Original subtitles

Narrator: ONE YEAR AGO,

A POWERFUL BROODWARRIOR INVASION FORCE

ATTACKED THE PLANET TRELKAS.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Narrator: THE TRELKINS, A TINY, PEACEFUL RACE,

FOUGHT BRAVELY,

BUT THEY WERE NO MATCH FOR THEIR RUTHLESS ENEMIES.

THEY SOON FACED EXTINCTION.

IN A DESPERATE EFFORT TO SAVE THEIR PEOPLE,

TRELKIN SCIENTISTS CONSTRUCTED A SECRET WEAPON

WHICH THEY HOPED WOULD TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE.

BUT TIME WAS RUNNING OUT.

[CONSOLE BEEPS]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Boy: FIGHT!

Boy: WHAT'D I DO?

WHAT'D YOU DO? YOU'RE TRESPASSING.

THIS IS MY SIDE OF THE BLACKTOP, BUTT-WIPE.

I DIDN'T HEAR YOU ASK PERMISSION TO CROSS.

I GOT TO ASK PERMISSION?

YEAH. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NEW,

WHAT, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT?

YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL?

NO, I--I DIDN'T KNOW.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

IGNORANCE OF THE LAW IS NO EXCUSE.

OW!

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CUT IT OUT!

I SAID, HOW DO YOU PLEAD?

GUILTY. I WON'T GO ON YOUR SIDE AGAIN.

WRONG. DON'T GO ANYWHERE ON THE BLACKTOP.

FROM NOW ON, YOU EAT ON THE GIRLS' SIDE.

Children: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[SPITS]

SAVED YOUR PLACE.

BOYS, HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO TOSS HIS COOKIES.

JEEZ, TALK ABOUT ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER.

[GASPS]

UH-OH.

YOU ARE U.S.D.A. CHOICE DEAD MEAT.

THAT'S ENOUGH. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? HUH?

MANFRED?

[LAUGHTER]

NO, REALLY, I'D LIKE A RESPONSE.

WE WERE JUST FOOLING AROUND, THAT'S ALL.

SPENCER?

UH, YEAH.

JUST MESSING AROUND.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

OK, EVERYBODY, BACK INSIDE.

THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME

YOU'VE PULLED THIS KIND OF THING,

BUT IT BETTER BE THE LAST.

YEAH.

Boy: YEAH, RIGHT.

ARE YOU OK?

I'LL LIVE.

Girl: YOU'RE KIDDING.

Girl: I KNOW.

SOMEBODY LIKES YOU.

OH, YOU'RE STYLIN'.

YEAH, RIGHT.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

OK, THIS PRETTY GUY

GENERATES A STREAM OF ACID IN HIS ABDOMEN.

HE FIRES THIS STUFF AT HIS PREDATORS.

THINK OF IT AS A REALLY GNARLY FART.

[LAUGHTER]

OK.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, WE ALL KNOW BATS USE ECHOLOCATION.

REMEMBER? THEY EMIT AN ULTRAHIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL,

THEN SIT BACK AND LISTEN FOR THE SOUND WAVES

TO BOUNCE OFF THINGS IT WANTS TO CHOW DOWN ON.

OK? IN THIS CASE, MR. TIGER MOTH COMES ALONG.

YUM. ONLY PROBLEM IS,

HE EMITS HIS OWN CLICKING SOUND,

WHICH JAMS THE BAT'S RADAR SO BADLY

THE CONFUSED BAT THINKS THE TIGER MOTH DISAPPEARED.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

AND IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO DISAPPEAR,

SO DISAPPEAR.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

DON'T FORGET YOUR STUFF.

MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR.

HE'S AWESOME.

ESPECIALLY, THE LAST ISSUE--

RADICAL CHROMIUM COVER.

DO YOU HAVE IT?

UM...

UH-HUH.

WELL...

SEE YOU.

NO, NO, NO.

HEY, SPENCE, WOULD YOU HANG OUT WITH ME A SEC?

I NEED A HAND WITH SOMETHING.

SURE.

I USED TO BE SCARED TO DEATH OF SPIDERS.

HOLD STILL NOW.

HUH. WOW.

YEAH. I ALMOST FAINTED ONCE

WHEN A LITTLE GARDEN SPIDER

CRAWLED INTO MY BEDROOM.

HUH. WOW.

YEAH. I TOLD MY DAD ABOUT IT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?

UH-UH.

HE BOUGHT ME A TARANTULA, JUST LIKE LEO G THERE.

Spencer: STAY.

HE KNEW I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY TARANTULA'S WATER,

AND THAT MEANT STICKING MY HAND IN THE TERRARIUM.

IF I DIDN'T GIVE HIM WATER, THE TARANTULA WOULD DIE.

MY DAD FIGURED I COULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN,

EVEN TO A SPIDER.

HE WAS RIGHT.

I STUCK MY HAND IN THAT TERRARIUM.

OH, THAT FIRST TIME,

OH, MAN, I WAS SO SCARED.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT GOT EASIER.

PRETTY SOON, I WASN'T EVEN SCARED ANYMORE.

IN FACT, I GOT SO INTO SPIDERS,

I STARTED STUDYING ABOUT THEM,

AND I FOUND SCIENCE,

AND I BECAME THE WORLD'S GREATEST SCIENCE TEACHER.

COOL.

THANK YOU.

OK. THERE YOU GO, LEO G--

GOOD AS NEW.

THE POINT IS,

IF YOU RUN AWAY FROM THINGS YOU'RE SCARED OF,

IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER.

THE FEAR DOESN'T GO AWAY.

IN FACT, IT JUST GETS WORSE.

TRUST ME.

IT KIND OF DOESN'T MATTER, YOU KNOW,

WHETHER IT'S BULLIES OR SPIDERS OR...

GIRLS.

OK?

THANKS, MISS HALLOWAY.

EH, ANYTIME.

Boy: HURRY UP.

Boy: WAIT UP, MAN.

HI, MR. NELSON.

HI, JANINE.

[BARKS]

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

FACE YOUR FEARS.

SO, YOU LIKE MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR?

SO, YOU LIKE MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR?

SO, YOU LIKE MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR?

SO, YOU LIKE MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR?

THE KID IN SCIENCE?

I THINK HIS NAME IS DOC.

HE'S A TOTAL GOOBER.

HI.

SO, WHAT ABOUT THE FAIR TONIGHT?

I HEAR IT'S GOING TO BE A TOTAL GEEK CONVENTION.

I WOULDN'T MIND DOING THE FAIR.

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST GUY

THAT TRIED TO TAKE ME ON?

HE GETS HIS FOOD THROUGH A PLASTIC TUBE.

AAH! LET GO!

WHERE WERE WE?

OH, YEAH. I WAS ABOUT TO KICK YOUR BUTT.

UHH!

NICE ONE. 10 POINTS.

DIDN'T EVEN TAP HIM.

HO HO.

I'M GOING TO TEAR YOUR ARMS OFF!

[FLIES BUZZ]

Manfred: YOU'RE DEAD!

SHH SHH SHH.

Manfred: COME ON, GUYS, OVER HERE.

Boy: I THINK HE WENT THAT WAY.

[GASPS FOR BREATH]

[FLIES BUZZ]

UHH.

[FLY BUZZING]

[CAR HONKS HORN]

SPENCE, I TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME IF I WAS LATE.

I WAITED FOREVER.

NEXT TIME, I'LL BRING FOOD AND WATER.

OH, COME ON.

JULIE. JULIE, HI, IT'S ROLAND.

OK.

[SNIFFS]

YOU BEEN PLAYING IN THE GARBAGE?

NO, NO, NOT YOU, TOM.

YEAH, YEAH, WHAT'S THE STORY?

UH-HUH.

TOMORROW MORNING?

NO, NO, NO, IT'S NO PROBLEM, TOM. NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

I JUST HAVE TO SWING BY THE OFFICE

TO OUTPUT THE RENDERINGS.

UH-HUH.

NO. I KNOW YOU'RE COUNTING ON ME, TOM.

AND LISTEN, IF YOU'RE EVER LET DOWN,

IT WON'T BE BY ME, OK?

ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.

[SIGHS]

I'M AFRAID YOU AND STACEY ARE GOING TO HAVE TO--

ORDER PIZZA.

YEAH, LOOK, I'M SORRY, BUDDY,

BUT FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS ON THE NEW JOB,

I HAVE TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

OK?

Father: STACEY--

BUT, DAD, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

I CAN'T BABY-SIT THE SCAB JUICE TONIGHT.

REALLY? WHY NOT?

'CAUSE KEVIN'S PICKING ME UP IN 45 MINUTES.

KEVIN? WHO'S KEVIN?

KNOCK, KNOCK.

HE'S ONLY THE GUY I'VE BEEN GOING OUT WITH

FOR, LIKE, THE LAST 2 WEEKS.

OK, OK. WHATEVER, WHATEVER.

LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.

RESCHEDULE?

DAD, THIS ISN'T A CONFERENCE CALL!

IT'S A DATE!

AHH.

UHH!

[CAR LEAVES]

[DOOR OPENS]

A LITTLE SURVIVAL TIP--

STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

[LOW RUMBLE]

WHOA.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

KNOCK, KNOCK.

I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE GUYS OVER

UNLESS MY DAD IS PHYSICALLY IN THE HOUSE.

I MEAN, COME ON, THAT ISN'T, LIKE, HEADLINE NEWS, OK?

KEVIN. NO.

I CANNOT SNEAK OUT. YOU KNOW THAT. NO.

HA. NO, I CANNOT LOCK HIM UP AND LEAVE.

[DOG BARKING]

SPENCER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

OH, MY...

[HITS SHIP]

WEIRD.

WHAT IS THIS?

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

HELLO?

[GARBLED SPEECH]

HELLO?

YOU CAN TALK?

YOU CAN TALK?

OF COURSE I CAN TALK.

OF COURSE I CAN TALK.

CUT IT OUT.

CUT IT OUT.

LANGUAGE DATA REORIENTED TO ENGLISH--

MEMBER WEST GERMANIC GROUP

OF GERMANIC SUBFAMILY

OF THE INDO-EUROPEAN FAMILY

OF EARTH LANGUAGES.

PROCEED WITH QUERY.

ARE YOU, LIKE, AN ALIEN CREATURE?

NONFACTUAL.

I AM NOT BIOTIC IN ORIGIN.

A ROBOT?

PARTIALLY FACTUAL.

I AM NOT DESIGNED FOR INDEPENDENT MOTION.

A BIOTIC HOST IS REQUIRED.

BIOTIC HOST?

GENERALLY, AN ADVANCED LIFE FORM

REQUIRING TRANSPORT.

DO YOUREQUIRE TRANSPORT?

TRANSPORT WHERE?

PLEASE AMPLIFY QUERY.

OK.

I REQUIRE TRANSPORT.

[MECHANICAL WHIR]

UTILIZE ACCESS RAMP.

READY TO ACCEPT BIOTIC HOST.

I'M SUPPOSED TO CLIMB UP?

THAT IS THE GENERALLY ACCEPTED METHOD.

WELL...

I GUESS MY LIFE CAN'T GET MUCH WORSE.

WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET ME GO!

LET ME GO!

AAH!

NO!

LET ME GO!

SOMEBODY!

HELP!

[ELECTRICAL BUZZING]

LOOK, LET ME GO.

I--I'M AN ADVANCED LIFE FORM,

AND I'M GIVING YOU AN ORDER!

CYBORSUIT ENTRY COMPLETE.

AAH!

ACTIVATING VIEWSCREEN ARRAY.

ACTIVATING NEURAL INTERCEPTORS.

WHAT? NEURAL WHAT?

COMMENCING WITH SYNAPTIC INTERCEPTION.

WHAT? WAIT.

I--I WANT TO KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO HURT.

AAH!

ACTIVATING MOTION DRIVERS.

[ACCELERATING BEEPING]

AAH!

AAH!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

OK.

OK, TAKE IT EASY.

HEY.

IT DOES WHAT I DO.

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING?

Cyborsuit: CEREBRAL INTERFACE

INTERCEPTS AND INTERPRETS

BIOTIC HOST BRAIN SIGNALS.

INTENSE.

OK. LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO WITH FEET.

CHECK IT OUT.

I'M SHAQUILLE O'NEAL.

WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

OK, OK. TURN, TURN.

Cyborsuit: PLEASE EXERCISE CAUTION.

[CYBORSUIT GROANS]

OH.

THIS IS EASY.

I TAKE A STEP, YOU TAKE A STEP.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

HE CAN WALK.

THIS IS WAY COOL.

Cyborsuit: ADJUSTING THERMAL ENVIRONMENT.

TURN IT OFF!

TURN IT OFF!

ACTUATED.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, BROIL ME?

BIOTIC HOST REQUESTED TEMPERATURE ADJUSTMENT.

"COOL" DOESN'T MEAN "COOL." IT MEANS...

JUST FORGET IT.

ERASING MEMORY ARRAY--

NO! DON'T ERASE ANYTHING.

ERASURE ABORTED.

THANK YOU.

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A TEST DRIVE.

♪ THAT'S RIGHT

♪ YOU DON'T KNOW

♪ WHAT WE CAN SEE

♪ WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DREAMS TO ME? ♪

♪ THE FANTASY IS GONNA SET YOU FREE ♪

WHOO!

♪ YOU DON'T KNOW

♪ WHAT WE CAN FIND

♪ WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME, UH-HUH ♪

♪ ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE? ♪

♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES

♪ LOOK INSIDE NOW

♪ LET THE SOUND TAKE YOU AWAY ♪

I COULD GET USED TO THIS.

WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU WERE?

MY FULL CLASSIFICATION

IS A PHASE ONE

CLOSE-ASSAULT CYBORSUIT.

ASSAULT?

YOU MEAN LIKE IN FIGHTING?

FACTUAL.

MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS COMBAT ENHANCEMENT.

COMBAT ENHANCEMENT?

[POWER TOOL BUZZING]

Manfred: YEAH!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

YEAH! WHOO-HOO!

AAH!

[LAUGHS]

Manfred: WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

UHH. KID'S GOING TO DRIVE ME TO DRINK.

Manfred: YEAH!

[LAUGHS]

TURBO!

HEY!

[LAUGHS]

[MAN HONKS HORN]

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU

NOT TO FOOL AROUND IN THE CUSTOMERS' CARS?

JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES, DAD.

NOW!

DAD, JUST A FEW MINUTES.

NOW. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO COME BACK AGAIN.

HMM. "JUST ONE KID," SHE SAYS.

"WE CAN HANDLE ONE KID."

NO PROBLEM. RIGHT.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

YEAH!

[LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS]

THERE'S A GREEN FLAG!

TURBO MOVES OUT IN FRONT.

[IMITATES REVVING ENGINE]

[IMITATES BRAKES]

TAKING THE CAR TO 180.

YEAH! ANYBODY TANK?

NO. HE TOTALS THE CAR.

HEY.

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT THE--

AAH!

[LAUGHS]

WHAT THE--

UHH! AAH!

AAH!

[BUZZING]

AAH!

AAH!

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[HUMS CIRCUS MUSIC]

AAH! NO!

AAH!

AAH!

NOW THE FREE-FLYING TURBO!

[GASPS FOR BREATH]

[MOANS]

THANK YOU.

[SIGHS]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

HUH?

WHO ARE YOU?

THERE IS NO ESCAPE, EARTHLING.

WHAT? GET AWAY FROM ME!

[LAUGHS]

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOUR BRAIN.

DAD!

OH!

[LAUGHS]

AAH!

AAH!

HELP!

IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS.

[CATCHES BREATH]

GOING SOMEWHERE?

NO! NO, PLEASE.

YOU ARE U.S.A.D.--

NO, U.S.D.A.

ER, U.S.D.A. CHOICE DEAD MEAT.

DON'T TAKE MY BRAIN!

I CAN GET YOU LOTS OF BRAINS! LEAVE ME ALONE!

DON'T! NO! COME ON!

PLEASE!

OH, NO!

AAH!

DON'T!

AAH!

[GROANS]

CRAP.

Spencer: SLAM DUNK.

HA HA! I BET HE MOVES TO ANOTHER COUNTRY.

GOING UP.

WHOA!

WHOA. AAH!

HELLO, CRYSTAL BLUFF.

HERE'S THE NEW KID IN TOWN.

LET'S SEE. WHO ELSE SHOULD I ABUSE?

Cyborsuit: WHY DID BIOTIC HOST

NOT DESTROY ENEMY?

COME ON. I DIDN'T WANT TO DESTROY HIM.

I JUST WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, SCARE HIM.

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

FOR FUN.

AMPLIFY FUN.

UM...

FUN IS DOING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD,

LIKE WATCHING TURBO CRAP HIS PANTS.

SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH.

AMPLIFY LAUGH.

WHAT YOU DO WHEN SOMETHING'S FUNNY.

UH, LIKE, UH...

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO FEET?

INSUFFICIENT DATA.

[IMITATES BUZZER] WRONG. GROUND BEEF. GET IT?

THAT WAS A JOKE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT THIS POINT.

SOME LAUGHTER WOULD BE GOOD.

LAUGHTER?

YOU KNOW--HEE HEE HEE, HA HA HA, HO HO HO.

GET IT NOW?

I AM NOT CERTAIN--

[ALARM SOUNDS]

HEY! HEY, WHAT IS THAT?

POWER CORE OVERLOAD.

EXPLOSION IMMINENT.

EXPLOSION? WHAT EXPLOSION?

[ALARM STOPS]

YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

FOR FUN.

HA HA HA!

HO HO HO!

I HAVE MASTERED THE CONCEPT OF FUN.

[LAUGHS]

[TV ON]

Woman on TV: AAH!

Man on TV: IS THAT ME GOLD?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

I'M A LEPRECHAUN, ME DEAR.

HERE.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, RIGHT?

AH.

ME POWERS ARE RETURNING. HA HA HA!

SOUNDS LIKE ME GOLD.

KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

COME OUTSIDE.

NO, I CAN'T. I TOLD YOU ALREADY.

COME ON, JUST FOR A SECOND. HURRY UP.

HURRY UP.

OHH.

OH, MY GOD.

I PICKED IT UP THIS AFTERNOON.

PAID FOR IT AND EVERYTHING.

I HAVE BEEN SAVING FOR A WHILE.

BRAND-NEW?

IT'S PRE-OWNED. YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

I CAN'T, KEVIN. I TOLD YOU.

I'M BABY-SITTING THE FUNGUS.

OH, COME ON. JUST GO AROUND THE BLOCK.

NO ONE WILL KNOW YOU'RE GONE.

I WANT TO BREAK IT IN WITH YOU.

[CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYING]

[CARNIVAL BARKER TALKING]

Spencer: WELL, THIS IS THE FALL FAIR.

SHE'S IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

Cyborsuit: BIOTIC HOST SEEKS TO MATE

WITH FEMALE MICHELLE EBERHART?

MATE? PLEASE. I DON'T WANT TO MATE WITH HER.

I JUST LIKE HER, THAT'S ALL.

IF I COULD TALK TO HER, I'D TELL HER.

Cyborsuit: WHY CAN EARTH BIOTIC

NOT COMMUNICATE WITH FEMALE BIOTIC?

BECAUSE I'M A CHICKEN.

NONFACTUAL.

A CHICKEN IS A WIDELY DOMESTICATED EARTH FOWL.

I KNOW WHAT A CHICKEN LOOKS LIKE.

I MEAN, I'M TOO SCARED TO TALK TO HER.

I--I TENSE UP. IT'S A MALFUNCTION.

THEN WHAT IS OUR MISSION HERE?

I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING, OK?

OK.

Spencer: MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

I DON'T SEE HER ANYWHERE.

Spencer: WHOOPS. BETTER STAY LOW.

Cyborsuit: SO THIS IS EARTH BIOTIC MATING RITUAL.

YOU USED THE "M" WORD AGAIN.

[CYBORSUIT GROWLS]

Spencer: DEFINITELY A BAD IDEA.

WE'LL NEVER FIND HER IN ALL THIS.

COOL.

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

Cyborsuit: NEURAL INTERCEPTOR

INTERPRETS BIOTIC HOST'S CEREBRAL SYNAPSES.

YOU READ MY MIND?

FACTUAL.

THE IMAGE IS TARGETED.

GRAPHIC ANALYSIS IN PROGRESS.

ALL BIO-FORMS NOW BEING SCANNED.

Man: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Woman: I'M TIRED OF THIS.

Cyborsuit: TARGET ACQUIRED.

CHILL OUT. WE'RE NOT GONNA BLOW HER AWAY.

I DON'T WANT MYSELF CLONED.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, MIKA?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

I WISH TO RUN

A PROFITABLE T-SHIRT BUSINESS.

T-SHIRT BUSINESS?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA RIDE NEXT?

THE OCTOPUS.

OH, LOOK AT THE ROCK-O-PLANE.

WHOA. THAT'S NASTY.

WHOA.

IT'LL MAKE ME DIZZY.

IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU DIZZY.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Woman: WHAT'S THAT?

Man: I WON IT AT THE DIME TOSS.

CAN I KEEP IT?

NO.

I WANT IT. PLEASE.

Man: LET'S GO, GIRLS. YOU'RE NEXT.

LET'S HUSTLE IT UP NOW.

Cyborsuit: DEFENSE SYSTEMS ALERTED.

ACTIVATING PHASE-BOLT IMPELLERS.

HOSTILE BIOTIC DETECTED.

INITIATING AUTO-COMBAT MODE.

WAIT, THAT'S NOT A HOSTILE--

TARGET ACQUIRED.

HEY!

HEY!

Cyborsuit: TARGET SERVICED.

HOSTILE BIO-FORM SCAN NOW IN PROGRESS.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

TARGET ACQUIRED.

PHASE-BOLT IMPELLERS ON SEARCH AND DESTROY.

TARGET ACQUIRED.

TARGET ACQUIRED.

MAKE IT STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

AMPLIFY COMMAND.

OH, HEY!

IS THIS PART OF RIDE?

Spencer: MICHELLE.

TARGET ACQUIRED.

CEASE FIRE!

AAH! AAH!

NO!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

YOU KNOW,

SAVING PEOPLE IS A LOT MORE FUN THAN SCARING THEM.

ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T A MATING RITUAL?

A LITTLE PRIVACY.

GRR.

[SIRENS]

UH-OH.

WE BETTER HIT THE ROAD.

WE MUST STRIKE THE ASPHALT.

I MEAN, LEAVE! GET OUT OF HERE!

RECOMMEND ESCAPE TACTIC ONE.

ROGER.

WHO IS ROGER?

DO IT!

Cyborsuit: ESCAPE ANALYSIS COMPLETE.

CONTACT IN 5, 4...

HOLD IT!

JUST WHAT IS ESCAPE TACTIC NUMBER--

ONE.

WHOA!

Spencer: AAH!

[MEOW]

[MEOW]

[MEOW]

SHALL WE REVIEW STOPPING PROCEDURES?

Spencer: LATER.

YOU MIND TELLING ME

WHAT WAS SHOOTING OUT OF MY ARMS?

HIGH MAGNITUDE PHASE BOLT DISRUPTER BURSTS.

BUT WHY DID THEY GO OFF?

MY DEFENSE SYSTEMS DETECTED THE PRESENCE

OF A HOSTILE BIOTIC.

WHAT?

THAT WAS BERT THE T-REX, YOU IDIOT!

A GUY IN A COSTUME!

NOT SOME HOSTILE BIOTIC!

THE CONFIGURATION MATCHES A HOSTILE LIFE FORM

FOUND ON HELGIS 5.

HELLO! THIS IS EARTH! THIS IS NOT HELGIS 5!

JEEZ, I THOUGHT WE WERE CLEAR ON THIS!

YOU COULD HAVE WASTED MICHELLE EBERHART.

WHAT KIND OF CYBORSUIT ARE YOU?

OH!

OHH!

I AM A PROTOTYPE.

MY DESIGNERS WERE IN THE PROCESS

OF FINALIZING KEY SYSTEMS WHEN I WAS JETTISONED.

NOW YOU TELL ME.

I HAVE NOTED THE MISIDENTIFICATION.

IT WILL NOT OCCUR AGAIN.

IT'S OK.

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED AT YOU.

WE COULD HAVE HURT SOMEONE, YOU KNOW?

UNDERSTOOD.

[SIRENS APPROACHING]

Spencer: OK, TIME TO MAKE SOME RULES.

FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN'T SHOOT ANYTHING

UNLESS I SAY "SIMON SAYS" FIRST.

Cyborsuit: "SIMON SAYS" PREFIX LOGGED.

AND YOU CAN RELAX.

THIS IS CRYSTAL BLUFF.

THERE AREN'T ANY HOSTILE BIOTICS HERE.

30 MINUTES. YEAH, RIGHT.

OH, MAN.

[RUMBLING]

[EXPLOSION]

MAN.

[COUGHING]

HELLO?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

IS ANYONE IN THERE?

DO YOU NEED HELP?

HELLO?

[GROWLING]

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

Spencer: OK.

NICE AND EASY.

REAL GENTLE.

DOING GOOD.

EXCELLENT.

GRACEFUL.

HOPE MY SISTER DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

Cyborsuit: THERMAL TRACERS DETECT NO--

SHH.

[QUIETER] THERMAL TRACERS

DETECT NO BIOTICS WITHIN EARTH DWELLING.

YOU MEAN NO ONE'S HOME?

FACTUAL.

SHE MUST BE OUT LOOKING FOR ME.

DAD'S GONNA HAVE A COW.

THE COW WITH NO LEGS?

YEAH, SAME ONE.

ANYWAY, THIS IS MY ROOM.

THAT'S A POSTER OF THE THING.

LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY SISTER.

THAT'S MY CLOSET.

HMM.

I GUESS YOU'D NEVER FIT IN THERE.

AH, THIS IS MY BED,

WHERE I SLEEP.

THAT'S MY COMPUTER.

KIND OF A DUMB VERSION OF YOU.

OH, HERE'S A COMIC BOOK.

IT'S CALLED THE MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR.

HE'S A SUPERHERO.

SUPERHERO?

YEAH. HE FIGHTS BAD GUYS, SAVES PEOPLE.

HE'S PRETTY COOL.

WHAT IS THIS IMAGE?

THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME AND MY FAMILY

ON A FISHING TRIP.

IT'S ME,

MY DAD, STACEY, AND...

MY MOM.

MY MOM DIED 2 YEARS AGO.

WHY DID SHE CEASE TO FUNCTION?

SHE GOT SICK.

IT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE.

NOW IT'S JUST THE THREE OF US.

WE DON'T GO FISHING ANYMORE.

I REALLY MISS HER.

I SURE WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER AGAIN.

MOM?

THANKS.

Cyborsuit: YOU'RE WELCOME.

Spencer: WE BETTER FIND SOMEPLACE TO HIDE YOU.

GOOD THING THERE'S NO ONE HOME.

YOU MAKE SOME SERIOUS NOISE.

DON'T YOU HAVE, LIKE, A STEALTH MODE OR SOMETHING?

Cyborsuit: WE ARE IN STEALTH MODE.

REAL STEALTHY.

BOY. SERIOUS MUNCHIE ATTACK.

I JUST REALIZED I'M STARVING.

BIOTIC HOST IS NOT STARVING.

I'M REALLY HUNGRY, OK?

OK.

I'M JUST GONNA CHECK OUT THE FRIDGE.

EASY NOW.

OK, LET'S SEE.

BYPASS ANYTHING DAD MIGHT HAVE COOKED,

ANYTHING STACEY MIGHT HAVE TOUCHED.

THAT LEAVES...

PIZZA.

I'LL JUST CLEAR A LITTLE PATH.

WHOOPS. I'LL GET THAT.

OW!

THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

HEY, HELLO, U-TURN.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I CAN'T SEE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

Cyborsuit: WE ARE CHECKING OUT THE FRIDGE.

OW! WHAT WAS THAT?

INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR RESPONSE.

WHOA!

AAH!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

KEVIN, COME ON.

I GOTTA GET HOME.

HUH? WHY?

'CAUSE SPENCER'S AT HOME ALL BY HIMSELF.

HE'S JUST A LITTLE KID.

WHAT COULD HAPPEN?

Spencer: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHOA!

AAH!

Spencer: I DON'T WANT TO LOOK.

I CAN'T LOOK.

I GOTTA LOOK.

PERHAPS WE SHOULD HIT THE ROAD AGAIN.

Woman: SATURN RINGS, PLUTO PIE,

AND A CENTAURI SODA.

THERE YOU GO, SIR.

THANKS. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

WELCOME TO BURGER WORLD. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

Cyborsuit: A NEBULA BURGER,

SATURN FRIES,

AND A MOON SHAKE.

THAT COMES TO 4.16.

DRIVE TO THE PICK-UP WINDOW, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

4.16...

PLEASE.

"I.O.U."?

HEY!

Spencer: I GUESS I CAN ADD MY DAD

TO THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HATE ME.

Cyborsuit: I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT YOUR FATHER HATES YOU.

OH, YEAH? WAIT UNTIL HE SEES THE HOUSE.

ON EARTH, TRASHING YOUR HOUSE

IS NOT CONSIDERED A GOOD THING.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW DADS.

I KNOW MY FATHER.

YOU HAVE A DAD?

MY CREATOR AND TEACHER IS TENRIS DE'THAR,

SCIENTIST PRIME OF THE FIRST COUNCIL.

HE IS VERY PROTECTIVE OF ME,

AS YOUR FATHER IS OF YOU.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

I HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MIND.

I HAVE SEEN

WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN.

YOUR FATHER AND YOUR SISTER

FEEL VERY STRONGLY FOR YOU, EARTH BIOTIC.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN CALL ME SPENCER.

SPENCER.

WHAT DO PEOPLE CALL YOU?

PHASE ONE ASSAULT CYBORSUIT.

HOW ABOUT CY?

I COULD...

GET USED TO IT.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS THING?

INSERT NOURISHMENT INTO FOOD-PROCESSING RECEPTACLE.

HERE IT GOES.

[WHIRRING]

[GULP]

STAND BY TO RECEIVE NOURISHMENT.

[BELL RINGS]

I'M SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT?

UH--OH.

OHH!

WHAT IS THIS?

ONE SYNTHESIZED NEBULA BURGER.

ALL NONESSENTIAL COMPOUNDS HAVE BEEN FILTERED OUT.

OHH.

I'M EATING A CYBORSUIT TURD.

YOU KNOW,

IF YOU'RE GONNA DIGEST MY FOOD BEFORE I DO,

IT'S GONNA PUT A REAL STRAIN ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.

[BURPS]

PROCEDURE IS NECESSARY

TO SHIELD BIOTIC HOST FROM CONTAMINATION.

ALL CONSUMABLE ORGANIC SOLIDS AND FLUIDS

MUST BE SYNTHESIZED.

SPEAKING OF FLUIDS,

I GOTTA EMPTY SOME.

OK, SO, UH...

CAN YOU LET ME OUT FOR A SEC?

UNABLE TO COMPLY.

BAD TIME FOR A JOKE, CY.

COME ON, LET ME OUT.

UNABLE TO COMPLY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "UNABLE TO COMPLY"?

CYBORSUIT DISMOUNT

CANNOT COMMENCE WITHOUT FULFILLMENT

OF MISSION PARAMETERS.

MISSION? WHAT MISSION?

ASSIGNED MISSION

IS TO TEST CYBORSUIT BATTLE FUNCTIONS

IN A FIELD COMBAT SITUATION.

FIELD COMBAT SITUATION?

LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

BUT LET ME OUT.

I AM UNABLE TO COMPLY.

Stacey: OK, YOU CAN COME IN, BUT JUST FOR A MINUTE,

'CAUSE MY DAD'S GONNA BE HOME SOON.

WE'RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE.

PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

OH, GOD, MY DAD.

OH, NO.

MAYBE HE'S AT THE WRONG HOUSE, TOO.

KEVIN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL HIM?

WE?

LATER.

LATER?

LOOK, THIS IS OUT OF MY JURISDICTION.

CALL ME.

KEVIN!

Spencer: I CAN'T PEE IN MY PANTS.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO ME EMOTIONALLY?

Cyborsuit: AMPLIFY REQUEST.

I HAVE TO PEE!

AMPLIFY REQUEST.

I HAVE TO PEE!

TAKE A WHIZ! MAKE A PIT STOP!

DRAIN THE MAIN VEIN!

TERMS UNRECOGNIZED.

OHH!

WHAT'S THE WORD?

WHAT'S THE WORD?

URINATE! I HAVE TO URINATE!

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?

A BIOTIC FUNCTION TO EXPEL LIQUID WASTE.

BINGO!

YOU THINK YOU COULD MAYBE OPEN SOMETHING UP

SO I CAN EXPEL?

UNSEALING URINATION APERTURE.

OH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

I'M IN TROUBLE.

Boy: WE MIGHT AS WELL GO, TOO.

Robot: DR. SMITH SUFFERS THE INJURY OF EMBARRASSMENT.

HE WILL RECOVER.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHAT'S WRONG?

WARNING.

IMMEDIATE DANGER.

WHAT KIND OF DANGER?

MY SENSORS WILL NOT ACCEPT

THE POSSIBILITY OF ITS EXISTENCE.

GOLLY.

[THUMP]

[TURNS SOUND OFF]

Boy: BOY, YOU SURE GAVE ME A SCARE.

[THUMP]

Robot: TOUCH NOTHING.

REPEAT, TOUCH NOTHING.

CAUTION, CAUTION.

THERE IS DANGER.

NO, THERE ISN'T.

THIS MACHINE HASN'T BEEN USED IN YEARS AND YEARS.

IT IS MORE THAN A MACHINE.

IT IS A ROBOTOID.

YOU MEAN IT WAS.

IS SOMEBODY THERE?

[SIGHS]

AAH!

SHH. MISS HALLOWAY, SHH.

CALM DOWN.

CY, LET HER HEAR ME.

VOICE LINK ACTIVATED.

MISS HALLOWAY, IT'S ME.

MISS HALLOWAY, IT'S ME, SPENCER.

AAH!

I'LL LET YOU GO,

BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE NOT TO FREAK OUT, OK?

MM-HMM!

OK.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, NO.

OH, I KILLED HER.

Cyborsuit: SPENCER.

SPENCER.

HUH, WHAT?

Spencer: MISS HALLOWAY.

MISS HALLOWAY, IT'S ME.

OH, MY GOD.

SPENCER?

IN PERSON.

WELL, SORT OF.

THIS IS TOO WEIRD.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

I HAVE TO USE YOUR BATHROOM.

[CHIRPING]

OK, WHAT NEXT?

Cyborsuit: APPLY PRESSURE TO MICROTAB

BENEATH UMBILICAL.

OK, I'M KIND OF HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THIS.

UM, NOW, THESE TALKINS--

TRELKINS.

TRELKINS BUILT YOU AS SOME KIND OF A WEAPON.

FACTUAL.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS JETTISONED FROM MY HOME WORLD.

I CAN'T DO THIS IF YOU DON'T KEEP STILL.

I'M TRYING.

THERE.

OH.

SECOND DOOR ON THE RIGHT.

[UNZIPPING]

[URINATING]

AHH.

[URINATING]

OOH, WOW.

[SPENCER CONTINUES URINATING]

[TOILET FLUSHES]

OHH.

THAT WAS SPECIAL.

THANKS, MISS HALLOWAY.

SO, SPENCER,

HOW DID YOU, UM...

GET INTO THIS?

IT WASN'T ALL THAT HARD.

WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET YOU OUT.

I KNOW.

I'M GETTING A KILLER ITCH IN MY LEFT SHIN.

OH, WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO--

I'LL MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS

BECAUSE THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEBODY TO CALL...

TO HELP.

[ALARM]

Cyborsuit: THERMAL TRACERS DETECT

APPROACHING HOSTILE BIOTIC.

OH, RIGHT.

WHO IS IT THIS TIME-- BIG BIRD?

TEMPERATURE ANALYSIS REVEALS THE PRESENCE

OF A BROODWARRIOR USURPER-DRONE.

ACTIVATING PHASE-BOLT IMPELLER.

WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?

OH, IT'S JUST A BROODWARRIOR USURPER-DRONE.

NOTHING TO WO--

[GASPS]

WORRY ABOUT.

[GROWLING]

Cyborsuit: I HAVE DETECTED AN UNKNOWN VIBRATION.

Spencer: THAT'S ME SHAKING.

THAT'S A BAD GUY, RIGHT?

THAT'S A BAD GUY.

USURPER-DRONE ACTIVATING CHEM-RIFLE.

AAH!

Spencer: MISS HALLOWAY!

Cyborsuit: RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.

FIRE!

BLOW! MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME.

FIRE!

FIRE!

FIRE, FIRE!

"SIMON SAYS" PREFIX IS REQUIRED

FOR IMPELLER DISCHARGE.

HA, MISSED.

SIMON SAYS--

BRACE FOR DETONATION!

AAH!

Miss Halloway: IS THIS THE OPERATOR?

SIMON SAYS FIRE!

PHASE-BOLT IMPELLERS OFF-LINE.

[ROARS]

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BEAT ME UP?

AAH!

JANET HALL--AAH!

HELLO. YEAH, I NEED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

WAIT. DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD.

HELLO! HELLO!

[ROARS]

Woman: HONEY, CALM DOWN.

Man: CALM DOWN?

YEAH, CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN?

YOUR SON JUST KILLED A CORVETTE--

A CUSTOMER'S CORVETTE.

HE SAID IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

OH, WELL, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

IT WAS A GIANT ALIEN ROBOT.

I'M TELLING YOU, MARGARET,

THAT KID IS U.S.D.A. CHOICE DEAD MEAT.

Spencer: OK, TIME FOR A CONFERENCE.

OW! LEAVE ME ALONE.

YOU ARE DAMAGED.

FORGET ME. WHAT WAS THAT THING?

A USURPER-DRONE:

ELITE MARAUDER SPY

OF BROODWARRIOR SHOCK TROOP BATTALIONS.

SPECIES: BROODWARRIOR.

ORIGIN: PLANET ICHIX.

EXTREMELY HOSTILE AND WARLIKE.

OH, THAT'S NEWS.

BROODWARRIORS EMBARKED

ON A CAMPAIGN OF GALACTIC CONQUEST,

BEGINNING STANDARD YEAR 1025.

BROODWARRIORS HAVE SUBJUGATED 11 WORLDS.

THEY ARE CURRENTLY ENGAGED

IN INTERPLANETARY WAR WITH TRELKAS.

THAT'S YOUR PLANET.

IT WANTS YOU, DOESN'T IT?

PROBABLE MISSION OF USURPER-DRONE:

SECURE OR DESTROY TRELKIN CYBORSUIT PROTOTYPE.

WELL, IT CAN'T DESTROY YOU

WITHOUT DESTROYING ME.

YOU GOTTA LET ME OUT.

MISSION PARAMETERS MUST BE MET.

THE MISSION PARAMETERS WERE

I HAD TO FIGHT THE BROODWARRIOR, RIGHT?

BIOTIC HOST MUST ENGAGE ENEMY IN FIELD COMBAT SITUATION.

BUT IT DOESN'T SAY

I HAVE TO BEAT THE ENEMY, DOES IT?

I JUST HAVE TO ENGAGE HIM.

FACTUAL.

WELL, I HIT HIM, AND HE HIT ME.

WE ENGAGED LIKE CRAZY.

I MET THE MISSION PARAMETERS, AND YOU KNOW IT.

WHOA!

HEY, THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

IT'S BEEN FUN...

MOSTLY.

IT HAS BEEN FUN.

YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

MY DAD'S PROBABLY REALLY WORRIED ABOUT ME.

SEE YOU.

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

IF THE BROODWARRIOR FINDS YOU?

I WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE BROODWARRIOR HOME WORLD.

AND THEN WHAT?

REVERSE ENGINEERING WILL COMMENCE.

REVERSE ENGINEERING?

I WILL BE DISMANTLED AND STUDIED.

MY TECHNOLOGY WILL ASSIST THE BROODWARRIORS

IN THEIR CONFLICT AGAINST THE TRELKINS.

BUMMER.

BUT I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT EARTH.

UNLESS TRELKAS REPELS

THE CURRENT BROODWARRIOR OFFENSIVE,

PLANET EARTH WILL ALSO SUFFER INVASION.

IT WILL?

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

BROODWARRIORS ARE EXTREMELY RELIABLE.

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOU CAN PREVENT THE BROODWARRIORS

FROM ACQUIRING ME.

NO WAY.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

I'M NOT A WARRIOR.

WE CAN DEFEAT HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO DEFEAT HIM.

I'M ONLY 12.

I WANT TO LIVE TO BE 13.

I WAS DOING FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.

I DON'T NEED ANY STUPID CYBORSUIT ANYWAY.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

[SQUEALING]

Radio: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A MISSING JUVENILE, AGE 12.

Roland: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THIS SOUNDS?

I HAVE TRIED TO COME UP

WITH SOME OTHER EXPLANATION

FOR WHAT HAS HAPPENED TONIGHT.

Stacey: ANY LUCK?

NO.

I MEAN, LIKE IT OR NOT,

THIS IS HAPPENING. IT'S THE TRUTH.

DEFINE TRUTH.

STACEY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

LOOK...

I KNOW YOU BELIEVE...

WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENED HAPPENED.

BUT YOU THINK I'M HALLUCINATING.

NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DID NOT SAY THAT.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THINKING IT.

LOOK AROUND. IS THIS A HALLUCINATION?

BECAUSE IF IT IS,

YOU OUGHT TO COME TO MY HOUSE

AND LOOK AT THE HALLUCINATION THERE.

YEAH, IT'S THE FASTEST REMODELING JOB

IN THE HISTORY OF HOME CONSTRUCTION.

SHE'S NOT HALLUCINATING.

SPENCER!

SPENCER! OH, BUDDY.

OH, GOD.

Janet: WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST DO THAT.

DAD, WE GOTTA WARN THE POLICE.

WARN THE POLICE? WHAT--

WHAT MISS HALLOWAY SAID IS REAL.

THE BROODWARRIORS ARE COMING.

THEY'RE GONNA INVADE THE EARTH IF WE DON'T STOP

THE USURPER-DRONES FROM GETTING CY.

HE'S WIGGING.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, SPENCER?

CY TOLD ME.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHO'S INVADING THE EARTH?

THE BROODWARRIORS.

THEY'RE ALIENS.

OK.

THEY'VE TAKEN OVER 11 PLANETS.

YEAH, THAT'S ENOUGH, SPENCER.

THEY'RE FIGHTING THE TRELKINS NOW,

AND NEXT, THEY'LL COME AFTER US.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.

LATER MIGHT BE TOO LATE!

I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!

WHERE'S THE CYBORSUIT, SPENCER?

ALL RIGHT! HEY!

EVERYBODY, HOLD ON JUST ONE SECOND.

I WANT YOU TO GO UPSTAIRS WHILE I TALK TO JANET.

BUT, DAD! GO NOW.

CAN I TALK TO HER IN PRIVATE, PLEASE?

[GRUNTS]

HEY.

TALK ABOUT A WEIRD NIGHT.

YEAH.

DAD WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

I KNOW.

ME, TOO, I GUESS.

I MEAN,

WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT THE FUNGUS TO PICK ON?

THANKS.

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO BELIEVE ME!

YOU KNOW...

BACK WHEN MOM WAS ALIVE,

I WAS HAVING SOME PROBLEMS IN SCHOOL.

GIRL STUFF.

BUT I ASKED HER WHAT I SHOULD DO,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?

UH-UH.

SHE SAID, THINK OF SOMEONE YOU REALLY ADMIRE

AND ASK YOURSELF WHAT THEY WOULD DO

IN THAT SITUATION.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHEN I TOLD HER THAT PERSON

WAS THE LEAD SINGER OF SWITCHBLADE NUNS,

SHE FIGURED

MAYBE THAT WASN'T THE RIGHT APPROACH FOR ME.

BUT, HEY, IT MIGHT WORK FOR YOU.

I AM NOT GONNA ARGUE ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.

AT LEAST LET HIM TAKE US TO THE CYBORSUIT.

WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH TONIGHT.

I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD--

[FOOTSTEPS UPSTAIRS]

OH, NO.

SPENCER!

DAMN IT.

WAIT! ROLAND, WAIT!

SPENCER!

SPENCER!

HE RAN AWAY.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE RAN AWAY.

HAD TO BE.

[EXHALES]

WE'RE GONNA TALK.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. HEY! LET GO!

MAKE ME!

WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?

I SAID LET GO!

AAH!

I DON'T WANNA DO THIS.

WELL, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.

COME ON!

[WHIRRING]

WHAT WAS THAT?

IT'S HEADED BACK TOWARDS THE TRESTLE.

I'LL NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME.

LISTEN, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING,

BUT YOU GOTTA HELP ME.

WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU?

BECAUSE THE FUTURE OF MANKIND IS AT STAKE.

[SQUEALING]

[RATTLING]

Turbo: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.

YEAH, BUT I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT.

I WAS CONFUSED.

YOU SHOULD BE USED TO THAT BY NOW.

SHH.

WATCH THE UPHOLSTERY.

[TURNS IGNITION]

YOU KNOW, I'M ALREADY IN HELLACIOUS TROUBLE

WITH MY DAD.

WHEN THE EARTH ISN'T INVADED, HE'LL THANK YOU.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

HEY!

HEY!

MY CAR!

YEAH!

AAH! SLOW DOWN!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AAH!

YEAH!

AAH! ROCKIN'!

HONEY, COME ON.

STACEY, HONEY, PLEASE.

PLEASE. PLEASE.

WHAT?

JUST HELP ME OUT HERE.

I AM.

DAD, STOP.

DAMN LUNATIC!

CY!

WAIT UP!

CY!

WAIT UP!

CY!

I DON'T SEE HIM.

THEY GOT HIM.

WHAT, THAT BROOD THING?

HE'S HEADED BACK TOWARDS TOWN.

COME ON!

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SQUEALING]

[GROWLS]

WHOO-HOO!

IT MAKES SENSE.

IT'S WHERE THE CYBORSUIT LANDED.

THE BROODWARRIOR'S PROBABLY GONNA CLEAR ITS TRACKS

BEFORE HE TAKES OFF.

I BET YOU'D NEVER KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE.

[SIREN]

UH-OH.

SURE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE FIGURED IT OUT.

HANG ON.

HANG ON?!

WHOA!

Radio: 18, ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?

COOL.

DAD SURE DID A GOOD JOB ON THESE BRAKES.

[WHIMPERS]

AAH!

Roland: WHERE DO WE LIVE?

DAD.

IN A NEIGHBORHOOD OF--OF HOODLUMS...

AND--AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS.

Spencer: AAH!

SPENCER! SPENCER!

AAH!

YOU ARE NOT DRIVING ME HOME.

[GROWLS]

MAN, HE'S HUMONGOUS.

I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN WORK OUT.

YOU'VE GOTTA DISTRACT HIM.

I'VE GOTTA DISTRACT THAT?

I JUST NEED A FEW SECONDS.

[ERRATIC BREATHING]

FUTURE OF MANKIND.

FUTURE OF MANKIND.

[GROWLS]

[DEEP BREATH]

HELLO, MR. ALIEN.

FREEZE!

[CHUCKLES]

AS DUMB AS YOU ARE UGLY.

AAH!

GOTTA MOTOR.

OH!

AAH!

[GRUNTING]

[HISSING]

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[CLUNK]

HMM?

IT'S HEAD-CRUNCHING TIME.

THINK FAST.

[SHRIEKS]

YES!

MM-HMM!

SORRY I DUMPED OUT ON YOU, CY.

YOU ARE BRAVE TO RETURN.

I WAS SCARED SICK.

THAT IS WHY YOU ARE BRAVE.

[ALIEN SERPENT SQUEALS]

NICE ONE.

THANKS.

OW.

SORRY.

[METAL CREAKING]

[GROWLS]

UH-OH.

GOOD LUCK, AMIGO.

[SQUEALS]

[SQUEALS]

Spencer: SIMON SAYS FIRE.

PHASE BOLT IMPELLERS OFF-LINE.

I FORGOT.

RECOMMEND DEPLOYMENT OF BATTLE SHIELD.

I'LL GO WITH THAT.

Cyborsuit: THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BLOCK.

UNH. AAH!

OOH.

AAH.

OH. AAH!

OH!

AAH!

OH.

TIME OUT! TIME OUT!

WHAT ELSE WE GOT?

Cyborsuit: DEPLOYING MANUAL COMBAT ENHANCEMENT.

I'M LIKING THIS.

YES!

TAKE THAT!

[GRUNTING]

HAVE SOME PAIN!

HA HA!

COME ON. I'M STANDING HERE.

[GROWLS]

OH!

INTERNAL PRESSURE IS RISING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

I DO.

ON 3. 1...

2...3.

AAH!

AAH!

LET ME GO! OH!

[SHRIEKS]

OH!

[GROWLING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

THAT COULD'VE GONE BETTER.

OH!

AAH!

OH.

HEY, CY.

CY!

TALK TO ME.

CY, COME ON.

[SQUEALING]

CY.

[GROWLING]

CY!

DO SOMETHING.

[GRUNTING]

YEAH! NAILED YOU!

UH-OH.

AAH!

FUTURE OF MANKIND.

FUTURE OF MANKIND.

FUTURE OF MANKIND!

CY!

Cyborsuit: AT YOUR COMMAND.

[SHRIEKS]

WELCOME BACK TO THE PARTY.

WARNING.

DANGEROUS LOSS OF HYPER-REFLEXIVE ARMOR PLATING

IN MIDRIFF.

BROODWARRIOR CHEM BLAST

WILL TRIGGER POWER CORE DETONATION.

OH, I GET THE PICTURE.

[GROWLS]

Cyborsuit: YOU MUST EJECT.

NO WAY! I NEED YOU!

I WILL SOON CEASE TO FUNCTION.

YOU CAN MAKE IT. COME ON, TRY.

CY, COME ON!

DON'T GIVE UP.

Cyborsuit: I AM SORRY, EARTH BIOTIC SPENCER.

OH.

OHH.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

I AM EXPERIENCING POWER DEPLETION

IN MY LOGIC GRID.

INNER SYSTEMS FAILING.

I AM C-CEASING TO FUNCTION.

NO.

YOU GOTTA HOLD ON.

I'LL GET SOMEONE TO FIX YOU.

[BROODWARRIOR GROWLS]

JUST GONNA BORROW THIS, CY.

[METAL CLANKING]

[CLANK CLANK]

[CLANK]

[CLANK]

[CLANK CLANK]

[CLANK]

AAH! AAH!

OH.

HOW WE DOING?

NOT GREAT.

HEY, PIZZA FACE!

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

[SQUEALS]

COME ON! COME AND GET ME!

COME ON!

HEY! OVER HERE!

COME FOLLOW ME!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

COME ON!

YOUR BROOD-MOTHER WEARS ARMY BOOTS!

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[GROWLS]

OH!

AAH!

OUCH.

[GROWLING]

I THINK NOT.

HE'S MINE NOW, UNDERSTAND?

I GUESS HE UNDERSTANDS.

UM...

ARE YOU SURE WE JUST CAN'T T-TALK ABOUT THIS?

OH. AAH.

[GROWLING]

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

YOU--YOU BETTER SURRENDER.

[SNICKERING]

[WARNING BUZZERS]

COME ON.

COME ON!

OH! AAH!

AAH! WHOA!

AAH!

WHOA.

OH.

[GROWLING]

[SHRIEKING]

[SQUISHING]

UGH.

EW.

UGH. UGH.

OH.

Stacey: THERE'S HIS CAR.

[GASPS]

AAH!

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,

BREAK ALL MY LIMBS?

Roland: STACEY, STAY IN THE BACK SEAT, PLEASE.

HE'S HISTORY.

CY?

CY?

DON'T LEAVE ME.

DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.

[THUNDERING NOISE]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SOLDIERS CONVERSING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

WATCH IT, PAL.

WOW.

CY?

CAN TALK. RED MEAT. NEBULA BURGER.

UNSEALING URINATION APERTURE.

HELLO.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

Cyborsuit: ...SPENCER.

OH.

THIS IS TENRIS DE'THAR, MY CREATOR.

HI.

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

SPENCER.

HMM...

MMM? MMM?

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[LAUGHTER]

[SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE]

HMM.

I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU.

YOU NO LONGER NEED A CYBORSUIT.

I'LL ALWAYS NEED A FRIEND.

THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE.

[SOLDIER SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE]

[THUNDERING NOISE]

Roland: SPENCER!

WHAT IS THAT?

SPENCER.

SPENCE, WHAT...

UH, I CAN EXPLAIN.

I HEREBY VOLUNTEER AS A CHARACTER WITNESS.

LET'S GO HOME, HUH?

OK?

Roland: SO, KNOW ANY GOOD FISHING HOLES AROUND HERE?

Janet: FULSOM'S CREEK.

BLUEGILL THE SIZE OF HUBCAPS.

HUBCAPS.

THAT'S IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO DROP YOUR LINE.

SO HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT GETTING THAT INFORMATION?

DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU HAVE TO TRADE.

HOW ABOUT A SLIGHTLY USED FRIDGE?

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

I CAN'T GO THAT LOW.

YOU TALK TO MY BUSINESS MANAGER, OK?

I'LL HANDLE IT.

LOOK, WE GOTTA MAKE A PROFIT HERE.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO TELL YOUR MOM

TO INCREASE YOUR ALLOWANCE.

SPENCE.

YEAH, DAD?

3 P.M. SHARP, I'LL BE HERE. OK?

THANKS, DAD.

OK, SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

BREAK A LEG.

SO...

YOU LIKE MIDKNIGHT WARRIOR?

YEAH, I DO.

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