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I know, I know. I look like a creep entering a stranger's house. But hear me out. I suspect my wife is cheating on me. Maybe it's not on purpose. You see, she has a weird tic.

Whenever someone touches her ass, she becomes super horny and let anyone free use her. I thought I struck gold when I married her, and I did. But I think her secret tic became public.

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My wife's phone. Seems like the Find My Phone app came in handy. Now, what is he doing here? Looks like her trainer found out about her tic. I can't believe he's free using her.

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Now we're also gonna do something called some bootstrappers.

So now just get on and you're gonna hold your feet,

squat, stay straight up, squat, just like that.

Yeah, there we go.

Now fully extend all the way up.

Yeah, just like that.

All the way down.

Uh-huh, perfect, all the way up.

And all the way down.

There you go.

Perfect.

All right, we're gonna continue on

with some of the stretching and the working out, okay?

Just continue with our normal programming

and we'll be very quickly done with it, okay?

Just do what we normally do,

and we'll get that really good workout in, okay?

All right, there we go, that's perfect.

Everything's feeling good, you're not feeling so tired

or anything like that, right?

- No, no, it's perfect. - Okay, perfect.

All right, good.

We're not training too hard today, are we?

Everything's just right?

Okay, yeah, that's it, that's good.

Uh-huh, just like that.

Yeah, you know? - Mm-hmm.

- And we'll go just like that.

Some arm circles, now let's get some air squats in.

I'll come down with you, okay?

There we go.

Perfect, just like that.

There we go.

There we go.

Perfect.

Oh yeah, that's so good.

There we go, oh yeah.

Perfect.

Just like that.

Uh-huh, that's it.

That was a perfect squat, yes?

Uh-huh, let me get in here.

Yeah, just like that, I hope you're out too.

Nothing like an assist on a squat.

There we go, uh-huh.

Yeah, just like that, uh-huh.

Down low, up high.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm, just like that.

Oh, that's so good. - Yes.

- Oh my God, look at that.

Yeah, I feel like your legs are getting really good burn-off.

- Oh, yeah, they are.

- All right, let's just stop and do a couple more stretches.

Let's touch your toes again.

There we go, uh-huh.

Oh yeah, just like that, uh-huh, up and then back down.

Oh yeah, and then back up.

Yeah, and then back down.

Oh yeah, just like that, I hope you stretch out really well.

Uh-huh, gonna wiggle a little bit, uh-huh, there we go.

Yeah, okay, yeah.

All right, you know, I think I need a little bit of a closer look at your squats,

so what I'm gonna do is just gonna lay down and have you squat over me, okay?

- Okay.

- You know, actually, before I do that, I should do something else.

It's always good if you just do everything here freely.

I learned that doing squats like this,

you're able to get a deeper stretch in, okay?

Okay.

A couple squats, there we go, up, down, up, down, yeah, just like that.

Hold, come down and hold.

Deeper, deeper, uh-huh, there we go.

Mmmmm.

And up, five more, one, there we go.

Two, there we go, three, there we go, four, and five, hold.

And up, there we go, there we go, two, there we go.

Oh yeah, just like that, perfect, uh-huh, there we go.

Okay, yeah, just like that, nice and nice, yeah.

Hold.

Mmmmm.

And up, there we go, there we go, all right.

Okay, why don't we take a little rest for the squats.

See you're slowing down a little bit.

I just wanna be stretching back out again, okay?

Get those legs a rest.

All right.

I'm just gonna come back here just to massage these legs,

just like that, uh-huh, and come over here.

(exhales)

Give you a good massage, uh-huh.

There, just back and forth.

(exhales)

And back, there we go, uh-huh, there we go.

And back again, perfect, just like that, uh-huh.

Perfect, back and forth, just like that.

Oh, there, that's good, just like that, uh-huh.

Look at that, oh my God.

It's a very good form you have there.

That's very, very good, that's a very good inchworm, uh-huh.

And that's perfect, yeah, inchworms are very good

for the low back, just like that, uh-huh.

Inchworms are great, uh-huh, and then up, yeah, there we go.

Let's get it full up, let's get it fully up, there we go.

Look at that.

Oh, yeah, uh-huh.

We're just gonna hold this position,

make sure you got that back nice and arched, just like that.

There we go, that's perfect.

Yeah, cat pose, up, up and down, yeah, there we go.

Cat to cat.

There we go, uh-huh.

Oh yeah, oh, that's so nice.

Oh my God, uh-huh.

Oh, there we go, there we go, that's perfect, just like that.

You wanna hold that, keep the core nice and tight

while this is going on, it's really good for the core

and everything, perfect, uh-huh, just like that.

There we go, there we go, okay.

Oh, yeah, that's it, just like that.

That's it, oh my God.

All right, let's go all the way down again.

Get this back there.

Yeah, we're just gonna massage out that back

after that one more stretch, uh-huh, perfect, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh.

Oh, just like that, I just love that, this is so good.

Uh-huh, this is great for the butt.

This is great for the butt, this is how we get it nice

and full by massaging the muscle all over the place.

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[Groaning]

[Groans]

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Let's get back up and do some back and forth again.

Yes, this is really good for the hamstrings and the low back and the glutes.

We're going to do a full stretch here.

Oh yeah, just like that.

[Groaning]

That long back. There we go.

Right back on it.

Just like that.

Oh yeah.

That's it. Sounds like it's working.

It really does.

Uh-huh. Oh yeah.

Right there. Now hold. Hold.

There we go. Uh-huh.

Oh yeah, there we go.

[Groaning]

That's it.

Okay.

[Groaning]

That's it. How's everything feeling?

You feel good? Everything feels like it's being stretched out and everything?

I'm feeling good.

Okay, perfect. Perfect.

Let's give the legs a little bit of a rest before we move on to the next exercise, okay?

Uh-huh.

[Groaning]

Perfect. Just like that.

Yes, there we go.

Okay. Uh-huh.

[Groaning]

Okay, I feel like the legs had enough of a rest.

Let's move on to the next thing, okay?

Uh-huh.

Now I'm going to do some lunges again. I'm going to get underneath and make sure your form is just perfect.

There we go.

Alright, now I want you to lunge over me, okay? There we go. That's it.

[Footsteps]

Uh-huh. That's it. Perfect.

Uh-huh.

Now up. Uh-huh.

[Groaning]

Just like that. Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Now back and forth.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Just like that. Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah.

Let's switch legs.

There we go.

Uh-huh. Perfect. Just like that.

Uh-huh.

That's it.

Uh-huh.

Okay. Uh-huh.

Just like that. Uh-huh.

Back and forth. There we go.

Uh-huh.

Perfect.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Alright, and now hold right there as we get that good, deep stretch.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Are you feeling any quads?

Oh, yeah, I do.

Okay, that's good.

You know, I'm so glad your husband hired me and everything.

You are the perfect client for exactly what I do here.

Oh, thank you.

He's not going to be home anytime soon, right?

Uh, I don't know.

Okay.

Just want to make sure because sometimes those husbands can be a pest.

Especially when they see their wife being trained.

Okay, I think we're getting closer. That sounds about right.

There we go.

Uh-huh, okay.

It seems like you're going through it right now.

That's perfect. That means the workout's almost done.

Oh, okay, yeah.

You're feeling that burn now. There we go.

That burn is getting there. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Alright.

Alright, seems like you've got the burn complete.

Seems like our workout here is done.

Alright, hopefully everything went according to plan.

I hope you like it.

Yes, thank you.

I'll be back next week same time. Okay?

Okay.

There.

I can't believe it.

Someone figured it out and looks like she loves recording herself.

It's not the only one. I can't believe it.

This time with our boss? My God.

How many men know about her tick?

Yes.

Well, I was looking for it.

I'll be right back.

How's this quality of working?

You're more subscribed to it?

I think it's because more on social media is not good for the body.

More on social media?

Yeah.

Two of the pain stuff all in the crony.

There's no money at all.

Is it too real to be my office or maybe it's called so much already.

I don't know what they were saying.

Alright, guys.

I'm going to go.

I feel like...

I feel like I'm going to forget it.

I speak with my stress.

Sometimes I think about holidays, you know?

Hey, what are you doing?

No, I'm doing it.

So I was saying, sometimes I think about holidays.

I think about having a rest.

Like seeing the nature.

It's what I want, really.

The skin is soft today.

I wish you'd post...

Yeah, keep writing stuff.

Yeah, I'm just putting down some ideas to help the social media manager.

Yeah, but all social media ask us for more money, more money all the time.

Promoting is... what does it mean, more money?

You're changing your fragrance, right?

Maybe you remember.

Yeah, they ask for more money to promoting us, promoting promotion, promotion.

There is no business.

Marketing is really important.

Yeah.

Hopefully you're here.

Sorry, guys.

I don't want to do this.

Okay, just one minute.

If you want to talk about it, maybe call me.

Way better.

I don't want you to lose my hands with your text message, please.

Thank you.

That's good, that's good.

Okay, bye.

I know you were hard for me, but very grateful for that.

Oh, thank you, boss.

And I know I can be, like, really stressed, so...

It can be bad sometimes.

You know, like you...

I feel really appreciated, boss, thank you.

No, not really, that's it.

Sometimes I feel... I don't want to be mean sometimes.

I'm just... I'm so stressed.

You have a hard position, boss.

I'm glad I can help you if you're less stressed.

Yeah, you can help because you understand me.

That's priceless.

Yeah, for sure, I need your service.

I see, yeah.

I seem better when you're here.

Oh, God, our cooperation is really good for business.

You know, this guy, Mr Anderson, he's always texting me about...

The diet, sorry, the lunch we're supposed to have together, but...

I don't feel that guy.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Yeah, just be focusing.

You know, boss, we should really start to worry about taxes

because the due date is coming soon.

I had a phone call this morning...

and, yeah, yeah, we have a great business this year, so...

Yeah, if you can make an appointment with our accountant, yeah, I'll take care of it.

I will do that, yeah.

Yeah, I will do that, but I need to be ready for...

Maybe I need to...

Maybe I need to prepare the interview for taxes.

I don't want to make any mistake.

It could cost me a lot of money if I forget something.

Yeah.

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(breathing deeply)

No.

Yes.

Hopefully you're here.

Oh, fuck it, yeah.

Oh, sorry.

No.

Oh, it's injured.

Do you think I need to prepare this interview for taxes?

Yeah, possibly.

Yeah, okay.

Yes.

Yeah, it's stressing me out.

Let's think about it.

I thought it would be well to carry it fast.

(panting)

Maybe the company needs...

needs to give more to some foundation,

or shit like that.

Maybe it's the city or the police,

something just to...

to have taxes discounted.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, we had quite a few expenses, so...

Yeah?

Yeah, there's a lot of things we can think of taxes included,

just to meet a guy, you know?

But what do you think?

If the company, not me, give some money to an association,

like charity, you know?

Just...

we can, like, have a taxes discount,

and maybe we can, like, buy a moral for the company.

You know what I mean?

Like, if you can find me an association

to protect the poor people in, I don't know,

something like that, something.

Yeah, so we can definitely discuss that

in your comments.

Well, you might, you know.

I need to find something.

Yeah.

Oh.

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You already think about...

having someone to help you.

You need someone?

You really need someone to help you?

Oh, no.

I think I can...

Yeah, we'll see in December.

I don't think we need any other...

I know.

Don't say.

I can break...

Okay.

I know I can ask a lot.

I can be really hard but I'm not against. You're good boss. I'm good? Oh thank you. Really good boss. Thank you so much.

You're a very good boss.

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[Groaning]

Oh sh... Yes. Yeah I was cleaning you because I don't want to text you about that you know.

It's a question of confidentiality. So if we can make an appointment like a lunch, no way more. Like a breakfast. Yeah. Okay.

So yes, yes. Saturday morning, 8am same place. I think I will need my secretary here, the guy you know. Yes, she's a blue man too. Yeah.

So I will come with my secretary and we'll talk about it. I don't want to text you. Okay?

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

I need to meet that old guy for golf player. Today forget it.

So everyone knows about this? What is she? Don't tell me they are free using her right now.

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Babe what the hell? You know it's my take unfortunately. I told them by mistake and I thought I was just going to laugh instead.

Is this a joke? Am I a joke to you? No babe. I just can't help it when the take is on you know. You know how it is.

They should know about your take. What the fuck? I know they shouldn't but I accidentally said it and I thought it was just going to be funny and instead. This.

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Babe how come you love this mess of free use you? You don't want me to free use you.

I don't know. I just don't control myself.

Babe stop it. Can you help yourself? Can you stop sucking dick for a second? I can't stop.

You really have to control your take man. I can't control it. It's not my fault.

You two cocks at the same time? Seriously? What's next three? No babe you know how you want your cock.

I'm not. You have two other cocks. When you kiss you want your mouth. But that's just my take. It's not like I decided it. My take did.

This is great to fucking eat. No no please babe don't be like that. You know I love you. For sure man.

You're getting seriously stuck. I know babe it's my take it's not me.

[Groaning]

I just don't know how to control it. I don't know.

If you work more I don't have to have a boss.

Really? You really suck my dick. That is not true babe. You know I love your dick and I love sucking your dick.

I'm just being jealous right now. Right. Because I'm seeing two guys ram my wife.

Yeah as I said if you let me be a home house wife you know I don't need to have a boss and now he won't be fucking me.

I'm pretty sure there's going to be fucking guys no matter where you are.

So if you train more with me you know I'm sure you will have tried to turn my dick on. If you were just training with me but you're lazy and you don't want to work out.

[Groaning]

Really? You need a boss at the same time? Are you having fun now?

So the boy found out about my dick. What can I do?

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

Please babe don't be mad at this.

Well they're free using me. There's not much I can do.

[Groaning]

So you're saying you're not going to love me anymore babe? No I'm going to say that.

Maybe there's a lot for you when this dick thing is over.

I think maybe you have something to say to your husband. I want to let you talk.

I think we have communication issues here.

Well it's my dick that I told you already. What do you want me to do? How do I stop? Don't blame your dick for everything.

It is this is just my dick babe. I only want your cock you know. You're telling me that you don't want to get fucked by you guys? No it's my dick that wants it.

Your dick makes me the wimp.

We are going through so much really I really don't think it's just your dick. As much as they know it so they keep using the dick.

You forgot my birthday dear. Was it today? Yep and you forgot last year too. No last year I didn't. You got the wrong date sweetheart. Well you know how I am. You were probably online with dick. I don't even remember what dick is you know how I am.

But I still got your birthday tonight. You know we should take turns by the eye.

It's not that I don't want to. I just want to use her just like this. It's not that hard. You used to pay for money. Now you're not sending it to the board like this. Your cock is afraid to get distracted. I have to pay for everything. It doesn't work.

I am working right now. You're not making any money unless you have a different profession. I am working right now. Well he's my boss. You're gonna get bangs after this? I don't know.

Sorry I'm in a better for you to have a conversation with. We'll stay behind your wall.

What should I do? Leave my job? What do you care about not fucking your boss? I told you it's my dick. He just got it off.

You boss knows about your dick so he's gonna be fucking it everyday now? I don't know. I don't have any contracts. You don't have to be fucking my wife everyday are you?

We need to take a break. I'm gonna be a personal trainer for a few years. She has no fucking... You're paying me. You're paying me. Are you giving me a discount now? No. It's not a question of that. We are not strangers.

It's better to do it with you. I'll give you a discount. It's better to do it with us. We are not strangers. Are you happy now babe? No I am not happy. This is crazy.

I do not want you to fuck your boss anymore. I guess I can fire myself then. Don't fuck your boss anymore. Well he knows about my dick.

You are supposed to put a bad boss if you think he's a dick inventor. You can't even answer me. You have a dick in your mouth. I think a few times you answered the phone it sounded a lot like this.

I want to give my wife a razor. You're gonna be fucking her. You know our marriage is getting boring. Maybe the dick is a good thing.

What you fucking different guys a good thing? You should go to couples therapy. Don't fuck me like this. Don't let me fuck you like this. You can't fuck me like this. You just don't want to. You're too lazy. You tell me you have a hard dick all the time.

Can I catch you fucking with other guys? You just don't need a hard dick. You also have to do the fucking. You're not being master since you said my dick. No that is not true. I don't know babe. You're being dramatic.

It was December. I'm sorry because you gave me the Christmas gift. That was evil. That was your Christmas gift. You're just trying to make me look bad in front of the guys. Don't you fucking fuck me.

You are such a slut. I know it's the dick. It's not the dick. I think you're a little maniac. You should go to therapy. Is there a way I can fix the dick?

Yeah so stop it right now. I can't because I don't control it. It's the dick.

I'll get it.

I'll push it. I'm going to go over here.

I'm just going to write you on the chair. What do you want me to do? Not fucking write you anywhere. I already told you I don't control it. Bullshit. It's not bullshit babe. That's not a natural disease. You know? A dick? It's no dick when you get patted on the butt. You have to fuck everyone Lucy.

I don't fuck everyone babe. You're exaggerating as usual. Just fucking... You got them. Where's my trainer? And your boss. Yeah because they both know about my tits. Where do you tell them?

So disappointing. I think we need a cup of therapy. Yeah I think we do. Rule number one. Don't fuck other guys. That's not how Terry wants babe. Lucy you going to continue fucking other guys? That's not what I said.

She's like that. It's not my... I'm going to give you something to write. Sorry yeah. Just wait a minute.

You can enjoy this. She's beautiful when she's fucked right? I told you it's just a dick. It's just a slug that likes cock. It's not mine. That's not true. You know I love your cock.

You're still too small. I never said that. Seriously sweetheart. You have to stop this. You know? I told you I don't control it. This is not acceptable. You fucking other guys. You're strong to me.

You know what I think? I think it's your fault that I developed this dick. Let's switch.

She's not wrong. How is that my fault? You know you sound the one like that when you call me. Is that what you're doing?

How can you tell me this is my fault? Look what you're doing.

You know what I think? I'm going to give you something to write. It's not true baby. It's not necessary. If you take care more of yourself you'll be able to actually fuck me.

You're eating your cardio sucks and you can't really fuck my heart. I get tired. That's why I developed this dick. You're blaming me for having to shoot you?

I'm not blaming you. I'm saying you probably have the problem that I developed this dick.

Seriously? Can you stop sucking dick? It's not your dick at all. It is my dick.

See this is why doing lunges is very important. So you can have this. You're best doing rimming right now.

I'm showing her how to do a lunge properly and this is how you do it.

Can you stop getting fucked for 5 minutes or so? I don't know how. Get out of the chair. I can't. I told you I don't control it. How can I explain it?

Of course you control it. Get out. I don't control it baby. When you get fucked. When are you going to stop? When the gout comes on you?

I don't know when the dick is off. It better be off soon. You really need to do a couple of therapies. This is not acceptable. I have it though.

I'm going to kick my ass. I don't believe you. I'm sure that the psychologist will explain it. You're being judgemental. I'm not comprehensive.

You're just judging me without trying to understand me. The dick is a serious thing baby. You have a dick inside your pussy. That's right. Yeah I have a dick. I told you.

You're not going to be able to fuck me like this guy. You're not going to have it. Because you're lazy.

[Groaning]

Come here. Just promise me you won't tell anyone else about your dick.

I won't baby. It's a promise. It's going to be our little secret. And theirs.

Yeah sure.

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