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[Khlo�] Lately, Kourtney has been talking a lot

how she wants to expand the stores.

We feel like we've made our niche,

like in Calabasas, let's move on.

Do you think we should just like, open up another store in LA?

'Cause I did get a call from the Plaza Hotel in New York.

She wants Miami, who knows, but I do think it's a good idea.

[phone rings]

-Hello. -[Khlo�] You know.

-Hey, Rob. -[Rob speaking indistinctly]

You broke up?

-Who broke up? -Who broke up?

-No way! -[Kris] Put it on speakerphone.

Kim, put it on speaker.

[Rob] I mean, I can't believe it, but...

But why? What happened? You guys were fine a couple of days ago.

[Rob] I don't know. I just need to get my stuff out and come home.

-Like, while I got a chance. -Always running back to your sisters.

I get a phone call from Rob and he's in tears.

He just doesn't want to talk about it, he just wants to get my approval

that he can move in with me.

[Rob] I should definitely get my stuff there and...

Yeah, load up your car and come over to my place.

-[Rob] I got to get going. -[Kim] Okay, bye.

[Kris] Was he crying?

He sounded like it at first and then he got it together.

[Kris] Let's get going. I want to go talk to Rob.

-Let's go. -I'm hungry.

-[Khlo�] What happened? -[Kim] Tell us.

There's no, like, drama, it's not like bad.

She's moving to New York, so...

...better that I just graduate and figure my life out here.

I love you very much, you can obviously live with me...

-[Rob] Okay, we talked about this. -...but I have some rules

and I'm gonna take you around and show you what my rules are.

All right, let's go and I'll show you.

[Kim] I definitely will manage having Rob there,

he's my baby brother and I wouldn't have it any other way

than have him live with me, but it definitely will be

a little bit tricky because I am so picky and so particular.

Okay, starting off in the kitchen, everything in here,

like the soda cans, someone had a soda and this Pepsi is turned the wrong way.

It all has to be this and then we have to move these forward.

This is gonna be a disaster.

A disaster. Heh.

Here is the laundry room. These are the candles that I like to use,

the green flavor, the pink flavor and the white flavor.

-All the rest, you can use. -[Rob] Okay.

So green, pink, white, mine.

[Rob] Kim is psycho, literally, I don't even know what to say, she's just crazy.

My stay with Kim definitely isn't permanent.

These towels are white and I don't want them to get dirty.

All my stuff has to be dry-cleaned. This kind of drapes over the side,

This chair, right here, it's like...

I don't want it covered up, I mean, I know you just put that there...

All right.

I appreciate you letting me stay here, for now.

Thank you, and you're welcome. Heh.

-[camera clicks] -[Bruce] All right, we're ready.

No, no, no, you're right here.

The wind you guys, is this necessary?

Go change, you look awful.

No, that is not cute.

[man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, more.

I'm gonna need someone to make me laugh.

Where is Kim?

[Khlo�] Kim is always late. Duh.

-I'm here. -Get out of our way.

[Kim] Stop! Jealous.

-[Kris] That's enough. That's enough! -[Bruce] Stop!

[Kim] Stop.

[man 1] Great, guys.

-[man 2] That's it, we're done. -[man 3] Money.

[Bruce] Girls, come on!

-You'll be late for school, let's move it. -[Kendall] I'm coming.

Where is Kylie?

[Bruce] Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

-[Kylie] Ow. -[Bruce] This is not gonna work.

Look at the make-up on you. You got eyeliner on,

you got lipstick on, this is a mess.

-It's not gonna work. -Dad, everyone wears make-up.

-You're in sixth grade. Dad, we're gonna be late.

No, we're gonna be really late

because you're gonna go in that house right now,

and you're gonna wash your face. You hear me? Go wash your face.

-You're not getting in the car. -[Kylie scoffs]

They don't even allow make-up in sixth grade.

All this make-up, the hair, the outfits.

Kylie is only 11 years old.

Kylie, what are you doing here? You're gonna be late for school.

Dad's making me and Kendall late because

he thinks I'm wearing to much eye make-up so I have to take it off.

Well, okay, so hurry it up, let's get downstairs, get in the car, let's go.

Mom, you're no help either. Will someone just be on my side for once?

Come on, let's go, he's always gonna be old-fashioned.

Get downstairs and don't forget your backpack.

[door shuts]

[Kylie] I feel the appropriate age to wear make-up is my age, middle school.

None of the other girls' parents at school or teachers care

if anybody wears make-up, but my dad... Yeah, he cares.

-Kylie, come on. -What? This is totally normal.

-She has red lips. -No. 11-year-olds don't wear red lips.

[Kylie] I have a lot of guy friends and I hate

how my dad always makes such a big deal out it.

-Who are you talking on the phone with? -Dylan.

Give me the phone. Give me the phone.

-This is Kylie's dad. -Dad, that's so embarrassing.

-Dylan? -Why does my dad always embarrass me?

[Kim] Well, I love this, I think this is really cool, I love this too.

I travel so much that I don't have the time

to pick out my outfits sometimes,

so my stylists Monica and Angela come over and put these outfits together.

We can do this for Chelsea Handler, this for Extra,

but I want to like put little tabs on 'em

that say exactly what event they're for.

We label them, we put the jewelry and the accessories

with the top and the skirt... it's a long process.

This is so perfect for the, um, TV Guide party,

'cause it's like that sexy party, it's spring now.

Ooh, I love that June Cleaver belt, I've been dying to wear it.

-[Monica] Yes. -[Kim gasps] Okay, yes.

That's what I'm gonna wear.

Oh, my God, I love this!

It's so sexy and it's the TV Guide's sexiest people.

-I love this. -Okay.

Let's, like, put it all together like exactly how I'm gonna wear it.

Even mark TV Guide party, like... All right, perfect.

-Yes. Another carpool done. -How late did you make the girls?

[Bruce] I didn't make 'em late at all, but they were about 20 minutes...

-Bruce, they can't show up for school... -Honey, it was Kylie.

...when you want them to show up for school.

Kylie spent an hour in there on her hair and make-up.

I mean, it's just... She's 11 years old, this is absolutely ridiculous.

Kendall, she's fine. She doesn't wear make-up, she doesn't care.

She just wants to ride her horse.

-[Kris] Because she's a different person. -Kylie is the problem.

-Kylie is the problem. She's 11 years old. -[Kris] Kylie is not a problem.

It doesn't mean she's gonna be a problem child because she's 11 years old.

Kylie's a girly girl.

She likes experimenting with clothes and with jewelry.

[Bruce] There's plenty of time in life for hair and make-up and boys

and all these types of things, lot's of time, you don't have to do it now.

Sorry.

I'm the dad, I make the decisions here.

No boys, no make-up, she's way to young for this stuff.

It's play, Bruce. She's not...

Not if she goes out that way, it's not play.

-Well... -I'm not gonna allow that stuff to happen.

[Kourtney] Hey, Kim.

-I'm so not excited for our movies. -[Kim] What?

[Kim] You're wearing my...

Oh, sorry, I had to borrow your shirt last night, I had to.

But it's in the section that my stylist set up...

-...specifically... -You never told there's sections

-I borrow your stuff all the time. -[Kim scoffs]

[Kourtney] Well, I need to borrow something right now

because I'm going to the movies and I just wanna be casual.

Can I borrow a sweater or something?

Yeah, but just please tell me which ones so that you're not like...

-[Kourtney] I don't care which one... -...wearing my favorite sweater.

...as long as it buttons down and covers my ass when I'm wearing leggings.

[Kim] Kourtney thinks that my house is a bus stop

and every time they go out

anywhere on this side of town, my house is just a stop off place

where they can leave their stuff, borrow stuff.

I just think Kourtney is taking advantage of it.

What about this cream one on the top that has brown buttons?

No, I've never worn that before, I just got that.

What about this colorful one that looks like a Missoni ?

That's way too big, you won't like that.

What about the red and white stripped one?

No, that's cashmere, I don't want you to ruin it.

Oh, my God. Okay, so tell me which one.

I don't care, I just need... I'm going to the movies.

-I don't care -Just take which ever one, Kourtney!

I need you to like dry clean it and have it back here...

-[Kourtney] I always dry clean it. -But like a week later.

-I'm late for the movies now... -Kourtney, I've never worn that before.

-...and I have to go. -I've never worn that before!

[Kourtney] Kim, I have to go.

I'm late for the movies, I've asked you a hundred sweaters...

-...and you will not give me an answer. -Seriously?

-I have to go or I'm gonna be late. -[Kim] I just want the respect.

[Khlo�] Do you want anything to drink, or a snack?

-[zips bag] -Fix me up something good.

Every time something frustrates me in the family,

and I have no one to talk to, I usually call Khlo�

because she's like the best sister ever.

-[Khlo�] Do you have a lot of homework? -Math. [laughs]

Why did you want to come here to do it? What's wrong?

Because Dad's being annoying and I was wearing a little eyeliner

and then he's like, "Oh, go take it off," Blah blah.

It really frustrates me that my dad always

treats me like a baby, 'cause I'm not, I'm almost a teenager.

See, I don't think it's bad because I know your friends wear it

and you don't wear like a lot of make-up.

Like do you know Kimberly and Kourtney used to wear

black lip liner with like nude lips

and like they used to go crazy.

[Khlo�] I found out Kylie was wearing just like a little eyeliner,

and I was like, "Kylie, I didn't wear make-up 'till I was in the sixth grade",

and she's like, "Hello, I am in the sixth grade",

and I was like, "Oh, then you can wear that."

I mean, all this stuff is natural.

Okay, so do your homework.

You need help with math? I'm really good at math.

[Kylie] I'll go wash my hands, they're really sticky.

I really don't know any of this.

-[Kourtney] Hey, Rob. -[Rob] What are you doing here?

Just here to borrow a shirt 'cause I'm going to dinner with my...

...friends, and I need a cuter shirt.

You should probably ask Kim, did you ask?

[Kourtney] Don't worry about it.

-[Rob] I'm gonna tell her. -[Kourtney] That is much better.

I've been wearing this all day and I'm on this side of the hill.

Why would I drive all the way back to Calabasas?

Just saying, you know that she has, like, her certain outfits.

Kourtney walks in and just takes

one of Kim's, like, brand-new outfits

that, like, her stylist just had,

and like, if I was Kim, I would be furious.

Seriously, if I get in trouble for this...

Why would you get in trouble?

If Kim came over, I would, like, let her take anything she wants.

-[Kourtney] Even if it's new. -I'm just covering my ass.

Because I know she'll yell at me. She always yells at me...

-...for the dumbest things. -[Kourtney] Okay, hold this.

Ooh, new Channel!

Fabulous!

[Rob] And I especially tell Kim whenever Kourtney comes in there.

And I always tell Kim. I tell Kim.

I'm a tattletale, that's what I am.

So, tell her. Ta-ta.

You are not, I am not touching you, you are trouble.

[Bruce] Honey, we probably should order. -We'll wait a few more minutes.

[waiter] Wait, give you guys a few more minutes to join us?

[Kris] We'll wait.

-[Kris] Hey, guys. -[Khlo�] Hello.

-[Khlo�] Sorry we're late. -[Kris] Where were you?

-[Kris] Hi, Kylie. -Hi, guys.

-[Kris] You look beautiful tonight. -[Khlo�] Doesn't she look gorgeous?

You are a superstar.

[Khlo�] Kylie and I had a little bonding day today.

[Kris] Kylie is a really strong little girl, she's our little angel.

We couldn't ask for anything better, but at the same time,

Kylie is not gonna roll over and play dead for anybody.

[Kendall] Kylie, that is so gross, you just drenched it in butter.

[Bruce] She's dressed like a 30-year-old

and eating like and 11-year-old.

[Kourtney] I'm meeting my friends Jonathan and Simon for dinner,

who do amazing PR in New York,

and they're actually opening an office here, in LA, soon.

-[Kourtney] I didn't know... -[Jonathan] It's about time you're here.

-...Kim was coming. -I'm always invited with Jonathan...

-...and Simon. -[Jonathan] Kim's automatic.

[Kourtney] I thought you had a business dinner with Mom.

[Kim] Kourtney shows up with my purse.

She know it's my favorite Channel bag.

Nice purse. Uh, are you putting my purse on the floor?

I don't need to borrow your bag, like, I have plenty of my own bags.

If you don't need to borrow it, why did you?

I didn't have one with me, that matched my outfit.

My bag was navy.

[Kourtney] Kim and I are so different.

I would let her borrow any of my stuff,

whatever I have, I don't care, she can borrow.

So, I think it's just really frustrating

that she gets so angry, it's a bag.

[Jonathan] Why are you being so quiet all of a sudden?

-[Kourtney] Kim just pisses me off. -I pissed you off?

[Jonathan] Did you tell her you're gonna borrow it?

No, I didn't know she was gonna be here, to be honest.

[Bruce] Not appropriate, Kylie should not be dressed like that.

-You're dressed like a 30-year-old. -13 going on 30.

You've gotta deal with your kids growing older.

No. She's 11-years-old and she shouldn't be wearing all that make-up,

and she shouldn't be wearing that outfit.

And that's the bottom line, it's over, it's done.

My friend Dylan likes the way I dress.

[Bruce] Everybody's jumping on me like it's my problem.

It's not my problem, it's Kylie's problem,

she's got too much make-up on.

How old was Kourtney when she wanted a boob job?

Mom, how old were you when you got a boob job?

-[Kylie laughs] -Kylie, we're leaving.

-[Kris] We just started eating. -No, I'm done. Come on.

-Come on, you're gonna make a scene. -No, I'm not making a scene.

Not only is she wearing all this make-up, but all of a sudden,

her attitude is changing too. That's not good.

Right now, let's go. I don't care what everybody else is saying,

I'm gonna do it the right way. I'm gonna get out of here.

Khlo�, let her out. Come on, we're out of here.

[Jonathan] Wow, oh, my God. what is that? -This is the snapper.

-[Jonathan] That's what I ordered? -Yeah.

So what events do you have coming up this week, Kourt?

-What are you going to? -I don't know. Why?

I just wanna know so I can lock up my closet.

Pa-dum-pum. Tsh.

[Kim] This new hairdo with the little braid is different.

Who'd you steal the style from?

-[Kim laughs] -I'm gonna find my watch inside.

-[Kim laughing] On top of my purse! -It's gonna be a Kourtney beehive.

-[Jonathan] Kourt, Where are you going? -[Kourtney] I'll be right back.

[Kim] Where are you going with my purse?

-Where is my purse going? -You psychos.

You went totally ballistic on her.

She stole your purse and she didn't think you were gonna be here.

Thank you! That's like the whole point.

[Jonathan] Simon, you're a thief! That's my fish.

I turn around for one minute, he Kourtneyed my fish.

[Kim laughs]

-[Kim laughing] -[Jonathan] Oh, my God, she's back.

[Kim] Wait, you're stealing some more?

-That's mine and I don't need your bag. -Oh, my God.

-Kourtney, come on, we're kidding, stop. -[Kourtney] No, I have my own bag.

-Take the purse. -[Kourtney] No, I don't want it.

-[Kim] Take the purse. -[Kourtney] No.

-[Kim] Kourtney. -[Kourtney] I will never again

borrow your stuff. I don't get people

that are so selfish, like you.

-It's disgusting to be related to you. -We're joking.

I just wanted her to know that it's not okay.

She can't just show up and meet me

and not even acknowledge the fact

that she has all my stuff on and my bag.

Seriously, this is not fun anymore. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to leave.

-What are you doing? -Please go.

I'm gonna get an Uber. I'm like, it's just not fun anymore

and now you're humiliating me, having to carry two purses out.

[Simon] Just makes light of it and have dessert.

You can't leave before we have dessert.

[Kim] No, I can and I am going to.

-[Jonathan] Say something. -No, she's the one making fun of me.

[Jonathan] She was totally kidding though.

I mean, it totally, like, escalated way out of proportion.

Over a stupid purse, it's like, embarrassing.

-[Kourtney] That was awkward. -[Jonathan] That was terrible.

Kim and I have had these problems though, like, literally, forever.

Starting in, like, sixth grade, or something, we just shared clothes.

One time, I was in eight grade and Kim was in seventh grade

and Kim, we shared this one pair of jeans...

like one weekend was mine, one weekend was Kim's...

and then, it was my weekend and she took the jeans,

so I made my nanny, like, drive me to her school

and I came into Kim's classroom in the middle of class and I was like,

-"My sister stole my jeans... -[Simon] Oh, my God.

...and I need to get them back immediately."

-And I, like, was screaming... -[Simon] You pulled a Kim.

-...in front of her entire class. -[Jonathan] Right.

This story, by the way, it sounds very familiar.

It's what happened tonight

except with a bag, 20 years later. Are you kidding?

-[Simon laughs] -Wait, heh, it actually is.

Are you kidding me, you started this game?

-All right, bye, dolls. -[Simon] Bye.

-[Jonathan] Where is your car? Where is... -Right there, my car is right there.

-Bye, honey. -Bye.

-[Jonathan] It was good to see you. -[Kourtney] Yeah.

-[Simon] Thank you for an exciting night. -[Kourtney] Yeah, it was great.

Okay, let me just check to make sure I still have my wallet.

[Kourtney] Shut up.

[Kris] Kylie, what are you doing in here, honey, it's time to get up.

-Dad hates me. -What do you mean "Dad hates you"?

He grounded me.

Daddy doesn't hate you, Kylie. Daddy just wants you to grow up to be...

...a perfectly fabulous young lady

and he thinks that perfectly fabulous young ladies

don't wear make-up to school.

Would it make you feel better if I talked to Daddy?

Yeah? Okay, I love you. Don't be sad.

I still get to kiss you even though you're growing up.

I love you!

-Honey. -[Bruce] Yeah?

-So, you grounded Kylie? -[Bruce] Yeah.

For what? I don't get it.

You need to tell me what your thought process is.

You know, parenting is not always easy, okay?

I don't wanna be, like, their best friend, no.

If you just let your kid do anything, they have no respect for you.

Kylie's just growing up

and you're gonna push her away, so dramatically,

and not let her really, kind of experiment and be herself with these little things.

Sooner or later, she's just gonna get really angry with you and rebel.

And you have to learn the difference between a little girl growing up

and trying to find her way and having a little fun and really being in trouble.

If you keep doing this to her, she's gonna rebel.

I don't know. Remember when Khlo� snuck out of the house?

[Kris laughs] I do remember when Khlo� snuck out of the house.

-[Bruce laughs] -[Kris] See?

They're all gonna do something to mess up

and we just have to be there to pick 'em up at the end of the day.

All right. Go tell her I'm, uh... She's not grounded any longer.

But I wanna talk to her.

-[Monica] I love that. -[Kim] Oh, that's cute.

-[Monica] It's perfect. -[Kim] I like that.

-[Kim] Hello? -Hey, Kim.

-Hey Kourt. I thought you were mad at me. -No, I...

You couldn't resist.

I am definitely not the girl that apologizes, I hate apologizing,

I just always like to think that I'm right about everything.

I realized that I could be a little nicer about borrowing your stuff

and maybe not just taking without asking

and taking your new stuff that you haven't even worn yet.

I would let you wear it, as long as you just asked, you know?

Maybe I'll be a little nicer and ask.

[Kim] Well, thank you.

Kourtney walks in, as I'm getting ready for the TV Guide party,

and at first I think she's just coming over

to borrow another outfit, but she actually is coming over

to apologize, which is really rare for Kourtney.

And I decided to come to the event with you tonight.

-[Kim] Really? -Well, I didn't want you to go alone.

Well, for being so nice...

...let me let you borrow an outfit, 'cause that dress is hideous, honey.

[Kourtney laughs] Okay.

[Kim] I'm excited that Kourtney's gonna come with me now to the TV Guide party,

because who wants to go to a party by themselves?

-[Kim] It's to die for. -[Kourtney] Ooh, that is fab.

[Kim] Isn't it? It's way more you, so you should wear this.

[Kourtney] Love this!

[Kim] By me letting Kourtney borrow this dress, I hope that Kourtney realizes

that I would share anything with my sisters,

it's just the principle

and the respect factor that I'm looking for.

-Thanks. -[Kim] I can find something else to wear.

-[Kim] Okay, Monica, help me. -[Kourtney] Let's get ready!

* Well it's 4 a.m. and it seems to me *

* Tonight's not going down in history But I'll tell you something honey *

* It's always better when I'm with you It's always better when *

* I'm with you *

* Tonight *

* I just don't want to say it's over *

[paparazzi yelling indistinctly]

[Kim] Kourtney looks amazing in this dress,

it definitely suits her better than me

I'm so happy that she can wear this and look amazing.

[paparazzi man] One more time, ladies. Together. Real close, thank you.

[water running]

-[Kylie] Dad? -[Bruce] Mm-hmm?

Could we talk?

[Bruce] I've seen a lot of girls grow up.

I know the process, I know how it works,

but Kylie, she's still my little girl.

I just don't think you understand that, since I'm your last one...

-Yeah? -...that everyone grows up.

I understand you're growing up,

and I don't mind, just a little bit of eyeliner's fine...

-And talking to my friends. -...and maybe a little...

You're a boy, you were a kid once.

Don't get carried away with all that stuff, that's all I can say.

I promise that...

-I won't grow up too fast... -[Bruce snickers]

...but you have to promise that you will accept that I grow up.

Okay, I can live with that, but I'm still gonna be watching you.

-[Kylie] And... -[Bruce laughing]

Kylie is just a smart, good little girl, I mean, she gets it.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on. Come on, you can do it.

-[Bruce] Ow. -[moans affectionately]

I think the toughest thing for any dad is to watch their little girls grow up.

[Kylie] Papa.

-[Kris] You like it? -Yeah.

[Bruce] You know, when they start off, they just love their dad,

they wanna hang with dad, and then, all of a sudden, the hormones hit,

and you become the enemy, and it's though on a dad.

[Bruce] How you doing so far?

Wait a second, all right, back up, show me the egg first.

Kylie, show me the egg you got.

[Bruce] That is the Gorilla, and then as we move forward...

[Bruce screams] Oh, my Gosh, who's that?

[Khlo�] Next on Keeping up with the Kardashians...

Scott has been in New York for almost over a day...

I'm not an idiot, I just heard a girl speaking in the background, so did Khlo�.

He's in bed with a girl.

[Khlo�] I've seen this guy hurt you, repeatedly.

[Kim] Kourtney needs therapy.

There's no reason anyone can treat her like this.

[Kourtney sobbing]