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Mommy, look. I
wrapped Lisa's present.
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Oh, sweetheart, that's terrific.
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Now, uh, Tabitha,
this is the first time
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that you ever have
anyone spend the night,
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and I want to make sure
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that you remember
everything I told you.
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I'm supposed to share
my toys and don't fly.
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No flying and no
witchcraft of any kind.
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It'll be like having
a temporary sister
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for a couple of days.
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I wish I had a real sister,
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'cause they don't
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break things all the time.
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Oh. Adam didn't mean to
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break your jack-in-the-box.
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Did you, sweetheart?
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Adam.
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What's going on?
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Oh, just a little sibling
quibbling. It'll pass.
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That's them.
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Have you had that
talk with Tabitha?
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Yeah, I did. Everything's fine.
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Hi there. Come
on in. Hi, Darrin.
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How are you, Dorothy?
Pete, good to see you.
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- Hi, Lar.
- Hi, Sam.
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Hi.
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And you're Lisa.
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Hello, Mr. Stephens.
It's nice meeting you.
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Oh, it's nice
meeting you too, Lisa.
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We're very happy you're
going to stay with us.
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Especially me.
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Because you're
gonna be my tem, uh...
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Tempor...
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Uh, that's "temporary."
As in sisters.
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Right.
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Come on, Lisa, I'll
show you the tree.
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Uh, and don't forget to
introduce Lisa to Adam.
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Do I have to?
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Yes.
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Uh, come on in, everybody.
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Oh, we haven't got time,
Sam. We gotta get to the airport.
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I'll just say a last
goodbye to Lisa.
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You've been saying
goodbye all the way over here.
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Ha-ha.
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Have fun, sweetheart.
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We'll be back before
Santa Claus comes.
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Oh, Brockway called.
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He wants to meet us at
the office this afternoon
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to go over the layout revisions.
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I'll be there.
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Good. Now, if you land Brockway,
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and Keith comes home
with the Fenmore account,
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we'll really have
a white Christmas.
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Uh. Watch that.
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Come on. Bye, Sam.
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- Bye-bye.
- Have a good trip.
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Have a good time.
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Well, shall we finish
trimming the tree?
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Uh, I've got a
little work to do.
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And final touches on
the, uh, Brockway layouts.
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Oh, okay. Then
we'll go to the park.
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- How does that sound?
- Goody.
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I'll get my coat.
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Hello?
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Oh, Mr. Brockway. How are you?
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Fine, fine.
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Good.
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Yes, I have just put the
final touches on the layouts,
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and, uh, forgive the
immodesty, but, uh, they're great.
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Mother always said:
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"Don't trust a man
who is modest.
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He knows something."
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Uh, the reason I called you is
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I'd like to postpone
our appointment
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from 2 until 4:00
this afternoon.
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Is that okay?
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Sure. Four o'clock is fine.
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Good. See you at
the office, Stephens.
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Get his address.
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We have the office address.
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His home address.
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Mother also said:
"Never sign a contract
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"without checking
a man's home life.
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"Make sure there
are no skeletons
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rattling around
the family closet."
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I'm ready for my warm milk
and cookies now, Miss Hathaway.
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Hey, you colored her arm green.
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I can't stay inside
the lines too good.
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"Too well."
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Too well.
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You color your girl green too.
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Then they can be sisters.
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'Cause they can't be sisters
if they're different colors.
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Okay.
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Where did you get that idea?
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The girl in the park.
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She said that Lisa and
me weren't the same color,
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so we couldn't be sisters.
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She's a big dope.
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That's not nice, Tabitha.
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She got me mad. I almost
did some magic to her.
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Tabitha.
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I wasn't going to tell, Mommy.
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Tell what?
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Oh, uh, I-I think Adam
is up from his nap.
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Uh, why don't you come
upstairs for a minute and help me?
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Now?
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Now.
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Anyway, don't
forget we're sisters,
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no matter what anybody says.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Well, hello there.
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Oh, my. Aren't you
a fine, great big girl?
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I'll bet your mommy's
the housekeeper, right?
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What housekeeper?
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Uh, your mommy works
here. Or is it your papa?
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My daddy works
for McMann & Tate,
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a big advertising company.
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Oh, he does?
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Mm-hm. And Tabitha's my sister.
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We're not the same color,
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but we're sisters just the same.
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Oh.
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Uh, well, then you must
look like your mommy.
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Uh, right?
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"Splitting image," Daddy says.
You wanna see somebody?
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Uh... no.
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I think I've seen enough. Heh.
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Bye.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, no. Now look what I did.
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If you close your
eyes, I'll clean you up.
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Why do I have to close my eyes?
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It's a family secret.
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Okay.
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Oh, boy. I didn't mean
to do it, but it's great.
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Didn't mean to do what?
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How'd you do that?
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Well, now that
we're the same color,
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we're really sisters.
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So I guess I can tell you,
'cause it's a family secret.
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I'm a witch.
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But witches are only in
stories. You can't be a witch.
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Okay, then. Explain
how you changed color.
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You're a witch.
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Do you ride a broom?
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Witches don't ride brooms,
and they don't wear pointy hats
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and have warts on their nose.
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What do you do?
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I do this.
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Wow. You really are a witch.
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What else could you do?
Can you change you like me?
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Hey, now we're
sisters the other way.
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Wow. Even your own
mother wouldn't recognize you.
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I didn't think of that.
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Gee. Now we're not
the same anymore.
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Yeah, I wish we were. Me too.
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But if I turned you white,
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your mother wouldn't
recognize you.
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Yeah.
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I wish there was some way.
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I know a way.
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Apparently, Mr. Brockway
stopped by here earlier,
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and someone from
your illustrious family
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made such an impression on him
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that he's decided he wants
someone else on the account.
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He thinks I'm not stable.
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Darrin, Mr. Brockway
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did not come by here today.
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Besides, all my relatives
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are out of town
for the holidays.
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Where out of town?
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The 14th century.
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Far enough?
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He's right. I'm not stable.
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Darrin, everything
around here today
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has been as mortal
as blueberry pie.
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- Mommy?
- Yes, sweetheart?
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Mommy, don't be mad.
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I was just wishing and
wishing that Lisa and me
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could be really, really sisters,
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and look what happened.
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Relax, sweetheart.
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It isn't witchcraft.
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Then what is it?
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"Wishcraft."
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And when I tried to
change us back, I couldn't.
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Sam. Hi.
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Is everything all right
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with Tabitha and
Lisa this morning?
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Everything's fine.
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They slept well and
ate all their breakfast.
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Now, come on, Sam.
Uh, you know what I mean.
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Come on, Lisa.
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D-Darrin, don't panic.
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Good morning, Daddy.
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Good morning, dear.
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Good morning, Mr. Stephens.
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Good morning, Lisa.
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Can we go upstairs and play now?
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Sure.
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Come on, Lisa.
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Uh, you said the polka dots
would disappear by this morning.
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Well, I-I have a call
in to Dr. Bombay.
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I told him what the problem is.
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And the problem is?
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Tabitha doesn't
want to change back.
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Well, you're a bigger witch
than she is. Do something.
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Well, there's nothing I can do.
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Her conscious mind
wants to obey me,
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but Tabitha and Lisa
want to be sisters so badly
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that her subconscious
mind won't cooperate.
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How about getting through
to her little-old subconscious
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with a little, old-fashioned
mortal spanking?
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Darrin.
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I'll get it.
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Merry Christmas.
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I guess you're still a little
angry about yesterday.
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You're not gonna believe this,
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but I'd forgotten about it. Oh.
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Larry. Oh, hi, Sam.
Merry Christmas.
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Oh, thank you.
Put it under the tree.
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Good.
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I decided not to let
Brockway get away with this.
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I want my number one
man on that account.
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Since when am I
back to number one?
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Ever since Ferguson bombed out.
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Darrin, we can't let
the Brockway account
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out of our office.
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And you're the only man who can
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follow through on your layouts.
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Did Brockway ever tell you where
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he got the idea
that I wasn't stable?
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No. And that's my plan.
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We're gonna show him
just how stable you are.
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We're gonna have the
Christmas office party
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here tonight.
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Uh, L-Larry, we
couldn't do that.
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I-I-I mean, n-not
on such short notice.
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I thought of that, Sam.
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The caterers will take
care of everything.
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Oh, terrific.
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What makes you think
Brockway will come?
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Well, that's just it.
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When I told him that the
party was here tonight,
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he said "yes" right away.
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Seemed very interested.
Almost curious.
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So we're gonna
give him the works:
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eggnog, Christmas carols,
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the good-old Stephens'
warmth and hospitality.
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And at just the right moment,
we'll tippy-toe into the nursery
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to look at those
sleeping angels,
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and Brockway will sign
right on the dotted line.
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Uh, now, Tabitha. I want
you to close your eyes
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and wish real, real hard
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that you and Lisa would
change back to normal.
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I am going to try this spell
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from this book of incantations
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to counteract wishcraft.
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Now, close 'em.
262
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:17,533
You too.
263
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:19,734
Tight.
264
00:12:21,003 --> 00:12:22,315
Okay.
265
00:12:22,339 --> 00:12:26,385
Warlock, wizard
Behold these tots
266
00:12:26,409 --> 00:12:30,578
And hear my plea
Out, out, darn spots
267
00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:39,086
Okay. You can open your eyes.
268
00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:45,805
Tabitha, are you really trying?
269
00:12:45,829 --> 00:12:46,994
I think so.
270
00:12:51,968 --> 00:12:54,780
There is nothing
funny about this.
271
00:12:54,804 --> 00:12:56,170
We know.
272
00:12:57,707 --> 00:13:00,185
Can we finish our
game now, Mommy?
273
00:13:00,209 --> 00:13:01,942
What's wrong with the
game we're playing?
274
00:13:03,212 --> 00:13:06,124
I am outnumbered.
275
00:13:06,148 --> 00:13:08,661
So... I guess I'll
just have to wait
276
00:13:08,685 --> 00:13:10,529
till the other part of
my team gets here:
277
00:13:10,553 --> 00:13:12,119
Dr. Bombay.
278
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,827
Sam, what are we
gonna say to the Wilsons?
279
00:13:21,598 --> 00:13:23,376
I-I've got an idea.
280
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,878
Uh, we'll... We'll take
Tabitha and Adam and Lisa,
281
00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:27,380
and we'll get out
of the country.
282
00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:29,147
Darrin, that's kidnapping.
283
00:13:29,171 --> 00:13:30,683
Oh.
284
00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,150
Well, if worse comes to worse,
285
00:13:32,174 --> 00:13:34,052
uh, we can always
tell them the truth.
286
00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:35,254
The truth?
287
00:13:35,278 --> 00:13:37,656
Sure. They understand
about minority groups.
288
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,758
I-I'll just tell 'em that
289
00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:40,526
I'm a witch and so is Tabitha,
290
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:42,027
and Tabitha made
a little mistake,
291
00:13:42,051 --> 00:13:44,530
and now Lisa's polka-dotted.
292
00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:46,086
You're right.
293
00:13:47,757 --> 00:13:49,290
Kidnapping is the only way.
294
00:13:51,193 --> 00:13:52,860
Oh, sweetheart, that's Larry.
295
00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,007
A-and don't worry.
296
00:13:55,031 --> 00:13:56,997
Dr. Bombay has
never let us down.
297
00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,181
Perfect. Perfect.
298
00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:04,583
This will do it.
299
00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:06,852
With any luck, we'll
have Brockway signed
300
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,954
and gift-wrapped
for Christmas, hm?
301
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,823
What's keeping Sam?
302
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,591
Oh, uh... Uh, she'll
be down in a minute.
303
00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:13,648
Mm.
304
00:14:15,017 --> 00:14:16,862
Could be him.
305
00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:18,152
I'll mingle.
306
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:23,803
Howdy. All right, Darrin.
307
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,238
Welcome back. What are
all the cars doing out...?
308
00:14:26,262 --> 00:14:27,940
Hey. A party.
309
00:14:27,964 --> 00:14:29,408
Hey. How about that?
310
00:14:29,432 --> 00:14:31,143
Oh, you shouldn't have.
311
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,078
But I deserve it.
312
00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:35,481
Uh, this is the office party.
313
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,015
I-it got transferred here.
314
00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:38,751
Oh.
315
00:14:38,775 --> 00:14:39,785
Here, let me take that.
316
00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:40,786
Where's Lisa?
317
00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:43,456
Uh, she's upstairs, asleep.
318
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,957
Oh, I'll take a look.
319
00:14:44,981 --> 00:14:49,127
No, no. I mean, uh... Uh, Larry.
320
00:14:49,151 --> 00:14:50,562
The Wilsons are here.
321
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,231
Excuse me.
322
00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,700
Larry! Welcome back, you two.
323
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:56,936
How you doing?
What's the good news?
324
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,105
The good news, she's-a good.
325
00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:00,973
I knew you would do it.
326
00:15:00,997 --> 00:15:02,441
Come on, come on. I wanna hear
327
00:15:02,465 --> 00:15:05,344
every exquisite economic
detail. Excuse us.
328
00:15:05,368 --> 00:15:07,279
I'll only go up a
minute. Yeah, no.
329
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:10,382
Uh... Uh... I mean...
330
00:15:10,406 --> 00:15:12,317
I... I have to tell
you something first.
331
00:15:12,341 --> 00:15:14,875
Is something wrong? No, no.
332
00:15:16,512 --> 00:15:18,089
Uh, the doorbell. Ah-heh.
333
00:15:18,113 --> 00:15:19,692
I'll, uh, answer
the doorbell first,
334
00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:21,560
and, uh, then I'll
take you upstairs.
335
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:22,728
Okay.
336
00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:24,084
Yeah.
337
00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:28,467
Well, M-Mr. Brockway,
good evening.
338
00:15:28,491 --> 00:15:29,601
Good evening, Stephens.
339
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,437
I, uh... I trust there's
no hard feelings.
340
00:15:31,461 --> 00:15:33,205
No. No. Oh, say,
341
00:15:33,229 --> 00:15:35,607
I'd like you to meet... And
this must be Mrs. Stephens.
342
00:15:35,631 --> 00:15:37,810
I met your little
girl yesterday.
343
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:39,845
By George,
Stephens, you're right.
344
00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:42,848
She is the spitting
image of her mommy.
345
00:15:42,872 --> 00:15:46,251
Uh... I want you
to give this to her
346
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:47,475
uh, from me.
347
00:15:48,778 --> 00:15:51,991
And, uh, I brought this
one for the other little girl.
348
00:15:52,015 --> 00:15:53,526
Uh, Tabitha, isn't it?
349
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,293
And I... I brought
this for the little boy.
350
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:59,097
I wasn't quite sure whose
side of the family he takes after,
351
00:15:59,121 --> 00:16:00,988
so I thought I'd
just play it safe.
352
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,436
Uh, by the way,
353
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,906
I want you two to
know that I am for you.
354
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:10,609
Someday what you're doing
will be accepted, I guess.
355
00:16:10,633 --> 00:16:13,646
But by George, it
sure takes a lot of guts.
356
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,347
Say, I think I'll get me
357
00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:17,583
some of that eggnog,
all right? Heh-heh.
358
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:20,875
Yes, sir. Guts.
359
00:16:22,411 --> 00:16:24,023
What was that all about?
360
00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:26,647
He thinks you and I are married.
361
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:30,495
Where'd he get that idea?
362
00:16:30,519 --> 00:16:33,632
Lisa must have answered the
door when he came by yesterday.
363
00:16:33,656 --> 00:16:34,733
So?
364
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:36,301
So she probably said
365
00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:38,236
that she and
Tabitha were sisters.
366
00:16:38,260 --> 00:16:39,972
Are they still
going through that?
367
00:16:39,996 --> 00:16:42,942
Which is why we're in this mess.
368
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:44,777
I could tell
something was wrong.
369
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,780
Darrin, I want to
see Lisa right now.
370
00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:48,981
Uh, here you are. Come on.
371
00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:50,148
I want you to meet someone.
372
00:16:50,172 --> 00:16:52,851
Not till I see
Lisa. Oh, worrier.
373
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,675
Come on. It'll
only take a minute.
374
00:16:58,915 --> 00:17:02,394
Okay, Tabitha. I have
the cure from Dr. Bombay,
375
00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:04,652
and you don't even
have to try to try.
376
00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:07,466
Cat's paw Dragon's claw
377
00:17:07,490 --> 00:17:10,502
Combine in Delicate maneuver...
378
00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:13,739
Wow. This is better
than television.
379
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:17,710
Lisa, we mustn't speak in
the middle of an incantation.
380
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:18,777
Sorry.
381
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:21,781
Sam. Cat... Keith and
Dorothy just arrived.
382
00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:23,448
And Dorothy's on
her way up here.
383
00:17:23,472 --> 00:17:24,616
Mommy and Daddy are here?
384
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,551
Yeah... S-so we'd better hurry.
385
00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:28,487
But if you take away the dots,
386
00:17:28,511 --> 00:17:30,489
we won't be sisters anymore.
387
00:17:30,513 --> 00:17:33,692
Tabitha, you can be
sisters without looking alike.
388
00:17:33,716 --> 00:17:35,661
But that girl in the park said
389
00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:38,197
that Lisa and me
can't be sisters
390
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:40,699
'cause I'm white
and she's black.
391
00:17:40,723 --> 00:17:43,402
That's right, Mrs. Stephens.
That's what she said.
392
00:17:43,426 --> 00:17:46,839
Well, she was wrong.
393
00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:49,809
Now, sisters are girls
who share something.
394
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,677
Usually, the same parents.
395
00:17:51,701 --> 00:17:54,313
But if you share other things...
396
00:17:54,337 --> 00:17:56,448
Good feelings, friendship, love
397
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:58,416
the way you two do,
398
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,608
well, that makes you
sisters in another way.
399
00:18:01,911 --> 00:18:04,990
Actually, all men are brothers,
400
00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:07,258
even if they're girls.
401
00:18:07,282 --> 00:18:10,929
Well, I guess Mama
would be kind of upset
402
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,498
to see the polka dot.
403
00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:13,565
Kind of.
404
00:18:13,589 --> 00:18:15,934
I think they're ready now.
405
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,302
Okay, Tabitha.
406
00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:18,926
Okay, Mommy.
407
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:23,976
But remember,
we'll still be sisters,
408
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,610
and you'll come visit.
409
00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:28,870
All the time. This is
better than Disneyland.
410
00:18:41,116 --> 00:18:42,961
Boy, that was fun.
411
00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:44,618
Yeah. Mm-hm.
412
00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:47,465
There she is.
413
00:18:47,489 --> 00:18:49,367
Hi, Lisa.
414
00:18:49,391 --> 00:18:51,469
Hi. Hi.
415
00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:54,106
Tabitha. How are you? Fine.
416
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:56,374
Do you mind, uh, equal time?
417
00:18:56,398 --> 00:18:57,375
Hi, Daddy. Hi, baby.
418
00:18:57,399 --> 00:18:58,477
How are you?
419
00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:00,346
Fine. I had the best time.
420
00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,147
- And guess what?
- What?
421
00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:03,349
Mrs. Stephens is a witch,
422
00:19:03,373 --> 00:19:04,605
and so is Tabitha.
423
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,319
But they're good witches.
424
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:08,587
That's right, honey.
425
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:10,211
And you're our
good little fairy.
426
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:16,095
Then, you mean it is
not a mixed marriage?
427
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,897
That's what you thought? Yes.
428
00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:19,631
But now that you know the truth,
429
00:19:19,655 --> 00:19:21,733
you want Darrin
back on the account.
430
00:19:21,757 --> 00:19:23,524
Of course.
431
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:29,675
Excuse me. I just want to
432
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:31,465
make sure it's me talking.
433
00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:44,056
It's me, all right.
434
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,524
Mr. Brockway, find
yourself another agency.
435
00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:47,859
We're not interested.
436
00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:49,260
You're not interested...?
437
00:19:49,284 --> 00:19:52,064
Huh. Y-you mean,
you're turning down
438
00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:53,654
a million-dollar account?
439
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:57,435
Believe me, I'm more
surprised than you are.
440
00:19:57,459 --> 00:19:59,838
You've got to be
kidding me, Tate.
441
00:19:59,862 --> 00:20:03,341
Nobody turns down a
million-dollar contract.
442
00:20:03,365 --> 00:20:05,944
Anyhow, you've got me all wrong.
443
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:09,681
Regarding the house
rule against witchcraft...
444
00:20:09,705 --> 00:20:10,916
I'm full of holiday cheer,
445
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:13,618
so if you get the right cue...
446
00:20:13,642 --> 00:20:17,211
Why, uh, some of my
best friends are Negroes.
447
00:20:18,447 --> 00:20:19,780
Why, I'd be the...
448
00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:26,498
You all right?
449
00:20:26,522 --> 00:20:27,721
Huh?
450
00:20:34,998 --> 00:20:37,298
What's going on here?
451
00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:41,780
What's the matter?
452
00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:45,739
Is this some kind of a... joke?
453
00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:00,020
What...?
454
00:21:10,499 --> 00:21:12,911
Why... I-I think
455
00:21:12,935 --> 00:21:15,313
I'd better be... Be going now.
456
00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:18,616
I'm... feeling a little strange.
457
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,640
Eh...
458
00:21:24,547 --> 00:21:26,091
What was that all about?
459
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,826
I don't know.
460
00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,794
But I think Mr. Brockway
461
00:21:29,818 --> 00:21:31,618
is dreaming of a
black Christmas.
462
00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,110
Here's the last one.
463
00:21:45,134 --> 00:21:46,245
And it's for Lisa.
464
00:21:46,269 --> 00:21:48,569
Thank you. Ha-huh.
465
00:21:50,573 --> 00:21:52,005
Excuse me. Here you are.
466
00:21:57,213 --> 00:21:59,891
Oh. Mr. Brockway,
this is a surprise.
467
00:21:59,915 --> 00:22:01,527
Merry Christmas.
468
00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,162
M-Merry Christmas.
469
00:22:03,186 --> 00:22:04,396
Uh...
470
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:07,199
I should have called
before I came over, but...
471
00:22:07,223 --> 00:22:09,156
I was afraid you'd say no.
472
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,272
I had a very...
473
00:22:13,296 --> 00:22:16,675
sleepless night
last night, and...
474
00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:19,178
well, I-I just had to come over.
475
00:22:19,202 --> 00:22:20,445
Come in.
476
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,968
Thank you.
477
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:31,223
Oh, uh... I don't
want to intrude.
478
00:22:31,247 --> 00:22:32,279
Come in.
479
00:22:34,049 --> 00:22:35,827
Well, uh, everybody,
look who's here.
480
00:22:35,851 --> 00:22:37,595
Uh, merry Christmas.
Oh. Mr. Brockway.
481
00:22:37,619 --> 00:22:39,064
Merry Christmas.
482
00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:41,766
Tabitha, uh, why don't you
and Lisa take Adam upstairs?
483
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:43,735
Y-you can play up
there for a while, okay?
484
00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:44,869
Come on, sweetheart.
485
00:22:44,893 --> 00:22:47,761
You can take your
blocks. Go on. Go on.
486
00:22:53,736 --> 00:22:57,216
I told Mrs. Stephens I
didn't want to intrude...
487
00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,284
uh, but I've got
something I'd like to say...
488
00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:00,886
to all of you.
489
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:05,078
A peculiar thing happened
to me here last night.
490
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,093
The equivalent of 20 years
491
00:23:08,117 --> 00:23:10,395
on the psychiatrist's couch.
492
00:23:10,419 --> 00:23:13,187
I discovered
something about myself.
493
00:23:14,589 --> 00:23:16,323
I found out I'm a racist.
494
00:23:18,627 --> 00:23:19,938
A racist?
495
00:23:19,962 --> 00:23:22,474
Oh, not the obvious,
496
00:23:22,498 --> 00:23:24,376
out-in-the-open type of racist.
497
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,435
Not me. No, I was
a... sneaky racist.
498
00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:31,416
I was so sneaky, I didn't
even know it myself.
499
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:33,584
A very smart man said:
500
00:23:33,608 --> 00:23:36,121
"To adequately
define the problem
501
00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:37,911
is the first step
toward solving it."
502
00:23:40,316 --> 00:23:43,183
Well... I've defined it.
503
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,154
And I'd like to apologize
for that other thing. That...
504
00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:50,802
That misunderstanding.
505
00:23:50,826 --> 00:23:53,693
There's really no
apology necessary.
506
00:23:54,864 --> 00:23:55,864
Thank you.
507
00:23:57,266 --> 00:24:00,078
Well, I... guess I'll be going.
508
00:24:00,102 --> 00:24:01,235
Before dinner?
509
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:03,571
What?
510
00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:07,152
Mr. Brockway...
511
00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:09,309
you are invited to stay
for Christmas dinner.
512
00:24:10,746 --> 00:24:13,780
Thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
I'd like that very much.
513
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:17,729
Stephens... I wish
I could talk you
514
00:24:17,753 --> 00:24:19,097
into coming back on my account.
515
00:24:19,121 --> 00:24:21,366
This is Christmas, Mr. Brockway.
516
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,868
Business can wait.
517
00:24:22,892 --> 00:24:24,736
I'll tell you, Mr. Brockway,
518
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,705
a lot depends on
how you do at dinner.
519
00:24:27,729 --> 00:24:28,874
Hm?
520
00:24:28,898 --> 00:24:31,176
We're having integrated turkey:
521
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,333
white meat and dark.
522
00:24:35,971 --> 00:24:37,849
Okay, come on.
Eggnog for everybody.
523
00:24:37,873 --> 00:24:39,050
Let... Let me have your coat.
524
00:24:39,074 --> 00:24:40,818
Oh, thank you. And your hat.
525
00:24:40,842 --> 00:24:42,642
Thank you very much.
Here we go. Excuse me.
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Merry Christmas.
527
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Hi. We hope you
enjoyed tonight's story
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as much as we enjoyed
bringing it to you.
529
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Oscar Mayer and Company,
530
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together with all
of us on Bewitched,
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wish all of you a
very merry Christmas,
532
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and a happy and
peaceful New Year.
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