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Nikki.

What's up?

I told, what is this?

I told you your sisters are coming over today.

Okay so?

So I'm trying to get the house clean and I told you this last night, so you having your shoes out there.

So I put my shoes in there, what am I going to do in the house? I'm not getting in your way.

Do not talk back to me like that.

Seriously.

I'm really on the lam, I can't even.

Oh I didn't even notice, sorry.

I'm really nervous that they're coming you know they haven't been over in so long.

Yeah so?

Ever since you got in that huge fight, they existed to live with their father.

And this is really important to me, I want them to feel comfortable, I want the house to be perfect.

Do you even know what that fight was about?

I don't remember, it was so long ago, they haven't been here in ten years Nikki.

Sounds pretty dumb, I can't even remember.

I don't know what this was here.

So can you please get it together, is your room clean? I swear if your room is not clean after I clean it, you're dead.

Pretty sure it's me.

I know I made my bed.

Well I've been in the one there, and about I don't know how much longer it's going to take me to clean this mess that you made.

What?

Can you just make that much of a mess?

It's not that much of a mess dad mom, we need to calm down.

Why do you have to throw everything everywhere?

I swear.

Ew is that like socks or glass meal?

So nasty.

So they're going to be here soon, I want you to be presentable.

And make sure you wear socks with your shoes please.

Okay, I'll wear socks and my shoes.

Can you wear white socks though, I want everything to be perfect for them.

I want them to be perfect for their dad.

I mean who cares? You literally haven't seen them in ten years.

I care.

Well I don't think they do.

We're going to make them care. They're going to want to come back, they're going to want to come live with us.

They want to have like sleepovers and stuff like that.

Okay.

I don't know, I feel like this is going to get better.

I don't think they're going to care that much about how to clean the places.

You know how their dad is a perfectionist.

They're always dressed to the T.

Like make sure that what, like however I said it up this way, I need it to be stayed like that.

Okay.

I'm going to keep cleaning over and over.

Alright.

Where do you know this dust is coming from?

I don't know.

Well you're the only one that hangs out on the gun.

What is with the third degree?

I feel weird.

Because I just feel like it's clean and clean and all you do is just mess everything up.

I don't mess anything up, I just hang around the house.

I think you're overreacting.

I'm not and I want you to lose that attitude, please be really nice to them.

I'm being nice to them?

I mean as long as they're nice to me.

You know they don't like you that much.

They're probably going to be mean to you.

So just continue to stay in your sweet character that I taught you, okay?

Okay.

Make sure they have nothing left to say about us to be bothered.

They're so, so beautiful.

I can't wait to see them, I miss them so much.

I mean you know I was literally comfortable on the couch enjoying a good wank and you just get in the middle of it.

Well hopefully I'm not going to...

Hopefully I make sure that there's not any winky juice anywhere that they don't...

I mean not yet.

I guess I'll just...

I don't know.

You know you don't want me to make a mess, so...

Is it one of these pillows?

Where is that fuzz?

Turn around.

You've already cleaned that area like three times.

I know, I'm just really nervous.

What? Who cares?

They literally...

They literally have just kind of ghosted you for how fucking long?

Who fucking cares?

They're young, they don't know what they're doing okay?

Now we're grown up and it's been a while.

So let's try to make sure that everything's perfect.

No, you really just need to take a load off.

I know I do.

Look at me, I'm sweating.

Why are you already sweating?

I've been cleaning all morning, I should have gotten dressed after I've been cleaned.

I'm going to keep cleaning until they get here.

Oh my god, just keep talking.

Okay, just...

There.

That's better.

Just stop talking because you're stressing me out.

Just relax.

It's going to be fine.

All right.

Yeah, you're perfect little girls.

I'm going to thank you, you're perfect.

What's up?

I need to thank you.

Of course.

Maybe you're going to do better when they come over.

I'll do fine, just calm down.

[grunting]

Huh.

You missed a spot right there, Mom.

See, I got you, just relax.

I got a scratch.

Is that a scratch?

Where?

It's all scratched up.

That's smart.

Yeah.

So I still have to do some laundry.

I have to make sure that the guest rooms are perfectly done.

Okay.

Are you going to be able to scrub the carpet?

Please don't put your shoes on the carpet anymore.

What?

There's a spot right there.

I need to tell you to wear Jeffran shoes.

Those shoes look a little dingy.

So can you please make sure that...

No, but...

You might have to change your whole outfit.

Really?

Are you trying to tell me how to clean my own house?

I'm going to change my outfit?

I like this outfit.

Yeah, but those shoes don't match and it's not looking very good together.

No.

This is getting a lot of hate.

I'm so nervous.

Have you seen pictures of them?

They look so gorgeous.

All grown up.

Do they?

Yeah, I was thinking we could do a movie night.

Maybe I'll order some pizza or some Chinese food.

Chinese food sounds pretty good.

I'll make sure with them if that's what they like, okay?

Who the fuck doesn't like Chinese food, Mo?

What if they're on a diet or something?

Bros are different.

Oh, come on.

I mean, pizza's not any better than Chinese food.

Maybe both.

Yeah, I'll just order whatever they want.

I don't know.

Just ask them what they want.

I don't know.

I don't want to ask them because then they're going to...

I just want to pick the perfect right thing, you know?

Nope, that's the spot I was talking about.

Oh, my God, that's where we're sneaking the wrong picture.

I thought that's where we're sneakily going on there.

I know.

Did I wash these the other day?

How do they look so dirty?

So anyways, they're going to be here in less than an hour.

Can you help me think of anything else I might need to do?

I think...

Get the laundry done.

I mean, the laundry's done, right?

I might need your help to fold it.

I know I never asked you for help folding the laundry,

but I'm kind of in a rush.

I want to, like, freshen up.

I've been sweating.

Oh, this fuzz.

I think I might just need to vacuum it.

Would you really do that?

You're so sweet.

I mean...

I would do it.

I just really think I need to redo my makeup.

I'm sweating.

I have a sweat mustache and everything.

I feel like I back into this ten times already yesterday.

Hmm.

God, that spot.

What is that from?

Do you really think they're going to notice that?

I just want them to notice everything perfect, that's all.

So anything that they want,

I would run back and tell their father,

is going to be perfection.

Don't you understand?

I don't know.

I heard Dad's pretty rich.

I know.

That's what I miss the most about him.

I'm really proud of you for offering to help me fold the laundry.

Never do that.

Oh, Nina.

You're so anxious.

What?

I gotta do something to make you look a little less stressed.

I know.

What about you?

You raised such good siblings.

We'll see about that.

Trust me, Thur, you guys are going to love each other, okay?

You sure you don't remember what you guys fought about in the first place?

Who cares about that?

Do you remember?

No.

Exactly, I don't remember.

But I don't want to have any other reasons to fight

or any other reasons to complain or, you know, just...

I want everything to go smoothly.

I want us to have fun.

I want us to have memories of laughter.

You know?

I think you should have even bothered having him over.

It's important, okay, that we mend things.

You guys are in it for life, don't you get that?

Right.

Yes, you know I'm right.

So...

I think you're right.

I should ask them what they want to eat.

Well, doesn't that make the most sense?

Yeah, that way I know that they're going to like whatever it is that I get them.

I like Chinese.

You want Chinese?

Hopefully they say yes.

I like Chinese, too.

I don't know, maybe just order Chinese and just see what they'll eat.

Order a little bit of everything.

What kind of--do you remember what kind of movies you guys used to watch?

Was it scary or funny?

Are you really asking me this?

It was ten years ago.

I know.

I don't think I let you guys watch scary movies back then.

Well, you guys are all grown up now.

Maybe we can do a horror movie.

That sounds fun, right?

A horror movie?

Yeah, we can all cuddle on the couch and watch a scary movie.

Okay.

I feel it's funny.

Yeah, I'm starting to feel a little more relaxed now that I'm getting everything

organized in my head.

Well, that's good.

You really need to chill out.

Aren't you excited?

I don't care.

They literally ghosted us for like ten years.

I don't care.

It's not their fault, okay?

Sometimes things happen like that when the adults are the ones conducting who's a lot to speak to.

Okay.

So you're saying it's Dad's fault?

No, I never said it's Dad's fault.

I said "adults," plural.

Okay.

God, don't I teach you guys about--

This is what you're talking about.

You need to calm down.

Yeah, you're right.

And I'm pretty sure that I have a delivery of fresh bouquet of flower arrangements coming to the house.

I just hope that it comes before they come, because I really want it to be on the table.

God, why is everything so not going my way today?

Everything's going fine.

I've been preparing for this for like a month.

So everything's going fine?

I mean, what do you think is going wrong?

Just like a little bit of a mess here and there?

I don't know about the mess.

I want my flowers to be here already.

I feel like I should have known what they liked to eat.

We don't want to ask them too many questions.

I just want them to relax and I want you guys to, you know, have a chitchat and catch up on stuff with each other.

We'll catch up.

It's whatever.

All the details I want to have already taken care of.

So that's why I'm stressed out a little.

I'm just trying to be the best mom I can.

I think it's pretty cleaned up over here.

What about outside the couch?

Let me check.

Over here.

I feel like it's pretty shiny.

I've been shining these leather couches for about a week straight now.

Oh yeah.

I wonder if I should get dessert too.

Wait, you didn't even think of dessert?

No, I was going to make cookies.

Oh my God.

So maybe I'll just do some cookies and cupcakes.

Ooh, I love cupcakes.

Cupcakes are good.

You should get cupcakes.

I'm on board with that idea.

Rainbow sprinkles or just chocolate frosty?

Oh man.

Rainbows! They're girls.

They love rainbow shit.

Oh yeah, let's see what this arrangement...

Do you think they would spend the night if I asked them?

Or do you think it's too soon?

Oh, Mom, I don't know. I think it's too soon.

I guess see how the night goes, right?

Yeah.

And then maybe you can ask them.

Yeah, I think I'll ask them.

Just over dinner.

We'll see how that goes, right?

Yeah, just see how it goes.

Or maybe we fall asleep on the couch and we just get tired.

Well if they fall asleep on the couch, then you don't need to ask them if they want to sleep over.

Exactly.

That would be great.

You think Dad will be okay with it?

Yeah, I'm sure he will. We've got a long night.

We worked everything out.

Thank goodness.

God, this is so dirty.

Does it look shiny? I feel like it looks shiny enough.

It looks clean.

Great.

I'm so excited. Aren't you excited?

I don't wear hair to work, sir.

I want you to be excited.

Fine, I'm excited. I'm so excited.

Good.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

Good, you get excited. It's a good way.

I think we should go home.

I just don't care. I don't even know them anymore.

But that's the whole point of this visit.

We're going to get to know each other again and then we're going to be a happy family.

Yeah?

Yes, that's that.

And maybe one day your dad can come over for dinner.

Oh boy. I think that's a whole can of worms.

Well, a girl can dream, right?

But...

I don't know. Something's happened pretty badly between you and dad.

We were adults called it, so we're going to make sure that we can figure everything out.

He loves us.

He's so handsome.

So, I can't wait to brag about you to them.

How good you've been doing at college.

You stop bragging about me.

Why? They're doing good too.

Maybe it's something you guys can talk about.

I'm bound over.

I don't want the attention.

Not from them.

I know, but I want the attention.

How good I raised you.

Can you please just go with it?

For you.

Thank you.

I'll go with it for you.

Thank you. I love you.

I love you too.

Is there anything else I can do?

We have to make sure our coffee table is where I can... the center.

God, you're kidding me.

Please, but leave the door open.

The door just rang.

Really?

Yeah, they're here.

So, I'm going to need you to go change your socks, get different shoes off.

Those are horrible.

I like this outfit.

You can leave the shirt in the lash.

I think I got a button down, same color.

Just look perfect.

I'm going to go do that.

It might be the flowers.

Welcome home, girls.

I'm so excited to have you guys over for dinner.

Peace.

I'm going to start serving us some dinner, okay?

I know how much you guys love Chinese food.

This table is so dirty and old.

I feel like it's going to fall apart.

I know.

Should we say something?

Like, "I need a table."

Why is it a movie, dude?

A cheap metal.

Whatever.

Hey, girl. So nice to see you too.

Hey.

Hey. How are you?

Who is this?

I literally can't remember who that was.

He left.

He left. It's fine.

All that food looks dirty.

I know. It's been sitting out here for hours.

Touch it.

Is it going to growl back?

Ew.

Ew.

This isn't even real silver.

It's not real silver.

No, it's not real silver.

No, I think so.

What?

Oh.

So, I got your favorite.

Oh, my god.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

So, we have some chicken and rice.

Thank you.

Do you want me to serve you?

Yeah.

Thank you.

That is so sweet of you.

Yeah, doing your job and everything.

I thought we could watch a movie after.

Like a horror movie?

I mean, I kind of like horror, I guess.

What do you think?

Do you want me to come?

Yeah, maybe. You might just eat and, you know, go.

But a funny movie.

Look, I'll just just like if you want more with one of those.

Thanks.

You can have a die.

Yes, mom.

You're welcome.

We also have some rolls.

And salad.

I think you guys like to watch your figure.

Are they veggie rolls or chicken rolls?

I'm pretty sure.

Like, one is veggie.

You're a vegetarian, right?

No.

No.

You've been a vegetarian since, like, middle school, right?

Right.

Exactly, yeah.

I was like 12 eating broccoli.

Well, there's one that has chicken.

That one has chicken.

And do you want some salad?

Um, yeah. Yeah, I guess.

Just a little bit. I don't like that crunchy stuff, though.

It's gross.

Okay, but you have the onions, right?

Yeah, I like everything else.

Make sure everything like goes perfectly.

Put your fish in the fort.

Thanks.

You're welcome. I love you guys.

I love you, too.

I'm happy you're here.

So, I'm going to go back in the kitchen.

Do you guys need anything else?

No.

Thank you.

You did such a good job.

Thank you.

You know, it's been such a long time since I've seen any of you.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's been so long.

I guess.

I don't know.

Are you kidding me?

What?

Are you serious? I'm your step brother.

You can't blame us.

It's literally been like middle school.

Like, middle school?

I can't remember you.

Unbelievable.

You really think you're that noble?

Come on.

I want to have you guys all together.

And I want to see your shoes.

And sweaters.

And Chinese food.

Whatever.

What else do you got?

More crunchy.

I'm not going to forget about me tonight.

I don't know.

I've never watched you think you are.

Yeah, it's gross.

Well, we just start.

The night is still young.

You know, Mom's

working really hard.

We tried to... Wait, what was your name?

Nikki. Oh yeah, Nikki, duh.

Sorry. Ricky, right?

Ricky.

You.

I like this.

I tried some.

I do.

Alright.

Why was there olives in your salad?

It's kind of weird.

Where did she get this from?

Down the street?

This is so good.

This is amazing.

Thanks Mom. It's really nice of you

to have brought that up.

So good to see you guys all together.

When was the last time

you all even saw your stepmom?

It's been about like

10 years I think?

I know, who knows. I don't know.

We've been having fun at, like, you know,

our stepdads and stuff.

She's like the best step sister anyway.

So like, I'm going to hang out with her all the time.

If she wants to come hang out with Mom,

I guess we'll come hang out with Mom.

Yeah, I guess so.

I love that you guys are here.

I've been so excited to have you guys over.

Yeah, we are

We love this little house.

Yeah, it's cute and very quaint.

Yeah.

Did he tell you all about his

straight A's in college?

What?

Ricky! That's so cool.

You're such a good

dickie, right?

Girls are good doing good in school, right?

Yeah.

I mean, we're really smart, so

Yeah.

We have all honors, so don't worry.

Yeah, we got a little

food on the floor. I'm so sorry.

She's so messy.

I'm messy. You're messy.

You're messy.

[inaudible]

So tell me, how's

everything at home?

It's good.

Dad's doing great.

You know this is your home too, right girls?

Yeah, I think so.

Of course.

So, um,

do y'all even remember

why you

left?

Yeah, what did it do?

I mean...

Do you guys remember?

It was so long ago. We don't remember.

No, we remember.

I mean, I don't even remember.

Kind of, but kind of not.

I don't know. I don't remember.

I don't know, Dad said something weird,

so I kind of believed it, cause

I mean, you know,

yeah, why would he lie to us? And he pays for everything,

so he knows best, right?

Um, well,

do you want to tell me what you said?

Um...

Um, I meant

we want to verify whether it's true or not.

You guys are so young.

I mean, yeah, I guess

we could tell her.

Yeah. Um...

Do you want to do it?

I mean, basically you were just like overly like

you were such a bitch to us for no reason.

And, you know, we have

all honors classes, and

the fact that we couldn't even go out,

we couldn't date, we couldn't bring guys over.

Like, are you kidding me? Like, why...

It doesn't sound right.

Yeah, it doesn't sound right.

He definitely must have brainwashed you guys.

But then he also said that you were a hoe.

That's not true.

Yeah.

He said I'd be like cheated on

stuff. That's interesting because

actually it was the opposite.

What? But...

Wait, you're saying... I'm glad we're having

a conversation. Yes, I'm glad we're having this.

He didn't say that on it.

He didn't tell us that. Of course he didn't.

He said you cheated

and you just wanted his money.

But I mean, you know...

He does have money, though. I mean, that's true.

That is true.

That's why I love him.

And then you were being strict for no reason?

Okay, yeah, why would we hang out with you?

He also said he used to fight

stray cats.

What? Yeah. Okay, with that

comments, obviously he's

lying to you guys. He fought stray cats.

What the hell? Yeah.

That's the shit that he's saying? Yeah, he told me

that. I mean, I kind of believed

him because, I mean, you were kind of mean

to us at first when you first met us.

So, you know.

Well, if he's referring to

the hoes that he

was cheating around with.

I'm pretty sure we're in the very one of those hoes.

Maybe it's what it

was mean to me. Yeah, maybe.

He could have the same colored hair

and he could have been. Yeah. And like,

dad has a type. Yeah, exactly.

But a dog has a type.

No. So sad that he can

watch two girls like that. Yeah.

Oh, no. He wants shopping.

Yeah,

I'll take one.

I'm almost ready to sit down and do

the two girls. Yes. Nikki.

Thank you. Yeah, you did so

well for us. Thank you. Yeah,

you're a great cook. I was supposed to have a

bouquet of flowers in the center of the table for you,

but. What happened?

They should be coming soon.

Yeah. I imagine it's

kind of hard to afford flowers with

a house like this. Yeah, right.

Wait.

I'm glad

that we figured that out.

Yeah, I guess

there's that. So you're not a ho

then, right? No,

of course I'm not a ho. There you go.

OK. Well, every few girls will be ladies.

That's true. That's true.

We are ladies. We are all in honors

anyways. Yeah, we're all smart.

You know? Yeah, we're all

smart.

So you're

in honors still.

We are all smart.

We are all in honors for the past

few years. All smart.

She's been doing so good. And that's

inside of me lately.

Smart family.

Yeah, I don't know.

Dad was just saying some crazy stuff

about you.

It's really,

really upsetting.

I think he was just like maybe jealous of you

Ricky. I don't know. Yeah.

I think it's something.

Oh yeah.

It's Mickey. Mickey.

Sure.

Astaria, why don't you come over here so I can sit next to Sonia.

Well,

basically,

that's what happened.

And I guess you could say we're a little sorry.

Yeah, I don't think we

should hold on to the past like that.

Yeah, I think that could be really bad.

The girls do owe me an apology if you're being

so bratty.

I mean, I guess.

She was the one throwing food.

You're just going to blame me for that?

I'm not supposed to be.

But

I mean, she kind of had a way of it.

I mean, why don't you two just kiss

and make up? I mean,

I've been missing your kisses honestly.

Your good night kisses and before

school kisses. You give the

best mommy kisses.

And you're right, Ricky.

I mean, sorry, Mickey.

We should make that up.

Yeah, Mickey.

Ready?

Like that.

All right.

Okay, taste your mommy milk.

I don't know what it is.

Dinner's so good tonight.

Yeah, dinner's been so good.

Yeah, honestly.

Thank

y'all for doing this, Mom and Ricky.

When you

ever make my day worse.

I don't know.

Where do you make us remember you, I guess?

Yeah, I guess.

Uh.

Uh.

How does the mommy milk taste?

I miss them, actually.

Well, thank you

for forgiving us. I don't feel like you've eaten enough.

Oh, I want to eat you.

Do you want some

duck sauce on your egg roll?

Yes.

Okay.

I didn't even

get a kiss. Do you want a kiss in love?

With Mommy? Yeah.

Yay, I feel

forgiven.

We're all like a

happy family now.

Like old times.

It's like old times. But Mommy

feeds you.

Yeah.

Just like

ah, so good, right?

I love

the cream on my lips.

I know she's the best one feeding

us and everything.

And

my babies.

I feel proud

of you guys, too.

We're proud of you. We're sorry, Mom.

Yeah, we're sorry.

We missed you so much.

Aww.

Do you want

some egg roll, too? Yes.

Yes.

Thank you. Hold this one.

Do you like duck sauce?

Yes.

That's so good.

We love the sweet sauce.

We're a family.

We're a sweet family. You guys remember how much

fun we used to have together?

Aww.

Yeah, this is good.

Aww.

Aww.

Aww.

Ok.

Off your face.

So you're listening so much

better than I thought that we could all make up.

Honestly. You're right.

Really don't get. Ricky is really smart.

I know. He's such a good brother, honestly.

He really is. Stop teasing

your brother like that.

He's a dork, so

I know

all honors is kind of nerd

business.

Yeah, we only have four honors, so

we're not that dorky, you know?

Yeah, we're cool. We're cool, 'cause we have honors.

So do you guys have any

extracurricular activities that you do?

Yeah, I've been into

cheerleading lately. Yeah.

Oh, I like cheerleading. Are you a captain?

No, I'm gonna try

next year, for sure.

I feel like you'll be the best captain they have.

Thanks mom. You're so

supportive.

I want a strawberry.

Yes.

Okay.

Don't worry. I'll clean up all the mess.

Can't wait to have movie night

with you girls. I know. What are we gonna

watch? Have we decided on a movie?

I like scary movies.

I like

scary too. It's funny

we can all cuddle it up if we get scared.

Yes.

It's not invited though.

Sorry, girls only three.

What the fuck

am I supposed to do?

Go find more Ricky's.

Ricky's

are friends.

I'm sorry, I need your favorite

foot.

I did bring the dessert for you girls.

Really? Did you? Yeah.

What's your favorite?

It's cupcakes, right?

Yeah, we'll take cupcakes.

With chocolate icing and sprinkles?

I told her

sprinkles will be good.

That's the first

right thing you've done Ricky.

Do you want some water sweetheart?

Yes.

You know what?

I'm a little thirsty too. So why don't you

go ahead and sit up on the

table?

I'm not thirsty.

Hey, it's Tarja, why don't you

and your step sister go ahead and

kiss too?

[Kissing]

That's pretty great dinner.

Mom really pulled it off.

Best mom ever.

Literally.

You did it.

I know.

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

Dessert.

Please.

[Kissing]

Here you go.

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

Have you guys seen that new thriller

that's out?

The new thriller? No.

Should we go to the movies and see it together?

I feel like we should.

It'd be fun. Next dinner.

Oh yeah.

I thought we're cuddling.

Yeah, we're having a sleepover today.

Yeah, I think that'd be fun.

We just have to call dad, but I'm sure

he won't care.

I'm sure your dad won't care.

[Kissing]

Mom, you should taste it.

We talked about pain.

[Kissing]

We're going to have to make this

a regular thing every week.

Maybe it could be

Chinese every time. No, pizza next time.

Yeah, it's going to be something different.

Yeah, pizza next time is going to be

really good.

Yeah, I won't lie, mom, this food was all right.

It was all right. Yeah.

I didn't cook it.

Is it ready?

We'll taste it real soon.

[Kissing]

No, I did not cook it. I just got it

really fast. I was saving.

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

But it looks

presentable.

Yeah.

Yeah, mom did a good job

trying to set the

decor.

Where's those

flowers?

[Kissing]

It's okay. That's not what it's about.

It's about us. Yeah, it's about

bonding.

I don't think flowers would have done much

for the bonding.

Yeah.

You're right.

That makes me feel better.

And I have a guest room for each of you guys.

It's your own room. Oh, really?

Oh, wow. I didn't have this house. Yeah.

I didn't see the stairs.

I know.

A little bit more humble

than your dad's.

But it's still nice.

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

Nikki, you've barely touched your plate of food.

I'm already eating.

That's true.

[Groaning]

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Kissing]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

I'm good.

You keep tasting.

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

[Kissing]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

This is the best

family bonding, honestly.

Yeah, I love doing family dinners with you guys.

I hope we're gonna have to do more.

At least once a week.

Once a week, yeah.

Yeah, come over sooner or later, please.

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

What a great dinner.

I'm glad we came.

We didn't just leave.

I know, right? We were thinking about it.

Yeah, we were thinking about it.

Maybe we should.

But I think it was worth our time.

I think it was, yeah, totally worth our time.

I want you girls to feel at home.

[Sighs]

Do you guys

want to just stay for the weekend?

Can we?

Yeah.

We'd have to call dad.

We'd have to call dad. We can't tell him we're here then.

Just be like, "Oh, we're gonna hang out with, like, um..."

I can talk to him.

Yeah, we could just go camping or something.

Yeah, we're friends or something.

Dad's gonna be a problem.

Yeah.

You know how he is with mom.

Yeah.

I really wish that we could mend things.

[Sighs]

You know what?

I think we should all just...

Why don't you go ahead and...

Okay.

Here we go.

Nice and comfortable.

We're PJ's.

Yeah, that'd be great.

If you guys could stay for the whole weekend.

That would be awesome, honestly.

We'd have so much fun.

Oh, sorry.

We'd have so much

time to get ready for

our fourth.

We could, like, go shopping or something

with matching, like, outfits and stuff,

you know?

I'd love to.

Your dad could have played it.

Right?

Yeah, we just won't tell him you're coming with us.

[Sighs]

You know?

Yeah.

You remember how we used to always make him buy you guys

whatever you wanted?

Yeah, that's true.

We were pretty slow.

Thanks to me.

[Laughs]

I'm glad I got to remind

you guys of the good times that we had together.

You too.

Yeah, today was like a good, like,

you know, reminder.

Of how we used to be, you know?

Especially.

Yeah, especially.

I don't even remember you two.

I mean, I was a little younger

then, so...

That's true.

You are a little more younger than us.

You are a little younger.

That's okay. You guys can all

relate now that you're older.

You're still in college.

I remember my college days.

They were wild.

I can only imagine

what you guys were doing nowadays.

Yeah.

As long as we have, like, our grades together,

it doesn't matter.

That's true.

I mean, she's always late to class, you know, but...

I mean, how can I not be late to class?

Yeah, she's too early.

Okay, pick her up then.

I take her. I drive.

I'm scared to drive.

Aw, I'll put you on some driving lessons.

I'm surprised

your dad has you.

That's not really

good for anything.

Yeah.

He's a hater, but it's okay.

He is a hater?

Yeah.

I'm glad you brought

me here.

I bet you are.

You are the most.

Yeah.

You haven't had much to eat.

We've been so stressed since school.

We didn't think we were gonna come.

Literally, I did not see how it was going to.

Thanks, Ma.

Since you're home right here,

I have a beautiful office.

Maybe Nikki could help us?

That's Nikki, right?

We're sure.

We can do it for you.

Order that one, I see.

Wait, there was an option to make him do it for us?

No, you girls should

be born

in that.

You know, yeah.

Aren't you guys on vacation right now?

Yeah, we are.

So why did you stay a whole vacation?

Yeah, right?

Right.

That would freak out.

For real.

Who are you guys even going with?

You know, it's just us two.

Really?

You know we would freak out about that though.

Especially.

Maybe like a week in, like I said, you know, Ma?

I'm just going to stay.

I just got a new

cabana in the pool so we can have

a little picnic out there.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Something sweet like that.

And I got

a new pool boy.

Is he hot?

No, don't ask

for that.

I just got a hot tub.

You would

say that to me.

He's an old-ease tubby.

Your child is a sad cat.

She's just jealous.

It's not old-ease tubby.

It's a good mom's love, huh?

He's trying to keep up with mom.

It's like

40.

What's our 40 year old?

Oh, that's pretty old.

That's not nice.

What did you say?

Nice, honestly.

Nikki, you're kind of a little bitch

sometimes.

Or just having your 20s.

No, he's super cute.

I want you guys to

meet him.

He's super cute, I mean.

But we also have candy

while we're hanging out in our cabana.

Sure.

Hey, you thought dad was cute, so I don't know.

Your judgment's a little...

Anyway...

Hey, mom, why don't you

come back over here?

Just come back.

I need you for a moment.

Okay.

I'm not even going to chance it to you.

Is it not you?

I'm really tired.

This was a pretty good dinner, but I feel like we should

just do something else next time for dinner.

Or we can go out.

Yeah, I feel like if we go out

it would be maybe a little bit better.

No offense, mom, your cooking

is not terrible.

She didn't cook this stuff.

Wait till you try the pancakes.

Oh, okay.

Give me dessert.

Your pants are knee-high.

I'm having some things in my mouth.

Ricky, are you going to help us

with the work this time around?

I guess.

I think I have a pretty good grasp over your subjects.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I think so.

What about you, Sona?

Do you think you can help with your homework?

I mean, if you're willing to,

I would love that.

Yeah, I'm happy to help.

I'm sure you have a lot of time with no friends, right?

I have tons of friends.

I would expect maybe to say "mwah".

You guys won't have parties over here again.

Oh, she's a cool mom.

Are we going to have parties over here, Sona?

We can't tell dad.

Yeah, just don't tell your dad.

Yeah, I feel like he'd show up to the party

and be like, "What are y'all doing?"

Probably make up more rumors about you.

He doesn't like you guys not partying?

No, not really.

I feel like he's gotten more strict since you left.

He's like super protective.

Just...

I know.

He's more protective now.

Yeah.

Well, probably because the girls are beautiful,

you want to make sure you're safe.

That's why I don't know why you wouldn't have the parties at his house.

Right?

Because either way, we're going to go to a party,

so I guess he doesn't really care.

He knows, Karen.

Just don't tell him your party's here, though.

He's going to be like, "Yeah, right?"

Next up, the next rumor will be that you're dogfighting.

One day I hope that he will be infighting, but not for now.

Not for now?

Okay.

Just a party.

Parties are fun.

Not too bad.

We can have your birthday here.

We can!

Do you want to have my birthday party here?

I guess. We just kind of make our cousins.

Oh, no.

Not after last time. Remember we caught him making out

by the dumpster and we had to tell them they were

first cousins?

I know.

I was like, "What are you all doing?"

Are we going to have a theme?

Maybe we can do one Friday and then, sorry,

we can have two parties.

One at Mom's and one at Dad's.

I don't know about all these parties.

No one's asking you, Dickie.

Are we even going to invite Dickie to these parties?

If he brings friends.

Yeah, if you can prove you have friends

and bring them, you can come to the party.

I could bring some friends.

You guys all know.

Ooh, can we invite the cabana boy?

Yes!

You're just jealous, Dickie.

No, let's change something.

I need to sit down.

[Humming]

Isn't this nice?

All together.

Like a children's home.

We've been missing out on family time

this entire time.

I'm so sad.

I guess so.

I guess you could say

we regret it, but

I'm so sad now

that we're here, you know?

Like a family.

It's true.

There are differences.

It makes me so happy, too.

It's the best day ever.

It is the best day ever.

It's pretty good.

I'm really glad that we did this.

Yeah.

This seems like a great family hobby.

Me, too.

We get together, bond some.

Bonding.

We're family, honestly.

Yeah, we need so much more time

to bond together.

And just us.

We don't need no one else.

Only thing that matters is family.

Family matters only.

We're gonna be family for life.

So life. Exactly.

That best kind of family

we're all best friends.

I'm gonna be pissed, though.

We're not gonna find out.

Right, and Ricky's not gonna tell him.

Ricky, don't you ever tell him.

Yeah.

Ricky's gonna tell him. I just know.

Ricky's a narc.

I'm not a narc. You're a nerd.

We're gonna be spanking if you do.

Yeah.

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

(panting)

You know what?

What?

I think I'm almost ready for dessert.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- You full?

- Not yet, I'm about to be.

(laughing)

You know, this has been such a great evening.

I definitely had lower expectations,

but you girls definitely see me differently.

- Hey, we had low expectations too,

but you know, we got over it.

- Yeah.

Our mom is cool, I guess you're pretty cool too.

- You're cool by association.

- Well, I just want you guys to feel safe here,

have fun, have lots of parties,

'cause your mom's a cool mom,

but she likes to party too.

(laughing)

And your birthday is coming.

- That's true.

- Well, I guess we have to have a party for that.

- Perfect timing.

And I just got the cabana and the pohoy.

- I got the pohoy staff. (laughing)

- The pohoy that mom likes. (laughing)

- And if you guys have any cute friends, you know,

bring them over too.

- Oh, crap.

(laughing)

- Oh my God, I'm crying.

- You don't wanna make him jealous.

(laughing)

With our friends, our hot friends.

(laughing)

- You know, and buy your hot girlfriends too.

- Yeah, and buy your hot girlfriends.

- For, um, Nikki, brother.

- I guess there's that.

- Oh, it's Nikki.

- Seriously?

- Oh.

(laughing)

- You can have your graduation party.

- Like she'll ever graduate.

(laughing)

- She's doing great.

There's no reason why she shouldn't.

- Exactly.

- I will help you.

(laughing)

- Okay, I'm failing one, but it's fine.

- But like if Mickey helps you, you're just gonna fail.

(laughing)

- Trinity, how the fuck would that have happened?

- Intentional sabotage.

(laughing)

- Hey. - It's not gonna happen.

- I don't think he's as evil as we are.

- And I love you too. (laughing)

- Everyone is like mom's little angel or whatever, you know?

- You guys are all my little angels.

- Aw.

- Nikki more than us, but I mean, you know,

we could be a little bit favorite too.

(sighing)

- Oh yes.

What a great dinner this was.

Honestly, I had so much fun with my family.

What a great time.

- It was a really good dinner. - It was a good dinner.

- I'm really glad we were able to do this.

- Exactly, I'm so filled up right now too from the food.

I mean, it was all right, you know, all right food,

but me, what matters is we're together.

- Exactly. - Yeah, it's true.

I like bonding with you guys.

I love bonding into like one, you know?

Just one big family.

Thank you mommy.

- My girls love you.

- Aw, I love you all too.

We're such a cute family. - We love you too.

- We do have a cute family.

(gasping)

- Cool, Mika.

- Oh, yes.

It's literally the best Friday ever.

So glad we decided to come. - Honestly.

- Right? - This was the best choice.

- We just like, love coming over to mom's, you know?

- I know.

- Tomorrow I'm planning a really great brunch.

- Really?

- Since you girls are staying over,

you wanna save for breakfast?

Let me get a later--

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Are you gonna do brunch and everything?

- Yes, we should. - We should.

- We should. - Yeah.

- We have extra clothes in the car, I guess.

- Yeah, I have clothes in the closet for you.

I was gonna be shopping for you guys in a minute.

- Oh, do you see your body, mate?

It's so beautiful.

- Yeah, whenever I miss you,

I'll just buy you presents and put them in your room.

- In your room? (laughing)

- That's so sweet.

Did you do that for us, for real?

- Yeah, we came over to see your room, your guest room.

- Oh my god. - Oh, wow.

You're the best one ever.

Beautiful body and a beautiful mind.

We couldn't ask for a better mom, honestly.

- Yeah, and I'm up. - Aw, it's so sweet.

- I told you.

- I love coming to mom's. - You guys are all gorgeous.

So proud of our family. (laughing)

- Yeah.

- Oh my god, shopping with you girls is gonna be so much fun.

- Oh my god, it will take them clothing shopping

instead of me. (laughing)

- I always think of magic.

- Oh, you know, I saw your guys' outfits today.

- It was so cute. - We matched too.

So it's kind of cute. - Yeah, I feel like

it's really cute. - We've been away for so long,

but we still have the same, you know,

little ticks and quirks and stuff. (laughing)

- I love that.

- We are a match made. - Yeah, we're all a match.

We're a family.

- So before those cupcakes,

have a little bit of pre-dessert.

I'm about ready to give you all a salmon.

- Okay. - Okay.

- I love you guys. - I love these two plans

at the same time next week. - One and three.

(groaning)

- So what are you gonna tell your father?

Nothing, right? - What do we tell dad?

- No, actually, we need to get back at him for wine,

'cause he did this to us and he hadn't seen each other

because of him. - That's true.

We gotta think of some way. - We would do that for you.

- We have got to think of some way. - Hey, Nikki,

you think you could help us? - I'm mean--

- With our dad? - Could you?

- You could illustrate anyone, he would never suspect you.

- I mean, I guess I could do something.

Why not? - Yes!

- Yes! - Yes, do it!

- You're the best brother! - We really do.

- That's so good. - Thank you, Sticky.

(laughing) - Oh my god.

- Thank you, Sticky. - You're welcome, sure.

Call me Sticky, I don't give a fuck.

- Thank you, Nikki.

(laughing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

(dramatic music)

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