All language subtitles for Bewitched S05E29 Samanthas Shopping Spree

All right, sweetheart,
here, here, here.

Now you take those upstairs,
and then we'll leave, okay?

Okay, Mommy. Careful.

Ooh.

Heavy, aren't I?

Uncle Arthur, you
get out of there.

Hi, Sammy.

I just flipped my lid.

Oh, Cousin Henry.

You're not being very original
stealing Uncle Arthur's jokes.

Well, I'll have you know I
taught him everything he knows.

Where is Uncle Arthur?

Oh, he's at the
Cannes Film Festival,

picketing Rosemary's Baby.

Uh... Why don't you pop
out of that box and say hello?

Hello, Sammy. You look
great. Mm, thank you.

Oh, and there's
the little dreamboat.

Hi. Hi, Cousin Henry.
What did you bring me?

Oh, Tabitha, really. What
did I bring you, hmm?

Go and look behind
the couch. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I already have
a jack-in-the-box.

Not like this one. Open it.

♪♪

Hi, Tabitha.

Hi, Jack.

When Cousin Henry brings
something, he brings the real thing.

Well, the real thing
will have to go.

But I want to play with Jack.

We'll discuss that
later. Send him home.

Boy, is she a nudge.

Henry! All right, all right.

Good-bye, Jack.

I wish you'd let me know you
were coming, Cousin Henry.

I didn't have time. It was a
sudden case of heartburn.

My heart had a burning
desire to pay a family visit.

It's in me, the heart.

I'm afraid we haven't much time.
Tabitha and I are going shopping.

Where? Hinkley's
Department Store.

Well, I'll go with
you. What for?

Well, I have nothing to do,
so I might as well do nothing.

You'd be bored silly.

Oh, don't worry about
me. I'll find something to do.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Tabitha, would you like me to go
shopping with you and Mommy?

Whatever Mommy says.

There, you see? Your
own daughter insists.

Good morning, Samantha.
Good morning, Mother.

Good morning, little Tabitha.

Good morning, Grandmama.

Well, well, well, the
clown prince of the cosmos.

Where's King Arthur?

Endora, when I think of
you as a blood relative,

I long for a transfusion.

All right, you two.

Do you mind if Tabitha and I
go shopping while you quibble?

Shopping? Whatever for?
Tabitha needs some new dresses.

But you don't have to shop
for them. I like to shop for them.

Come on, Sammy, let's
go. Why are you going?

Sammy wants my opinion.
When did I say that?

If you want his opinion,
then you certainly want mine.

Mother, to tell you the
truth, I don't exactly want...

Then it's settled. We'll
all go shopping together.

Oh! I give up. Let's go.

This has gotta be kicks.

Yeah, I'll bet.

I've seen better interior
decorating in a butcher shop.

I think it's very nice.
Not by my standards.

My idea of a nice store
is Mars Fifth Avenue.

Or, uh, Spell Casters. Or
Cosmos Costumes. Or...

Or how about getting on
with our shopping? Yeah.

This isn't too dreadful.

It's only $14.95.

Put it back. At the rate Tabitha's
growing, it's too expensive.

Hello there, folks. My
name is Joseph Hinkley, Jr.

- Oh, are you the owner?
- Not yet.

I'm the owner's son.
Do you work here?

Well, yes, ma'am. As a matter of
fact, today's my first day on the job.

Oh, well... I just
got out of college,

where I'm majoring in
business administration,

to prepare me to carry
on my family's tradition,

to the utmost of whatever
potential ability I possess.

All she asked was
do you work here?

Oh, yes, ma'am, I
do. May I help you?

Uh, yes, yes. We were looking
for some dresses for my daughter.

Oh, and a... and a
beautiful little girl she is too.

Did you see
anything that you like?

Yes. Yes, I like this
one. Oh, that's 14.95.

Wow. Exactly.

How'd you like to
reduce it to 3.50?

Oh, gee, I'd
really like to, but...

How about 4.99, including tax?

No, no, I'm afraid our
prices are very firm.

That's one of the numerous
things my father's very strict about.

Oh, this is sweet. Do
you like this, darling?

Yes, Mommy, it's nice.

I believe that's a
genuine domestic cotton.

And only five
dollars. We'll take it.

Oh, may I show you
something else? How about this?

White polka dots on
a sea of midnight blue.

Oh, midnight blue. Yes, that's
lovely. Do you like that too, sweetheart?

All right, we'll take both.

Boy, my initial sale, and
it's a doubleheader too.

Let's call the photographers.

Will this be charge or cash,
ma'am? Charge, please.

Uh, cl-cl-clerk?

Would you, uh... Would
you see Mrs. Stephens...

over to the charge counter
please and have those wrapped?

Of course. Right
this way. Thank you.

Behave yourself.
You too. Sure. Sure.

How about you, sir? We have some
exceptional values in our men's department.

- No, thank you. He doesn't need anything.
- He does too.

Oh, that's sensational. I'll escort
you personally. What do you need?

I need to have some
fun. At whose expense?

Guess.

This is the biggest
bargain in our store.

It's reduced from $85 to 47.50.

Uh, what do you call it?

I call it a sports jacket.

I mean, what do you call the
material? Oh, it's a worsted.

Well, I don't want your
worsted, I want your "bested."

That's funny, sir.

Will this be cash or charge?

Oh, not so fast. This
fabric is atrocious.

It looks like it could
come apart in your hands.

That's unbelievable.

I guess that's why Dad's
willing to let it go for 47.50.

But I don't give up easily.
I'll show you something else.

Was that a good one,
or was that a good one?

That was a good one.
Kindly restore the jacket.

This is our double-breasted blazer
with the deep side vents. See?

It's in a sparkling
burgundy red.

I'm not interested.
Well... Just try it on.

I said I'm not interested.

Uh, sir, with all due respect,
it's not fair to a garment...

to just dismiss it
without even trying it on.

- Mr. Hinkley.
- Yes, ma'am.

My nephew has a quick temper.

Don't push.

For your own good, don't push.

Yes.

Here, Tabitha.
You sit down here.

You wait and be a good girl. We'll
be going home in a minute. All right?

Look, I'm gonna level with you.

See, my father doesn't
have much faith in me.

And I thought if I could show him that I
made two sales in two different depart...

Henry, what are you up to?

Nothing. He's up to something.

He's trying to ram this
sale down my throat.

And I don't like anything
rammed down my throat.

Unless, of course, it's a
ram doing the ramming.

Oh, my stars!

Boy, Gabe, you really
uncorked one this time.

I meant a four-legged ram, not
an L.A. Ram. Which one are you?

I'm, uh, uh... I'm Jack Snow.

Any relation to Jack Frost?

Where, uh... Where am I?

You're in Hinkley's
Department Store.

Patterson, New York.

New York?

We were playing the Dallas
Cowboys in Dallas, Texas.

I was running a
down-and-out pattern.

I've heard of the long bomb,
but, boy, this is ridiculous.

Send him back, Henry.

- Eh, get my jacket, please.
- Oh, no, no, no.

Because after you see this one,
you're gonna fall in love with it.

I... Just try it on.

Mother, what's going on here? I don't know,
but it's beginning to get interesting.

Is there something
you're not telling me?

Okay, gang, come on, let's go.

Well, at last, while
the going's good.

Mr. Hinkley... Good grief!

Henry, this is
really a good one.

Coming from you,
that means a great deal.

Help! Help!

- Who's there?
- Albee.

- Albee who?
- ♪ Albee seeing you... ♪

Oh, shh! Henry!

Really, now be quiet.

You too, Mr. Hinkley. Now don't
panic. We'll get you out of there.

Release him, Henry.

No, I refuse.

- Why?
- Because he started it.

Henry, I demand that
you reverse that spell.

So do I.

- So do I.
- You stay out of this.

Henry, my patience
is wearing thin.

Now either you
release him, or I-I'll...

Threats. Am I getting
threats from my own cousin?

Oh, you're insufferable.

Threats and insults.
Well, that does it.

I can take a hint when
I'm not appreciated.

Wait! Oh, Henry, come back!

Call a doctor!

Mr. Hinkley, this is not a medical
problem. Mother, can you release him?

No.

Neither can I.

I'll go ask Henry to come back.

He'll undoubtedly giggle
at me, but I'll ask him.

Mother, wait a minute.

Now, why don't you take Tabitha
home first? Tabitha, sweetheart.

This is the kind of thing
that she should not be in on.

Now, see if you can get Aunt Hagatha
to babysit, then go and find Henry.

And, uh, I'll cover
here. Now, Tabitha.

Grandmama is going to
take you home the fast way.

Now, I know I don't usually approve of that
kind of thing, but this is an emergency.

Aunt Hagatha is going to babysit,
and I want... Is this going to take long?

Well, I'll explain later.
All right? Here, bye-bye.

Come, Tabitha.

Uh, weren't there three
of you? Were there?

Uh, well, may I help
you with anything else?

Oh, no. No, thank
you. I was just browsing.

Get me outta here!

- Who said that?
- Who said what?

Have you seen my son?
Uh, no, Mr. Hinkley, I haven't.

How do you like that? His first day
on the job, and already he's goofing off.

Well, if you see him,
tell him to report to me.

I keep telling his mother
that kid is a dummy.

Dad, I'm in here! Shh!

I told you no
talking. You're sup...

Pardon me, madam. Were you
just talking to this mannequin?

Yes. Hinkley's
mannequins are so realistic,

I-I thought he
was a real person.

Mr. Hinkley, I know that
you'd like to be out of there,

so, uh, if you'll just bear
with me for a minute,

I think I can
remedy the situation.

I-I'm, uh, rehearsing a speech?

I'll be back in a minute.

You wait right here, okay?

What choice do I have? Shh.

Mother. Mother!

What?

Did you get Aunt Hagatha to
babysit, and did you find Cousin Henry?

Yes and no.

Yes, you got Aunt Hagatha and
no, you didn't find Cousin Henry.

Very good. He must be hiding.

We got an order to
pick up all your dummies.

There's gonna be a new
display set up. Go right ahead.

Right. Get those two. Okay.

Stop! Hold it!

What's your trouble? Nothing.

Why did you say,
"Stop! Hold it!"?

I didn't. I thought you said it.

Sure, Harry. Put me on.

Only I know why you're doing it.

I didn't do anything.

You're jealous because I made the
employees' bowling team and you didn't.

Sheesh.

Cousin Henry, come back here.

Shall I keep
looking? Oh, please.

Maybe he went to Switzerland for
the annual cheese-tasting festival.

Whoo! I thought I heard females.

Madam, are you aware that
this is a men's fitting room?

It is?

Well, I-I must have gotten
lost. I was looking for an exit.

Where's your
friend? What friend?

The exit has a sign
over it reading "Exit."

Oh, thank you.

Mr. Hinkley.

Mr. Hinkley?

Mr... Oh, pardon me, sir.

Could you tell me what happened to
the dummy that was standing right here?

Um, what dummy?

The mannequin
that was... that was...

I couldn't resist that
little bit of humor.

Uh, they took it away.

- Where?
- Well, I don't know.

Probably to the
basement. Why do you ask?

Because I admired the,
uh, suit it was wearing.

Perhaps I can find
it for you on the rack.

Oh, never mind. I didn't
admire it that much.

What are you doing
on the moon, Henry?

I'm moonlighting.

You get it? Moon,
light... moonlighting.

I get it. I get it.

Samantha wants you back
on Earth. Well, I'm not going.

Oh, Henry, please.
I refuse. I'm sulking.

And now I think
I'll do it in a sulky.

Giddyap!

Okay, first we undress them,
then we take off their heads.

No, don't do it! What
do you mean, don't do it?

I didn't say a word.
Well, who did?

I don't know. Beats me. Maybe
one of the dummies. Ha ha, Harry.

Ha ha. Ha ha.

It's possible. You
might be a ventriloquist.

If I was a ventriloquist, I wouldn't be
working here. I'd be in show business.

Unless you became
a professional bowler.

Ah, it's all coming
out, isn't it, Harry?

All the hatred you've been holding
in that subconscious brain of yours.

Look, is it my fault if I'm a good
bowler and you're a lousy one?

I am not lousy. I'm mediocre.

Look, Harry. A
sport like bowling,

it's only a game.

Don't let it ruin
our friendship.

Don't touch me!

Now, why would I touch
you? I didn't say that. You did.

You're trying to shake me up
on purpose because you're afraid.

Of... Of what?

That my bowling will improve.

Excuse me.

Lady, this room is
for employees only.

Oh, thank goodness I found him.

Him. Who him? This mannequin.

I saw him upstairs in
the men's department,

and I was wondering
if he was for sale. No.

Hey, lady, out of curiosity,
what do you want him for?

Well, um, I make all
of my husband's suits.

And he's just the right size, so I
thought I could use him as a model.

No kidding. You make
all of your husband's suits?

My wife won't even
knit me a sweater.

- Aw.
- Sorry, lady.

We'd like to help, but
it's against the rules.

Oh, well, uh, thanks anyway.

Yeah.

Hey, Fred, you really think that's
why she wanted the mannequin,

to make her husband's suits?

Takes all kinds, Harry.

Hey, you know, it's
time for lunch. Right.

I'll get some cold drinks
out of the machine. Okay.

No question about it.
Gotta get that checkup.

Thank you.

Okay, Harry, where'd
you put the mannequin?

The one the lady wanted.
It's right there, Fred.

You never know when
to quit, do you, Harry?

Okay, Fred, where'd
you hide the mannequin?

I didn't hide the mannequin.
You hid the mannequin.

I didn't hide the
mannequin, Fred.

Okay, Harry, I've had it.

Put 'em up!

Mother. Mother?

I found Cousin Henry. Wonderful.

Then I lost him. Terrible.

If only one of us had seen
the kind of spell he used.

I saw.

You did? Well, why
didn't you tell us?

You didn't ask me. Oh.

Tabitha, now think carefully.

What did Cousin Henry do?

I think he went like this.

Ah, the transcendental triple.

Do you wanna take a crack at
it or shall I? Oh, no, go ahead.

Be my guest. My anti-transcendental
triple is a little rusty.

Where am I? You're with friends.

And as a friend, I
hate to do this so soon.

Why did you do that?

So I can take him back where he
belongs without his knowing about it.

Will you stay with Tabitha?
Oh, certainly. Of course.

You won't remember anything bad, and you'll
follow my lead when I talk to your dad.

Your incantations are
getting a little rusty too, darling.

Mother, at a time like this,
you can't have Shakespeare.

Grandmama? What, darling?

When will we have our lunch?

As soon as we finish
recuperating from our morning.

Oh, there you are. Your
father's been looking for you.

You're darn right I have.
Where have you been? Well, I-I...

He's been helping me. Where?

Oh, all over the store.

After my mother took my daughter home,
your son and I went on a shopping spree.

You mean my son
sold you all that?

Yes, sir.

Then why didn't I see you do it?

Uh, because... because,
um... Why didn't he?

Because we moved so fast,
he couldn't keep up with us.

- Right.
- Mr. Hinkley, your son is
a very dynamic salesman.

He is? And he's such a
pleasure to do business with...

that I have decided
from now on to make

Hinkley's the family
store for my entire family.

That's our slogan. I know.

I invented it.

Mr. Hinkley, in this day
of the generation gap,

you are very lucky to have a son so
dedicated to carrying on your tradition.

And it's only my
first day on the job.

Son, I am proud of you. And
your mother will be proud too.

As soon as she
gets over the shock.

Well, I'd better be going.
Thank you very, very much.

It's been my pleasure.

Joey. Yes, Dad.

Take the customer's
packages out to her car.

Oh. Oh! Well, nobody's perfect.

Thank you.

Um... Here,
Mr. Hinkley, let me help.