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[Khlo�] Previously on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Hey, babe. About to pick up my Bentley.

[Khlo� mimicking] Bentley.

How much longer though?

-'Cause we have to be at... -[Scott] Fifteen minutes?

-Ten minutes? -Ten more minutes.

It taken forever to get my car.

[Khlo�] He agreed to do something,

so he shouldn't be throwing it in your face.

If you say you're going to do something, then do it!

The guy yells at Khlo�,

and Kim doesn't defend her.

Stop and go get in the car, and stop being rude and a brat.

It's not funny.

I will never look at you the same.

You're trying to ruin my moment for me!

-People control her. -She doesn't defend us...

Don't be [bleep] rude!

I'll hurt you.

-Don't do that. -[Kourtney] Stop!

On, my God!

It's bad enough that the girls are fighting.

But now I think Bruce is going through a mid-life crisis.

A family vacation may be just the ticket.

[Bruce] Let's go to Breckenridge. I love it.

I don't feel like being with them.

I don't feel like laughing, skiing and snowboarding with them.

I think we need time apart.

Rock on!

[Khlo�] Why did you get a Hummer?

A Hummer?

-The kids go in the other car. -Its embarrassing!

Why did you get a Hummer? That's like, so strange.

Kimmy, you go with them, honey.

I want you to go make up with your sisters in the car.

-I don't want to go. -You have two hours,

-OK? -Two hours, exactly.

-Come on, let's go. -I don't want to go.

Kim and I just have a lot of tension between us.

None of us have ever really apologized

for the whole Bentley situation, us fighting and arguing.

This is for the cool people.

So, I'm pushing her buttons.

People that can't afford Bentleys ride this car.

Guys, I can't take this, let's go.

My parents make us all ride together,

'cause they think we're gonna make up.

But, we're not going to.

She's going to go in this car, and you're gonna get along.

So get in the car!

[Kris] These girls really need to change their attitudes,

because this vacation is not starting out the way that I had imagined.

[Bruce] All right, I love this car!

[Kris] Why?

Don't you think it looks good?

-I think it looks great! -Yeah, honey,

it's just not very you.

Mr. Conservative, I drive a black truck.

Driving up to skiing.

in our Hummer.

* I got the Hummer blues *

-[snaps fingers] -Honey, don't sing like that.

I can not believe Bruce wanted to get a Hummer.

He's definitely...

[Scott] Who doesn't want a Hummer?

Uh, what do you mean?

Like a road Hummer?

-[Rob] Like a Hub job. -You're talking about the car?

[Khlo�] Yeah, I'm talking about the car, Hummer.

Oh, I thought you meant, "A good old hum-dinger."

[Bruce] All right, we're ready.

No, no, no, you're right here.

The wind, you guys... is this necessary?

Go change. Awful.

No, that is not cute.

[man] Yeah, yeah, go on!

Yeah, I need someone to make me laugh.

Where's Kim?

[Khlo�] Kim is always late.

I'm here.

[Kourtney] Get out of our way!

[Kim] Stop! Jealous?

-[Bruce] Stop! -[Kris] That's enough.

[man 1] All right, you guys.

-[man 2] That's it! We're done. -[man 3] Money.

Oh!

The cabin is amazing.

I love it!

It is right out of a picture book.

Bunk beds, oh, my God.

Kim can sleep in here, the worst room.

Kim, your bunk bed is downstairs.

Where am I sleeping?

Mom, I don't know what to do because there's only one queen bed.

But I'm not sleeping with Kim!

This might be difficult for you guys, but...

you guys work it out.

Everyone is just giving me the cold shoulder.

I want to talk to someone who wants to talk to me.

Kimberly, what's on line that you have to really get on line?

iChat.

iChat?

-Who are you gonna... -[Bruce] Who do you need to iChat with?

Yeah.

My boyfriend.

Jesus.

Kimberly is driving me nuts!

She's physically here,

but mentally she's computerized

and she's going here...

It's like she's not even here with us.

-So we can bond? -We're here.

[Kris] So if I go upstairs in my room and get on my computer,

will you iChat with me?

No texting, no nothing.

No computers.

Let's just ski and have a good time.

Kim's kind of hiding in her iChatting.

So, I'm frustrated!

Look at the cabin I'm in.

You know what? I don't even think we need to ski.

We could just do it online.

Just ski online.

-What? -Bruce is mad at me. That I...

The first thing I do is I come in and I'm iChatting.

The one thing that makes me happy is talking to my boyfriend.

Do you see that I have a new effect?

Yeah.

Trying to escape the fact that they're all so mean to me.

it seems like nobody wants me to be happy.

Everyone [bleep] have fun!

Yeah, those fit perfect.

When you're going snowboarding, you gotta have the whole

outfit.

You gotta get into the snowboard culture.

[Rob] You could easily be a snowboard instructor.

-Honey. Honey. -[Kris] Yeah?

Honey.

Oh, wow, that's crazy.

His outfit is...

probably appropriate for a 20-year-old.

But I feel bad because he's trying so hard

to look cool.

-Is it hot? -[Rob] You look good.

-Thank you. -[Kris] It's a little crazy.

Snowboarding in heaven, lets go.

Kris likes me young and hip.

I think she likes the snowboard outfit.

[Rob] Does he look like, a snowboard instructor?

No.

[whispers] He's crazy.

[Kris] Hey, honey!

Don't break anything!

Uh-oh.

Just get on the...

I can't bend me knee.

Whoa!

Whoo!

[Kim] Even through we're here on a family vacation again

snowboarding is no different.

I'm all by myself and my sisters are

off snowboarding together.

[both laugh]

[screams]

[laughing]

Fun times. [grunts]

[Kris] The one thing about Bruce is that

he's an incredible athlete.

That no matter what he tries

He picks up instantly.

Bruce and the instructors

fall in love with each other.

They hit it off. They're going on ski lifts together.

They're hanging out.

We're going back to the house.

Do you want to take a couple of your guys? Come on back and have a beer?

I thought, "Why not?

Invite all the guys over to the house

have a little pizza, little beer.

Sounds like a good guy night.

Hey, honey, what are you doing?

I'm just putting a little ice on my knee.

What happened?

Well, nothing major. My knee actually is doing pretty good.

[Kris] You got to take it easy. You can't be acting like that.

-Like a kid out on the slopes... -Honey, my knee is fine.

This is just preventative stuff, you know?

What did do to your uh... hair?

Do you like it slicked back like this, honey?

Actually...

What you think? It's a good look?

I think you lost your marbles.

Bruce really seems to be like, on a different planet for the last few days.

I don't know what's going on.

Uh, I invited over some guys I met on the slops.

You invited them over here?

Yeah, for pizza, beer.

Who are you?

OK, honey, we'll get you some pizza and some beer.

-Hm-hm. -You know,

and maybe a little more gel for your hair?

I appreciate that.

Love you. You're the best.

Rock-n-roll, baby!

[Khlo�] That's a big ass deer. Is that real?

[Bruce] It's an Elk.

[Kris] Do you know what I want to do?

I want to have a vacation like we used to have.

No do-das.

[Bruce] Look at that, she's reading it.

-No, your, your... -[Bruce] She's reading...

Doing your side kicks and your emails.

[Kim] I'm allowed to communicate with people!

[Bruce] Can't you just go in the other room and communicate?

Don't be in here!

I'm getting really tired of every body.

all day long, sitting there going like this

and nobody talking.

It's ridiculous!

I wouldn't talk if I had this or not!

She walks in the house, she immediately goes to her computer.

You don't think that's weird that she doesn't like enjoy this with us?

-[Kim] Checking my emails... -It's a vacation!

I didn't plan this vacation!

I would rather not be here, I'm sick.

-I don't want to be in the cold. -Then go!

-I wouldn't have come! -Then go!

If it was my option... I'm already here!

[Kris] It's a little late now, honey.

So I wouldn't have come. I didn't want to come with a cold!

This is ridiculous. This is going to drive me crazy.

-I'm exhausted. -I would really like to have

this wonderful family vacay.

-Yeah, OK. -That I planned.

[Khlo�] Whoo!

[Kris] I want Kim present, in the moment, with the family.

Stop the texting!

I don't know, I was thinking maybe you would have like,

kind of a good time.

-No, I love it here. -And take ourselves

back to back in the day.

Or we could just take these little things

and maybe throw them away.

-Don't do that, Mom! -[Bruce] Hey!

Don't do that!

If you broke it you're getting ... Mom!

-Oh, I broke it! -Oh!

You're... You're so rude!

I'm furious. I mean, I literally want to kill her.

[Kris] Kim, come here, doll, let me see it. I swear I didn't mean to break it.

No. Where's your purse?

You're going to see your phone go in the toilet.

[all] Oh!

Do onto others as you would have others do onto to you.

[Khlo�] Kim's mature!

[all chanting] Kim's mature!

Kim's mature!

All right, let's see if yours works.

It's what she deserves.

[Kris] Oh, my God!

If you don't want it done to yours, don't do it to mine.

[Bruce] Why don't you just go home?

[Kim] Perfect, I'd love too!

[Kris] Rob, go get your sister, right now.

Bring her down here and tell her we need to have a little chatty-chat.

The whole family is definitely bashing on Kim.

And so like, I go in there and I talk to her.

[Rob] Hey.

They're just all rude. Everyone's rude.

I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want.

It's not like we're kids.

I'm 27 years old.

Kylie, can you please go into Kimmy's room

and tell her how much we love her?

[Khlo�] Just tell her to come here.

Tell her I have a Cartier watch for her.

[Kris] And tell her... Take her this and say,

"Kimmy I think you might of broken this."

-Did she, did she break it? -Kinda.

Yeah.

Thanks, Rob.

Oh, no, no, not that one. It's the long rectangular...

It's the only rectangular one.

This has your name on it.

Khlo� has a Carda... Cartier watch for you.

So she wants you to come in there.

Kylie, that's not funny.

This is not me.

This is what Khlo� and...

I don't even know what "Cartier" means.

[Kris] What's going on?

Kim feels like everybody is ganging up on her.

And to be honest

there's so many family members

that you can feel that way really easily.

[Kim] Everyone is just rude!

You're rude!

Everyone's rude.

Everyone just needs to leave me alone.

[Kourtney] For what?

Because the way you all treat me! It's rude!

I do nothing but nice things for everyone

and if I want to be left alone, If I want to...

It's not funny! Get out if you're

gonna continue to laugh and make fun of me!

-I'm tired of it! -[laughs] We're not.

I start laughing at Kim when she's crying because I just can't help it.

She has this ugly crying face that she makes.

You're sitting there laughing! It's not funny!

-I'm not laughing. -[Rob] Get... And let us talk.

[Khlo�] Her feelings are hurt and she's upset.

She's really crying.

I feel bad.

[knock on door]

Hey! How are you?

What's going on?

Hey!

-What's up, man? -Hey!

Come on in, guys.

Thanks, man, this is Lenny.

All this tension in the air.

Estrogen in the air.

Cell phones flying.

It's going to be great to have the guys come over

and just have a good time.

-All right, well, let's get some pizza. -Let's do it, Bruce.

We're going to kinda make ourselves at home if that's all right?

Yeah, my casa is su casa or something like that.

Mom!

-Come here for a second. -Yes.

-Hi, honey. What's up? -Hi.

Uh, who are all of these guys?

I have no idea.

Like that's so not like Bruce to just invite all these randoms?

Invites randoms over to the house for beer and pizza. Like, hi!

Bruce is definitely going through menopause

and it's at the same time

that my mom's going through menopause.

So it's fabulous.

You got, basically, three running events plus the hurdles.

It takes Bruce a long time to warm up to somebody.

So when he starts bonding with the 20-year-old ski instructors,

I'm like, "What's up with you, dude?"

I'm till in the business, guys!

-[all laugh] -[man] It's perfect!

Mom, if Bruce is having a mid-life crisis, you need to go help him.

Help him!

-What am I supposed to do? -This needs to stop.

[Kourtney] Where's Kim?

Not sure.

Kim's being sensitive right now

because there's so many of us and she's alone.

We just had a huge fight

and the last thing I want to do is hang out with Bruce and his lame friends.

My whole family seems more interested in hanging out with them than with me.

I need some space.

[Khlo�] Can we talk?

Don't you think it's so weird that Kim started crying?

No. She cries a lot.

True. She is very emotional.

I mean, I feel bad. I don't want her to feel that way.

I feel really bad but whatever, we won't do that anymore.

Kourtney and I have agreed

that we should just be nice to Kim. We feel bad.

It has to be a lot for all of us to be ganging up on her.

And we'll just call it a wash. Who cares?

Are you guys excited to go dog sledding? My mom tells us that she booked us

to all go dog sledding.

It's going to be so much fun

and we get to go see the baby dogs too.

Even though dog sledding sounds amazing

I really just can't stand to be around my family right now.

I just feel like I'm not feel good and I shouldn't risk getting any sicker.

I guess she's just upset still.

It just sucks 'cause she's going to miss out on this.

-[Kris] We'll miss you. -[Khlo�] Smell ya later!

Smell ya!

[barks]

[barking]

Whoa!

-[growls] -[screams]

Kendall, none of them are going home with us.

[phone rings]

[Kim] Hey.

-What up? -Everyone's dog sledding right now.

Why didn't you go with them?

I'm just like miserable. Like lunch was miserable.

Everything is just like not fun.

-Yay! -[laughs]

[screams]

If I'm going to be miserable here, I might was well be home

and like be happy and having fun.

[Reggie] Why don't you come home then?

Here we go! Around the corner...

[grunts]

[screams]

Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!

-[screams] -[laughs]

[Khlo�] I think Kim is missing out on like,

this great family experience.

[Kris] So much fun, so beautiful,

but the one thing missing is Kim.

[Khlo�] I just know I am going to remember this forever

and it sucks that Kim can't share in these memories with us.

[barking]

[Kris] Hey, Mr. GQ.

What made you want to do that to your hair?

[Bruce] I don't know.

It does make you look younger.

[Kourtney] He kind of looks like Scott.

[Bruce] Do I need to look younger?

Wait, you guys, where's Kim?

Has anyone seen Kim in the last couple of hours?

[Rob] No, I haven't seen her.

After dog sledding you know, I mean, I haven't seen her.

-[Bruce] Wow. -[Kris] Has somebody checked her room?

Khlo�, go check her room and see if she is in there.

I was there earlier and her door was shut.

I'm looking for Kim,

I noticed her door is shut, I'm assuming she is taking a nap.

Kim?

Kimmy?

Kim?

Kim?

Where the hell is she?

I'm looking around, her bags are gone

and there's a note on the bed.

Mom!

Oh, my God, Kim wrote a note and said that she left.

She left?

What do you mean she left?

What do you mean she left?

She said "I am extremely tired of everyone ganging up on me

and treating me with such disrespect. I've made the decision to go home.

Thanks for the wonderful family vacay."

I'm really worried, I'm really scared too.

Did I make her leave?

-Call her cell phone right now. -That's so unsafe,

we've never been here before to Breckenridge,

how does she know where to go?

I feel really bad that she would feel this way.

[Rob] You guys should feel bad.

I'm really upset

and I think Kourtney and Khlo�

really realized that this time they've gone too far.

It been the Bentley argument, it was here Kourtney and I just...

You know, it was a lot to feel attacked by two people.

I get it.

-[Rob] It was four people. -And then it was my Mom and Bruce

yelling at her yesterday.

It really makes us sad and realize that

it's not right what we're doing

and we shouldn't all gang up on Kim

and we're just worried about her

that she is OK.

Hey, Kimmy, it's Khlo�, um,

I just went into your room and I got your note.

I'm really sorry if like,

Kourtney and I are really feeling bad about anything we did.

-[Rob] And Mom and Bruce. -I'll apologize.

Please call me back because we're really worried,

I just need to make sure you're OK.

She left us?

[Kim] So getting home isn't exactly as easy as I thought it would be.

I need to go to the bus station and then wait there.

[voicemail] It's Khlo�, um, I just went into your room and I got your note.

And I'm really worried about you,

I'm really sorry if like, Kourtney and I and we're really worried

I just need to make sure you're OK.

We love you.

[line ringing]

Hey, babe,

so I think I'm gonna stay.

As much drama is going on,

it's not going to get any better if I leave.

It's only going to get worse.

It's like a family ski trip, and then I am leaving, you know?

It's not cool.

[Kris] Do you guys want anything else to eat?

Kim!

-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!

[Khlo�] Kim, where have you been?

Kimmy!

I felt so bad, I'm so sorry.

I'm so excited to see Kim when she walks through the door,

what a relief.

I'm glad you're back.

I walked through the door and I definitely feel the love.

Everyone is so excited to see me.

I think by her leaving

it really made me realize

we should not just pick on each other for the dumbest things.

I feel really bad,

but I also think it was a really good learning experience for me.

I don't want to fight with you guys.

We're gonna stop, Kourtney and I had a talk.

-[Kris] We're glad you're home Kimmy. -Glad I'm home too.

'Cause it was freezing out there.

[Khlo�] If you don't know how to give someone the code,

you just hit next.

This fight is finally over, thank goodness.

Now we can have a great family vacation

just like my mom planned.

She won all these Grammys with this song, don't know why.

Rhymes with hor-a-mones.

-[Rob] Nora Jones, I knew this one. -[Khlo� laughs]

Kim and I, we love each other. We're gonna have our ups and downs.

We're sisters, we're around each other way too much.

You're gonna get under somebody's skin.

I'll do food, Kim you'll probably get these all right.

Kim, what do you always make for boys?

-Cupcakes -Yes.

-What did you used to love? -Smores. Chocolate.

-Pop Tarts -Yes!

[Kourtney] All right, guys, I am going to bed.

Me too, that was fun.

-That was really fun. -That was so much fun.

-Love you. -I love you.

-[all] Love you. -Good night.

Honey, I gotta set this thing, 6:30.

At 6:30?

Yeah, I'm going skiing with the guys.

Honey, you gotta really slow down.

Slow down?

-Yeah. -Honey, you don't want me to slow down.

You don't want your husband to be slow.

Oh, I got to get up. Oh, man, that was lazy climbing over.

[groans] I'm staying young and hip for you, baby.

Bruce has been trying so hard

to make himself feel and look like he is 20 years younger.

But you know what?

I love Bruce just the way he is.

Baby, I love you no matter how old you get.

Mm, thank you. I knew you would.

I am getting a little older. But you know what?

Even at my age,

I got the hot wife, I got a great family.

-No alarms. -No alarm.

Life is great.

Let me get the light.

[strains] Ready, I'll get it!

-[grunts] -[Kris laughs]

[Bruce] Nighty-night.

[Kris] Good night, Grandpa.

[Kourtney] Next time on Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

Kourtney and I are going to listen to Bruce speak.

Girls, be on your best behavior.

I need a drink.

[Khlo�] We gotta go home...

-to our hotel room. -Girls, that's not funny.

[photographer] Look at me, right there, put your leg back up.

[Kim] Reggie's uncomfortable

with the sexiness of the shoot

Are you upset about the photo shoot?

Yeah.