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Uh, there's witches
up there. See?
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See? See? Heh-heh.
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They changed the witch sign
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from an old hag witch
to a pretty young witch.
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And the cops are
going up there right now,
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and they're gonna get 'em
for taking the bedwarmer.
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Sam, I don't wanna
spend the first day
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of what I laughingly
call a vacation, in jail.
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But, sweetheart,
it isn't my fault
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that the bedwarmer
followed me back
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from the House of Seven Gables.
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Sam, we're harboring
a hot bedwarmer.
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Now, will you please zap
it back to where it belongs.
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Darrin, this is a warlock
who has been transformed.
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Now, don't you think I have
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a moral obligation to help him?
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I think you have
a moral obligation
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to see that we stay out of jail.
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Ow!
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Sam, if you don't
get rid of that, I will.
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With an axe.
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- Who is it?
- Open up. Police.
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Sam, honey, quick.
Zap it out of here.
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What's the matter?
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He doesn't wanna go.
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Well, this is no time
to give him a choice.
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Darrin, there is a
warlock in there.
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Now, if he refuses to leave,
my witchcraft won't work.
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You witches have
the dumbest rules.
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And at the dumbest times.
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Open up in there.
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I'd better hide it.
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Boy, are you stubborn.
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Coming.
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Oh. Hello, Miss Ferndale.
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We'd like to talk to
you about something.
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You mind if we come in?
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Uh, not at all.
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Is that him? Yes.
And that's her.
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And if you don't
mind, I'm going to
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look for my bedwarmer.
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Oh, Miss Ferndale.
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We just brought you up here
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to make the identification.
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The rest is up to us.
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Oh. Very well.
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I'll never understand
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how you thought you
could get away with it.
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With what?
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Officer, please call me
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as soon as you
recover the bedwarmer.
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I certainly will.
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You were both at the House
of the Seven Gables today?
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Uh, that's right.
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Have either one of you
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any knowledge of a bedwarmer?
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I... I do.
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Uh, first, you put
the hot coals inside,
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a-and then you pass it between
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the cold sheets to warm them.
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I don't think you understand.
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This valuable
antique was missing
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from the House of the
Seven Gables today,
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right after you people left.
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W... Now, wait a minute.
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Uh, you're not
implying that we stole it?
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Oh, uh, of course
not, sweetheart.
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The officers are
just doing their duty.
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When they find out they have
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the wrong party,
I'm sure they'll apo...
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Logize.
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Wrong party, huh?
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O-officer, we are
telling the truth.
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We did not steal it.
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No? What did it
do? Follow you here?
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Yes. As a matter
of fact, it did.
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Wiseacre remarks are
not going to help you.
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You're both under arrest.
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She had nothing to do with it.
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Okay. Then you're under arrest.
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It's, uh... heavier
than it looks.
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Excuse me. May I?
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Now, I want you to go
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with these nice gentlemen.
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And I want you to stay
put until you hear from me.
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I don't want you
to do anything rash.
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You understand?
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Grab it.
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Grab what?
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The bedwarmer.
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You grab it.
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All right, let's go.
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Up here, Samantha.
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Oh. Uh, Mother,
you have to help me.
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Just a minute.
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I'm looking over the
agenda for tonight's meeting.
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But it's an emergency.
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Oh. What is it?
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The police have arrested Darrin
for stealing that bedwarmer.
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And?
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He's in jail.
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You call that an emergency?
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That's not funny.
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Excuse me.
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Why are you so upset?
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What's the worst
that can happen? Uh...
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They'll put Durwood away
for a week or a month.
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Or a year at the
most... if we're lucky.
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Mother, sometimes
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you can be positively vicious.
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Thank you, my precious pet.
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Yeah. Now, now, look.
They cannot hold Darrin
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if I can get rid
of the evidence.
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Uh, now, I have
to find the spell
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that'll turn that bedwarmer
back to its original form.
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The only one who
can tell you that
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is the witch who cast it.
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Well, I know that.
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That's why I want you
to put me on the agenda
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so I can ask if
anyone knows about it.
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Well, it's a pretty
long agenda right now.
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We probably won't
get to you tonight.
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Mother... either I am
first on the agenda,
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or Daddy is going to find out
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all about you and
Sir Walter Raleigh.
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What is there to find out?
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The dear man was kind enough
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to put his cape down
over a puddle for me.
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You invited him home to dinner.
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So what?
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Mother, uh, when you sent me
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to bed after dinner...
I didn't go to bed.
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Oh, heh. Guess who's
first on the agenda?
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All right. All right.
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It's time to get started.
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Let's settle down, shall we?
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As chairlady...
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I declare the
Centennial Convocation
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of the Witches of the
World to be in session.
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The first on the agenda
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is my daughter, Samantha.
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Thank you.
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You have 10 seconds.
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What? How can I explain
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the problem in 10 seconds?
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You now have eight seconds.
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Uh, I... I want to
know if anyone here
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has any knowledge of an incident
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that apparently took place
during the witch hunts.
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It involves a bedwarmer.
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Well, we have to move on.
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The next order of business...
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, Mother, please.
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Now what?
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Will you try? You try.
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Send a message out to
the atmospheric continuum.
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Oh.
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Very well.
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Will those in front
move back a bit?
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There may be a little fallout.
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Sparks fly up And fire rise
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While I the air Do mesmerize
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Find the one Who cast the spell
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And bring him To this ferny dell
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Well, we should have an
answer within a few minutes.
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Oh, good.
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Uh, that'll give me time
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to pop down to
jail and see Darrin.
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Uh, he's going to be tickled
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when he finds out how
cooperative you've been.
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Tsk. I may be ill.
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I'll go quietly, officer.
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Oh. Oh.
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Can't you stop snoring?
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Only if I stop sleeping.
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Forget it. Go back to sleep.
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Can't. Once I'm up, I'm
up for the rest of the...
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Sam, what are you doing here?
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Suppose somebody sees you?
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I just dropped in for a minute
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to tell you the good news.
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Mother just sent out a call
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to find the person
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who put the spell
on that bedwarmer.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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They're back. The
witches are back.
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You'd better cut
out of here quick.
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Okay. Bye-bye, sweetheart.
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See you in court.
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All right now.
What's all the fuss?
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Wouldn't believe me when
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I told you there
was witches, huh?
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Explain to me how
she got in here.
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Who? Her.
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What...? W-what happened to her?
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Mr. Potter... go back to sleep.
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And have another nightmare?
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Not me.
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I'm gonna stay awake all night.
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Good. That's the first break
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I've had all day.
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Oh, Samantha. We've
been waiting for you.
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Has anything happened? Uh, yes.
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Uh, the witch who cast
that spell just arrived.
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Uh, she's over there
with your mother.
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Serena.
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Might have known.
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Oh!
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Oh, there you are, darling.
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Look what the atmospheric
continuum blew in.
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Hi, Serena. Hi, Sammy.
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Figures.
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Okay. Uh, just give me the spell
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you used to change him.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding.
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That was 300 years ago.
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I can't remember that far back.
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She has a hard enough
time remembering
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what happened yesterday.
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Ha-ha-ha! Thanks, Auntie Endora.
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Well, I have to get
back to the palace
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before the maharajah's
wives return from the seashore.
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Uh-uh. No, no.
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You're not going anywhere.
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Not until we
straighten this out.
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Mother? Now what?
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What you are going to do is
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send her back to old Salem
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so she can
re-create the incident
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and sharpen her memory.
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Okay. Let's get this
show on the road.
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- Winds blow -
And stars turn round
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Into the past With
the speed of sound
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Take this witch To
the time and place
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Back to the scene
Of Salem's disgrace
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Uh, uh... Uh, Serena.
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Widow Patterson. What
has happened to thee?
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I am accused of being a witch.
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Oh.
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Oh, Serena. Thou art too much.
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Oh. Thy lovely wench.
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Mm. Mm-hm-hm.
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Ooh.
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- Serena.
- Ah!
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Serena. Well,
what art thou doing?
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Well, I'm not picking cotton.
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What can I do for you, chum?
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What are those... lips?
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Groovy, huh?
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Why is thy speech suddenly
so strange to mine ears?
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Don't ask me. I'm
not an ear doctor.
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Have you ever heard of knocking
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before you enter a lady's house?
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Well, we have no secrets from
each other, have we, sweetest?
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Hast thou thought
about my proposal?
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What proposal? Oh.
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Oh. Y-you mean
about getting married.
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Oh, get up, Newton.
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We had a lovely
weekend. Why spoil it?
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Spoil it? I just wanna make
it last forever and a day.
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I might consider a day...
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but you can forget
about forever.
264
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Oh, Serena. I shall
never leave thy side.
265
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,504
That could make
things a bit awkward.
266
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:09,719
Art thou expecting somebody?
267
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,321
No. But you never know
268
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,390
when the witch
hunters might barge in.
269
00:15:13,414 --> 00:15:15,425
Not that we couldn't barge out,
270
00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:17,627
but... oh, it's just
such a nuisance.
271
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:21,864
Aye. And my witchcraft
isn't all it should be.
272
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,500
That's not the only thing.
273
00:15:23,524 --> 00:15:24,668
Hm?
274
00:15:24,692 --> 00:15:26,603
Oh, that reminds me.
275
00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:30,674
Uh, Captain Nichols stopped
me on the street the other day
276
00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:34,010
and asked me a lot
of questions about you.
277
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,846
No. Yes.
278
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,069
Y-you mean, they suspect me?
279
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,018
Uh, w-what did you tell him?
280
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,775
Well, I just said...
281
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,023
Who is it?
282
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,558
Captain Nichols.
283
00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:51,295
It is he. He knows I am here.
284
00:15:51,319 --> 00:15:52,396
He's coming after me.
285
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,465
C-c-come. W-we had best vanish.
286
00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:59,536
I'm not going to vanish
till I finish my hair.
287
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,439
But perhaps you had best.
288
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,896
Yes. Yes, it...
It might be wise.
289
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:10,780
See? When I'm nervous,
my powers keep failing me.
290
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,437
So I've noticed.
291
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,018
What am I to do?
292
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,353
I know. I know.
293
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,556
I'll change you into
something inanimate.
294
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,790
What would you like to be?
295
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,148
I-it makes little
difference. Just do it.
296
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,965
Rumble-ty tumble-ty
Snickety snack
297
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,868
This spell will give
you Just what you lack
298
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:35,872
Courage and calm
Particularly the former
299
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:38,475
Zippity-zappity You're
now a bedwarmer
300
00:16:38,499 --> 00:16:42,968
Oh, no. Not... Oh. Cute.
301
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,779
No, you don't.
302
00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,818
Coming.
303
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,471
What took thee
so long to answer?
304
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,864
Wouldst have me come
to the door half-dressed?
305
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,199
Why not?
306
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,283
Oh!
307
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,874
She'll be back in a moment.
308
00:17:23,277 --> 00:17:26,089
This is getting to be
a drag, Auntie Endora.
309
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,992
One more unwelcome interruption,
310
00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:32,195
and I am going to freak out.
311
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,563
Never mind that.
312
00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:35,098
Court's about to
go into session.
313
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,366
Did you remember the spell?
314
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,534
Yes.
315
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,370
But I've been thinking.
316
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,972
If you change Newton back,
317
00:17:41,996 --> 00:17:44,407
he's gonna start
bugging me again.
318
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,509
W-well, I'm sorry
about that, Serena,
319
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,912
but it's the only way
I can clear Darrin.
320
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:51,081
It is, huh?
321
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:52,548
You sure?
322
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,072
Positive.
323
00:17:55,576 --> 00:17:59,423
Sammy... would it
really be so terrible
324
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:01,224
if Ding-dong
325
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,782
spent one or two years in jail?
326
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,353
What?! You give me that spell!
327
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:12,891
Gee. It was just a suggestion.
328
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,880
Hi there.
329
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:26,383
Well... you're early.
330
00:18:26,407 --> 00:18:27,850
Courtroom's right down the hall.
331
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,653
Won't be in session
for another half hour.
332
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:34,691
I know. Um, I-I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.
333
00:18:34,715 --> 00:18:35,847
What's that?
334
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,621
Sleep tight.
335
00:18:56,737 --> 00:18:58,770
Will you behave yourself?
336
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:05,922
Rumble-ty tumble-ty
Snicker-y snack
337
00:19:05,946 --> 00:19:08,124
This is the spell That
will change you back
338
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,126
First a warlock Then a bedwarmer
339
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,096
Zippity-zappity Now
you're the former
340
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,731
Oh, Serena, my
dearest. Ow. Uh...
341
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,067
You look lovely as a blond.
342
00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:19,769
Newton, I am not S-Serena. What?
343
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:22,172
No, I-I-I'm her
cousin, Samantha.
344
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:23,673
Oh, she must have
told you about me.
345
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:25,108
Oh, yes. How do
you do, Samantha?
346
00:19:25,132 --> 00:19:26,176
How do you do?
347
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,378
Now, where is my darling Serena?
348
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:30,680
That was a rotten
trick she pulled on me,
349
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:32,404
but I still dig that chick.
350
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,119
"Dig?" "Chick?"
351
00:19:36,143 --> 00:19:39,189
How did a 300-year-old
bedwarmer get so hip?
352
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:42,280
By keeping my ears
open and my lid shut.
353
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:46,196
Now, take me to Serena.
354
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:49,065
Well, I-I think there's
something you should know.
355
00:19:49,089 --> 00:19:50,367
Yes?
356
00:19:50,391 --> 00:19:52,568
In exchange for
giving me the spell,
357
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,372
your darling Serena
made me promise
358
00:19:55,396 --> 00:19:58,441
that you would never
bother her again. Ever.
359
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,343
Under any circumstances.
360
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,744
She said that?
361
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,946
Yes.
362
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,749
You know, maybe I
ought to forget about her.
363
00:20:05,773 --> 00:20:07,383
Good idea.
364
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,952
And start thinking about you.
365
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:10,086
No, forget it, Newton.
366
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,821
I've been out of
circulation so long.
367
00:20:11,845 --> 00:20:13,423
Well, a little bit
longer can't hurt.
368
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:14,879
Let's bring you up-to-date.
369
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,361
Oh, lovely. Mm-hm.
370
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,863
Where are we going? To court.
371
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,688
Terrific. Whom am I
going to be courting?
372
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:27,771
Brother. Do you
have a one-track mind.
373
00:20:27,795 --> 00:20:28,927
True, true.
374
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,697
Robbed?
375
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,582
Told you I had a plan.
376
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,985
Some plan, stealing
the evidence.
377
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,286
Some gratitude.
378
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,287
How can you say that to
379
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,923
this lovely lady
who liberated me?
380
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:50,160
I can say it because
this lovely lady is my wife.
381
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:51,184
Oh?
382
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,551
Oh.
383
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:57,967
Oh.
384
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,725
Miss... Miss Ferndale,
hello... Sit down, Newton.
385
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,540
She only knows
you as a bedwarmer.
386
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,442
True. I've been hanging there
387
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,767
for years admiring her.
388
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,989
Will the defendant
389
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,612
please approach the bench?
390
00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:29,032
Now, the evidence
seems to be missing.
391
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:30,267
You wouldn't happen to know
392
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,668
anything about that, would you?
393
00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:34,704
Me? Your Honor, I
was locked up all night.
394
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,939
Uh, e-excuse me,
Your... Your Honor.
395
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,808
Uh, perhaps I can explain.
396
00:21:38,832 --> 00:21:41,778
She's the defendant's
wife, Your Honor.
397
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:42,979
Yes?
398
00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:45,181
Well, I-I don't know
whether the officers
399
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,550
mentioned this in
their report or not,
400
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:51,509
but, uh, that was a
very unusual bedwarmer.
401
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,892
What is she talking about?
402
00:21:55,916 --> 00:21:57,861
I haven't the slightest
idea, Your Honor.
403
00:21:57,885 --> 00:21:59,050
Me either. Heh.
404
00:22:02,356 --> 00:22:03,900
Although come to think of it,
405
00:22:03,924 --> 00:22:05,401
a lot of things
that bedwarmer did
406
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,491
were pretty quirky.
407
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,506
Quirky?
408
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:12,041
Yeah. Weird.
409
00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,510
It wouldn't let us lift it.
410
00:22:13,534 --> 00:22:14,743
Yeah, only her.
411
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:18,915
Then she told it to do
what she said, and it did.
412
00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:20,516
It did, huh?
413
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,941
Yes. Hopped right over to us.
414
00:22:24,044 --> 00:22:25,154
Hopped?
415
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,557
Practically did a little jig.
416
00:22:27,581 --> 00:22:30,794
Then when the sergeant
had me put it in the closet...
417
00:22:30,818 --> 00:22:32,395
it tried to bite me.
418
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,419
Oh.
419
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:37,534
How long has it been since
these men have had a vacation?
420
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:39,057
Too long.
421
00:22:40,127 --> 00:22:42,405
My apologies to you.
422
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,407
Case is dismissed.
423
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:46,075
Uh, w-wait.
424
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,111
Uh, Judge Ferguson,
425
00:22:48,135 --> 00:22:50,080
what about my bedwarmer?
426
00:22:50,104 --> 00:22:52,248
Well, I don't know,
Miss Ferndale,
427
00:22:52,272 --> 00:22:55,218
but we certainly have
no case against this man.
428
00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:57,086
Do... D-do you mean to say that
429
00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,921
I'm not going to get it back?
430
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,623
That's just terrible.
431
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:02,192
I demand an investigation.
432
00:23:02,216 --> 00:23:03,759
After all, I'm missing
a bedwarmer.
433
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,261
Now, I want it
back. I understand.
434
00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,163
What are you
going to do about it?
435
00:23:07,187 --> 00:23:09,687
- Well, you see, the...
- The evidence went missing...
436
00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:16,338
I'm sorry, Miss Ferndale,
437
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:17,606
but we have no evidence.
438
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:20,609
And without evidence,
we cannot prosecute.
439
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,111
And as for the bedwarmer,
440
00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:24,147
I cannot return that which
441
00:23:24,171 --> 00:23:25,481
seemingly never existed.
442
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,716
Now, I don't know what
you mean by "no evidence."
443
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,886
The evidence is the
bedwarmer is missing.
444
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,187
Uh, forgive me. What? Yes?
445
00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:32,388
Forgive me for intruding.
446
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,492
But perhaps the
bedwarmer can be replaced.
447
00:23:35,516 --> 00:23:38,494
Uh... Who are you?
448
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,163
Uh, this is Newton.
449
00:23:40,187 --> 00:23:42,720
He's sort of an
expert on bedwarmers.
450
00:23:44,024 --> 00:23:49,572
Oh. Well... the one we
had was very unique.
451
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,773
Oh, thank you.
452
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,741
I mean, uh, is that true?
453
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,677
Well, just keep
your fingers crossed.
454
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,279
It may show up yet.
455
00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:57,480
And if it doesn't,
456
00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,949
I personally guarantee
I will duplicate it.
457
00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:02,485
Duplicate it? How?
458
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,986
By witchcraft, of course.
459
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,054
What?
460
00:24:05,078 --> 00:24:06,078
Uh, Newton.
461
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,191
I don't think it's very nice
462
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,093
to tease someone
who lives in Salem
463
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,585
just because they
once believed in witches.
464
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:15,854
I'm sorry.
465
00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:20,269
Dear lady... why
don't we have lunch
466
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,526
and discuss the whole matter?
467
00:24:22,596 --> 00:24:24,529
Well, I'd love to.
468
00:24:30,471 --> 00:24:33,182
Sure has a way with
the ladies, doesn't he?
469
00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,851
That's for sure.
470
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:37,520
Anyway... it looks
as if Miss Ferndale
471
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,811
has got herself
another bedwarmer.
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