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Sam?
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Hi, sweetheart. Hi.
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How'd it go? Like silk.
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Larry and I played just a
little under our usual game,
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and, fortunately,
Mr. Langley beat us.
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What'd he shoot?
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A 68.
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Oh, my. It was certainly
decent of you to let him win.
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He made us look like hackers.
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But considering
he's the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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it was the least we could do.
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And you got the account?
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Right.
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Darrin? Hm?
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There's something I've
been meaning to ask.
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How come Mr. Langley is
president of Bigelow Industries?
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Well, the rumor
is that Mr. Langley
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quietly garnered the
majority of the stock.
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And the next thing
Bigelow knew, he was out.
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Oh.
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Now, for, uh, some
more good news.
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Yes? Mr. Langley has invited us
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to join his country club.
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I like the other
good news better.
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Well, naturally, I made it clear
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that I wanted to
discuss it with you first.
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Darrin, we don't need to
join some dumb country club.
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I couldn't agree more.
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But this situation's
a little bit delicate.
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See, J.J. Langley is
not only the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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he is the president
and founder of the club.
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And it wouldn't be good
business to turn him down.
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Okay. We'll join.
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Good. I filled out the
application this morning.
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I thought you said you wanted
to discuss it with me first.
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We just discussed it, didn't we?
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Anyway, uh, here's
the procedure.
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Sometime next week,
I have to play golf
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with two of the men on
the admissions committee,
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and you're expected to entertain
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the ladies on the committee.
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Heh. How does that thrill you?
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I have a better idea. Hm?
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Why don't I play golf and
you entertain the ladies?
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Ah!
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My dear child.
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How are you?
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Mother, it's not that
I'm not glad to see you,
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but don't you think
that Darrin and I
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deserve a certain
amount of privacy?
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Who?
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Oh, him.
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Sam, don't expect your
mother to be gracious.
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She doesn't do imitations.
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And if you'll excuse me,
I'll go upstairs and change.
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Oh, please don't
change, Durwood.
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I want to forget you
exactly as you are.
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Mother... Hm?
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If you are going to insist
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upon popping in like this,
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uh, couldn't you be
a bit more pleasant?
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Well, it isn't easy.
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But I'll try.
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Can't you see what
that feeble excuse
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for a husband is doing to you?
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He's turning you
into a live-in maid,
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an unpaid cook and a babysitter.
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And now he's forcing you
to submit to the environment
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of a country club,
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which is just a meeting place
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for organized mortal snobs.
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I would love to sit
here and bicker,
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but I have to get lunch.
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So if you'll excuse
me... Now, wait.
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Wait.
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Why can't you take an example
from your cousin Serena?
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Oh. Well, she doesn't worry
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about diapers or
dinners or country clubs.
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She's footloose and fancy-free.
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She's quicksilver.
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She lives in the
sparkle of a star,
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in a flash of color.
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See all the fun you're missing?
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How about those handsome devils?
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I wouldn't trade Darrin
for a hundred of them.
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And he's every
bit as attractive.
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Mortal life has not only thrown
sand in your mental gears,
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it has also affected
your eyesight.
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If you'd like some
lunch, stick around.
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Hmph! Tsk.
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There must be some way
to make her see the light,
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some way to remind her
of what she's given up.
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Of course.
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I wonder why it didn't
dawn on me before.
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The Corsican brothers
Were hexed by a spell
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Which will work on
cousins Just as well
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From this point on
Without further ado
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What Serena feels
Samantha will too
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Well!
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Oh!
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Okay, who's the wise guy?
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Sweetheart, you'll be
ready for lunch soon?
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Well, that depends.
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Is Ma Barker still here?
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Darrin, that is no way
to talk about my mother.
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And she's gone.
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You're pretty gone
yourself, you know that?
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Well, thank you, sir.
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No, I mean it.
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About the country club, I
know we don't dig that stuff.
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It was really great of
you to go along with it.
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Hm.
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You're the best little
witch a man ever had.
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Oh, be careful, my
sweet. Those are very hot.
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Mm! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh. Ooh. What...? What was that?
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Heh. It's called a kiss.
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Uh, n-no.
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I-I felt a burning sensation.
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They don't call me
"Hot Lips" Stephens
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for nothing.
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I-I guess there must be a lot
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of static electricity
in the air.
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Oh, h-hi, Larry.
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Hi, Sam, Darrin. Hi, Larry.
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Louise was still asleep
when I got back from golf,
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so I thought I'd just drop over.
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Mm. Darrin tell
you the good news
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about our getting
the Langley account?
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Oh, uh, y-yes. That's wonderful.
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And how about Langley
inviting you to join his club?
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I just can't tell you
how I feel about that.
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I knew you'd be delighted.
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And I've got more good news.
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We were blackballed?
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What?
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You know Sam and
her sense of humor.
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You may not realize
it, but it's a great honor
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to be invited to join that club.
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Yes. I-I'm sure it is.
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Stop that.
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It's certainly nothing
to laugh about.
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I didn't know you were ticklish.
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Well, I am.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm not that ticklish.
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Uh... Uh, Larry, y-you said
you had more good news?
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Oh... Oh... Oh, yes.
Langley just called.
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Boy, you really made
an impression on him.
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And his wife.
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She heads up the women's
admissions committee.
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Oh.
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She wants...
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She and her co-chairman wanna
drop in and meet Sam right away.
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Right aw...? Right away, when?
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This afternoon.
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This afternoon?
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I knew you'd be tickled.
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Mrs. Langley suggested
3:00, if that's okay with you.
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3:00?
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Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
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I never knew 3:00
was such a funny hour.
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Why am I laughing?
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I have to go home
and wake up Louise.
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Well, bye, you two.
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Good luck.
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Honey. Hm?
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What's the matter with you?
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Well, I-I don't... I don't know.
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I-I've just got the
giggles, I guess.
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Well, you laughed in
some pretty unfunny places.
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Well... Well, I
couldn't help it.
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It... It was involuntary.
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Like... Like the hiccups.
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Sam, is there something
wrong with you?
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Uh, something witchy?
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Oh... Oh, please. Please.
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Uh, ju... Just don't mention it.
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Oh, now, Clark,
behave yourself. Ha-ha.
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Let's order some
lunch. I'm starved.
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Maybe we ought to
have lunch. I'm starved.
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Wait until you taste
this lobster salad.
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It's delicious.
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I think I'll have the
ring-tailed pheasant.
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It sounds out of sight.
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Uh, why do I have
this sudden craving
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for ring-tailed pheasant?
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The last time you wanted
ring-tailed pheasant,
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we found out Adam
was on his way.
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No, I can assure you this is not
the same ring-tailed pheasant.
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Well, excuse me.
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I have to go to the market.
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Uh, in the middle of lunch?
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Would you care to explain that?
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Not now. I have to have
some ring-tailed pheasant.
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Uh, besides, I, uh... I-I
wanna pick up something
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to serve Mrs. Langley and
her friend when they arrive.
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I think I'd better do something
to make sure they don't arrive.
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Darrin, don't just stand there.
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I have got to have some
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Here's some chicken
Kiev. Won't that do?
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No. No, it has to be
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Care for some more?
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Oh, no.
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I couldn't eat another bite.
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Here it is.
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Springer's ring-tailed pheasant.
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Too late.
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My craving just vanished.
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Well, uh, come on.
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There's some things I wanna get
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for the ladies of
the Inquisition.
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Uh, Sam, will you
forget about them?
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I'm gonna call Larry right
now and tell him to cancel.
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Oh, Darrin, don't worry.
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As soon as we get home, I'll
get in touch with Dr. Bombay,
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and he'll fix whatever's
wrong with me.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna call Larry right
now and tell him to cancel.
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Come on. Let's groove.
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There's no music.
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There is now.
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I tried to get Larry,
but his line is busy.
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What are you doing?
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I think I'm dancing.
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You can dance
your way out of here
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and into the parking lot,
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and I'll call Larry as
soon as we get home.
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That's it.
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Let's take five, or maybe 10.
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It stopped.
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Just as suddenly as it started.
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I don't understand it.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
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I'll call Larry and get rid of
Mrs. Langley and her friend
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while you get in touch with
Dr. Bombay, and I'm sure...
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Heh. Uh, Mrs. Langley, right?
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When you're right, you're right.
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Why are they here an hour early?
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To take me by surprise.
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It's an old female trick
used by old females.
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Well, they're here,
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so let's just make
the best of it.
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Oh, Mrs. Langley.
How nice to see you.
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I'd like you to meet
my wife, Samantha.
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Oh, how do you
do? How do you do?
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And may I introduce
my co-chairman,
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Mrs. Hunter. Mrs. Hunter.
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Nice to meet you.
So nice to know you.
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I know we're a little bit early,
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but I thought you wouldn't mind.
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Oh, no. No, of course not.
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Please, come right in.
257
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,389
Please, ladies,
258
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:34,858
uh, do go in and make
yourselves comfortable.
259
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,060
Uh, could I fix you
ladies a cocktail?
260
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,250
A cocktail?
261
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,832
Well, hardly in the middle
of the day. Thank you.
262
00:13:41,856 --> 00:13:44,200
Sweetheart, it's
earlier than you think.
263
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,369
I think it's later than I think.
264
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,172
Please, please. Won't you go in
and make yourselves comfortable?
265
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,441
And, um, I'll start
the refreshments.
266
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:52,465
I'll help you, honey.
267
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,515
Uh-oh. It's Hermione.
268
00:13:58,539 --> 00:14:00,251
Who's Hermione?
269
00:14:00,275 --> 00:14:01,306
My wife.
270
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,690
You are a rat.
271
00:14:06,714 --> 00:14:10,315
And that is an insult to rats.
272
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:15,532
Serena, my dear,
you seem to be upset.
273
00:14:15,556 --> 00:14:17,000
I am.
274
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,403
The beast didn't tell
me he was married.
275
00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:22,239
I hate men, all men.
276
00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:24,441
Sam, why are you
being so obstinate?
277
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:26,176
Don't you know that
there's something
278
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,377
radically wrong with you?
279
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:28,912
Yes. And I know what it is.
280
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,547
You. What?
281
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:32,349
Oh, I-I'm sorry, sweetheart.
282
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:34,118
I-I guess I'm upset.
283
00:14:34,142 --> 00:14:37,287
Being a man, you
wouldn't understand.
284
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,689
You're beginning to bug me.
285
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,625
And I don't know why.
286
00:14:41,649 --> 00:14:43,093
Well... Well, I do.
287
00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:44,394
Whatever is wrong with you
288
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:46,263
is probably a spell
of your mother's.
289
00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:50,656
Spell or no spell,
you're bugging me.
290
00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,677
I'm sorry it took so long.
291
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:02,445
But that's what happens when men
292
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,369
decide to help
out in the kitchen.
293
00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:09,474
Well, answer the door, will you?
294
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:14,045
At least they're
good for something.
295
00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:17,394
Hi, Darrin. Oh,
Larry, what are you...?
296
00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:19,685
I just came by to keep you
company when the ladies get...
297
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,333
Oh, they're here already.
298
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:26,169
Yes. They sort of
caught us by surprise.
299
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,638
How are you, Mrs. Langley?
300
00:15:27,662 --> 00:15:29,239
Mrs. Hunter, nice to see you.
301
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,774
Mr. Tate. Hello.
302
00:15:30,798 --> 00:15:32,576
Oh, don't pay any
attention to me, ladies.
303
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,911
I just came by to
keep Darrin company.
304
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,813
How are things going?
305
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:40,639
We haven't started yet,
and you're not helping.
306
00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:43,386
I beg your pardon?
307
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:46,824
Tsk. Men are such
a drag, aren't they?
308
00:15:46,848 --> 00:15:48,626
They can be.
309
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,695
Mrs. Stephens has a very
special sense of humor.
310
00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:53,097
It takes a little
311
00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,798
getting used to,
but it's worth it.
312
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:56,733
I'm sure.
313
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:59,269
Mr. Stephens, the
purpose of our visit
314
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,473
was to get to know
Mrs. Stephens. So...
315
00:16:02,497 --> 00:16:04,864
In other words, get lost.
316
00:16:06,901 --> 00:16:09,045
Sure.
317
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,069
Sure.
318
00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:14,518
Now, where were we?
319
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,119
What's she mad about?
320
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,521
Oh, yeah, she's not mad.
321
00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:21,358
Uh, when she gets nervous,
she just sounds mad.
322
00:16:21,382 --> 00:16:23,494
Oh, boy, what have
you got for a hangover?
323
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,662
How about a bicarb?
324
00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:29,688
This is a hangover
I'm trying to get.
325
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,671
Oh, my goodness.
326
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:35,939
Oh, excuse me, ladies.
327
00:16:35,963 --> 00:16:38,597
Uh, my canapés are burning.
328
00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,068
Oh.
329
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,682
You really surprise me, Serena.
330
00:16:45,706 --> 00:16:48,218
Crying because a silly warlock
331
00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:49,686
ran out on you?
332
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,623
I'm not crying because
he ran out on me.
333
00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:53,957
Then why are you?
334
00:16:53,981 --> 00:16:55,992
Because
335
00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,851
now I don't have anything
to do this afternoon.
336
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:02,532
Oh, thank you.
337
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,935
I-I'm... I'm afraid
they're a little scorched.
338
00:17:04,959 --> 00:17:08,104
It's the first time
it's happened. Uh...
339
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,107
It makes me so
angry I could cry.
340
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,644
Oh, but, my dear,
they're not that scorched.
341
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:19,238
Oh, why, you can barely
tell that they're burnt.
342
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:24,221
Now what's the matter with her?
343
00:17:24,245 --> 00:17:28,192
Well, she, uh... It
must be her hay fever.
344
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:30,527
I never knew Sam had hay fever.
345
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,562
Well, you know Sam.
346
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,531
She hates to brag. Heh.
347
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:37,467
I think I'd better have
another one of these.
348
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,671
Oh, stop sniveling this instant.
349
00:17:40,695 --> 00:17:43,307
You're spoiling everything.
350
00:17:43,331 --> 00:17:44,597
What am I spoiling?
351
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,665
None of your business.
352
00:17:47,702 --> 00:17:50,013
But you need something
to cheer you up.
353
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:51,248
Ah.
354
00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:55,352
Drink this, and it will
change your whole outlook.
355
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:57,221
It will? Mm-hm.
356
00:17:57,245 --> 00:18:00,112
One drink, and look out.
357
00:18:01,115 --> 00:18:02,314
Sounds groovy.
358
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:10,233
Mm!
359
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,001
It's not bad.
360
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:14,337
What is it?
361
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,462
Witches' Joy Juice.
362
00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:19,709
I never heard of it.
363
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,634
Well, that's because
I just made it up.
364
00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:30,087
You know, you've
been very good to me,
365
00:18:30,111 --> 00:18:34,012
and I'd like to thank you both.
366
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,095
Tabitha. What an odd name.
367
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,519
Is that Scandinavian?
368
00:18:44,091 --> 00:18:47,271
No. It's international.
369
00:18:47,295 --> 00:18:50,673
Oh, were you born
abroad by any chance?
370
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,808
Huh?
371
00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:52,809
Oh.
372
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,311
Heh-heh. No. A-Actually, I...
373
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,947
Why do you wanna
know where I was born?
374
00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:59,049
That's no way to judge a person.
375
00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:00,851
Oh, well, of course not.
376
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,518
We only asked because...
377
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:06,456
Because you don't accept
foreign-born members, right?
378
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,591
That is not true.
379
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,961
We have one
member from Brooklyn.
380
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,763
Oh, is that a fact?
381
00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,098
Whoopee!
382
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:16,399
I beg your pardon?
383
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,334
Well, if a member from Brooklyn
384
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:23,106
doesn't deserve a
"whoopee," who does?
385
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,930
Hi.
386
00:19:29,103 --> 00:19:31,114
Now what's the matter with her?
387
00:19:31,138 --> 00:19:34,718
Well, uh, w-when
Sam gets nervous
388
00:19:34,742 --> 00:19:36,486
and then starts sounding mad,
389
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,089
she usually takes
a little nip or two
390
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:40,958
to give her confidence.
391
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:44,683
This stuff sure
does cheer you up.
392
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:49,299
I think you're happy enough.
393
00:19:49,323 --> 00:19:51,390
Oh, auntie.
394
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,838
Have another burnt offering.
395
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,007
Ooh! Ha-ha! Whoopsie-daisy.
396
00:19:57,031 --> 00:19:59,976
No, no, no, no. Leave
them for the mice. Ha-ha.
397
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,080
Just a little whimsy
to liven up the party.
398
00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:05,748
Darrin, do something, quick.
399
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,483
Or we'll lose the
Langley account.
400
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,952
And we don't even have it yet.
401
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:09,953
What can I do?
402
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:11,087
I don't know.
403
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:12,289
Yell "fire."
404
00:20:12,313 --> 00:20:13,378
Anything.
405
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,459
Perhaps we should
have given Mrs. Stephens
406
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,195
a little more notice.
407
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,030
Uh, we seem to have
caught her at a bad time.
408
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,565
Oh, no. Not at all.
409
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:26,336
Anytime would have
been a bad time.
410
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,072
Say, where did you get that hat?
411
00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:31,607
Oh, uh, do you like it?
412
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,876
Nope.
413
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:36,046
I just wanna make sure
I stay out of that store.
414
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,647
I think we should be leaving.
415
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:38,737
Oh, there's an idea.
416
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,241
Whoop. Hee-hee.
417
00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:46,456
You're not leaving already?
418
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,924
We really must go.
419
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:49,259
Oh, no. Please stay.
420
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:50,827
You're entitled
to an explanation,
421
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:52,495
and I'm going to give it to you,
422
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,497
just as soon as I
find out what it is.
423
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,732
Excuse us just a minute.
424
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:57,133
Uh, Mrs. Langley, Mrs. Hunter,
425
00:20:57,157 --> 00:20:59,035
please come back
and sit down. You...
426
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:00,770
Samantha's not
really herself today.
427
00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:04,707
But I-I-I'm sure in no
time, we'll find out...
428
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,798
Uh, s-sit down.
429
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,414
Samantha, what
the devil is going on?
430
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,505
Don't ask me. Ask the devil.
431
00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:17,653
Or his closest relative, who
happens to be your mother.
432
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:18,855
Ooh.
433
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:21,191
I think there's no
reason to wait longer.
434
00:21:21,215 --> 00:21:22,959
I'm afraid I found out
more than I want to.
435
00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:25,128
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
please. Uh, l-ladies,
436
00:21:25,152 --> 00:21:27,630
I-I'm sure if you... If you'll
just wait for just a second...
437
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,233
Mrs. Langley. Mrs. Langley, I
promised you an explanation,
438
00:21:30,257 --> 00:21:31,801
and I think I-I finally have it.
439
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,103
Yes?
440
00:21:33,127 --> 00:21:35,705
The only problem
is how to explain it.
441
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,607
Oh, please don't bother.
442
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,243
Mr. Langley is going
to be very disappointed.
443
00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:41,244
Tsk.
444
00:21:41,268 --> 00:21:42,979
That's too bad.
445
00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:44,948
But I bet he won't be
half as disappointed
446
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:49,052
as Mr. Bigelow was when
Mr. Langley got rid of him.
447
00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:50,787
When I tell Mr. Langley
448
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:53,590
about this
outrageous interview...
449
00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:56,025
That's what you get
for dropping in early
450
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,494
and snooping on people.
451
00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:59,196
Outrageous interviews.
452
00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,697
Ha-ha.
453
00:22:00,721 --> 00:22:03,533
I suppose you know
what this means.
454
00:22:03,557 --> 00:22:06,303
I suppose you know
what this means.
455
00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:09,106
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
Darrin's just an employee.
456
00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,996
I'm the president
of McMann & Tate.
457
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,602
Peekaboo.
458
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,317
I suppose you know
what this means.
459
00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:22,586
I sure do.
460
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:24,109
Whoopee!
461
00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:27,424
Ooh, my.
462
00:22:27,448 --> 00:22:29,981
Ha-ha. Ooh, the
Kickapoo Joy Juice.
463
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:42,539
I have a wonderful
idea for your mother.
464
00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:43,840
What's that?
465
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,075
She should be sent
to a psychiatrist,
466
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,877
if witches have such a thing.
467
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:49,112
They don't.
468
00:22:49,136 --> 00:22:51,248
Then they should
invent one just for her.
469
00:22:51,272 --> 00:22:52,782
Oh, will you calm down?
470
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,552
She came back and took
the spell off me, didn't she?
471
00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:57,721
Hm. That was swell of her.
472
00:22:57,745 --> 00:23:00,690
After I lost the
Langley account.
473
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:02,626
You do realize
you're talking to a man
474
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:04,561
who's going to have
to find a new job?
475
00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:07,997
Well, maybe it's
time for a change.
476
00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:10,300
Yeah, of wives.
477
00:23:10,324 --> 00:23:12,157
Darrin.
478
00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:19,142
Hi, Darrin.
479
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:21,032
I thought you and
I weren't speaking.
480
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,414
Where's your sense of humor?
481
00:23:24,438 --> 00:23:25,848
When I said you were fired,
482
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,850
you didn't think I
meant you were fired?
483
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,085
What did you mean?
484
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:30,420
Hi, Sam.
485
00:23:30,444 --> 00:23:31,821
Wait till you hear.
486
00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:32,822
Hear what?
487
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,658
I just heard it on the radio.
488
00:23:34,682 --> 00:23:36,660
The swindle that Langley
pulled to get Bigelow
489
00:23:36,684 --> 00:23:39,396
out of the company
will be front-page stuff.
490
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,998
And our being involved
with him at a time like this
491
00:23:42,022 --> 00:23:43,700
could... Could have ruined us.
492
00:23:43,724 --> 00:23:46,803
That's what I call luck.
493
00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:48,993
What makes you
think it was luck?
494
00:23:50,064 --> 00:23:51,374
Hm?
495
00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:54,511
I told you we
should have told him.
496
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:55,645
Told him what?
497
00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,547
Why I put on that
little performance
498
00:23:57,571 --> 00:23:58,848
for the ladies.
499
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,284
You mean you knew about Langley?
500
00:24:01,308 --> 00:24:02,641
But how?
501
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,889
Well, uh, Sam
didn't, uh, really know.
502
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,526
She just had a, uh, premonition.
503
00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,161
A premonition?
504
00:24:11,185 --> 00:24:14,130
Come on, Sam, tell me the truth.
505
00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:15,587
How did you find out about it?
506
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:20,336
Larry, uh, don't tell anybody,
507
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:24,362
but I'm married to a witch.
508
00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:34,784
A premonition, huh?
509
00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:37,676
Now, let's have a drink on it.
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