBLES]
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OK, IT'S JUST ME--
ME AND MY COMPUTER.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA DO WITH ME?
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WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
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WE GUYS ARE THE GUYS
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THAT GOT SWINDLED BY
YOUR PHONY WEBSITE,
NICK.
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YEAH. I GUESS THE NAME
SHOULD'VE TIPPED US OFF--
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REALFASTDOUGH.COM.
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YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS?
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OHH! OH, COME ON, BILL.
LET ME SLAP HIM.
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LET ME GIVE HIM SOME
OF THAT MAMA'S KITCHEN
DISCIPLINE.
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NO, HARRY.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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SLAPPING HIM
WILL NOT GET BACK
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THE $30,000
HE BILKED US OUT OF
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WITH HIS BOGUS LITTLE
BUSINESS OFFERING.
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HOW DID I GET TIED UP?
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Both: WE ASK
THE QUESTIONS HERE.
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WHERE'S OUR MONEY?
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FINE. I'LL TELL YOU.
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FIRST I PUT YOUR MONEY
INTO A SAFE LONG-TERM CD,
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THEN I SHIFTED THE CAPITAL
INTO A REAL UP-AND-COMING IPO--
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MADE A KILLING--
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FLIPPED IT THE SAME DAY
INTO SOME MUTUAL FUNDS,
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BLUE CHIP STOCKS--
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NICK, PLEASE!
WHERE IS IT?
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WELL, THERE IS
A MEASURE OF RISK
IN EVERY INVESTMENT.
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IT'S GONE.
I JU--
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[GROANS]
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SO, NICK...
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YOU DID IT ALL HERE
ON YOUR NIFTY LITTLE
LAPTOP, HUH?
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OH, THAT'S NICE,
VERY, VERY NICE.
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PLEASE BE CAREFUL
OF LAPPY.
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IT'S VERY SENSITIVE.
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SENSITIVE?
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NICK'S GOT
A SENSITIVE COMPUTER.
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HO HA HA HA!
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YOU EVER SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN YOU POUR
A HOT CUP OF COCOA
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OVER A SENSITIVE
COMPUTER, NICK?
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IT AIN'T PRETTY.
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NO, DON'T, NOT TO LAPPY!
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MY WHOLE LIFE
IS ON THAT THING!
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ALL MY ACCOUNT NUMBERS
AND CONTACTS, BUSINESSES.
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ALL YOUR SCAMS,
YOU MEAN, NICK.
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WHAT SCAMS?
OOH!
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OK!
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OK. THOSE, TOO.
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JUST PLEASE
DON'T DAMAGE MY COMPUTER
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AND--AND--AND...
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AND DON'T HURT ME.
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OH, WE'RE NOT
GONNA HURT YOU OR
YOUR COMPUTER, NICK.
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NO. WE'RE
GONNA LEAVE THAT
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TO OUR VICE PRESIDENT
OF COLLECTIONS--ELIOT.
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OH, BOY, ANOTHER ONE
LIKE YOU.
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I DON'T THINK
I CAN TAKE--
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ELIOT?
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THAT'S ME.
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[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YEE-AAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAH!
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Both: AAAAAH!
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AAAAH!
YEEE-AAAAAH!
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AAAAAH!
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AAH.
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30 LARGE IN CASH
CHRISTMAS MORNING
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OR YOU, NICK,
ARE THE COCOA.
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[NASALLY] I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND. OK.
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OH, THAT'S HOT.
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OH, DID BILLY
BURN HIMSELF?
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IT'S OK.
LET HARRY BLOW.
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LET HARRY BLOW.
NOW GO UNTIE HIM!
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OK.
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OK.
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OW.
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[SNIFFS]
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UH, GUYS, WAIT.
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UH, I'M GONNA NEED LAPPY
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IF YOU WANT ME TO MAKE
ANY HEADWAY ON YOUR CASH.
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NO, I DON'T--
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TCH, TCH, TCH,
TCH, TCH!
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OK.
YOU CAN HAVE IT.
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THANK YOU. [COUGHS]
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AND, NICK...
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DON'T TRY TO LEAVE
TOWN, EITHER. OK?
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OR ELIOT HERE WILL
START BY DISABLING
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YOUR PRECIOUS
HARD DRIVE THERE,
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AND THEN HE'S
GONNA WORK HIS WAY
UP TO YOU.
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YEAH.
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I'M NOT LEAVING TOWN.
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GAME'S OVER.
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IT'S TIME TO GET OUT.
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WHOA!
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♪ FIRE IS BURNING SLOW ♪
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♪ NOW WHERE'S
THAT MISTLETOE? ♪
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♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
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♪ DEAR ♪
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00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:08,139
♪ IT'S GETTING
KIND OF HOT IN HERE ♪
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♪ I NEED A TASTE
OF CHRISTMAS CHEER ♪
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♪ HOPE HE GETS HERE QUICK ♪
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♪ I NEED
A SAINT NICK, NICK ♪
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♪ I GUESS
IT JUST HAD TO BE ♪
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♪ ALL WRAPPED UP FOR ME ♪
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ACK!
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Man: OK, YOU GOT IT?
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HERE WE GO.
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♪ HE TRADED IN HIS REINDEER
FOR A LIMOUSINE ♪
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♪ HE'S WEARING PURPLE TROUSERS
INSTEAD OF RED AND GREEN ♪
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00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,966
ON 2.
READY?
240
00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,035
OOH. AAH.
241
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,273
AAAAAAH!
242
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,574
GO ON.
243
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,576
HEY!
244
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,180
Children, chanting:
WE WANT SANTA!
245
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,749
WE WANT SANTA!
246
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,584
WE WANT SANTA!
247
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,786
[CHANTING]
248
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,427
OOH!
249
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:24,949
MURRAY, HURRY UP.
250
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,817
THERE'S ABOUT
A THOUSAND BRATS
251
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,852
WAITING FOR US OUT THERE.
252
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,856
HEY, YOU, ELF.
253
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:33,924
YOU SEE SOMEONE
GO IN THERE?
254
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,798
OH, GREAT.
255
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,935
WHAT NOW, NICK?
256
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,283
MURRAY.
257
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,893
[WHISTLING]
258
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,663
JUST IN
THE NICK OF TIME.
259
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,865
HEY!
260
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,367
WHAT THE--
261
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,601
COME HERE!
262
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,439
Children, chanting:
WE WANT SANTA CLAUS!
263
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,074
WE WANT SANTA CLAUS!
264
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,143
OHH!
YOU!
265
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,545
[DOOR CLOSES]
266
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,747
YOUR ELF'S
WAITING FOR YOU.
267
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,383
[DEEP VOICE]
OH! YES, YES.
268
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,951
HO HO!
269
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,620
WELL, UH,
THANK YOU, ELIOT.
270
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:40,624
HEY, HOW DO YOU
KNOW MY NAME?
271
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,260
WELL, I'M SANTA,
AM I NOT?
272
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,828
HO HO HO!
273
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,564
HA HA HA!
274
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,333
HAVE YOU BEEN
A GOOD BOY?
275
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:52,036
OF COURSE
I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY.
276
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,471
HAVE YOU REALLY?
277
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,507
YES.
278
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,445
OK.
279
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,213
Store elf: HERE HE IS,
THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR--
280
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,481
SANTA!
281
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,816
SANTA?
282
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:06,617
EVERYBODY...
283
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:07,618
JUST BE GOOD
FOR GOODNESS SAKES!
284
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:08,920
HELLO?
285
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,188
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
286
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,288
GOTTA FIND A PLACE
TO HIDE OUT.
287
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,157
BUT WHERE?
288
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:15,392
MURRAY!
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
289
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,628
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
WITH THESE KIDS.
290
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,769
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
291
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,104
[CHUCKLING]
292
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,406
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
293
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,941
HO HO! ALL RIGHT!
294
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:33,777
John: OK.
EVERYBODY READY?
295
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,513
YUP.
296
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,549
"'TWAS THE NIGHT
BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
297
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,751
"WHEN ALL THROUGH
THE HOUSE,
298
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,420
"NOT A CREATURE
WAS STIRRING,
299
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,956
"NOT EVEN A MOUSE.
300
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,758
"THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE
301
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,327
"IN THE HOPES
THAT SAINT NICHOLAS
302
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,695
SOON WOULD BE THERE."
303
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,563
[DOORBELL RINGS]
304
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,998
OH, WHO ON EARTH
COULD THAT BE?
305
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,332
NOBODY MOVE.
306
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,168
MAYBE IT'S SAINT NICHOLAS.
307
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,137
I DON'T THINK SO, PETER.
308
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,237
SAINT NICK DOESN'T USUALLY
COME TO THE FRONT DOOR.
309
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,006
HO HO HO!
310
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,874
SANTA?
311
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,543
ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT
THE RIGHT HOUSE?
312
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,578
WELL, 300 WALNUT.
313
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,013
OH.
314
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,948
SOMETHING'S HERE. OOP.
315
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,117
NICK?
316
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,452
HA HA HA!
317
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,087
SAINT NICK TODAY.
318
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,688
WHOO!
319
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:18,356
NICK. WHAT ON EARTH
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
320
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,124
HELLO, GORGEOUS.
321
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,526
HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO
STAY SO YOUNG AND PRETTY
322
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,561
MARRIED TO THIS
STICK-IN-THE-MUD, HUH?
323
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,095
Peter: UNCLE NICK!
324
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,065
OH, IT'S PETER COTTONTAIL!
325
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,167
HEY, I DON'T
HAVE A COTTON TAIL.
326
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,602
OH, NO?
327
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,304
THEN WHAT IS THIS, HUH?
328
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,073
OH...
329
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,875
ABBY? WHERE'S KAITLIN?
330
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,109
AND WHO IS
THIS RUNWAY MODEL
331
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,144
WE HAVE HERE?
332
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,879
STOP!
333
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:42,846
WELL, LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP.
334
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,386
WELL, THERE HE IS--
335
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,920
DAN THE MAN.
336
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,693
[BOTH IMITATING KUNG FU
MOVIE SOUND EFFECTS]
337
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:56,927
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
338
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:57,962
HOW YOU DOIN'?
339
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,430
GREAT.
340
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,498
DID YOU GET
MY E-MAIL?
341
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,866
YES, I DID.
342
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,935
OH, LOOK AT THEM
TOGETHER.
343
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,469
YEAH?
344
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:06,871
AND MAY I SAY
THAT I LOVE TIBET.
345
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,606
THE HIMALAYAS
ARE JUST OUTSTANDING,
346
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,343
AND I'M SO DOWN
WITH OAXACA.
347
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,444
VERY COOL PYRAMIDS.
348
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,979
BUT I SEE
YOUR FIRST SUMMER
349
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,447
AFTER HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATION
350
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,849
IN THE PRINCIPALITY
OF MONACO.
351
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:19,817
MONACO.
352
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,118
OUI, OUI.
353
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,321
MONACO? OH, FOR--
354
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,688
SOAKING UP THE RAYS
ON THE BEACH BY DAY
355
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,390
AND STICKING IT
TO THE CASINOS
BY NIGHT.
356
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,525
I CALL IT
"THE KILLER Bs"--
357
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,994
BEACHES, BABES,
AND BIG BUCKS.
358
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,196
OOH, I COULD
GO WITH THAT.
359
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,464
I COULD GO WITH THAT.
360
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,899
OK, HERE WE GO.
361
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,967
1, 2, 3, GO.
362
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,403
OH, MAN! YOU'RE
GETTING FASTER.
363
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,504
WHAT'S THAT,
BEEN PRACTICING NOW?
364
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,538
NO, NO.
365
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,740
INCOMING!
366
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,175
WHOO! WHOO!
367
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,376
WHOA!
368
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,146
OH, COME ON,
LITTLE BROTHER,
369
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,082
DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE
NOT HAPPY TO SEE ME.
370
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,717
OH, OF COURSE
HE'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
371
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,886
IT'S JUST WE WEREN'T
EXPECTING YOU, NICK.
372
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,189
THE SPANISH WEREN'T
EXPECTING THE INQUISITION,
373
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,525
BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP
TORQUEMADA.
374
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,828
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT FAIR
THAT YOU GOT ALL THE BRAINS
375
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:06,330
AND I GOT STUCK
WITH JUST GOOD LOOKS.
376
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,932
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, NICK?
377
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,833
WHAT, HONESTLY?
378
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,537
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
379
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,805
WELL, THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS,
380
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,074
IS THERE?
381
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,575
AND THERE'S NO PLACE
I'D RATHER SPEND
SOME QUALITY TIME
382
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,311
THAN RIGHT HERE....
383
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,678
WITH MY FAVORITE NIECE
AND NEPHEWS.
384
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,483
WHY IS IT I HAVE TROUBLE
BELIEVING THAT STORY?
385
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,885
[PAGER BEEPS]
386
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,519
Nick: WHO'S UP
FOR SOME HOUSE HOCKEY?
387
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,187
ME!
388
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,355
OK, NOW WHERE DID WE
SET IT UP LAST TIME?
389
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,457
OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
RIGHT AROUND HERE.
390
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,858
CAN I BE GOALIE?
391
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,626
OH! THERE'S BEEN
A MAJOR OUTBREAK
392
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,327
OF THAT NEW
REINDEER FLU.
393
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:38,696
THE EMERGENCY ROOM'S
OVERRUN.
394
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,531
OH. NO, JOHN.
395
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,466
NOT TONIGHT
OF ALL NIGHTS?
396
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,967
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT I GET
397
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,736
FOR MARRYING
A DOCTOR.
398
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,137
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR BEING A DOCTOR,
399
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,372
BECAUSE THEY'RE
CALLING EVERYBODY.
400
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,640
WHAT?
[BEEPING]
401
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,741
THAT'LL BE YOU.
402
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,477
OH, NO.
403
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,112
WHY BOTH OF US?
404
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,514
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
405
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,248
[NICK AND KIDS
SHOUTING]
406
00:16:58,284 --> 00:16:59,650
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THE KIDS?
407
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,685
WE CAN'T LEAVE THEM
ON THEIR OWN.
408
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,618
WHERE'S YOUR GOALIE?
409
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,391
OH, NO.
410
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,527
NO.
411
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,864
NO.
412
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,398
Abby: IT'LL BE FINE.
413
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,734
NICK IS
NOT A BAD GUY.
414
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,302
I THINK HE'S TRYING
TO MEND FENCES.
415
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,771
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
416
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,938
IT IS CHRISTMAS.
417
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,843
"THE STOCKINGS WERE HUNG
BY THE CHIMNEY WITH CARE
418
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,144
"IN HOPES
THAT SAINT NICHOLAS
419
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,513
SOON WOULD BE THERE."
420
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,115
DON'T HOLD
YOUR BREATH.
421
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:34,152
HEY, CHILL OUT, KATY,
'CAUSE SOME OF US
422
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:37,755
LIKE BELIEVING
IN IMPOSSIBLE THINGS.
423
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,090
HE BELIEVES IN YOU.
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
424
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:43,927
I WAS ABOUT 5 WHEN I
FIGURED IT ALL OUT.
425
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,696
THE WHOLE PRESENT-
DELIVERY SETUP THING
SEEMED KIND OF FISHY,
426
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,098
SO I DID THE MATH.
427
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,266
FOR SANTA TO GET TO
ALL THE WORLD'S CHILDREN
428
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,402
ON CHRISTMAS EVE,
429
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,737
HE WOULD HAVE TO TRAVEL
AT ABOUT 650 MILES
PER SECOND.
430
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,539
I MEAN...
431
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,107
THAT'S 300,000 TIMES
THE SPEED OF SOUND.
432
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,876
WOW.
433
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,411
THAT'S PRETTY FAST
FOR A HEAVYSET DUDE.
434
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,714
Kaitlin: OH, BUT
THAT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN
435
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,415
WHY NOBODY
EVER SEES HIM.
436
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,251
BECAUSE
HE'D BE GOING SO FAST,
437
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,886
WE'D LOOK LIKE
LIVING STATUES TO HIM.
438
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,822
[SIGHS]
439
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,355
BUT YOU KNOW
THAT'S PHYSICALLY
IMPOSSIBLE, SO...
440
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:16,393
SO THERE IS
NO SANTA CLAUS?
441
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,196
NO. YOU KNOW, PETE,
THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS.
442
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,797
JUST IGNORE
EVERYTHING SHE SAYS.
443
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,400
SHE'S JUST
TRYING TO SHOW OFF.
444
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,600
CAN YOU BELIEVE
TEACHERS GIVE OUT As
445
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,135
FOR JUNK LIKE THAT?
446
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,504
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
WE'RE OFF.
447
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,405
GOOD NIGHT, YOU.
448
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,740
MM, SORRY.
449
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,508
GOOD NIGHT.
450
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:34,078
SORRY ABOUT THIS, HONEY.
451
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,547
GOOD NIGHT.
452
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,982
YEAH. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, NICK.
453
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,483
NO PROBLEM.
454
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,118
I'LL GO GET THE CAR.
THANKS.
455
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,287
OK. AHEM.
456
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,123
"THE CHILDREN WERE NESTLED
ALL SNUG IN THEIR BEDS--"
457
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,892
John: THAT'S NOT SUCH
A BAD IDEA, YOU KNOW?
458
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,393
MAYBE YOU GUYS OUGHT TO
HIT THE SACK EARLY TONIGHT.
459
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,395
OHH.
WHAT?
460
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,030
OH, DAD!
461
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,798
HEY, THE SOONER
YOU GET TO BED,
462
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,667
THE SOONER SANTA COMES.
463
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,836
WE'RE NOT DONE
WITH THE BOOK YET.
464
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,305
THANK YOU, UNCLE NICK.
COME ON, GUYS.
465
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,406
HUGS, KISSES.
LET'S GO, OFF TO BED.
466
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,208
SEE YA, BUDDY.
467
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,142
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
GIVE ME A BIG ONE.
468
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,377
IT'S NOT FAIR.
469
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,578
OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.
470
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,046
OHHH.
471
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,681
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
472
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,581
I'M GONNA HANG ON
TO THIS FOR YOU.
473
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,983
BUT, DAD--
474
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:13,617
YOU CAN HAVE IT
BACK TOMORROW.
475
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,386
BYE, DAD.
476
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,253
GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.
HAVE A GOOD SLEEP.
477
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,721
OH!
478
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,123
HAVE FUN
AT THE HOSPITAL.
479
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,557
OH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
480
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:21,926
COME ON, DANNY.
YOU, TOO.
481
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,529
WHAT?
482
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,563
[BOTH LAUGHING]
483
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,699
DAD, IT'S NOT EVEN 9:00.
484
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:32,035
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
DAD, COME ON.
485
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,204
I WANNA STAY UP
WITH UNCLE NICK
AND THEN HANG OUT.
486
00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:36,340
WE GOT STUFF
TO TALK ABOUT.
487
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,677
WE CAN HANG WITH UNCLE NICK
WHEN WE'RE ALL TOGETHER.
488
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,612
I WOULD LIKE YOU
UP IN YOUR ROOM.
489
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,847
YOU CAN CATCH UP ON SOME
OF YOUR READING, PLEASE.
490
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,786
LOOK, I'LL GO TO BED
WHEN YOU WANT ME--
491
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,522
GET TO YOUR ROOM
RIGHT NOW!
492
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,091
NOW, YOU SHOULD
BE TOTALLY GROUNDED
493
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,659
FOR ALL THE STUFF
YOU PULLED TODAY.
494
00:19:57,596 --> 00:19:59,997
COME ON, LET'S GO.
495
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,433
IT'S...
496
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,205
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
497
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,844
[SIGHS]
498
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,520
Nick: RULE WITH
A STEADY HAND, JOHN.
499
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,389
DAD WOULD BE PROUD.
500
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,090
I HATE DOING THAT.
501
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,258
[DOOR SLAMS]
502
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,731
Nick: DON'T WORRY.
503
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,167
I'VE GOT IT
ALL UNDER CONTROL.
504
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,635
YOU GO DO YOUR THING.
505
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,336
I'M PROUD OF YOU,
LITTLE BRO.
506
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,207
[TAPPING
ON COMPUTER KEYBOARD]
507
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:49,747
[KNUCKLES CRACK]
508
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,882
[BEEP]
509
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,218
"INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
ON DEPOSIT."
510
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,456
DUH!
511
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,691
IF I HAD THE MONEY,
I WOULDN'T NEED THE LOAN.
512
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:04,027
OH!
513
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,829
[INCOMING E-MAIL
BEEPING]
514
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,132
ALL RIGHTY.
515
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,203
COULD BE
A POTENTIAL INVESTOR.
516
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,274
OH, UNCLE NICKO
NEEDS A BREAK.
517
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,111
Harry, on computer:
OH, WE'RE GETTING THERE.
518
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,679
WE'RE GETTING HIM.
WE'RE GETTING HIM.
519
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,280
THE SHARK
HAS FOUND ITS PREY!
520
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:24,615
HELLO, NICK!
521
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,284
YOU ROTTEN LITTLE WORM.
522
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,588
DID YOU FORGET WE HAVE
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS?
523
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,423
AND DON'T THINK
YOU CAN CUT US OFF,
EITHER, WRIGLEY,
524
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,990
'CAUSE
WE'RE TRACKING YOU
525
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,292
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO
FIND YOU RIGHT NOW.
526
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,960
Harry: HEH HEH!
WE'RE NEARLY THERE.
527
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:39,362
DO SOMETHING.
DO SOMETHING.
528
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,431
[LAUGHING]
529
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:42,466
Harry: WE'LL FIND YOU
RIGHT NOW.
530
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:44,601
DARE I?
531
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,336
I DARE.
532
00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:49,673
THE WRIGLEY SUPER VIRUS--
533
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,209
INVENTED FOR
JUST THIS OCCASION.
534
00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:54,144
[VOICE TRANSMISSION
BREAKING UP]
535
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,146
BYE-BYE.
536
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,615
THAT'LL SCRAMBLE
THEIR HARD DRIVE.
537
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:04,454
AND EVERY OTHER
WORKING COMPUTER
WITHIN 50 MILES.
538
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,795
Man: WHOA! ALBERT!
539
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,098
ALBERT! I CAN'T SEEM
TO CONTROL THIS THING!
540
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,066
IT'S DESCENDING
MUCH TOO QUICKLY!
541
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,434
WHOA! ALBERT, HELP ME!
542
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:18,702
HELP ME!
543
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,209
SWANSON? NO.
544
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,643
[THUD]
545
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:31,481
[MUMBLING]
546
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,483
[LOUD THUD, CLATTERING]
547
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:42,125
[FOOTSTEPS THUMPING
ACROSS ROOF]
548
00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:54,905
HEY.
549
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,340
THAT WAS YOU.
550
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,842
NO. I THOUGHT
IT WAS YOU.
551
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,543
[LOUD THUMPING]
552
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,412
OR MAYBE A SQUIRREL?
553
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,181
IF HE'S A SQUIRREL,
554
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,983
HE'S THE SIZE
OF A SAINT BERNARD.
555
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,884
[HEAVY LOAD DRAGGING
ACROSS ROOF]
556
00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,119
HOLD ON.
557
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,490
[LOUD RUMBLING RACKET]
558
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,925
AH!
559
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,299
DID YOU SEE WH--
560
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,327
MM.
561
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,829
MM.
562
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:01,171
ALL RIGHT, ALBERT,
I'M IN.
563
00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:02,906
Elf: GOOD WORK, SANTA.
564
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,074
NOW YOU GOTTA LOOK
FOR THEIR COMPUTER.
565
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,508
YOU SEE ANYTHING AROUND?
566
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,544
I SEE IT, YES. YES.
567
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:09,479
OK, YOU WANNA
GO OVER THERE
568
00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:10,914
AND LOOK FOR SOMETHING
THAT'S FLASHING OR WHATEVER,
569
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:11,614
AND YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT
INTO THE TRASH CAN.
570
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:13,450
NOW WHAT?
571
00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:14,751
JUST CLICK IT
AND MOVE IT OVER THERE.
572
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,752
OK, YES.
573
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,722
YES.
574
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,090
[POOF]
575
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,593
THAT'S IT?
576
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,461
THAT LITTLE THING
GROUNDED US?
577
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:25,729
SORRY. THAT'S IT.
578
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,831
I'M TELLING YOU, ALBERT,
579
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,100
THIS FANCY TECHNOLOGY
IS MORE TROUBLE
THAN IT'S WORTH.
580
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:33,470
I KNOW. I KNOW
IT'S JUST A BACKUP.
581
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,038
WELL, NEXT YEAR,
582
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:36,439
THE REINDEER ARE
LINING UP FOR FLU SHOTS
583
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,541
LIKE THE REST OF US.
584
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,376
RIGHT. ALBERT!
585
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,380
I'VE GOT
TO GET TO WORK NOW.
586
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,682
I'M HANGING UP.
GOOD-BYE.
587
00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,018
[SIGHS]
588
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:55,125
WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL
BEGIN HERE.
589
00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:01,131
LET'S SEE NOW...
THE WRIGLEYS.
590
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,066
AH, YES.
591
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,569
PETER, NICE.
592
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:08,905
KAITLIN, NICE.
593
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,640
AND DAN--
594
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,676
OH, DANNY.
595
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:19,549
ON THE "NAUGHTY" LIST
AGAIN, DANNY, HUH?
596
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:22,920
AND I BET
YOU'VE BEEN NO HELP
597
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:25,021
IN STEERING YOUR NEPHEW
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION,
598
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,157
HAVE YOU, MR. NICK-ON-THE-
NAUGHTY-LIST-FOR-LIFE?
599
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,499
WHOA!
600
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:10,834
...WHAT I SAW?
601
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:11,935
WHOA!
WHAT? WHAT?
602
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:14,104
[NICK STAMMERING]
603
00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:15,472
H-H-HOW'D YOU
GET IN HERE?
604
00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:16,707
WHAT--WHO ARE YOU?
605
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,108
UM...
606
00:26:18,143 --> 00:26:19,442
UM, DON'T WORRY.
607
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:20,878
IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.
608
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,746
NO. UM, I, UH...
609
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,782
UH--UH, YOU'RE
JUST HALLUCINATING.
610
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,985
YEAH. I'M NOT REALLY HERE.
YOU'RE DREAMING. YES.
611
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,887
LOOK OVER THERE.
612
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,221
YEAH.
613
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,194
AH!
AH!
614
00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:39,062
GAAH!
615
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,642
Nick: DANNY...
616
00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:53,177
YEAH?
617
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:54,244
Nick: STAY AWAY
FROM THE EGG NOG.
618
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,283
WOULD YOU STOP
KICKING HIM?
619
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:00,684
WHAT IF
HE'S STILL AWAKE?
620
00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,023
STOP.
621
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:09,225
[MUMBLING]
622
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:15,499
IT'S HIM, ISN'T IT?
623
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:17,434
IT'S THE REAL HIM.
624
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,170
NO.
625
00:27:21,206 --> 00:27:23,039
NO, IT'S NOT
THE REAL HIM,
626
00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:24,307
BECAUSE THERE'S
NO SUCH THING
627
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:26,643
AS THE REAL HIM.
628
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:29,179
WELL, THEN WHO IS HIM?
629
00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:31,381
WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
630
00:27:32,618 --> 00:27:35,819
I DON'T KNOW, BUT, UH...
631
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:40,023
I'M SURE THAT THERE IS
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION
FOR THIS.
632
00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:41,524
LOGICAL EXPLANATION?
633
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,829
WHOAAA!
634
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:49,400
[SQUEAKY LITTLE VOICE]
AAAH! MAYBE NOT!
635
00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:52,368
WHOO! WHAT THE--
636
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,937
I GOTTA LAY OFF
THE EGG NOG.
637
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,171
OH!
638
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,107
[WHIMPERS]
639
00:27:57,142 --> 00:27:58,709
UH...
640
00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:00,477
DANNY!
641
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:08,284
GAH!
642
00:28:09,888 --> 00:28:11,922
DID YOU HAPPEN
TO PUSH A BUTTON
643
00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:14,090
ON THAT...BALL?
644
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,725
TH-THIS?
645
00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,660
YES!
646
00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:21,931
I--I THINK SO.
647
00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:24,500
WELL, PRESS...
648
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,468
ANOTHER...
649
00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:26,836
BUTTON!
650
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,181
OH!
651
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,850
OK.
652
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,154
WOW!
653
00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:45,922
MAY I SEE THAT?
654
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,593
OH...
655
00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:52,162
THIS IS THE REAL SANTA CLAUS.
656
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:58,701
A REAL...DEAD SANTA CLAUS.
657
00:29:00,038 --> 00:29:01,505
OH, HE'S NOT DEAD.
658
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:02,506
HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS.
659
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,374
HE'LL BE OK.
660
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,442
WELL, WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
661
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,412
WHAT ABOUT CHRISTMAS?
662
00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:10,814
CHRISTMAS?
663
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,916
IT-IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
664
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:16,319
YEAH?
665
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:20,557
WELL, IF THIS IS ALL REAL
AND HE'S THE REAL SANTA,
666
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:23,126
THEN HE'S GOTTA DELIVER
ALL THESE PRESENTS TONIGHT.
667
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,894
BUT IF HE'S KNOCKED OUT
TOO LONG,
668
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,930
HE'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO DELIVER ANY PRESENTS.
669
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:29,633
I MEAN, THERE
WON'T BE A CHRISTMAS.
670
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,000
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
671
00:29:31,036 --> 00:29:32,869
CALM DOWN, OK?
672
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,271
FIRST OF ALL,
673
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:37,307
WE ARE GONNA
DO NOTHING.
674
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:39,476
NADA. ZIPPO.
675
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,244
OK, THIS WHOLE
CHRISTMAS THING,
676
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,379
THAT'S NOT OUR PROBLEM.
677
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:43,947
THAT'S HIS GIG.
678
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,548
I MEAN, IF YOU
WANNA TOTE AROUND
679
00:29:45,584 --> 00:29:47,083
A HEAVY BAG
FULL OF PRESENTS
680
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,619
FOR PEOPLE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW,
681
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,621
WELL, THAT'S FINE
WITH ME, BUT, UH-UH.
682
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,590
YEAH, BUT IT'S--
683
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,259
IT'S WHAT?
684
00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:58,661
HMM?
685
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,131
WHAT?
686
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:07,103
DANNY?
687
00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:13,143
AH!
688
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:14,777
OH, NO.
689
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,579
OK, UH...
690
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,420
[WHIMPERING]
691
00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,312
HMM.
692
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:51,814
OHH! OH!
693
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:00,957
WHOA.
694
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,293
HOO.
695
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:06,996
OH!
696
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,568
HO! OH!
697
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,003
WOW!
698
00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:17,273
OH.
699
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:20,677
[CHUCKLES]
700
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:22,379
YEAH.
701
00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,247
SANTA.
702
00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:26,883
GOIN' HIGH TECH,
HUH, SANTA?
703
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,217
OOP.
704
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:30,053
[SLEIGH POWERING UP]
705
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:41,230
WHOA! OH! OHH!
706
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,172
UH!
707
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:53,610
OFF.
708
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,144
[SLEIGH POWERS DOWN]
709
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,513
WOW!
710
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,747
YEEH!
711
00:32:00,853 --> 00:32:02,085
OH.
712
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,120
UM...
713
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,655
UH, UH...
714
00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:10,326
WAH-HOO!
715
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,371
HOO!
716
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,009
OH!
717
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:29,011
THIS HAS POSSIBILITIES.
718
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:30,279
OH.
719
00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:31,714
OH, UH...
720
00:32:33,218 --> 00:32:34,684
...CHRISTMAS.
721
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:36,086
WE REALLY SHOULD
DO SOMETHING.
722
00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,321
YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE
A VERY GOOD POINT.
723
00:32:38,356 --> 00:32:42,659
WHAT IF WE PICK UP
THE GAUNTLET
724
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:46,262
AND SELFLESSLY FULFILL
SANTA'S MIRACULOUS
MISSION OURSELVES?
725
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:48,965
REALLY?
726
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,167
REALLY.
727
00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:53,503
BUT YOU WERE JUST SAYING
728
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,505
THAT YOU DIDN'T WANNA
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
729
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,340
THAT WAS THEN.
THIS IS NOW.
730
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,242
YOU MADE ME
SEE THE LIGHT.
731
00:32:59,277 --> 00:33:00,410
AND YOU DON'T WANT
ALL THE KIDS
IN THE WORLD
732
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,212
TO GO PRESENTLESS,
DO YOU?
733
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:05,448
NO, NO. BUT I GUESS
I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED.
734
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:08,218
SANTA'S GOT A FLIGHT
CONTROLLER ON HIS SLEIGH
735
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:09,419
THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH
DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE
736
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,687
I GOT YOU
FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY.
737
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:12,555
HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE HAS A FLIGHT CONTROLLER
738
00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:14,023
ON HIS SLEIGH LIKE THAT?
739
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:16,259
I SAW IT.
IT'S UP ON--
740
00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:17,961
YOU WILL NOT
BELIEVE--
741
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,462
TRUST ME.
YOU'LL SEE IT.
742
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:20,863
LISTEN,
YOU'RE THE WHIZ
743
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,265
AT ALL THESE
COMPUTER GAMES,
744
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,599
NOT ME, SO YOU'LL
BE THE PILOT.
745
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:24,468
I'LL JUST DELIVER
THE PRESENTS.
746
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,103
WE'LL BE A TEAM.
747
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,004
WE'LL BE HEROES.
748
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,573
WE'LL SAVE THE DAY!
749
00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:31,441
THIS IS IT, MAN.
750
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,713
THIS IS OUR FIRST
ADVENTURE.
751
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,148
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE
ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT.
752
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,850
ARE YOU WITH ME,
PARTNER?
753
00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,985
YEAH.
YEAH!
754
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,221
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
KAITLIN AND PETER?
755
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:46,389
WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE THEM ALONE.
756
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,358
WELL, THEY'RE NOT ALONE.
757
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,060
HE'S HERE.
758
00:33:51,096 --> 00:33:52,829
I MEAN,
UNCONSCIOUS OR NOT,
759
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,631
HE'S STILL A BONA FIDE
ADULT, RIGHT?
760
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:55,698
AND BESIDES,
BY THE TIME THEY
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
761
00:33:55,733 --> 00:33:57,400
WE'LL HAVE
ALREADY BEEN BACK,
762
00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,603
WOKEN UP THE BIG GUY
FROM HIS LITTLE NAP,
763
00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,538
AND COLLECTED
WHATEVER REWARD
WE ARE SURE TO GET
764
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:02,906
FOR SAVING CHRISTMAS.
765
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:04,307
HA HA! HUH?
766
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:05,642
YEAH!
767
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,210
YEAH!
768
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:10,213
WHOA!
HA HA HA!
769
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,719
Nick: WHOO-HOO!
LOOK AT ME!
770
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,755
HA HA HA! WHOO!
771
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:21,891
WHOA! THIS IS LIKE
A REALLY COOL
VIDEO GAME.
772
00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:23,426
YEAH.
773
00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:24,660
EXCEPT YOU GOT
BUGS IN YOUR TEETH.
774
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,530
WHOO! WE'RE SMOKIN'!
775
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,732
HOO HOO HOO!
OH, BABY!
776
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,437
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
777
00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:35,105
WELL, I THOUGHT WE'D START
ON THE EAST SIDE OF TOWN--
778
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:37,073
THE GOLD COAST.
779
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:38,641
YOU KNOW, THOSE RICH KIDS
GET SO MANY PRESENTS,
780
00:34:38,676 --> 00:34:39,876
I FIGURED, IF WE
DUMP THIS STUFF FIRST,
781
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,244
WE'D LIGHTEN OUR LOAD.
782
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,545
GOOD THINKING.
783
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,746
AH, WELL, YOU KNOW.
784
00:34:43,781 --> 00:34:45,615
OK, HANG A RIGHT.
785
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,354
Nick: WHOO-HOO!
786
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:52,955
WHOO!
787
00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:05,501
HUH?
788
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:11,374
UNCLE NICK.
789
00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:17,580
UNCLE NICK.
790
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,216
[SNORING]
791
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:26,889
AAH!
792
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:28,758
Danny: IT LOOKS LIKE
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
793
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,127
IS REACH YOUR HAND
IN THE BAG, PULL IT OUT,
794
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:32,362
AND YOU'LL HAVE
THE RIGHT PRESENT.
795
00:35:32,397 --> 00:35:34,263
Nick: COOL!
796
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,538
LISTEN, YOU'RE
DELIVERING A PRESENT
797
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,673
TO A GIRL NAMED KATHY.
798
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:47,710
SHE WANTED A REAL PONY
FOR CHRISTMAS.
799
00:35:47,745 --> 00:35:51,080
SHE WAS NAUGHTY
13 TIMES THIS YEAR,
800
00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:53,516
SO SHE GETS...
801
00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:55,952
AN ANT FARM.
802
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:57,721
[ECHOING]
AW, THAT'S COLD, MAN.
803
00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:00,190
YEAH.
804
00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,358
Danny: SO ONCE
YOU HAVE THE PRESENT,
805
00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:03,827
JUST PUT IT
UNDER THE TREE,
806
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,828
TAKE THE BALLY-WALLY
AND ZAP IT.
807
00:36:05,863 --> 00:36:07,330
GOTCHA.
808
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,705
AH.
809
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,874
GOTCHA.
810
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,709
NO, NO, DON'T GET UP.
811
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:20,977
I WON'T BE A MINUTE.
812
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,122
OOH.
813
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,825
I LIKE.
814
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,593
[CHUCKLES]
815
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:38,894
OOH.
816
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,631
GOTCHA.
817
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:49,839
OL!
818
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,641
[GIGGLING]
819
00:36:58,383 --> 00:36:59,715
NOW...
820
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:14,130
HO HO HO!
821
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,431
SPREADING THE WEALTH.
822
00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,443
OH, LOVELY
LITTLE THINGS.
823
00:37:26,478 --> 00:37:27,877
SPREADING THE WEALTH.
824
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,179
♪
825
00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,980
OOH. NICE TUNE.
826
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,591
LET'S BOOGIE.
827
00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:42,625
HEH HEH!
828
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:44,060
WHAT--
829
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:45,127
WHAT'S WRONG?
830
00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:46,462
NOTHING.
831
00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:47,897
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
832
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,232
THAT'S YOU!
[LAUGHS]
833
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,635
LOOK AT THAT.
834
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,671
I LOOKED UP MYSELF
ON THE DATABASE.
835
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,505
COOL.
836
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:57,974
YEAH. "DANIEL WRIGLEY.
SHAKES DOWN HIS BROTHER.
837
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:01,243
SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME
SCAMMING."
838
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,812
EGH!
839
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:04,847
SANTA THINKS I'M BAD.
840
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,083
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
841
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,087
THOUGH THAT
WOULD EXPLAIN
842
00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,389
THE GREATEST DISCO HITSOF THE SEVENTIES CD
843
00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:13,856
I GOT LAST YEAR.
844
00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:15,025
WAIT A MINUTE.
845
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,160
I LIKE THAT CD.
846
00:38:17,228 --> 00:38:20,830
YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM
WITH PEOPLE LIKE SANTA IS?
847
00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,665
TRUST ME, I KNOW A MILLION
OF THESE KINDA GUYS--
848
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,134
ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY,
THE BIG BOSS.
849
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:28,404
BUT WHO IS KRIS KRINGLE
ANYHOW, HUH?
850
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,039
I MEAN, HOW DID HE
GET THIS JOB?
851
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,107
I DON'T REMEMBER
VOTING FOR HIM.
852
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,441
DO YOU?
853
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,612
WHO IS HE TO JUDGE?
854
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:40,816
NOW, I SAY
THAT IT'S OUR TURN
TO CALL THE SHOTS.
855
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:41,918
WE'LL DECIDE
WHO GETS WHAT
FOR CHRISTMAS.
856
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,186
ARE YOU WITH ME?
857
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:44,554
HMM?
YEAH.
858
00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:45,988
YOU BET YOUR LIFE, YEAH.
859
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:47,056
[BOTH SNAP FINGERS]
860
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:01,371
Kaitlin:
WHO DO YOU THINK HE IS?
861
00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:02,772
Peter: I DON'T KNOW.
862
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,741
AH!
AH!
863
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,410
ALL RIGHT, BIG GUY!
864
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:08,545
WHO ARE YOU
865
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,613
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MY BROTHER
AND UNCLE NICK?
866
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,014
MM!
867
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:14,617
[MUFFLED]
868
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,522
AAGH!
869
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:22,458
HIS BEARD'S REAL,
ANYWAY.
870
00:39:22,493 --> 00:39:24,227
OF COURSE IT'S REAL.
871
00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:26,095
I'M SANTA CLAUS.
872
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:28,831
I THINK HE IS.
873
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,635
OH, PLEASE!
874
00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,837
FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS SANTA.
875
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,005
AND SECOND OF ALL,
EVEN IF THERE WAS,
876
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,840
HE WOULDN'T
BE CAUGHT DEAD
877
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:38,808
IN ANY HOUSE
WITH DANNY WRIGLEY IN IT.
878
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,210
IS THAT SO, KAITLIN?
879
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:43,179
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
SO ANGELIC YOURSELF.
880
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,882
OR PERHAPS YOU
DIDN'T THINK I SAW YOU
881
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,050
COPY THAT ANSWER OFF
RICKY GARIBALDI'S
SPELLING TEST
882
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,251
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
883
00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:51,654
AHH.
884
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:57,159
AND YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT THAT BRONTOSAURUS
885
00:39:57,194 --> 00:39:58,628
I ASKED FOR
IN SECOND GRADE.
886
00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:00,263
MY PARENTS WERE RIGHT.
887
00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:01,898
THE BACKYARD
IS TOO SMALL.
888
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,098
THANK YOU, PETER.
889
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,366
OHH!
890
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,968
OHH. OHH.
891
00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:08,304
I HAVEN'T FELT
THIS BAD
892
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,505
SINCE THE TAINTED
EGG NOG OUTBREAK
893
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,040
BACK IN '06.
894
00:40:12,977 --> 00:40:14,544
YUP, IT'S GONE.
895
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,013
NOTHING ON THE ROOF
BUT THE CHIMNEY.
896
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:20,082
Santa: OH, DEAR.
897
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,718
WHERE IN HEAVEN'S NAME
COULD MY SLEIGH HAVE GONE?
898
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,755
IT'S NOT ALL THAT HARD
TO FIGURE OUT, SANTA.
899
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,856
I MEAN, VALUABLE SLEIGH,
MISSING BIG BROTHER--
900
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:29,025
DANNY PROBABLY COPPED IT.
901
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,292
WHAT?
902
00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:31,694
LIFTED IT.
903
00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,730
STOLE IT.
904
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,199
Peter: HE WOULDN'T
STEAL SANTA'S SLEIGH.
905
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,067
THEN WHERE'D IT GO, PETER?
IT DIDN'T JUST DISAPPEAR.
906
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,602
YES, IT DID.
907
00:40:39,637 --> 00:40:40,703
YOU DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING.
908
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:42,504
NOW, CHILDREN,
909
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,707
I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOGICAL EXPLANATION.
910
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:47,276
PERHAPS DANNY, THINKING
I WAS INCAPACITATED,
911
00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,379
IS SIMPLY TRYING
TO DELIVER ALL THE TOYS--
912
00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,080
SAVE CHRISTMAS.
913
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,949
DANNY AS
SANTA'S HELPER?
914
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,152
THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
915
00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:57,887
BETWEEN HIM AND UNCLE NICK,
THE ONLY THING THEY'VE EVER--
916
00:40:57,922 --> 00:41:00,456
NICK?!
917
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:02,291
NICK WRIGLEY
HAS MY SLEIGH?
918
00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:03,926
OH, MY.
919
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,761
OH, MY, MY,
MY, MY. MY!
920
00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:07,229
THAT'LL NEVER DO.
921
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:08,898
I MEAN, DANNY,
922
00:41:08,933 --> 00:41:11,200
WHY, HE'S A LITTLE NAUGHTY
FROM TIME TO TIME,
923
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:13,936
BUT NICK WRIGLEY
IS INCORRIGIBLE!
924
00:41:13,971 --> 00:41:16,372
OH, MY. OH, DEAR.
925
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,475
I HAVE TO GET
MY SLEIGH BACK.
926
00:41:19,511 --> 00:41:20,909
HELLO! ALBERT!
927
00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:22,077
HELLO!
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
928
00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,481
OH, OF COURSE
HE CAN'T HEAR ME.
929
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:27,083
THIS GIZMO IS HOOKED UP
TO THE SLEIGH'S COMPUTER,
930
00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,417
AND THE COMPUTER
IS IN THE SLEIGH,
931
00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,319
AND THE SLEIGH IS GONE,
AND--OH!
932
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,255
OH!
933
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:35,925
OH, WAIT.
934
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:37,727
THE COMPUTER.
935
00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:39,595
THAT'S
UNCLE NICK'S.
936
00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,865
Kaitlin: WHAT
ABOUT THE COMPUTER?
937
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,333
WELL, THIS YEAR,
938
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,367
MY SLEIGH IS BEING
RUN BY A COMPUTER.
939
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,670
THE REINDEER ARE ALL
SICK WITH THE FLU.
940
00:41:47,705 --> 00:41:50,406
AND THIS COMPUTER
INTERFERED
WITH MY SLEIGH
941
00:41:50,441 --> 00:41:52,175
AND BROUGHT IT DOWN.
942
00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,510
PERHAPS WE CAN
REPEAT THE PROCESS.
943
00:41:54,545 --> 00:41:56,478
UM...DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO WORK THIS THING?
944
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,880
OH, YES, I DO.
945
00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,949
UM, SO WHAT AM I
LOOKING FOR?
946
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:02,485
WELL, IT WAS
A SKULL-AND-CROSSBONES,
947
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,287
AND I PUSHED IT
INTO THAT CONTAINER THERE.
948
00:42:05,322 --> 00:42:06,656
YOU TRASHED IT,
SANTA.
949
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,423
SORRY. IT'S GONE.
950
00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:09,659
OH, DEAR.
951
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,594
OK, LET ME THINK.
952
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,296
THERE'S A COMPUTER
ON THE SLEIGH, RIGHT?
953
00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:15,164
RIGHT.
954
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,633
AND SO IT PROBABLY
HAS A WEB ADDRESS,
RIGHT?
955
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,735
A WEB ADDRESS?
956
00:42:19,771 --> 00:42:22,171
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
WORLDWIDE WEB.
957
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,407
LIKE--LIKE
SANTA.COM OR...
958
00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,642
OH, YES! YES, EXACTLY.
959
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,076
SANTA.COM. YES.
960
00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,045
EXCEPT THAT NAME
WAS ALREADY REGISTERED.
961
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,580
I'M SCLAUS2.COM.
962
00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,749
MANY CHILDREN SEND ME
THEIR CHRISTMAS LISTS
IN THIS NEW FORMAT.
963
00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:34,984
I FIND IT
VERY CONVENIENT.
964
00:42:35,019 --> 00:42:36,618
HERE'S THE PLAN.
965
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:39,488
OK. I HACK
INTO THE COMPUTER
ON THE SLEIGH,
966
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:41,190
I OVERRIDE THE
FLIGHT-CONTROL PROGRAM,
967
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,725
AND I BRING
THAT PUPPY BACK
968
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,659
LIKE A WELL-TRAINED
HOMING PIGEON.
969
00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:46,662
OK, LET'S GO.
970
00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:48,831
GO? WHERE?
971
00:42:48,866 --> 00:42:50,733
TO THE COMPUTER STORE.
972
00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,067
ALL THE COMPUTERS
IN OUR HOUSE
973
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,969
ARE TOO WEAK
FOR THIS JOB,
974
00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:57,073
BUT THEY HAVE
THE NEW LOUMAX 2327--
975
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,108
THE MOST POWERFUL
DESKTOP IN THE WORLD.
976
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:01,377
WONDERFUL.
LET'S GO.
977
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,180
UM, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN DRIVE, RIGHT?
978
00:43:04,215 --> 00:43:06,115
OF COURSE I CAN.
979
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:08,217
WHERE DO
YOUR PARENTS
PARK THEIR SLEIGH?
980
00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:11,420
OK. WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
981
00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:14,623
Kaitlin: OK,
RIGHT UP TO THE LIGHT.
982
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,625
NICE AND EASY.
NICE AND EASY.
983
00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:17,726
RIGHT UP TO--
[TIRES SCREECH]
984
00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,228
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO STOP YET.
985
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,330
KEEP GOING,
RIGHT UP TO THE LIGHT.
986
00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:23,332
RIGHT UP TO THE LIGHT.
987
00:43:23,367 --> 00:43:24,367
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO STOP AGAIN.
988
00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:26,869
COME ON. SANTA...
989
00:43:26,904 --> 00:43:28,137
YOU'RE GOING LEFT!
YOU'RE GOING LEFT!
990
00:43:28,173 --> 00:43:30,606
NO, NO! TURN RIGHT.
TURN RIGHT.
991
00:43:30,642 --> 00:43:31,841
GET YOUR FOOT
OFF THE BRAKE!
992
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:32,942
[TIRES SCREECH]
993
00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:34,744
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST!
994
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,012
Danny: UHH.
DARRIN, DARRIN, DARRIN.
995
00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,147
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU,
BUDDY?
996
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:41,450
YOU GOTTA WATCH
THAT TEMPER,
997
00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:47,022
BUT THIS PRESENT
ISN'T GONNA MAKE YOU
ANY LESS ANGRY, SO...
998
00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:57,266
♪ I WISH ME
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
999
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,501
♪ I WISH ME
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
1000
00:43:59,537 --> 00:44:01,871
♪ I WISH ME
A MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪
1001
00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,773
♪ AND A CHIPPENDALE SOFA ♪
1002
00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:10,346
UNCLE NICK.
OH!
1003
00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:12,815
HUH. YOW! D!
1004
00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,783
UH, HOW'D YOU GET
IN HERE?
1005
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:15,484
WELL, I CLIMBED
THROUGH THE WINDOW
UPSTAIRS.
1006
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,619
OH.
1007
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,554
UH, HOLD ON.
1008
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,457
UH, WHERE'S
DARRIN'S GIFT?
1009
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,625
I GOT A--I GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
1010
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,360
UH, WELL, I HAVEN'T
DELIVERED IT YET.
1011
00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:28,497
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
DOING DOWN HERE
SO LONG, THEN?
1012
00:44:28,532 --> 00:44:29,232
OH, YOU MEAN, DOWN HERE?
1013
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,167
YEAH.
1014
00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,869
YEAH, BATHROOM BREAK.
1015
00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:33,869
YOU KNOW, ALL THE
TAKING OFF AND LANDING,
1016
00:44:33,904 --> 00:44:36,038
YOU KNOW, JUST...
1017
00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:38,741
[LAUGHS] YEAH,
WELL, UH, HERE.
1018
00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:39,642
YOU HAVE
THE LITTLE BALLY?
1019
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:40,910
ZAP IT.
1020
00:44:40,945 --> 00:44:42,745
ALL RIGHT. STEP ASIDE.
1021
00:44:52,623 --> 00:44:54,090
A PUNCHING BAG?
1022
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:56,659
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
1023
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,294
WELL, SEE,
THIS KID, DARRIN,
1024
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:01,597
HIS SCHOOL RECORD
SAYS THAT HE'S, UM,
1025
00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:02,932
HE'S BEEN
GETTING INTO FIGHTS,
1026
00:45:02,967 --> 00:45:04,934
AND I FIGURE HE CAN
POUND ON THIS THING
1027
00:45:04,969 --> 00:45:06,469
INSTEAD OF OTHER KIDS,
1028
00:45:06,504 --> 00:45:08,403
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
CHANNEL HIS ANGER
1029
00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:11,073
INTO A HEALTHY EXERCISE.
1030
00:45:11,108 --> 00:45:12,775
THAT IS WAY COOL,
DAN, MY MAN.
1031
00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:14,543
YEAH?
YEAH.
1032
00:45:14,578 --> 00:45:17,513
THE WAY
YOU JUST LOOK PAST
ALL THE SURFACE JUNK
1033
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,415
AND SAW THIS GUY'S
POTENTIAL. YEAH.
1034
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:22,518
SOME KIDS NEED A BREAK.
1035
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,387
KIDS NEED A LITTLE
EXTRA ATTENTION,
1036
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,089
A LITTLE EXTRA THOUGHT.
1037
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:30,727
[CHORTLES] TAKE ME.
1038
00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:33,963
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS,
I DON'T KNOW, ABOUT YOUR AGE,
1039
00:45:33,998 --> 00:45:35,531
ALL I EVER ASKED FOR
WAS ONE THING.
1040
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,632
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS?
1041
00:45:36,668 --> 00:45:39,368
HMM?
1042
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:43,672
A CUSTOM-MADE,
JIMI HENDRIX-SIGNED
ELECTRIC 6-STRING GUITAR
1043
00:45:43,707 --> 00:45:47,075
WITH AN EBONY FINGERBOARD
FROM McCUSACK'S MUSAK STORE.
1044
00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:48,210
HA HA HA.
1045
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,646
WOWWWW!
1046
00:45:50,682 --> 00:45:54,717
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR
IN THE WORLD.
1047
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,819
EVERY YEAR
I'D ASK FOR IT,
1048
00:45:56,854 --> 00:46:00,590
AND EVERY YEAR,
IT WASN'T UNDER THE TREE.
1049
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:02,792
I MEAN, IT WASN'T LIKE
THE FOLKS COULDN'T AFFORD IT.
1050
00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:05,127
YOUR DAD GOT EVERYTHING
HE EVER WANTED.
1051
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:07,830
CHEMISTRY SET, TELESCOPE,
MICROSCOPE, MACROSCOPE.
1052
00:46:10,568 --> 00:46:13,102
ANYWAY, HE WAS NICE,
1053
00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:15,938
AND I WAS NAUGHTY.
1054
00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:18,941
I MEAN,
NOT NASTY NAUGHTY,
1055
00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:22,144
YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF
NATURALLY NORMAL NAUGHTY.
1056
00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:23,578
[LAUGHS]
1057
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,048
AH.
1058
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:27,983
AND YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WERE AROUND BACK THEN,
1059
00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:30,452
MAKING THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT
DECISIONS,
1060
00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,488
I'D PROBABLY BE TOURING
WITH THE STONES RIGHT NOW.
1061
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:34,022
YEAH?
1062
00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:36,058
OH, YEAH.
1063
00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:38,961
I WAS GOOD, MAN,
1064
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:42,264
BUT WITH THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT,
I COULD'VE BEEN GREAT.
1065
00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:48,304
ANYWAY,
1066
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:49,705
READY?
1067
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:50,973
YEAH.
1068
00:46:54,011 --> 00:46:56,412
WHAT?
1069
00:46:56,447 --> 00:46:57,680
[LAUGHS]
NOTHING.
1070
00:46:57,715 --> 00:46:58,847
I MEAN,
YOU'RE JUST--
1071
00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:01,083
YOU'RE LOOKING
KIND OF LUMPY.
1072
00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:03,218
WELL, YEAH.
1073
00:47:03,254 --> 00:47:05,788
COOKIES AND MILK,
COOKIES AND MILK,
EVERYWHERE WE GO.
1074
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:06,889
NO WONDER SANTA
HAS A WEIGHT PROBLEM.
1075
00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:08,423
COME ON.
1076
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:13,162
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
1077
00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:15,397
♪ YEAH, 1, 2,
GET DOWN ♪
1078
00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:16,998
♪ CHRISTMAS TIME
GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND ♪
1079
00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:19,535
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S ALL GOOD ♪
1080
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:21,436
♪ SANTA CLAUS
WILL LOOK YOU UP ♪
1081
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:22,571
♪ IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD ♪
1082
00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:24,406
♪ AW, YEAH ♪
1083
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:25,407
♪ CHRISTMAS TIME
GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND... ♪
1084
00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:26,708
Kaitlin: UH...
1085
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:31,513
SANTA, I DON'T THINK
THAT TAKING A SHORTCUT
WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
1086
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:33,382
WHY NOT?
1087
00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:34,783
JUST A HUNCH.
1088
00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:36,886
NONSENSE.
1089
00:47:36,921 --> 00:47:38,520
EXCUSE ME, BOYS.
1090
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:43,425
Santa: WOULD YOU MIND
MOVING YOUR VEHICLE?
1091
00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:47,229
I DON'T THINK
THEY HEARD ME.
1092
00:47:47,265 --> 00:47:50,766
I THINK THEY HEARD YOU,
SANTA.
1093
00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:51,834
[HONK HONK]
1094
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,168
OH, MY GOD.
1095
00:48:02,246 --> 00:48:03,279
KAITLIN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1096
00:48:03,314 --> 00:48:05,681
I THINK THIS BOY
WANTS TO TALK.
1097
00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:10,052
UH-OH.
1098
00:48:10,087 --> 00:48:12,054
WELL, WELL, WELL.
1099
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:14,390
WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE?
1100
00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:16,391
SANTA CLAUS AND
HIS LITTLE ELVES.
1101
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:17,826
HA HA HA! DEAR, NO.
1102
00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:19,996
THESE AREN'T ELVES.
1103
00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,430
ELVES ARE ACTUALLY
SHORTER CREATURES
WITH POINTY EARS,
1104
00:48:22,466 --> 00:48:23,732
MISCHIEVOUS
AND DISOBEDIENT,
1105
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:24,800
BUT INHERENTLY KIND.
1106
00:48:26,937 --> 00:48:28,604
YOU TRYIN'
TO PLAY GAMES
WITH ME, BUDDY?
1107
00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:29,871
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PLAY A GAME?
1108
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:31,006
ALL RIGHT.
1109
00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:35,077
WHAT?
1110
00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:36,045
Santa: IS THIS
SOME NEW GAME
1111
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,513
I'M NOT AWARE OF?
1112
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:40,315
Kaitlin: YEAH,
IT'S CALLED THE "WE'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE" GAME.
1113
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:41,383
OH, DEAR.
THESE ARE NAUGHTY BOYS.
1114
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,686
YES, THEY ARE.
1115
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:44,954
STOP, BOYS!
1116
00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:46,822
BOYS, BOYS.
1117
00:48:46,858 --> 00:48:48,557
GET BACK HERE!
1118
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:51,126
SANTA! NO! GET BACK!
NO! DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!
1119
00:48:51,162 --> 00:48:52,394
NOW, BOYS.
1120
00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,163
BOYS, BOYS, BOYS.
1121
00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:56,031
Tagger:
OH, BIG MAN!
1122
00:48:56,066 --> 00:48:57,232
HEY, BIG MAN,
LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT!
1123
00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:58,601
Second Tagger:
LOOK AT THAT DUDE.
1124
00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:01,971
NOW, SON, I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE.
1125
00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:03,505
SORRY, PAL,
'CAUSE TROUBLE'S
WHAT YOU GOT.
1126
00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:05,574
NOW COME ON.
1127
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:07,642
I DIDN'T WANT TO
HAVE TO DO THIS, BUT...
1128
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:12,281
OHH, WE ARE IN TROUBLE.
1129
00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:13,349
Tagger: HA HA HA,
YOU'RE KIDDING ME,
RIGHT?
1130
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,217
HA HA HA HA!
1131
00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:16,886
IS THIS GUY
FOR REAL?
1132
00:49:16,921 --> 00:49:17,753
ALL RIGHT,
COME ON. LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT, HUH?
1133
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,554
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON!
1134
00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:19,521
LIKE THAT, HUH?
1135
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:22,758
COME ON, YOU GONNA
TAKE A PUNCH OR WHAT?
1136
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,126
COME ON, COME ON!
1137
00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:25,694
THIS GUY FOR REAL?
1138
00:49:25,730 --> 00:49:27,162
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA.
1139
00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:28,430
NOW CUT THAT OUT.
1140
00:49:31,069 --> 00:49:31,967
NOW BRING IT!
1141
00:49:32,003 --> 00:49:32,968
LET'S GO!
1142
00:49:34,471 --> 00:49:35,437
THIS IS IT.
1143
00:49:37,941 --> 00:49:40,075
KITCHY-KITCHY COO!
HA HA HA HA!
1144
00:49:42,279 --> 00:49:44,613
ALL RIGHT,
THAT AIN'T FUNNY,
YOU KNOW!
1145
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:45,480
ALL RIGHT,
COME ON!
1146
00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:48,784
Tagger: COME ON,
YOU CAN TAKE HIM,
GET HIM!
1147
00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:54,523
KOOTCHY-OOTCHY-OOTCHY!
1148
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,996
Santa: YOU GIVE? YOU GIVE?
1149
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,631
I GIVE, I GIVE, I GIVE,
I GIVE!
1150
00:50:06,403 --> 00:50:07,770
YOU'RE ONE
TOUGH TICKLER, MAN!
1151
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,872
HO HO HO HO HO.
1152
00:50:09,907 --> 00:50:11,674
I SWEAR, YOU GUYS
TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS,
1153
00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:12,941
AND YOU'RE
GONNA DEAL WITH ME!
1154
00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,877
AND I DON'T TICKLE!
1155
00:50:14,912 --> 00:50:16,044
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, DOG.
1156
00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:20,048
YEAH, HOW'D YA
LIKE TO JOIN MY CREW?
1157
00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:22,584
HO. THAT'S
VERY HOSPITABLE OF YOU,
1158
00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:24,420
BUT, UH,
WE'VE GOT TO GET GOING.
1159
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:26,121
AS I SAID,
WE HAVE BUSINESS
TO CONDUCT.
1160
00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:27,956
YOU SHOULDN'T
BE DRIVING
AROUND HERE, MAN.
1161
00:50:27,991 --> 00:50:29,425
THERE'S ALL KINDS
OF CREEPS RUNNING
AROUND, YOU KNOW?
1162
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:30,759
DO YOU HAVE
A BETTER IDEA?
1163
00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:33,628
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
1164
00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:50,012
HO HO HO HO HO.
1165
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,614
THANK YOU, PABLO.
1166
00:50:52,649 --> 00:50:54,850
NOW YOU BOYS
CHECK YOUR STOCKINGS
TOMORROW
1167
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:56,217
AND SEE WHAT
SANTA BROUGHT YOU.
1168
00:50:56,253 --> 00:50:59,121
Tagger: RIGHT ON, SANTA.
1169
00:51:03,894 --> 00:51:05,961
HO HO HO HO HO.
1170
00:51:05,997 --> 00:51:08,930
KIND OF CATCHING.
HA HA HA HA HA.
1171
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:13,268
[JINGLE BELLS PLAYING]
1172
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,541
WOW. ALBERT
WOULD LOVE IT.
1173
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:25,347
Peter: COME ON, SANTA.
1174
00:51:27,484 --> 00:51:28,684
YOU'RE LATE!
1175
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,420
UH, AM I? UH...
1176
00:51:31,455 --> 00:51:33,021
LOT OF GOOD
YOU DO ME NOW.
1177
00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:34,523
I NEEDED YOU
FOR THE FINAL RUSH
THIS AFTERNOON,
1178
00:51:34,559 --> 00:51:36,592
NOT AT CLOSING TIME.
1179
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:37,626
DON'T THINK I'M NOT
GONNA REPORT THIS
TO YOUR UNION REP.
1180
00:51:37,661 --> 00:51:39,194
WELL, ACTUALLY,
1181
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:40,796
I'M MORE
OF AN INDEPENDENT
CONTRACTOR.
1182
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,497
THE NEXT TIME
I NEED A BIG MAN
WITH COMPUTER EXPERIENCE,
1183
00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:44,566
I'LL PUT A PILLOW
UNDER MY SHIRT!
1184
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:47,469
Kaitlin: UM, EXCUSE ME, SIR,
BUT COULD YOU SHOW ME
1185
00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:49,104
WHERE THE LOUMAX 2327s
ARE, PLEASE?
1186
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:51,740
WELL, GO ON
AND SHOW HER.
1187
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:53,908
AISLE 2.
1188
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,645
OH, HEH.
RIGHT THIS WAY.
1189
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:57,946
UGH.
1190
00:51:57,981 --> 00:51:59,814
TEMPS.
1191
00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:18,867
Danny: I GOT
A GOOD IDEA.
1192
00:52:18,903 --> 00:52:20,202
WHY DON'T WE GO
TO THE HOMELESS
SHELTER?
1193
00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:21,837
PASS OUT SOME STUFF
THERE.
1194
00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:23,305
HOMELESS SHELTER?
1195
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:25,373
THEY HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING...
1196
00:52:25,408 --> 00:52:28,344
SO, YES,
WE SHOULD GO THERE.
1197
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,346
RIGHT. I'M WITH YOU...
1198
00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:33,649
OR...OR...
HEY, HERE'S A GREAT IDEA.
1199
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,684
WHY DON'T WE
JUST ZOOM OVER
TO THE VANDERLIP MANSION
1200
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,421
AND SPREAD SOME
CHRISTMAS MAGIC THERE?
1201
00:52:39,456 --> 00:52:41,623
NAH, THERE WON'T
BE ANY KIDS THERE.
1202
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:44,125
JUST A WHOLE BUNCH
OF GROWNUPS
1203
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:45,861
IN FANCY CLOTHES
AND JEWELS,
1204
00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:46,862
HAVING A PARTY
OR SOMETHING.
1205
00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:48,330
YEAH.
1206
00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:49,431
THEY'VE GOT MORE
THAN THEY NEED.
1207
00:52:49,466 --> 00:52:50,265
WHY WOULD WE WANT
TO GIVE THEM MORE?
1208
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,601
WELL, WE WOULDN'T.
1209
00:52:52,636 --> 00:52:54,903
BUT, YOU SEE, THAT'S--
THAT'S MY IDEA, DANNY.
1210
00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:58,006
LISTEN, THEY'RE PROBABLY
GONNA HAVE SOME KIND
OF MAJOR FEAST, RIGHT?
1211
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:00,041
WITH CAVIAR, ROAST BEEF,
ALL THE TRIMMINGS.
1212
00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:01,977
I GUESS, YEAH.
1213
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:05,414
SO, THIS IS WHERE WE OUTDO
THAT OLD FOGEY CLAUS.
1214
00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:08,149
WE SWITCH THE DINNERS.
AH HA HA HA!
1215
00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,952
YEAH, WE LET
THE RICH FOLKS SEE
1216
00:53:09,987 --> 00:53:12,020
WHAT LIFE IS
REALLY LIKE FOR A CHANGE
1217
00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:13,888
WHILE, AT THE SAME TIME,
BRING A LITTLE CHRISTMAS CHEER
1218
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:15,124
TO THE DOWNTRODDEN.
1219
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:17,525
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
1220
00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:19,928
MAN, YOU ARE
A GREAT SANTA.
1221
00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:21,596
I TRY.
1222
00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:31,173
THESE BABIES
ARE STATE OF THE ART.
1223
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:35,044
LOUMAX 2327s...
1224
00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:38,614
IT'S THE MOST
POWERFUL HOME COMPUTER
EVER CONCEIVED,
1225
00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:42,317
WITH A 1.2 TETRABYTE
HARD DRIVE
1226
00:53:42,353 --> 00:53:44,152
AND A 6 GIGAHERTZ
PROCESSOR
1227
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,454
AND 512 MEGS OF RAM.
1228
00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:54,496
KAITLIN,
SOMEONE'S COMING.
1229
00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:56,231
DO SOMETHING!
1230
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:57,432
IF THEY CATCH US,
THEY'LL THROW US OUT.
1231
00:53:57,468 --> 00:53:58,867
HMM.
1232
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:13,715
Peter:
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
1233
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,450
HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU ALL
DOING OVER THERE?
1234
00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:17,886
NOTHING. I HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
1235
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:19,722
SO GO.
1236
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:22,323
CAN YOU TAKE ME?
1237
00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:25,627
HEY, I'M
NOT YOUR DAD,
LITTLE KID.
1238
00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:28,663
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE
TO DO IT OVER HERE, THEN.
1239
00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:32,000
NO, NO. NOT THERE.
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
1240
00:54:32,036 --> 00:54:34,102
COME ON,
I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE IT IS.
1241
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,406
HE'S CREATED
A DIVERSION.
1242
00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,008
GREAT.
1243
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:42,711
OK. THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
1244
00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:46,614
NOW, PUSH THE ON BUTTON
AND HOPE.
1245
00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:49,484
Computer: THIS IS...
1246
00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:53,822
OK. LET'S WRANGLE US
A SLEIGH.
1247
00:55:02,566 --> 00:55:07,569
YEAH, LIFE IS FINALLY
CUTTING US BAD BOYS
A BREAK, HUH, DANNY?
1248
00:55:07,604 --> 00:55:09,170
WE JUST MIGHT
COME OUT ON TOP THIS TIME--
1249
00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:11,039
WHOA! EASY, EASY.
HOT SOUP.
1250
00:55:11,075 --> 00:55:12,841
OW.
1251
00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,278
[SIGHS]
1252
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,982
YEAH, LET'S DEFINITELY
DO THIS AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
1253
00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:21,516
YEAH.
I'M SURE BY THEN,
1254
00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:23,552
SANTA'LL BE BACK
AT THE CONTROLS.
1255
00:55:23,587 --> 00:55:26,922
YOU NEVER CAN TELL
WITH HEAD INJURIES.
1256
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:29,058
YEP, YOU AND I
MIGHT JUST HAVE
TO TAKE OVER THIS GIG
1257
00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:29,891
FOR MANY YEARS TO COME,
MY FRIEND.
1258
00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:31,894
[LAUGHS]
1259
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:34,829
THERE'S THE MANSION.
1260
00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,264
OH, YEAH.
1261
00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:40,736
Danny: READY?
1262
00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:41,970
YEAH.
1263
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:43,471
LET'S TAKE HER IN.
1264
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,276
DANNY, EASY.
THIS ISN'T SPLASH MOUNTAIN.
1265
00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:50,445
BUT I'M NOT
DOING THAT.
WHAT?
1266
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,880
I'VE LOST CONTROL.
1267
00:55:51,915 --> 00:55:53,248
SOMEBODY ELSE IS
STEERING THE SLEIGH.
1268
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:54,749
WELL, WHO?!
1269
00:55:56,386 --> 00:55:58,620
Kaitlin: OH!
THAT'S GOTTA BE THEM.
1270
00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:00,722
OK, DANNY.
1271
00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:03,891
LET'S SHOW YOU WHO'S
IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
1272
00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:05,627
Danny and Nick:
WHOA-OH-OH!
1273
00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:07,696
AAAH!
1274
00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:09,164
LET ME HAVE THAT THING!
1275
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,499
Danny: NO, NO,
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
1276
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:15,837
Both: WHOA!
1277
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,605
SOMEBODY'S HACKED
INTO OUR SYSTEM.
1278
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,440
THEY'RE FLYING
OUR SLEIGH.
1279
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:23,044
WHOA!
WHOO!
1280
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,780
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
1281
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,348
WHOEVER'S DOING THIS
HAS GOT
1282
00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,917
A MUCH MORE POWERFUL
COMPUTER THAN WE DO.
1283
00:56:28,952 --> 00:56:31,319
WHOA!
1284
00:56:31,354 --> 00:56:32,654
Nick: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
1285
00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:33,955
HOLD ON!
GOOD IDEA!
1286
00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:36,191
OK, I KNOW.
1287
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,126
I'LL PUT IN
THE COORDINATES
FOR MY HOUSE.
1288
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:39,727
Santa: YOU'D BETTER HURRY.
1289
00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:42,864
Danny: OK, HERE'S
A STUPID IDEA.
1290
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:44,499
Nick: I'M LISTENING.
1291
00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:46,301
WE COULD...
1292
00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:47,969
CUT THE POWER OFF,
1293
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,671
THEN THROW IT
BACK ON REAL QUICK.
1294
00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,373
THAT WOULD
STOP THE SIGNAL,
1295
00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:54,576
BUT IT COULD
ALSO DO SOME DAMAGE
TO THE HARD DRIVE.
1296
00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,444
WHO CARES
ABOUT THE HARD DRIVE?
1297
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,313
IT'S OUR ONLY CHOICE.
LET'S DO IT NOW
1298
00:56:58,348 --> 00:57:00,816
BECAUSE WE'RE
RIGHT OVER THE MANSION. GO.
1299
00:57:00,851 --> 00:57:02,151
[SLEIGH POWERS DOWN]
1300
00:57:02,186 --> 00:57:12,360
Both: AAAAAAAH!
1301
00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:14,229
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S ABOUT TIME
WE TURN IT BACK ON?!
1302
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:17,599
I'M TRYING!
I'M TRYING!
1303
00:57:17,635 --> 00:57:21,937
YES! AH HA HA HA HA!
1304
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:24,773
YOU DID IT! WHOO-HOO!
1305
00:57:24,808 --> 00:57:28,209
OK. WE'RE STILL DROPPING,
BUT NOT AS FAST.
1306
00:57:28,245 --> 00:57:30,478
OK, EASY, NOW. EASY.
1307
00:57:30,513 --> 00:57:32,513
ALL RIGHT. I KNOW.
I GOT IT.
1308
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:33,215
DON'T WORRY,
DON'T WORRY.
1309
00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,316
EASY!
1310
00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:38,553
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
I'M AN ACE.
1311
00:57:38,588 --> 00:57:42,390
OK. GOOD. WE'RE SAFE.
1312
00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:44,693
I ALMOST LOST MY COOKIES.
1313
00:57:44,728 --> 00:57:46,828
SHALL WE?
WHILE THE SOUP'S STILL HOT.
1314
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:57,539
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LOST THEM.
1315
00:57:57,574 --> 00:58:01,176
I HAD THEM
RIGHT IN MY HANDS.
1316
00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:02,744
YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT'S JUST POSSIBLE
1317
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:04,445
THAT MY BROTHER
MIGHT BE SMARTER
1318
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,980
THAN I GIVE HIM
CREDIT FOR.
1319
00:58:07,851 --> 00:58:09,817
NAH.
1320
00:58:09,853 --> 00:58:11,954
THAT'S IT.
1321
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:13,455
YOUR BROTHER
HAS STOLEN MY SLEIGH.
1322
00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:17,292
HE'S OBVIOUSLY
IN CAHOOTS WITH
THAT UNCLE OF YOURS.
1323
00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:20,495
HE'S ON THE NAUGHTY LIST
FOR LIFE.
1324
00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:22,363
BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
1325
00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:24,699
YOU DON'T KNOW DANNY, SANTA.
1326
00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:27,469
HE WOULDN'T STEAL IT.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A REASON.
1327
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,705
AND I MAY WELL
PUT IN A CALL
1328
00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,874
TO MY GOOD OLD FRIEND,
THE EASTER BUNNY.
1329
00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:35,743
THE ONLY WAY
THAT YOUNG MAN WILL
GET EGGS IN HIS BASKET
1330
00:58:35,778 --> 00:58:37,712
IS IF HE LAYS THEM
HIMSELF.
1331
00:58:38,715 --> 00:58:40,582
WHOA.
1332
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:51,793
OHH, EXQUISITE.
1333
00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:53,729
HMM. OOH.
1334
00:58:53,764 --> 00:58:56,364
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
1335
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,866
[SIGHS] JUNK.
1336
00:58:58,902 --> 00:59:00,668
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
1337
00:59:02,806 --> 00:59:04,138
A BIT EARLY.
1338
00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:09,411
OOPS!
1339
00:59:09,446 --> 00:59:11,680
OHH, NICKY LIKES.
1340
00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,648
BOOP!
1341
00:59:13,684 --> 00:59:16,018
♪ ROOP-BOOP-DO-DO-BE-DOO
DO-DO-DE-DOODLY-DOO ♪
1342
00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:19,020
HMM...HMM...EHH.
1343
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:22,023
OH. YES, YES.
1344
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:25,393
OK.
1345
00:59:25,428 --> 00:59:27,862
STILL, THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE ENSEMBLE.
1346
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,731
OH!
1347
00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:31,299
OF COURSE.
THE NECKLACE.
1348
00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:33,368
ALLOW ME.
1349
00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:36,771
[HUMS] HOW'S IT GOING
IN THERE, BIG D?
1350
00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:38,473
Danny: FINE.
1351
00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:39,541
HA HA.
1352
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:42,177
ME, TOO!
1353
00:59:42,212 --> 00:59:45,046
[SINGS]
1354
01:00:09,706 --> 01:00:11,272
IT'S STILL HOT.
1355
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:17,745
[GASPS] HOLY BLITZEN!
1356
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:25,487
THE VANDERLIP DIAMOND.
1357
01:00:25,522 --> 01:00:27,555
POUR MOI?
1358
01:00:27,591 --> 01:00:30,224
OOH.
1359
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,393
OH-OH-OH.
1360
01:00:32,429 --> 01:00:36,831
OH, IT IS
A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1361
01:00:36,867 --> 01:00:38,500
EXCUSE ME?
1362
01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,301
SORRY?
1363
01:00:40,337 --> 01:00:42,003
MMWAH. OH!
1364
01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:44,739
HEH HEH.
MRS. VANDERLIP.
1365
01:00:44,775 --> 01:00:47,075
TSK, TSK.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY.
1366
01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:51,646
OH, THIS REALLY IS
EXQUISITE.
1367
01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:53,848
UNCLE NICK?
1368
01:00:53,884 --> 01:00:56,751
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1369
01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:58,152
I WAS JUST MINGLING.
1370
01:01:02,092 --> 01:01:06,895
I THOUGHT THERE
WAS SOMETHING FISHY
ABOUT YOUR LUMPY STOMACH.
1371
01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:08,629
THERE'S STUFF IN THERE.
1372
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,967
STUFF? WHAT STUFF?
1373
01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:33,287
UHH!
1374
01:01:36,293 --> 01:01:38,793
[WHIMPERS]
1375
01:01:38,828 --> 01:01:40,962
THAT STUFF.
1376
01:01:40,998 --> 01:01:44,966
OH, THIS STUFF, HEH.
1377
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:48,269
YES, UH...
1378
01:01:48,304 --> 01:01:50,338
[SIGHS]
1379
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,840
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.
1380
01:01:55,646 --> 01:01:58,680
SEE,
1381
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:01,048
I'M COLLECTING ITEMS
FOR A CHARITY FUND-RAISER
1382
01:02:01,084 --> 01:02:03,851
TO HELP FIGHT...
BAD THINGS.
1383
01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:11,993
AAAAAAH!
1384
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:15,329
UNH!
1385
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:17,231
OHH!
1386
01:02:21,204 --> 01:02:24,405
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LIE ANYMORE.
1387
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:28,376
I MEAN,
I'M NOT THAT DENSE.
1388
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:34,081
THIS WHOLE NIGHT HAS
ALL BEEN ONE BIG, FAT SETUP.
1389
01:02:34,117 --> 01:02:36,984
YOU SCAMMED ME
SO YOU COULD STEAL STUFF.
1390
01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:39,988
NO. DANNY.
1391
01:02:40,023 --> 01:02:42,390
LOOK, JUST, UH...
1392
01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:47,595
IT IS THE GIVING SEASON,
RIGHT?
1393
01:02:47,631 --> 01:02:49,997
NOW, JUST--JUST
THINK OF IT AS--
AS THEM
1394
01:02:50,033 --> 01:02:52,433
GIVING TO THE
LESS-FORTUNATE, HMM?
1395
01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:58,206
OH. HERE.
1396
01:02:58,242 --> 01:02:59,941
HAVE A STRADIVARIUS.
1397
01:02:59,976 --> 01:03:02,076
GO ON, TAKE IT!
1398
01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:07,048
THAT'S IT.
1399
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,916
WE'RE DONE.
1400
01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:11,719
OK.
1401
01:03:11,755 --> 01:03:13,454
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1402
01:03:13,490 --> 01:03:16,491
I PROMISE, NO MORE.
1403
01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:20,261
NO, I MEAN YOU AND ME.
WE'RE DONE.
1404
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:21,429
FOR GOOD.
1405
01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:25,400
[CHORTLES]
1406
01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:27,669
COME ON.
1407
01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:29,204
DANNY.
1408
01:03:29,239 --> 01:03:30,505
HEH HEH HEH.
1409
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:31,772
IT'S YOUR UNCLE NICK.
1410
01:03:39,716 --> 01:03:42,183
Nick: YO, D-MAN,
WHERE YA GOIN'?
1411
01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:44,151
D!
1412
01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:48,490
WHOA, DANNY!
1413
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,425
DANNY, DANNY,
DANNY. HOLD ON.
1414
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,293
COME ON. HEY, HEY.
1415
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:55,163
OK, OK. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1416
01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:56,430
I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU, OK?
1417
01:03:58,635 --> 01:04:03,271
IT'S JUST I'VE BEEN HAVING
A SMALL CASH FLOW PROBLEM.
1418
01:04:03,306 --> 01:04:08,476
SO--SO THIS WAS JUST
A TIDE-ME-OVER KIND OF
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME THING.
1419
01:04:08,545 --> 01:04:10,011
I MEAN, I REALLY WOULDN'T
MAKE TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS.
1420
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:16,083
ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY. OK?
1421
01:04:16,118 --> 01:04:18,085
I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T TELL YOU,
1422
01:04:18,121 --> 01:04:21,256
BUT, COME ON!
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID?
1423
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:22,723
I WOULD'VE SAID,
"DON'T DO IT."
1424
01:04:22,759 --> 01:04:24,959
[LAUGHS] SEE?
THAT'S MY POINT.
1425
01:04:24,994 --> 01:04:27,595
OK. IT'S ALL GOOD NOW.
1426
01:04:27,630 --> 01:04:29,030
[SIGHS]
1427
01:04:29,066 --> 01:04:31,533
WHERE TO NOW?
1428
01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:34,536
WELL,
I'M GOING BACK HOME,
1429
01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:37,004
SEE IF I CAN
REALLY HELP SANTA.
1430
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:41,309
OH, YEAH. YEAH.
1431
01:04:41,344 --> 01:04:44,879
YEAH, RIGHT.
1432
01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:46,347
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
1433
01:04:52,255 --> 01:04:53,955
YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK
WITH ME, ARE YOU?
1434
01:04:55,391 --> 01:04:58,125
NO, I, UH, I...NO.
1435
01:04:58,161 --> 01:05:00,327
NO, I DON'T THINK
IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
1436
01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:03,498
YEAH, THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.
1437
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:05,867
BUT, HEY. WE WILL
DEFINITELY HOOK UP, OK?
1438
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,268
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
WE'LL HOOK UP.
1439
01:05:07,303 --> 01:05:09,270
OK? HEH HEH.
1440
01:05:09,305 --> 01:05:12,073
DAN, MY MAN. HEH HEH.
1441
01:05:12,108 --> 01:05:14,676
ALL RIGHT, PAL?
1442
01:05:14,711 --> 01:05:15,777
DANNY?
1443
01:05:15,812 --> 01:05:17,044
WHAT?
1444
01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,382
HEY, WE STILL
HAVE MONACO, RIGHT?
1445
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:51,579
[DINNER GUESTS
SHOUTING]
1446
01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:12,033
NOW WHAT?
1447
01:06:12,069 --> 01:06:13,267
I DON'T KNOW.
1448
01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,570
NEITHER DO I.
1449
01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:20,341
IT LOOKS LIKE
CHRISTMAS IS OVER.
1450
01:06:20,377 --> 01:06:21,542
[ALL SIGH]
1451
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:25,980
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
HOW WILL YOU GET HOME?
1452
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,048
THAT'S
A GOOD QUESTION.
1453
01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:29,316
THAT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME FIGURING,
1454
01:06:29,352 --> 01:06:31,119
THANKS TO
YOUR NAUGHTY BROTHER.
1455
01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:32,987
BUT DANNY
ISN'T NAUGHTY.
1456
01:06:33,023 --> 01:06:34,755
HE'S NOT.
1457
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,292
WELL, HE'S DOING
A PRETTY GOOD IMITATION.
1458
01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,426
OK, BUT WHAT
IF HE GAVE YOU
YOUR SLEIGH BACK
1459
01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:40,895
AND SAID
HE WAS SORRY?
1460
01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:42,530
WOULD YOU
STILL KEEP HIM
ON YOUR BAD LIST
1461
01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:44,132
AND CALL THE BUNNY?
1462
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,434
WELL, MAYBE NOT,
1463
01:06:46,470 --> 01:06:48,469
BUT THAT'S NOT
TOO LIKELY TO HAPPEN,
NOW, IS IT?
1464
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:49,770
[CRASH]
1465
01:06:49,805 --> 01:06:51,372
AAAAAH!
1466
01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:57,144
WHA--
1467
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,151
I KNEW
YOU'D COME BACK.
1468
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:04,652
UHH, HEY. PETER?
1469
01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,187
DANNY,
1470
01:07:06,222 --> 01:07:09,457
SANTA'S REALLY
MAD AT YOU.
1471
01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,259
YEAH, I HAD A FEELING
HE MIGHT BE.
1472
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:16,898
WELL, WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF
NOW, DANNY?
1473
01:07:16,933 --> 01:07:19,567
UH...
1474
01:07:19,602 --> 01:07:21,001
MERRY CHRISTMAS?
1475
01:07:31,114 --> 01:07:33,214
A SCREWDRIVER.
1476
01:07:33,249 --> 01:07:34,582
SCREWDRIVER.
1477
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,787
SOLDERING IRON.
1478
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,389
SOLDERING IRON.
1479
01:07:44,294 --> 01:07:45,826
NEEDLE-NOSE PLIERS.
1480
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,331
NEEDLE-NOSE
PLIERS.
1481
01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:56,337
HOW'S IT GOING?
1482
01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:01,342
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I CAN FIX THIS ONE, DANNY.
1483
01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:02,810
YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME.
1484
01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:09,417
CRESCENT WRENCH.
1485
01:08:09,452 --> 01:08:10,551
CRESCENT WRENCH.
1486
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,772
SANTA?
1487
01:08:35,178 --> 01:08:36,877
I OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY.
1488
01:08:38,581 --> 01:08:40,381
I'M SORRY.
1489
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:47,354
BUT I--I WASN'T
TRYING TO STEAL
YOUR SLEIGH.
1490
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,927
I HOPE
YOU BELIEVE ME.
1491
01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:55,663
FRANKLY, SON, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE.
1492
01:08:58,367 --> 01:09:00,034
[SIGHS]
1493
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:03,638
MY UNCLE NICK--
1494
01:09:03,673 --> 01:09:06,974
HE'S...HE'S
NOT REALLY
A BAD GUY...
1495
01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:08,676
I GUESS.
1496
01:09:08,712 --> 01:09:12,247
I MEAN--HE'S, UH...
1497
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:14,848
HE JUST GOT A
LITTLE OVER HIS
HEAD THIS TIME,
1498
01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:17,317
AND--AND THEN
THAT'S THE WAY
IT IS.
1499
01:09:17,353 --> 01:09:18,953
[SNIFFLES]
1500
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:20,154
HE'S JUST, UH...
1501
01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:21,422
A SCAMMER?
1502
01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:22,823
YEAH.
1503
01:09:26,129 --> 01:09:29,263
HOW DOES IT FEEL
BEING THE ONE SCAMMED
THIS TIME?
1504
01:09:32,202 --> 01:09:33,867
NOT GOOD.
1505
01:09:43,946 --> 01:09:47,214
WELL, THAT'S
THE BALL GAME, BOYS.
1506
01:09:47,250 --> 01:09:50,251
THERE'S NO WAY THIS PUPPY
IS GOING ANYWHERE ELSE
ANYTIME SOON.
1507
01:09:50,287 --> 01:09:51,852
YOUR HARD DRIVE'S
TOTALLY FRIED.
1508
01:09:51,888 --> 01:09:53,454
I TAKE IT
THAT'S BAD?
1509
01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:55,656
THAT'S REAL BAD.
1510
01:09:55,692 --> 01:09:58,325
AND THE COMPUTER STORE
IS CLOSED ALL DAY TOMORROW.
1511
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,893
[SIGHS]
1512
01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:01,795
THE EARLIEST
I COULD GET YOU UP
1513
01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,964
IS SOMETIME
ON THE 26th.
1514
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:10,271
[CHOIR SINGING
CHRISTMAS HYMN]
1515
01:10:26,489 --> 01:10:28,689
HE'LL BE OK.
1516
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:31,525
KIDS REBOUND.
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
1517
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,161
IN A WEEK HE'LL FORGET
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
1518
01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:35,529
HEY.
1519
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,997
I'LL SEND HIM A PRESENT.
1520
01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:38,199
SOMETHING BIG.
1521
01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,600
A BIG...
1522
01:10:39,635 --> 01:10:42,336
EXPENSIVE...
1523
01:10:42,371 --> 01:10:45,006
THING.
1524
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,775
OHHH.
1525
01:10:47,810 --> 01:10:52,013
[CHOIR SINGING]
1526
01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:53,514
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
1527
01:10:53,549 --> 01:10:55,249
HEY. HEY, BUDDY.
1528
01:10:55,284 --> 01:10:57,051
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR 300 WALNUT STREET.
1529
01:10:59,221 --> 01:11:01,722
HOW FAR?
1530
01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:09,296
[PRETENDING
TO HAVE COUGHING FIT]
1531
01:11:11,567 --> 01:11:13,301
LET'S GO. IT'S GOTTA
BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
1532
01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:14,869
GET READY
FOR THIS, ELIOT.
1533
01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:15,903
DINNER TIME,
BOYS.
1534
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:17,671
OH, YEAH!
1535
01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,043
[TIRES SCREECH]
1536
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:24,478
HO HO, HOLY SMOKE,
THAT WAS CLOSE.
1537
01:11:24,513 --> 01:11:25,813
HA HA HA HA!
1538
01:11:25,848 --> 01:11:27,748
OHH...
1539
01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,921
300...WALNUT STREET?
1540
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,600
HEY, SANTA.
1541
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:50,938
YOU GETTIN' IN?
1542
01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:54,141
I--
1543
01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,446
ALL THESE YEARS,
1544
01:11:58,481 --> 01:12:02,116
AND I'VE NEVER MISSED
A CHRISTMAS DELIVERY
UNTIL NOW.
1545
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,088
BUT MAYBE
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
1546
01:12:07,123 --> 01:12:08,989
MAYBE IT'D
DO PEOPLE GOOD
1547
01:12:09,025 --> 01:12:11,225
TO KNOW WHAT IT'S
LIKE WITHOUT SANTA.
1548
01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:14,895
MAYBE THEY'D
APPRECIATE CHRISTMAS
MORE.
1549
01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:17,431
APPRECIATE ME
A LITTLE MORE.
1550
01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:19,900
YES.
1551
01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:22,169
MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE
A FEW YEARS OFF.
1552
01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:24,471
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT?
1553
01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:26,941
WHY NOT?
1554
01:12:26,976 --> 01:12:29,577
EVERYBODY ELSE
SEEMS TO BE THINKING
ONLY OF THEMSELVES.
1555
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:32,280
MAYBE I'LL JUST
GIVE UP AND JOIN THEM!
1556
01:12:32,315 --> 01:12:36,217
WHY, MAYBE I'LL TAKE
THIS PASTY OLD CARCASS
OFF TO FLORIDA,
1557
01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:38,920
LET RUDOLPH
RUB SUNBLOCK ON MY BACK,
1558
01:12:38,955 --> 01:12:41,322
SIP AN UMBRELLA DRINK,
1559
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:44,258
LISTEN TO A STEEL BAND,
1560
01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:47,894
AND LET SOMEONE ELSE
DO THE HOLIDAY
HEAVY LIFTING.
1561
01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:51,131
YOU THINK A TAN WOULD
MAKE ME LOOK THINNER?
1562
01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:52,800
BUT THERE
ISN'T ANYONE ELSE.
1563
01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:54,701
YOU'RE SANTA.
1564
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:04,612
DON'T WORRY, SON.
1565
01:13:04,647 --> 01:13:06,613
SANTA'S JUST
A LITTLE DEPRESSED.
1566
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,615
[SANTA SIGHS]
1567
01:13:08,651 --> 01:13:11,652
IT'S BEEN
ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
1568
01:13:11,687 --> 01:13:13,020
EVERYTHING
THAT COULD GO WRONG
1569
01:13:13,056 --> 01:13:15,022
DID GO WRONG.
1570
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,057
300 WALNUT STREET, BILL!
1571
01:13:17,093 --> 01:13:17,959
BILL! BILL! BILL!
STOP THE CAR!
1572
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:19,126
STOP THE--BILL! BILL!
1573
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:21,295
AND IS STILL GOING WRONG.
1574
01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:23,130
BILL! BILL!
1575
01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:25,098
PUT ON THE BRAKES!
1576
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,834
THAT IS THE LAST TIME
I LET YOU DRIVE, BILL.
1577
01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:28,369
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
1578
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,937
I DON'T CARE IF YOU
CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
1579
01:13:29,973 --> 01:13:32,340
THAT IS THE LAST TIME
I LET YOU DRIVE!
1580
01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,674
GET OUT OF HERE!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1581
01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:35,275
OK, WHERE IS HE?
1582
01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:37,210
YEAH, WHERE
IS NICK WRIGLEY,
1583
01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:38,579
THE LYING,
COMPUTER-HACKING
LITTLE THIEF?!
1584
01:13:38,615 --> 01:13:40,581
HE'S NOT HERE.
1585
01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:42,249
DON'T GIVE US
THE RUNAROUND ALREADY!
1586
01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:43,617
WE KNOW HE'S HERE!
1587
01:13:43,652 --> 01:13:44,952
OH, YEAH.
WE TRACKED HIM
1588
01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:46,320
WITH A GLOBAL
POSITIONING
SATELLITE.
1589
01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:47,921
AND THE GPS DON'T LIE.
1590
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:50,357
THE GPS 1162?
1591
01:13:50,392 --> 01:13:51,692
Bill: YOU GOT IT, GIRL.
1592
01:13:51,727 --> 01:13:53,560
WELL, HE'S--
HE'S STILL NOT HERE.
1593
01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:55,296
OK, WHO
ARE YOU PEOPLE?
1594
01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:56,998
NICK IS OUR UNCLE.
1595
01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:59,466
HE WAS HERE,
BUT NOW HE'S GONE. OK?
1596
01:13:59,502 --> 01:14:00,501
SO--SO JUST MOVE ON.
1597
01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:02,270
LISTEN!
1598
01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:04,505
WE'VE BEEN DRIVING
AROUND ALL NIGHT.
1599
01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,008
WE'RE VERY UPSET.
1600
01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,642
BILL LOST
A CONTACT LENS.
1601
01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,010
IT'S INSIDE
MY OWN HEAD.
1602
01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:12,012
I HAVE A MIGRAINE.
1603
01:14:12,047 --> 01:14:14,648
AND ELIOT
HASN'T HURT ANYONE
IN OVER 5 HOURS.
1604
01:14:14,683 --> 01:14:17,184
NOW, WE KNOW
HE'S IN THERE.
1605
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,653
SO EITHER YOU
PRODUCE NICK WRIGLEY
RIGHT THIS SECOND...
1606
01:14:19,688 --> 01:14:22,122
OR WE'LL GO IN
AND FIND HIM,
1607
01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,258
EVEN IF WE HAVE
TO TAKE THIS HOUSE
APART NAIL BY NAIL.
1608
01:14:24,294 --> 01:14:25,592
SHINGLE BY SHINGLE!
1609
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,261
LIMB BY LIMB.
1610
01:14:30,133 --> 01:14:32,500
AFTER YOU,
ELIOT.
1611
01:14:32,535 --> 01:14:35,369
Santa: HOLD ON, NOW.
WAIT A MINUTE.
1612
01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:38,005
I THINK THAT THE DESTRUCTION
OF THIS FINE HOME
1613
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,840
WILL NOT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM.
1614
01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:41,541
NOW, IN THE SPIRIT
OF CHRISTMAS--
1615
01:14:41,577 --> 01:14:43,911
GET OUT OF THE WAY,
OLD MAN.
1616
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:45,646
[SIGHS]
1617
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:48,215
SOMEONE NEEDS A TICKLE.
1618
01:14:58,361 --> 01:15:00,627
KOOCHIE-KOOCHIE-KOOCHIE
KOOCHIE-KOOCHIE!
1619
01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:04,198
TICKIE-TICKIE-TICKIE
TICKIE-TICKIE-TICK...
1620
01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:05,166
EEE...
1621
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:06,600
EH...
1622
01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:08,468
AHEM.
1623
01:15:12,207 --> 01:15:13,507
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
1624
01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:19,546
Nick: LEAVE THEM ALONE.
1625
01:15:19,582 --> 01:15:20,914
Harry: THERE HE IS!
1626
01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:23,483
Bill: OH,
ISN'T THAT CHARMING?
1627
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:24,551
NICK WRIGLEY
COMING TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
1628
01:15:24,586 --> 01:15:26,453
BRINGING
THE CHRISTMAS CHEER.
1629
01:15:26,489 --> 01:15:27,721
OH.
1630
01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:29,890
KICKS THE CAR DOOR.
1631
01:15:29,926 --> 01:15:31,925
LOVE THE SANTA SUIT,
NICK.
1632
01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:33,360
ALSO THE LITTLE BAG
OF PRESENTS.
CUTE, YEAH.
1633
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,395
I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE
1634
01:15:35,431 --> 01:15:37,731
THERE'S A PRESENT WORTH
30,000 BUCKS IN YOUR BAG.
1635
01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:39,367
OH, I'VE GOT THINGS
WORTH A LOT MORE
THAN THAT.
1636
01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:41,067
HA HA HA HA!
THE MAN!
1637
01:15:41,103 --> 01:15:42,536
BUT I CAN'T
GIVE THEM TO YOU.
1638
01:15:42,571 --> 01:15:44,404
WHY NOT?
1639
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,007
WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
1640
01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:48,242
YOU 3 BOYS
HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY.
1641
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,510
SECONDLY, THEY'RE...
1642
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:51,478
NOT MINE TO GIVE.
1643
01:15:51,513 --> 01:15:53,380
OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS
ALL MINE FOR A WHILE,
1644
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:56,350
BUT, UH...
1645
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,018
IT'S NOT WORTH
WHAT I'D HAVE TO
GIVE UP TO KEEP IT,
1646
01:15:58,053 --> 01:16:00,287
SO...
1647
01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:03,257
ALL THESE LOVELY THINGS
HAVE TO GO BACK
1648
01:16:03,292 --> 01:16:04,792
TO THE PEOPLE
THEY BELONG TO.
1649
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,627
[LAUGHS]
1650
01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:08,495
YOU BETTER BE
KIDDING, WRIGLEY.
1651
01:16:08,530 --> 01:16:10,797
NO. NO, I'M NOT.
1652
01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:14,234
ELIOT, HE'S ALL YOURS.
1653
01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:17,671
RUN, UNCLE NICK!
1654
01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:19,139
DON'T WORRY, PETER.
1655
01:16:19,174 --> 01:16:20,740
THIS GUY WON'T HURT ME.
1656
01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:23,977
AND WHY WON'T I HURT YOU?
1657
01:16:24,012 --> 01:16:25,279
'CAUSE, FRANKLY, ELIOT,
1658
01:16:25,314 --> 01:16:27,081
DEEP INSIDE,
1659
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:30,051
YOU'RE JUST A SCARED,
UNHAPPY LITTLE MAN.
1660
01:16:30,086 --> 01:16:31,685
HA HA HA HA HA!
1661
01:16:31,721 --> 01:16:33,587
[BILL AND HARRY LAUGHING]
1662
01:16:33,622 --> 01:16:35,389
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
1663
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:36,524
OH, YEAH.
HA HA HA HA HA!
1664
01:16:36,559 --> 01:16:38,225
YEAH.
1665
01:16:38,260 --> 01:16:39,993
AND BECAUSE
I HAVE THIS.
1666
01:16:40,029 --> 01:16:41,828
[ALL LAUGHING]
1667
01:16:46,168 --> 01:16:48,435
OOH HA HA!
1668
01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:50,370
AH HA HA!
THERE WE GO.
1669
01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:54,174
OHH...
1670
01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,176
[LAUGHING IN A TINY VOICE]
1671
01:16:58,514 --> 01:17:01,182
[LAUGHING TRAILS OFF]
1672
01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:03,050
UH-OH.
1673
01:17:03,085 --> 01:17:05,686
DID I MENTION "LITTLE"?
1674
01:17:05,721 --> 01:17:07,955
UH...UH...UH...
1675
01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:09,589
[BOTH GASP]
1676
01:17:11,093 --> 01:17:13,393
MOMMY.
1677
01:17:19,234 --> 01:17:20,134
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
1678
01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:21,201
[TIRES SCREECH]
1679
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,569
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
1680
01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:23,637
REMEMBER,
HE'S MAKIN' A LIST!
1681
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:44,524
YUK-YUK-YUK-YUK-YUK.
1682
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,826
COME HERE.
1683
01:17:45,861 --> 01:17:47,228
HA HA HA HA!
1684
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:48,628
PETER!
1685
01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:57,804
GOOD JOB, NICK.
1686
01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:00,974
OH. HERE.
1687
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:03,176
THANK YOU.
1688
01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:08,748
[VOICE BREAKING]
HO HO HO HO HO...
1689
01:18:08,784 --> 01:18:12,652
[LAUGHING]
1690
01:18:14,657 --> 01:18:16,256
Santa: AH, COME HERE.
1691
01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:19,159
[LAUGHING]
1692
01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:21,662
VERY TOUCHING, YOU GUYS.
1693
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:24,165
BUT THIS WHOLE LOVE FEST
1694
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:25,565
DOESN'T EXACTLY
SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS.
1695
01:18:25,601 --> 01:18:27,001
WHAT PROBLEMS?
1696
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,835
THE SLEIGH IS BROKEN.
1697
01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:31,238
YOU TWO JERKS BLEW OUT
THE ON-BOARD COMPUTER.
1698
01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:32,840
OH, YEAH,
RIGHT.
1699
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:35,375
YEAH.
1700
01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:37,578
WHAT ABOUT HOOKING UP
ONE OF OUR COMPUTERS?
1701
01:18:37,613 --> 01:18:39,446
GREAT, BUT HOW LONG
AN EXTENSION CORD
1702
01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:41,348
DO YOU THINK YOU'D NEED
TO FLY TO THE NORTH POLE?
1703
01:18:42,818 --> 01:18:44,919
WOULD A POWERFUL
LAPTOP WORK?
1704
01:18:44,954 --> 01:18:47,220
MAYBE.
1705
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,193
OH, NO.
1706
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,295
NO.
1707
01:18:55,330 --> 01:18:57,164
NOT LAPPY.
1708
01:19:07,710 --> 01:19:11,211
HO HO HO HO HO!
1709
01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:12,713
THANK YOU, KAITLIN.
1710
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:15,749
HO HO HO HO HO...
1711
01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:18,285
AND, NICK,
THANK YOU FOR LAPPY.
1712
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:21,121
THIS HAS BEEN
A VERY GOOD FIRST STEP
1713
01:19:21,156 --> 01:19:23,123
ON YOUR LONG ROAD
TO REHABILITATION.
1714
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:25,592
WAIT.
HOW LONG DO I...
1715
01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:27,728
ALL RIGHT.
1716
01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,396
ANYWAY,
IT'S ABOUT TIME
1717
01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:30,797
YOU GOT SOMETHING
FOR CHRISTMAS
1718
01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:31,798
BESIDES
MILK AND COOKIES.
1719
01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:34,034
[CHUCKLES]
1720
01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:36,870
AND I'LL TAKE CARE
OF YOUR RETURNS FOR YOU.
1721
01:19:36,905 --> 01:19:38,838
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU'D CARE TO COME ALONG
1722
01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:39,906
AND DO IT YOURSELF?
1723
01:19:39,942 --> 01:19:41,108
UH, SANTA,
1724
01:19:41,143 --> 01:19:42,442
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT,
1725
01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:44,244
BUT, UH...
1726
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:47,113
WE NEED
UNCLE NICK HERE.
1727
01:19:47,149 --> 01:19:48,815
'CAUSE, UH,
WHAT'S CHRISTMAS
1728
01:19:48,851 --> 01:19:50,984
WITHOUT A FAMILY
TO CELEBRATE IT
WITH?
1729
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,854
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'D BETTER BE GOING.
1730
01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,290
NOW, REMEMBER,
1731
01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:58,492
YOU GOTTA KEEP THIS
UNDER YOUR HATS, ALL RIGHT?
1732
01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:00,427
NOT A WORD TO ANYONE.
1733
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,028
RIGHT?
1734
01:20:02,064 --> 01:20:04,164
OK.
1735
01:20:05,935 --> 01:20:07,868
[CLEARS THROAT]
1736
01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:10,870
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO RECONSIDER
1737
01:20:10,906 --> 01:20:13,774
THIS WHOLE "NAUGHTY
AND NICE" TRADITION.
1738
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:16,610
IT'S NOT AS BLACK AND WHITE
AS I THOUGHT.
1739
01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:18,946
AND I HAVE YOU WRIGLEYS
TO THANK FOR THAT.
1740
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:21,982
WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1741
01:20:22,017 --> 01:20:23,417
Kids: MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1742
01:20:23,452 --> 01:20:24,484
Nick: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SANTA.
1743
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:28,288
WELL?
1744
01:20:28,323 --> 01:20:29,656
GIVE US SOME ROOM!
1745
01:20:29,692 --> 01:20:31,025
OOH.
OH.
1746
01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:32,792
SORRY.
1747
01:20:35,030 --> 01:20:36,029
Danny: BYE, SANTA!
1748
01:20:36,065 --> 01:20:36,863
Kaitlin: BYE, SANTA.
1749
01:20:36,899 --> 01:20:38,298
Nick: BYE!
1750
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,233
Kaitlin: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SANTA.
1751
01:20:39,268 --> 01:20:40,167
Danny:
HAVE A NICE TRIP!
1752
01:20:40,202 --> 01:20:41,434
Nick: THANK YOU, SANTA!
1753
01:20:41,470 --> 01:20:43,937
Peter: MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SANTA.
1754
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,356
[CHUCKLES]
1755
01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:04,925
"NOT A CREATURE
WAS STIRRING,
1756
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,327
NOT EVEN A MOUSE."
1757
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:07,761
BOY, DO I FEEL SILLY.
1758
01:21:07,797 --> 01:21:09,629
JUST A SECOND.
1759
01:21:31,954 --> 01:21:34,120
I ALREADY GOT
MY BIG PRESENT.
1760
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:36,723
MM.
1761
01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:00,880
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
1762
01:22:05,487 --> 01:22:06,720
[DOOR SLAMS]
1763
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:08,822
[BELLS JINGLING]
1764
01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:11,491
[FOOTSTEPS COMING DOWNSTAIRS]
1765
01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:13,293
[LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]
1766
01:22:13,328 --> 01:22:14,861
UNCLE NICK, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
1767
01:22:14,896 --> 01:22:17,364
IT'S TIME FOR PRESENTS.
1768
01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:20,000
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S CHRISTMAS TODAY.
1769
01:22:20,035 --> 01:22:22,035
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
1770
01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:23,870
Abby: OH,
MERRY CHRISTMAS, NICK.
1771
01:22:23,905 --> 01:22:25,138
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1772
01:22:25,173 --> 01:22:26,573
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1773
01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:28,041
YEAH.
1774
01:22:28,076 --> 01:22:29,977
[EVERYONE LAUGHING
AND TALKING]
1775
01:22:30,012 --> 01:22:31,645
John: WHAT TIME IS IT?
1776
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:32,546
Kaitlin: DADDY,
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.
1777
01:22:32,581 --> 01:22:34,181
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
1778
01:22:34,216 --> 01:22:36,083
OH, WHAT'S THAT ONE?
OH, GOSH.
1779
01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:37,751
FOR ME? THANK YOU.
1780
01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,586
I THINK
YOU GOT ONE HERE.
1781
01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,655
OOH!
THANK YOU.
1782
01:22:41,691 --> 01:22:43,023
THERE YOU GO.
1783
01:22:43,058 --> 01:22:46,226
WHO'S THIS FROM?
1784
01:22:46,261 --> 01:22:47,895
Peter: THAT'S FOR YOU.
1785
01:22:47,930 --> 01:22:50,097
YEAH. THIS--THIS--
THAT'S FOR YOU.
1786
01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:51,665
Abby:
THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
1787
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:54,034
"MERRY CHRISTMAS,
MOM AND DAD.
1788
01:22:54,069 --> 01:22:56,536
I OWE YOU
ONE PRESENT."
1789
01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:58,138
THAT'S, UH...
1790
01:22:58,173 --> 01:22:59,706
THAT'S LOVELY.
1791
01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:03,043
Danny: I--I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO GET YOU.
1792
01:23:03,078 --> 01:23:04,844
YEAH...
1793
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,846
I TOLD YOU
WHAT I WANT.
1794
01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:08,081
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
DANNY.
1795
01:23:08,116 --> 01:23:08,849
Danny: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.
1796
01:23:08,884 --> 01:23:11,050
YOU OPEN UP THAT ONE.
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE THAT.
1797
01:23:11,086 --> 01:23:13,586
[UNWRAPPING PRESENT]
1798
01:23:13,622 --> 01:23:15,622
Peter: UNCLE NICK,
I FOUND ONE FOR YOU.
1799
01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:16,590
FOR ME?
1800
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:17,657
YEAH.
1801
01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:19,159
OK. GREAT.
1802
01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:20,393
TOSS IT.
1803
01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:24,598
UHH!
1804
01:23:24,633 --> 01:23:28,068
GEE, IT'S TOO BIG.
1805
01:23:28,103 --> 01:23:30,103
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON THERE, PAL.
1806
01:23:34,076 --> 01:23:35,308
Nick: OH, WOW.
1807
01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:39,780
IT'S MY GUITAR.
1808
01:23:39,815 --> 01:23:43,149
THE ONE FROM
McCUSACK'S MUSIC STORE.
1809
01:23:43,184 --> 01:23:44,651
Kaitlin:
OH, LOOK, A CARD.
1810
01:23:44,687 --> 01:23:46,119
YOU FORGOT
TO READ IT.
1811
01:23:49,124 --> 01:23:51,191
"TO MY FAVORITE NAUGHTY BOY.
1812
01:23:51,226 --> 01:23:52,793
"SORRY FOR THE DELAY,
1813
01:23:52,828 --> 01:23:54,728
"BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
1814
01:23:54,764 --> 01:23:56,463
LOVE, SANTA."
1815
01:24:06,342 --> 01:24:09,909
OH.
1816
01:24:09,945 --> 01:24:12,145
PLAY IT, UNCLE NICK.
1817
01:24:12,181 --> 01:24:13,913
YEAH. YEAH,
COME ON, PLAY IT.
1818
01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:15,281
PLEASE?
1819
01:24:15,316 --> 01:24:17,150
John: COME ON,
PLAY IT, NICK.
1820
01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,718
All: COME ON.
1821
01:24:18,754 --> 01:24:20,520
Peter: PLEASE?
1822
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:27,126
NO. NO, ACTUALLY
I BETTER NOT.
1823
01:24:27,162 --> 01:24:29,362
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO SELL THIS AX
1824
01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:30,296
TO PAY OFF
SOME OF MY DEBTS.
1825
01:24:32,767 --> 01:24:34,267
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA SELL IT TODAY.
1826
01:24:34,302 --> 01:24:35,368
SO, COME ON,
BIG ROCK STAR,
1827
01:24:35,403 --> 01:24:37,203
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
1828
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,505
YEAH, COME ON.
THE KIDS HAVE NEVER
HEARD YOU PLAY.
1829
01:24:38,540 --> 01:24:40,173
COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET'S GO. COME ON!
1830
01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,941
TO THE SOFA.
1831
01:24:41,977 --> 01:24:42,875
John: EVERYBODY
ON THE SOFA.
1832
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,277
ALL RIGHT.
1833
01:24:44,312 --> 01:24:45,946
Peter: COME ON
ON THE SOFA!
1834
01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:48,481
OH! THAT'S GREAT.
1835
01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:53,153
John: YEAH!
1836
01:24:53,188 --> 01:24:54,621
Abby: WHOO!
1837
01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:01,694
[CLEARS THROAT]
1838
01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:04,764
[CLEARS THROAT]
OK, IT'S, UH...
1839
01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,266
BEEN A LITTLE WHILE
SINCE I'VE--
1840
01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:07,901
OH, COME ON.
ROCK AND ROLL!
1841
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,436
NO EXCUSES.
1842
01:25:09,471 --> 01:25:11,137
[STRUMS GUITAR]
1843
01:25:14,076 --> 01:25:19,479
[PLAYS JINGLE BELLS BADLY]
1844
01:25:29,992 --> 01:25:33,293
[PROFESSIONAL RIFFING]
1845
01:25:33,328 --> 01:25:34,861
YEAH!
1846
01:25:34,896 --> 01:25:37,263
WHOO!
1847
01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:38,464
ALL RIGHT!
1848
01:25:43,238 --> 01:25:47,574
OH, WHAT A HOT DOG.
WHAT A HOT DOG.
1849
01:25:47,609 --> 01:25:48,675
John: WHOO!
1850
01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:51,879
Abby: WHOO! YEAH!
1851
01:25:51,914 --> 01:25:54,314
John: GO, NICK!
GO, NICK! GO, NICK!
1852
01:25:54,349 --> 01:25:55,715
WHOO!
1853
01:26:00,388 --> 01:26:02,522
Danny: 'TWAS THE MORNING
OF CHRISTMAS,
1854
01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:05,291
THE END OF OUR TALE.
1855
01:26:05,327 --> 01:26:08,194
SANTA BROUGHT
ALL THE STUFF BACK,
1856
01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:12,498
MY UNCLE NICK
DIDN'T GO TO JAIL.
1857
01:26:12,534 --> 01:26:15,535
AND I'VE LEARNED
THE BEST GIFT OF CHRISTMAS,
1858
01:26:15,570 --> 01:26:17,704
COMES AT NO PRICE.
1859
01:26:17,739 --> 01:26:20,640
IT'S TO BE
WITH YOUR FAMILY,
1860
01:26:20,675 --> 01:26:24,310
WHETHER YOU'RE
NAUGHTY OR NICE.
1861
01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:28,581
SO THAT'S THE END
OF OUR STORY.
1862
01:26:28,617 --> 01:26:30,917
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.
1863
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:38,124
[MUSIC BEGINS]
1864
01:26:48,136 --> 01:26:50,837
♪ I SAW SANTA
ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE ♪
1865
01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,039
♪ HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE
WITH HIS SLEIGH ♪
1866
01:26:53,075 --> 01:26:55,042
♪ SO I GAVE HIM A PUSH ♪
1867
01:26:55,077 --> 01:26:56,710
♪ AND HIS SLED
STARTED FLYING ♪
1868
01:26:56,745 --> 01:26:59,545
♪ AND THIS IS
WHAT SANTA SAID ♪
1869
01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:02,748
♪ HE SAID, "HEY, LITTLE BOY,
WHAT DO YOU NEED?" ♪
1870
01:27:02,784 --> 01:27:11,791
♪ SANTA I WANT EVERYTHING,
GIVE IT TO ME ♪
1871
01:27:23,605 --> 01:27:25,071
♪ HE SAID,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ♪
1872
01:27:25,106 --> 01:27:27,073
♪ UNDER YOUR TREE?" ♪
1873
01:27:27,108 --> 01:27:29,776
♪ SANTA I WANT EVERYTHING,
GIVE IT TO ME ♪
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