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[telephone ringing]
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Hello?
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[over phone]
Kris? Hey, it's Joe Francis.
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Joe Francis! Where are you, honey?
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[Joe] I'm in jail.
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You're still in jail?
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I'm still in jail. I can't believe it.
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Oh, my gosh, Joe!
We need to come get you out.
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[Joe laughs]
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I'm coming over there.
What can we do?
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Well, we're launching a line
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of the new Ashley Paigefor Girls Gone Wild swimwear,
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and I want the girlsto possibly be the spokesmodels.
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Oh, wow!
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I'd like to do billboards,a print campaign.
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This is, like, a huge thing.
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It sounds really exciting.
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I just can't believe
you have time to do this from jail.
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-[Joe laughs]
-But...
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Well, there's not...there's not much to do in jail.
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Sometimes people have a negative
connotation about Girls Gone Wild,
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but this bikini line is so fabulous.
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High-end couture bikini line.
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[Joe] I'd like to send you guysdown to my house in Puerto Vallarta.
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Oh, my God! That would be so great.
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I think all of us could use
a trip to Mexico. [laughs]
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[Kris] Okay, I have good news.
So, Joe Francis called,
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and wants you girls to do
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and be the spokesperson
for his new bikini line.
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He's been thinking
about the Kardashians in jail?
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-[Kourtney laughs]
-[Kris] And he wants you girls
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to go down to...
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-[Khlo�] Jail.
-...his house, Casa Aramara,
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all courtesy of Girls Gone Wild.
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The Casa?
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We carry Ashley Paige in our store
and it's really cool.
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The line's amazing, and I'm excited.
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He wants to do a billboard,
like on Sunset.
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-[Khlo�] Kardashians!
-[Kourtney shrieking]
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[Khlo�] As soon as I get a bikini wax,
I'm down.
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Kourtney does it herself.
She's a he-man woman hater.
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You're still doing your wax by yourself?
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-Yeah, honey.
-[Kim] It's so embarrassing.
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-Does Bruce know?
-No.
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-I don't know why Bruce would care.
-He's really conservative.
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He's gonna have a problem
that you guys are posing in bikinis.
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We're in swimsuits. We're not, like...
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[Kourtney] We're not, like, in lingerie.
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I don't wanna just upset him
for no reason.
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So let's just not make a big deal
out of it so he doesn't go crazy.
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-We'll leave Bruce up to you.
-Yeah, we'll leave Bruce up to you.
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-'Cause none of us...
-[Kris] I'll take care of it.
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We're just not gonna say a thing.
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I just don't want him
to get upset one more time.
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He doesn't, you know...
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His heart can't take it.
He's getting too old.
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-[Bruce] All right, we're ready.
-No, no, no, you're right here.
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The wind, you guys... is this necessary?
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Go change. Awful.
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No, that is not cute.
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[man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.
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I need someone to make me laugh.
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-Where's Kim?
-[Khlo�] Kim is always late.
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I am here.
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[Kourtney] Get out of our way!
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-[Kim] Stop! Jealous?
-[Bruce] Stop!
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[Kris] That's enough.
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[man 1] All right, you guys.
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-[man 2] That's it! We're done.
-[man 3] Money.
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[Kris] Well, I was just talking
to the girls and we were thinking
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that maybe we would go and have
a little getaway to Puerto Vallarta.
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Puerto Vallarta?
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[Kris] Yeah. You know,
we were thinking we'd have
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another one of our little girls' trips.
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Bruce and I have a great marriage
and a great dynamic,
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but sometimes things just work out better
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if he doesn't know every single detail.
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I think it doesn't
make any difference what I think.
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So I'm gonna go with...
have a wonderful time.
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But you gotta be back in time,
'cause I have to leave on a trip.
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[kissing]
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-[Bruce] Oh, yeah, right, suck up to me.
-[Kris] Thank you.
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Joe Francis has
the most beautiful airplane.
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It seats 12, it's absolutely gorgeous,
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and there's no security check, no lines,
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and nobody to tell youwhat you can and can't do.
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Here's a toast to a great family vacay
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and a fabulous photoshoot
and Bruce not finding out.
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-Toasts! Whoo!
-Salute.
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[playing mariachi music]
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Whoo-hoo!
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[all cheering and talking excitedly]
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[Kris] Kim, there's a spider on you.
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[screams] No, there's not, Mom!
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-[Kris] I swear...
-Oh, my God! [shrieks]
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[Rob] Get it off of her, Mom!
Please get it off of her!
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-[Kris] Kim, come on!
-[Rob] Get it off, Mom!
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-[all yelling]
-Stop!
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-Stop. Let me get it.
-Mom, is there really a spider on me?
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-[Rob laughing] No, it's not. It's...
-[Kris] It's gone.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna pee in my pants.
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Can you get my sweater?
Is there a spider in my sweater?
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[Rob] No, there isn't, I saw it.
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Kim the little drama queen.
She needs all of that attention.
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I'm fat enough.
I don't want to be put on steroids
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-'cause I get a big spider bite.
-[Kris] Come on, guys.
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-It's gonna be all right.
-[Kourtney] Let's go see the house.
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[Rob] I love the lighting.
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Oh, wow!
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[Khlo�] It's so beautiful.
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[Bruce] Aren't we lucky.
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It's Italian, but...
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So Mom's eating tacos,
you think, in Mexico?
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-Pretty much.
-What do you think she's doing down there?
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[yells]
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[Kim] Oh, my God!
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Jump in!
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[all yell]
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[laughing]
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Whoo!
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What's most important now
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is that you guys look your best tomorrow.
You got a big day.
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So let's go to bed.
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Come on, guys. Let's go.
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[alarm beeping]
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[Kris] Makeup and hair is set up already.
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What the [bleep]?
I have to get up at 6:00 a.m.?
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I need [bleep] beauty rest.
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Ashley has lost her [bleep] mind.
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[yawns] Five more minutes.
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-Ooh!
-[Bruce] See that...
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-I'm telling you.
-Take you out. Let's see what you got.
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[Bruce] Brody's busy, he's working,
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so it's great when he comes over
to the house
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and we can spend a little time and I
kinda hear what's going on in his life.
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[Bruce] So, what have you been up to?
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Just chilling.
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It's a lot better than mine.
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Easy game. But see, I work at it, Brody.
You don't work at it.
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[Brody] How do you feel about Kim being
in Puerto Vallarta at Girls Gone Wild?
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They're doing what?
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She told me she's doing
some swimsuit modeling thing down there
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-for Girls Gone Wild.
-Really?
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-You really didn't know about this?
-[Bruce stammering] No, I...
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I heard they were just going down there
for, like, a vacation.
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Why would Kris wanna really lie
about what's going on down there?
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I'm gonna call 'em.
Find out what's going on.
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We have to have hair and makeup done.
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It's, you know, three girls,and it's been taking [bleep] hours.
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[Bruce] I wonder
if she can receive messages,
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'cause I'm leaving a message.
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Honey, it's me.
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You don't tell me what's going on.
Doing, like, swimsuit pictures?
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I'm on my way down there.
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The most frustrating thing in my life
is dealing with Kris,
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'cause you know what?
She doesn't tell me everything.
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I don't know what's going on.
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What are you doing?
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-[laughs]
-Would you watch these kids?
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I gotta go. I got plans.
And watch this crazy...
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You gotta help me out.
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[Khlo�] Why would you tell her
to wear the sarong?
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Just to cover her jiggly ass
when we're walking around.
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[bleep] She doesn't
have a jiggly ass, it's fine!
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Her ass makes money, honey.
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My jiggle is out for the world to see.
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There's no covering it, honey.
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Kourtney is such a bitch.
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Twenty minutes before this photoshoot
and she's already giving Kim a complex?
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I will beat her assand give her a [bleep] complex.
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[Khlo�] Do not break her confidence
because you will fail.
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I said Kim looks great.
Her stomach looks flat. I just said,
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-"Cover your butt..."
-Yeah, but it looks cellulitey.
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-No, your stomach doesn't look cellulitey.
-No, it doesn't.
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-It looks like I have cellulite all there.
-[Kourtney] No, it doesn't.
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-I just said...
-[Khlo�] Just stand like that.
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I got your back, honey.
Any time you need it.
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-Guys, I'm out of here.
-[Brody] You're out of here?
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Brode, this is scary for me to say.
You're in charge.
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-[Brody] Oh, look at... What is this?
-Both you girls better be good.
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[Bruce] Probably the mostimportant thing in my life
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is to protect these girls.
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You know, you see what happenedwith Kim and her sex tape.
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They really have
to watch what they're doing.
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Because just a little thing can get
totally blown out of proportion.
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[photographer] Okay, stand up.
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[Ashley] This is it, guys, this is it.
Love it, love it.
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That's gorgeous.
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Our first shot is on the beach
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with this huge sandcastlethat's spray-painted green.
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It is supposed to be really glamor,over-the-top.
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[Ashley] Hurry.
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-Okay, come on, let's do it now.
-Do it. Ready?
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Ready, guys?
Sexy, comfortable, playful.
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[photographer] I love it. Right there.
Beautiful. Hold that.
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-[shutter clicking]
-[photographer] Gotta keep the coconut.
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[Ashley] Oh, I love it, Kourtney!
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[photographer] Okay, right there.
Let's do it!
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Oh, my God.
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[Bruce] Hey, guys.
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[Kim] Oh, [bleep].
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-What are you doing here?
-[Bruce] Can I talk to you?
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-Let's go.
-[Kourtney] What is going on?
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The photoshoot is a wrap, I guess.
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Why do you guys lie
to me like this all the time?
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I mean, you said
you're coming down here for...
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what, a girls' weekend,
and you're doing this?
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-[Kris] We were gonna...
-[Bruce] No. Brody tells me
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that you're down here
doing some Girls Gone Wild video.
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I left him there with the kids.
That's how bad it got.
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Everybody stops,
and I am so embarrassed,
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because I can just feel the tension
in the air
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and I know Bruce is gonna go ballistic.
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Ashley is very classy,
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and she will make sure
that we are classy.
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Look at Khlo�. That's classy.
That's real classy, Khlo�.
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Why don't you ever talk to me?
Why don't you tell me what's going on?
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[Kris] You're so conservative,
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and you're always on us
to just behave a certain way...
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Well, the high road is always
the good road. Isn't that amazing.
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We're not doing anything wrong
or explicit or crazy or...
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I've had a long trip.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
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I'll see you in a bit.
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Glad you're here.
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[Kylie] Wanna play dress up?
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[Brody] I'm not putting
your little pink hat on.
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Yes, you are! Take the hat off.
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[Brody] Ow!
Can you relax for five minutes?
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We have to go in my room. Come on.
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I'm gonna rip one
of these dolls' heads off.
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Let's go, brother from another mother.
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-Please leave me alone for five minutes.
-Ready?
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Oh!
234
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,606
-[groaning]
-[Kendall giggling]
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[Brody] I have a question
to ask both of you.
236
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-[Kendall] Okay.
-Why do you want to tie me up
237
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:17,910
to a stripper pole?
238
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-'Cause you're being a bad boy.
-[Kylie giggles]
239
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:21,580
[Kylie] Tell us if we're suffocating you.
240
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,783
Oh, what happened?
I got my... Oh, hey.
241
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,884
[Kylie] We're not done yet!
242
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,386
You guys are bad at that.
Okay, no more stripper pole.
243
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,320
[girls] Yes!
244
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,455
-I'm serious!
-No, I... Come on,
245
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,756
I played your little game
on the stripper pole.
246
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:31,924
-[screaming] Brody, stop it!
-[doorbell rings]
247
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,325
-I just heard a doorbell ring.
-[cell phone ringing]
248
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,394
Doorbell, yes...
249
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,096
-[Kylie grunts]
-Hey, let go of my shirt, hey, hey.
250
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,297
I'm answering, I'm answering.
251
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,433
[Brody sighs] Yes, please, go answer it.
252
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,468
-Yes!
-[Kylie] Sorry, Brody's not here.
253
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,136
[Frankie] No, I see him
right there with a...
254
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,738
What's that pink hat?
255
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,273
[Brody] I thought you were here
to bring over some chick.
256
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,575
-I thought you had chicks here.
-Oh, here they are.
257
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,676
[Kylie giggles]
258
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,946
-[laughing] Oh, no.
-Hello.
259
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,414
[Brody] Hey, you guys,
mess with him for a little while.
260
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:56,449
I'm just gonna lay down real quick.
261
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,817
[Frankie] No, no, no, no...
262
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:58,918
-Hi.
-Hi.
263
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,586
-Nice glasses.
-What's your name?
264
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,521
I'm Frankie. How are you doing?
265
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:03,823
-Frankie?
-Brody!
266
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,291
[Brody laughing]
267
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,692
-[Kylie] Frankie?
-Oh, my God.
268
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,594
This girl's trying to hit me!
269
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,729
-[belt slapping]
-[Frankie] Oh!
270
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:11,197
[all laughing]
271
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,636
Bruce.
272
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,908
Um, I know that you're mad,
but I just wanted to say that, um...
273
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:23,943
What did you want to say?
274
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,011
[Kourtney] You know
that we would never do anything
275
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,115
that would make us, like,
not classy, and...
276
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,816
You know, we're just not like that.
277
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,451
But, you know, in today's society,
278
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:34,587
with kind of a wild and crazy media
and all this...
279
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,055
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-...you gotta watch what you do.
280
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,323
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-You'll pay dearly.
281
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,291
The internet
and all that junk out there...
282
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:40,960
-Yeah.
-You gotta dearly watch what you do.
283
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,196
This is very tasteful, what we're doing.
284
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,532
You know,
Ashley Paige is really respectful.
285
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,436
The problem is,
primarily with your mother, that...
286
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,738
She's telling me that they're going away
287
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,473
-on a girls' weekend down here.
-[Kourtney] Right.
288
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,875
-And instead...
-No, and I get it.
289
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:56,976
...you're working down here.
290
00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,146
Yeah. I mean, I don't think
that she should've lied to you
291
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,549
but I think that she did lie because
292
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,418
she just thought that you would've said,
"No, no, no, you guys can't do it."
293
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,820
When has that ever stopped you?
294
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,922
[sighs]
295
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:16,829
[Brody] Let's go to the pool.
296
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:17,963
-[Frankie laughing]
-[Kylie] Whoo!
297
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,267
Pool! Whoo!
298
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,735
-[Frankie] Pool time!
-Come on, let's go, let's go.
299
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,069
[both whooping]
300
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,404
[Frankie chanting] Pool time, pool time!
301
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,973
[Brody] Yeah, it'll be good. Go outside.
302
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,109
-[Frankie] Pool, pool, pool.
-[both laughing]
303
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,877
-[Kylie] Just saying, I saw.
-[Kendall] Hey!
304
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,445
[laughs] Yay!
305
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,281
-Hey!
-[both laughing]
306
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,116
[Kendall] I didn't know
they were gonna do that.
307
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,385
-[Frankie] Uh-oh.
-Uh-oh. Oh, wait. She knows how to do it.
308
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,653
[Kylie] Go quick, Kendall!
309
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,188
-[Brody] Aw, man.
-[Frankie] Oh, no.
310
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:43,989
[Brody laughs]
Let's go hide, let's go hide.
311
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,426
[both giggling]
312
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,295
Where'd they go?
313
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,965
-[Kylie] Brody!
-[Kendall] Brody!
314
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,939
-[Brody] Hey!
-[Frankie] Hey!
315
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,907
-[Kendall laughs]
-[Brody] Ow!
316
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:03,409
[laughs]
317
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,212
[Ashley] We're losing our shot.
318
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,681
-[photographer] We're losing light.
-Please tell me you're almost done.
319
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,382
[woman] She's almost done!
Just this last nail.
320
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:11,317
All right.
321
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,386
[Kourtney] We have been shootingall day long,
322
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,355
you know, working our little asses off.
323
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:19,325
[Ashley] I'm nervous
that we haven't got it yet.
324
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,893
Let's make sure we get that.
325
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,995
And Ashley wants it done so fast
326
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,865
that she's telling the photographer
to do this,
327
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:28,033
and ends up takinghis little digital camera
328
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,435
and starts snapping her own candids.
329
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,337
[Ashley] I can do what I want to do.
330
00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,172
-I'm the designer.
-I'll be setting the next shot up.
331
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,442
[Ashley] I hate it.
332
00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,410
-Really? Why?
-It's not me. I don't like it.
333
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:43,949
Ashley Paige is driving us all so insane.
She's stressing all of us out.
334
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,317
All we need is Kim right here.
335
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,053
-Okay, so let's go and get Kim.
-I can't keep up with these girls.
336
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,989
There are, like, three of them.
They're all over the place.
337
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,857
[Kourtney] Ashley Paige is insane.
338
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,126
I'm ready to shove a taco up her ass.
339
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,161
[Ashley] That's the difference between
340
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:58,330
a working model
who makes their living off working
341
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,765
and whatever they are.
342
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,736
I wanna work with a [bleep] professional
designer, you psychotic freak.
343
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,076
[Kylie] What's Girls Gone Wild again?
344
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,145
Who told you about Girls Gone Wild?
345
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,981
Isn't it the thing where, like,
they lift their shirts?
346
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,651
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
347
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,519
[whooping]
348
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,555
If I see you lift up your shirt one more
time talking about Girls Gone Wild,
349
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:25,024
you're gonna be grounded.
350
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,126
It's more like a belly button show.
351
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,862
[Kylie whooping]
352
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:34,733
[Frankie] What are you doing?
353
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,302
-[Kylie] Girls Gone Wild!
-[Kendall] Help me.
354
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,703
[Kylie] Girls Gone Wild!
355
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,971
Hold on, hold on. No, no, no!
356
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,873
-Hmm...
-I gotta shoot this.
357
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,408
-Are you recording?
-I'll shoot it.
358
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,078
Girls Gone Wild...
359
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,081
is like this.
360
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,517
[whooping]
361
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,054
You girls are a little crazy,
but you know what?
362
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,388
I'm gonna start managing you girls.
363
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,857
We're gonna put this, like,
on YouTube or something,
364
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:00,893
'cause it's gonna be amazing.
365
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,729
-[Kylie] Okay.
-What the [bleep] are you doing?
366
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,631
It's their reel, bro. They need a reel.
367
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:06,665
Turn that thing off.
368
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:10,002
You are not managing my little sister
on a stripper pole...
369
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,471
-Yes!
-I'm doing their reel!
370
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,839
As I come in here...
371
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,808
[with Latino accent] "We're going
to put this on YouTube or something."
372
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,243
-[girls giggling]
-[Brody] No! No, stop, stop.
373
00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,585
[Khlo�] Ashley doesn't know
if she got the billboard shot yet.
374
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,619
[Kim] What?
375
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,588
[Khlo�] Yeah, isn't that weird?
I feel like we totally got it.
376
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,858
It's the end of the day,
we all look like crap, and we...
377
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,193
[Khlo�] Don't you feel like we got it?
378
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:39,164
Ashley's saying that the billboard shot
has not even been done yet.
379
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,866
So we're kind of freaked out.
380
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,601
We haven't got it yet.
381
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,104
You guys, come get in the water!
382
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,539
Can we have them splashing each other
383
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:50,642
and grounding each other
towards the end. Come on.
384
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,644
[Kim] Kourtney, Khlo�, and Iare about to pass out.
385
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:56,749
Hopefully, we will pull together
our inner Beyonc�
386
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:59,084
and get the shot that Ashley wants.
387
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,120
-[growling]
-[Kourtney] Oh, my God!
388
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,223
[all shrieking and laughing]
389
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:09,328
We've been working
and shooting all day long.
390
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:12,064
So I really hope we haveAshley's billboard shot,
391
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,566
because it's too lateto do anything now anyways.
392
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,635
-Did we get our money shot? Hi.
-Hey, Ash.
393
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,706
[Khlo�] God, I'm nauseous.
I'm literally nauseous.
394
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,311
[Kourtney] Do you have any
of us laying on the thing?
395
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,914
-[photographer] Um...
-[Kourtney and Khlo�] I love that.
396
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,483
[Kim] Everyone looks so good
in that picture.
397
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,818
[Kourtney] That is so cute.
398
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,920
-Khlo� with the coconut.
-[Kim] That's it.
399
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,588
[Ashley] I really like this
for the billboard.
400
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,557
-You got it.
-[Kourtney] That is amazing.
401
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:39,792
-[Khlo�] Thank God we got it.
-Perfect!
402
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,560
Don't you feel, like, better now?
403
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,762
[Kim] We found our shot.We know we got the billboard
404
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,664
and we're just so relieved.
405
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,032
Thanks for everything.
406
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,367
-That was so fun!
-That was so fun.
407
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,402
-You guys were really good sports.
-Thank you.
408
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,638
Thank you.
409
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,485
I can't believe my wife
of 16 years lied to me.
410
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,154
This really upsets me.
411
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,167
Oh, my God.
412
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,570
Where've you been?
I've looked for you everywhere.
413
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,106
-[sighing] I know. I went for a walk.
-Yeah?
414
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,574
I went for a walk. I talked to Kourtney.
415
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,244
Um... mainly it comes down to you.
416
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,346
You know, you guys take off like this
417
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,950
and... you know,
I find out other things are going on,
418
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:38,884
you know, it bothers me.
419
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,890
It's my fault because I wasn't honest
with you and I didn't tell you...
420
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:49,561
You know, you're so used to us girls
coming down here for a little R&R...
421
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,763
[Bruce] I don't wanna hash it
all over again.
422
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,766
I really feel sick
over this whole situation,
423
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:58,537
and I've really realized that I should
never lie to my husband again.
424
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,906
I'm really sorry.
425
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,941
[Bruce] So, we move on.
426
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,310
-[Kris] I love you.
-Love you too.
427
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,946
-You're kind of stinky.
-I haven't had my shower yet.
428
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,549
Well, come on upstairs and...
I'll help you.
429
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,617
-All right.
-All right, baby?
430
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:12,985
You'll help me with the shower?
431
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,486
-[Kris] Yeah. Come on.
-[Bruce] Cool.
432
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,221
[Kris] Best shower you ever had.
433
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,930
[Bruce] It's nice to be down herein Puerto Vallarta, but,
434
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,866
you know what, I can't help but think
of what's going on back at the house.
435
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,301
[Rob] Thank you.
436
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,536
It was very nice of you.
We had a great time.
437
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,038
Thank you for all your hospitality.
438
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,239
Bye-bye.
439
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,544
[snoring]
440
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,283
Guys, we're home!
441
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,951
-[Brody] Yes!
-[Kylie] Mommy!
442
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,819
-Hi!
-[Bruce] We are back.
443
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,923
[Kris laughing] Brody looks
really happy to see us.
444
00:19:50,989 --> 00:19:53,258
I haven't changed in two days.
445
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,826
-[sighing]
-[Kris] How'd you hold up?
446
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,663
These two are a handful.
447
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,165
Oh, wait, I mean they're angels,
they're angels. Jeez.
448
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,466
[Kris laughing]
449
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,369
The girls seem to be fine,
but Brody seems to be really beat up.
450
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:08,674
It looks like he's had enough
and ready to go back to his own life.
451
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,309
[Bruce] Girls, would you
like Brody every weekend?
452
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,978
-[Kylie] Every day!
-On that note... [laughing]
453
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,447
-All right.
-[Bruce] Every day!
454
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,015
-Good to see you.
-All right, good seeing you too.
455
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,352
-[Bruce] Good seeing you.
-[Brody] Bye. I love you.
456
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,256
[Kourtney] Hey, Joe.
457
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,291
It's so, like, Charlie's Angels.
458
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,393
[Joe] Angels, Charlie's in jail.
459
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:32,164
Guys, we have to break out Charlie
from jail. It's our duty.
460
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,433
[Joe] If you wanna come break me out,drive on up.
461
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,768
[laughs] Pull up the pickup to the backand I'll jump on.
462
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,736
Okay.
463
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,538
[Kim] I feel like you can't say that
while you're there.
464
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:40,706
Will they get scared?
465
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,941
[Joe] Yeah, I really thinkthat the government's gonna buy
466
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,110
the Kardashian girls comingand breaking me out of jail.
467
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,311
-[laughing]
-[Kourtney] I am so good
468
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,579
at breaking people out.
469
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,782
Wait, how did you like the pictures?
Do you think we're sexy?
470
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,517
[Joe] I think you're so hot.
471
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,519
-I wish I was there.
-Yeah!
472
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,155
What about me? Aren't I the prettiest one?
473
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,724
Yes, Khlo�, you're the prettiest one.
474
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,425
-Joe, I think we're all...
-Wait, can you have visitors?
475
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,594
-Why don't we come visit you?
-Why don't we all come visit you?
476
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,130
Can you have, like,
five, four visitors at a time?
477
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,132
You know, I kind of liketalking to you like Charlie.
478
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,434
-Charlie!
-[Khlo�] We love that you're Charlie.
479
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:12,271
-And we're your angels.
-Let's go, girls.
480
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,439
I'll be out of here pretty soon.Bye, guys.
481
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:16,908
[all] We love you, Charlie!
482
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,277
[all laughing]
483
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,446
[Bruce] Whoa. What's this?
484
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:26,952
Girls Gone Wild is like this.
485
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,556
[whooping]
486
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,425
-Honey?
-[Kris] Yeah?
487
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:34,626
Come in here.
488
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,895
[whooping on TV continues]
489
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,364
Kendall! Kylie!
490
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,999
[Kris] I'm gonna kill [bleep] Brody.
491
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,404
[Kim] Next timeon Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
492
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,338
[phone ringing]
493
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,874
[on phone] This is Michelecalling from Playboy.
494
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,443
I think it would be
an awesome experience for you.
495
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,612
Can you guarantee that I'm not gonna
have to take my clothes off?
496
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,415
She's got a sex tape out
and now she's doing Playboy?
497
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,750
I'm not comfortable taking my top off.
498
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,820
-Does she have to take her clothes off?
-[Hugh] Oh, yes, that's part of it.
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