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Adam wants to say good night.
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Mwah.
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Sleep tight till morning bright.
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I don't know, Adam.
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What did he say?
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Don't you understand baby talk?
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Heh. No. I have enough
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trouble with grownup talk.
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He wants to know when Mommy
and Daddy are coming home.
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In another week.
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Which won't be too soon for me.
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You all right? I think so.
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Well, I'm sorry about that
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flock of geese we ran into.
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I didn't see them.
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Well, in the first
place, it wouldn't hurt
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if you looked where
you were flying.
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And in the second place,
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we shouldn't have been
flying in the first place.
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Darrin, when you said
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you wanted to come home
right now, I believed you.
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I didn't mean I wanted
to fly the proud witch
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with the golden nose.
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The nerve of that
crackpot Witches Council.
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Ordering you not to be
seen in public with me.
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Well, I didn't like it
any more than you did.
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What are you doing home?
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Oh, hi, Esmeralda.
Hi, Esmeralda.
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I thought the witches convention
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wasn't over till next week.
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Did they cut it short?
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No. I cut it short.
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Are the, uh, children asleep?
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Oh. I was just about
to put them down.
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Uh, Adam's still
in Tabitha's room.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my. She's
put out, isn't she?
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Well, she got into a hassle
with the Witches Council.
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Well, I don't think
that's so smart.
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Nobody defies the Council.
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Well, I'd better have
a little talk with her.
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Esmeralda, she's
worked up enough as it is.
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Don't go up there
and add fool to the fire.
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I mean "fuel."
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Or do I?
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Oh, dear.
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"To Samantha, from
the Witches Council:
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"You are hereby
ordered to return to Salem
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"within 60 seconds of
receiving this Witch-O-Gram
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or suffer the consequences."
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Oh, dear. I knew it.
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I just knew it.
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I've gotta give this
to her right away.
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But... But what if
she doesn't obey?
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Oh, well.
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Well, she can't
be that stubborn.
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Who says she can't?
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Oh, dear. I've already used up
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15 seconds arguing with myself.
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Esmeralda, you've got
to send her back to Salem
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whether she wants to go or not.
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Oh, dear. Maybe I can figure out
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a spell that will do the trick.
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Let me see.
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Boy, Sam, has he grown.
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Did you bring me
anything, Mommy?
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Oh, you mean besides Daddy? Yes.
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But you'll have to
wait till we unpack.
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Well, I've got
something for you.
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Oh, yes. Ah.
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Souvenirs of Salem.
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What have you got for me?
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You can have one
of these, Daddy.
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Okay.
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Mwah. Where's Mrs. Stephens?
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Gee, I don't know.
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She was right
there a second ago.
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Oh, my goodness.
It worked. It worked.
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What are you talking about?
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First, will you promise
not to get mad?
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Okay, okay.
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I sent Mrs. Stephens
back to Salem.
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You did what?
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You broke your promise.
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Who art thou?
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I-I-I don't know.
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Why dost thee wander the streets
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in thine undergarments?
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I-I-I don't seem to
remember that either.
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Come inside before
thou art arrested.
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Arrested? For what?
Indecent exposure.
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Esmeralda, I know you
were only trying to help,
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but don't you think
you should have
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consulted Mrs. Stephens?
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There wasn't time.
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The Council gave her 60
seconds to get back to Salem,
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and I knew there
was no use arguing,
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so I just cast the spell.
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It's the first one
that's worked in years.
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That's what's got me worried.
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Endora... believe it or not,
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I am genuinely glad to see you.
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I wish I could say
the same for you.
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Where is Samantha?
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Oh, Endora, you don't have to
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worry about a thing.
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I cast a spell and
sent her back to Salem.
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You did what?
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Oh. That's exactly what he said.
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You mean, she didn't
show up in Salem?
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Well, if she had, would
I have come after her?
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Oh, dear.
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Esmeralda. Wait, wait. Wait.
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Before you fade out...
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what was the spell you used?
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Oh... uh...
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From hoot and
holler Coot and fern
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Flies in the buttermilk
Flies in the churn
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The Council orders
you Not to fail them
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So back you go To good old Salem
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Aha. Aha, what?
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Well, isn't it obvious?
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She sent her back to old Salem.
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What...? What "old Salem"
are you talking about?
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Seventeenth-century
Salem, naturally.
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Y-y-you don't mean
the one between
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the 16th century
and the 18th century?
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That's the one.
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Don't fret, Esmeralda.
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It's all his fault.
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My fault?
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Oh, dear. I hate violence.
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I'll be in the nursery.
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And I'm due back
at the convention.
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Uh, but what about Sam?
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You'll go back to old
Salem and rescue her.
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Me? Yes.
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While I go back...
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and smooth the ruffled
feathers of the Council.
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But I can't go back to old...
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Well, it's either
you or Esmeralda.
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What time do I leave?
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Well, first...
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First, you'll need a magic charm
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to restore
Samantha's witchcraft.
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You mean, she's
without her witchcraft?
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That's right.
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Terrific. Old Salem
is just the place
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for a witch without witchcraft.
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She'll be all right as
soon as you give her this.
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It's a magic coin from
the tomb of Hammurabi.
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Samantha must
place it on her forehead
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and bow three times to the
east, without dropping the coin,
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and say the magic phrase:
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Ahmed talu varsi lupin.
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W-wait a minute.
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How is she gonna bow
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without dropping the coin?
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That's your problem.
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That's impossible.
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Well, if it was easy,
anyone could do it.
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Yeah, uh... What was
that magic phrase?
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You have the retentive
powers of a dodo bird.
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Ahmed talu varsi lupin.
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What does that mean?
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"Good luck." In
ancient Babylonian.
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Next, you'll need some
contemporary plumage.
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Uh, there's one other thing.
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Samantha has no
memory of the present,
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so she won't know
you, of course.
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Uh, of course. What?
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Well, how could she?
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You haven't been born yet.
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You mean I'll be a perfect
stranger to my wife?
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Well, stranger, yes.
But hardly perfect.
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Oh, by the by,
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throw in a lot of
"thees" and "thous."
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It was considered
very chic in 1690.
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Now... stand over there.
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Days become seconds
Seconds become night
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Into the past With
the speed of light
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Ice turns hot Fire turns cold
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Send dum-dum
back To Salem of old
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Uh, what are you
being punished for?
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I spoke sharply to my husband.
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That's all?
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These were the good old days.
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Well. Ha-ha-ha.
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That's better, mistress.
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Thou art most kind.
I've been thinking.
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Perhaps we can employ
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this unfortunate
girl as barmaid.
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A pint of ale, if it please ye.
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And if not, I'll
have one anyway.
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No need to shout, Master Luther.
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Well, and what be
thy name, wench?
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She hath lost her memory
and hath forgotten her name.
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I knoweth one thing.
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It is not "wench"
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Well. She's a spirited
little bundle, ain't she?
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Uh, what's the
news, Master Luther?
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Oh. Uh, I heard tell, uh,
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Master Carson's wife
be arrested and jailed.
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What for?
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For being a witch.
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But not yet tried.
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She be as good as convicted.
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Oh, that's terrible. Shh-shh.
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Guard thy speech.
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Well... partial to
witches, is she?
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She said no such thing.
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I-I just mean that everyone
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is entitled to a fair trial.
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Even a wife.
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Uh, mistress, uh,
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take these two
tankards to the far table.
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I'll help thee.
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Thy words contain much sense.
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I may have lost my memory,
but I haven't lost my mind.
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Ooh.
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Sam.
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It's me, Sam.
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Is thy name Sam? No.
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Look, I know you
don't know who I am,
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b-but it won't hurt to talk.
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It will if thee talketh
with thine hands.
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Uh, where can I get a pencil?
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Uh, where can thee get a what?
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Sorry. Wrong century.
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Greetings, Master Farley.
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Greetings, sir.
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Uh, greetings.
Greetings, friends.
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Greetings. Magistrate.
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This man at the bar
that you see there...
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Uh, take this coin
and do what I tell you.
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Well! Oh!
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Uh, why did you do that?
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Just because I am a
barmaid doesn't mean
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thee can take liberties with me.
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Sir, I'm going to ask thee
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to leave these premises.
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But I haven't done anything.
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I will be the judge of that.
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Who are you?
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The judge.
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I do not know where
thou came from,
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for thy speech is strange.
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But in this town, we do
not permit lewd conduct.
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Oh, I'm afraid there's been
a misunderstanding. I...
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Indeed, there has been.
But a day in the stocks
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will serve to clarify
things for thee, master.
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A day in the what?
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The stocks? Oh, now, listen,
you gotta let me explain...
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Take him away!
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- What are you doing?
- Don't I get a hearing?
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I demand to see a lawyer.
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Let go of me!
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Hi.
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What are you mad about?
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I'm the one that had to
stand out here all night.
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I'm sorry.
262
00:13:45,159 --> 00:13:47,437
I don't like to
see people suffer.
263
00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:49,528
How am I gonna
get through to you?
264
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,676
Sam, look at me. Think.
265
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,210
Search your memory.
266
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,801
Don't you remember me?
267
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,250
Of course.
268
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,618
You do?
269
00:14:01,642 --> 00:14:04,755
Yes. Thou art the person
270
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:06,778
who tried to get fresh
with me yesterday.
271
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,850
Here. Take back thy coin.
272
00:14:12,386 --> 00:14:14,898
Hey, wait. What is it?
273
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,100
I could use some of that water.
274
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,858
Oh. Very well.
275
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,499
Hast thou had enough?
276
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,128
Oh. Plague on it.
277
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,463
I've broken my quill.
278
00:14:46,487 --> 00:14:47,664
Oh. And we've no other.
279
00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,221
Oh, what a shame.
280
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,069
Oh, um... here.
281
00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:53,392
Use this.
282
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,539
What manner of a device is this?
283
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:02,012
As I recall... it is
a... ballpoint quill.
284
00:15:02,036 --> 00:15:03,935
Ballpoint quill?
285
00:15:05,373 --> 00:15:06,671
It needeth no ink.
286
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,819
That cannot be.
287
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,277
Try it.
288
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:15,725
It is truly amazing.
289
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,650
May I see that, Master Farley?
290
00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:26,236
It is a product of
witchcraft, surely.
291
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,171
Saints preserve us.
292
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,373
Did I not tell thee
she was a witch?
293
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,429
Seize her!
294
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,279
Why dost thou
accuse me of witchery,
295
00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:36,513
when it was the stranger
296
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,282
who gave me this curious quill?
297
00:15:38,306 --> 00:15:40,717
The stranger be accused as well.
298
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,507
- Aye.
- Aye.
299
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,866
How can you eat this stuff?
300
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,368
You must dip the
bread in the honey.
301
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:01,471
I did. The only thing
worse than old bread
302
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:02,961
is sticky old bread.
303
00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:13,316
We've gotta get
out of this place.
304
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,639
How?
305
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,754
With this coin.
306
00:16:17,778 --> 00:16:19,389
How can a coin help?
307
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,046
It's a magic coin.
308
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,083
Then thou art a witch.
309
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,531
It is the devil's coin.
310
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,233
That's no way to talk
about your mother.
311
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,434
Fetch the prisoners
312
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,104
and bring them
to the witch house.
313
00:16:34,128 --> 00:16:35,705
They're coming.
314
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,974
Uh, we've gotta get out of here.
315
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,197
Uh, catch.
316
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,681
Well, master.
317
00:16:44,705 --> 00:16:45,916
It is time.
318
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:48,006
Both must wear shackles.
319
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,254
Uh, hold on a minute.
320
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,523
I just wanna get
the coin I dropped.
321
00:16:53,547 --> 00:16:56,092
Believe me, where
thou art doomed to go
322
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,494
thou will have little
need for money.
323
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,696
You've gotta listen to me.
324
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,098
These nuts burn witches.
325
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,733
Thou art wrong.
326
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,635
We hang them.
327
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,559
Oh. That's comforting.
328
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:15,378
Admit to witchcraft,
or it'll go hard with ye.
329
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:19,048
Ye will be hanged
for refusing to confess.
330
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,684
And if we do confess?
331
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,787
Then you'll be hanged
for being witches.
332
00:17:23,811 --> 00:17:25,889
Are you getting the picture?
333
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,080
Custer had a better
chance than we do.
334
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,782
Who's Custer?
335
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,051
Forget it.
336
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,301
And then she draws that
strange quill from her pocket
337
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,570
and hands it to Master Farley.
338
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,138
At once I knew it to be
339
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,540
an instrument of the devil.
340
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,442
How so?
341
00:17:45,466 --> 00:17:48,567
It had an unholy glow about it.
342
00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:52,582
That is absolute nonsense.
343
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:54,917
The court will decide
344
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,075
what is nonsense
and what is not.
345
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,513
A simple "sit down" will do.
346
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,528
And then she says, says she:
347
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,564
"Everybody's
entitled to a fair trial.
348
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,599
Even a witch."
349
00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,491
I said, "Even a wife."
350
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:17,974
If it pleaseth the court...
351
00:18:17,998 --> 00:18:19,531
I wish to confess.
352
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:25,848
Come forward, master.
353
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,484
Thou art dismissed.
354
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,819
Thou art ready to state
355
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,788
that thou art a witch?
356
00:18:31,812 --> 00:18:33,323
Uh, not me.
357
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:34,347
Her.
358
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,759
The poor child. I warned thee
359
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,028
not to trust him.
360
00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:39,662
Thou wast right.
361
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,287
He is a rat in wolf's clothing.
362
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,501
With this coin...
363
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,793
I will demonstrate
that she is a sorceress.
364
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,099
Do as he asks.
365
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,150
Face the east. Do not heed him.
366
00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:01,618
He is allied with the devil.
367
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:04,287
There is something in his manner
368
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,556
that touches my memory.
369
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,946
And I must obey.
370
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,595
Take this coin, place
it on your forehead
371
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,264
and bow three times.
372
00:19:14,288 --> 00:19:16,165
But the coin will fall off.
373
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,166
No, it won't.
374
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,456
It's covered with honey.
375
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,259
Bow three times...
376
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,007
and say:
377
00:19:24,031 --> 00:19:28,400
Uh, ahmed... talu, varsi, lupin.
378
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,381
What does that mean?
379
00:19:31,405 --> 00:19:32,615
"Good luck."
380
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,072
And we could sure use some.
381
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:46,178
Ahmed... talu... varsi... lupin.
382
00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,955
Darrin! Sam!
383
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,306
Let's get out of here.
384
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,762
Not yet.
385
00:19:58,832 --> 00:20:01,867
It is true. I am a witch.
386
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:09,953
But I am going to prove
beyond a shadow of a doubt
387
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:13,323
that none of the others...
None of those accused
388
00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:15,546
actually were witches.
389
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,195
And what is the basis
390
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,497
for this absurd contention?
391
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,265
Do you think that mere
392
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,967
iron shackles could contain me?
393
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,605
Now, how can mortals
prosecute creatures
394
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,273
who can transform themselves.
395
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,576
Who can cause
fire, flood and storm?
396
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,146
How can you imprison someone
397
00:20:36,170 --> 00:20:39,082
who can vanish
before your very eyes?
398
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:41,484
Art thou done?
399
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,985
Yes.
400
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,288
It is thy contention
401
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,657
that a witch can vanish,
402
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,360
yet thou dost not vanish.
403
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:53,763
No. And why not?
404
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:57,033
To make us believe
thou art not a witch.
405
00:20:57,057 --> 00:21:00,937
Yet that what thou
hath proved instead is
406
00:21:00,961 --> 00:21:03,940
that thou art a witch.
407
00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:07,343
For who but a witch
would be cunning enough
408
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,102
not to display her powers?
409
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,872
Seize them and
return them to the jail.
410
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:24,282
Now, uh, for my next trick.
411
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,238
And just in case that
412
00:21:35,262 --> 00:21:38,263
doesn't convince
you... watch this.
413
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,147
What a ham.
414
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:02,765
Now... do you understand?
415
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,335
The people that you
persecuted were guiltless.
416
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,492
They were mortals,
just like yourselves.
417
00:22:09,029 --> 00:22:11,341
You are the guilty.
418
00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:14,511
It is the recommendation
of the court
419
00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:17,314
that we all repair to our homes
420
00:22:17,338 --> 00:22:23,019
and reflect carefully...
on the illusions
421
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:25,989
that we have seen
and heard this day.
422
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:29,192
And then have a pint of ale
423
00:22:29,216 --> 00:22:31,127
and forget that
it ever happened.
424
00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:32,517
Ready for takeoff?
425
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:40,102
Let us attribute
these hallucinations
426
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,139
to our own witch hysteria.
427
00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:45,074
And I hereby decree an end
428
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,999
to these and future trials.
429
00:22:55,843 --> 00:22:57,275
Sam?
430
00:22:58,345 --> 00:22:59,622
Good morning.
431
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,023
Mrs. Stephens said to tell you
432
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,124
that she had to go out,
433
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:03,693
but she wouldn't be gone long.
434
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,294
What would you like for brunch?
435
00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:06,796
I don't know.
436
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,220
What can you make
without causing a disaster?
437
00:23:10,424 --> 00:23:12,469
Fortunately, I know
you like to joke,
438
00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:14,504
so I don't resent that.
439
00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:15,905
How about an omelette?
440
00:23:15,929 --> 00:23:17,407
Okay.
441
00:23:17,431 --> 00:23:19,809
Maybe a nice Spanish omelette?
442
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:20,977
Fine, fine.
443
00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:22,311
Uh, wait a minute.
444
00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,814
W-we are talking
about an omelette
445
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:25,882
made with chicken eggs.
446
00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:27,105
We are?
447
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,175
All right. If that's
the way you want it.
448
00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,383
Oh, boy. I'm tired.
449
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,897
It's the time change
450
00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:43,900
from the 17th to
the 20th century.
451
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:44,934
Where have you been?
452
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,469
I had a little
unfinished business
453
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:48,505
with the Witches
Council, remember?
454
00:23:48,529 --> 00:23:50,039
That's right. What happened?
455
00:23:50,063 --> 00:23:52,842
Good news. I don't
have to go back to Salem.
456
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:55,044
That's terrific. How come?
457
00:23:55,068 --> 00:23:57,747
I pointed out to them
that in their own way
458
00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,148
they're just as
bad as the people
459
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:00,983
behind the original witch hunts.
460
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,185
And their attitude
toward our marriage
461
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,555
is just as prejudiced
and bigoted.
462
00:24:05,579 --> 00:24:07,824
You know something?
463
00:24:07,848 --> 00:24:10,059
You're a good little infighter.
464
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,761
You mean I'm
effective in the clinches?
465
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,829
Yeah.
466
00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:14,029
Brunch is on!
467
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,665
Mm. Mm-hm.
468
00:24:15,689 --> 00:24:17,266
She's making a Spanish omelette.
469
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,724
Oh. That should be interesting.
470
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,512
How do you feel
about a plain omelette
471
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:31,569
with Spanish on the side?
472
00:24:38,378 --> 00:24:40,111
That's interesting.
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