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[Khlo�] Previously on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

I went to New York for Fashion Week

to host a fashion show,

and had a crazy revelation.

[Khlo�] I'm really thinking of starting my own line.

I think I want to move here

and just like, look into it.

[Khlo�] Kourtney,

if you want me to cuddle with you, get the fur off your bed.

I'll keep this to myself.

[Khlo�] Good take it. I can't have the fur near me.

Have you heard from Scott yet?

Nope.

It's midnight here, so what time is it there?

Three!

And he hasn't called you back to say good night or anything?

-Nope. -Shady.

Should I call him?

Kourtney, it's your boyfriend. Duh, call him.

[Kourtney] Scott has been in New York now,

for almost over a day

and I haven't heard from him.

I just hate when he goes to New York.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi, remember me?

You're supposed to call me to say good night.

-It's like our rule. -So I called.

No, you didn't... You didn't call me.

I've been sitting here with Khlo�.

I haven't gotten any phone calls...

[girl] What are you doing in here?

Oh, my God, he just hung up on me.

Bible, Khlo�, I just heard a girl's voice.

Was that a girl's voice?

-Bible, that was a girl's voice. -Call him back!

Bible, he just hung up on me, right when the girl started talking.

Kourtney, call him back, obviously he's being shady as [bleep],

that's why you haven't heard from him.

He just pretended to be asleep and then...

No! He's in bed with a girl!

She said, "What are you doing in here?"

So, call him back and say, "Who the [bleep] is at your house?"

Hello?

[Scott] You hung up.

I didn't hang up on you!

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

Why would I hang up on you?

I'm not an idiot,

I just heard a girl speaking in the background and so did Khlo�.

Just hang up on him.

He just hung up on me.

-[camera shutters] -[Bruce] All right, we're ready.

No, no, no, you're right here.

The wind, you guys... is this necessary?

Go change. Awful.

No, that is not cute.

[Bruce] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on!

I need someone to make me laugh.

Where's Kim?

[Khlo�] Kim is always late! Duh!

I'm here.

[Kourtney] Get out of our way!

[Kim] Stop! Jealous?

-[Bruce] Stop! -[Kris] That's enough.

[Kim] Stop!

[man 1] All right, you guys.

-[man 2] That's it! We're done. -[man 3] Money.

[cell phone ringing]

[Kourtney] Klo.

-Khlo�. -[Khlo�] What?

-Scott's calling me. -No!

Do I answer?

-Yes, answer the phone! -Why?

-See what he has to say... -OK, shh.

Did you have fun with your...

girl last night?

I told you, I had people over and it was not what it looks like.

There was not a girl with me.

OK, so that's your explanation?

No, I mean,

people fell asleep on my couch,

my guest room,

and unfortunately, the girl was drunk,

and just went in my room and passed out.

-I didn't ask her to... -So?

But I didn't say, "Hey, wake up, get the [bleep] out of here",

I didn't even think about it.

Who is this girl?

She has a boyfriend herself.

But you shouldn't even be letting her feel comfortable enough

to get into your room.

To go in your room and get into your bed?

I've known her for like ten years, she's kinda like a little sister to me.

I would never remotely would even dream of hooking up with another girl.

You know that.

All right, I love you. Please understand me.

After, I hear Scott's explanation,

I don't want to be stupid.

But I believe him for some reason.

I just really need to think this through.

-All right. -All right?

-OK, bye. -Bye.

You don't think for a second anything

about that conversation, was honest, right?

I don't know. I have to think about it.

You have to think about what?

-What do you have to think about? -I have to think about it.

Scott has conned his way

back into Kourtney's life.

And Kourtney's totally like,

"I have to think about it."

What do you have to think about?

He just said...

he was in bed with another girl.

-He said that. -I'm just thinking it through.

For what? For what?

For myself.

Who makes that scarf? I think those are cute for the store.

-Yeah, and they're really light. -[door bell rings]

-I got it at Madison... -Will you get it?

Are you expecting someone?

[Khlo�] Totally, I always do a 10:00 am.

-Hi! -Hey, how are you?

Great, a jewelry delivery from XIV Karats.

-[gasps] For who? -[Khlo�] For who?

-For you. -[Khlo�] For me?

Yes, Khlo�.

-Rashad wanted you... -Rashad?

...to have something special. Rashad.

Rashad asked me to be his girlfriend

and I broke down and I said yes.

I finally have a boyfriend, people!

Is everybody happy in the world?

Rashad is a basketball player for the Minnesota Timberwolves.

And he is covered in tattoos.

He raps, too,

and he goes to the studio as often as he can.

We share all sorts of similarities.

We like the same things, we laugh at the same jokes.

We just clicked.

Come here.

I get really excited when I know he's coming in L.A.

Like, I kinda get anxious, like, really anxious.

And I have to talk to Malika and Malika is like, "Calm down."

He called up and he said he wanted you to have some, uh,

some diamonds to take a look at. So there's a million dollars in here.

-[Kourtney] No way! -[laughs]

Kim has got... Look at Kim's face!

She's gonna have a heart attack of jealousy.

[Kim] No, this is so fun!

[Kim] This is the first time that Khlo�'s had a boyfriend in years.

Khlo� has stayed closed off

for so long when it come to relationships.

The fact that she's finally let someone into her life,

he's got to be an amazing guy.

Rashad's got to be the real deal.

[Khlo�] I mean this could be my engagement ring

or my wedding ring.

[Kim] This is gonna be mine.

[Khlo� laughs] I'm sure.

Well, I'm getting these for sure.

Die for them, live 'em, love 'em.

Khlo� is getting all these diamonds,

and I'm very happy for Khlo�, but,

just makes me sad and think about Scott.

-[woman] Diamond length bracelet. -[Khlo�] Love this.

Perfect.

Don't you love, Kourt?

I'm trying to decide like,

which place would be better to open the second Dash?

Like, New York or Miami?

Well, I don't know.

I feel like Miami seems to be like the better place

to actually open a store and to like do well with.

-Yeah. -Completely different vibe.

I think it's definitely time that we expand our store, Dash.

And Kim, Khlo� and I have been thinking a lot

about New York or Miami.

New York would be really good too,

'cause Scott has this place there. I can live there.

I don't know.

I mean, what do you guys think?

Like, about Scott?

It's like, you wanna be able to trust the person that you're with.

You shouldn't have to supervise your boyfriend at all times.

Hey, guys.

[Kourtney] Hey, Klo.

What's going on?

We're just having deep, dark convos.

-About what? -Scott.

[Khlo�] Are you guys serious?

You guys, it's such a waste of all of our time

to even have these conversations.

And it's such a waste of your time.

I can't discuss anything with you because you're just so judgmental.

I'm not judgmental. But when someone's [bleep] up...

No, but at least Lily and Roya when I tell them something,

they don't, like, hold it.

Because Lily and Roya are afraid of you.

No, they're not.

[Khlo�] I'm not afraid of you. You don't pay me.

-[Kourtney] They're not afraid of me. -[Khlo�] Yes, they are!

-It's like a really crazy addiction. -You're also the exact opposite of me.

-I'm a lot stronger than you with guys. -You're like a man hater.

No, I'm not. I just don't let people [bleep] me over

and when you cheat on me, you're gone.

And you're not gonna do it again and again and again.

I'm sorry, that's not normal. That's not respect.

That's not what boyfriends do to their girlfriends.

So, I'm not gonna let someone do that.

-I'm being protective and loving you. -OK.

I've seen you... this guy, hurt you, repeatedly.

You come to me and now,

I'm just supposed to act like none of that ever happened,

and that I'm fine with everything?

I never said to act like nothing happened.

[Khlo�] You need counseling. You need therapy.

-[Kourtney] I don't need therapy. -[Khlo�] You need therapy.

Khlo�'s telling me that I need therapy.

[Kim] You might.

-[laughs] -For what?

[Khlo�] She needs therapy for Scott.

[Kim] I definitely think Kourtney needs therapy.

I feel like there's no reason that she has to feel like

anyone can treat her like this.

You need help. You need somebody, an outsider looking in, to tell you,

so I feel like you'd take it more seriously.

'Cause you're not gonna listen to us, so, it's kinda pointless.

You need to talk to someone that's outside.

But what is that gonna do? I hate therapists.

[Khlo�] That's OK.

You'll learn on your own when everybody leaves you alone

and all you have is your misery and you have no body else to complain to.

-[Kris] Hey, Kourt. -[Kourtney] I'm in just the worst mood.

[Kris] Why? What's wrong?

So I've been fighting with my sisters and...

-[Kris] Shocking. -They just don't get it.

Like I had a fight with Scott and they're just so...

like harsh and hard on me and like...

Don't you think it's interesting

that everybody is so quick

to judge Scott every time something happens?

So there must be something that...

Look at my instincts the very first time

-you brought Scott home. -Mm-hmm.

Remember that night when we had that barbecue?

Do you think he's ready for a monogamous relationship?

[Kourtney] I don't think Scott cheats on me!

[woman] Kris, how can you even say that?

And if he did, that's between him and I.

I'm watching you.

OK, but you were wrong about the situation like...

The whole texting incident, you know?

When he was texting other girls, "My wife"?

He has a text message

from somebody called, "My wife."

And it says, "I loved looking into your eyes last night."

[gasps]

When he's with me, he's...

He's fine and amazing.

And when he's not with me

is whenever we have problems.

And that's not... And that's not so good.

-Well, he's a Gemini. -Just because...

I don't care if he's an alien.

It doesn't matter to me what he is.

If you feel like you have to babysit somebody

or have to worry when he goes out of town

or is out of your sight for two hours,

that's the wrong guy.

I want you to find that person where you just know in your heart

this is the one.

-Yeah. -And you're not there yet.

God gives us one life.

Don't waste it on a loser.

My sisters are forcing me to go to this therapist,

and I really, really don't want to go.

I haven't visited a therapist

since my parents' divorce when I was 11 years old.

And the experience was traumatizing.

-Hi. You must be Kourtney. -Hi.

Hi, Kourtney, I'm Dr. Marshall.

-How are you? -Good, how are you?

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Come on in.

Thanks.

[Dr. Marshall] So tell me what brings you here.

So, my sisters made me come here.

What are they concerned about?

They just... I just don't think they like my boyfriend.

You wanna tell me about him?

He has a place in New York

and he lives with me here.

When he goes home, I think he's like,

always seems to be a little shady.

Every time he goes,

like, I get anxious and I'm like...

What do you mean by "shady"? I guess that's what I'm curious about.

Shady is just like,

I for sure will, you know, think things like, you know,

what if he's off with this person or that person.

I don't know. But it's like you really don't know.

It's almost like he's like,

a caged animal or something, when he's here.

In Calabasas, it's probably more boring.

So I feel like when he gets to New York, he's like excited to go out and party.

So what you're doing is you're making an excuse for him.

You're saying your life here is boring so it's natural

that the hinges come off the doors.

Why would you want to be with someone who finds you boring?

Yeah, that's true.

It doesn't matter really...

what the reason is

that he goes out of control in New York.

What should matter is that he's not doing

what he needs to do in order to be with you.

[Khlo�] So I have a question.

What should I do?

Like, I texted him at 1:21.

It's now 4:27.

I mean, all you texted was, "Hey",

so why can't you just call and be like, "Hi."

-Or is that... -[Khlo�] Why? That's so lame!

Rashad and I text each other

like a thousand times a day.

Today, it's so weird, he normally replies right away.

[Malika] We have to do something.

Kim, call him.

How am I gonna call him?

[Khlo�] I don't know. You always, like, our FBI agent.

I am known for being the complete investigator

when it comes to boyfriends.

OK, wait, let's try and break into his voicemail.

[Kim] I have so many tricks up my sleeve.

No one wants to mess with me.

Give me his number and I'm gonna use the secret service

to call his own phone from his own number, his home number.

You guys are gonna freak me out. I don't want to hear weird messages.

[line rings]

This tricks the system to get you right into his voicemail.

[female voice] You now have the deleted message recovery feature in your mailbox.

This feature allows you to review messages that you have previously...

I got into his voicemail!

[all laughing]

Don't. Stop.

-Press one for new option... -What do we do?

-...press four... -What do we do?

I cannot believe I got into his voicemail.

[gasps] OK, shh.

First unheard message...

Oh!

[woman 1] Hey, Rashad, had a good time last night.

Can't wait to hook up again so we can have even better time.

Khlo�, we just see the look on her face

and she is just... goes blank.

[woman 2] Hey, Rashad!

I miss you, baby, where are you?

I haven't talked to you, call me back.

She's so shocked

and I think she's really embarrassed.

I mean [bleep] this. I just... I can't handle this.

-I feel so bad. Is she crying? -[Khlo�] I feel bad.

-Klo? -Hmm.

-Are you OK? -Mm-hmm.

[sniffs]

I feel so bad.

It's OK, he's just a piece of [bleep].

-What a [bleep] ass [bleep]. -What an idiot.

What an idiot.

-Seriously. -[sighs]

Like, I mean...

those messages were...

I haven't had a boyfriend in so long

and it's like I don't trust anybody

and then somebody that like, really like, I trust...

[sighs]

It's really hard for me

to call someone my boyfriend, and, you know,

I was all in with Rashad.

And now...

I just feel really like betrayed.

Are you gonna confront him about it?

Yeah, I mean he has a game tonight.

So I'll wait 'til tomorrow or after the game, but it just sucks.

[Kim] I'm definitely nervous that this is gonna

totally break Khlo�'s heart

and this is gonna make it so much more tough for someone to come into her life.

We thought she had walls up before.

She's definitely gonna put up boulders now.

I'm sorry, Klo.

It's OK, it's supposed to happen sometime.

It just sucks.

[door closes]

[Khlo�] Rashad.

No...

I'm just so confused here.

Did you feel like...

I'm just so confused on why we're even together.

Oh, my God, she looks so nervous.

[Kourtney] Well, it's not a fun conversation to have.

[Khlo�] After breaking into Rashad's phone,

I decided to check his Facebook emails.

I found a ton of other emails that just totally

validated everything.

You're a [bleep] joke!

You cannot get out of this one... I saw it with my own eyes.

He admitted that he was dating this girl for a couple weeks,

and I'm like, "Couple weeks?"

Like, it's just...

Hurts so bad every time.

Like, there's just so much lack of respect.

At least be clean about your [bleep]!

You're so [bleep] sloppy and embarrassing.

He got caught and now he's over it.

And he's on to the next person.

[Kim] What happened? What'd he say?

What could he say? He has nothing to say.

-Whatever. -Did he fess up?

Honestly, like, I don't want to answer any questions.

It's done. It's over with.

-[Kourtney] Do you feel better? -Rashad who?

I'll feel better later, I'm fine.

[Kourtney] Seeing how Khlo� knew what the right move was for her

and she did it immediately,

that really shows me what I have to do

and I know it's gonna hurt.

[whistles theme song]

We really need to talk.

[Kourtney] I know that I need to end this once and for all

and I'm really anxious about doing so.

Yeah.

We talked on the phone for over five hours

and just went through every little detail

about why we really shouldn't be together.

I mean, I do love you. That's obviously not the problem.

Our relationship was not good

the way that it was and I think that

we both agreed on that in the end.

[knocks on door]

[man] I'm here for the Range Rover.

-Oh, OK. Hold on one second. -OK.

[Kourtney] For this...

all with Scott to be fully done,

I just take it upon myself

to get all of his stuff out of my house,

ship it off to New York.

Scott's car is like the final thing to go.

I'm sad, but also feel like

a weight lifted off me at the same time.

* Remember *

* I'm still here... *

[Khlo�] Good riddance.

[Kourtney] Good riddance, honey!

Single ready to mingle.

-Guess what? -What?

I feel like the gloomy city

is not going to be good for your spirits.

To cheer yourself up,

we need to be like on yachts every day,

-sipping mimosas. -Where?

In Miami.

-I am not going to Miami. -Khlo�,

-first of all, sunny... -Do you know how much work

I just lined up? I need to go do something productive.

-I just broke up... -Opening a store isn't productive?

I decided I'm definitely gonna take Dash

to Miami, for obvious reasons.

Scott's in New York, so,

there's no better place than Miami on the beach.

This is where we would live.

-And like they're decorated... -Oh, my God!

-To die, it's like nicer than our house. -That does look so cool.

This is not for your eyes.

-This is single sisters. -Why?

-Why? -Single sisters only!

I'm a little bit jealous that I'm not going to Miami,

but because of my crazy schedule, I wouldn't have time to do that.

I'll think about it,

but already, New York's been set for me, like,

that's already something that...

But do you wanna be in New York alone?

[Khlo�] Hello!

Hello!

-So do you like this rug? -Yeah.

-Hey, Klo. -You ignored me.

-I've been looking for you guys. -But look at her rug.

We're trying to pick out the right furniture, shut up.

I've been looking for you guys, but especially...

-Did you get me a present? -You.

[Khlo�] I have been thinking long and hard

about New York, and Miami.

And I just don't know how well

you're gonna look in a bathing suit.

-This happens to be my favorite, OK? -[Kourtney] Khlo�!

You need... Kourtney.

I can't be around someone...

that won't wear a thong.

-I've already... -So, you're blackmailing me?

-That's the word. -[Kourtney] No!

-Blackmailing. -Blackmail is not allowed!

I know I would never, ever, ever wear them in L.A.,

but you never know in Miami.

Just take these off, let me help you.

[laughs] Stop.

It's like the dog with the suntan lotion.

-I will not be missing anything in Miami. -[Kourtney] It's not the dog with...

[Kim] I can guarantee that.

[laughs] Come on, Kim.

Stop!

They're high-waisted!

Even though I'm not going with them,

I'm really excited that Khlo�'s chosen to go to Miami with Kourtney.

'Cause I think that they need to be together.

[Kourtney] Stop.

-Oh, God! -[Khlo� laughs]

Kim, I will draw a mustache on your face

when you're sleeping,

if you draw on my butt.

[Kim] I'm going to miss you guys so much.

You guys are going to have the time of your lives.

-Miami! -That's not even funny.

It's not funny!

[laughs] It's not funny!

What did I do for your life, you freaks!

[Kris] You're going to open a Dash in Miami?

-[Bruce] Whoa! -[Kourtney] Duh.

[Kris] What happened to New York?

New York is long gone.

-That was a phase. -[Kourtney] New York is ancient history.

[Khlo�] Latin lovers, bitch.

[Kris] I think it's actually a really good idea.

It'll be like... Remember when we opened Smooch?

And we decided...

-And three weeks later... -I do remember that.

-Don't be a smartass. -[Khlo� laughs]

Do you remember three weeks later we were up and running?

-[Khlo�] Up and running! -[Kourtney] Totally, dude.

I think it's really time for the business to grow.

They started in Calabasas,

and it's time for the girls to spread their wings.

You should really do that, I think it's a great idea.

Wait, you threw such a bitch fit when I wanted to go to New York.

You were going to New York by yourself.

You were gonna be alone, and now you're going with her,

I think it's a great idea...

So, do you not care about me?

-I love both of you. -If this was Kim...

-If this was Kim, you would cry. -...you'd be in tears, crying.

You got my vote... I'm down!

-New York, I'll help you pack! -She's literally going to cry.

She's crazy, bible.

That woman is crazy.

[Kris] Whoo-hoo! Miami!