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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:10,000 [MUSIC] 2 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,840 >> Thanks so much for ditching school with me today, Venus. 3 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,460 I literally cannot stand to be there right now. 4 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,040 >> Look, guys like you aren't dying with those. 5 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:31,840 >> Sierra clean, he's a fucking jerk anyway. 6 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,460 He doesn't deserve you at all. 7 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:36,720 >> I guess it's just upsetting. 8 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:38,180 I can't believe he would do that to me. 9 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:41,640 Like the girl like Maddie, it's crazy. 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,160 >> I know, but who would have expected that? 11 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,520 >> Honestly, not me. 12 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,980 I really liked him. 13 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:52,080 Just so glad to be away from it all right now. 14 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:54,880 I literally could not be there. 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,160 You're a good friend for coming. 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:03,860 [LAUGH] My god, is that him? 17 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:06,680 >> I bet it is. 18 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,960 >> Do you want me to get it for you? 19 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:11,280 >> No, I'll handle it. 20 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:11,800 >> Are you sure? 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,920 >> Yeah, I can do it. 22 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,760 It's okay. 23 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,280 Thanks though. 24 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:31,400 >> My god. >> Hey, what's up? 25 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,100 I just wanna talk to you. 26 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,840 I was supposed to wait for me at lunchtime. 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,220 >> Yeah, I left to get away from you. 28 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:41,040 >> I got you these. 29 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,000 I got you some flowers. 30 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,900 What do you mean? 31 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:43,960 >> I want flowers. 32 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:46,880 >> Why not? >> Why would I want flowers for me after what you did? 33 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,980 >> Come on, please, bunny, I just wanna talk, listen. 34 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:55,420 >> No, you listen, you know, I will take those, because they're for me. 35 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,160 >> But no, that's not- >> Why, what's wrong? 36 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,980 >> What do you mean, you know exactly what you did. 37 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:00,200 >> I didn't do anything. 38 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,100 >> You didn't do anything, yeah, right. 39 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:02,780 >> Come on. 40 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:06,880 Don't throw the flowers. 41 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:16,880 [MUSIC] 42 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:21,040 >> That was so sweet. 43 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:31,040 [NOISE] 44 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,880 >> Relax, relax. 45 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,680 >> Okay. 46 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,180 >> Fuck. 47 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:46,180 [NOISE] 48 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:50,920 >> Shit. 49 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,260 >> What the fuck, they took my blood. 50 00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:53,780 >> I'm a swifter. 51 00:02:53,780 --> 00:02:57,340 >> Shh, Joel, Joel, cover, cover, cover. 52 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:04,600 [NOISE] 53 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,740 >> Babe, please, come on. 54 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:06,440 >> My God. 55 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:07,580 >> Just listen, just listen. 56 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:10,440 >> I have nothing more to listen to. 57 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,300 >> I have plenty more to talk about. 58 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,540 What are you even talking about, my God? 59 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:15,920 Why are you even here? 60 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,000 >> Well, you're my best friend. 61 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,620 Obviously, we're both here, obviously. 62 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:19,580 >> It doesn't, it doesn't matter. 63 00:03:19,580 --> 00:03:22,120 But you weren't even there, you're just like feeding something to her. 64 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,400 >> No, I was there when you cheated. 65 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,080 >> I didn't cheat, it was an accident, it doesn't happen. 66 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,120 >> You accidentally slipped your dick into somebody else. 67 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,520 >> I thought it was you. 68 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,380 >> How do you think it's me? 69 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,680 >> Because you're supposed to be at the party with me. 70 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,000 >> Yeah, but you knew I wasn't going. 71 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,560 >> But maybe you're gonna come, I don't know. 72 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,520 >> Yeah, well, you came, that's for sure. 73 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,840 >> I mean, I'm sorry, no, I'm so sorry. 74 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,420 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. 75 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:47,660 I didn't mean to say that. >> It's crazy, like. 76 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:51,060 >> Like, you've been together for so long. 77 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:52,720 >> It's literally been a month. 78 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,640 >> That's so long, though. 79 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,840 >> It's so not that long. 80 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,700 >> Like, to be showing up here with flowers. 81 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,000 >> I even got you this. 82 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,980 >> This is literally mine, this is Ben here. 83 00:04:03,980 --> 00:04:05,520 >> But I got these two, though. 84 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:06,820 >> Yeah, but like, these flowers. 85 00:04:06,820 --> 00:04:09,080 >> Come on, please, it was an accident, it's not gonna happen again. 86 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,680 >> Flowers, she doesn't even like me. 87 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,560 >> They're fake flowers. 88 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,260 >> They're fake, like our relationship, like. 89 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:17,160 >> It was fake. >> Because you wanted to step out. 90 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,840 >> You went out and you did. >> Everything that I said to you, 91 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,400 everything that I did was real. 92 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,700 You know, I slipped out one time, it was an accident. 93 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:27,200 >> It was a moment, but it's not giving consistency, you know. 94 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,300 >> Exactly. >> Tell him, tell him. 95 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:33,620 >> It's so, it's not happening. >> You don't think I provide value, you know? 96 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:39,840 >> No, it's not. >> We hang out, all we do is chill on the couch and watch movies, like, that's the answer to that. 97 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:44,940 >> That's the blur you've left, though, it's the lack of a date that does it for me, really. 98 00:04:44,940 --> 00:04:47,860 >> What do you mean? I cook for you, I make ramen noodles all the time. 99 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:52,040 >> Yeah, but ramen noodles is not sustaining, just like this is not sustaining our relationship. 100 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,500 >> You know, you get some eggs and shit in this thing. >> You can't, but it's not a real meal. 101 00:04:56,500 --> 00:05:00,820 >> Well, let's try again, please. >> No, so I can get more ramen noodles and get cheated on. 102 00:05:02,820 --> 00:05:06,820 Genuinely, like, what did you think was gonna happen? 103 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:10,580 You thought it was just gonna be under wraps behind closed doors? >> I was drunk. I was drunk. 104 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:16,060 >> You can be drunk and not put your dick in someone else. It's like, just not that difficult. 105 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:21,500 >> What can I do, though, to make you forgive me? >> Not make you forgive me. >> I'm not talking to you. 106 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,040 No, but you're not going to talk to her that way. 107 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,040 Because she's standing on your knee. 108 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,540 She's being mean to me, though. 109 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:30,040 We're both going to be mean to you because you fucked up. 110 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,080 I didn't fuck up. 111 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,060 I didn't mean to. 112 00:05:32,060 --> 00:05:32,860 You didn't fuck up. 113 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:33,860 I didn't mean to. 114 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:34,780 What are you saying? 115 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:35,300 Babe, please. 116 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,060 No, no, no, no. 117 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,540 Please, babe, please, please. 118 00:05:37,540 --> 00:05:40,020 No, like, I didn't fuck up. 119 00:05:40,020 --> 00:05:41,020 I didn't fuck up. 120 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:41,980 You definitely did fuck up. 121 00:05:41,980 --> 00:05:43,480 I was fucked up. 122 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,860 You never made a mistake? 123 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:45,360 No, not-- 124 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:45,860 You should ship. 125 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:46,360 I have a ship. 126 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,560 You never made a mistake? 127 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,540 No. 128 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:50,020 You never made a mistake? 129 00:05:50,020 --> 00:05:52,540 Babe, please, like, I didn't mean to-- 130 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:54,360 Please literally only goes so far. 131 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,280 You know what I mean? 132 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:55,780 Yes. 133 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:56,280 Yeah. 134 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,580 But this is the first time it happened. 135 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:58,620 It's the last time it happened. 136 00:05:58,620 --> 00:05:59,480 It won't happen again. 137 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:02,960 It's the first time, and it's so soon. 138 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:07,020 Yeah, but how do you not keep your dick in your pants 139 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,320 for like a month? 140 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,180 Literally. 141 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:09,660 Literally. 142 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:13,180 That's crazy. 143 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:14,980 Nothing to say. 144 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:16,380 Exactly, nothing to say. 145 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:18,580 I just really expected you to be there. 146 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:20,200 And I was just thinking about you. 147 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,440 You-- yeah, I was obviously in your mind when you were in another bitch. 148 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,220 Like, you know what I mean? 149 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,900 It's your fault you didn't go there. 150 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:28,400 Are you serious? 151 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:29,740 I'm pretty sure I was. 152 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:30,240 I'm serious. 153 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,220 This is a fucking shit. 154 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,200 I thought you were going to be there. 155 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,800 I was so-- holy, like-- 156 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,600 Oh my god, you can be so pretty. 157 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,100 No. 158 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:37,600 You're a jerk. 159 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,120 I don't wanna let you know. 160 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,560 I wanted you. 161 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,060 I wanted you. 162 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:42,640 You wanted me, and I wanted you there, and you found-- 163 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:43,300 And I thought it was you. 164 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,760 --an amazing bitch with a real name. 165 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:45,760 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 166 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,180 Yeah, fuck her. 167 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:47,680 She sucked. 168 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,100 You did fuck her! 169 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,980 I bet she did suck because she's a ho. 170 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:56,880 Horribly-- horribly-- you think that I don't want to jeopardize you and what we have? 171 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,300 I mean, clearly it is. 172 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,300 I thought it was you. 173 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:01,780 Maybe if you had pulled up to the party, none of this would have happened, right? 174 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:02,860 If I had pulled up to the party and I-- 175 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:03,660 None of this would have happened. 176 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,400 If you had pulled-- 177 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,020 I literally popped off. 178 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:08,820 Yo, yo, yo, I'm about to crash out. 179 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:09,740 I'm about to crash out. 180 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:10,700 Don't give her that fashion. 181 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:11,660 I'm about to crash out. 182 00:07:11,660 --> 00:07:12,600 I'm about to crash out. 183 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,220 Because, yo, baby, listen. 184 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:15,200 Please, just listen. 185 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:15,700 Please, please. 186 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,760 OK, I'm sorry. 187 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:17,260 I'm sorry. 188 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:17,940 You're relaxed. 189 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:18,580 You're relaxed. 190 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,600 Yeah, you should relax. 191 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,100 Calm down. 192 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,120 I'm sorry. 193 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,900 But if you were there, right? 194 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:23,400 Ew. 195 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,700 I would have fucked you. 196 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:25,200 And shh. 197 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,180 I literally just can't-- 198 00:07:26,180 --> 00:07:27,020 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 199 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:29,520 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 200 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,140 It's the odd ass. 201 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:32,640 Yo, someone-- someone-- I hear a buzzing. 202 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:33,460 I hear a buzzing. 203 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,120 Oh, maybe it's coming from my left ear. 204 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,280 Maybe you should have some more respect for my friend. 205 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,440 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 206 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,180 I would have lost. 207 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:39,680 Stop it. 208 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,160 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 209 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,280 It genuinely is just so-- it's disrespectful. 210 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,580 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 211 00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:45,760 It's disrespectful for you to speak that way to somebody 212 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,700 that I clearly value. 213 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,780 Like, what would you do that? 214 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,240 Well, look how she's talking to me. 215 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,520 Look how she's talking to me. 216 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,020 Honestly? 217 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,720 You know what I mean? 218 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,560 It's what you deserve. 219 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:55,700 What else am I supposed to do? 220 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:56,880 It's what you deserve. 221 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,020 For doing it one time? 222 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:58,500 For one time? 223 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,000 One time? 224 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,460 We've been together for-- 225 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,860 We've been together for a month. 226 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:03,580 We've been together for a month. 227 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:04,260 Exactly one time. 228 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,400 You cheated one time, one month. 229 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,680 It'd be different if it was a year. 230 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,960 Maybe I'd back up my heart-- 231 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,280 You know how I fuck you mediocrely? 232 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,520 You know I love you mediocrely? 233 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,280 Yes, mediocrely. 234 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:13,120 And that's enough. 235 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:13,800 No, that's-- 236 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,680 That's enough. 237 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,760 I'm between the ramen noodles and the mediocre affection. 238 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,460 It's honestly mind-blowing that you think that I would have any space-- 239 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,180 But you're like spooky, pooky, wooky. 240 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,760 I don't give a fuck about no spooky, pooky, whatever the fuck. 241 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:25,480 It's not what I feel. 242 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,020 Please, please. 243 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:27,520 I don't. 244 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,020 I don't. 245 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:28,520 I don't. 246 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,080 You know what? 247 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,780 Don't suck your fucking hair. 248 00:08:30,780 --> 00:08:32,180 You keep on talking about me. 249 00:08:32,180 --> 00:08:34,700 As if she would fucking want you after you cheated on me. 250 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,660 I'd be so serious. 251 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:36,160 You see me? 252 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:36,660 Come on. 253 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:37,680 Do I see you? 254 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,280 Yes, and you look like a fucking joke. 255 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,580 Totally. 256 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:42,420 I'm not a joker. 257 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:44,280 Because the way that you would pull up here thinking 258 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,180 that this is what it would be and that you come in and throw flowers at me 259 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:50,400 and fucking think of an apology, a please, and I'm sorry, 260 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:51,600 is going to take you anywhere. 261 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,100 Exactly. 262 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:52,600 Oh my god. 263 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,440 And then you want to hit on my friend. 264 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:59,600 As if it doesn't get any fucking worse than you cheating. 265 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,980 Like, now you want to hit on my friend? 266 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,280 Well, yeah, I was just-- 267 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,700 But so you can cheat on her too and we can all be fucking pressed. 268 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:08,080 That wouldn't be bad. 269 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:08,940 It would be bad. 270 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:10,080 It would be very bad. 271 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,900 But anyways, I'm not here for that. 272 00:09:11,900 --> 00:09:12,620 You know what? 273 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,120 Fuck you. 274 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,080 I'm sorry. 275 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,000 I'm here to get you back. 276 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,800 You are my one and only. 277 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:18,840 I got this for you. 278 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:19,720 You are my heart. 279 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,220 Oh my god. 280 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,120 One and only. 281 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,840 I want to give you my last name. 282 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:23,720 Oh my god. 283 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,600 It's been a fucking month. 284 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,100 Please. 285 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,040 Take away. 286 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:27,540 Please. 287 00:09:27,540 --> 00:09:28,040 Take away. 288 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:29,920 You talk about wanting to be in your mouth. 289 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:30,840 This is like the last thing I want here. 290 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,140 Like, you're literally all I want. 291 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:32,920 This is like what I want. 292 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:33,420 The ring? 293 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:33,920 The ring? 294 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,320 How many people have that ring? 295 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,040 The ring? 296 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,280 That doesn't exist. 297 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:37,780 I had it. 298 00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:38,280 I promise. 299 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:38,780 I had it. 300 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:39,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 301 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:39,780 I had it. 302 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,280 Yeah, yeah. 303 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:40,780 Please. 304 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,260 I have to take it to your face at that party, huh? 305 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:44,760 Yeah, exactly. 306 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,080 Yes, it was at that party. 307 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:46,580 It was. 308 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:47,080 Exactly. 309 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,580 Exactly. 310 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,080 Yeah, yeah. 311 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:49,580 I did the couch. 312 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:52,080 I'm just going to do anything for you. 313 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,580 Babe, I'm so sorry. 314 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:54,580 Me too. 315 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:55,580 I didn't mean to do it. 316 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,080 I really didn't. 317 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,580 I know. 318 00:09:58,580 --> 00:09:59,580 I'm sorry. 319 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,580 And I'm sorry. 320 00:10:00,580 --> 00:10:01,080 Please. 321 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:01,580 Please. 322 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:03,080 Please, give me your hand. 323 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,580 I just want to see your hand. 324 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:05,080 Please. 325 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:05,580 No, no. 326 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:06,580 I just want to feel you. 327 00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:07,080 Please. 328 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,580 I just want to see your hand. 329 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,080 Please. 330 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:09,580 No. 331 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:10,580 I'm so sorry. 332 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:13,980 And you-- and you just-- you weren't even there. 333 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:14,980 She wasn't even there. 334 00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:17,180 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 335 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:17,980 Like what? 336 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:20,180 Everybody told her because they were too scared to tell me 337 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:21,480 because they knew I would do my shit. 338 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,080 Who would see? 339 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:22,580 Who? 340 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,280 No one else knew. 341 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,180 It was behind Sarah. 342 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,880 It was on Twitter. 343 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,480 And you had a sticker and I was like, 344 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,080 your shit is behind closed doors. 345 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:29,980 Wait, that's on Twitter? 346 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,780 Yes, motherfucker, it was on Twitter. 347 00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:35,280 Because anything you do at a party is recorded. 348 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:35,780 Like, what is it? 349 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:36,480 Did it go viral? 350 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,180 No, the fucking thing got previewed. 351 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:38,680 And I'm sorry. 352 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,380 That's one of them. 353 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,380 I'm sorry, let's make our own viral. 354 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:41,880 No. 355 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:42,380 Oh my god. 356 00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:42,880 Please. 357 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,880 Like, I don't even want-- it did near me. 358 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,880 After you put it in a basic bitch-- 359 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,280 You don't like this four inches? 360 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:48,780 No. 361 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:51,180 And it felt like eight inches when I liked you. 362 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:52,380 Exactly. 363 00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:53,780 Exactly. 364 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,680 So the way you thought your three inches 365 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:58,380 was going to go viral, for real-- 366 00:10:58,380 --> 00:10:59,180 But it's thick. 367 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,380 --the only reason it went-- 368 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:01,380 but it was thick. 369 00:11:01,380 --> 00:11:02,180 Like a fucking can of-- 370 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,680 It's literally like this thick. 371 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,880 --like a can of-- 372 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:05,880 It's like a cheese wheel. 373 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:06,380 --chocolate. 374 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:07,380 It's like my pinky. 375 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,380 And I pounded it. 376 00:11:08,380 --> 00:11:10,880 And you tried, and you did your best. 377 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,380 But I-- 378 00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,380 So you saved it? 379 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,880 No, because I liked you. 380 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:14,880 But you know what? 381 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,880 Mmm, it was real because I felt it in my heart. 382 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,880 But after that-- 383 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:19,880 And I feel you in my heart. 384 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,880 Oh my god. 385 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:21,880 --in her heart. 386 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,380 I know. 387 00:11:22,380 --> 00:11:22,880 Let's see. 388 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,380 Exactly. 389 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,380 But it's literally not worth it. 390 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:25,880 Jenny with me. 391 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,380 Please. 392 00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:28,380 It's so crazy that he would fucking think that. 393 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,880 Please, give me your hand, please. 394 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:30,380 No, my god. 395 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:30,880 Please. 396 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,380 Like, I would want your hand touching me 397 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,880 when you touch that dirty, filthy thing. 398 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:34,380 I washed it. 399 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:34,880 I washed it. 400 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:36,880 You can wash it, and you can clean it, 401 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,380 and you can peel your fucking skin off, 402 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,880 and I'm still not going to want to touch you. 403 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:40,380 Please. 404 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:41,380 Please, I-- 405 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:43,380 Yeah, yeah. 406 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,380 I want you to-- 407 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,380 He's truly gaslighting you. 408 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,380 I'm not gaslighting anyone! 409 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,880 I'm sorry! 410 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,380 I'm just fucking sorry. 411 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:52,380 This is fucking stupid. 412 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,380 I'm stupid. 413 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:53,880 I'm stupid. 414 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,880 I'm so sorry. 415 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:55,880 I didn't mean to do it. 416 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,380 I didn't mean to do it. 417 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:58,880 [GRUNTING] 418 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:59,380 Shut up. 419 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,380 Don't fucking push her. 420 00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:00,880 Shut up. 421 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,380 Shut up. 422 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,880 She's fucking-- she's fucking at me. 423 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Because she can't-- 424 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,880 Because I'm sad. 425 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:05,380 You made me sad. 426 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:06,380 I miss you. 427 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:06,880 OK. 428 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,880 It was an accident. 429 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,880 But please, like-- 430 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880 [GRUNTING] 431 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,380 Oh my god. 432 00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,880 Hey, what's wrong with you? 433 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,880 Stop. 434 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,880 I promise you. 435 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,880 He promised. 436 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:20,880 You're my little bunny, honey. 437 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,380 Oh my god. 438 00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:22,880 You're my bunny, honey. 439 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,380 Oh. 440 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,380 You're my little bunny. 441 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:24,880 Please. 442 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,880 Can I throw up, guys? 443 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,380 Please. 444 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:27,380 Genuinely. 445 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,880 Don't even fucking look at her. 446 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:30,380 Don't. 447 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:30,880 No. 448 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,880 Because you're not going to find the words looking at her. 449 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,880 He's not going to find the words at all. 450 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,380 He has nothing else to say. 451 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,880 Nothing else to say. 452 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,880 I'll tell you what this is. 453 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:41,880 They're like-- 454 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,380 You shouldn't even say anything. 455 00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:43,880 I would just-- 456 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,380 You meant so much to me. 457 00:12:46,380 --> 00:12:48,880 And me doing that, it was an accident. 458 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,380 I didn't mean to do it. 459 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:51,880 It will never, ever happen again. 460 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,380 You mean-- 461 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:52,880 Look at me. 462 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,880 --me to do it. 463 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,880 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 464 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,380 All right. 465 00:12:56,380 --> 00:12:57,380 Both of you look at me, then. 466 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:59,380 If you're going to talk, this is a conversation 467 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:00,880 between all three of us. 468 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,880 So you're going to listen. 469 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,380 Look at me. 470 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:02,880 Look at me. 471 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,380 All right. 472 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,380 This will never happen again. 473 00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:07,880 And it won't because we're not dating. 474 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,880 No, please, thank you, God. 475 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,380 Please, take me home. 476 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:11,880 No. 477 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:12,880 Give me a chance. 478 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,880 No, I gave you a chance when you asked me out. 479 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,380 Please. 480 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:15,880 I said yes. 481 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,880 Like, what? 482 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,880 You didn't ask me out. 483 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,880 Oh, my God, please. 484 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,880 You asked me out. 485 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,880 You kept coming over to make mom, and obviously-- 486 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,880 I wrote you all those letters. 487 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:26,880 I did everything. 488 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,880 I showed you how much I loved you and everything. 489 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,880 It's genuinely so crazy. 490 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,880 You know what I mean? 491 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,880 It's just fucking pathetic. 492 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,880 Fucking pathetic. 493 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,880 I can't, I'm so stupid. 494 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:39,880 I can't. 495 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,880 Yeah, it was stupid, wasn't it? 496 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:42,880 I'm such an idiot. 497 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,880 And tell me more. 498 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:44,880 And tell me more. 499 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,880 Yeah. 500 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,880 No, you. 501 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:51,880 Cry it out. 502 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,880 Please. 503 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:53,880 Buddy, please. 504 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,880 Oh, make feelings. 505 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,880 We're such a little con. 506 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,880 No, little con makes feelings. 507 00:13:58,880 --> 00:13:59,880 Oh, my God. 508 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,880 Please, put my fucking pillow down. 509 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,880 No, I want to give it to you. 510 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,880 You're reading it in my pillow? 511 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,880 I want to give it back. 512 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 I want to give it back. 513 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,880 I want to give it back. 514 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:10,880 I want to give it back. 515 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,880 I want to give it back. 516 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880 I'm sorry. 517 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,880 Please. 518 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:14,880 No. 519 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,880 Fuck it. 520 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:16,880 OK, it's the switch up. 521 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,880 It's the switch up. 522 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:18,880 You know what? 523 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,880 No. 524 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:20,880 No. 525 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:21,880 See? 526 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:22,880 This is like a manipulation thing. 527 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,880 It's like a manipulation thing. 528 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:24,880 It's like a manipulation thing. 529 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,880 Oh, look at that vain pop on your forehead. 530 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,880 You can get back. 531 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,880 Yeah, yeah. 532 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:29,880 How does it feel? 533 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,880 Huh? 534 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,880 Yeah, you don't? 535 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,880 Just like I did like fucking finding out that you cheated on me with a bitch named Max. 536 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,880 It was an accident. 537 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:37,880 Oh, fucking people. 538 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,880 It was an accident. 539 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880 She doesn't even go to school. 540 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,880 How the fuck was she at the party? 541 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,880 Yeah, why did she do this? 542 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,880 Yeah, why? 543 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,880 Why? 544 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:44,880 Invite her? 545 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,880 No, I did not invite her. 546 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,880 I did not invite her. 547 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,880 No, I did not. 548 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,880 I did not do that. 549 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880 I did not do that. 550 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880 Stop putting words in my mouth. 551 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,880 Stop putting words in my mouth. 552 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:52,880 This is why they want her here. 553 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:57,880 Every time she comes here, you always want to put words in people's mouths and do all this 554 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,880 stuff. 555 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:01,880 Okay? 556 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,880 That's not going to happen. 557 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,880 You have to stop doing that. 558 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:06,880 It's not nice. 559 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:07,880 You're going to make her fucking ... 560 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880 You're going to make her stop. 561 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,880 She's going to put words in anybody's mouth if you fucked up and you're being held accountable 562 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,880 for your fucking life. 563 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,880 How is she putting it forward? 564 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:14,880 I didn't fuck up. 565 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,880 I was fucked up. 566 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,880 Yeah, you were fucked up and you fucked up while you were fucked up, and I'm fucked up 567 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,880 because you fucked up, and so that's why this is a wrap, truly. 568 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,880 Yeah, it's fucking over. 569 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 Yeah, like what? 570 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,880 What did you think? 571 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,880 Just tell me what I need to do. 572 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:30,880 What do you need to do? 573 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,880 Tell me what you need to do. 574 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,880 What the fuck can you do? 575 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:33,880 Leave? 576 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:34,880 Yeah, you could leave. 577 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,880 But I want to stay here. 578 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,880 Okay. 579 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,880 For what? 580 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,880 You don't pay rent? 581 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:39,880 Why the fuck you're here? 582 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:40,880 Because I love you. 583 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,880 Oh my God. 584 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,880 You love me. 585 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:43,880 I love you. 586 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,880 It's been a month. 587 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:45,880 How do you love anybody I love? 588 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,880 Yeah, how do you love anybody in a month much less you can't even take me to get real food, 589 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,880 you fucking come here and cook ramen noodles? 590 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,880 That's so bad. 591 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880 Yeah. 592 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:52,880 I'll cut the scallions and shallots. 593 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,880 I'll cut the scallions and shallots. 594 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,880 I'll cut the scallions and shallots. 595 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,880 I'll cut the scallions and shit. 596 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880 Oh my God, the scallions and fucking ramen would be disgusting. 597 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,880 Do you even know about ramen? 598 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,880 That is fucking real that is tough. 599 00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,880 Like... 600 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,880 You know, I don't know, bro, like I just try, I'm trying my hardest. 601 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:01,880 Oh my God. 602 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,880 I'm trying my hardest. 603 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:03,880 Yeah. 604 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,880 You know what I mean? 605 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,880 I try my hardest for you. 606 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:06,880 Yeah, I try. 607 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:07,880 I've been, like ever since the first day I saw you, I've wanted it. 608 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,880 Ugh, oh here you go. 609 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,880 The only thing that was hard is that you were already angry. 610 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,880 You were already angry. 611 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,880 Oh my God. 612 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:12,880 Let's not forget. 613 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:13,880 No. 614 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,880 Let's not forget. 615 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,880 What's hard? 616 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:16,880 What's hard? 617 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:17,880 What's hard? 618 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,880 What's hard? 619 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:25,880 Is listening to your fucking yapping. 620 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,880 And she's going to yap. 621 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:27,880 I'm trying to fucking talk to my girlfriend. 622 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Because we're not broken up. 623 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,880 We're not girlfriends. 624 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,880 You're my girlfriend. 625 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:31,880 I am not your fucking girlfriend. 626 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,880 Yes you are. 627 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:33,880 You're my girlfriend. 628 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:34,880 We made a promise to be together forever. 629 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:35,880 Yes, and you cheated on me. 630 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,880 Forever does not, it's not inclusive to you fucking other people. 631 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,880 I didn't even come though. 632 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880 You didn't even come? 633 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,880 Because I'm on the track of your murder. 634 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880 So you cheated on me. 635 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,880 It's not inclusive to you. 636 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,880 I didn't even come. 637 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:43,880 You didn't even come? 638 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,880 Because I'm on the track of your murder. 639 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,880 So you cheated on me. 640 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:46,880 I didn't even come. 641 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,880 You didn't even come? 642 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,880 Because I'm on the track of your murder. 643 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:49,880 You cheated on me. 644 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,880 I didn't even come. 645 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:51,880 I thought it was you. 646 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,880 I thought it was you. 647 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880 I thought it was you. 648 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,880 I thought it was you. 649 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,880 I thought it was you. 650 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,880 How is that not insulting? 651 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:57,880 Because you're kind of broke. 652 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,880 I thought you were kind of broke. 653 00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,880 Why are you fucking the girl that backstabbed you off? 654 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,880 I thought it was you. 655 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,880 She was wearing a mask. 656 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880 She was wearing a mask. 657 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:03,880 I thought it was you. 658 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,880 Oh my god. 659 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,880 What? 660 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:06,880 This is lying. 661 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:07,880 Nobody is lying. 662 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,880 This is bullshit. 663 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,880 This is bullshit. 664 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:10,880 I bet it is. 665 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:15,880 You know what else is bullshit? 666 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,420 Fuck you even coming here thinking about like you're 667 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:29,600 Yeah, yeah maybe that's the problem you left school maybe she start going school so you can see that on the right one for you 668 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,940 Please I leave school for the first day of fucking semester and you have the audacity 669 00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,940 Yes 670 00:17:35,940 --> 00:17:37,940 Like aren't you like 671 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,260 Alright and 19 672 00:17:56,700 --> 00:18:02,020 Because she's gonna fail me you know what I mean she's like she's helping me out you know and we're like in the same class 673 00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:05,960 No, that's it. How can a fucking student fail you? 674 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,700 Because she was getting my tutor 675 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,060 She's gonna like you know 676 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:17,180 Yeah, but I didn't like you know what I mean like help her out. You know me oh you can pay for fucken 677 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:22,820 and you know I don't have money right now you don't have 678 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:45,780 Robin wasn't good enough. He wasn't good enough. It wasn't good enough like why would it be? What about the affection that I showed? 679 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,080 Yeah 680 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:56,860 Yeah, all the letters that I wrote you for months and months you know what I mean all the calls that would just go straight to voicemail 681 00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:06,080 You're not calling you know I answered the phone so one thing I do 682 00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:13,860 Talking about calls going to voicemail I had a fucking mind truly. I got picked these oh like specifically for you 683 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:16,680 I know your favorite colors purple. I know you like these 684 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,300 But it looks like purple 685 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,980 No like you're all 686 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:37,780 You're all I'm like girl. I need I crave you yeah. Yeah, I crave you like like whatever happened there 687 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:41,300 That was it would never happen again. It's nothing 688 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:49,980 You ever say like we're not even that far into a relationship, and you're already fucking up and asking for forgiveness exactly that's that you 689 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:56,260 There we go you know it was so far in a relationship right like 690 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:59,620 I 691 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,260 Said things a big you 692 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:11,260 You know this is a learning lesson. I'm taking accountability. This is a learning lesson. No smooth 693 00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:18,780 You know it's move on. No there is no talking to you. I'm not asking you questions right, so I don't know what you're answering but anyway 694 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,500 We're even there, so I don't know why you're talking you're just here. Just like to like 695 00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:28,700 I did and what a fucking pain 696 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,980 Just because you saw it 697 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:40,640 Doesn't mean it was real it literally it was your face fucking yeah. I was fucking her boat with you 698 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,640 oh 699 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:06,560 We have a trip literally like coming off we have a trip we have reservations and everything like 700 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,560 I 701 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,560 I 702 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,560 I 703 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,560 I 704 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,560 I 705 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,560 I 706 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:23,860 Like you you know what I mean like you buy everything I even told you to my best friend 707 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:26,420 Oh my god 708 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,740 My best friend fucking deal with you where's he at where's your support? 709 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:32,900 Yeah 710 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,060 *Taylor crying* 711 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:34,760 *Taylor crying* Was this your fault? 712 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,760 *Taylor crying* I was just like, it's not even like that. 713 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,060 *Taylor crying* And I don't know why you're yelling at me like you're mad at me like I'm- 714 00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:40,760 *Taylor crying* You're yelling! 715 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,560 *Taylor crying* You're just like, you're just like, you're just like- 716 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:49,220 *Taylor crying* "I'm just like, it was an accident! It was- oh, it was all an accident! It was all- fucking accident! *crying*" 717 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,260 *Taylor crying* 718 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:51,220 Just let him get out. 719 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,620 *Taylor crying* Oh my god, I can't even... 720 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:54,960 *Taylor crying* You're just like, you're just like- *crying* 721 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,460 Yeah. 722 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,800 *Taylor crying* 723 00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:04,900 Big tears, big crocodile tears. *Taylor crying* 724 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:10,600 Yeah, look it back to see! Look it back to see! And when I see you fake crying, I think you're bullshit. *Taylor crying* 725 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,800 *Taylor crying* You must go crazy. *Taylor crying* 726 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:20,840 *Taylor crying* No, I'm being serious! Don't you think I'm like, like, look at me! Look at me! I'm here! I came here! And I came here to talk to you! 727 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,660 *Taylor crying* I thought it was a fake call! I didn't expect your friend to be here. I just- 728 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:24,960 Why didn't you be here? 729 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:31,600 Because I wanted it, I don't know. I don't know, I just wanted it to be us. I just wanted it to be us so we can talk. 730 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,020 So he can manipulate you. 731 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,020 So we can talk, it's not to manipulate her. 732 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:35,520 Yeah I- 733 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,900 It's not to manipulate her. Come, just listen, please. 734 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:42,720 Oh my god, what is there to listen to? Like what was he saying? 735 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:48,360 Listen to me, please. Just listen to me. Please. Like, oh. 736 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,780 I'm listening. 737 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:59,540 I'm sorry. What I did was fucked up. I understand, it was messed up, and it'll never happen again. You're all I think about, you're, like, I dream about you. 738 00:22:59,540 --> 00:23:11,100 You dream about me? But you don't think about me? I- I almost got your name tatted on my chest. You know, you're literally- You're my everything. You're my- What is the "almost"? 739 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:31,120 Because look at what's going on. You're here, you're just being all like, you know what I mean, like just hating on me, you know? Like you're not supporting me. You know what I mean? Like you're not supporting the happiness that you see that I provide for your friend. For your best friend. She's so happy with me. Like, like that show- 740 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,680 I was happy until you fucking cheated on me. Like, like- 741 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:38,480 And it will happen again. And it will happen again. And it will- 742 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,600 Don't believe it, bud. 743 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,940 You said thank you to that guy at the store. 744 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:44,820 Oh my god! Is that really- 745 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:59,340 Like, or you said thank you to the guy at the store, and then I fucked a girl, and then now, wow, I'm the bad guy. You cheated on me too. The guy at the beauty store, like, you're like, oh, thank you, have a nice beautiful day, um- 746 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:05,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm the best! Yeah! All that fucking shit. You don't think I see that? You don't think that's disrespectful to me? 747 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:09,640 Oh, isn't it? Oh my god, really disrespectful to you. 748 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:15,580 I had anger. I had sadness in me, and I thought it was you at the party, so I fucked her, you know, and I came here- 749 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,160 It's fine, again! And it will happen again. 750 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,080 Yo! Venus, stop talking, please, while I try to talk to the love of my life. 751 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,600 Oh my god, the love of my life. 752 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:34,220 I'm trying to talk to the love of my life right now, and all you're doing is just trying to make it worse. So please, just like, stop talking, you put a sock in there or something. You know? 753 00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,480 - I just wanted to make sure that she doesn't... 754 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,740 - Yes, I understand, that's awesome. 755 00:24:36,740 --> 00:24:39,180 I'm talking to my girl, baby. 756 00:24:39,180 --> 00:24:40,420 Baby girl. 757 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:41,320 Bunny. 758 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,120 Sweetie pie, my one and only, my love. 759 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,460 I'm sorry, please forgive me, just listen. 760 00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:50,180 Please forgive me. 761 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:54,180 If you took the time to read the letters that I sent you, 762 00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,980 you know what I mean, like... 763 00:24:55,980 --> 00:24:59,160 - I wrote all the letters, and it doesn't mean shit. 764 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,900 - Let me try to get, let me try to at least get one of them. 765 00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:05,900 You know what I mean, like... 766 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:06,740 Fucking... 767 00:25:07,780 --> 00:25:08,700 Life. 768 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:09,540 Look. 769 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:14,780 Nice tits. 770 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,340 Your tits are fucking amazing. 771 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,220 - Why would you-- - I admire your fucking 772 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,200 beautiful tits. - Oh my god. 773 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,400 - Oh my god. 774 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,500 - Now, no, no, no, I know, look. 775 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:26,140 Yours always, dear bunny boo, 776 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:29,360 I was thinking about you during math class today, actually. 777 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,900 I'm always thinking about you, 778 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:34,020 but I couldn't concentrate at all because I kept wondering 779 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:37,980 what you were doing, and now you're here, you skipped school. 780 00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:39,540 You know what? 781 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,500 Fuck this, you're not even listening. 782 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,740 - I'm listening, I was just thinking, 783 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:44,460 can you tell me a bunch of shit? 784 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,420 - You know, I was thinking-- - I skipped school, 785 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:46,240 because I don't want to deal with you. 786 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,460 - I was thinking I had bonkers, food, I was gonna take us, 787 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,820 you know, we're gonna skip lunch and, 788 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:53,380 you know what I mean, do stuff, and-- 789 00:25:53,380 --> 00:25:54,800 - So you're mad at me for skipping school, 790 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,820 and you were gonna technically skip school? 791 00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:59,340 I have a fucking... - No, it's not even that. 792 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:01,800 - We were gonna do it together, right? 793 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,100 That's the thing. 794 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,300 But you didn't, you didn't tell me, you know, 795 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,500 so I came to your house, I saw your location, 796 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,380 and I was like, yeah, let me just pull up 797 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,820 and see what's good with this girl and try to talk to her, 798 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,500 and you opened the door all hostile, all angry at me, 799 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,300 you know what I mean, saying I don't want to talk to you. 800 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,140 - What if I be looking at you and you cheated on me? 801 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:20,180 - I didn't know you saw that, even though it was an accident. 802 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,540 How do you even see it, it was in the fucking dark. 803 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,020 You know what I mean, like, it didn't even go viral, 804 00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:26,140 how the fuck do you see it? 805 00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:28,540 Meaning, it never fucking happened. 806 00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:31,060 - Just because it didn't go viral doesn't mean it didn't happen. 807 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,280 - I wore a condom. 808 00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:35,380 I wore a condom. - Okay. 809 00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:38,960 - My skin, my skin didn't touch her skin, 810 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,000 therefore I didn't fuck her, the condom fucked her. 811 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,500 - So it's not cheating, like I-- - No, and I fucked her. 812 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,500 I make love to you, baby, and tell me, 813 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,760 those three inches, don't they feel like eight inches? 814 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,100 - Not anymore, the fuck? 815 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,160 - Don't they feel like eight inches? 816 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,940 - No. - Oh my goodness. 817 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,860 I'll get penis enlargement surgery for you. 818 00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:59,500 - No. - I'll give you a 15-incher. 819 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:03,400 Like I just, I'll do anything for you. 820 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,860 - Yeah, all right. - I'll do anything. 821 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:08,280 I bought you a pony, I bought you a car, I bought you a house. 822 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,620 - No, you didn't, you bought me fucking ramen noodles. 823 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:12,580 - Yeah, but that's coming later. 824 00:27:14,020 --> 00:27:16,180 - Mm-hmm. - You're so pathetic, 825 00:27:16,180 --> 00:27:17,300 piece of shit. 826 00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,220 - Are you crying? 827 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:25,720 (crying) 828 00:27:30,460 --> 00:27:32,620 - It's so sad. - It's so pathetic, 829 00:27:32,620 --> 00:27:34,540 is what it is. - Because it got caught. 830 00:27:34,540 --> 00:27:37,960 I hate being a count of holes. - It's so sad. 831 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,040 (crying) 832 00:27:41,140 --> 00:27:43,760 - Look, please, add more, add more. 833 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,940 - Okay, yeah, you have to work. - Look, please. 834 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,940 You made my life right. 835 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:50,340 You made my life right, look at you. 836 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,600 You know what, I'm not lying. - So why did you cheat? 837 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,060 Why did you cheat? - Because it was dark. 838 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:55,860 She makes it bright. - It's not bright. 839 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:58,000 - The other girl made it dark. 840 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,140 - You said it was literally in the dark. 841 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:04,420 - Yes, see your lips are so soft, and I love that. 842 00:28:04,420 --> 00:28:06,340 And I'm not just talking about the Northern ones. 843 00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:07,660 - Oh my god. - Thank you, man. 844 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:09,620 I miss you so much. - Yeah, I bet you do. 845 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:10,940 - I miss you, please. 846 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,520 I have another one for you. - Mm-hmm. 847 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,160 - I think you're gonna like this one. 848 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,460 You're my favorite, so yes, I-- (laughing) 849 00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:22,840 - My god, yeah, right. - Right. 850 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,800 - We're literally so rich. - I'm so sure. 851 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,940 - We're literally so rich. - Just because our-- 852 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:29,940 - I look up online all the time. - We're literally so rich. 853 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:32,280 - I look up online all the time. - Oh my god. 854 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,800 - I look up our victory all the time. 855 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,300 - You have too many five-point sprints to be completely-- 856 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,860 That's what it is. - Oh my god. 857 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:41,440 - Can you ever focus on my quiz? 858 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,280 When the back of your head is staring at me. 859 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,720 It's staring at me. - I don't even remember 860 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,140 receiving that, but that shit is a joke. 861 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:51,780 - Yeah, because the back of your head is ridiculous. 862 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:53,380 It's beautiful. - You're trying to tell me 863 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,620 I have a big head? - No. 864 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,340 - What's next? - I'm trying to say, 865 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:58,340 that girl, that cranium is beautiful. 866 00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:01,820 - Oh my god, okay, yeah. - That cranium is beautiful. 867 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,820 Look at this, I have another one for you. 868 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:06,300 What does that say? 869 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,640 I love you. - Mm-hmm. 870 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,940 - Please, please baby, girl, please. 871 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:14,660 - They're genuinely just words. 872 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:15,980 - They're words, but they can't-- 873 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:18,020 Look at all this, look at all this, 874 00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:20,260 look at all of that fucking shit. 875 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,340 Look at all the fucking letters, 876 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:23,020 look at all the fucking letters that I write to you. 877 00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:23,860 And you never write any of them, 878 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:26,620 they're all fucking folded still. 879 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:28,560 They're all still fucking folded. 880 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,380 Like look at this one, look at this. 881 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:37,380 You're my everything. - Liar, liar. 882 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:40,680 - All right, liar, coincidentally I just throw out 883 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,760 all the fucking letters and you're my everything 884 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,600 is the first one I pick. - It's not that-- 885 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,820 - It's a universe. - You've been reading 886 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,980 through them, what are you talking about? 887 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:51,320 - But it means something. 888 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,440 - No it doesn't. - It means something. 889 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,040 - It literally doesn't. - And it should mean 890 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,340 something to you. - I wish it did. 891 00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,480 It would mean more to me if you didn't cheat on me. 892 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,520 What kind of guy does that? 893 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,520 How are you gonna write me a bunch of love letters and cheat? 894 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,000 - Because you won't respond to it. 895 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,800 I thought, I'm insecure. 896 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,680 I'm insecure in myself. 897 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,920 Me, you know what I mean? 898 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,680 Like just being such a, everybody wants me 899 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,120 and everything, right? 900 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,240 It's a lie, nobody wants me. 901 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,080 Nobody ever, you know, so her showing me a little bit 902 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,720 of affection and all that, it reminded me of something 903 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,280 that I was missing. 904 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,440 - What were you missing when I'd been here? 905 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,260 That's what's so confusing. - I was-- 906 00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:33,840 - Is you talking about, he talks about. 907 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,160 - No, listen. 908 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,960 You wanna know what I was missing? 909 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,760 I was missing you. - Oh my God. 910 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,800 - I was missing-- - I had literally seen you 911 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,420 earlier in the day and you fucked somebody else that night. 912 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:46,260 - Yeah, but. 913 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,900 - It's what? 914 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:54,640 - It's just you are the woman of my dreams. 915 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,700 You know, like that's it. 916 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:00,080 - What? I guess you'll be seeing me. 917 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,820 - You're the woman of my dreams like because-- 918 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:06,760 - It's like what you do to your boyfriend. 919 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,820 - Exactly. I'm a good boyfriend. 920 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:09,660 I fell down once. 921 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,180 - I can't believe it was just ice cream. 922 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:12,020 - Haven't you-- 923 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:12,860 - You knew you guys would-- 924 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:14,580 - Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. 925 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:15,500 - You knew everything. 926 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:16,680 - Hey, I have an idea. 927 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:20,380 - That test that you took last week. 928 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,220 - Yeah. 929 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,820 - Where'd you get the answers? 930 00:31:23,820 --> 00:31:24,660 - I fucking studied for this. 931 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:25,880 - You're cheating. 932 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,760 - Oh my God, please. 933 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,740 - The pussy I got last night. 934 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:32,160 - Uh-huh, what about it? 935 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,960 - I cheated, we both cheated. 936 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,320 - I did not cheat on my test. 937 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,160 Just because I'm smart doesn't mean that I have to cheat. 938 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,320 - Yeah, she's never cheated a day in her life. 939 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,240 - Nah, I saw the answers. 940 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,000 I saw the answer, no, you had it, you had it. 941 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:47,840 It's okay. 942 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,440 - I'm not gonna tell you, Barbie. 943 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,400 I'm not gonna tell-- - Oh my God. 944 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,560 - Here, here, we get back together, right? 945 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,020 And I won't tell the teacher. 946 00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,580 - You can tell the teacher whatever you want. 947 00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:59,020 - She's trying to go to the bathroom. 948 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:00,320 - And I won't tell the teacher. 949 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,860 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, what teacher? 950 00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:03,520 We're in different classes, what do you think? 951 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,800 - Yeah, well I know the dean. 952 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,420 - Okay, and everybody knows the dean, 953 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,760 we go to the same school. 954 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,380 - Yeah, well, you're gonna tell him. 955 00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:11,220 - Okay, yeah. 956 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,400 - Oh, you know, do you love me? 957 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,420 Yes or no? 958 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:15,860 Yes. 959 00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:17,360 - My God, really? 960 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,180 - What the fuck? - No, I said answer. 961 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:21,380 - Do you love me? 962 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:22,220 Pick one. 963 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:24,940 Pick one. - Oh my God. 964 00:32:24,940 --> 00:32:26,180 - Do you love me? 965 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,020 Pick one. 966 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,820 - There is, covering the other option doesn't make it. 967 00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:33,120 - There's only one option, and it's us. 968 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,080 It's us, remember the future plans we had? 969 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,780 We're gonna buy those acres and buy those animals. 970 00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:40,760 - Yeah, 'cause you know that I wanna farm, 971 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,460 but everybody knows that I wanna farm. 972 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,180 - I wanna farm. - I wanna see a tree. 973 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:48,860 - Oh my God, you put a farm in it, I wanna go farm. 974 00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:51,980 - I was supposed to, you know, you're supposed to fucking 975 00:32:51,980 --> 00:32:54,460 take care of the land, I was supposed to take care of the land, 976 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:56,780 you're supposed to milk the cows and shit. 977 00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:57,620 You know what I mean? 978 00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,460 - And it would've been great. 979 00:32:58,460 --> 00:32:59,660 - Yeah. - If you had it fucked up. 980 00:32:59,660 --> 00:33:01,580 - And then I could've been your cow, but. 981 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,580 - Oh my God. 982 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:04,160 - I've fucked up. 983 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,740 I'm just a pile of shit now. 984 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,780 - So gross. 985 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,740 - The manure to fertilize my plants. 986 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:10,860 What's that? 987 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,600 - It just means that-- - It means shit. 988 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,680 (laughing) 989 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,420 - Otherwise, I'm still here. - Now that this shit-- 990 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,600 (all talking at once) 991 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,100 I'm fucking staying here, I don't give a fuck. 992 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:22,420 I'm fucking staying here. 993 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,680 - I guess you better get comfortable. 994 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,580 I'm held in my own room. (laughing) 995 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:26,420 - Hey, hey. 996 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,400 I'm chilling. - Mm-hmm. 997 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,040 - And you're gonna look at my face the whole fucking time. 998 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,120 - Okay. - And then you're gonna hear 999 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,680 my voice yapping. - So how's your day been, Venus? 1000 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,640 - Yeah, Venus, how how's your day been? 1001 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,380 - He's not here anymore, how's your day been? 1002 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:40,220 What do you wanna get for dinner? 1003 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,060 - Is this gonna go good? - I don't know, 1004 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:41,900 what's she gonna get for dinner? 1005 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,940 - We should get some KBB. - No. 1006 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,040 - Yeah. - I was thinking maybe we could-- 1007 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,880 - Maybe some like-- - Go out for like, 1008 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,140 steakhouse or something. - Oh yeah, I would love that. 1009 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:53,420 - Yeah, you're staying here, right? - I would love that. 1010 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:54,260 - Well. - Yeah, no. 1011 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:55,360 - He's trying to invite me. - No, he's staying here. 1012 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,780 - What do you mean? - He's staying here. 1013 00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:58,040 - I'm staying here. - Where is he? 1014 00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,400 - No, no, we're, nah, I'm gonna go with you guys. 1015 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,000 We've been having a great time. - No, we're not. 1016 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,100 - Yeah. - No, you're not. 1017 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:03,940 - It's gonna be fun, don't worry. 1018 00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,540 I'll have my friend pick us up, 1019 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:07,160 'cause y'all don't have a vehicle. 1020 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:12,260 - Oh my God. - You know, so, it's like, it's cool, it's all fine. - The list of his failures. - You know what I mean? 1021 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:17,420 Like, I just put it on my tab, we're chilling, like-- - On your tab! - I'm a prize. 1022 00:34:17,420 --> 00:34:21,000 I'm a prize. - Oh my God. - Of course Maddie would want to fuck me. 1023 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,540 I don't have a car, I barely have any money, I have a tiny dick, like, come on, like, who the fuck doesn't want me? 1024 00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:32,060 - Who? - Who the fuck doesn't want me? - Who would want you? - My breath smells like shmeck, my like, come on! - Oh my God. 1025 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:36,220 Clean your dick and wash your fucking mouth up. - Oh, I do. - Cool. 1026 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:44,420 - Is that why you washed my mouth? - I can't even say it, 'cause it's so cool. - It's so gross. - It is gross. - I thought you liked it. 1027 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:49,300 - I don't know anybody that would like that. - I thought you liked it. - But you like cheese. 1028 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:58,980 - I like ham. - But I did-- - This is the most important thing. - If I didn't have cheese, I would have just been in the fucking second lecture doing it. - But I, I'm really-- - You gave me like a headache. - Oh my God. 1029 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:02,020 - I just, I just want you back, I know I fucked up. 1030 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:31,980 - I just want you back, I'm not leaving, I'm just gonna chill here until then. - Well, you're not gonna get dinner with us. - Yeah, so, let's chill here. - You know what, you guys can go to dinner. - What's up? - I'll sit, I'll sit here, and I'll wait, and I'll keep you aside in the bedroom. - You'll keep my side of the bedroom? - Yeah. - I pretty god, you'll lay in my bed with your dirty ass. - I'll wash it. I'll wash it. - You'll wash your ass in the sheets? - I'll wash my body with your favorite sink. - Oh my God. 1031 00:35:31,980 --> 00:36:01,940 - Not my favorite, you know, the soap. - Weird, I can't help it. - You're weird all the time. - You can be here in the first place. - Because he's like, just kinda cute, he's just an asshole. - What do you guys think about me? Like, we'll go out to dinner, like, this one's good. - I'm going to the steak house. - I, I, I, I, I think that would be a great idea if we did that. I too believe like this. - It's a week. - It's a dinner for two though. - Yeah, dinner for three, yes. - Dinner for two. - You, you, and me. - Oh my God. - Dinner for three, you, you, and me. You know what I mean? 1032 00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:07,600 So it'd be good, but I'm gonna do it here you ladies make up your mind 1033 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:29,200 a dinner I just I messed up once it would never happen again never coming again 1034 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,920 - This is so bad. - Dina, stop. 1035 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,440 Look, you have some nice tits too. 1036 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,280 - Oh my god. 1037 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,120 (laughing) 1038 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,120 - You're such a jerk. - You are such a jerk. 1039 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,960 - What? 1040 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,560 We're not dating, sure. - I miss you so much. 1041 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,400 I miss you so much. 1042 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,800 Ugh, Ili. 1043 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,560 You don't even have, like, the ob-da- 1044 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,840 You don't have the coof to spell it out. 1045 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,000 You hit me with an I on one. - You didn't even know 1046 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,900 what that means, right? 1047 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:50,680 Remember he's a great behind. - He's a great behind. 1048 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,520 (laughing) 1049 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,560 That's kinda fucked up. 1050 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,440 - I'm 1051 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,820 less. 1052 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,160 - Yes, just count it out. - I can't. 1053 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,240 I'm too dumb. - Count it out. 1054 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:03,200 - I'm too stupid. - Just know from Cavie later. 1055 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,440 - I know. - I'm too stupid. 1056 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,880 That's why I cheated in, 1057 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,700 but at least I have accountability, you know? 1058 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:10,040 - So you're not being accountable. 1059 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,660 - She tried to say repeatedly, - She tried to say not. 1060 00:37:11,660 --> 00:37:13,760 - like, you repeatedly tried to say in this argument- 1061 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,280 - Okay. - That you didn't cheat. 1062 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,760 - All right, I did. 1063 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,140 - Okay, so you acknowledge it? 1064 00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:19,440 - Yes. - So why are you here? 1065 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,560 - Because I wanna say I'm sorry. 1066 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,400 - Oh my god. - And I wanna make it. 1067 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,440 - You said you're sorry. - And I wanna make it. 1068 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,120 - It's been exhausted, like. 1069 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,460 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1070 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,300 Please. - I can't listen. 1071 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,860 That means, like, make it. - I had her. 1072 00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:35,000 - He's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry. 1073 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,600 Like. - I'm sorry. 1074 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,040 - Fuck. - If you were so sorry, 1075 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,080 why did you do it? 1076 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,920 - That's what I'm saying. 1077 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,440 If you knew, if you, 1078 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,600 you probably thought that you were smart enough 1079 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,380 to get away with it, but you're not even smart enough 1080 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:48,240 to pass the fucking classes you're in. 1081 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:49,080 (Alyssa groans) 1082 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:49,920 - Fuck, dude! 1083 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,760 - Oh, I mean they are special classes. 1084 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,720 Because you are not up to par with the rest of our class. 1085 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,360 - What do you mean, they're special classes, 1086 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,840 meaning that they're more special than yours. 1087 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,760 - Specialer? - They're more special. 1088 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,220 They're more special than yours. 1089 00:38:07,220 --> 00:38:09,920 - My god. - So, yeah. 1090 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,000 - You really are so stupid. - What do you mean? 1091 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,660 I'm in the special class. 1092 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,740 - You're in the special class. 1093 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:19,280 - You're just in a regular class, like. 1094 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,260 And you think you're better than me? 1095 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:24,120 - You're in a regular class. - You're a grade behind us. 1096 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,840 - Oh my god. - Get a load of this one. 1097 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,920 - You haven't been responding to my letters, 1098 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,220 are you fucking mad? - Yo. 1099 00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:30,940 - Of course she's fucking mad! 1100 00:38:30,940 --> 00:38:34,000 - Yes, I had to fuck Maddie so I could pass the test. 1101 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 If I don't pass the test, 1102 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,800 I'm not gonna be in the same grade as you guys. 1103 00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,400 - What the fucking essays were that right there? 1104 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,120 - And I wanna be with you for the rest of my life. 1105 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,340 - Hey buddy, what did you even say? 1106 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,880 - Read it, read it. 1107 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,280 - I can't even read it, it's so stupid. 1108 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,240 Like, what even is this? - Don't say that. 1109 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,360 - I'm staring at your laundry today. 1110 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,200 Waiting for you to show up. - You know how much time 1111 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,620 and effort I put into that? - I don't know why, 1112 00:38:56,620 --> 00:39:00,600 but every time I see you, I get this stupid smile on my face 1113 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:01,520 and it won't go away. 1114 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:02,640 Did you have a smile on your face 1115 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,940 when you were fucking Maddie, 1116 00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:06,000 when you were cheating on your fucking girlfriend? 1117 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,100 - I didn't, I didn't think about it. 1118 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:10,120 - Oh. - I didn't think about it. 1119 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,260 - You probably think I'm adored for writing this, 1120 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:15,520 but I just wanted to say that you make every day 1121 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,160 at school something to look forward to. 1122 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:21,120 - She does, and you do, and you do, and you do, and you do. 1123 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,920 I look forward to you every day, always bring your ass coffee, 1124 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,000 some fucking donuts or some shit. 1125 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,200 - This is the time to isolate you and manipulate you. 1126 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,040 - I want you to come on, so. - I know your best friend, 1127 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,840 Venus, doesn't like me. - She doesn't. 1128 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:35,800 - I'll kiss her ass while she's farting. 1129 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,280 - Oh my God. - That's honestly fucking hilarious 1130 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,100 to think about. - That's so weird. 1131 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:44,040 - Venus doesn't like you because you're a dickhead. 1132 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,800 Like if you acted right, none of her friends 1133 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,200 would have issues with you. - What do you mean? 1134 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,400 - But you come here and then you argue with me 1135 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,040 and then you argue with my friend. 1136 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,800 Because she's arguing with me, this is supposed to be me 1137 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,900 and you, a conversation between the both of us, 1138 00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:59,200 and I don't know why, she's yelling at me. 1139 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,280 - Oh my God. - She could have at least 1140 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,760 had the audacity to say, you know what I mean, 1141 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,240 hear me out and then you can come and say something. 1142 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,720 - Let's see yours. - Because all you guys are reading, 1143 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,480 all you guys know is just what you guys have been told. 1144 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,520 Right, why didn't you confront me when you found out? 1145 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,840 - There's a video, there's nothing to confront. 1146 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,300 - Like. - In your life. 1147 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,560 - Like, look how crazy these flowers. 1148 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,380 - You've told everything to me, I'm so lucky to call you mine. 1149 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:24,080 - But you can't anymore. 1150 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,880 - Yeah, all right, there's that. 1151 00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:28,420 - What else, what else? - Let's see. 1152 00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:30,000 - You're gonna have to review them. - They're so fucking many. 1153 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,780 And they're all vines. 1154 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,840 - I love you. - Wasted a fucking tree. 1155 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:37,860 - I love you. - You do not. 1156 00:40:37,860 --> 00:40:40,360 - I do. - If you did, why would you? 1157 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,960 You wouldn't be doing this. 1158 00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:42,800 You know what I mean? 1159 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,380 Like you wouldn't have to. - What, what, what, what, 1160 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:46,600 what would I, what would I not be doing right now? 1161 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,120 - Fucking my own rules. - Being here at your house, 1162 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,680 trying to beg for forgiveness. 1163 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,240 Don't you think if I didn't care, 1164 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,600 I would have just been like, you know what? 1165 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,560 Yeah, I was caught, there's a video, 1166 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,140 everyone was running a train on that slut, whatever. 1167 00:40:58,140 --> 00:40:59,380 Let me finish- - Now you're telling me 1168 00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:01,800 that everybody was running a train, so what's the story then? 1169 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,040 - Listen, listen, right? 1170 00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,540 I could have just been like, you know what, you know what, 1171 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:08,020 I was gonna go and be single, I just got caught. 1172 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:09,360 I just got- - Yeah, but you showed you 1173 00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:10,940 and her. - Well, yeah. 1174 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:12,780 - Well, yeah. - Because everybody 1175 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,360 was doing it, so it's pure pressure. 1176 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,880 But anyways, that's not the point. 1177 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,480 The point is I'm here to beg for your forgiveness. 1178 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,640 Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. - Stop? No, 1179 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,240 like can you stop talking? - This is how much you mean to me. 1180 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,640 - Like mean to me. - Can you please stop talking? 1181 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,960 - This is how much you mean to me. - Ew. 1182 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,280 Please shut up. - You know what? 1183 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,280 I'm here to talk to you, right? - So first, 1184 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,480 it was a train, the video showed otherwise. 1185 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,440 - Well, yeah. - I'm sorry, 1186 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,840 you're accountable, but you still aren't really accountable. 1187 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:40,100 - I was drunk, it was a train, someone set up a camera. 1188 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:43,340 - It's not an excuse. - Like, and now I'm here, 1189 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,100 you know, I could have just been like, fuck it, whatever. 1190 00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,760 You know what I mean? - That probably would have been 1191 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,400 a better idea. - And just moved on. 1192 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,680 You don't mean that. - Honestly, like why would you come here 1193 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,080 after knowing that you did me dirty? - Because I want to clean it up. 1194 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,160 - Because that guy, he's fucking stupid. He's just so fucking stupid. 1195 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,280 Like I'm here to talk another fucking second. - An apology is not a cleaner. 1196 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:06,080 - It was supposed to be a better apology, but and Venus, 1197 00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,300 I apologize for, you know what I mean? For being an asshole to you. 1198 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:11,200 - I don't hear you fucking apologize. - You're a bullshitter. 1199 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:15,280 - I know, I don't owe you an apology, but I'm sorry for being rude to you. 1200 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,640 - You do owe me an apology. - But listen, I'm sorry. 1201 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:23,120 - You, you tried to put it on her in front of me, and you're acting like there's anything to like save her. 1202 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,880 - It's not my fault, you know what I mean? Look at the way she was looking at me. 1203 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:34,380 - She was looking at you with hate. - I kind of like that. 1204 00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:38,840 - But you know, it's not even about that though. - My god, I can't believe him. 1205 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,300 - Like you think I'm a fuckboy, damn piece of shit. I'm not. I'm a good guy. 1206 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,200 - You're a good guy. - I just messed up. 1207 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:53,000 - Yeah, good guys cheat on his fucking girlfriend. I'm like, good guys would never. A good guy wouldn't do that. 1208 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,880 - A good guy would admit to it though, and that's what I'm doing. That's why I'm here. 1209 00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:01,680 - You had to be talked into admitting it. - Exactly. 1210 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:07,220 - I walked here in this heat, it was 109 degrees. - That sounds like you talked. 1211 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:10,600 - I walked three miles in this. - And you didn't even want to change. 1212 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,240 - Well walk three more miles. - You were back. - Trying to get away. 1213 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,140 - As long as you come with me. - Oh my god, I'm not going anywhere. 1214 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:21,440 - I'll walk longer than three miles. - I'm sure you would. 1215 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,440 - I'll drive my balls across fucking hot coal streams if you wanted me to. 1216 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,440 - And you can do that and I still probably won't for you. - Please. 1217 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:34,480 - But it would be really funny to watch. Maybe that would be... - I'll do it. We can schedule. 1218 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:38,820 - Yeah, that would go viral. - Yeah, that would get way more than you'd like. 1219 00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:43,640 - Reviews for every fucking view for every inch of this con. That's so funny. 1220 00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:48,880 - It was just, it was an accident. I really didn't mean to do any of that, you know what I mean. 1221 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:54,200 And like I literally came here to try to re-kinderloop, to try to make it better. 1222 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,800 Because I know that I fucked up. You know, I was drunk, you know, that's not an excuse. 1223 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,120 But I came here to try to make things better because like I can't lose you. You know? 1224 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:09,800 - You gave yourself the opportunity to lose me with one fucking other person. - Exactly. 1225 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,560 - That's crazy work to come here and be like "I can't lose you." 1226 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,560 - But I was drunk. I was drunk. - And then to like in the same breath, fucker. 1227 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:22,160 - You don't understand what it's like to be a guy. - I sure as fuck don't, 'cause I would never be so bad. 1228 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:26,240 - That's drunk. You know what I mean. - Oh, God, it's drunk. My God. - Oh, no. 1229 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:31,240 - It's the hardest thing in the world to keep his dick in his pants. Who could ever think of something like that? 1230 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:35,480 - It's not even, it's not even that though. Like, you know what I mean? Like... - It's so... 1231 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,080 - Why would I just like go into the bathroom and be it off when I could just go and you know what I mean? 1232 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:44,440 - Yeah, find a fucking warm home, huh? - When I thought it was you. - Oh my God. - But it wasn't. 1233 00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:49,600 - You literally could've just jerked off. I would've had more respect for you had you taken care of yourself. 1234 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:54,880 As opposed to using some random chick at a party that's apparently now your tutor who got a train ride on her. 1235 00:44:54,880 --> 00:45:01,840 - Well, yeah. Like I said before, I make love to you. - Oh my God. - I just fucked her. I used her. She's nothing to me. 1236 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:07,120 - She's absolutely nothing. She's worthless. You know? - Uh huh. - You're worth something. 1237 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:12,360 - Well, it was worth enough to you to be so concerned with your grade that you felt the need to fuck your tutor. - Well yeah. 1238 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:21,520 - Well, worth something. - I had to give the D to get the A's. - You're nothing. - I had to give the D to get the A's. I had to get the D to get the A's. 1239 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:30,960 - Yeah, but you failed. You failed at the class. - No, she gave me a B. - Oh my God, you didn't even get an A! - Yeah. - If she gave the D, it wasn't fucking worth the shit to be real. 1240 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,760 - I mean, I didn't... - He didn't even pass with a flying color, which means that the dick down. 1241 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,980 I forgot to write my name, so they dock points. 1242 00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:42,360 Oh my fucking god. It's the first thing you do when you get a test. 1243 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:42,860 I know. 1244 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:44,440 How do you forget to write your name? What is it? 1245 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,320 You're so dumb! You deserve better! 1246 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:46,820 Because I'm- 1247 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:50,180 You deserve a guy who's gonna be at a bare minimum, writing his fucking name on his test and take it. 1248 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,980 I forgot because I was thinking about you. 1249 00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:54,060 What the fuck? 1250 00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:54,980 I was thinking about you. 1251 00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:56,340 You were thinking about me! 1252 00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:58,920 I almost wrote- I almost wrote your name. I almost wrote your name. 1253 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,780 Thinking about me when you were taking your test. Thinking about me. 1254 00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:03,620 That's what I gotta be. 1255 00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:06,940 Thinking about me when you were making a poor decision that you knew would affect you. 1256 00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:09,160 I didn't think it was gonna affect me. 1257 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,140 Why? Did you think I wasn't gonna find out? 1258 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:11,960 Because- No. 1259 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,800 No, he didn't think it would affect you. 1260 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:18,040 I told you. I'm insecure about myself. I'm insecure about myself. 1261 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:18,540 Obviously, there's- 1262 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:23,280 You're so fucking beautiful and then for like a guy like me to be with you is just- 1263 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:29,540 Wow, where was the same energy when you were gassing yourself up talking about, "Oh, you know who I am"? 1264 00:46:29,540 --> 00:46:37,380 Because I just wanted to boost my ego, but I'm just insecure. You know what I mean? That's why I did it. 1265 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:47,300 Because I wanted to feel special. But you made me feel special. You made me feel special. You know? It's just like, it's just like come on. 1266 00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:59,060 Like, I mean, I know I fucked up. Like all I want is just you. I just want you back. I just want you back. That's it. I just want us. I want us. I want what we had. I want- you know what I mean? 1267 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:10,020 What we could've been. Yeah, what we could've been. You know what I mean? What we can't still be. You and me forever. Literally till eternity, my love. 1268 00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:14,900 My God, please. Till eternity. You can even keep your dick in your pants for a month. 1269 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:36,740 Mm-hmm. I can be sorry. Did I ever do that? Did I ever do that? Someone so great, so amazing like you? Maybe you better shut the fuck up, please. Did I ever do that? Now I fucked up? You did it to yourself. Really. I'm gonna hold my breath. Hold your breath till your face turns purple. What the fuck? 1270 00:47:36,740 --> 00:47:39,940 (Vinny breathes heavily) 1271 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,540 (Vinny wheezes) 1272 00:47:42,540 --> 00:47:44,060 - You better breathe your pops out, 1273 00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:45,900 or then I can't fucking deal with you. 1274 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:47,600 How am I going to pick up a grown man, 1275 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,020 and take him out of my house? 1276 00:47:49,020 --> 00:47:49,680 (Vinny wheezes) 1277 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,800 That's pretty sick, right? 1278 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,160 - I'm so sorry. 1279 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,820 (Vinny wheezes) 1280 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:57,280 I'm sorry. 1281 00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,100 - You can be sorry, but like, 1282 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,060 whenever you are, you need to do that, 1283 00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:02,260 and get the fuck out of my house. 1284 00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:03,820 - I need you. 1285 00:48:03,820 --> 00:48:05,660 I need you, and I can't. 1286 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:06,820 (Vinny wheezes) 1287 00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:07,780 I can't live without you. 1288 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:08,760 - Oh my God. 1289 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,900 - And you don't look at me, you don't wanna talk to me. 1290 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:12,700 You don't like me, you stupid. 1291 00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:15,160 - I'm not even going to give you the courtesy of 1292 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,380 leaving you in that while you do this pathetic triangle shit. 1293 00:48:18,380 --> 00:48:20,800 - Please, please, please, please. 1294 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,100 Tays, please. 1295 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:23,020 - No, fine. 1296 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,340 Go, get out. 1297 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,180 Get out. 1298 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:28,020 - Please. 1299 00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:28,840 - Get out of my house. 1300 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,620 Get out, she's like, "Fuck out." 1301 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:32,460 - Fuck. 1302 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,200 (Vinny grunts) 1303 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,440 What a loser. 1304 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,280 - Oh God. 1305 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,120 - Oh God. 1306 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,540 (upbeat music) 1307 00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:45,900 [MUSIC PLAYING] 94685