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This area's
crawling with patrols.

Why'd you want to meet here?

I can't take any chances.

Well, I certainly took plenty

getting to this
broken-down farm.

I'm sorry, Colonel, but this
is the only place I'm safe.

The Gestapo is on to me.

How'd they find out?

The same way they
find out everything.

Naturally, I'm finished
as a source of information.

Well, I want you to know,

you've done a great
service to both our countries.

Danke.

What about the location
of the submarine pens?

I have a detailed
map of them all.

Detailed map... great.

Well, I can only promise you,

your sacrifice
will not be in vain.

What sacrifice?

Well, when someone
gives up his life

for something he believes in,

I'd certainly say
that was a sacrifice.

By a stupid man!

Let's understand
each other, Colonel.

I have no intention

of sacrificing my
life for anything,

and I also have no intention

of giving up the map

until I am certain
my life is quite safe.

Look, you know the Gestapo.

No matter where you
hide in this country,

your life's going
to be in danger.

I'm well aware of that,

but I know a trip to London
would add years to it.

That field outside is big
enough to land a plane.

We're not running an airline
between here and England.

Where I go, the map goes.

All right, I'll see
what we can do.

And how fast it can be done.

My nerves are at
the breaking point.

Look, you're the most
decorated flyer on the Luftwaffe.

You've faced death
countless times.

Now you act like
you're scared stiff.

I was scared stiff then, too.

Find out about the plane, Hogan!

It may take a few days.

You think you can
hold on that long?

I'll hold on, but...

What was that?

What?

I heard a noise outside.

I didn't hear anything.

You're the most nervous
war hero I've ever known.

You'd better get
back to the camp.

And tell London to hurry.

Use the window.

All right, they'll get
you out if they can.

You'll hear from me
in a couple of days.

Here are your Red
Cross packages.

I made a special trip, because
I know what it means to you.

Very, very thoughtful
of you, Schultzy.

A little kindness never hurt.

Right.

They look bigger
than they used to.

Well, it makes it harder for the
Boche to slip in the packages.

I never stole anything.

We know that, Schultz.

You're the one man in this
camp we can really trust.

Are they all there?

Yes, sir. Mm-hmm.

Thanks for making
the trip, Schultz.

A little kindness never hurt.

Who will give me two
cigarettes for a candy bar?

I will.

Hey, what am I offered
for a bar of soap?

Two candy bars.

Sold.

And what am I offered

for an almost-new 1939 issue

of Fräulein Was Ist?

You want to trade two
cigarettes for a candy bar?

I'll give you a whole
pack for that bar.

That's very nice.

12 pages of Germany's
most beautiful fräuleins.

No deal, Schultz.

But thanks for bringing
the packages, huh?

Oh, a little kindness
never hurts.

It doesn't help much, either.

Not that I want anything.

Not at all.

No, all you want is one of these

rich, sweet, gooey,
creamy chocolate bars.

That's what you want, isn't it?

Mmm.

You're not going
to get it, Schultz,

not for one of those
dog-eared girlie magazines.

Mmm, almonds.

Oh.

Now, if you really want
to make a deal, Schultz...

For one candy bar,

where are the secret
Messerschmidt factories?

How do I know?

Even if I would know,

you think I would
tell you such a thing

for one candy bar?

Good man, Schultz.

I admire loyalty,
even in the enemy.

Only kidding,
Schultz, only kidding.

You may be a lot of things,

but one thing
you're not is a traitor.

Try two candy bars.

Colonel Hauptmann has
his price; why not me? Hmm?

What's this about Hauptmann?

Well, last night, he...

I know nothing!

Here, Schultz, have a candy bar.

No, I don't care for one.

In that case, make it two.

Thank you.

Last night, Colonel Hauptmann
was arrested by the Gestapo,

and he is being
held here for treason.

Treason?

Hugo Hauptmann's
a national hero.

The Gestapo has
got to be kidding.

Why is he being held here?

The Führer doesn't
want the people to know

that our national
hero is a traitor,

but he's going
to get a fair trial.

When?

Tomorrow morning,
there is a court-martial

followed by the execution.

Some fair trial.

What kind of evidence
have they got?

I know nothing,
but I can find out.

I need something
to bargain with.

All right, I will
try to find out.

How do you like that?

They must have grabbed
Hauptmann just after I left.

You think they got the map, too?

I doubt it;
Hauptmann's too smart.

He's got it hidden, and
we've got to find out where.

I say this entire court-martial
is a waste of time.

The evidence against
Hauptmann proves his guilt.

Hochstetter, we must
think of appearances.

We do not treat a national
hero like a common criminal.

Who's defending Hauptmann?

Whoever you pick to defend him.

I'm the prosecutor.

I cannot appoint
a defense counsel.

You should know that.

I am the Gestapo.

What do I know about law?

Why not ask one of your
staff to handle the defense?

No officer on my
staff would oppose me.

They'd be afraid of
offending me in some way.

Why, General?

You are a fair man.

No, I'm not.

I'm also easily offended.

What I have to do
is find somebody

who already offends me.

May I come in?

I think I just found him.

Halt!

No one is allowed beyond me.

We're delivering
a prisoner, Schultz.

A prisoner?

Give him five
days in the cooler.

The cockroach? But
he is one of your men.

That's what makes it so serious.

I expect bad behavior
from the enemy,

but I won't take it from
one of my own men.

Take him away.

What did he do?

Well, for one thing,
he attacked a guard.

Little LeBeau?

Oh, no.

When did he do this?

Just a moment ago.

Shouldn't let him
do that, Schultz.

Oh, wait.

You are going to
cool your head off

in the cooler for a few days!

Come on.

Aah-aah-aah...

Schultz! Take the prisoner...

What is going on down here?

Major, I'm taking a
prisoner into the cooler.

Colonel's orders, sir.

No one is allowed in here
until after the court-martial.

What are these
men doing in here?

Colonel Hogan
said, please, that...

Hogan?

Since when is he
running this prison camp?

Oh. Let me see...

It was three years ago,
I think, in November.

What?!

Hogan, weren't your men supposed

to be getting the
recreation hall in order

for the court-martial?
That's right, Major.

You'll be very happy to know

work is coming slow but sure.

That hall had better
be ready, Hogan.

Schultz, I will let you tell Colonel
Hauptmann the good news.

How can he get any good news?

It is about his defense counsel.

Colonel Hauptmann
is a very lucky man.

Who's defending him?

Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

Klink?

Klink? Klink?

You don't mean our Klink.

I mean, the Klink here...
You don't... mean him.

Ja, Kommandant Klink,

a man who could have been great,

except he wasn't very good.

Back to your post, Schultz.

Oh, pardon me, Major.

If I can't take the
prisoner to the cooler,

what should I do with him?

Shoot him.

Don't touch me.

LeBEAU: All right.

Newkirk, you went to
law school, didn't you?

Me, sir?

I don't know the first
flipping thing about law.

That's good enough.

You're now going to help
the counsel for defense

with his homework.

What's this, Colonel,
Hilda's day off?

No, it's my day out.

Every since Hochstetter
and Burkhalter

moved in, I'm out of my office,

I'm out of my living quarters,

and I'm out of patience,

so don't bother me, Hogan!

Well, it'll all be
over tomorrow, sir.

Say, I understand you're
counsel for the defense.

Yes.

How did it happen?

I'm told that I
volunteered. Very good.

I suppose you're
planning your strategy.

Yes.

What's your defense, sir?

Since Colonel Hauptmann
has served his country gallantly

in the past,

I will try for a
smaller firing squad.

You're a fine defense counselor.

You're practically
saying he's guilty.

He is guilty.

My safe in my office is filled

with evidence against him.

What kind of evidence?

I don't know...

They won't let me in.

Now, wait a minute, Colonel.

How do you expect to get him off

if you don't know
what you're up against?

I don't expect to get
him off... he's a traitor.

Well, if you feel like that,

why did you volunteer
to take the case?

I volunteered to take it

because General
Burkhalter said I did.

Now, please leave me alone!

Okay, it's your neck.

Wait!

It's not my neck.

It's Hauptmann's neck.

I was thinking
about the publicity...

What the newspapers will say

about a man who
sells out his comrade.

Right, Colonel Hauptmann
is still a hero in this country.

He is the most decorated
flyer in Luftwaffe history.

When was the last time
you were in combat, sir?

Not recently.

What do you mean, "recently"?

Not since the war.

Yeah, they'll
play that up big...

"the war hero and the coward."

You think this will
make the headlines?

Oh! Why not?

They can't print
anything about the war.

What can I do?

The court-martial is tomorrow.

I wouldn't worry about
Hauptmann's court-martial;

I'd worry about my own.

You're right.

They'll make me the goat.

Hogan, I need help.

Exactly why we're here.

Corporal Newkirk was a
successful barrister before the war.

I'm sure he'll
think of something.

Well, first of all, I'd have
to talk to Hauptmann

and get his story.

I'll arrange it... what else?

Well, that should be plenty,

should be just fine, sir.

Colonel Hauptmann!

Who's that?

I'm one of Colonel Hogan's men.

Hogan!

What's happening?

And how does he plan to
get me out of here, and when?

Your court-martial is
scheduled for tomorrow.

They really plan to go
through with that farce?

It's not a farce, sir.

Everything's got to be
according to military law,

and you've got a very
fine defense counsel.

Oh? Who's that?

Colonel Wilhelm Klink.

He's got brains.

He's a fighter and a
dynamic personality.

That sounds very encouraging.

Uh... yeah.

Look, I've only got a minute,

so quick... where is the
map of submarine pens?

It's hidden.

Only I can find it,

and only I am going
to deliver it to London.

You wouldn't want
to tell me where it is,

just in case you had an
accident like walking in front

of the firing squad
or something?

But Colonel Klink, my
brilliant defense counsel,

is going to make sure
that doesn't happen.

Are you kidding?

You'll be lucky if he
isn't shot with you.

You can leave anytime,

because I'm not telling
you where the map is,

so it's up to you to
get me out of here.

It may not be possible.

Listen,

all the evidence they have
are recordings of phone calls

locked in the Kommandant's safe.

Recordings, huh?

Wonder how they got them.

Who planted the bug?

My secretary.

She's a Gestapo agent.

Now, if you could
destroy the evidence,

it might delay the trial.

Well, I'll talk it over
with Colonel Hogan,

but I can't promise anything.

Until you do, neither can I.

Bloody charming.

The next time we do
business with the enemy,

we're going to make
sure he's on our side.

Here is your supper,
Herr Kommandant:

wonderful sauerbraten,

tummy-tickling red cabbage

and piping-hot fluffy dumplings.

Put it on the desk over there.

If you don't want to eat it now,

I can bring it later.

Schultz, that's what
you did with my lunch.

I never did get it.

Because I didn't want to
spoil this wonderful dinner.

Mmm, it does smell good.

It's much better than
the lunch you didn't have.

Put it on the desk.

Oh, you should eat it
hot; it's not good cold.

But it wouldn't
be so bad either.

Put it on the desk.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Herr Kommandant, if you
do not want to eat alone,

I'd be very glad to join you.

I don't mind eating alone.

I like to eat alone.

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Then I will eat here
on the filing cabinet.

Schultz, you will
stand guard outside

and see to it
that I'm left alone.

Jawohl.

After you, General.

I will lock up.

I know you think these, uh,

security precautions are silly,

but, uh... better safe
than sorry, I always...

Your keys are in
there on the safe.

Oops, that's right.

I must have left it
there when I locked it.

You have a fine memory
for detail, General.

Make a good Gestapo man.

I'm really impressed at the
study you are giving this trial.

A court-martial, Herr General;
a trial is a civil function.

Why, the military...

All right, Klink,
don't be so technical.

Remember, gentlemen,
a technicality can be

the difference between
winning and losing.

Now, take the case of
Kunkel v. Bagenbeiter.

Let us stick to the case

of The People v. Hugo
Hauptmann, hmm?

You are going to a
great deal of work,

which indicates
some legal maneuver.

I would say you are
pleading temporary insanity.

I never stoop to legal trickery.

I intend to prove

that Colonel Hugo
Hauptmann is innocent.

Innocent?

I think you should try
that plea of insanity...

For yourself.

Major Hochstetter,

I'm afraid that the Gestapo
arrested the wrong man.

Impossible.

The Gestapo never
arrests the wrong man.

It's against the rules.

We have absolute proof in
those recorded telephone calls.

Hearsay evidence.

What do you mean, "hearsay"?

Well, that depends on
what you hear him say.

I mean, whatever you hear,

I say that Colonel Hugo
Hauptmann is a victim

of malicious gossip,
jealousy and false testimony.

Very good, Klink, excellent.

I want you to give that
same performance tomorrow.

I think he means it.

Means it?

Hochstetter, Klink
is a fine actor...

Look how well he's played
the part of a German officer

all these years.

I am not acting.

I intend to nail the
prosecutor's fat hide

to the wall.

Fat?

What makes you think he's fat?

Well, that's how I pictured him.

Uh... what does he look like?

A lot like me.

Well, then, he is fat.

Not that you're fat...

I mean, not nearly
as fat as he is.

As who is?

The fat prosecutor,
whoever that is.

That is me.

You are the prosecutor?

The fat prosecutor.

Oh, oh, Herr General,

you're much thinner
than I thought you'd be.

And may I congratulate you

on a brilliant piece
of legal strategy?

You took me
completely by surprise.

What are you
talking about, Klink?

Well, you tricked me into giving
away my entire defense plans,

and under the circumstances,

I think it only
fair that I resign.

I think not.

I am anxious to see this
battle you are going to give me.

Oh, I would hardly
call it a battle.

I wouldn't even
call it an argument.

Uh... I'd just call it a
friendly discussion.

Now, you say that Hauptmann
is guilty, and I say you're right.

What could be more
friendly than that, hmm?

I'm glad to see you've come
around to my way of thinking.

I have not come around
to your way of thinking;

I've come around
to his way of thinking.

Just because I am
prosecuting this case,

I don't want that
to influence you.

Oh, it wouldn't influence
me in the least, sir.

I have always said
that he was guilty.

Now, would you
like eight or ten men

for the firing squad?

I'd prefer you keep
saying he's innocent, Klink.

You are the defense counsel.

Yes, sir, indeed I will.

I will keep saying it right
up until the execution.

Here's the evidence.

Good.

All right, get Newkirk

and have Baker set up
the recording equipment

in the tunnel.

Oui, Colonel.

HAUPTMANN: This is Hauptmann.

I'll see what I can do
when I get to London.

They'll furnish your men with
whatever supplies you need.

I wait. Good-bye.

Very good, Sally...

The fellow's voice sounds
a little high for Hauptmann,

but it'll do.

The other recordings
will hang him anyway.

Oh, by the way,

this is last performance
for Sally Holmes...

We're pulling you out next week.

So stay under wraps
as much as possible.

Achtung! Achtung!

At ease.

As you were.

Hmm, not bad, not bad at all.

Did you get a chance to
look at those law books, sir?

I didn't have to.

Oh. You mean you think

Hauptmann's chances
are pretty good then?

I don't think I will
have any problem

getting him off with
the death penalty.

Can't you do a little better?

You mean you think
he's guilty again?

Due to some new
evidence I uncovered, yes.

What new evidence?

I found out who
the prosecutor is.

General Burkhalter is
handling the case himself.

Ah, Colonel, we realize

the general is your superior,

but is that any reason

to let an innocent
man be punished?

He is not an innocent man.

They've got recordings
of phone conversations,

treasonous conversations.

I spoke to Colonel
Hauptmann, sir,

I heard what he had to say.

He said he was framed.

Commandant, who
planted that bug?

I mean, was it his secretary?

Yes, it was.

It seems the secretary was...

A Gestapo agent.

Yes.

You mean they
fell for that old trick?

Oh, I got to hand it to Sally...

She never misses.

Sally?

Yeah, Sally Holmes,

one of the slickest
British agents.

She's knocked off
more Nazi bigwigs

than the underground.

Looks like we can write
off Colonel Hauptmann.

Yeah, Sally's done it again.

Do you expect anyone to believe

that a British agent would pose

as a Gestapo agent?

Of course we don't expect
anyone to believe it...

That's why she's so successful.

It's your typical Sally
Holmes modus operandi.

"Modus operandi"...
That's legal talk, sir,

for a person's
method of operation.

But the Gestapo, they
never make mistakes.

They arrested Colonel
Hauptmann, didn't they, sir?

They did...

but they have evidence.

Oh, sure, evidence
planted by a British spy

posing as one of their agents...

Part of the plan to
discredit important Nazis.

We don't know
she's a British spy.

Well, we knew
it, all right, sir.

I am surprised they haven't
caught on by now, sir.

Can you give me a
description of her?

Well, have you ever seen
Hauptmann's secretary? No.

Well, when you do see her,

that's exactly what
Sally Holmes looks like.

Wait!

She is Sally Holmes.

By golly, the
commandant's right.

You grab that secretary,

and you got yourself
the real traitor.

Now, Fräulein Hibbler, will
you please tell the impartial court

how long you
worked for the traitor?

I was secretary to
Colonel Hauptmann

for two months, one
week und three days.

During this time,

were you in any way...

I have a question
for the witness.

I am questioning the witness.

But my question
is very important.

I just want to ask...

The counsel for the defense
may question the witness

when the
prosecution is finished.

But we only have a few minutes.

I have this information...

Is there any reason

that your, uh, questions
and information

cannot wait until tomorrow?

Yes... she's liable
to get away tonight.

Who is liable to get away?

Sally Holmes.

This is Sally Holmes,
a British agent!

If Colonel Klink is trying to
discredit Fräulein Hibbler,

he's wasting his time.

Colonel Klink,
you're out of order.

Sit down.

And refrain from any
more interruptions.

During the time you were working

in Colonel Hauptmann's
office, Fräulein Hibbler,

did you have any
reason to believe

he was a traitor?

Objection!

Objection overruled.

You don't even know what it is.

I don't want to know what it is.

I told you not to interrupt.

That means no interruptions,

no outbursts and no objections.

And no finger tapping.

Or pencil tapping.

The witness, please,
will answer the question.

Yes, I made recordings of
his telephone conversations,

which I believe are proof

of the charges brought
against Colonel Hauptmann.

The prosecution
would like permission

to play the recordings.

Permission denied!

Colonel Klink!

He just asked a question,
and I am answering.

These recordings are fake.

They're all part of Sally
Holmes's modus operandi...

That's legal talk for...

Klink, if you don't shut up,

I'm going to have you bound
and gagged in this chair.

That's commanding
officers' talk.

Yes, sir, please play the
recordings, Herr General.

Is this one of the recordings?

Yes, it is.

I dated and initialed
each one upon its removal.

Very well.

HAUPTMANN: This is Hauptmann.

Tell Gerhardt I need delivery
of the plans tomorrow night.

No, it can't wait... I've got to
get out as soon as possible,

I think the Gestapo is on to me.

All right, I'll see what I can
do when I get to London.

They'll furnish your men with
whatever supplies you need.

I wait. Good-bye.

NEWKIRK: Very good, Sally.

The fellow's voice sounds
a little high for Hauptmann,

but it'll do.

The other recordings
will hang him anyway.

By the way, this is the last
performance for Sally Holmes...

We're pulling you out next week.

So stay under wraps
as much as possible.

Those recordings have been
tampered with... that is a fake!

You're the fake, Sally Holmes!

Guards, arrest this woman!

The court is adjourned.

I am innocent!

Klink, if there is
one thing I hate,

it's admitting I'm wrong.

And the thing I hate
more is being wrong

where you are concerned.

We all make mistakes, sir.

I said I was wrong;

I didn't say anything
about a mistake.

I believe that this proves

that Colonel
Hauptmann is innocent.

You're a free man, Colonel.

I don't know how to
thank you, Colonel Klink.

I couldn't have had
a better defense.

That's very kind of you.

And, uh... with all due modesty,

I must say that in
my entire legal career,

I have never lost a case.