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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:03,003 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,571 --> 00:00:06,439 [phone ringing] 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,941 [Kris] Hello, this is Kris. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,777 [Michele over speaker] Hey, Kris. This is Michele, calling from Playboy. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:11,811 Hi, Michele. 6 00:00:11,878 --> 00:00:13,580 -[Michele] How are you? -Fine, thank you. 7 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:18,151 [Michele] Listen, we would really love for Kim to pose for our celebrity issue. 8 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:20,653 -The one that comes out in December. -Oh, my. 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,691 So I get a call from Playboy asking if Kim would do a celebrity pictorial 10 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:28,161 for the December cover. I just don't know how she's gonna react. 11 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,497 How does this look on? Have we sold any of these? 12 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:33,266 -[Louie] Hmm... -Hey, guys. So cute. 13 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,835 Louie, the windows look so cute today. 14 00:00:35,902 --> 00:00:37,604 -[Louie] Thank you. -Darling. 15 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,506 -Okay, so listen. -[Kim] Yeah? 16 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,674 I just got off the phone with Playboy, 17 00:00:41,741 --> 00:00:45,345 and they want you to be the model to do a celebrity pictorial. 18 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:47,747 Okay... 19 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:50,050 They really, really, really, really, really want to do it. 20 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:51,818 Wouldn't that be fun? 21 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,353 -You don't have to take anything off. -Fun for you. 22 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,522 [Kris] You don't have to take anything off. 23 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,457 -I don't have to take anything off? -No. 24 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,558 It's Playboy. 25 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,827 Ever since the sex tape scandal, 26 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,196 I have to be really careful at how I'm perceived. 27 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:06,633 But I think it would be an awesome experience for you, if nothing else. 28 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:08,902 On top of all of that, it's a ton of money. 29 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:11,404 People are gonna say, like, "Oh, you know, 30 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:14,040 all she's good for is taking her clothes off. 31 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,575 Does she do anything else?" 32 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:18,478 Can you guarantee that I'm not gonna have to take my clothes off? 33 00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,113 That's what she's saying. 34 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,382 It's really gonna be something that I'm gonna have to think about. 35 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:24,317 The whole tape issue, I think that 36 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:27,821 if that never came out, then I would be more inclined to do Playboy. 37 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:29,456 I really have mixed feelings about it. 38 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:30,390 -[camera shutters] -[Bruce] All right, we're ready. 39 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:32,258 No, no, no, you're right here. 40 00:01:32,325 --> 00:01:34,494 The wind, you guys... Is this necessary? 41 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,962 Go change. Awful. 42 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,330 No, that is not cute. 43 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:38,998 [man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. 44 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,500 I need someone to make me laugh. 45 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,601 Where's Kim? 46 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:43,069 [Khlo�] Kim is always late. 47 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,370 I am here. 48 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,672 [Kourtney] Get out of our way! 49 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:47,407 [Kim] Stop! Jealous? 50 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,808 -[Bruce] Stop! -[Kris] That's enough. 51 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:51,478 [man 1] All right, you guys. 52 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:52,612 -[man 2] That's it. We're done. -[man 3] Money. 53 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,086 Okay, guys, I want to tell you something. 54 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:04,057 I really want to talk to my family and see how they all kind of react to it, 55 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,126 and help me make the decision. 56 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:10,630 I'm just gonna do like a sexy celebrity pictorial. 57 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,198 -That's what they all say. -Are you sure? 58 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,733 [chuckles] No, I'm serious. 59 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,402 They all say it's gonna be really classy and fabulous. 60 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,204 [Kim] No, it is really classy. 61 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,807 It's the December cover, like, that's a huge deal. 62 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,511 You know, and this decision is really hard for me. I don't want to upset Bruce. 63 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,412 [Khlo�] Have you told Bruce? 64 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,381 [chuckles] Not exactly. 65 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:29,749 We don't care what Bruce thinks. 66 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,851 We do care... We know what Bruce thinks. 67 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:33,586 -He's very conservative. -He's gonna think you're being a whore. 68 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:38,725 He was on the cover of Playgirl, okay? So he can't really talk. 69 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:43,496 Bruce was on the cover of Playgirl back when he had that Olympic body. 70 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:46,166 That is sickening. That is sickening. 71 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,069 -He wasn't posing in naked. -He just did it for the articles. 72 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,405 Mom, what do you think she should do? 73 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,808 I think she should do it. I think it'll be really great. 74 00:02:55,875 --> 00:03:00,880 [Kourtney] Of course you want her to do it with your ten percent manager commission. 75 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,315 I know about you. 76 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,351 -[Kourtney] Hey, Brucie. -Hey, guys. 77 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,855 [Kourtney] So when would you be doing this deed? 78 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:10,056 The what deed? 79 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,226 -[Kourtney] Oh. -[Bruce] Oh, what? 80 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,362 [Kourtney] Kim's thinking about doing Playboy. 81 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,632 Really? 82 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,201 It'll be a gorgeous pictorial. 83 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:23,002 -[Bruce sighs] -And she doesn't have to show anything 84 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,939 that she doesn't want to show, she doesn't have to take anything crazy off. 85 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,241 So I guess no matter what I say, you're gonna do it anyway, huh? 86 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,810 [Kourtney] No, I think Kim values your opinion. 87 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,514 Okay, here's my opinion on it. Um, it is on the edge. 88 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,416 You're kind of taking a big risk here. 89 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:39,219 [Kourtney] I say step it up to Penthouse. 90 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:44,090 Go for it if you're really gonna go. Do it with class, but undress that ass. 91 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,793 -[laughs] -[Kris] That'll be your slogan. 92 00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:50,163 I'm doing it with class 'cause I got a big ass. 93 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,999 That's right. 94 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,507 -[Kim] Hey, Mom. -Hey, Kim. 95 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,679 Okay, so I've decided. I told you I'd make my decision. 96 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,915 I've decided I'm gonna do Playboy. 97 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,950 -You are? -But... 98 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,018 But? 99 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,455 You have to make sure that I'm not nude, all the way nude. 100 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:19,993 Has to be like set in stone in my contract that I'm not all the way naked. 101 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:23,763 Yeah, no problem. I think... I think we can, you know... 102 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:27,066 -That's a done deal. I'll take care of it. -[Kim] Okay. 103 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,901 Now get out there and run around the block. 104 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:29,936 -Okay. -[Kris laughs] 105 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,305 -[Kim] I'm gonna go to the store. -Cardio. 106 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,007 -[Kim] I know, I know. -Cardio, cardio, cardio. 107 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,074 I'll see you in a little bit. 108 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,317 Pretty scary when I'm the only one to vote no on Kimberly doing Playboy. 109 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:47,787 I mean, she's got a sex tape out and now she's doing Playboy? 110 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,222 Please, this is your daughter. 111 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,091 The whole point of doing it is because 112 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:54,894 it's something she doesn't have to get naked for. 113 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,729 -Okay, she's not showing her... -[Kris] She's not. 114 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,165 ...nipple, all right? She's showing everything else. 115 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,700 She's not gonna be a Playmate. 116 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,568 When you do a celebrity spread, 117 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,571 it's a much different thing than doing, um, a centerfold. 118 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,006 [Bruce] I mean, nothing wrong with being a Playmate, 119 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,542 it's just that I don't think Kimberly should be one. [chuckles] 120 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,845 -I agree with you. -But do you think her father would say... 121 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,747 [Kris] You know, can we not get into all of that? 122 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:17,617 Just let's do this... I... This is getting way too heavy. 123 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:18,851 She doesn't need Playboy. 124 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,020 Playboy needs her more than she needs them. 125 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:23,756 I just think you're really conservative and really over the top, 126 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,858 -and I think that you... -[Bruce] "Over the top?" 127 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:28,628 -Well, in your mind... -[Bruce] I'm not the one in Playboy. 128 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:30,596 Okay, you were in Playgirl. 129 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,365 -Please. -You know, so... 130 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,534 -Please. -Before you judge somebody, you... 131 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,601 -[Bruce] I'm not judging her... -You always judge. 132 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,872 No. You always judge people for doing the same thing you've already done. 133 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:41,274 -What have I done? -And that's not cool. 134 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,742 -What've I done? -You did Playgirl. 135 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,944 -No. Please. -You were on the cover of Playgirl. 136 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,846 Yeah, an article about me. 137 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,948 Yeah, well, okay, maybe it's an article about her. 138 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,418 -[Bruce] I wasn't in there, you know... -Why don't you not judge it... 139 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,087 You know, she's in lingerie... 140 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,889 There's no reason why I should even bring this stuff up, 141 00:05:56,956 --> 00:06:00,727 because it doesn't make any difference. You guys are gonna do what you want to do. 142 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:04,864 You know? And if you think it's good to sell Kimberly in Playboy, sell. 143 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:10,536 [scoffs] Unbelievable. 144 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,246 Guys, let's go. 145 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:25,218 Bruce is showing Kim how to work out. I am definitively not missing this. 146 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:27,820 You sit in the corner and you don't make a comment. 147 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,389 [Kourtney] Whatever you say, Hitler. 148 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,391 Kim has made a decision to do Playboy. 149 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:33,693 I don't agree with it, but I do support her. 150 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,728 It's time to get her in shape. 151 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,069 How many calories do I need to burn to lose a pound? 152 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,739 Uh, I don't know. I don't worry about calories, I worry about sweat. 153 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,274 I don't really sweat that much. 154 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,743 Well, the thing is, if you ain't sweating, you ain't working. 155 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:53,112 That's so not true. 156 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,814 [Khlo� yelling] 157 00:06:56,082 --> 00:07:00,386 I love that there's mirrors behind me so I can see my ass melting away. 158 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:05,825 [Kourtney screams, laughs] 159 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:11,063 Bruce takes working out so seriously. This is the perfect time to mess with him. 160 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,135 You know what a Kegel exercise is? 161 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,104 -No. -[Khlo�] You don't? 162 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,406 [chuckling] I really want someone to teach me. 163 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,442 -Fifteen. -I wanna... 164 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:25,244 At the end I'm gonna squirt a surprise for you, Kim. 165 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,279 [Kim laughs] 166 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:28,147 Can we get tans while Kim's working out? 167 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:32,018 No. Khlo�, come on. We're working out. Just go. Go, please. 168 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:35,388 -Can't talk? -Leave. No, not to us. She's working out. 169 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,356 You can go have a ball doing something else. 170 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:40,560 Take the stick out of your ass, dude. 171 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,369 [Kim] I'm on my way to go shoot for Playboy, 172 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,773 so I'm really excited. I'm nervous, but I'm really excited. 173 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,908 -I'm Kim, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. I'm Rob. 174 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:56,976 Welcome to Playboy. 175 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:59,679 -This is so cool. -[woman] You're gorgeous. 176 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,215 -Thank you so much. -I'm sure everybody tells you that, but... 177 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:03,683 -Thank you. -I'm really happy you're posing, 178 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:05,751 because you're phenomenal. 179 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,253 I haven't even gotten dressed today 180 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,022 'cause I've been running around doing stuff for you. 181 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,525 -So I come running in here... -Oh, really? Getting your hair done? 182 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,726 That's so for me. 183 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,329 Just relax and try to take a deep breath, okay? 184 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,398 Stephen, I'll be right back, I need to get my make-up done. 185 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,100 [Stephen] All right. 186 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,668 [Stephen laughs] 187 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:27,473 Who gets her make-up done on the set of my photo shoot? 188 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,141 I'm a little embarrassed to say this, 189 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:33,546 but it's always been a life-long dream of mine to pose for Playboy. 190 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,182 Maybe we could do like a mother-daughter issue. 191 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,919 [photographer] Right there. Bring the face to me. 192 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:43,456 Okay, very nice. There you go. 193 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,292 Let the hands move a little bit. Just turn the breast to me. 194 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,294 To me. There you go. 195 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:53,132 That's very nice. How much nudity are you prepared for? 196 00:08:53,766 --> 00:08:58,337 If you were like that without the top, can I show you what it would look like? 197 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:02,208 -Yeah, but I... -[photographer] You don't want to do that? 198 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,912 Just, like, I just don't want to be so... 199 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,447 -exposed. For any of the shots. -[photographer] Yeah, okay. 200 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:09,849 [Kris] What's going on? 201 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,251 [Kim] I'm not comfortable taking my top off. 202 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean "taking your top off?" 203 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:18,958 Kim, from the get-go this was a, what they call, "a celebrity photo shoot." 204 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,860 And you don't have to take your clothes off at all. 205 00:09:20,927 --> 00:09:21,861 -Mom... -What they want you to do 206 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:24,564 is take all your clothes off so that they can cover you with stuff. 207 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,198 That's not what they were telling me before. 208 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:29,802 Now you're saying, "Take it off. They're getting upset. Take it off." 209 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,203 -I'm here... -I need someone to be like, 210 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,105 "No. She's not taking it off. 211 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,308 She'll write you a check for double the money 212 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,842 and say [bleep] you and walk out of here." 213 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,613 [Wilson] This is last night, in talking to Hef... 214 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,315 -[Kris] Mm-hmm. -[Wilson stammers] 215 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:47,053 Hef is very serious about trying to get this pumped up. 216 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,220 [Kim] I can just tell that 217 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:51,457 they're all uncomfortable that we're not gonna get these shots 218 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:55,161 for Hef that he's gonna like, because I'm not taking it off. 219 00:09:55,227 --> 00:09:59,732 Kim has no desire to do, you know, any kind of a shot, 220 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,368 judging from the problems that she's had, you know, in the past. 221 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,736 [Wilson] We want you to be comfortable. 222 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,974 In the end, I'm sticking to, you know, what I believe in, 223 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,675 and not showing too much. 224 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,814 -[Kim] Merry Christmas! Happy holidays! -[man laughing] 225 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:18,484 The shots are amazing, and I'm so glad I did it. 226 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,519 Great job, Kim. 227 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,533 -I like the pearls. -[Rob] Can I look, Kim? 228 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,069 -No, Rob. -[Kris] Good shoes. 229 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,238 -Look how cute those shoes are. -[Rob sighs] 230 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,941 You're staring at her shoes when her ass is out? 231 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,076 -That's really hot, Kim. -[Kris] What do you think? 232 00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:45,511 That is so cute. 233 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,947 Your bo... You look like a Playmate or something. 234 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,048 -[Kris] Okay... -[Rob] That's weird. 235 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,651 -[Kim] Rob, I said you're not looking. -[Rob] Oh, my God! 236 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,887 -[Kris] That's a great art... -We can't look at this stuff. 237 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,922 No. Shush! 238 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,824 [Kim] Wait, look at this one, you guys. 239 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:02,428 Mom was like, "It looks great! It looks great! Take it off! 240 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,665 And I'm like, "I don't want my boobs out." You know? 241 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:09,068 Kim, all you got to do is lay there and look gorgeous. It's fine. 242 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,137 Mom, why don't you do it? 243 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:19,945 A naked photo shoot, I would let somebody see me naked, like a photographer. 244 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,080 -[Kim] Let's set that up. -Bring it on. 245 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,515 [Kim] All right, good. We're setting that up. 246 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,016 -Good. Try. -Are you serious? 247 00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,352 -I'm dead serious. -For what? 248 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,987 -For... -[Khlo�] To embarrass me? 249 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,623 I've decided to kind of turn the tables on her. 250 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,091 It's her turn to take it off. 251 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,528 -[Kourtney] I'm against the idea, too. -I'll make sure that it's done 252 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,264 totally professionally, there'll be all the right people. 253 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,566 The manager! Manager! 254 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,335 So I'm gonna play manager for the day 255 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,771 and give my mom a taste of her own medicine. 256 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,707 I can bitch at you all day long. 257 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,208 -We need this... -"Where was this? 258 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,377 Why didn't you that? Mom! Mom!" 259 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,612 -[Kim] Oh, my job would be easy. -"Mom! Mom! Mom!" 260 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:55,448 I mean, that's what you do to me all day long. 261 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:58,217 I would love for you to be my manager for the day. 262 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,695 Ready or not, here we come. 263 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,400 [Kim] Oh, I got these for you, Mom. 264 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:20,606 So I want to kind of give her a taste of what it's like to be uncomfortable naked. 265 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:23,709 -What do you think? -I think I look fab. 266 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:24,677 -Me. -[man laughs] 267 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,747 -What do you think I look like? Yeah. -Oh, oh, oh, oh, sorry. 268 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,282 You look pretty sexual. 269 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,085 I think you should be like that, but let me show you your first look. 270 00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:34,153 Okay. 271 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:39,525 -That's my first look? -That is your first look. 272 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:41,827 Do I get to wear the robe? 273 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,129 -[Kris] Kim! -You can wear the jewelry. 274 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,831 -That's all gold. Anything gold... -That's a gold thong and a gold medal 275 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,033 and some gold loops. 276 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,536 You want me to wear a curtain? 277 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:52,605 Show the ass. 278 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:56,475 On the... I feel like I'm at the gynecologist's office. 279 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,810 [Kris] How do you do this? 280 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,646 -[man] Off this picture. -Manager! 281 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:01,881 Kim! 282 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,351 -[man] Just right or... -[Kim] Going for the gold. You're... 283 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,687 digging for gold. You should be used to that. 284 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,489 [man] Do the... 285 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,858 -[laughs] -Oh, shut up, you [bleep]. 286 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,127 -[man] Kim, uh... -[Kim] Now, that's fab. 287 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,898 Can we just do one with the boobs exposed? It's amazing. 288 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,600 Push 'em up so they don't look like Star Jones. 289 00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,569 -We need a clamp. -[man laughs] 290 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,505 -That's perfect, Mom. -Right there. 291 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,140 [camera clicking] 292 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,110 -[man 1] That's nice. Oh, that's good. -[man 2] Right there. 293 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,647 Have fun with this. 294 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,020 I can't believe my mom's so comfortable being naked. 295 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,155 [Kris] I loved this process! 296 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:46,125 Kim, I don't know what you're complaining about, this is great. 297 00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:48,794 I could do this all day long. I'm loving it. 298 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:50,963 Seriously? 299 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,237 -Hey, love. -[Melody] Hi! 300 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,240 -Hi! -How are you? 301 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,442 -Good, how are you? -Good. 302 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,778 -[Melody] Yay! -I'm so hungry. 303 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,179 [Melody] Mm-hmm. 304 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,114 [Kim] What are we gonna get? The usual? 305 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,585 [exhales] Crispy rice is like the first thing I think about every day. 306 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,720 [cellphone ringing] 307 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,723 -Hello. -Hey, I just got a call from Playboy. 308 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,393 And they want you to actually do some more photos. 309 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,229 What they said was that 310 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:27,399 Hef was really excited about the photo shoot, he loved the pictures. 311 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,969 They said that Hef really wants to meet with you. 312 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,537 He wants to talk to you himself, 313 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,740 and he's asked you and I to come to the Playboy Mansion. 314 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,408 -That's amazing. -[Kris] Yeah. 315 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,677 And they want some more... A little... 316 00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:40,346 Showing a little more skin, actually. 317 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,915 I knew it. I knew that they wanted more nude. 318 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,818 They want more skin. They want me to take a little more off. 319 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,888 And I just thought that I had an amazing shoot. 320 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,055 Why do more? 321 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,123 Bye. 322 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,859 I knew they want... I was like, "I'm not taking my top off. 323 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:57,830 I'm not doing this. I'm not doing that." I'm just not that comfortable being nude. 324 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,833 -Don't show the goodies. -Yeah, I wouldn't. I'm not. 325 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,237 [doorbell rings] 326 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,942 Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian to see Mr. Hefner. 327 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,011 [man over speaker] Go on. 328 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,446 Mom, why are you wearing a push-up bra? 329 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,815 This is not about you trying to get into the magazine. 330 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,918 We're going to the Playboy Mansion. 331 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:21,520 -[Kim] It's Kim and Kris to see Hef. -[woman] Okay. 332 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,023 [Kris] Where's the powder room? 333 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,457 -Right here? -Right through here. 334 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,793 Oh, okay. Thank you so much. 335 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,864 Go in there and see if there's any soap or anything with Playboy on it. 336 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,499 -And just stick it in your purse. -Mom. 337 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:34,800 -It's a souvenir. -Mom. 338 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,803 [quietly] Take the water bottle, it's got a bunny on it. 339 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,372 You are practically naked, pull your top up. 340 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,907 Sorry. 341 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:43,475 -Well... -Hi. 342 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,544 -Hello. What a pleasure. -Nice to meet you. 343 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,612 My pleasure. 344 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,813 -Hi. I'm Kris Jenner. -This is my mom Kris. 345 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,281 -How are you? -It's a pleasure to meet you as well. 346 00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,183 -Absolutely. -And this is Kim Kardashian. 347 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,652 -Well, I know that by reputation. -[Kim laughs] 348 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,621 Welcome to the Playboy Mansion and... 349 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,257 I'm very excited about having you in the December issue. 350 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,492 -I'm very excited. -[Hugh] Very excited. 351 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,594 The great face, the hair, the booty. 352 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,663 -I think it will all look very well. -[Kim] The booty, got it. 353 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,198 [Kris] I have one little question. 354 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:09,268 -[Hugh] Okay. -Does she have to take her clothes off? 355 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,769 [Hugh] Oh, yes. 356 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,142 But no, like... We're not gonna show the twins, right? 357 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,378 -[Hugh] That's part of it, but discreetly. -[Kris] Oh. 358 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,914 [Hugh] And in very good taste. 359 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,349 [Kim] I'm really conflicted. 360 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,719 They want me to show more skin for this new shoot, 361 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,921 and I just don't know if that's something I want to do. 362 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,889 [Hugh] It will not be explicit, I mean... 363 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,392 That is what sets Playboy apart from the other magazines. 364 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,861 -[Kris] Right. It's the best. -Always classy. 365 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:40,132 It's for the December issue. We always have a celebrity on the cover 366 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,667 and inside that issue. 367 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,603 -[Kim] Is that your favorite issue? -It has to be. 368 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,841 I started the magazine with the December 1953 issue. 369 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,042 -Oh, wow. -[Hugh] And... 370 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:53,012 -I happened to have Marilyn Monroe... -[Kim gasps] 371 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,980 -on the cover and... -I didn't know that. 372 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,149 ...inside as the first Playmate of the month. 373 00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:58,784 -Wow. -[Kim] Oh, wow. 374 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,821 Knowing that Marilyn Monroe's done it, I feel a bit more comfortable with it, 375 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:05,824 and I know that I'm going to be taken care of 376 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,393 because the Playboy team is so amazing. 377 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,695 But it is gonna be nerve-racking. 378 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,063 -Thank you. -Very nice to meet you. 379 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,131 Thank you so much. 380 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,632 -My pleasure. See you soon. -Thank you. 381 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,243 [Rob] Oh [bleep]. 382 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:26,512 There you go, Bruce. 383 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,380 Now, what is this about Kimberly? 384 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:33,052 I heard that someone from Playboy called her. 385 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,119 Really? 386 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,688 I heard they want a little more something-something. 387 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:39,158 I haven't seen the first photos, I wouldn't know. 388 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,662 You know, Kimberly has got to clean up her act. 389 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,271 [Kim] I'm so nervous. 390 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,673 I just want everything to go perfectly. 391 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,682 I just know there wasn't any nudity. 392 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,485 Well, I know. Yeah. That was the whole idea doing the shoot. 393 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:11,023 I'm assuming it's Playboy and they might want to show a little more nudity. 394 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,792 [Brandon] No nudity. [laughs] Is that what they told you? 395 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,699 [inaudible] 396 00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:25,037 You know, it's one thing, I'm her stepdad. It's your sister. 397 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,506 What do you feel about all of this? 398 00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:35,547 Well, I don't know. It's her decision. I support whatever she does. 399 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,063 [Kris] Do you have a lot of diamond fake necklaces? 400 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,532 We could bring these. Wait, but... 401 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,600 -Yeah. -We could bring these. 402 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:58,103 I come up with this idea that I am totally comfortable being nude 403 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,572 if I'm draped in diamonds and pearls. 404 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,545 [man 1] Here we go. Lean to me. 405 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,982 -There's where you want to be. Like that. -[man 2] That's beautiful, huh? 406 00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,453 I mean, I'm sure she's not just standing there with her boobs out. 407 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,323 She probably posing and going like this. 408 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,159 Her pose is always like... 409 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,528 [Khlo�] Yes. The armpits. That's her dance. 410 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,697 [man] Yeah. Let them hang. Let them hang. Yes, yes. There. There. 411 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:29,101 [Khlo�] Then she sticks her butt out and her stomach goes in more. 412 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,737 And her mouth is always open. Like... 413 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,072 Why is her mouth open in every picture? 414 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,909 -[woman] Damn. -[camera clicking] 415 00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,745 -[Kris] Kim, you're doing amazing. -[man] Push this. Push this knee out. 416 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,047 -[woman] Hot. -[man] That's... Push, push, push. 417 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,884 [Khlo� laughs] Like a cat. 418 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,053 -Kourtney, take it off! -[Kourtney] Khlo�! 419 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,322 -[Khlo�] Take your clothes off. -No! 420 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:54,860 -That's a good pose. Take it. [chuckles] -Ouch, you're giving me a rug burn. 421 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,595 Take it off. 422 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,464 -[camera clicks] -[Kris] Oh, God. Kim, they're beautiful. 423 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,000 -[woman] Yeah, they're hot. -[Kris] They're really, really cool. 424 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,802 -Hot. That one's the one. -[laughter] 425 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,004 Kim, you're gonna die when you see these. 426 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,740 [camera clicks] 427 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,577 They're amazing. 428 00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:14,880 I like the shoes. 429 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,549 Posing for Playboy was a huge challenge for me, 430 00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,986 but in the end I'm so extremely happy that I did it. 431 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,188 Thank you. Mwah! Bye. 432 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:28,260 [Kim] Hef and his whole team just really were so gracious to me and so welcoming. 433 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,729 And I just can't wait to see it. 434 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:42,674 -[indistinct chatter] -Mom! 435 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,347 -Do you love it? -It's so cool, you're gonna die. 436 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,549 Right, I'll get everybody inside. 437 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,119 -Everybody in here? -Yeah. 438 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,788 -Okay, Kim has a big surprise. -[Kourtney] What? 439 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,391 -[Bruce] Oh, no. Is she a blonde? -[Kris] Come on in, Kim. 440 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,860 -[Kourtney] What is this? -[Bruce] It's a picture of Kimberly. 441 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,897 [Kourtney] Oh, my God! 442 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:08,634 [Bruce] Oh, my... Honey, you have my medal! 443 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:11,937 -What a sexy biatch! -[Kim] I know. Right? 444 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,305 [Kris] Bruce loves it. Look at Bruce, he's dying. 445 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,141 -You like it, honey? -Yeah, it's really great. Very creative. 446 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,209 Nicely done. 447 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,112 Maybe we should go check it out in the bedroom, see how it works. 448 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:22,648 -[Kris] Okay. -[whooping] 449 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,150 -[cheering and whooping] -[Kourtney] Yeah. 450 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,152 [Kim] Get yours. 451 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,054 [Kim] Gold medal night. 452 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,458 [Kim] Next time on Keeping Up With the Kardashians... 453 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:37,829 I'm stressed out. I cannot work this much all the time. 454 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,032 Khlo�'s acting like a monster. 455 00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:42,401 The anniversary of Daddy's death. 456 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,169 I'm gonna turn into an alcoholic tonight. 457 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,338 [shouting, screaming] 458 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,107 -[police siren wails] -[man] You had anything to drink tonight? 459 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:51,009 [Khlo�] [bleep] I'm gonna go to jail. 38311

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