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[Kris] A lot of people remember my ex-husband Robert Kardashian

as the attorney in the O.J. Simpson trial.

Well, it's coming up on the anniversary of his death,

it's been four years.

And every year we get together with the kids and the family,

and we go to his favorite Armenian restaurant, the Carousel.

-Hey, guys. -Hey, guys.

[Kim] We haven't really gone as a family in a while, so...

to honor my dad, this is the best place and the best thing that we can do.

Rob, what's your favorite memory of Daddy?

Probably, he would come to my room every night and say my prayers with me.

I think that each one of us has like a really different relationship with him.

Mine is watching old movies.

I would, like, be watching a movie and get, like, really into it,

and he would always forg... Like, I would never record the ending.

[Kim] His recording skills were not so good.

Every morning when he would come in,

I would be either drinking hot tea, 'cause he'd always drink tea,

and I'd put sugar in it. He'd always come in and be like,

"Would you like some hot chocolate with your sugar?"

Or, "Would you like some tea with your honey?"

[Khlo�] A couple weeks before he died, he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer.

My sisters and my brother have dealt with it.

I get very angry or just very quiet,

very distant towards my family.

[Robert] Okay, here's Khlo�. Ooh, good one.

[echoing] I love you.

-[Robert growls] -[girls scream]

[girls laughing]

[laughing continues]

[Khlo�] I try to never talk about my dad

or him passing away. I could talk about...

him and happy moments, but not... him being sick.

[tape rewinding sound]

[Kris] All of us have a hard time every year at this time,

but I think Khlo� especially takes it really, really hard.

I don't think she's really dealt with all the anger and grief that she has inside.

[Kourtney] Okay, so someone will pick it up tomorrow.

[quietly] Oh, you guys are so [bleep] rude!

-[Kourtney] My credit card info? -[Khlo�] Jesus!

[Kourtney] Um, yeah.

-Okay. Do you have it? -Kourt, can someone [bleep] help me?

Like, I'm really tired of doing all this [bleep].

I'm buying something on the phone.

[Khlo�] What are you doing?

I'm just trying to go through

-all the stuff that people sent. -[Kourtney] Thanks, doll.

You're the best. Love it. Bye.

[Khlo�] You're just going through stuff people send to you?

-Is it for the store or for you? -No, they sent it to me.

[Khlo�] So shouldn't you be doing that at your house?

Like, I cannot clean up after you.

[Kim] I don't want to give people my home address.

So take it home, like, I cannot clean up after you.

Relax, I'm gonna go through this and I'm giving you guys some stuff too.

-So relax. -[Khlo�] I don't give a f...

I cannot handle it, I'm stressed out.

I'm breaking out because I cannot work this much all the time.

It...

Get the [bleep] out of here! Go to [bleep] Smooch.

-Get the [bleep] out of here. -[Kourtney] What are you doing?

Oh, my God. You're a psycho.

-[Khlo�] Out. Get the [bleep] out. -[Kim] What a freak!

[Khlo�] I have to clean up here. I don't want to be here all [bleep] day.

[groans] Khlo�!

Oh, my God.

[Kourtney] Are you okay? Do you need to...

No, I am not okay. I need a [bleep] Xanax.

I need something. This is bull... [bleep]

No one [bleep] helps me. I'm not [bleep] okay.

Khlo� better get her act together

or something really bad is gonna happen to her.

-I'm leaving. -[Kim] Good.

I would love to see you guys clean up and do this on your own.

Bye, bitches. Have a great time.

Khlo� needs to be put away for a few months.

-[camera shutters] -[Bruce] All right, we're ready.

No, no, no, you're right here.

The wind, you guys... Is this necessary?

Go change. Awful.

No, that is not cute.

I need someone to make me laugh.

Where's Kim?

[Khlo�] Kim is always late.

I am here.

[Kourtney] Get out of our way!

[Kim] Stop! Jealous?

-[Bruce] Stop! -[Kris] That's enough.

-[man 1] That's it. We're done. -[man 2] Money.

[Khlo�] I'm really tired of arguing with Kourtney and Kim,

so we're gonna go party and release some steam.

And I'm gonna turn into an alcoholic tonight.

[screams]

[Kourtney] Khlo� is so bipolar.

She's screaming at me one second, making a joke the next.

I can always tell when my sisters are beyond the point of no return.

[Khlo�] It is so nice not to be arguing with my sisters.

It's great just to be out and having fun.

But I'm so tired, I just want to go home.

I'm halfway home, and all of a sudden, I'm really buzzed.

-[police siren wailing] -I see a cop car behind me.

The lights go on.

And all I am thinking is [bleep] a duck.

[officer] You had anything to drink tonight?

-Yes. -How much?

About four drinks.

[officer] Four drinks? Do me a favor, step out of the car.

Okay. Let me do a series of tests with you, okay?

-It's called a Field Sobriety Test. -Okay.

[officer] All right, put your right foot out in front of you.

-Put your hands at your side. -[chuckles] Jeez.

[man] Okay. Let's skip that one, okay?

I cannot stand on both of my feet, let alone one.

I'm doing horrible and I know I'm gonna go to jail. I could just feel it.

[officer] Okay, the last part of the test. I want you to turn around...

put your hands behind your head. Okay, interlace your fingers.

[Khlo�] This isn't a test.

Handcuffed and being put in the back of a police car.

I am so [bleep] right now.

I totally know I should not have been driving, so irresponsible.

My mom's gonna kill me.

[phone ringing]

-Hello. -[Khlo� over phone] Kourt.

Yeah?

[Khlo�] Hi, it's Khlo�. Don't hang up. It's... I'm calling you from jail.

What do you mean?

[Khlo�] I'm in jail. I have a DUI.

I have to stay in here, seven hours is maximum.

-Are you okay? -[Khlo�] Yeah, I'm okay.

It's just, I mean, I look like a whore.

I'm in like a mini dress, so kind of embarrassing.

[Kourtney] Ugh, I feel so bad.

[Khlo�] Please, come get me. I cannot call you again. Okay?

All right.

[Khlo�] Sorry, but, please, do it as... Don't tell Mom, don't tell Kim.

-Just don't tell anybody. -Okay.

-[Khlo�] Okay. Bye. -I love you.

[phone clicks]

[dialing]

-[Kim over phone] Hello. -[Kourtney] Kim, wake up.

Khlo�'s in jail.

She got a DUI.

[Kim] Oh, my God. We have to go get her out of there.

She told me not even to tell you, so...

Just don't do anything.

Don't tell Mom and do not tell Bruce.

[Kim] Okay, so what should I do?

Just go to sleep, I'm just telling you. Just go to sleep.

[Kourtney over phone] There's nothing we can do. She's getting out at noon.

One of us just has to be there to pick her up from the jail.

[Kim] So at this hour there's nothing really that Kourtney and I can do.

We just have to go to sleep and wait till Khlo�'s out.

Morning!

Hi, kiddo. What are you doing?

-[Kim] Just checking emails. -[Kris] Yeah? Where's Khlo�?

I don't know.

You don't know where Khlo� is?

-No, I... -Wasn't she supposed to open this morning?

Yeah, but I'm taking over, she needed a break.

[Kris] Oh.

[Kris] I think it's so weird, for some reason, that Khlo� isn't here.

I'm really... She never not comes in and opens the store.

She hasn't called you?

[Kris] I'm having lunch with Kim and I see that she's really, really nervous.

And I keep seeing her getting her pages and her phone calls from her sisters.

And I know something's wrong.

Well, it's kind of weird 'cause usually she call me three or four times

and asks me if I want a coffee every damn morning before I even get to work.

And I haven't heard from her, which is odd.

-What's wrong? -[Kim scoffs]

It's not funny, but...

Khlo�'s in jail.

What?

What do you mean Khlo�'s in jail?

All right, Mom, relax. Khlo� got pulled over last night for a DUI.

[Kris] A DUI?

I've been asking you all morning where the hell is Khlo�,

and you tell me now? Three hours later?

Why aren't you at jail with her right now if you know she's in jail?

-What's wrong with you? -Kourtney told me she took care of it.

-And I just called her and she... -[Kris] Kourtney took care of it,

yet my daughter is in jail?

I am shocked,

freaked out, disappointed,

and all I can think about is getting to wherever Khlo� is.

I can't believe you guys.

-If something happened to one of you... -It wasn't me, Mom.

...and I wasn't there immediately, you guys...

Hi, Robert Shapiro, please? Kris Jenner.

Okay, tell him to call me, it's urgent.

Here is their sister in jail and they know it.

And why are they sitting here when they should be

at the jailhouse, trying to get her out and released.

Okay, I should have been the next call.

Then we get Robert on it and it's done.

Okay? You don't leave somebody in jail.

And I should've been your first call at 5:30 this morning.

I blame you, Kim. Let's go.

-Me? Blame your alcoholic daughters. -Yeah, I'm blaming you. 5:30.

Don't blame me. I'm the only one that doesn't drink.

[Kris] I feel really, really sad

that Khlo� has been in this jail cell all night long.

But I am shocked, disappointed, angry,

all at the same time.

[police sirens wailing]

[Khlo�] I'm so ready to go home, and who shows up to pick me up?

My mom.

Kill me now.

[Kris] You okay?

-How are you, baby? -Hi.

-[Khlo�] Yes. -Yeah? Come on.

The good news is you're okay, the bad news is I'm pissed.

[groans] I can't deal with this, I'm so [bleep] tired.

I've been in jail for hours.

-I can't deal. -I'm tired too. Do you need some water?

Did they give you anything in there?

No, it's poisonous in there, I'm not touching a thing.

-I really thought I was fine to drive. -[Kris] Mm-hmm.

Once I got in the car, I realized I wasn't that cool.

But Kourtney was more drunk than I was and everybody left me.

[Kris] If you feel like you've had a little too much to drink, Khlo�,

-why didn't you call me or call a cab? -Mom, I didn't realize. I didn't realize!

All right, Khlo�, well, this is just freaking me out.

-[Khlo�] It's a [bleep] accident! -[Kris] How are we gonna tell Bruce?

-I'm not telling Bruce a thing! -Oh, really?

-Do not tell him either. Just wait. -You just got a DUI,

and you don't think he's gonna find out?

Oh, like Kim hasn't done worse things than me and you guys didn't tell him.

So let's not even go there, Kris.

But to get in a car and potentially hurt the lives of somebody else

and changing somebody else's whole life forever...

[Khlo�] I get it. This is not the right time!

I have not eaten. I haven't even gone to bathroom.

Leave me alone right now.

-[Kris] I can't leave you alone, Khlo�. -I get it.

I've been in jail, sitting there thinking about it.

My point is I'm mad at Kourtney for telling you guys, one.

And two, Bruce is not knowing a thing.

[Khlo�] I look like a nightmare.

[Kris] Khlo�, don't get into that with me.

-We're gonna come back, I'm... -[Khlo�] Wait. [stammers] Wha...

-[Khlo�] Don't get into what with you? -I'm gonna come back...

-[Khlo�] That I look like a nightmare? -and we're gonna have a little talk.

And you gotta starting thinking about what your dad would say about this right now.

[Khlo�] It's so heartless that she's bringing this up right now.

She knows that it's gonna [bleep] with my head.

My dad is not here. I don't understand why she needs to bring him up.

-Hey, Khlo. -Kourt.

If it wasn't for [bleep] Kourtney, no one would even know about my DUI.

Where the [bleep] were you? I've been in jail waiting for you.

You told Mom on me.

-[Kourtney] I didn't tell Mom. -Mom's gonna tell Bruce.

Like, I can't deal with this [bleep] right now.

-Seriously. -I did not tell Mom.

-[Khlo�] So who [bleep] told Mom? -Kim told Mom, and I told Kim.

And I told Kim, "Do not tell Mom and do not tell Bruce."

It's just typical.

-[Khlo�] I just don't get it. -[Kourtney] Typical?

Don't blame me for your own problems.

[Khlo�] I don't care that you told Kim,

but I specifically called you and I told you to come and get me.

Me getting out of jail, the first [bleep] thing,

I don't want to see Mom yelling at me.

-That is your own fault. -[indistinct]

You're the one who's drinking and driving.

-I was with you guys and you left. -[Kourtney] Khlo�.

What do you want from me?

I can't deal at the moment.

I really can't breathe.

[Kim] This is, like, really serious.

This happened, obviously, for a reason.

[Kris] The only thing I can say out of all of this

is that you learn a lesson.

And I think that's what you have to say to Bruce.

You know what, Khlo�? The way I feel

is anytime you have secrets that you have to keep from somebody,

it's stressful.

Then you have to think of lies to cover the lies to cover the lies.

And it's just not worth it.

[Kourtney] You know, I'm sure he'll be upset, but...

-[Rob] He's not gonna hate you. -[Kourtney] He's not gonna judge you.

We encouraged Khlo� to just go get Bruce and let's just tell him.

Mom and I need to talk to you.

Talk? Oh, boy. Here we go.

What is it now?

I think Khlo�'s really, really nervous

to even say the words out loud to Bruce

because she knows that this is really gonna disappoint him.

-What? -[Khlo�] I got a DUI.

-I already have... -This is the first I've heard about it?

I mean, that's really stupid, you know.

Really stupid.

I really wasn't that drunk.

-I wasn't a high... percentage. -So?

[Kris] Bruce, this is really...

[Bruce] Remember, my brother was killed in a car accident.

Killed. Dead. Gone.

Eighteen years old. Fooling around in a car.

Look at all the bull you go through 'cause you're out drinking.

-[Kim] Yeah. -[Bruce] If your dad was still around...

People drinking and driving kill themselves.

Forget about yourself. Kill yourself, that's fine.

It's selfish of you to go and harm other people.

-[Kourtney] That's so sad. -Congratulations, Khlo�.

You're the first one in the family to get a DWI.

Well, way to go, Khlo�.

[Kourtney] Khlo� was such a psychopath.

She is like a loose cannon, ready to explode at any moment and...

I feel like she's crazy. Like, she scares...

Well, you just don't know what she's gonna do.

Like, she'll just, like, she has this rage inside.

Like, I'm afraid for her.

Like, the guys that she dates, she probably beats them up.

Chains them down to the bed and like dances all over them.

With an axe. Pretends to chop their [bleep]. [chuckles]

[Kris] What's wrong?

I don't know.

-What's going on? -We've just been fighting...

so much lately, and I don't really understand

what I've done or I don't really understand, like...

Just everyone is fighting and I don't understand why

and it's really pissing me off

because I'm always the one who has to say, "I'm sorry."

We normally fight and have, like, some reason why we're fighting.

[Kris] Mm-hmm.

You know what I think, Khlo�?

I think that also it has something to do with the time of year.

And it seems like every year rolls around

and it's the anniversary of Daddy's death,

and I think everybody doesn't know how to deal with their grief,

so you guys all get, including myself, really angry.

I think there's a lot of unspoken grief.

And the only way we know how to deal with it

is sometimes turn that into anger.

And we lash out at the people we love the most

because we're the only ones who understand.

[Khlo�] If we're fighting, I just think

I should be the one to do what my dad would've done

and smooth things over.

My dad in our family was the rock, was the backbone of all of us.

I would hope my family would consider me a rock or a strong person in their life.

Khlo� really has, like, anger management issues.

Like, she really, really, really does. It's really crazy.

Feel like she's gonna murder me.

Well, we've all been fighting a lot lately...

and I just don't think that's cool.

I understand that we're gonna fight because we do so much stuff together.

But I got you guys a little gift 'cause I felt a little bad for you both.

Thank you.

[Kim] Oh! Oh, Khlo�, I love this.

[Khlo�] It looks just like the music note that was on Dad's keychain.

[Kim] Mm-hmm.

My dad was so into music and...

you know, was in the music business,

so his keychain, like everything on my dad's, was always a music note.

This is so cute.

It's like an apology present 'cause I know I was a little out of line and crazy.

But it's also, like, we wear them every day, it's like a friendship thing.

A sisterly thing.

[Kourtney] Thanks, Khlo.

I admit that I don't know how to deal with dad's death as of now,

but I will find a way to cope with it and overcome it.

-Hug me, you fool. -Khlo�.

-I missed you. -[Khlo� chuckles]

[Khlo�] What are you looking at?

I'm trying to find like a DVD or something.

Just like a cute home movie we can watch to show you...

Ooh, I want to watch home movies.

Every moment of our lives,

he would, you know, videotape us as kids, and he was narrating all of them.

[Robert] Let's see, can you girls speak Armenian?

[Khlo�] We do not know any Armenian.

[Khlo�] Oh, my God. I feel out of the bathtub.

-[Kourtney] We pushed you. -That was nice.

[Bruce] You have no clothes on.

-[Khlo�] What's new? -Things haven't changed.

[Robert] Okay, here's Khlo�. And this is your first day of school.

Are you excited? Let me see your lunchbox.

-[Bruce] Is that Kourt? -[Khlo�] That's Kim.

Look at her... posing. Look at Kim.

-He, like, zooms in on my face. -That's funny.

[Khlo�] Look at Mom.

Let me have her bathtub.

Look at her glasses.

Oh, my gosh, I can't believe you're watching this.

[chuckling] Oh, you guys are so cute.

I believe all of our blessings that we have now

are because we have a guardian angel,

which is my dad, by our sides.

[Robert] There is Kourtney and Robert and Khlo�.

-[Khlo�] Kim. -[Robert] There we have all four of you.

How beautiful.

* Incredibly passionate *

* Incredible you *

* You always knew what to say *

-[Rob yelling] -[Robert] Hey, who are you?

-[Bruce] Rob's kind of cute. -Rob!

-[Rob] What? -Oh, my God, that's crazy.

[Robert] What's your name?

Robert Kardashian.

[Robert] That is right. Are you going to school today?

-Yes. -[Robert] You are?

No, he's not.

[all laughing]

-My daughter! My daughter! -[Khlo� yelling] Dad!

-Look how many she's got. -No fair!

[on TV] Stop.

[music continues]

[all laughing]

[Kim] Still to come this season on Keeping Up With the Kardashians...

I just want to set the record straight.

What's the story with Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian?

How about Fabolous?

You are so pregnant, dude.

[Khlo�] The party bus is here!

[whooping]

[Kris] You're trying to say that you're getting married?

-There's a homeless man... -What do we do?

We borrowed some of your clothes, we gave him a bath.

-Really? -[Khlo�] I'm a guardian angel.

-[screams] -There's been a little situation.

I don't want to talk to Kourtney. Guess what's come back to haunt us?

My sex pictures?

Kourtney's in the office with the FBI.

[Kim crying] Everyone's just gonna think I'm such a whore.