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[music playing]

[Kris] Tonight, on the season finale
of Keeping up with the Kardashians...

It's 8:52 in the morning.

Right now let's get some real scoop.

Did you date Joe Francis

and once Terrence Howard?

Kim, what's the story
with Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian?

-[Trish, over phone] Hi, Kim, it's Trish.
-Hey, Trish.

-[Trish] So there's this photographer guy.
-Yeah?

[Trish] That's been trying to shop
nude photos of you and your sister

and try to sell them to our magazine.

[Kim] Oh, my God.

[Kris] We're gonna get
to the bottom of this, okay?

[Kim crying] I've already
been through this.

I don't wanna go through this again.

[Kris] This time
we went straight to the FBI

and that's who's coming over here now,

is the police, the FBI,

-and the attorney.
-Shiz.

-[camera shutters]
-[Bruce] All right, we're ready.

No, no, no, you're right here.

The wind, you guys...
Is this necessary?

Go change. Awful.

No, that is not cute.

[man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.

I need someone to make me laugh.

Where's Kim?

[Khlo�] Kim is always late.

I am here.

[Kourtney] Get out of our way!

[Kim] Stop! Jealous?

-[Bruce] Stop!
-[Kris] That's enough.

[man 1] All right, you guys.

-[man 2] That's it. We're done.
-[man 3] Money.

[music playing]

[Kourtney] This is exciting.

[Kim] The DUB show is a car show
that I'm hosting for the day.

[inaudible]

-Hi.
-George.

George?

[Kim] Being in the public eye
is really cool.

There you go. Thank you.

And people recognizing me,
that's a real trip.

[Kim] Hi.

So are the rumors true?
You still dating Reggie Bush?

[Kim chuckles nervously]

I'm not here to talk
about my personal life.

But there's one thing that drives me
absolutely crazy about being famous,

and that's everyone wanting to know

all of the details about who I'm dating.

[woman] Go and meet Fabolous.

[Kim] One of the duties that
the host fulfills at the DUB show

is that I announce the performers.

-[woman 1] We'll see you later.
-[woman 2] Bye.

And the next performer
is the rapper Fabolous

who I met one time before,

-yet the tabloids claims I'm dating.
-[crowd cheering]

So I decided to have fun with it.

So, this next performer

is once rumored to be my boyfriend,

so probably after I, you know,

announce him today, we might be married.

These crazy rumors...

[Kim] The tabloids just
come up with these rumors,

people that I'm dating.

You know, what can you do?

-Thank you.
-[man] Drive safely.

-It's so hot, thank you so much.
-[man] Thank you.

[music playing]

-[telephone ringing]
-[woman] Ooh!

[Kim] Hey, Cindals.

[Cindy, over phone]
Hey, Kim, what's going on?

Nothing, I'm just
at the store with my sisters.

Some random calls,
and I'm like a little concerned about it,

that you were hanging out
with Terrence Howard over the weekend.

[Khlo� scoffs]

Page Six called and The Post called...

What?

But they have really specific things
that they're asking me to confirm.

Like what?

So, I get a call from my publicist Cindy

and it's her job to make sure

that everything that
the press writes about me is true.

I saw him at Butter,

and literally, we were
at completely separated tables.

Like, from across the other room

and we must have waved hi for one second.

So why would they even think that then?

I took a picture with him. [chuckles]

Kourtney took a picture with him.

[Cindy] [bleep]
They confused you and Kourtney.

There you have it. [chuckles]

-[Kim] Oh, my gosh.
-[Khlo�] They probably did.

I've been really trying to not let
these silly little rumors get to me,

but they are really getting out of hand.

[Khlo�] What are you doing?

[Kim] Reading what it says online about...

Are you really reading this?
What does it say?

It says, "Bootylicious
Kim Kardashian has a new man.

The beauty has been out on the town
with hunky actor Terrence Howard."

-[Khlo� chuckles]
-[Kim] "They were all over each other,

she was sitting on his lap
and he was rubbing her butt.

-Rep for Howard declined to comment."
-[Kourtney] Oh, my God.

-What?
-I'm sorry, that's you.

Look, it says, "Who is dating
Kim Kardashian?"

[Khlo�] No.

Okay, let's see how many are true.
One, two, three, four.

Four out of ten are true.

-[Khlo�] That's amazing.
-[Kim] This is ridiculous.

I wanna go in here and write to them.

-Kim...
-Kim, let me take care of this letter.

-Because I'm very professional.
-[Khlo� chuckles]

We are here for you. For you, Kim.

I cannot believe
they have this as if it's a fact.

-Kim, this is [bleep] stupid!
-It's stupid 'cause...

Why does Mom have
a picture of you as her screensaver?

-And not me?
-Because I did it.

'Cause Mom gets ten percent.

-Kim!
-Mm-hmm.

-Get up, step away from the computer.
-Step away from the computer, please.

-Step away.
-Before we escort you.

[Kim] Kourtney and Khlo�
are saying it's not a big deal

and all of our friends and family
know it's not true,

but the whole world thinks it's true.

-Get up in it. Up and out.
-[Kim] Stop.

So I'm already booked to appear
on the Ryan Seacrest radio show

and I think it's the perfect opportunity
for me set the record straight.

I'm so excited to go
on Ryan Seacrest in the morning.

I just feel like I can
clear up all these rumors

about all these guys
that I've supposedly dated.

He'll ask me funny questions

and I can finally give him the answers.

And they'll realize I'm not a slurbag.

You're not a slur and you know it.

[Kim] I know, I'm totally the anti-slur.

-Okay, you're not a slur.
-Don't.

Let's go make pretend
you are for the night, though.

-Come on, slur.
-[Kourtney] No.

-[Scott] Come on, slur!
-[Kourtney] Oh, my God.

[man] [in the jingle] Here comes!

-[static]
-[woman] [in the jingle] On air!

-[show jingle playing]
-[man] Ryan Seacrest.

-[man] 102.7. Okay!
-[Ryan] It's 8:52...

...in the morning, Seacrest with you.

Coming into the studio now, we're bringing

-sisters Kardashian.
-[Ellen] Yes.

[Ryan] So, uh...

-Kim was listening earlier this morning.
-[Ellen] Yes.

And we were talking about your history

of the social scene and circle.

Yes, I want to set the record straight.
Let's be honest, ask me everything.

Okay, let me just sta...
This is going to be very easy.

-Let me start with the list of guys.
-[Kim] Okay.

Did you date Joe Francis
from the Girls Gone Wild?

No way! That's my sister's friend.

-So, Joe Francis, no way.
-[Ryan] Okay.

[Ryan] What about the lead sing...

No, he's not
the lead singer, he's the bassist

from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz?

[Kim] No, but I did kiss him.

I was in his video

and we had a kissing scene, but
I also kissed a monkey in that video too.

Strangely, I've kissed a monkey as well.

-[Ellen laughs]
-What about...

our friend, we talked
to him not to long ago,

Terrence Howard, I remember,
I walked in in the morning and I saw...

-This is recently.
-Oh, this story is hysterical.

I was sitting on his lap that night.

-[overlapping yelling]
-[Ryan] Ah!

It's 8:45. Kim Kardashian with us
and we're up to Reggie Bush.

Now, are you dating him? What's the story
with Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian?

Um...Reggie and I are good friends.

-We're good friends.
-When you say...

First of all, a couple of things...

-There was an "umm"...
-[Ellen] Good friends means...

A pregnant pause, you shifted eye contact.

Have you ever seen
Reggie Bush with his shirt off?

[Kim] Umm...

Yes. He's... You know, aren't there
lots of commercials and stuff...

-[Ryan and Ellen laughing]
-...with his shirt off?

Okay, so we're gonna put that as a yes.

So there's definitely a potential there,
because you do think he's cute?

No. No. You know what,
I'm trying to... I said to myself

I'm going to be single for a year.

This is the only time in my life
that I can focus on work.

I have no time away from my family,

if you date me, it's like
you're dating my whole family.

Oh God, are you dating Kris too?

-[Ellen] The whole package.
-[Kim laughing]

[Ryan] Well, thank you,
girls, for coming in.

It's great to see all of you.
I appreciate you getting up early.

-Thanks, girls.
-Thank you.

[woman] Bye, everybody.

[Kris] Hey guys, that went great.

-It went amazing.
-Yeah, you did a great job.

Are you done clearing up all the rumors?

How do you feel about that?

[Kim] I feel the rumor thing,
it happens to everyone,

and I get really sensitive about it
when they're so not true, but...

I think you just have to
toughen it up a little bit.

Get a little bit tougher skin,

'cause that's gonna
start happening all the time.

Rumors schmumors.

[***]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[Trish] [over phone]
Hey, Kim. This is Trish.

Hey, Trish. How are you?

I'm good. Hey, listen,
I want to tell you something.

I could get fired for telling you this,
but I think it's the right thing to do.

-So there's this photographer guy...
-Yeah?

...that's been trying to shop
nude photos of you and your sister

and trying to sell them to our magazine.

He's got naked picture
of you and your sister

and there's some guy in it too.

-What?
-I thought you should kno... Yeah.

-I just thought you should know.
-Wait, me and my sister together?

He said it was you
and your sister and some guy.

I know where these pictures came from.

Oh, my God.

[Kim] I thought
I was already done with this.

Mom! I need to talk to you.

[Kris] What's wrong? Honey, what's wrong?

-[Kim crying]
-What's wrong?

[Kim] Those pictures of Kourtney.

-[Kris] It's okay.
-[Kim] Oh, my God.

There's Kourtney and Khlo�.
I cannot even face her.

[crying] Mom, I don't want
to talk to Kourtney.

[***]

[Kim crying]

-[Kris] What is it?
-[Kim] It's all my fault.

-You know what I mean?
-[Kris] Listen.

We're gonna get to the bottom of this.

-Okay?
-[Kim] I've already been through this,

and then I have to face Bruce

and I just, like, I don't want
to go through this again.

[Kris] Please don't cry. I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, Kim.
I don't know what to do.

[***]

[Kim panting and crying]

[Kim] And it's Kourtney.

I'm responsible
for ruining someone's life.

Kim, you're not responsible

for something that
Kourtney did in high school.

When Kourtney was in high school,

she unfortunately took some pictures
of her and her boyfriend together

without any clothes on.

I can handle this, it's just Kourtney.
You know, I've been through this.

[Kris] Kim, you were 16 years old.

But it was my fault. You know what I mean?

Kim stole Kourtney's pictures
as a practical joke

but at some point she lost them.

[Kris] We have to deal with the problem
and not blame ourselves right now.

I'm the one that stole these from Kourtney

and left them around
for somebody else to get their hands on.

-I'll be right back.
-[Kim sobbing]

-[Kris] Can I get you anything?
-[Kim] A gun.

I feel awful that,

because of me taking these from her,

it's gonna ruin her life.

Hey, Khlo�?

-Khlo�, come here.
-[Khlo�] Yeah?

-I need to talk to you.
-What's wrong?

-[quietly] Listen, I've got a problem.
-[Khlo�] Mm-hmm?

Kim is in the other room,
she's really, really upset.

Do you remember those pictures

that were taken when you guys
were, like, in high school?

-Kourtney's photos?
-Kourtney's photos.

They've resurfaced
and we have a big, big problem

because somebody was trying
to sell the pictures to a magazine.

-So you need...
-What?

[Kris] So you need to keep Kourtney busy.

She's not gonna tell her?

She's gonna tell her,
but she need time to...

It's very stressful in there.

Go get her and keep her busy
until I deal with Kim.

As mad as I am at these girls,

what I really need to do
is get a grip and figure it out.

[man over phone] Is there
any indication that anyone was told

when these photos were taken?

I think people know

they were ten years ago.

[man] The pictures are obvious
that Kourtney is underage.

The fact that she's underage
makes them illegal.

-Oh, okay. Good point.
-[man] Um...

This is a child pornography case.

These kids are teenagers,
they're in high school, they're underage,

and anyone who would be
selling or buying these photos,

it's a federal offense.

And then can we go after
the guy who sold them?

[man] Yes.

The last person that had access
to these pictures, that I know of,

was my ex-husband.

You really need to talk to Kim

to figure out when we can
go downtown to do the buying.

[Khlo�] Sunday, we were gonna do it.

[Kourtney] Let's go tell her,
see if she's free on Sunday.

Ha, look, Baron's in here.

What?

-Baron's in the mag.
-For what?

I just want Kim
to give you a heads up that...

-[Damon speaking indistinctly]
-How far this is going.

[Kim] So, I call my ex-husband

and he seems to have an idea
of who could be causing this trouble,

a friend that once stayed in his house.

[Kris] Did he take these from your house?

Did he ever tell you
he was gonna sell 'em?

No, he wouldn't tell you that.

Okay, just... This guy is going down.

The one thing I know we have to do

is listen to the people
that are trying to help us

and not try to take control
of the whole situation myself.

This is a case for the FBI.

[man] I just got off the phone
with the Special Agent Bernie [bleep].

He is FBI and he'd like to arrange
a meeting with you as soon as possible

and they can come out to you.

If they could come here
that would be great.

So do you think that any pictures
are gonna get out by tomorrow?

[man] I can't answer that one for you

because we don't know exactly
what this guy has done,

we know that he has e-mailed
a couple of the photos.

Angelina has great boobs.

Alright.

See ya.

-[knocks on door]
-[Kourtney] Hello?

[Kim] I don't wanna talk to anyone.

-Who is it?
-[Kim] I can't talk to Kourtney.

-Kourt.
-[Kris] What's up?

Really, what's going on with everyone?

-Give us a minute, we'll be right out.
-Okay, you guys are, like, hiding.

-[Kris] No, we're not.
-It's bizarre.

[Kris] We're busy, Kourtney.

The two of us can hardly bear the thought

of telling Kourtney what's going on.

[Kim] I just don't know
how I'm gonna tell Kourtney.

She's gonna kill me.

We know we have to
because the FBI is on the way.

I feel like I should just talk
to Kourtney and get it over with.

[***]

-[Kris] Kourtney...
-Hmm?

[Kris] We have something
we need to share with you.

Guess what's come back to haunt us?

My sex pictures?

Yeah, in a weird way
I was kind of prepared for this

because these pictures
have always been haunting me.

I got a call from someone

saying that an agency
is trying to shop them around.

These pictures were a private thing

that I took with my boyfriend
a long time ago.

And I never thought
that anyone would see them.

[Kim] I don't care what they say about me,

you know what I mean, but if
they say it about you, then it's like...

[Kim] Kourtney is so non-emotional, but...

I know she's probably
really worried and really scared.

But then again,
we've gone through this before.

[Kris] I think what happened
with Kim the first time around

was really, really a disaster,

and I think that,
even though she won her lawsuit,

she took that on herself
without any of us,

and then once we all got involved
the whole thing turned around.

This time, we went straight to the FBI.

[Kim] [quietly] Oh, my God.

[Kris] And that's who's
coming over here now,

is the police, the FBI and the attorney.

-[Kylie] Come here.
-[Kendall] No.

-[Kylie] Come here.
-[Kendall] No.

-[Kylie] Come here.
-Stop now!

[Kylie] Get out of my way again.

-Wait!
-[thud]

-Ow!
-[barking]

-[Kendall] Oh, God, no!
-[Kylie and Kendall laughing]

Mommy said the FBI was coming,
that's why I couldn't get in my room.

[Kendall] I think Kim is crying.

-[Kylie] Kim's crying?
-I think.

[Kourtney] I don't want you to feel bad
and feel like it's your fault about...

-It is my fault.
-Yeah, but we were young.

I mean, I took
the pictures so...it's my fault.

[Kim] Everyone has sex
with their boyfriend.

Everyone takes pictures.

Not everyone takes pictures.

[Kris] Okay, girls, the FBI is here.

Look your best.

[***]

Two special agents from the FBI show up.

They tell us they want to interview

each one of us, individually,
and in a separate place.

[Kim] It's kind of scary
because they are, you know,

one's talking and one's
writing down everything you say.

And I want to do it fast so they can
hurry up and get out of there

and go find this guy.

[Kris] As if the FBI interviewing
my daughters isn't scary enough,

I still need to tell Bruce
what's going on.

I'll talk to Bruce, you go in
and get them something to eat.

-Talk to me?
-[Kris] There's been a little situation.

Um, Kourtney's in the office

right now with, um, the FBI.

Oh, really?

Years ago, I did that TV Bloopers
and Practical Jokes.

-[Kris] Not a blooper or a practical joke.
-And they had... The IRS was after me.

-[Kris] Bruce, this isn't a...
-It's not something like that?

[Kris] No. I swear to God.

Alright.

Bruce knows about
the pictures from the past.

What's going on now?

[Khlo�] For once,
it has nothing to do with me.

[Kourtney] So I'm hoping
that he'll be understanding.

When you're young and stupid,
you make mistakes.

But in today's society, those mistakes
stay with you for the rest of your life.

-One guy posts one of those shots...
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

...online, and it's there for life.

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.
-Your grandkids will be looking at it.

[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

[Kourtney] I'm calling Scott
to see if he's coming here.

-Does he know all about this?
-No.

[quietly] Oh, God.

[Kourtney] I hate telling people things
because I get really nervous

and smile and laugh

and I don't want Scott
to think that this is a joke

because it is really serious.

You know I have sex pictures
when I was seventeen?

-No.
-With Jeff.

-Sure.
-[Kourtney] Someone's trying to, like,

sell them to everyone.

And that was before your boob job,
is that why you're mad?

-No.
-[Khlo�] Oh, my God, Scott.

What? I don't know if you're serious!

These dudes, the FBI,
they're not wearing very nice suits.

[Bruce] No, you know what,
this is not a joke.

This is not a joke.
I found that out. It's not.

-Well, this is ridiculous.
-[Bruce] Yeah. This is not a joke.

Well, last thing I want to see
is my girlfriend with somebody else.

Nor do I want the world to.

[Bruce] Uh, you're not with...
Are you with somebody on these?

Just Jeff in one picture.

One with him.

Alright, I'm getting a mental picture,
I don't wanna think about it.

That's disgusting.

I'm going to the bathroom to throw up.

[footsteps receding]

[***]

[Scott] How do you feel about yourself?

I feel fine about myself.

I was 17 and took pictures
with my boyfriend.

-You're saying because you're 17...
-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

-...it's not a big deal?
-[Kourtney] No, it's a big deal.

But why do you keep mentioning
the age, I don't understand.

Like, if now you did it,
you wouldn't be bad?

[Kourtney] I'm just saying
you do things when you're young

that you don't always think about.

I didn't.

[Kourtney] Okay, doll, I'm so sure.

-I didn't.
-Okay.

I don't know.

I mean, you know that... Whatever, not even

a thing would ever happen
to our relationship, just for the record.

I totally get where Scott's coming from,

it's just really comforting,
though, to know

that he's supporting me no matter what.

Just everyone, please say your prayers
tonight when we go to bed.

Like, I'm so drained.

[Kris] All I wanna do is climb into bed

and watch The Bachelor.

I think we're all tired.

[Kourtney] Good night, Mom.

Mwah. Good night. I love you.

-Good night.
-Mm-hmm.

-Okay? Love you no matter what.
-[Kourtney] Thank you.

-I know.
-[Kris] All right?

What are you doing, Ken? How's it going?

When our family has this sort of drama,
it's hardest on the little ones.

Why was the FBI here?

[Kris] The FBI...

The FBI was here because
those are the people that you call

when you have
a really big time grown up problem,

and they come to help.

I'll tell you more about it
when you're grown up. Okay?

-[Kendall] Mm-hmm.
-[Kris] Alright, I love you, honey.

-[Kendall] Love you, Mommy.
-[Kris] Come on, let's get to bed, baby.

[***]

[phone ringing]

[Kris] Hello?

Okay. Okay.

They got the guy.

The FBI went in the middle of the night.

They have everyone that they
e-mailed, that they solicited to,

they have all the responses,

and they have the source of where
the pictures originally came from.

[Kim] There are no pictures
on the Internet.

And the FBI caught the person
that was selling the photos.

I'm so relieved. I kept waking up
at like four in the morning

-and then like going on TMZ.
-[Kim] I know, me too.

And seeing, are there pictures of me?

This is the best news, everyone!

No pictures!

[Kim whooping]

I think we've all learned
a very valuable lesson.

Don't trust anybody.

I wanna be known

to not be messed with. I want to just...

-[Kris] I'm not gonna mess with you.
-No, seriously, I won my lawsuit.

Now the FBI got this, right away.
I want people to know

the Kardashians can not be [bleep] with.

-Damn, little wodi.
-[Kris] No pun intended.

[Kim laughs]

[Kim] Fame has its advantages

and it definitely its disadvantages.

And whatever we do reflects on my family,

so now I know I have to get it right.

-[Kim] Girls?
-[Kylie] Yeah?

Can you come out here?
I want to talk to you guys.

Sure.

I know that you guys sometimes
don't understand what goes on,

and I'm sorry if, you know,

at school, maybe
your friends have said things to you

or...come to you with things

that maybe you don't know
the whole truth about,

but you have three big sisters
that you can always come to.

And when you get to that point
and you do like boys,

I want you to be able to call me
and tell me whatever you want to.

And you too, okay?

I love you so much.

-Get over here!
-[Kendall groaning]

When it really comes down to it,

the most important thing
in life is family.

Oh, my little darlings.

[Bruce] This has been
quite a year for our family.

All the skeletons
are out of the closet, I hope.

But overall, we're all a lot closer.

Family hugs!

-Kendall didn't get the Arme...
-Family hug!

We love each other a lot
and we have each other's back for sure.

-Come on.
-Oh, let me get in.

[Kim] There's nothing like family.

Especially those crazy Kardashians.

[overlapping chatter and laughter]

-[Kim] Alright, I'm getting suffocated.
-[Kris] We need Kim to comment.

[Kourtney] Kim doesn't like
that much affection.

[Kris] Unless it's from a male.

[women laugh]

[Kim] Alright, get off of me.

-[Kim] Seriously, get off!
-[Bruce] Sis, off!