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(TurboScribe.ai tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) Hey guys, this is our commercial for our

brand new B&B with hot new amenities.

Come and join us, enjoy everything we have

to offer and give us a good review

because I know 100% you'll enjoy all

of it.

It will definitely not disappoint in any way.

We promise.

What do you think of the new photos?

I think they're great, but I think it's

the new amenities that we offer, you know,

the hot amenities.

Yes, possibly.

But, I mean, we've also got a ton

of new items like the kitchen table, the

pool table and the pool.

Yeah, you're right.

We already have three customers and they love

it.

So, yes, they've given us the five star

review.

Yes.

So you can turn that front upside down.

You got this girl.

But speaking of that, our next guest is

going to be here pretty soon.

Oh, yeah.

What time is he supposed to be here?

In like the next five minutes.

You should probably go get ready.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good idea.

Yeah, I'll walk in right now.

Oh, wow.

Actually, it's really nice here.

Spacious.

I wish you were here to enjoy this,

too.

I mean, sure.

Totally.

Another time we'll rent it out together.

Yeah, well, I read that there's something about

special amenities, so I'm kind of excited to

figure out what that's about.

So, but I think I'm going to kind

of just relax during my downtime.

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Oh, wow.

Nice bedroom.

Where is he?

I think he went to the other room.

Yeah, are you sure this is cool?

Yes, yes, we are definitely doing this.

Okay, let's do this.

Okay.

Come on, hurry.

Yes, it's going to work.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm positive.

Okay, okay, let's do this.

Okay, there you go.

Oh, this is going to be fun.

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

Welcome to the B&B.

We hope you enjoy the place and our

special amenities.

Wi-Fi password 696969.

Have a great stay.

So, uh, you're an amenity?

Yes, I'm here for you.

Is it cheating if she's just an amenity?

Oh, yeah.

That's pretty nice of her.

But I'm happily married.

I mean, if Jack Norff's not cheating, it's...

I don't know.

I feel like my wife would be upset

with me if I...

It's just like maybe I just bought a

flashlight or something.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Wow, these are some special amenities.

I mean, you're sort of taking them with

me.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, man.

Special amenities.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

I can't do this.

I just can't wrap my head around this.

He's almost there, he's almost there.

Go get him.

Under the table, go ahead.

Come on, come on.

Go.

Come on.

I can't move.

This has got to be a trick or

something.

Is my wife setting me up?

Is it cheating?

What the fuck?

She's hot.

This has got to be a trick.

My wife must be setting me up or

something.

Let's just trust me.

I don't know.

I'm pretty hot, though.

Whoa.

Hello?

Hi, I'm Mandy.

Hi, Mandy.

I heard you're trying out our new features.

I guess.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Really good features.

How are you enjoying them so far?

Really, really good.

Stop, stop.

Stop for a second.

Just need to think.

You're gorgeous.

I'm married.

I don't know if this is really...

I don't think I can be doing this.

Is there anything that I can get you

or help you?

Some coffee and a minute to think.

Okay, I can do that.

Give me just a moment.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

So, how's it going?

I think it's going okay.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Awesome.

How's Nicky?

I think he's warming up to it.

I think he's enjoying himself.

Come on, Nicky, you can do this.

I don't know if I should be doing

this.

I feel like I'm cheating.

Oh, don't be such a pussy.

Nicky?

Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky.

So, you know we have a booking in

three days, right?

Yeah, I know.

You're still staying here for the three days,

right?

Yes, that's the plan.

Okay.

Yeah, we have a booking on the 14th.

I don't know if I should be doing

this.

Oh, look, we just got another email.

We have another booking.

Awesome.

Yes.

See, we're turning this all around.

Oh, yeah.

So, I'm sure we're going to get a

five-star rating, right?

Yes, right?

We're going to get a five-star rating?

Yeah, definitely.

Yes.

I knew you couldn't resist me when I

unbuttoned my bodysuit.

And you saw the pussy.

I guessed.

Oh, you're going to be so surprised.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, our next guest is three females.

Oh, awesome.

Yay.

Yeah, we haven't had those in a while.

I know, I can't wait.

I'm excited for that one.

So, Nicky, did you bring your swim trunks?

Yeah, yeah, I did.

Okay, because you'll be going to the pool

tomorrow.

Yeah, that's great.

I can't wait to use the pool here.

It's really nice looking.

And it's heated.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, so it doesn't get cold, even when

the sun goes down.

We're going to have so much fun.

Oh, we haven't told them the best part.

The lights by the pool.

We have a little swim-up bar.

They're so awesome.

You're going to love it, Nicky.

That's cool, a swim-up bar.

And the surround sound outside connects to the

lights by the pool.

Really?

Oh, you don't want that sort of beat.

We love it.

Don't you love it, Nicky?

I'm loving it.

We like to tell people that skinny dipping

is a lot of fun.

Really?

Yeah, skinny dipping is always a lot of

fun.

Yes.

Maybe I won't bother with my swimsuit then,

save on the laundry.

Yes, I think that sounds like a good

plan.

What do you think?

I think we'll go naked in skinny dipping.

Yeah.

Oh, look, we got another review.

Yes?

Yes.

It says good hospitality.

Oh, I bet.

The ladies are pretty hospitable.

You have no idea.

Oh, and it looks like we're also getting

more clicks.

Awesome.

Oh, fuck, that's the wife.

Yeah, hey, what's up?

No, no, I wasn't working out.

I just, you know, I ran out of

breath because I was running to the phone.

No, no, no, nothing, you know, nothing out

of the ordinary, you know, pretty normal.

You know, B&B.

Um, yeah, I was just like, actually, I

was gonna go take a nap.

Yeah, yeah, you know, just, uh.

I'm taking it easy a little bit.

I'm going to travel today, so.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I am.

I really am.

Oh.

You know the old-fashioned way.

Yes, yes.

Which is the best way.

Yeah.

Let him sleep for a little bit, and

then we'll wake him up.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

The Naomi special.

You know it.

Yes.

All right.

I can't wait.

Me either.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

We brought you breakfast in bed.

And the Naomi wake-up call at 10

a.m. I hope you're okay with this.

Just peachy.

Yeah?

I hope you like it.

It's always a surprise, but a never-disappoint.

Oh, yeah.

This is my favorite part.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh, fuck.

I'll go grab it.

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't get it.

That's my wife.

Just bring it to me, okay?

Okay.

I'll be right back.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Isn't that good?

Yeah?

Do you like our wake-up special?

Here you go.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, baby.

Um, yeah.

D-M-N-D-Zero.

Very interesting.

Yeah.

Yeah, um, let's talk about it later, alright?

Yeah, yeah, let me just get up, alright?

I'll call you, I'll call you back.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

She definitely knows.

Why would you say that?

Yeah.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

It's so good.

You enjoying that, Nicky?

I'm definitely enjoying that.

Yeah?

I think you like our amenities.

I think so, too.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Really are some amazing amenities.

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Isn't it a good morning?

Oh, it's a very good morning.

Yeah.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh, I think I heard the phone.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Do you want to check?

I'll go check.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, so.

Oh, do you remember John?

I do.

He was our very first customer.

I know.

So, he wants to book us again for

the next three days, after the girls, I

guess.

Really?

Schedule them, yes.

Oh, he's the one that gave our very

first review of our new special.

I know.

Loved it.

Oh.

Are you going to leave us a review?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you better.

A good one, too.

Yes.

Very good one.

I'm excited for the girls to come.

Me, too.

Yes.

Hopefully, they like our deal.

Yeah, I'm sure they will.

He is.

Yeah.

Aw.

I have a feeling we'll get a nice

review.

Yes, we're working on it.

We've talked to the house cleaners, right?

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

We've got to make sure they're ahead on

their game.

I know.

It's already scheduled.

Don't worry about it.

Okay.

You know me.

I like attention to detail.

I know.

How's Nicky doing?

Oh, yeah.

I think he's doing okay.

I think so, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

Aw.

This will turn on watching you two.

Oh, maybe he's going to have to come

over to you.

I mean, if you want.

Definitely.

My wake-up girl?

Absolutely.

Yes, your wake-up girl.

Should I take some sexy pictures for our

romanities?

No, I think you should probably just put

the phone down.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's try this one.

Hey there.

Your wake-up girl.

My wake-up girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we're working on our reviews, though.

Yes.

Oh, yes, Nicky.

Wow.

Are you having fun?

Oh, so much fun.

Are you having fun?

It feels so good.

He's getting the best of the amenities.

Yeah.

The best.

Are you enjoying it?

Oh, yeah.

What do you think?

Are you enjoying it?

Doesn't she have a nice, pretty pussy?

Oh, yeah, she does.

I think he's enjoying it.

Yes.

Hopefully, it was a good stay.

I think so.

You're going to get your good reviews.

Yes.

It's a stay.

This stay is great.

I think I'm starting to like these amenities.

I'm so glad.

I've got a trip next summer.

I think I might come by this way.

Yeah, I'd be offended if you didn't book

with us.

We'd be ready for you.

I'm definitely going to book with you.

You get over here.

I want to be right in this.

Okay.

Yeah.

Are you going to help?

Yes.

It's so hot.

Oh, hot.

So, what else should we offer?

Let me think.

Oh, we could do like a naked shower.

Yes.

Give them a bath naked.

That is a good idea.

A special spa.

Here, lift up a little bit.

Oh, that feels so good.

I mean, you can't beat this.

It's a two for one.

That's so good.

You get the best of both worlds.

Two best friends.

The best business partner ever.

How are you doing, Nikki?

I'm doing so good.

Enjoying the ride?

I'm enjoying the ride.

I'm definitely enjoying it.

I can tell.

Speaking about the naked showers, what about if

we get a few more bookings and we

go on vacation to Hawaii?

We've talked about it.

Yes, that's a great idea.

I think it would be a lot of

fun.

I think we could have maybe four more

bookings and we can do it.

Okay.

Yeah, let's definitely plan for that.

Yes.

You're the vacation queen, so you plan it.

I'll just show up.

Oh, you know where we should go?

I've been there a couple times.

Maui.

Yes.

Yes.

It's so beautiful.

You'll enjoy it.

I'm enjoying this, so I can only imagine

what trouble we can get into in Hawaii.

Nothing like two best friends.

Exactly.

In Hawaii.

And stay in somebody else's B&B.

Right?

Wow.

Maybe we can find a special B&B

there.

I'm really enjoying this.

Hey, Nicky.

Are you okay?

I'm great.

Did you just come?

Oh, yeah.

Isn't that kind of part of the amenities?

Now are you getting the hang of it?

Yeah.

I'm so glad you're enjoying it.

So much.

Are you ready to book your next trip?

Almost.

Almost.

Almost.

Where else can you get amenities like this?

Very true.

How did you get all of this?

Oh, yeah.

Get over here.

Oh, yeah.

This is good.

Fuck.

Nice and wet.

Can't wait for our next client.

Nicky, I'm sorry you can't come with us.

We're keeping this business all professional.

Yeah.

It's going to be weird, though.

Renting.

Yeah.

Usually we're the ones renting to others.

Exactly.

You know what else we can do?

What is it?

We can rent a car.

Oh, fuck.

God, that's so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Rent a car.

Go get fruit.

Oh, Nicky.

Oh, gosh.

Yes.

I love the fact that you are enjoying

it just as much as he is.

Oh, I know.

That's good customer service.

Yes.

When both parties are enjoying the outcome.

Yes.

I think that's the point, isn't it?

Oh, God.

Now, Naomi, you are having way too much

fun.

I know.

I'm sorry.

I'll keep it professional.

All right.

I hope so.

Why don't you get on all fours, Naomi?

Yeah.

I'm going to check the listings real quick,

okay?

You stay here.

I will.

Enjoy yourself.

So, what's going on?

I think we have another one booked for

two months.

Oh, two months?

Yeah.

They are coming from out of town and

they are renting it for two months.

Oh.

That's great.

I think we are getting filled up real

fast.

Yes.

I think so, too.

Everyone is reading the reviews.

That's awesome.

We are getting great reviews.

I can tell.

Yes.

It's making a huge difference.

That's a fucking core in the ass.

See?

Hawaii is going to come before we know

it.

I know.

Look, I'm going to come before you know

it.

Yes.

As soon as this Yeah.

As soon as they finish booking it for

the two months, we can probably go.

To be completely honest.

That's a great idea.

I'll start looking at flights.

Yeah.

So, two months.

That's not like a scam.

They've already put half of the deposit down.

Oh, really?

That's awesome.

Yeah, you know no refunds.

You know all of my spots.

Oh, of course I do.

Yes.

So, Hawaii it is, right?

Hawaii it is.

Girls trip.

I know.

I can't wait.

Remember the last trip we went on?

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

That is exactly.

So, did the girls already put down their

deposit?

They already paid completely for it.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Everybody so far that's already booked has paid

and then half of the non-refundable deposit.

The security deposit?

Yes.

Did you hear the good news?

You know, my motto, baby.

Come again and tell a friend.

I have always loved that motto and it

never seems to fill.

I know.

Keep going.

That definitely feels so good.

I am excited for the fresh fruit and

you know what the fresh fruit does to

us.

I know.

Makes it sweeter.

Exactly.

I didn't know we could get sweeter though.

You definitely know my spots.

I am your best friend.

Exactly.

The benefits.

Mm-hmm.

I am so excited for our trip.

I know.

I am so excited that we are getting

all these listings.

Me too.

That's amazing, right?

Yes.

And that people are already planning for long

extended stays.

Perfect.

That's what we wanted.

Yeah, that's what we were hoping for.

This is a perfect idea.

I am having so much fun.

I am as well.

I love all these bookings.

Me too.

We are getting filled up real fast.

I know.

It's all the good reviews.

It is.

Metaphorically and realistically.

And I remember the special amenities.

Yes.

Yes.

That is the cellar I think.

Yeah.

I know.

Well, can you not give us a good

review, right?

Exactly.

Come back again.

Yes.

I am just waiting for more to double

book.

We brought breakfast to bed in a whole

new word.

You know my motto.

First come, first serve.

You and your mottos.

You never fail.

I can't wait for our trip.

What kind of money do they use in

Hawaii?

Our money?

It's the same country.

Oh, yeah.

You're right.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

I love your ass.

I love all the new clients I'm getting.

Oh my goodness.