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[Kris] A lot of people remembermy ex-husband Robert Kardashian
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as the attorney in the O.J. Simpson trial.
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Well, it's coming up
on the anniversary of his death,
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it's been four years.
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And every year we get togetherwith the kids and the family,
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and we go to his favoriteArmenian restaurant, the Carousel.
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-Hey, guys.
-Hey, guys.
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[Kim] We haven't really goneas a family in a while, so...
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to honor my dad, this is the best place
and the best thing that we can do.
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Rob, what's your favorite memory of Daddy?
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Probably, he would come to my room
every night and say my prayers with me.
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I think that each one of us has like
a really different relationship with him.
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Mine is watching old movies.
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I would, like, be watching a movie
and get, like, really into it,
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and he would always forg...
Like, I would never record the ending.
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[Kim] His recording skills
were not so good.
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Every morning when he would come in,
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I would be either drinking hot tea,
'cause he'd always drink tea,
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and I'd put sugar in it.
He'd always come in and be like,
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"Would you like some hot chocolate
with your sugar?"
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Or, "Would you like
some tea with your honey?"
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[Khlo�] A couple weeks before he died,he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer.
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My sisters and my brotherhave dealt with it.
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I get very angry or just very quiet,
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very distant towards my family.
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[Robert] Okay, here's Khlo�.Ooh, good one.
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[echoing] I love you.
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-[Robert growls]
-[girls scream]
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[girls laughing]
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[laughing continues]
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[Khlo�] I try to never talk about my dad
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or him passing away.
I could talk about...
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him and happy moments,
but not... him being sick.
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[tape rewinding sound]
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[Kris] All of us have a hard timeevery year at this time,
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but I think Khlo� especiallytakes it really, really hard.
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I don't think she's really dealt with all
the anger and grief that she has inside.
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[Kourtney] Okay, so someone
will pick it up tomorrow.
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[quietly] Oh, you guys
are so [bleep] rude!
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-[Kourtney] My credit card info?
-[Khlo�] Jesus!
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[Kourtney] Um, yeah.
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-Okay. Do you have it?
-Kourt, can someone [bleep] help me?
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Like, I'm really tired
of doing all this [bleep].
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I'm buying something on the phone.
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[Khlo�] What are you doing?
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I'm just trying to go through
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-all the stuff that people sent.
-[Kourtney] Thanks, doll.
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You're the best. Love it. Bye.
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[Khlo�] You're just going through
stuff people send to you?
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-Is it for the store or for you?
-No, they sent it to me.
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[Khlo�] So shouldn't you be doing that
at your house?
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Like, I cannot clean up after you.
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[Kim] I don't want to
give people my home address.
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So take it home,
like, I cannot clean up after you.
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Relax, I'm gonna go through this
and I'm giving you guys some stuff too.
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-So relax.
-[Khlo�] I don't give a f...
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I cannot handle it, I'm stressed out.
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I'm breaking out because
I cannot work this much all the time.
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It...
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Get the [bleep] out of here!
Go to [bleep] Smooch.
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-Get the [bleep] out of here.
-[Kourtney] What are you doing?
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Oh, my God. You're a psycho.
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-[Khlo�] Out. Get the [bleep] out.
-[Kim] What a freak!
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[Khlo�] I have to clean up here.
I don't want to be here all [bleep] day.
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[groans] Khlo�!
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Oh, my God.
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[Kourtney] Are you okay? Do you need to...
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No, I am not okay. I need a [bleep] Xanax.
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I need something. This is bull... [bleep]
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No one [bleep] helps me.
I'm not [bleep] okay.
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Khlo� better get her act together
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or something really bad
is gonna happen to her.
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-I'm leaving.
-[Kim] Good.
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I would love to see you guys clean up
and do this on your own.
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Bye, bitches. Have a great time.
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Khlo� needs to be put away
for a few months.
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-[camera shutters]
-[Bruce] All right, we're ready.
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No, no, no, you're right here.
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The wind, you guys...
Is this necessary?
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Go change. Awful.
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No, that is not cute.
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I need someone to make me laugh.
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Where's Kim?
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[Khlo�] Kim is always late.
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I am here.
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[Kourtney] Get out of our way!
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[Kim] Stop! Jealous?
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-[Bruce] Stop!
-[Kris] That's enough.
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-[man 1] That's it. We're done.
-[man 2] Money.
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[Khlo�] I'm really tiredof arguing with Kourtney and Kim,
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so we're gonna go partyand release some steam.
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And I'm gonna turn
into an alcoholic tonight.
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[screams]
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[Kourtney] Khlo� is so bipolar.
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She's screaming at me one second,
making a joke the next.
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I can always tell when my sisters
are beyond the point of no return.
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[Khlo�] It is so nice notto be arguing with my sisters.
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It's great just to be out and having fun.
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But I'm so tired, I just want to go home.
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I'm halfway home,and all of a sudden, I'm really buzzed.
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-[police siren wailing]
-I see a cop car behind me.
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The lights go on.
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And all I am thinking is [bleep] a duck.
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[officer] You had anything
to drink tonight?
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-Yes.
-How much?
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About four drinks.
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[officer] Four drinks?
Do me a favor, step out of the car.
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Okay. Let me do a series of tests
with you, okay?
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-It's called a Field Sobriety Test.
-Okay.
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[officer] All right, put your right foot
out in front of you.
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-Put your hands at your side.
-[chuckles] Jeez.
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[man] Okay. Let's skip that one, okay?
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I cannot stand on both of my feet,
let alone one.
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I'm doing horrible and I know I'm
gonna go to jail. I could just feel it.
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[officer] Okay, the last part of the test.
I want you to turn around...
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put your hands behind your head.
Okay, interlace your fingers.
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[Khlo�] This isn't a test.
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Handcuffed and being putin the back of a police car.
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I am so [bleep] right now.
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I totally know I should nothave been driving, so irresponsible.
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My mom's gonna kill me.
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[phone ringing]
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-Hello.
-[Khlo� over phone] Kourt.
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Yeah?
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[Khlo�] Hi, it's Khlo�. Don't hang up.It's... I'm calling you from jail.
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What do you mean?
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[Khlo�] I'm in jail. I have a DUI.
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I have to stay in here,seven hours is maximum.
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-Are you okay?
-[Khlo�] Yeah, I'm okay.
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It's just, I mean, I look like a whore.
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I'm in like a mini dress,so kind of embarrassing.
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[Kourtney] Ugh, I feel so bad.
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[Khlo�] Please, come get me.I cannot call you again. Okay?
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All right.
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[Khlo�] Sorry, but, please, do it as...Don't tell Mom, don't tell Kim.
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-Just don't tell anybody.
-Okay.
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-[Khlo�] Okay. Bye.
-I love you.
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[phone clicks]
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[dialing]
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-[Kim over phone] Hello.
-[Kourtney] Kim, wake up.
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Khlo�'s in jail.
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She got a DUI.
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[Kim] Oh, my God.We have to go get her out of there.
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She told me not even to tell you, so...
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Just don't do anything.
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Don't tell Mom and do not tell Bruce.
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[Kim] Okay, so what should I do?
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Just go to sleep, I'm just telling you.
Just go to sleep.
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[Kourtney over phone] There's nothingwe can do. She's getting out at noon.
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One of us just has to be thereto pick her up from the jail.
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[Kim] So at this hour there's nothingreally that Kourtney and I can do.
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We just have to go to sleep
and wait till Khlo�'s out.
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Morning!
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Hi, kiddo. What are you doing?
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-[Kim] Just checking emails.
-[Kris] Yeah? Where's Khlo�?
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I don't know.
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You don't know where Khlo� is?
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-No, I...
-Wasn't she supposed to open this morning?
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Yeah, but I'm taking over,
she needed a break.
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[Kris] Oh.
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[Kris] I think it's so weird,
for some reason, that Khlo� isn't here.
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I'm really... She never not comes in
and opens the store.
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She hasn't called you?
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[Kris] I'm having lunch with Kim andI see that she's really, really nervous.
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And I keep seeing her getting her pages
and her phone calls from her sisters.
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And I know something's wrong.
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Well, it's kind of weird 'cause
usually she call me three or four times
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and asks me if I want a coffee every
damn morning before I even get to work.
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And I haven't heard from her,
which is odd.
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-What's wrong?
-[Kim scoffs]
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It's not funny, but...
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Khlo�'s in jail.
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What?
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What do you mean Khlo�'s in jail?
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All right, Mom, relax. Khlo� got
pulled over last night for a DUI.
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[Kris] A DUI?
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I've been asking you all morning
where the hell is Khlo�,
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and you tell me now? Three hours later?
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Why aren't you at jail with her right now
if you know she's in jail?
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-What's wrong with you?
-Kourtney told me she took care of it.
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-And I just called her and she...
-[Kris] Kourtney took care of it,
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yet my daughter is in jail?
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I am shocked,
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freaked out, disappointed,
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and all I can think about
is getting to wherever Khlo� is.
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I can't believe you guys.
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-If something happened to one of you...
-It wasn't me, Mom.
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...and I wasn't there immediately,
you guys...
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Hi, Robert Shapiro, please? Kris Jenner.
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Okay, tell him to call me, it's urgent.
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Here is their sister in jail
and they know it.
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And why are they sitting herewhen they should be
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at the jailhouse,
trying to get her out and released.
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Okay, I should have been the next call.
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Then we get Robert on it and it's done.
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Okay? You don't leave somebody in jail.
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And I should've been your first call
at 5:30 this morning.
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I blame you, Kim. Let's go.
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-Me? Blame your alcoholic daughters.
-Yeah, I'm blaming you. 5:30.
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Don't blame me.
I'm the only one that doesn't drink.
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[Kris] I feel really, really sad
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that Khlo� has beenin this jail cell all night long.
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But I am shocked, disappointed, angry,
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all at the same time.
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[police sirens wailing]
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[Khlo�] I'm so ready to go home,and who shows up to pick me up?
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My mom.
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Kill me now.
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[Kris] You okay?
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-How are you, baby?
-Hi.
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-[Khlo�] Yes.
-Yeah? Come on.
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The good news is you're okay,
the bad news is I'm pissed.
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[groans] I can't deal with this,
I'm so [bleep] tired.
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I've been in jail for hours.
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-I can't deal.
-I'm tired too. Do you need some water?
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Did they give you anything in there?
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No, it's poisonous in there,
I'm not touching a thing.
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-I really thought I was fine to drive.
-[Kris] Mm-hmm.
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Once I got in the car,
I realized I wasn't that cool.
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But Kourtney was more drunk than I was
and everybody left me.
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[Kris] If you feel like you've had
a little too much to drink, Khlo�,
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-why didn't you call me or call a cab?
-Mom, I didn't realize. I didn't realize!
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All right, Khlo�, well,
this is just freaking me out.
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-[Khlo�] It's a [bleep] accident!
-[Kris] How are we gonna tell Bruce?
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-I'm not telling Bruce a thing!
-Oh, really?
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-Do not tell him either. Just wait.
-You just got a DUI,
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and you don't think he's gonna find out?
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Oh, like Kim hasn't done worse things
than me and you guys didn't tell him.
229
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So let's not even go there, Kris.
230
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But to get in a car and potentially
hurt the lives of somebody else
231
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and changing somebody else's
whole life forever...
232
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[Khlo�] I get it.
This is not the right time!
233
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,913
I have not eaten.
I haven't even gone to bathroom.
234
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Leave me alone right now.
235
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-[Kris] I can't leave you alone, Khlo�.
-I get it.
236
00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,619
I've been in jail,
sitting there thinking about it.
237
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:04,757
My point is I'm mad at Kourtney
for telling you guys, one.
238
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And two, Bruce is not knowing a thing.
239
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[Khlo�] I look like a nightmare.
240
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[Kris] Khlo�, don't get into that with me.
241
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:24,777
-We're gonna come back, I'm...
-[Khlo�] Wait. [stammers] Wha...
242
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-[Khlo�] Don't get into what with you?
-I'm gonna come back...
243
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,748
-[Khlo�] That I look like a nightmare?
-and we're gonna have a little talk.
244
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:32,685
And you gotta starting thinking about what
your dad would say about this right now.
245
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,823
[Khlo�] It's so heartlessthat she's bringing this up right now.
246
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,859
She knows that
it's gonna [bleep] with my head.
247
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:45,631
My dad is not here. I don't understandwhy she needs to bring him up.
248
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,937
-Hey, Khlo.
-Kourt.
249
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,875
If it wasn't for [bleep] Kourtney,
no one would even know about my DUI.
250
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,011
Where the [bleep] were you?
I've been in jail waiting for you.
251
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,146
You told Mom on me.
252
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-[Kourtney] I didn't tell Mom.
-Mom's gonna tell Bruce.
253
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,616
Like, I can't deal
with this [bleep] right now.
254
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:04,950
-Seriously.
-I did not tell Mom.
255
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,254
-[Khlo�] So who [bleep] told Mom?
-Kim told Mom, and I told Kim.
256
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,423
And I told Kim, "Do not tell Mom
and do not tell Bruce."
257
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,591
It's just typical.
258
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,059
-[Khlo�] I just don't get it.
-[Kourtney] Typical?
259
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,529
Don't blame me for your own problems.
260
00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:18,798
[Khlo�] I don't care that you told Kim,
261
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:23,536
but I specifically called you
and I told you to come and get me.
262
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,172
Me getting out of jail,
the first [bleep] thing,
263
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:27,940
I don't want to see Mom yelling at me.
264
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,542
-That is your own fault.
-[indistinct]
265
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,343
You're the one who's drinking and driving.
266
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-I was with you guys and you left.
-[Kourtney] Khlo�.
267
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,281
What do you want from me?
268
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,116
I can't deal at the moment.
269
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I really can't breathe.
270
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[Kim] This is, like, really serious.
271
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This happened, obviously, for a reason.
272
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[Kris] The only thing
I can say out of all of this
273
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is that you learn a lesson.
274
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,999
And I think that's
what you have to say to Bruce.
275
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You know what, Khlo�? The way I feel
276
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is anytime you have secrets
that you have to keep from somebody,
277
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,240
it's stressful.
278
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,143
Then you have to think of lies
to cover the lies to cover the lies.
279
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,578
And it's just not worth it.
280
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,646
[Kourtney] You know,
I'm sure he'll be upset, but...
281
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,682
-[Rob] He's not gonna hate you.
-[Kourtney] He's not gonna judge you.
282
00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:13,385
We encouraged Khlo� to just
go get Bruce and let's just tell him.
283
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,691
Mom and I need to talk to you.
284
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,292
Talk? Oh, boy. Here we go.
285
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,827
What is it now?
286
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,063
I think Khlo�'s really, really nervous
287
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,732
to even say the words out loud to Bruce
288
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,169
because she knows that this
is really gonna disappoint him.
289
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,872
-What?
-[Khlo�] I got a DUI.
290
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,712
-I already have...
-This is the first I've heard about it?
291
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,615
I mean, that's really stupid, you know.
292
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Really stupid.
293
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I really wasn't that drunk.
294
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-I wasn't a high... percentage.
-So?
295
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,290
[Kris] Bruce, this is really...
296
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,425
[Bruce] Remember, my brother
was killed in a car accident.
297
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Killed. Dead. Gone.
298
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Eighteen years old.
Fooling around in a car.
299
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,666
Look at all the bull you go through
'cause you're out drinking.
300
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,468
-[Kim] Yeah.
-[Bruce] If your dad was still around...
301
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,737
People drinking and driving
kill themselves.
302
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,506
Forget about yourself.
Kill yourself, that's fine.
303
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,142
It's selfish of you
to go and harm other people.
304
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,744
-[Kourtney] That's so sad.
-Congratulations, Khlo�.
305
00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:14,046
You're the first one in the family
to get a DWI.
306
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,915
Well, way to go, Khlo�.
307
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,392
[Kourtney] Khlo� was such a psychopath.
308
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:31,597
She is like a loose cannon,
ready to explode at any moment and...
309
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,899
I feel like she's crazy.
Like, she scares...
310
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,035
Well, you just don't know
what she's gonna do.
311
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,704
Like, she'll just,
like, she has this rage inside.
312
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,605
Like, I'm afraid for her.
313
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,541
Like, the guys that she dates,
she probably beats them up.
314
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:46,445
Chains them down to the bed
and like dances all over them.
315
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:50,282
With an axe. Pretends
to chop their [bleep]. [chuckles]
316
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:58,390
[Kris] What's wrong?
317
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,893
I don't know.
318
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,528
-What's going on?
-We've just been fighting...
319
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,464
so much lately,
and I don't really understand
320
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,667
what I've done
or I don't really understand, like...
321
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,936
Just everyone is fighting
and I don't understand why
322
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,671
and it's really pissing me off
323
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,007
because I'm always the one
who has to say, "I'm sorry."
324
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,843
We normally fight and have,
like, some reason why we're fighting.
325
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,378
[Kris] Mm-hmm.
326
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,780
You know what I think, Khlo�?
327
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:25,584
I think that also it has something to do
with the time of year.
328
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,053
And it seems like
every year rolls around
329
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,189
and it's the anniversary
of Daddy's death,
330
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:34,560
and I think everybody doesn't know
how to deal with their grief,
331
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:39,598
so you guys all get,
including myself, really angry.
332
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:43,135
I think there's a lot of unspoken grief.
333
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,671
And the only way
we know how to deal with it
334
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,573
is sometimes turn that into anger.
335
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,509
And we lash out
at the people we love the most
336
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,878
because we're the only ones
who understand.
337
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,581
[Khlo�] If we're fighting, I just think
338
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:59,184
I should be the one to do
what my dad would've done
339
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,986
and smooth things over.
340
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,860
My dad in our family was the rock,
was the backbone of all of us.
341
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:18,937
I would hope my family would consider mea rock or a strong person in their life.
342
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:34,787
Khlo� really has, like,
anger management issues.
343
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,723
Like, she really, really, really does.
It's really crazy.
344
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,759
Feel like she's gonna murder me.
345
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:50,002
Well, we've all been fighting
a lot lately...
346
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,971
and I just don't think that's cool.
347
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:57,109
I understand that we're gonna fight
because we do so much stuff together.
348
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:02,247
But I got you guys a little gift
'cause I felt a little bad for you both.
349
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,351
Thank you.
350
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,190
[Kim] Oh! Oh, Khlo�, I love this.
351
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,926
[Khlo�] It looks just like the music note
that was on Dad's keychain.
352
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:14,860
[Kim] Mm-hmm.
353
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,097
My dad was so into music and...
354
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,598
you know, was in the music business,
355
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:23,368
so his keychain, like everythingon my dad's, was always a music note.
356
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,003
This is so cute.
357
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:29,975
It's like an apology present 'cause I know
I was a little out of line and crazy.
358
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,778
But it's also, like, we wear them
every day, it's like a friendship thing.
359
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,680
A sisterly thing.
360
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,315
[Kourtney] Thanks, Khlo.
361
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,385
I admit that I don't know how
to deal with dad's death as of now,
362
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,888
but I will find a way
to cope with it and overcome it.
363
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,756
-Hug me, you fool.
-Khlo�.
364
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,425
-I missed you.
-[Khlo� chuckles]
365
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,398
[Khlo�] What are you looking at?
366
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:56,301
I'm trying to find
like a DVD or something.
367
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,337
Just like a cute home movie
we can watch to show you...
368
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,605
Ooh, I want to watch home movies.
369
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,473
Every moment of our lives,
370
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:06,311
he would, you know, videotape us as kids,and he was narrating all of them.
371
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,747
[Robert] Let's see,can you girls speak Armenian?
372
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,582
[Khlo�] We do not know any Armenian.
373
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,085
[Khlo�] Oh, my God.
I feel out of the bathtub.
374
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,021
-[Kourtney] We pushed you.
-That was nice.
375
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,089
[Bruce] You have no clothes on.
376
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,391
-[Khlo�] What's new?
-Things haven't changed.
377
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:24,796
[Robert] Okay, here's Khlo�.And this is your first day of school.
378
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:28,467
Are you excited?Let me see your lunchbox.
379
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,536
-[Bruce] Is that Kourt?
-[Khlo�] That's Kim.
380
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,504
Look at her... posing. Look at Kim.
381
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,773
-He, like, zooms in on my face.
-That's funny.
382
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,741
[Khlo�] Look at Mom.
383
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,009
Let me have her bathtub.
384
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,911
Look at her glasses.
385
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,347
Oh, my gosh,
I can't believe you're watching this.
386
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,017
[chuckling] Oh, you guys are so cute.
387
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,720
I believe all of our blessings
that we have now
388
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,156
are because we have a guardian angel,
389
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,091
which is my dad, by our sides.
390
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:58,697
[Robert] There is Kourtneyand Robert and Khlo�.
391
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,334
-[Khlo�] Kim.
-[Robert] There we have all four of you.
392
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:03,869
How beautiful.
393
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,738
* Incredibly passionate *
394
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,974
* Incredible you *
395
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:13,178
* You always knew what to say *
396
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,682
-[Rob yelling]
-[Robert] Hey, who are you?
397
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:17,816
-[Bruce] Rob's kind of cute.
-Rob!
398
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,686
-[Rob] What?
-Oh, my God, that's crazy.
399
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:21,587
[Robert] What's your name?
400
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,522
Robert Kardashian.
401
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,058
[Robert] That is right.Are you going to school today?
402
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:27,492
-Yes.
-[Robert] You are?
403
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,627
No, he's not.
404
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,197
[all laughing]
405
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,233
-My daughter! My daughter!
-[Khlo� yelling] Dad!
406
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,568
-Look how many she's got.
-No fair!
407
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,437
[on TV] Stop.
408
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,473
[music continues]
409
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,250
[all laughing]
410
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:18,010
[Kim] Still to come this seasonon Keeping Up With the Kardashians...
411
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,511
I just want to set the record straight.
412
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,346
What's the story with
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian?
413
00:21:21,413 --> 00:21:23,148
How about Fabolous?
414
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,450
You are so pregnant, dude.
415
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,386
[Khlo�] The party bus is here!
416
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:29,588
[whooping]
417
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,423
[Kris] You're trying to saythat you're getting married?
418
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,227
-There's a homeless man...
-What do we do?
419
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,462
We borrowed some of your clothes,
we gave him a bath.
420
00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:40,265
-Really?
-[Khlo�] I'm a guardian angel.
421
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,902
-[screams]
-There's been a little situation.
422
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,105
I don't want to talk to Kourtney.
Guess what's come back to haunt us?
423
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,573
My sex pictures?
424
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,643
Kourtney's in the office with the FBI.
425
00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:54,880
[Kim crying] Everyone's just
gonna think I'm such a whore.
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