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Whoo-hoo?
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Anybody home?
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"Darling, Tabitha and
I have gone to the"...
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Oh, Cousin Samantha and
Tabitha have gone to the store.
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Let me out. Let me out.
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Quiet, you wretch.
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Sam?
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Yes, sweetheart.
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Would you fix me an
omelet? I'm hungry.
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I'll be right down.
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Oh, this is going to be a riot.
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Honey? Boy, am I starved.
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Mmm. What was that for?
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You said you were starved.
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Serena, what a lovely surprise.
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Uh, Serena!
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How would you like to come
to a neck-wringing party?
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I forgot my grocery
list. Now I'm glad I did.
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Drat and double-drat.
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Darrin.
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Aren't you gonna be
late for your golf game?
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With her here, I think I'd
better stay close to the house.
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Well, why don't we all
go in the... Let me out!
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What in the world was that?
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Let me out! Let me out!
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Cool it, Malcolm. Malcolm?
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Darrin, go play golf.
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Hmm.
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Serena, so help
me... Ah, ah, ah.
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All right now, Serena.
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Now that Darrin's
gone, I want the facts.
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- Who is that bird?
- He is not a bird.
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He's Super Fink.
Aren't you, Malcolm?
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Let me out! You know,
you're getting to be a bore.
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Malcolm. Isn't that the
warlock you've been going with?
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"Been" is the correct tense.
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- What did he do?
- I'll tell you
what he didn't do.
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He didn't tell me
he was married.
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And if I know you,
you didn't bother to ask.
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Serena, I will thank you not
to use our home as a hideout.
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So take your bird
and get out of here.
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What's that?
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It's Brunhilde. Oh,
she's tracked us down.
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Thought you'd get
away from me, eh?
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You little fool.
Now, Brunhilde...
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Where is he?
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I-I'm afraid you've made a little
mistake. You s... No. Correction!
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You have made a mistake,
and it's not a little one.
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N-N-Now, if you'd just quiet
down for a moment... No!
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You quiet down. You...
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In the old days, they'd have put
you away for husband-stealing.
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The olden days.
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I think that's exactly
where I'll send you,
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you wolfette.
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Blow the winds...
and thunder crack.
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Roll the years a century back.
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Vixen, begone and
make the switch.
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Begone with the
wind, you little witch.
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Oops.
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I hope Darrin's going to
be broad-minded about this.
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Malcolm?
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I know you're here.
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You show yourself,
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or I'll whip up a tornado
and blow you out!
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- Ow!
- Sorry.
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Aha! I knew it.
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Brunhilde, my dearest. You
have saved me from a terrible fate.
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This young witch...
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apparently developed
an incurable yen for me,
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and when I refused to
yield to her advances,
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she... she cast a spell over me.
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Uh... Feel my hand.
It's still quivering.
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Oh, my poor dear.
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And all this time, I thought
you were philandering.
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My dear, how could
you think such a thing?
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Well, come along.
We're going home.
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I bet when the mice see
her, they jump on chairs.
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Ooh.
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Oh, look what they've
done to you, you poor child.
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Carpetbaggers!
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You need any
help, honey? I, uh...
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Where am I?
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Oh, you do need help.
This is New Orleans, child.
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New Orleans? What
am I doing here?
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Well, I'd say not too
good, if I'm any judge.
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Well, where you
from? Well, I'm from...
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I can't remember.
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Well, what's your
name? My name is... Oh.
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Now look, child. A pretty thing like
you can't go wandering around the city...
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not knowing her whereabouts
or her "whoseabouts."
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Now you better come home with
me. I'll get you some clean clothes...
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and some good food
for you to fat up on.
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Now, you just come
along with me, honey...
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Well, um... and I'm
gonna take you home.
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Aunt Jenny, contrary
to idle gossip,
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I am not running a
home for wayward girls.
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But the poor thing is
so frail and lost and all.
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Can't she at least stay until her
remembrance comes back, Mr. Rance?
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The answer is no.
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She's been fed. Now,
send her on her way.
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Well, she won't be no
trouble. I'll see to that.
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And what are the
neighbors going to say?
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An attractive
bachelor like myself,
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harboring a young
girl under my roof...
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They gonna say you
are the most generous,
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the most kindest
gentleman there is.
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My neighbors?
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Uh, well, who cares what
them no-accounts say.
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Now, she's outside waiting
to thank you for the vittles.
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- Can't you at least say hello?
- No.
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But I'm sure I shall
have no peace until I do.
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- Bring her in.
- Thank you, Mr. Rance.
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That silly woman.
It's ridiculous.
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Every stray cat that comes
wandering by, she just...
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This is the young
lady, Mr. Rance,
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and this is Mr. Rance Butler.
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My dear.
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My house is your house
for as long as you like.
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Perhaps even longer.
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This is a nightmare...
A nightmare!
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Aw, Sam.
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Will you stop whining
and let me concentrate?
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Now, I have to remember
that incantation word for word.
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Blow, ye winds,
and thunder crack.
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How could this happen?
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Vixen, begone and
make the switch.
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I go out to play golf, and when I come
back, my wife's in the twilight zone.
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Links to jinx!
Begone... with the wind,
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you little witch.
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That's it! Which?
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Oh, well. It's close enough.
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Uh, you see, it's your average
beauty-and-the-beast curse.
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If she gives a willing kiss to a
mortal, she will return to the present.
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Now listen, Serena. Sam's not
kissing any mortal unless it's me.
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Exactly, darling.
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You mean, I gotta go
back? Exactly, darling.
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Yeah, exactly, darling. Oh,
now, it's really very simple.
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By using the same incantation, I can
send you back to the same time and place.
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Serena, this better work.
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1868 is a nice time to visit,
but I wouldn't want to live there.
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I find her, she kisses
me and that's it?
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Right. Well, I'm ready.
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There's just one little thing
I ought to mention. Hmm?
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Samantha won't know
you, of course. Of course.
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What? Well, how could she?
You haven't been born yet.
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You mean, I'll be a perfect
stranger to my own wife?
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Stranger, yes,
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but hardly perfect.
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Serena, if they ever put a price
on your head, I'll gladly pay it.
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Oh, you make such a
big deal out of nothing.
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Here goes.
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And hang on to that
picture. You'll need it.
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Blow, ye winds,
and thunder crack.
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Roll the years a century back.
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♪ Round de meadows
am a-ringing ♪
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♪♪
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- Why, Rance.
- How beautiful.
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You sittin' there,
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the magnolias
wavin' in the breeze,
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♪♪ those happy voices singing.
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Happy? They love me, you know.
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Really?
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Then why do they keep singin'
"Massa's in the Cold, Cold Ground"?
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And what are you doin' home
from work? You only left an hour ago.
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Well, a man is entitled
to some leisure moments.
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Besides,
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I couldn't bear being
separated from you any longer.
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Oh... Why, Rance,
what a thing to say. ♪♪
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Well, we've known each
other for such a short time.
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Long enough for me to know
I've fallen quite in love, I'm afraid.
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Oh, why, Rance,
you can't be serious.
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You don't even know my name.
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So what? Neither do you.
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My dearest, say you'll marry me.
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I... Oh!
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If only I knew who I was
or where I came from.
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Oh, my... Darling,
what does it matter?
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Let's simply say that
you've been reborn,
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that you come to me
with no ties, no past...
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Ooh! only a future.
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Rance. Rance, let me go.
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Please!
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Is it too soon? Uh, no.
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But your stickpin's killin' me.
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Curses. I'm sorry, my dear.
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Whoo! Oh, my poor child. I...
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I've overexcited you.
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I know the very thing.
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I'll have Aunt Jenny bring
you some sassafras tea.
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Oh... Uh, please don't.
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It'll calm your nerves.
Have you ever tried it?
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Yes, and I'd rather be nervous.
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Strange girl.
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Hello. Is this the Butler
plantation? Yes, it is.
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- Are you Aunt Jenny?
- Depends.
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- Is you a bill collector?
- Uh, no.
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I'm Aunt Jenny.
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I was told that you
found a young lady...
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wandering in the streets
and you brought her here...
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A blonde...
pretty? That's right.
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- I'd like to see her, please.
- Won't do you no good.
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- She's taken.
- Taken?
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I happen to know
from "overlistening"...
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that Mr. Rance is
going to marry her.
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What?
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And if he do, guess
who's going to get a raise...
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for bringing that
lovely child home?
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He can't marry her. She's
already married to me!
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Guess who's going
to be looking for a job.
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Excuse me.
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Aunt Jenny! What's
all this ruckus?
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Mr. Rance, you about
to commit "bigotry."
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Uh, Mr. Butler, my name is Darrin
Stephens, and I'm looking for, uh...
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Sam! Sam?
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Sam?
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Who are you? Sir!
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What is the meaning of this?
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Uh, she doesn't remember
me, because, um,
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of what's happened,
but I'm her husband.
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But as soon as she kisses me,
it'll all come back. Pucker up, Sam.
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Don't you dare touch me!
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See? Doesn't that
prove we're married?
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Take your hands off that
lady. Why, this is preposterous!
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If you can prove your claim,
then do so. If not, then get out!
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All right.
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Take a look at that.
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Now where would I get
that, if I weren't her husband?
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Why...
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Why, you could have secured
this in any number of ways.
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Boy, are you a tough customer.
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I didn't want to do this,
but you're forcing me to.
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Sam, take off your dress.
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I beg your pardon!
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Sir, what is the
meaning of this?
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Put me down, and I'll tell you.
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She has a mole in
the middle of her back.
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I'll be the judge of that, sir.
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Take it off.
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You are certainly
no gentleman, sir.
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I'm not trying to prove that I'm a
gentleman... just that I'm your husband.
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Sir, I don't know who you are,
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or why you insist
upon making this claim,
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but I cannot stand by and watch
this girl humiliated any further.
244
00:17:13,731 --> 00:17:16,531
Out you go, sir. No, wait! Wait!
245
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,267
Aunt Jenny, get
your sassafras tea.
246
00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:26,107
If I ever see your foolish face around
here again, I'll have you horsewhipped.
247
00:17:27,811 --> 00:17:30,812
You... Yankee.
248
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:36,385
Whatever happened
to Southern hospitality?
249
00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,821
My apologies for
my violent outburst,
250
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,890
but obviously the
man is a fraud.
251
00:17:43,393 --> 00:17:46,428
He called me... Sam.
252
00:17:46,496 --> 00:17:48,430
Which proves my point.
253
00:17:48,498 --> 00:17:51,466
What sort of a name is Sam
for a beautiful young lady?
254
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,037
♪ All the people ♪
Sam.
255
00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:59,607
♪ Am a-weeping ♪
What a strange name.
256
00:17:59,676 --> 00:18:01,609
♪ Massa's in ♪
Darrin.
257
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:07,282
That's even stranger. ♪
The cold, cold ground ♪
258
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:12,320
♪ Massa's in the
cold, cold ground ♪♪
259
00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:15,124
He's right. They
love him to death.
260
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:16,151
Please, Sam, don't scream.
261
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:19,221
I promise I'll explain
everything to you.
262
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,390
Will you promise not to scream?
263
00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:26,962
All right. You promised,
264
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:30,799
and a lady never
breaks her promise, right?
265
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,868
Okay.
266
00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:34,970
Now, Sam, what I...
267
00:19:38,408 --> 00:19:40,720
I didn't break my promise.
You're the one who screamed.
268
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,345
You're darn right... You're
darn right I did. That hurt.
269
00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:47,294
Look, we'll never get
out of here unless...
270
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:50,719
What, you again?
271
00:19:50,787 --> 00:19:53,521
Uh-oh! Somebody's
going to get horsewhipped.
272
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:56,624
Unhand her, you.
273
00:19:56,693 --> 00:20:00,162
Are you all right, my beloved?
Now what is the meaning of this, sir?
274
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:03,832
- You want me to go
fetch the sheriff?
- That won't be necessary.
275
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,579
Oh, that's right. We're all
civilized human beings, and...
276
00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:09,283
Don't stand there.
Get the sheriff! Here.
277
00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:13,108
What is, uh, this for?
278
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:15,911
I never attack an
unarmed man, sir.
279
00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:20,015
- Who's armed?
- Why, you polecat.
280
00:20:20,083 --> 00:20:22,963
You pick that up and defend
yourself, or I'll run you through.
281
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:27,722
Okay, but you're
contradicting yourself.
282
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,625
En garde.
283
00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:32,961
Rance, no! Let him go.
284
00:20:34,098 --> 00:20:36,131
Why are you wasting
your pity on this cur?
285
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:40,135
Now wait a minute. I think if we
just sit down and discuss this...
286
00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:43,137
- like civilized human beings...
- You Yankee!
287
00:20:45,108 --> 00:20:47,475
Polecat!
288
00:20:56,286 --> 00:20:58,353
Hey, hey, hey.
289
00:21:08,532 --> 00:21:11,599
Oh, Rance. Look
what you've done!
290
00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:19,341
Oh... Oh, you... you
poor thing. Are you hurt?
291
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,911
It's just a flesh wound.
This man needs a doctor.
292
00:21:22,979 --> 00:21:25,180
He doesn't need a doctor.
293
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,916
He needs a tailor.
294
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,286
Oh.
295
00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:33,855
On your feet, sir.
296
00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:37,859
- Don't you touch him.
- Why are you protecting
that polecat?
297
00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:43,531
I don't know.
298
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:49,871
He's seems so... so
helpless, so innocent,
299
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:52,474
- so...
- So what?
300
00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:07,722
Where'd they go?
301
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:09,691
Where did who go?
302
00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:12,527
The young lady and
that... that Yankee.
303
00:22:12,595 --> 00:22:15,530
I didn't see no young
lady and no Yankee.
304
00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,799
You didn't?
305
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:20,001
No.
306
00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:23,705
Come to think
of it, neither did I.
307
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,423
Serena, cut that out.
308
00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:43,425
Hi, coz.
309
00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:45,705
How's the big hero this morning?
310
00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:49,063
Fortunately for you, he
doesn't remember a thing.
311
00:22:49,132 --> 00:22:51,911
I put a spell on him, so he'll
think the whole thing was a dream.
312
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:54,169
Very clever.
313
00:22:55,238 --> 00:22:57,506
Boy, did I have
a terrible night.
314
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:02,577
And it doesn't look like
much of a morning either.
315
00:23:02,646 --> 00:23:04,545
Good morning to you too.
316
00:23:04,614 --> 00:23:07,281
Did I have a nightmare.
317
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:10,852
I dreamt some old witch put a curse on
you and put you back a hundred years,
318
00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:12,899
and I had to go
back and rescue you.
319
00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:15,890
- Is that weird?
- It certainly is.
320
00:23:17,327 --> 00:23:19,728
And you were in
it too, somewhere.
321
00:23:21,998 --> 00:23:25,066
You changed this guy
into a bird, and his wife...
322
00:23:26,803 --> 00:23:29,137
She was the one who
put the curse on you.
323
00:23:29,206 --> 00:23:31,184
Then I had to climb
up a wall to get to you.
324
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:33,874
The trellis broke,
and I fell right on my...
325
00:23:33,943 --> 00:23:37,745
That's funny.
326
00:23:37,814 --> 00:23:40,481
Sweetheart, why don't you
sit down and have your cereal?
327
00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:42,484
Wait a minute.
328
00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,153
How come I got a bruise
right where I fell in the dream?
329
00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:47,889
Or would you prefer
pancakes and sausages?
330
00:23:50,494 --> 00:23:53,795
And what's Sunday's paper
doing here when it's only Saturday?
331
00:23:53,863 --> 00:23:55,897
Oops.
332
00:23:56,967 --> 00:23:59,401
It is Sunday, isn't it?
333
00:23:59,469 --> 00:24:01,469
And it wasn't a dream!
334
00:24:01,537 --> 00:24:04,806
- Darrin, it's all over now.
- I wouldn't say that.
335
00:24:04,874 --> 00:24:08,343
I could've been killed falling off that
trellis. Not to mention the saber duel.
336
00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:11,413
I've got a good mind never to
speak to you again after what you...
337
00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:15,549
Saber duel?
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