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Welcome to Sardinia.

Oh, I'’m so excited!

He'’s a little bit floppy.

Gary, after a certain age, that happens.

Is it a squash blossom? Is it a squash blossom?

It is a squash blossom.

I'’m wowed. I'’m wowed.

Colin and Daisy, I... ing love them together.

So you got a boyfriend nowadays and I'’m a little jealous.

Oh...

Gary and Daisy have always been flirty,

but there'’s a certain amount of respect

you can have for someone that you'’re hooking up with.

Stop kissing me.

- Stop it. - Daisy...

- You did that. - Don'’t tell me to stop it.

Let'’s try to make this work and let'’s try to be together.

That'’s very fast for just knowing me.

Just because we hooked up, that doesn'’t mean

we'’re settling down for life.

You kissed me at the first night.

She kissed me on the first night, dawg.

That'’s why she was like,

oh, I'’ve really got to do better with my love.

If I was really trying to go for better,

I would have made out with Alex.

Oh!

I can take a joke,

but I don'’t think she meant it in a joking way.

Do you think she likes Alex?

Well, that'’s ruthless.

I'’m... ing over this.

Such a sloppy season.

Yes, I'’m going to think about that comment for a while.

I mean, it was funny,

but I definitely hurt Gary'’s feelings.

Best thing to do is just dwell on it for a really long time.

- For a really long time. - Just let it really...

Really sink in. Really kill me inside, yeah.

That'’s great advice.

I think it'’s healthy for Gary to be taken down

a peg every now and then.

And there'’s the old saying, the truth hurts.

I'’m over getting like that.

No, it'’s not cool.

Chug, chug, chug.

- We'’re chugging water. - It'’s water.

This is so sad right now.

This is going to be such a late night.

And, Mads, can you go down and put the next cutlery down?

Doing ten courses on Parsifal is brutal.

There'’s no space. It'’s insane to prep.

- Think it'’s ready? - Yeah.

It takes forever to serve,

and it means a late night for everyone.

We have local baby squid with lime aioli.

That is beyond tender.

It'’s going to be a late night, even if they don'’t stay up.

I'’m a machine running on fumes here.

Make us that money, girl.

Next.

Oh, this is... Okay.

We have local sea bream.

- Wow. - Mmm.

So, I need the carpaccio plates.

All right, are you ready?

Yeah, I'’m sleepy.

A rosemary-crusted beef carpaccio.

Plating...

Eight, nine, ten.

Three more courses.

me, I'’m tired.

Oh, my God.

This is like a surf and turf situation.

And you can go to bed and see up to 6:30.

We'’ve been having dinner since, like, half-nine.

It'’s like seven to eight hours of their day is just meals.

Oh, my God.

Almost there.

This is lemon sorbet.

Oh, that'’s delightful.

Cheffy, yeah, I don'’t know how you do it.

You'’re like Wonder Woman.

But with more calories.

Thank you?

One more to go.

Literally won'’t even look at me.

Are you fighting?

Sorry, I was just reading a text. Very important.

That'’s a great - ing question.

I feel like it'’s an ego thing.

Oh, my God.

The amount of things I wish Gary would just get over.

I wonder what it would be like to have

a civilized fight with him.

You know, like, as adults do.

Oh.

Okay, I'’m ready.

Last but not least,

we have an Italian limoncello ricotta baked cheesecake.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you so much.

Oh, my God. Dessert'’s out.

Love that cheesecake.

That was the longest service.

That'’s crazy.

This is great.

- We did it! - I know.

Well done.

Oh, my God.

I can'’t believe I pulled it together.

Like, what the hell?

C'’est la vie. I'’m done.

Starting to pay off.

- Five star! - I'’m so happy for you.

You know what we should do to celebrate?

What should we do to celebrate?

Make out.

Chase...

I mean, I'’m just spitballing, throwing out ideas.

It'’s the first one that came out, you know?

Mads, I'’m going to go to bad.

Okay.

I can'’t, like, eat anymore.

I wore my loose shorts.

Oh, yeah.

- See you in the morning. - Sleep well.

Have a nice evening.

Where'’s sea doggy dog?

Oh, did he?

Hmm.

Where to? To my bed?

Wait. What did you say?

I said, I'’m going to bed.

Oh, you said me, too, right? Okay.

- Good night. - Hey, babe, very good job.

Thank you.

Just all this sh... that'’s been said has just got me thinking.

It'’s like.

Are you all headed off to bed?

Oh, yeah.

Have a good night.

Of course.

I'’m exhausted.

No, I'’m good. Thanks.

I'’m just juicing and going back to bed.

I'’m going to go into hardcore cleaning mode then.

I'’ll see you tomorrow.

See you.

- Boo-boo. - Good night.

Nice work, Alex.

Oh, my God.

Good morning, honey.

How was your night? How do you feel?

- Fine. - Good morning.

- How are you? - What can I get you?

Just a coffee, please.

You'’re going to live on Espresso today?

Oh, 110.

All right. I'’ll catch you later.

Okay, good night.

- Hi-ya. - Oh, thanks, love.

- Good morning, morning. - Good morning.

- Breakfast in 15? - Yeah.

Everything'’s looking pretty good.

- Dais. - What?

Late. Lucy let me sleep in.

- Oh, really? - Yeah.

That'’s nice.

I don'’t want to affect mine and Gary'’s relationship

by trying to put a boundary between us.

But I also don'’t want to upset Colin

by being inappropriate.

I'’ve never been in this situation before,

so I don'’t really know how to handle it.

Why can'’t everyone just be cool like us?

I mean, we don'’t even try.

Especially me.

Do you ever notice that?

That'’s why you like to hang with me?

That'’s exactly why I like to hang with you.

- It builds my street cred. - Yeah.

- Did good. - Thank you.

Even the chef last year had a 10-course meal

and he needed help.

Beet salad, boom, pasta.

Everyone had to help because it'’s 80 plates.

For me, you know?

Can you pass me those little flowers?

We'’re clearing, Markos.

I'’m sweating like an animal, man.

- It was a lot of sh... . - Yeah, no, that was amazing.

You just did one all on your own.

Should be proud of yourself.

Thank you.

We'’re doing it during water sports.

- Yes. - In the daylight.

- Yeah. - For multiple hours.

Yeah, of course.

Would anyone like some fresh orange juice?

I would like some of that on top of champagne.

I always say it'’s just a vessel for something else.

Okay, they'’re ready.

Can I start taking these off?

Yeah, please.

- Rose, okay? - Ooh.

Oh, that'’s lovely.

Thank you.

All right, let'’s go.

To friends.

I'’m... ing freaking out

because you can see the wrinkles of my ballsack.

- Oh, wow. - Are you trimming?

No, I'’m not... ing trimming.

- Oh, wow. - Enjoy.

Trying to put this dick in these - ing budgie smugglers.

Bruü, your dick is definitely not that big.

Oh, it'’s gorgeous.

I need to take a poo also.

Don'’t want to fart and have a skid mark.

They'’ll see that through here.

Oh, that'’s so good.

You know I love tomatoes and a vinaigrette.

All right, Chase. We'’re doing this.

All right. Woo!

Coming up...

Hug it out. Hug it out.

I don'’t want to.

Stop.

What the?

Gary is a desperate man.

So inappropriate.

Oh, what?

It'’s a sh... ty situation to be in.

How is that not romantic?

All right, Chase, we'’re doing this.

All right, woo!

What'’d you think?

Oh, Jesus.

Does anyone need help with dishes?

Ah, get away! Oh, get away from me!

- What? - What the hell?

Oh, my God!

No, go the hell away from me.

Is that a cocktail wieney or are you just happy to see me?

Oh, we'’ll just walk out there,

and then they'’ll see us walking past.

Come on, let'’s go.

Look, I'’m not exactly the kind of guy

to rock some nut huggers back home,

but if the guests want a banana hammock,

I know I look damn good in them, and,

I'’ll do anything to make the guest happy.

Just go straight to the swim platform.

Don'’t say anything.

Hello, guys.

Well done, gentlemen.

Thank you both.

It'’s our crew uniform for the day.

Hallelujah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, we'’re gonna go find where those Speedos went.

Yeah, baby!

Bryan, did you put them up to that?

Would I do such a thing?

Yes.

We'’re very happy.

I got some... ing white legs.

Look at the color difference.

We look like Neapolitan ice cream.

Oh, we look like cappuccino.

Cappuccino? Very hairy cappuccino.

Well, hey, matchy-matchy.

You won'’t be the only ones today.

Mads, I'’m gonna go into laundry. Just radio me if you need me.

Okay.

Gentlemen. We'’re gonna have some fun.

Whoo!

I'’m doing it!

You are. Go faster.

You can do it.

Can I ask you to help me?

Everyone'’s in the water. Can you do my back really quick?

Gary, get your hands off my husband.

Sorry, sorry, bye.

Thank you.

Whoo!

You all right?

All right, let'’s get up on our knees.

- Wait for it. - Wait for it?

Whoo!

I love my husband.

He'’s not the most athletically inclined.

Aww.

Now you'’re just showing off.

I hate when people do this.

What did you do, Luce?

This just doesn'’t need to be at the bottom of the sink.

No.

Because then it'’s got food and...

You'’re absolutely right.

Sorry, I put it there.

Oh, Glenn!

Don'’t say that.

- Here you go. - Perfect.

- Thank you. - No prob.

It'’s gonna be pride slash rainbow slash unicorn themed.

We'’re gonna do it like on the Sunday at 9, 9:30.

So probably get the crew to dress up

and come and help serve courses.

Dude, what'’s on the back of your...

Something here on the back of your things?

Oh!

- Hey, how are you? - Good, how are you?

I'’d love sparkling water right now.

Yes, of course.

I told you I'’d never hate you.

All crew, all crew, FYI. We'’re gonna be sailing.

Let'’s be stowed well. There's quite a bit of breeze around.

Copy.

These... ing nautibuoys.

A couple days left, big boy.

How do you feel about it?

Good. It'’s been a good season.

Made some money.

You found love?

I see how dysfunctional this Mads and Gary thing is.

I don'’t know why it's continued this long.

It'’s really... ing weird.

I wish I could make her get out of this before it'’s too late

because I think Mads deserves better than Gary.

I am better than Gary.

- Crazy. - Yeah.

There'’s a few buttons I can touch.

No, don'’t push any buttons.

The horn, I can go, "ehhhh!"

It'’s like herding cats for me.

Oh, you guys are such a cute couple.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, how are you?

I'’m wonderful.

- Tonight is our pride party. - Yes.

We'’re starting pre-pride.

He'’s got a little seasick.

He'’s like, I'm seasick.

Seasick is coming out of both ends, the poor thing.

Yes, he'’s got the runs.

The definition of two-day.

Everything'’s ready, Cap. I'’ll go get the anchor up.

Copy, thank you.

Oh!

We'’re all glad you had panties on.

Let'’s maybe get the lazy sheet out.

Alex...

I love watching the sails go up.

I'’m going to start up on the mizzen.

Okay, we got to go.

The only donkey here is on the sail.

Is the donkey dick up here?

You just like saying that word.

You have been dying to say that.

It is the word. Is the proper word for it.

That'’s what it's called.

This is why I like sailing so much.

They have the right terminology for me.

Okay, give a big ease on that main.

All crew, all crew.

Okay, we'’re going to start heeling now.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, sh... .

Oh, my God.

All right, I'’ve got to get a picture of that.

- What'’s that? - Oh, my God.

Watch your cocktails, boys.

I think I'’m going to look at what I'’m looking at now.

Oh.

Yeah, it'’s really majestic.

This is a nice, relaxing sail.

Oh, my God, yes.

We were heeling so much more yesterday.

We had stronger breeze and we were closer to it.

What happened?

Your bestie.

Yeah, it'’s funny.

I'’m joking, don't cry.

I mean, I hear them talking about me, which I love.

It'’s their favorite subject.

It'’s a constant. It'’s actually really annoying.

How comfortable are you with me

having my I'’m the king of the world moment?

You fall in, we'’re going to drive right over you.

We don'’t have time to stop.

So I'’ll wait.

I mean, you started the relationship.

You continued it.

I didn'’t start it.

That'’s what he says.

That'’s not the truth.

You both did.

I don'’t want to be involved with a codependent.

At this stage in my life, I'’m looking for a good time,

not a long time.

Otherwise, there'’s no room to even... ing breathe.

I didn'’t think I was starting a relationship.

Colin, you happy if I fire up?

Yep, go for it.

So we can just head on our course and put the sails away.

Alex, you want to go keep an eye on that lazy sheet,

doesn'’t get caught on anything, please?

- Yep. - Do you see it?

He'’s just kind of went...

Yeah, at a certain age, that happens to all of us, Bryan.

Copy.

It'’s whining.

Sounds like a dog that really wants a bite of your hamburger.

Good there.

Rainbow dinner.

That sounds pretty good.

So the cherry tomato gazpacho with peach gelato,

seared salmon on carrot sauce,

tumeric shrimp with yellow pepper and roasted sweet potato.

Green: zucchini and Carpaccio .

And the blue beef ragu ravioli,

that is going to be like the highlight of the night.

So is a color missing?

Because it'’s seven colors, but we'’re doing seven.

Six colors.

There'’s only six colors in a rainbow?

Yeah.

Chase, you can drop when you'’re ready.

Drop, drop.

Very aggressive.

Excellent, we'’re done. Thank you.

I'’m going to come out of gear.

Later, buddy. Get some rest.

- See you. - Did well.

Excuse me.

Oh, Gary.

Just get in a good mood, you.

I get a hug. I get a hug.

Hug it out.

Stop.

Stop!

What the?

Oh, why would you do that?

Because I got you in a good mood.

- You'’re just smiling, laughing. - So inappropriate.

Oh, what?

Gary is a desperate man.

His ego feels attacked if he doesn'’t have female attention.

When you'’re with me it feels like time slows down.

How amazing is that?

Not a good thing.

What? I think that'’s of the most romantic things

I might have ever said to you.

And now that I'’m in the thick of it,

it'’s a bit of a sh... situation to be in.

When you'’re with me, time slows down.

How is that not romantic?

Here you go.

Yes, you can.

I'’m very confused with this array of stuff.

You know, I'’m trying to embrace the pride theme

and make the guests happy.

I'’m thinking two people each course,

dressed up as a different color.

So this is crew then.

Howdy, miss.

Hi.

Want to save a horse and ride a cowboy?

You'’re so entertaining.

I need to hang this from there to there, please.

It looks great up here, but I want more balloons.

Give me some balloons, dawg.

Mads, your balloons are down here.

- They'’re not mine. - Yeah.

All right.

This is fantastico.

Each person is going to dress in a color.

That'’s fun.

- Hi, dear ones. - Oh, you look amazing.

You look fab.

Thank you.

Oh, they look really cool.

Chill them and put them on the tables.

Okay, I'’m going to call them to the table.

Copy me that.

- You ready? - I am so ready.

Ah!

Oh, my God, you guys.

I love it.

Oh, I love this so much.

Wow.

Oh, my God, the cocktails.

They have a disco ball.

This is like our own little pride...

- It is. - Festival.

Thank you, y'’all. This is so nice.

Outstanding.

Can they eat those?

Yeah.

- Guests are sat. - Copy.

First color is red.

Chase and Mads.

Mads, do you want to be red as well?

- Sure. - Cheersies.

Oh, let me get mine.

- Happy pride. - Oh, my gosh.

Happy pride.

- Ileisha, are you following? - Yes.

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

Come on now.

Thank you.

So to start tonight,

we have a cherry tomato gazpacho with peach sorbet.

- Wow. - Enjoy.

Thank you.

I never would have thought of combining these two flavors.

I know, right?

And it'’s so good.

What'’s after red?

Orange.

How do I put it on?

It looks like I'’ve got a hard on.

Yeah, that'’s perfect. Leave it.

Leave it. They'’ll love it.

I'’m not going to drink them both at the same time.

No, you'’re not.

No, but if you would take a picture.

Double fisting.

Send it directly to his husband.

- We'’re clearing. - Okay, copy.

I'’m not done. Everyone else is done?

Yes, because you'’ve been talking.

I was too busy crying.

All right. Orange.

Don'’t lose your focus. All right?

I'’ll try my hardest not to.

Ready? Okay, Lucy, Let'’s go.

Yes!

Oh, my God.

You have never looked better.

So here we have roasted capsicum,

carrots, and seared salmon.

Oh.

Okay, again, the table went quiet.

I know.

- Okay. It'’s ready. - Yeah?

- We'’ve earned the salmon. - At least.

- Right. - Look at the yellow dress.

Oh, my God.

Here we have some tumeric grilled shrimp

with sweet potato.

I love tumeric.

Even the design of a tumeric sauce.

Yeah. I think color is my jam.

Are you mad at me?

Ooh!

You ever told him that you have feelings for me

that would maybe make him back off a little bit?

He can clearly care to see that we'’re hooking up.

I think he'’s been very needy the last two days.

- No. - Oh, my God.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

- Emerald City has arrived! - Oh, my God.

So this is a zucchini carpaccio.

- Oh, my God. - This is fantastic.

This is amazing.

What'’s that?

Beef ragu ravioli.

I'’m very proud of this team.

They'’re really falling in line.

It'’s a candy pasta.

I guess all it took was just a little tough love.

We have the purple.

Yes!

She did not phone this in.

Mind blown.

Oh, man. This is a bit tight.

Oh, my God. I love this.

I will make you strong and wise beyond your years.

Okay, let'’s do this thing.

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

Oh!

Come on, Gary.

Oh, my God.

Whoa!

If I had dollar bills, I'’d make it rain.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Yay!

Cheeky.

Coming up...

- I am with Colin. - I'’m with Mads.

Okay.

Absolutely not.

Why would you say that? That'’s so... ing inappropriate.

Ugh!

- Night, guys. - Good night.

Good job, bro.

Look at the feathers down. There'’s feathers.

You guys.

I'’m sending you guys down with a vacuum.

Did you have a great night?

We had a terrible time, obviously.

- Oh, yeah. - It was like the worst.

Awful.

That was an amazing dinner.

Ileisha, you guys?

Thank you.

I mean, how many courses have you cooked total on this trip?

It'’s a lot.

Good morning, Alex.

Oh, me.

What a day.

Buongiorno.

What are you going to do tomorrow night with Mads?

Just like it'’s only when she'’s drunk

she'’s got affection for me.

Do you think she likes Alex?

Yeah, kind of.

Didn'’t she have a three-way kiss with Alex and Lucy?

Mmwah.

Oh, no way.

Did she hook up with Alex in the van?

Why didn'’t you tell me that?

What the is going on, dude?

Oh, it'’s too good.

I think Gary needs a taste of his own medicine here

because he gets away with everything,

so maybe this is karma.

This is how it feels.

Oh... sh... .

- Morning, morning. - Good morning.

How was your night?

Good, this was my magnum opus.

There was feathers and glitter over everything.

We need to be underway in 10 minutes.

Okay, firing up.

Thanks, mate.

- Morning. - Morning.

How are you?

Tired, you?

Good, thanks.

- Hi, darling. - Hi.

You'’re still no Gary.

- Oh. - Okay...

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

You can start picking up whenever you like.

Anchor'’s off the bottom.

- Thank you. - You'’re welcome.

Anchor'’s home, anchor's home.

Cool.

So, are you packing rainbows with rainbows?

- Yes. - In case they rub off.

Right.

- I'’ll have a cuppa. - Yes, please.

Oh, my gosh!

Are you okay?

Oh, babe, it hit you.

It just popped without even...

She didn'’t even touch it yet.

Are you okay?

Oh, my God, Lucy.

You took the cage off and it popped?

Yeah.

So that'’s a good lesson. Never have your face above it.

That'’s why they have a cage.

I had to ask for one more glass.

Okay, this wind is swung around,

so I'’m gonna probably come straight back.

You'’ve got about four meters on port

and about two and a half on starboard.

Hey, lads.

Ten, Glen. Just up.

Okay, on the winch.

Nice hold there, Chase.

Oh, it'’s Colin.

I'’m pretty happy where we'’re sitting.

Main engine off.

Selfie time, then.

Two, three.

Awesome. Can I get a copy of that one?

All crew, all crew. Can we get everybody on the dock

to say goodbye to the guests, please?

- Thank you. - Oh, thank you.

You guys are each family now.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

Absolutely amazing and wonderful.

I mean, I expected, of course, to have an amazing time,

but, you know, I didn'’t really expect

to be embraced by the Parsifal III crew.

Oh, it'’s hard for me.

I was able to expand our pride family

with you joining us in our celebration.

That is a priceless gift that you have given us.

Well, we'’re happy to be a part of it.

I want to leave this gift to you.

Thank you. That'’s very kind of you.

Thank you very much.

Take care. Stay safe.

Bye.

You guys keep waving.

Best charter, no doubt.

- What an amazing experience. - Yes.

- One more. - One more.

- No. - One more.

- Are those homemade cookies? - Yes.

No. What?

Yesterday, I heard you guys saying my name.

Oh, were you there for that?

Yeah, I heard it. It'’s like,

why is this even popping off right now?

Me and Alex do make jokes about, like,

making out with each other.

But that'’s just funny.

We say it in front of everyone.

What are you going to do, like,

what are you going to do with him?

What am I supposed to say?

All crew, all crew.

Can I get everybody in the saloon

for a tip meeting, please?

- Copy. - Thank you, Daisy.

Big or fat tip?

Well, that charter was a blast.

I'’m proud of you guys. I'’m proud of everybody.

Everybody seems to be working well

with their walkies.

So I want to commend you guys on that.

I was proud to watch you guys

operating like a well-oiled machine.

Daisy, you really know how to throw a party.

I just come up with a few last-minute things

that tie it together.

Obviously, those guys really enjoyed that.

I appreciate it.

Ileisha, massive kudos.

You crushed every meal,

even while following a theme.

Thank you so much.

It was a lot of work,

but I think definitely my best chart yet.

Pride is about inclusion, acceptance, and equality.

And I think these guests felt our team spirit

as we all celebrated together.

That feeling is definitely represented in the tip.

Drum roll, please.

- Whoa! - Oh, my God!

Sh...!

Let'’s go! Let'’s go!

ing yeah!

I'’m pretty sure this is the biggest tip

we have ever received.

The team really came together.

I think the energy on the boat was really vibrant.

Like, yeah, a ing welldeserved tip.

2939 euros each.

- What? - Is that a joke?

We'’re getting lit!

But I hate to announce this.

We pick up the next charter tomorrow.

Oh, my God!

Damn it, I was so excited to celebrate.

I hate to announce this.

We pick up the next charter tomorrow.

It'’s all kind of just happened.

I was so excited to celebrate.

I was really looking forward to a night out,

so I could actually just chat to Mads about how I feel,

and now I can'’t because now it'’s get the boat ready

and... ing start charter tomorrow.

I can'’t let all the hard work go unappreciated.

So in place of going off the boat tonight for a night out,

I'’m bringing in a chef from a local restaurant

called Fraudays,

and we'’re going to start with hors d'’oeuvres

on the flybridge at 7:30.

Here'’s to the best team ever.

Yeah.

And the best charter tip.

Cheers!

Well done, guys.

How long is it going to take you to turn downstairs?

The mirrors and beds.

Let'’s see how much you got done today.

What else do we have to do?

Wet down the scuppers.

Clean the scuppers really well.

Wipe the stainless.

Yeah, do a little bit of detail.

Last one.

All right, that'’s a big one.

We'’ll put some K2R on there.

Daisy, Gary, and Ileisha, can you guys meet me

in the crew mats for a preference sheet meeting?

Okay, here we go.

Todd runs a wildly successful travel company

and is looking forward to sunbathing under the sails

with his boyfriend, Grant,

mother, Debra, and with his friends.

Brad is Ray'’s husband.

Nick is Brad and Ray'’s boyfriend.

This trio are a thruple who live, travel,

and share everything together.

Wow.

- Thruple. - There'’s a third partner.

I thought maybe you guys would know.

No, a thruple can be anything.

- That'’s a threesome. - It'’s not just a threesome.

It'’s not a menage-a-trois for an evening.

It'’s a relationship thing.

I think they'’re intimate.

He'’s just a garnish on top.

- No, Gary. - What?

To help with the sex? I'’m telling you now.

For sure.

- Who knows? - What?

Okay, so they'’re aiming for 400 grams of protein in a day.

Sounds like to me, these guys are going

to be just meat eaters, mostly.

Yeah.

On day one, the guests would like to jump right in

to using all the water toys.

I think what we'’re going to end up doing

is leave the dock at 11.

We'’ll go and set up at anchor

and the water toys and everything

like that behind the boat.

Then we'’ll have to come and pick them up in the tender.

On night one, the guests request...

On day two, the primary request to lead a group beach workout.

After dinner, they want to have an ABC theme party

and they expect all the yacht crew to participate.

What'’s an ABC party?

Anything but clothes.

How do you know that?

- Are you sure? - I have another side.

You'’re not privy to.

Have you been to an ABC party?

I plead the fifth.

I'’m an ABC party virgin,

but I'’ve been naked in front of other people before

just chilling out on the boat.

I don'’t do it a lot now.

I mean, now I almost always wear clothes.

I'’ll be remaining fully clothed.

But you know what?

This is the last charter of the season.

What? Charter number nine.

- Charter number nine. - Let'’s smash it.

We'’re going to smash this one out.

Finish with a bang.

All right, thanks, guys. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

- Are you done? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Okay.

That'’s it.

And I'’m going to miss you when it'’s over, Dais.

Are you? Really?

Of course.

I told you from the beginning

that I wanted to explore what would happen between us,

but then I came onto the boat,

heard you'’d already hooked up with someone.

I just can'’t deal with...

What? There'’s nothing to deal with.

I mean, Colin'’s not going to be happy the way we interact,

but we probably should stop flirting.

But it'’s... ing who I am.

He knows that, and it'’s not like I'm trying to...

Actually, let me just stop talking.

So we got charter tomorrow.

Everyone needs to be fresh.

That flower really represents our relationship.

- Dead. - Aw.

Beautiful, but dead.

Well, our friendship can be alive.

Yes, no, maybe?

- Hello. - Hi, I'’m Daisy.

- How are you? - Nice to meet you.

Roberto, nice to meet you.

- What'’s your name? - Roberto.

This is the galley.

Make yourselves at home, and please ask me

for anything you need.

Thanks. Cheers, guys.

There'’s a couple things that, like,

literally would change the entire dynamic of everything.

Like, even with me and you, for sure.

Are you drunk right now or what?

Things could have gone very differently, though.

Yeah, inertia now.

I'’m a believer in, like, no regrets.

Who'’s the king and queen?

At the head of the table?

Not me, because I hate...

Mads, you go there?

The deck is getting it tonight. Racked!

- Racked! - Wow.

Woo!

Thank you very much.

Wow, what is this?

- Wow. - Amazing.

- It'’s delicious. - I'’m stoked.

We do flirt with each other.

Am I getting in the way?

Cheers to the fact that we'’re all

ing really different,

but we all come together for a common goal

and we... ing crush it.

Yeah! On the better train.

- Well, cheers. - Good for you, Chase.

That was a lovely toast.

Thank you so much.

Thank you for all, and enjoy your evening.

Thank you so much. Everything was amazing.

Anyone down for Twister?

Read the room, Chase.

What the?

Jesus Christ. This is a school night?

- Yo. - I was going for the jacuzzi.

I don'’t know.

I was going to run up there being like,

we'’re ready for the jacuzzi.

- Do you have cigarettes? - I don'’t have any cigarettes.

We'’re going to jacuzzi. Put the red bikini on.

Can'’t say that. I'm going to stop flirting with you

because Colin'’s going to get angry.

- Don'’t say that. - No, you told me that.

No, I said we need to both...

- We, you. - We.

You. You.

Okay, now I'’m walking out of this bullsh... .

- It'’s an us problem. - I am with Colin.

I'’m with Mads.

Okay.

Absolutely not.

Why would you say that?

It'’s so... ing inappropriate.

Why would you run away? I thought we were having a chat.

- I am with Colin. - I'’m with Mads.

Absolutely not. Why would you say that?

It'’s so... ing inappropriate.

Stop being a... ing idiot.

Okay, are we getting to get into bikinis?

Come in.

You'’re hot, babe.

You are.

I would love to get in the sea.

Let'’s go.

- Oh, my God. - Who put that there?

Ready?

Okay, double backflip, dismount on three.

One, two, three.

It'’s such a good team-building exercise.

Guys, guys. This is a trust exercise.

Gary, I swear to God, I will catch you.

Chase is going to catch him.

Go.

Are you... ing serious?

Are you all right, Gary?

Talk about a team-building exercise.

You committed so hard, though.

I can'’t. I can'’t.

I love you, Ileisha. Good night.

We are picking up charter in the morning.

I have so much to - ing cook tomorrow.

off, Alex.

You'’re lame.

What are you looking for?

I'’m not looking for anything.

You carry this, please?

Yeah, I can take a pillow.

You'’re gonna do it under the moonlight, huh?

- What? - Good luck.

I don'’t need it.

We'’re a problem.

Why does this feel so good?

Because we'’re drunk.

I actually think this is the best option.

Do you think it'’s safe in my cabin?

Want me to check?

What are you doing?

Yeah, you'’re safe.

- Is it just you, Madison? - Yes.

Where'’s Gary?

He must be down here somewhere.

Nope.

Gary, is that you?

Get the out of here.

Love you guys. Have fun.

Sleep in my cabin.

They'’ll be done in 15 minutes.

Good night, buddy. Love you.

Ow, my balls.

Good night.

Chase.

Jesus.

Hey.

Where you going?

Ugh.

Oh, it smells like sex in here.

Oh, man... ing all this sh... .

- Good morning. - Morning.

Holy sh... . What a... ing mess.

I mean, come on, for '’s sake,

we'’ve got charter in a few hours and the boat'’s a mess.

Last night was a school night.

They know the drill, but they'’ve probably

had a couple too many.

Come on, guys.

It'’s like, even though this is the last charter,

it doesn'’t mean we can drop our guard.

Not cool.

You guys, eight o'’clock,

we'’re picking up in three hours.

There'’s a lot of sh... to clean up.

It'’s after eight,

we'’re leaving the dock in three hours.

Time to get up.

- Good morning. - Good morning. How are you?

I'’m good. How are you?

Fantastic.

I love that.

I really need to stop making stupid decisions

and drinking and I need to just go to bed.

Like, I'’ve been saying this since the beginning

of the... ing season.

You'’re going down on Mads?

What?

No, why'’d you say that?

Don'’t ever say that when I tell you something like that.

Oh, no.

Dude, I can'’t believe this is our last charter.

I know.

Three days left of this stuff.

Three days.

Where'’s Mads?

I need to go and have a chat because that'’s rank.

Why?

- No, no, no, no. - , no.

Just tell me a bit.

off, you boot.

How'’s it going down there?

Great.

- What is it? - Just saying.

Is it that time of the month for you,

just out of interest?

Why?

I think you would have the common decency

to tell me to not go down on you if you were.

- What the? - My God.

Oh, my God.

Have I not got the right to know?

No, that'’s unreal. You can't even say that to a girl.

Anyway, whatever.

No, I should just not trust anyone anymore.

Oh, what the , man?

Oh, my God.