All language subtitles for Bewitched S05E30 Samantha and Darrin in Mexico City

You naughty little
eavesdropping witch! Shh!

What are you doing? I'm trying to
find out if we're going to Mexico City.

This mortal life has addled
your brain, Samantha.

Darrin's advertising campaign...

may introduce a new soft drink,
Bueno, to the American public.

It's a multimillion-dollar
project.

I think it's a
multimillion-dollar bore.

You would.

There's a chance you'll be able to
babysit with Tabitha for a couple of days.

A chance?

If Senor Aragon likes Darrin's
presentation, we are going to Mexico City.

That's not a chance.

That's practically a guarantee that
you won't be going to Mexico City.

Mother, just be available.

Just whistle.

Good.

Your husband has some excellent ideas that
Señor Garcia will be very pleased with.

Ah. Yes, it's
great stuff, Darrin.

This is a marvelous job.

I'll be very proud to present
this to Senor Garcia tomorrow.

You? I thought I was going
to make the presentation.

You'll undoubtedly be going
down there later, anyhow,

but I feel this should
be a summit meeting.

Presidente to presidente.

Well, we'd better
be running along.

We've got to catch a
5:00 plane. Excuse me.

Send us an enchilada
or something.

Señora Stephens,
Señor Stephens. Senor.

Thank you for your very gracious
hospitality. You're welcome.

Well, uh, so long.

Well, there goes our
trip to Mexico City.

Honey, those things happen in
business. Why should I feel bad?

Who cares if I did all the work, and
Larry wants to be a glory grabber?

Who cares about
Mexico City anyway?

We do. That's who. Right!

Hi, sweetheart. How
was your golf game?

Miserable. Oh.

I won all the money, and I hated
every minute of it. Poor darling.

You teed off at 10:00,
and you're still teed off.

Sorry.

Um, let's go out on the patio. You can
have a sandwich and some cold beer.

If this were Bueno, I'd
choke. Yes, I-I know.

Sam? Hmm?

Do you realize that Larry
Tate, the ugly American,

is in Mexico City for three
glorious days that belong to us?

In fact, right this moment...

he's having lunch with Raul
Garcia and Carlos Aragon.

And he's pitching
my presentation!

Hmm. Sweetheart, I-I
have a few things to do,

so you, uh, read the funnies
and do the crossword puzzle.

Enjoy yourself.

I like it. It is the work of a
talented man. Thank you.

Carlos tells me that you have
another man who is very imaginative.

- Señor Stephens.
- Yes. Bright boy.

I've brought him
along carefully.

And under my guidance, uh,

in a couple of years, he may develop
some of my judgment and creativeness...

and, uh, insincerity.

- I meant sincerity, of course.
- Of course.

In any case, I'll handle the
Bueno account personally.

Even though I
don't like the stuff.

- Who said that?
- You said it.

And why don't you like it?

I do. I do like it. I-I
drink it all the time!

I-I don't know how I
happened to say that.

Just a-a slip of the tongue.

- A very long slip.
- No, really, I love it!

And I-I love Mexico. It has so much
to offer us... for a backward country.

What am I saying?

I assure you, Mr. Tate,

that at least we are not
backward in the social graces.

I know. I know.
Let me apologize.

Believe me, I admire
the Mexican people.

So strong, so
artistic, so sleepy.

I didn't mean it.

I don't know why I'm
saying these things.

Perhaps you are tired!

Yes, v-very tired.

I am impressed by your presentation,
but I have made up my mind that...

That I haven't made
up my mind yet.

I will look this over again.

I don't understand why
I am reconsidering it,

but we shall meet
again for lunch tomorrow.

Now, if you will excuse
me. Yes, of course.

I honestly don't know
what happened to me.

As you Americanos might say, I'm
afraid that you have walked the bases full.

And it is time to
bring in a relief pitcher.

Perhaps someone more
simpático, as we say.

Perhaps, uh, Señor Stephens.

Yes. Yes.

I'll get him here immediately.

- And does he speak Spanish?
- Oh, fluently.

It would help a great deal if he
could say a few words in Spanish...

to Señor Garcia's
directors and associates.

Oh, he'll do it gladly.

He's quite a linguist.

How's the Spanish coming?

This is called So You Want to Speak
Spanish Fluently in Five Minutes.

My fluency is hours overdue.

Oh. Well, maybe it'll come
on strong in the stretch.

And where's your
mother? She's late!

Anything to make it
inconvenient for me. She'll be...

My mother, the beach bunny.

Look what I won in the surfing
competition. I'm a champion hotdogger.

Well, that's fine,
Mother, but...

They'd never seen
anybody hang 21 before.

Ten toes, ten fingers, and my
nose right over the front of the board.

Oh. Hello, my little darling.

Hello, Grandmama.

Enough of the pleasantries.

Let's just say good-bye
to the old lady of the sea.

Darrin.

What did she say?

She said she hopes
we have a good time.

Oh. With her babysitting, and my
having to give a speech in Spanish,

I'm beginning to doubt it.

Having trouble with Spanish?
I'll give you a little zap.

No, no. No zapping. I'll learn it
my own way. Oh, I doubt that.

Mother!

What? Good-bye
again, sweetheart.

Now, listen. You take good
care of Grandmama, okay?

There.

And now, I have
something for Durwood.

Higgledy-piggledy chestnut tree.

No one now will ever see
how embarrassed you will be.

When you speak
the fluent Spanish,

all your fears will
merely vanish!

Okay, now l-let's
try this greeting.

Close your eyes
and repeat after me.

Mucho gusto en
conocerle, Señor Garcia.

Mucho gusto en
conocerle, Señor Garcia.

Yeah, well, that was ex...

Darrin. Darrin, don't look now.

But, if you do look, you
won't be able to see yourself.

Where'd I go?

What happened? I'm back again.

Ruthie, is there a man in C-8
talking to a cute blonde? Yes.

Your Spanish was perfect, but
when you spoke it, you disappeared.

This is one of your
mother's delightful pranks.

Why?

I think I've picked up
a virus or something.

Say something else in Spanish.

El gusto... es mío.

Maybe I accidentally switched
contact lenses with my roommate.

I disappeared again.

Mother's up to something. When is
your mother going to butt out of our lives?

Well? Never mind. I know. Never!

N-Now, dear, don't worry. I'll go
back and find out what's going on.

Oh! Hello, darling.

If you're popping in because you're
so concerned about Tabitha, just relax.

She's having a nap.

I am not concerned about Tabitha.
I am concerned about Darrin.

Mother, what have
you done to him?

I didn't do anything to him.

Nature did it.

Every time he speaks a word
of Spanish, he disappears.

Oh?

Oh, how amusing.

Mother, it isn't funny.

What have you done?

Well, the old lady of the sea just
tried to help the poor, frightened soul.

I merely cast a spell to remove
his fear when he spoke Spanish.

Well, since it removed him,
the poor boy must be all fear.

Oh, it's priceless. Oh! Hmm.

Mother, you take off that spell.

Well, you tell Durwood...

the old lady of the sea
will take off the spell...

after he's learned his lesson.

And in the meantime?

In the meantime,

I'd advise him not to
speak any Spanish.

Mother,

you make a mockery
of the word "mother."

It was Mother,
all right. It figures.

Ruthie, is that cute
blonde still in her seat?

Yes, she's there.

Now, don't be upset, sweetheart.
You don't have to speak Spanish.

Least, not for a while.

I thought so.

There's one very important word I've
got to say. It's the name of the product!

Bueno! Oops.

"Jadies" and "Lentleman," we
are now approaching "Cexico Mity."

Mucho gusto en
conocerle, Señor Garcia.

Go ahead, Darrin. Dazzle
him with a little español.

Mm-mmm. Why do you
think I brought you down here?

Probably because you blew
the first meeting with him.

We'll have lunch at
a charming restaurant

that overlooks the lake
at Chapultepec Park.

It's one of my favorite
places. I'm sure you'll like it too.

Maybe we should stop at our
hotel first. Check in, and so forth.

I will see that your baggage gets
to the hotel while you're at lunch.

My car is this way.

And I think, properly
handled, we could find a

large market for your...
product in the States.

There is one thing that
puzzles me, Mr. Stephens.

You always call my wonderful drink
"the product," "the drink," et cetera.

You never say
Bueno. Say it for me.

Uh, well, um... For
heaven's sakes, Darrin.

Um, maybe I shouldn't
tell you this, but, um,

he's kind of superstitious about
saying the name of a product...

before he has the account.

Now, that is silly.

Bueno simply means... good.

Say it for me, please.

Well, you see,
I've been thinking.

Uh, that word doesn't mean
anything to most Americans.

I think it should be, uh, renamed
for the American market. What?

Oh, this altitude gets to you.

R-Remember how it was with me?

What name did you have in mind?

Something with, um,
sparkle, lightness, gaiety.

That has... zap.

That's exactly what
I had in mind. A zap!

Lively, bubbly. You could
say, "Get some Zap in your life."

What do you think about that?

Well, I think...

I think I ought
to think it over.

And, now, let me show you one of
the most beautiful cities in the world.

Well, that's very
kind of you, but...

No, no, Señor Garcia.
We'd be imposing.

Besides, you'll need a little time
by yourself to think about Zap.

You're right.

I even have to think over
why I said I'd think it over.

Well, while you're doing that,

I'll escort Sam and
Darrin to their hotel.

Arrivederci.

And when you refused to speak
Spanish, you made me look like a fool!

What's new about that? I told
you I only had a little Spanish!

Don't cloud the issue
with facts! Come on, fellas.

Yes, and where did this
idea for Zap come from, hmm?

Uh... Well, Larry, I
hate to tell you this...

It, uh, was like a sneeze.
She couldn't hold it back.

Well, okay. But you'd
better be good tonight.

Samantha, I'm getting desperate.

Y-You relax, sweetheart. I'll
pop home and see what I can do.

Mmm!

Pierre, I think we'll start with pâté
de foie gras and truffles à la Monique.

- Mother!
- Yes.

What's going on here?

Oh, uh, uh, nothing. We're
just having a little dinner.

A little dinner?

With this diet, Tabitha will have
the gout by the time she's five.

Hi, sweetheart. Samantha.

This child is just skin
and bones. She is not!

Now you get rid
of all this stuff.

Very well.

Thank you.

And take the spell
off Darrin right now.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I
forgot all about Durwood.

I'll go to work and
reverse the spell.

- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.

Sweetheart, Daddy and I
will be back on Tuesday.

And I'm sure there'll be no reason
for me to pop back before that.

No reason at all.

Now, all right, Tabitha.

Tabitha, come on and
eat your dinner, dull as it is.

Sam, Larry and Garcia will be here
in a moment, and the spell is still on!

Honey, Mother promised she would get rid
of it by using a reverse-the-spell spell.

Reverse-the-spell spell?
Th-This is ridiculous.

Well, try it again. Say
something in Spanish.

Buenas noches señoras y señores.

Hallelujah! I'm saved!

Oh! She reversed
the spell, all right.

Oh, well, n-now, sweetheart,
um, try and look at the bright side.

I-I mean, you have to make
your speech in Spanish anyway,

so j-just don't speak any
English and stick to Spanish.

Buenos noches, señoras...

Oh.

I-I'm sure Mother
meant well. Mmm!

W-Well, I'm sure that this time, it
was just a... just an honest mistake.

Sweetheart, I'll pop back
home and see what...

Oh, boy. Excuse
me. I have to change.

Good evening, Sam. Darrin.
Buenos noches. Cómo le va?

Oh, fine, fine, Mr. Stephens. You were
quite right about changing the name to Zap.

It was a brilliant
and logical solution.

How long would it take to
work out a presentation on Zap?

A week, more or less.

Isn't this a bit silly? My speaking English
to you, and you speaking Spanish to me?

You're embarrassing your host.

Oh, he just wants to be
totally immersed in Spanish. Sí.

Well, of course. But some
friends of mine from the States...

who are interested in securing the North
American franchises will be at the banquet.

Although they understand Spanish,
uh, still try to put in enough English,

so they won't feel left out.

All right?

Won't-Won't that make it a little
difficult for the, uh, Mexican group?

Oh, not at all. My associates are
quite comfortable with your language.

Oh. Sí.

Well, let us be
on our way. Senor.

Oh, boy. Darrin!

Sí.

Darrin. Mmm?

Now, you have
nothing to worry about.

Just give all your speech in Spanish
and do exactly what I tell you, huh?

Mm-hmm. Now, start the speech
by addressing the Mexican group.

Then, when you turn to
talk to the American group,

I'll toss in a little
translation spell.

That way, they'll
hear you in English.

Then, when you turn
back to the Mexican group,

I'll zap them, and they'll
hear you in Spanish.

It'll never work!

Sí.

Just keep turning back
and forth like a lighthouse.

Y el Señor Garcia?

Well, like everyone else, he'll hear
part in English and part in Spanish.

¿Y mí compañero, Larry?

Considering the way he's acted,
he'll hear the whole thing in Spanish.

Serve him right. Bueno.

What's going on? ¿Quién sabe?

Do you know you're driving
me right out of my skull?

Sí.

And now, my friends,

my Norte American friends and
my fellow Mexican countrymen,

Mr. Darrin Stephens will now
say a few brief words to us...

in Spanish and in English.

Buenas noches, señora e señores.

I'm happy to be here with
you, but please forgive...

I know you all have great
respect for the name...

to give it an enviable place in the hearts
and the stomachs of his countrymen.

Uh, please excuse
Stephens. He's blown his mind.

I think the way he switches back and
forth from English to Spanish is wonderful.

To the American market
with an American name.

To assure you a great success.

Wonderful. Remarkable.

I didn't hear any
English at all.

That's because you did not pay
attention. You must be very tired again.

Oh, I must be.

My friends, I think we can
safely entrust our future...

in the hands of Mr. Stephens
of McMann and Tate.

Do you agree?

Say something in English.

No, no, no. I have a hunch.
Uh, say, uh, "I apologize."

I apologize.

Why didn't I think
of that before?

What? That's all Mother
wanted was an apology.

Well, why didn't she say so?

Well, you know Mother.
Yeah, I know your mother.

She's every inch...
a mother-in-law.

Oh, Darrin, y-you had me
worried there for a while.

I don't know. I guess I couldn't
understand what was going on.

But they seemed to like it.